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00:00:00When someone says the names, Ted, Jack, Jeffrey, or even John Wayne,
00:00:30what is it to you, if anything is being scary?
00:00:34For many, it's merely hearing the list of infamous serial killers' names.
00:00:39Or possibly, it's thinking about the way they brutalized and killed their victims,
00:00:44and may God rest their souls.
00:00:47But for others, it's a simple fact they looked and walked among us so freely.
00:00:53Damn!
00:00:55Damn, Dusty.
00:01:00What the fuck is that?
00:01:05Did you see that?
00:01:08Get the fuck out of here!
00:01:09What the fuck?
00:01:10What the fuck is going on?
00:01:15What the fuck?
00:01:17What the fuck?
00:01:18What the fuck?
00:01:19What the fuck is going on?
00:01:29What the fuck?
00:01:31What the fuck?
00:01:33What the fuck?
00:01:35What the fuck?
00:01:37Hey babe, how was work?
00:02:04Yep.
00:02:07I'm sorry, I didn't plan for dinner tonight, but I thought maybe we could order in?
00:02:27It was great, it surprised me.
00:02:34Oh my god, he was dead the entire time?
00:02:52Holy shit!
00:02:54I did not see that coming, at all.
00:02:58How is it we've never seen this before?
00:03:00I don't know, it was pretty good though.
00:03:02Though I did notice that his weather didn't change each day.
00:03:06I don't know, I guess I catch on pretty quick, right?
00:03:09You do have a sharp eye for things.
00:03:11Maybe it's all those true crime novel types you read.
00:03:15See?
00:03:16They're not just entertaining, they're educational too.
00:03:19As a matter of fact, I'm actually just surprised I made it through that entire movie.
00:03:25I'm just surprised.
00:03:26These days, these weeks, they're just dragging by.
00:03:32I'm gonna go put on my nightie and get ready for bed.
00:03:37That's good.
00:03:39I-90 will be closed until further notice.
00:03:51Update on the breaking news at 10pm.
00:03:54The escaped cannibalistic deviant from Partial Pines Penitentiary is believed to be somewhere...
00:03:58Oh, the newest book in your crime series came today.
00:04:16Like you'll ever catch a killer.
00:04:19You never know.
00:04:24You know they say that you walk past a serial killer at least twice in the life, right?
00:04:28Really?
00:04:29Hmm.
00:04:31How do you know you don't sleep next to one every night?
00:04:37Because I'd be dead already?
00:04:39Hmm.
00:04:40Ugh.
00:04:41Okay, I've got a scenario for you.
00:04:43You pick up a hitchhiker.
00:04:45You never pick up a hitchhiker.
00:04:46No, no, no.
00:04:47You never pick up a hitchhiker.
00:04:48Wait, just listen.
00:04:50After he gets in the car,
00:04:53the hitchhiker says,
00:04:55how do you know I'm not a serial killer?
00:04:57And the driver says,
00:04:59what are the chances of two serial killers being in the same car?
00:05:08Yeah, um, I never really thought of it that way, so...
00:05:12I mean, I guess anything's possible.
00:05:15Hmm.
00:05:16Yeah.
00:05:18I will.
00:05:19On that note,
00:05:20goodnight.
00:05:21Goodnight.
00:05:22Goodnight.
00:05:23Good night.
00:05:25Thank you,
00:05:26thanks.
00:05:27We're all welcome.
00:05:28She's got another one,
00:05:29we're gonna need you.
00:05:30We'll be back.
00:05:31We'll be back.
00:05:32How tall are we?
00:05:33We're all grupppers.
00:05:34We'll be back.
00:05:35We're all beautiful.
00:05:36You know the right to 4.
00:05:37We'll be back.
00:05:38We're all pretty ready.
00:05:39We'll be back.
00:05:40Gale,
00:05:41You see,
00:05:42I see,
00:05:43we're not going to be back.
00:05:45Jesus.
00:06:15You scared the shit out of me, babe.
00:06:19I'm sorry, but you should be sleeping.
00:06:22Not wandering about.
00:06:26I don't want to.
00:06:28I don't want to go to sleep.
00:06:31Because once I'm out, the alarm goes off.
00:06:34And it's the same bullshit over and over again.
00:06:38And I just...
00:06:41Sorry.
00:06:43I get it.
00:06:45It's a tough time for a lot of us.
00:06:49I was talking to Zoe the other day,
00:06:51and she was telling me that Christian's company is being sold off.
00:06:55The entire division may be shutting down.
00:06:59He's not sleeping well either.
00:07:02So it could be worse.
00:07:05Much worse.
00:07:08So...
00:07:10Let it go.
00:07:12Come back to bed.
00:07:14Okay.
00:07:16Let's go.
00:07:18Let's go.
00:07:20Let's go.
00:07:22Let's go.
00:07:23Let's go.
00:07:25And let's go.
00:07:27Yeah.
00:07:28Let's go.
00:07:29Let's go.
00:07:31Let's go.
00:07:32So at least it's not Monday.
00:07:48Yeah, but a Tuesday, nonetheless.
00:07:52God, it feels like we are working our lives away.
00:07:56All work and no play makes me want to pray the day away.
00:08:00Yeah, tell me about it.
00:08:03It also doesn't help that I work for Karen, so...
00:08:06Karen? What her name was?
00:08:08Karen.
00:08:10Her name is Karen.
00:08:12Whiny, bitches about everything, and just a terrible boss.
00:08:21We should do something. Go somewhere, right? Plan a trip. Anything.
00:08:30I've got some place you can go.
00:08:33Yeah?
00:08:35Mm-hmm. Down the zone.
00:08:38You know I can't be late for work.
00:08:41I do know that.
00:09:01You better get going. You're using up all my hot water. Chop, chop.
00:09:08I really don't care if I'm late.
00:09:10I mean, they just suspend me, and then you know what? We can go wherever we want, right?
00:09:14All right.
00:09:17I'm sorry. We need it so much.
00:09:18Mm-hmm.
00:09:19Let's make a plan with the group. Grab drinks or something.
00:09:25Yeah. Yeah, we could check out that new bar in Bucktown. What's it called?
00:09:29Tully's Tavern.
00:09:30Tully's Tavern.
00:09:31There we go.
00:09:32Yeah.
00:09:33That's it.
00:09:34That sounds like a plan.
00:09:36Yeah. Yeah, let's do it. It'll be just what I need to get through these days.
00:09:39Something fun to look forward to, you know?
00:09:40What? That Russell Tussle didn't help earlier? Is that not something you look forward to?
00:09:42Your friction therapy doesn't work.
00:09:43Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we could check out that new bar in Bucktown.
00:09:44What's it called? Uh...
00:09:46Tully's Tavern.
00:09:47Tully's Tavern.
00:09:48There we go.
00:09:49Yeah.
00:09:50That's it.
00:09:51That sounds like a plan.
00:09:53Yeah. Yeah, let's do it.
00:09:55It'll be just what I need to get through these days.
00:09:58Something fun to look forward to, you know?
00:10:02What? That Russell Tussle didn't help earlier?
00:10:05Is that not something you look forward to?
00:10:07Your friction therapy does wonders.
00:10:09Mm-hmm.
00:10:34Good morning, Luca.
00:10:35Somebody's in a chipper mood today.
00:10:38Yeah, let's just say it was a great morning.
00:10:43Atta boy, yeah!
00:10:45Mm, that's what I'm talking about. I love that. Yeah. Nice.
00:10:49You, uh, you finished those reports, though?
00:10:52Heck, the quarter doesn't close till 5pm on Friday, so...
00:10:56I got time.
00:10:57Procrastination.
00:10:58Yeah.
00:11:01You're playing with fire, man.
00:11:03Kinda like proposing to Ryder.
00:11:06Way much longer if she's gonna leave your ass, man.
00:11:09Thank you for that.
00:11:10Another day, another dollar, right?
00:11:18Yeah.
00:11:19Excuse me, guys.
00:11:20Yeah.
00:11:21Excuse me, guys.
00:11:22Yeah.
00:11:23Yeah.
00:11:24Let's see.
00:11:25Let's see.
00:11:26Let's see.
00:11:27Let's see.
00:11:28Let's see.
00:11:29Let's see.
00:11:30Let's see.
00:11:31Excuse me, guys.
00:11:43Yeah.
00:12:01Smoke show, man.
00:12:06Absolute smoke show.
00:12:07That was a beautiful woman.
00:12:09Beautiful woman.
00:12:10I know beautiful women.
00:12:11I love them.
00:12:12They love me.
00:12:13See?
00:12:18See?
00:12:19That's the kind of shit that's going to get in trouble.
00:12:24You know, we really don't need a visit from HR either, man.
00:12:27No, we don't.
00:12:31No, we don't need a visit.
00:12:34Shh.
00:12:54You all late?
00:12:56Yeah.
00:12:57Elevator stopped at every floor, so you know how that goes.
00:12:59Mm-hmm.
00:13:00Took that long to get up, huh?
00:13:01More like get it up though, right?
00:13:03Mm-mm.
00:13:04Mm-mm.
00:13:05Mm-mm.
00:13:06Hunter, you're behind on your budgets.
00:13:11You're behind on your sales projections.
00:13:15You're behind on your expenditure reports.
00:13:18I'm working feverishly on it, ma'am, and I promise I'll get it done before the end of the quarter,
00:13:23so don't be worried.
00:13:25Ah, okay, okay.
00:13:26Look, I have little to zero confidence you're going to get any of this work done today.
00:13:33Um, tomorrow or even this week for that matter.
00:13:36So how about you work feverishly on not buying a jack wagon?
00:13:40All right.
00:13:42All right.
00:13:43Um, coffee.
00:13:44Mm-hmm.
00:13:45Coffee.
00:13:46Mm-hmm.
00:13:48Take note.
00:13:49You got it.
00:13:50Where you are.
00:13:52What the hell is a jack wagon?
00:13:54I don't know.
00:13:56She's so moist on you.
00:13:57You're chilling, and you're going to be hearing from someone you don't want to hear real soon.
00:14:04Oh, that sounds like a 14th floor HR visit to me.
00:14:22That dude is a freaking psychopath, man.
00:14:25All right, he's definitely a killer, and he puts people in his freezer.
00:14:28He's like one of those freaks that'll just never get caught, either.
00:14:32Anthropophobia.
00:14:33Anthropo-what?
00:14:34Anthropophobia.
00:14:35It's the fear of people and socializing.
00:14:38It's probably why you think he's a little off.
00:14:41Yeah, I guess.
00:14:45Oh, hey, um, Ryder and I are going to go out for drinks tonight.
00:14:49You and Lux should join us.
00:14:51Oh, sweet.
00:14:52Yeah, I'll snap her and let you know.
00:14:54Room for little Omi to go.
00:14:57Hunter?
00:14:58Stalker?
00:14:59If anyone needs an HR visit.
00:15:01Yeah, um, you know what?
00:15:04I'll let you know.
00:15:06We're not.
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:08Hey, dude.
00:15:09Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:10Whoa.
00:15:11Fucking thing is stuck, man.
00:15:12Okay.
00:15:13There.
00:15:14It's unstuck.
00:15:15Of course it works for you.
00:15:16Such is life, right?
00:15:17That's what I do.
00:15:18Oh, uh, luck said we're good for tonight, by the way.
00:15:21That is awesome.
00:15:22Yeah.
00:15:23Yeah.
00:15:24I'll whip it.
00:15:25I'll whip it.
00:15:26I'll whip it.
00:15:27Ugh.
00:15:28I'll whip it.
00:15:29I'll whip it.
00:15:30Ugh.
00:15:31I'll whip it.
00:15:32I'll whip it.
00:15:33I'll whip it.
00:15:34I'll whip it.
00:15:35I'll whip it.
00:15:36Okay.
00:15:37There.
00:15:38It's unstuck.
00:15:39There.
00:15:40It's unstuck.
00:15:41Of course it works for you.
00:15:42Such is life, right?
00:15:43That's what I do.
00:15:44Oh, uh, luck said we're good for tonight, by the way.
00:15:49That is awesome.
00:15:50Yeah.
00:15:51I'll whip it.
00:15:53It's a drink.
00:15:54Uh-huh.
00:16:11No, no, drugs.
00:16:12Mm-hmm.
00:16:13Great album.
00:16:14Hahaha.
00:16:17Oh, man.
00:16:18What a beautiful night.
00:16:20I know.
00:16:21I know, that's a calm, not too hot, not too cold.
00:16:26Nice, it's wonderful.
00:16:27You get to go hang with our friends.
00:16:30Yeah, check out this new pub.
00:16:32Better be cool, better be legit.
00:16:34I'm not trying to waste the night, okay?
00:16:36Okay, deal.
00:16:38I'd rather not waste the night and wake up tomorrow and...
00:16:46I got you.
00:16:47It's just what's going on.
00:16:49Okay, don't do it.
00:16:51Don't go.
00:16:53It's going to be very dangerous for you.
00:16:55I mean, it is the city, so there's danger everywhere.
00:16:59I've seen your future.
00:17:01You won't return.
00:17:07You can't win!
00:17:17It's one of the only.
00:17:19Wow, that is a super sexy car.
00:17:22Nah, that's a pretty cool car.
00:17:24YOU are super sexy.
00:17:26Huh.
00:17:27Thanks.
00:17:28You're welcome.
00:17:29You're welcome.
00:17:31So do you think that girl sleeps in a tomb?
00:17:34I don't know.
00:17:35I don't know.
00:17:36But I do wonder what she looks like without makeup, bro.
00:17:37Ugh, yeah.
00:17:38Watch where you're going, pendejo.
00:17:42Gavis, give me the fucking keys.
00:17:43Come on, let's get them out.
00:17:44Before I call that maldita perra's face.
00:17:46Just give it to her.
00:17:47OK, OK, OK.
00:17:48What is that?
00:17:492012 Wrangler.
00:17:502012 Wrangler.
00:17:51What the fucking Wrangler?
00:17:52What the fuck am I going to do with a Wrangler?
00:17:55I'd rather take your bitch.
00:17:57All right.
00:17:58OK.
00:17:59Nah, man.
00:18:00Nah, come on.
00:18:01Let's go.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:03Let's go.
00:18:04We'll see you soon, mommy.
00:18:14All right.
00:18:15You can't win!
00:18:16You can't win!
00:18:24See you?
00:18:25Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:18:26Can I see your guys' IDs, please?
00:18:39IDs?
00:18:40You worried about IDs?
00:18:41Dude, where the hell were you when we almost got robbed outside?
00:18:44Hey.
00:18:45Listen, I'm sorry to hear that, boss.
00:18:47I wish I could do more for you.
00:18:49My responsibility is inside the tech.
00:18:54Maybe you should do more then.
00:18:57Hey.
00:18:58Still gotta stamp your hand.
00:18:59Hey.
00:19:00Still gotta stamp your hand.
00:19:04Really?
00:19:05What?
00:19:06What?
00:19:07It's country now.
00:19:08Oh my goodness.
00:19:09Oh my goodness.
00:19:10Whoa.
00:19:11What's going on?
00:19:12What happened?
00:19:13Some arseholes tried to jack our car.
00:19:14They tried to take our keys.
00:19:15Everything.
00:19:16Seriously?
00:19:17Oh my goodness.
00:19:18They're bad.
00:19:19I'm not that bad.
00:19:20Oh my goodness.
00:19:21Dinosaur.
00:19:22I know.
00:19:23What's going on?
00:19:24What happened?
00:19:25Some arseholes tried to jack our car.
00:19:27They tried to take our keys.
00:19:40Seriously?
00:19:45Come on, let's go fuck him up. These little shits may be taught a lesson. You kidding me?
00:19:48Calm down. It's good, man. There's no reason to go out there and go make things worse.
00:19:52It's good. It's okay.
00:19:54Be careful when you guys leave.
00:19:56Okay?
00:19:57It's good. It's good.
00:19:59She's okay.
00:20:01Good.
00:20:03So, I heard Janet and Tim are getting a divorce.
00:20:07Well, sometimes you grow closer, sometimes you grow apart.
00:20:12Whatever happened to marriage being a sacred act?
00:20:16You'd have to be stupid to get married today.
00:20:20You're such an ass.
00:20:22No one's ever going to put up with you long enough to ever even consider living with you.
00:20:30Alright, well, let me just try it for another one.
00:20:32Yeah, yeah.
00:20:34I don't want to put up with you.
00:20:35Thank you for your margarita.
00:20:41So, Ryder, you and Hunter have been doing so well. How long has it been?
00:20:47So, our anniversary is coming up.
00:20:51It'll be almost three years on Friday, the 13th. Oh.
00:20:57Refill.
00:20:58Alright.
00:21:04Link.
00:21:05LA, right?
00:21:06No.
00:21:07Jason.
00:21:08Fucking Ivy.
00:21:09What is up, brother?
00:21:10Didn't know you recognized me.
00:21:11I didn't know you recognized me.
00:21:13Shit.
00:21:14How you living?
00:21:15Can we come and take a selfie or something?
00:21:16Yeah, absolutely, bro.
00:21:17Hey.
00:21:18What you having, bud?
00:21:19I just ate beers.
00:21:20Coming right up.
00:21:21So, you heard the new song.
00:21:22Yeah, man.
00:21:23What's it?
00:21:24Divide it?
00:21:25Yeah.
00:21:26That shit is fire, dawg.
00:21:27God damn, man.
00:21:29Absolutely.
00:21:30You keep outdoing yourself every time, man.
00:21:31Let's get this up right quick.
00:21:32I'm your biggest fan.
00:21:33Can I take a picture?
00:21:34Oh, definitely.
00:21:35Yeah.
00:21:36Come on in here.
00:21:37Yes.
00:21:38Hey.
00:21:39So, what brings y'all out tonight?
00:21:49Well, Fran, if I'm gonna be honest, it's been a rough week and pretty sure we all wouldn't
00:21:55mind tying one on.
00:21:56At least I wouldn't mind getting a little torqued up.
00:21:58You know what I mean?
00:22:00I'm a year and a half sober.
00:22:04Good for you, man.
00:22:07I mean, it must be hard working in a place like this and not having a single drink.
00:22:12It's a constant reminder.
00:22:15I'm actually the owner of this tavern.
00:22:20Oh, well, I mean, this is a great location.
00:22:23It looks nice, it looks real legit, and it's local, so we're definitely gonna be back.
00:22:28Appreciate it, Fran.
00:22:30Hey, I overheard y'all trying to get away or something, right?
00:22:36Truth be told, man, in the worst kind of way.
00:22:43Truth be told, in the worst kind of way.
00:22:46Oh, shit, that's fire, man.
00:22:48I'm gonna meet you guys, too.
00:22:49Absolutely.
00:22:50Hey, bro.
00:22:51Hey, nice to meet you.
00:22:52Sure, bro.
00:22:53I'm gonna get you them season tickets, though, man.
00:22:54Oh, I'm gonna match up.
00:22:55Yes, sir.
00:22:56Of course I am.
00:22:57Yes, please.
00:22:58What's the deal?
00:22:59We drinking?
00:23:00Are you trying to get rammed by the Inc Manly Man?
00:23:03Hey!
00:23:04That'll be 30 bucks.
00:23:06He's got it.
00:23:07Thanks, bro.
00:23:09Oh, yeah, sir.
00:23:12Hey!
00:23:13I've got something for you.
00:23:27Something you might appreciate.
00:23:31Something you might wreck with.
00:23:35Oh, where is it?
00:23:36Where is it?
00:23:37Where is it?
00:23:38Where is it?
00:23:39Where is it?
00:23:40Where is it?
00:23:41Huh.
00:23:42Here it is.
00:23:43It's my cousin's vacation spot out in the countryside.
00:23:47It's for you weekend warrior types.
00:23:49Seems what the country has to offer.
00:23:52Might suit you well.
00:23:54Thank you much, friend.
00:23:57Uh, yeah.
00:23:58Change.
00:24:03Enjoy those beers.
00:24:18Hey.
00:24:19What you got there, sexy?
00:24:21Uh, it's a flyer for a rental property at the bartender suggested for...
00:24:26a weekend.
00:24:27Ooh.
00:24:28Ooh.
00:24:29See ya.
00:24:30I'm in it.
00:24:31Yes.
00:24:33Look at that.
00:24:34Ooh.
00:24:35You can host a quinceanera there.
00:24:36Okay.
00:24:37Sure.
00:24:38Hmm.
00:24:39Ooh.
00:24:40Would you like to do some fishing?
00:24:41Ooh.
00:24:42Some four-way-around trail walking?
00:24:43Shoot.
00:24:44There's a lot of relaxing to be done here.
00:24:45Fishing?
00:24:46I ain't gonna want no damn fishing.
00:24:47Ooh.
00:24:48Ooh.
00:24:49Ooh.
00:24:50Ooh.
00:24:51Ooh.
00:24:52Ooh.
00:24:53Ooh.
00:24:54Ooh.
00:24:55Hey.
00:24:56If y'all want, I can lay down the scratch for this rental right now.
00:25:02That's it.
00:25:03Well then...
00:25:04Shit.
00:25:05Yeah, go ahead.
00:25:06Blow that credit card down, bro.
00:25:07Guys.
00:25:08No.
00:25:09Guys.
00:25:10Guys.
00:25:11No.
00:25:12Are you nuts?
00:25:13Look around.
00:25:14Are we country types?
00:25:15I mean, are you kidding me?
00:25:16I mean...
00:25:17I guess if you want, I could pretend Lux is my sister and we'd fit Roddy.
00:25:22Right?
00:25:23That's just disgusting.
00:25:25All right, guys.
00:25:26What do you think?
00:25:27Three Feathers Lodge?
00:25:28Mm-hmm.
00:25:29Here we come.
00:25:30Hi.
00:25:31Yeah.
00:25:32Cheers.
00:25:34Toyship people..
00:25:35Cheers.
00:25:36Yeah, cheers.
00:25:37Cheers.
00:25:39What are you doing here?
00:25:40Cheers.
00:25:41Hey.
00:25:42Yes.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:44Cheers.
00:25:45Just one of these-
00:25:48Is that something he's about to launch?
00:25:49Sweetie.
00:25:50Well, I see you have finished and submitted your reports.
00:26:11Yeah, I'm sure everything's in order as expected.
00:26:14Well, that's great, that's great.
00:26:15But whether it's in order or even accurate, that's another thing to be seen.
00:26:21But as you know, here in this company, we have real high expectations.
00:26:25And we rely on you to pull your weight around here.
00:26:30So if you can just be more on top of it, because this is going to be the last time I pull teeth for a report.
00:26:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:37I work day in and day out for this company, and I think I go above and beyond compared to everybody else here, okay?
00:26:42And, you know, it just doesn't seem to be good enough for you, and quite frankly, I just don't know why.
00:26:48It never does, but...
00:26:50I don't know.
00:26:53But, I just...
00:26:54Geez, Hunter.
00:27:18The fuck?
00:27:19It's so uptight.
00:27:21Maybe you need a Percocet or Xanax, perhaps?
00:27:25Or a relaxer or maybe just a mean old WBJ.
00:27:29The fuck is a WBJ?
00:27:34Well, while at work.
00:27:36Oh my god.
00:27:38No, Vinny, no!
00:27:40I don't know what the fuck you've been doing in the men's bathroom anyway.
00:27:44Do you see any piss pans, pecker pulls, trouser troughs, or my personal favorite, slinky sinks in here?
00:27:54You're in the women's bathroom.
00:28:00Oh, shit!
00:28:01All right.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:20What's up, boy?
00:28:45What's up, man?
00:28:46I've been ridiculous.
00:28:47No, man.
00:28:48You good?
00:28:49Everything's great.
00:28:50Yeah, really quick.
00:28:51What's up?
00:28:52What's up?
00:28:53Yeah.
00:28:54Aw, man, I see you.
00:28:55I see you.
00:28:56All right, I like it.
00:28:57I like it.
00:28:58Don't tell anyone who could you.
00:28:59Who knows?
00:29:00Especially Luca.
00:29:01He's got the month of a $20 hooker.
00:29:02You know that.
00:29:03Okay.
00:29:04Listen, I know, okay?
00:29:05I know.
00:29:06I'm not gonna tell nobody, all right?
00:29:07Honestly, brother, I'm happy for you.
00:29:09Thank you, man.
00:29:11Hey, it's one thing, though.
00:29:12You gotta let me throw you a bachelor party.
00:29:14Come on, man.
00:29:15Remember Scotty's hot tub party?
00:29:16Yeah, I do, yeah.
00:29:17Yeah, you know that shit lit then.
00:29:18Yeah, it was.
00:29:19You know it.
00:29:20It's probably the sole reason why I'll never go into a hot tub again.
00:29:22All right, we'll talk about it.
00:29:23That's all good.
00:29:24Let's go.
00:29:25God damn!
00:29:26What?
00:29:27Why you got all these lights on the car, man?
00:29:29Let's fucking go!
00:29:31If you want to find someone, then I got the option to.
00:29:36Hey, Dr. Neckers, let's go!
00:29:38Hi.
00:29:39Hey.
00:29:40What's up?
00:29:41Tom.
00:29:42Yeah.
00:29:45Yes, sir.
00:29:46You ready?
00:29:47Finally up.
00:29:48Are you guys ready?
00:29:49Let's go.
00:29:50You got this.
00:29:51I got some little Austin hot plate.
00:29:53Well, hi, guys.
00:29:57What's up, baby glue?
00:29:59Hey.
00:30:00I'm riding with them.
00:30:02That you know?
00:30:03Uh-huh.
00:30:05You love it, Tulsa.
00:30:06Yeah.
00:30:07And you'll never see you.
00:30:09You're the only woman.
00:30:11I got some sleep, dude.
00:30:17I'm running with you.
00:30:19I'm doing a lot of stuff.
00:30:20Uh-huh.
00:30:21I'm running with you.
00:30:22I'm running with you.
00:30:23You're running with you.
00:30:25You're running with me.
00:30:26You're running with me.
00:30:27You're running with me.
00:30:28Good.
00:30:30I'm good.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:34Cool.
00:30:36You know.
00:30:58I see you guys all come around here.
00:31:12You like seeing new faces.
00:31:14Yeah, the city.
00:31:16The city.
00:31:18Where you been? Where you staying?
00:31:20Three Feathers Lodge.
00:31:22That's a nice place. Real nice.
00:31:24People do get lost out there though.
00:31:26Really? Sometimes.
00:31:28Well that must keep you busy.
00:31:30Here and there. You kids have fun now.
00:31:32Thanks. Alright.
00:31:48Must stick out around these here parts.
00:31:52Go figure.
00:31:54Go.
00:31:56Ready?
00:31:58Yeah.
00:32:00Let's go.
00:32:02Go.
00:32:04Keep it going man.
00:32:06I got it.
00:32:08Go.
00:32:10Go.
00:32:12Go.
00:32:14Go.
00:32:16Go.
00:32:18Go.
00:32:20Go.
00:32:22Go.
00:32:24Go.
00:32:26Go.
00:32:28Go.
00:32:30Go.
00:32:32Go.
00:32:34Go.
00:32:36Go.
00:32:38Go.
00:32:40Go.
00:32:42Go.
00:32:44Go.
00:32:46Go.
00:32:48It's a breath trap through the sky.
00:32:51It's burning in the town.
00:32:55It's burning out, burning out.
00:33:05How awesome is this?
00:33:06Let's take a picture.
00:33:08Let's split it up.
00:33:08This is so peaceful.
00:33:09Two couples, two couples.
00:33:11Okay, you guys go first.
00:33:12I don't want pictures.
00:33:13Oh, my God.
00:33:13You want to take it?
00:33:14That'd be like four couples.
00:33:17Let's do the picture thing.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:19Maybe.
00:33:21All right.
00:33:22Oh, my God.
00:33:22You would.
00:33:25All right.
00:33:26One, two, three.
00:33:28Cute.
00:33:30All right, Kimmy.
00:33:30I'll do all of you guys.
00:33:31Let's go.
00:33:33God.
00:33:34Someone's in a rush.
00:33:35For real.
00:33:36He said, hey, Kimmy.
00:33:37Hurry up.
00:33:38Hurry up.
00:33:39All right.
00:33:40I need a moment.
00:33:41All right.
00:33:41All right.
00:33:44Cute.
00:33:46Beautiful.
00:33:46Yeah, that was good, you guys.
00:33:48Beautiful.
00:33:49All right, all right.
00:33:49Let's go, guys.
00:33:51Oh, Jesus.
00:33:52That was a little aggressive.
00:33:54Guys, let's go.
00:33:55There's a stock floor down there.
00:33:57Settle on the testosterone, buddy.
00:33:59What's up?
00:34:00Hey.
00:34:01This is friends.
00:34:03Yes.
00:34:04You.
00:34:04I think I just stepped in.
00:34:06You are, my son.
00:34:07You are.
00:34:07You are.
00:34:07You are.
00:34:07You are.
00:34:07This is great.
00:34:29This is great.
00:34:33Yes.
00:34:34I like this.
00:34:34This is beautiful.
00:34:36Nice ride up.
00:34:37I'm so glad we made it.
00:34:40There was no shit.
00:34:41There's a lake.
00:34:42Look at that.
00:34:43Oh, yeah.
00:34:43I got, like, um, like, uh, you know, like, uh, the, the rope on the, on the tree.
00:34:49So, like, that'd be dope as hell.
00:34:52Yes.
00:34:52I enjoy every minute of that.
00:34:55That is amazing.
00:34:57Yes.
00:34:58Let's put this bad boy in.
00:35:06Bam.
00:35:10We're here.
00:35:14Wow.
00:35:16This is amazing.
00:35:20I love it.
00:35:21I hate it.
00:35:23We did it.
00:35:24Hooray.
00:35:25Oh, my God.
00:35:25I'm going to fall.
00:35:27Can you wait for me?
00:35:28Hello, babe.
00:35:30You're welcome.
00:35:31Look how good this looks.
00:35:32Oh, my gosh.
00:35:33Oh, my gosh.
00:35:34This is great.
00:35:35All right.
00:35:36Oh, my gosh.
00:35:37Good.
00:35:38She's coming.
00:35:43Hey, you coming?
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:51Hello.
00:35:58We have a 5 p.m. check-in.
00:36:12This smells just like bacon.
00:36:14This is like a evil.
00:36:15This is so cool.
00:36:16It's spooky.
00:36:18Anyone here?
00:36:19Hello?
00:36:20Can we open this?
00:36:22We have a 5 p.m. check-in.
00:36:25I don't think anyone's here.
00:36:27Hello?
00:36:30I think this is...
00:36:30Open it.
00:36:31I don't know how.
00:36:32It's, like, locked.
00:36:34Oh, no.
00:36:34I think you go, like, this.
00:36:35Welcome to Mr. Feather's Lodge.
00:36:39You scared the shit out of me.
00:36:41Sorry.
00:36:43If you're scared of that,
00:36:45you're going to be terrified of the coyotes
00:36:47and the locals
00:36:50and the devilish spirits.
00:36:54Is this place haunted?
00:36:57No.
00:36:59It's just the way we like it.
00:37:01Nice
00:37:02and quiet.
00:37:05Peaceful.
00:37:08No one around for miles.
00:37:13Do you, um, manage and own this property
00:37:16all by yourself?
00:37:19Uh-huh.
00:37:21I have a room down in the basement,
00:37:25so if you need me,
00:37:25all you gotta do is holler.
00:37:28Okay.
00:37:31Is this your family?
00:37:33Uh-huh.
00:37:35But they're not here anymore.
00:37:40I'm sorry to hear that.
00:37:43Puh!
00:37:44Nothing to be sorry about.
00:37:45That's life.
00:37:47Besides, they're not all dead.
00:37:50One of them's a professional type.
00:37:55And the other one?
00:37:56We don't know where he is.
00:38:07All right, so I got a couple of rules now.
00:38:11First thing,
00:38:12stay out of the barn.
00:38:17Out of the barn.
00:38:18Sure.
00:38:19And lastly,
00:38:22try to keep the sheets clean.
00:38:25Why is she looking at me?
00:38:27Uh-huh.
00:38:28All right.
00:38:31I've also got
00:38:32a complimentary dinner
00:38:34for you tomorrow night.
00:38:35Mm-hmm.
00:38:37Buffet style.
00:38:395 p.m.
00:38:39sizzling steak fajitas.
00:38:45Oh, my God.
00:38:46That's my friend.
00:38:46Oh, my God.
00:38:47Yeah.
00:38:50So,
00:38:51after that,
00:38:52you won't be seeing me at all.
00:38:54Unless, of course,
00:38:56something goes wrong.
00:38:59Oh, thank you, ma'am.
00:39:00Excuse me.
00:39:02You can park your fancy-dancy cars
00:39:04in the garage.
00:39:08Yeah.
00:39:08Got it.
00:39:09Oh, my God.
00:39:10That one's with her.
00:39:11Is she some nice?
00:39:12I don't know.
00:39:14Um,
00:39:15it was a little creepy.
00:39:17I think I...
00:39:19Oh, my gosh.
00:39:21Oh, my goodness.
00:39:22Y'all get to it in.
00:39:24It's so beautiful.
00:39:27I would kill for a place like this.
00:39:29More like get killed in a place.
00:39:32Mm-hmm.
00:39:33I done seen enough movies
00:39:34to know what happened
00:39:34to black people first.
00:39:36Mm-hmm.
00:39:36Okay.
00:39:37Really, Kurt?
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:40They're the first to get killed!
00:39:45Funny, Ivy.
00:39:46I just need to outlast Lincoln,
00:39:48and I'm good.
00:39:48What you mean?
00:39:49Yeah, you know what I mean.
00:39:50Huh.
00:39:51Rock, paper, scissors, that shit is.
00:39:52Rock, paper, scissors?
00:39:53Yeah.
00:39:53All right.
00:39:53Rock, paper, scissors.
00:39:54See what I mean?
00:39:55You guys are stupid.
00:39:56You guys are stupid?
00:39:56Yeah.
00:39:57Yeah.
00:40:06Okay.
00:40:22Honey, this room is perfect.
00:40:24Hey, come check it out.
00:40:35Oh.
00:40:37You okay?
00:40:38Yeah.
00:40:39Yeah.
00:40:40Sure.
00:40:41Mm-hmm.
00:40:41All right.
00:40:42Come on, it runs over here.
00:40:43Okay.
00:40:44Yeah, we got our own master bath.
00:40:46Look at that.
00:40:47Perfect.
00:40:48Who planned that one, huh?
00:40:49You know, people actually get married here.
00:41:07Could you imagine having a country-style wedding?
00:41:10Well, it's certainly a special property,
00:41:12but, God, I don't know.
00:41:16This place kind of creeps me out.
00:41:17Mm-hmm.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:20Well, take it from a crime novel connoisseur, all right?
00:41:25Nothing to worry about.
00:41:26It is so peaceful out here.
00:41:27I mean, just look at all the genuine smiles
00:41:29everybody has on their faces.
00:41:32Just can't get that back home.
00:41:33And believe me, I am happy back home.
00:41:35I am.
00:41:35But today's living can be stressful, you know?
00:41:40Yeah.
00:41:41I mean, that's fair.
00:41:43More of a reason to enjoy our weekends stress-free.
00:41:46What are you doing?
00:41:54None.
00:41:54Everyone's out at the dock, so you want to go join them?
00:41:57Yeah.
00:41:59Good.
00:41:59Let's do it.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:09Just waiting.
00:42:09Boy, you couldn't hit water if you fell off a boat.
00:42:18Oh, man.
00:42:21Oh, I'm sorry.
00:42:22I gotta tell you, you know, between work and, you know,
00:42:25just life and just the everyday bullshit,
00:42:29I mean, I am so happy to be spending this time away with you guys.
00:42:32I am.
00:42:32You guys see the stock bar inside?
00:42:34It's legit.
00:42:36As long as I've got some tequila, I'm good.
00:42:39Did someone say tequila?
00:42:41Own it.
00:42:43Tequila.
00:42:44Tequila makes my clothes fall off.
00:42:47Is that all you need to make your clothes fall off?
00:42:50All you have to do is ask.
00:42:51Babe.
00:42:57What?
00:42:58That was so freaking hot.
00:43:02I love you.
00:43:03Aw.
00:43:06Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha.
00:43:10Yes.
00:43:11To the realm.
00:43:12Yes, please.
00:43:13Yes.
00:43:13Take that one right there.
00:43:15Yes.
00:43:15Mmm.
00:43:16Well.
00:43:17Yes.
00:43:17Right.
00:43:18Cheers, everyone.
00:43:19Cheers!
00:43:20Cheers.
00:43:20Oh, oh, God.
00:43:26Yeah, finish that, please.
00:43:30Man, you know, what a difference a couple miles can make, guys.
00:43:34I mean, we have nature, fresh air.
00:43:36I mean, just look at the starry night sky.
00:43:38These are the things you just can't get living in the city.
00:43:43What, you don't like a little smog horn honking and people yelling?
00:43:47No, because everything is wrong about that, all right?
00:43:49I mean, bless the locals here.
00:43:51They're so nice and they're so polite.
00:43:53I mean, just take the manager, for example.
00:43:55Are you kidding me?
00:43:57She is a bitter old bitch.
00:44:00Wow.
00:44:01Wow, Ivy.
00:44:02You know, she's somewhere around here.
00:44:04Maybe show a little bit of respect.
00:44:06Right?
00:44:07Ivy, put the claws away.
00:44:10She's creepy, and, you know, she is.
00:44:12She is.
00:44:13Okay, okay, okay.
00:44:14So she rubbed you guys the wrong way.
00:44:16Okay, how about you just get over and just enjoy yourself?
00:44:21I'll enjoy myself when Lincoln and I...
00:44:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, man.
00:44:25Let's enjoy the now.
00:44:27Whatever happens, happens.
00:44:31You're going to need more drinks then.
00:44:33Okay.
00:44:36Yes, that's a great idea.
00:44:38I'm going to go get another round.
00:44:40I'll be right back.
00:44:41Thank you, Ryder.
00:44:44Thank you, Ryder.
00:44:46Terrific.
00:45:00Yes.
00:45:02Shots.
00:45:03Okay.
00:45:03Okay.
00:45:03Okay.
00:45:11I am seeing things.
00:45:39Oh, my God.
00:45:44Oh, okay.
00:46:03Wow.
00:46:04Wow.
00:46:05Wow.
00:46:07Wow.
00:46:08you guys the creepiest thing just happened do you ever get the feeling like you're being watched
00:46:26gave me the chills from my head down to get down into your toes yeah okay we get it
00:46:30stop being such a pussy oh my god quit these drinks i should have got my own
00:46:36knees up on the tube man that's so much damn good on that
00:46:41oh i'm gonna go for this one oh my gosh
00:46:45oh perfect yeah sorry
00:46:51next one next one yay pick the ones that make it fall this one yeah that's a good one
00:47:02no no don't do it don't do it don't do it i swear you're a little risky on there i promise
00:47:08damn it's just wiggle it oh my god you already touched it you have to go you have to do it
00:47:14oh that's the rule just pull it already that is that's what she said
00:47:18i am tired i think it's past my bedtime take me home babe i'm taking i'm taking my beer with me yes ma'am
00:47:39because i can where's my man he already went to bed yep what a bummer
00:47:48oh good
00:48:08i don't know god i just feel like there's eyes on us at this point i feel like there's eyes on us at this point i think it's all
00:48:15I just feel like there's eyes on us at this place.
00:48:20Like someone's watching.
00:48:23Are you...
00:48:25Do you think they're, like, videotaping us?
00:48:27Or like there's someone watching us from the shadows?
00:48:31No.
00:48:33No.
00:48:33I just...
00:48:36You know what?
00:48:37Never mind.
00:48:40Okay.
00:48:40Can you close the door, please?
00:48:45Yeah, I mean, I could, but...
00:48:47I kind of had something else in mind.
00:48:50You know.
00:48:51I'm sorry.
00:48:52No.
00:48:53Mm-mm.
00:49:00You know, you could have just closed the door.
00:49:06I mean, who's it hurting with it being opened?
00:49:12Mm-hmm.
00:49:15Mm-hmm.
00:49:30Mm-hmm.
00:49:37Mm-hmm.
00:49:37Oh, what are you doing here?
00:49:50Oh, you're so cute.
00:50:07No, I just had the most horrible nightmare.
00:50:15Okay, well, it's okay.
00:50:16It's all right.
00:50:17Just relax.
00:50:19It didn't happen.
00:50:22It was a dream.
00:50:23Just go to sleep, okay?
00:50:27It's all right.
00:50:27Just breathe.
00:50:28It's okay.
00:50:30It happens.
00:50:33It's okay.
00:50:37Hey, did you open that door?
00:50:45The closet door.
00:50:48Did you open the closet door?
00:50:50Mm-mm.
00:50:53God, quit fucking with me, Hunter.
00:50:55I can't open it.
00:50:57Oh, shit.
00:51:07It's so pretty out here, you guys.
00:51:16Oh, it's beautiful.
00:51:22Oof.
00:51:22I hung over.
00:51:24You're hung over?
00:51:25Yeah, I know.
00:51:26You only have, like, three drinks.
00:51:29That's more than usual.
00:51:33It's, like, normal for me.
00:51:35Yes.
00:51:37Hey.
00:51:38Morning.
00:51:40It's like someone was up late and sleepy.
00:51:43Gosh, I had a terrible nightmare last night.
00:51:46I just could not fall back asleep.
00:51:49It's awful.
00:51:51You know, I couldn't really sleep well either.
00:51:53I kept hearing a creepy grandma downstairs.
00:51:56Aw.
00:51:56She makes so much noise.
00:51:57Leave her alone, man.
00:51:59You're going to be old one day.
00:52:00Nope.
00:52:01I am going to die before I get old.
00:52:03Oh, my God.
00:52:04Be quiet.
00:52:05So dramatic.
00:52:07You're going to be old.
00:52:09But you'll be beautiful.
00:52:10Beautiful.
00:52:10Beautiful.
00:52:14What do you guys want to do?
00:52:15Ooh.
00:52:16Get away from these bugs.
00:52:18Whoa.
00:52:18But it really is nice outside.
00:52:22Do you guys want to go on a nature walk?
00:52:24Yes.
00:52:24Yes.
00:52:24I just bought some hiking shoes.
00:52:27Ooh.
00:52:28Did you bring them?
00:52:28I did.
00:52:29Oh, my God.
00:52:30I did.
00:52:30You're smart.
00:52:31You guys are smart.
00:52:32Never been hiking.
00:52:33You will love it.
00:52:35Ever.
00:52:36Aw, man.
00:52:37I'm going to pop your hiking cherry.
00:52:40Oh, my God.
00:52:42He was telling me to tell you you need to go on a hike.
00:52:47I think you're going to love it.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51It'll be great.
00:52:52It'll be great.
00:52:53Yeah.
00:52:53All right.
00:52:54Let's do it.
00:52:55Should we get the boys?
00:52:58Yeah.
00:52:59Yeah.
00:52:59They'll get mad.
00:53:01No.
00:53:03Maybe.
00:53:03No.
00:53:04No.
00:53:07Oh, my God.
00:53:08I love my coffee.
00:53:09I'll remember that.
00:53:13Turned out to be a perfect day for a hike, ladies.
00:53:16Yes.
00:53:17Yes.
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:18I just think I wore the wrong shoes.
00:53:21Other than that.
00:53:23What do you think the guys are talking about?
00:53:26Oh, man.
00:53:27Knowing Kai, he's probably talking about sports or how big his dick is.
00:53:33Probably someone dumb.
00:53:36Guys are simple creatures.
00:53:39I don't know.
00:53:40I mean, I'd like to think they're maybe a little bit more intellectual than that.
00:53:44Yeah, right.
00:53:45All right.
00:53:46Who am I kidding?
00:53:47Like what?
00:53:49Hunter's telling them about some elaborate proposal and a hot air balloon.
00:53:54Oh, my God.
00:53:57Are you okay?
00:53:58No, we almost died.
00:53:59You two really hit an offer, right?
00:54:06I mean, we've been going on for almost three years now, so something must be worth it.
00:54:09All right?
00:54:10Okay.
00:54:10Oh, my God.
00:54:11Shut up, you guys.
00:54:13Just get married already.
00:54:15Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, shh.
00:54:17Quiet with that shit, man.
00:54:18Calm down a bit, okay?
00:54:20He love her and she love him, okay?
00:54:23Yeah, I'm just not out here trying to pad my stats, okay?
00:54:25Women got feelings and I got feelings, too.
00:54:29I got feelings, too, all right?
00:54:30And what I feel is that my numbers, they're going up tonight, boys.
00:54:38Man, listen, I can count on two hands.
00:54:42Two.
00:54:43Yeah, whatever you do with those two hands, it's your business, dude.
00:54:46Really?
00:54:47Well, brother, at least I need two hands.
00:54:50Yeah.
00:54:51Okay.
00:54:53Come on, man.
00:54:54It's all good.
00:54:55No bueno.
00:54:56So when are you popping the question?
00:54:58Oh, no, man, I've been trying to work up the courage for a few weeks now.
00:55:01It's got to be perfect.
00:55:02It's got to be right.
00:55:03She deserves it.
00:55:05She's amazing.
00:55:06It has to be special.
00:55:08I mean, who knows?
00:55:09It might be it.
00:55:12I'm sure that when you decide to do it, time is going to be right.
00:55:16And...
00:55:17She's going to say yes.
00:55:19I hope so.
00:55:25Whoa, what is that?
00:55:32Are those smells?
00:55:34Human bones?
00:55:36What is going on here?
00:55:38Baby, what you doing?
00:55:39Oh, gross.
00:55:40What the hell is that?
00:55:42That's probably like some deer or elk or something.
00:55:48There's wildlife all throughout this forest.
00:55:50Come on, guys.
00:55:50It's okay.
00:55:51Poor deer.
00:55:52How do you figure this?
00:55:52Deer?
00:55:53I read about it in the brochure, you know?
00:55:55Come on, Lincoln.
00:55:56I'm done.
00:55:57I'm done with this trail.
00:55:58Go.
00:55:58I'm starving.
00:55:59What?
00:56:02Guys.
00:56:03What's so funny?
00:56:28Man, good food made me laugh, man.
00:56:31You got to have that problem?
00:56:33This looks amazing.
00:56:35Right.
00:56:36This spread is the shit.
00:56:39It's great.
00:56:40This is so good.
00:56:43Seasoned, get fajitas.
00:56:48I don't know what you said.
00:56:49I think the meat's like really tender.
00:56:51It's just kind of seasoned weird.
00:56:53If you think it's weird, you can have a piece of my meat.
00:56:57Who the hell wants your dry-aged cut?
00:57:02Bars.
00:57:04Bars.
00:57:05Not funny, Ryder.
00:57:08I'm going to go make a bonfire.
00:57:10If any of you losers would like to join me, I'll be over there.
00:57:15Be the sensitive.
00:57:18You ain't packed no humor with all those muscles.
00:57:22Oh, hey, let's see some pictures.
00:57:26Yeah, they're actually really cute.
00:57:28Yeah.
00:57:29Could you, like, send me some when we have service?
00:57:33Can I see them?
00:57:36What is this in the background?
00:57:39Is that a person?
00:57:41No, that's like a tree trunk.
00:57:44I look like a tree trunk.
00:57:46No, it's not in the other picture.
00:57:48I mean, it's so blurry.
00:57:50How can you even tell?
00:57:51Yeah, I think you tripped, man.
00:57:53You're drunk.
00:57:55So Helen's lying to us, then.
00:57:57Great.
00:57:58The place is haunted.
00:58:00Sounds like a good time to tell some ghost stories.
00:58:03No.
00:58:04No.
00:58:05It's scary enough here during the day.
00:58:09Urban legends, then?
00:58:10I know one.
00:58:11I know a couple, actually.
00:58:12Oh, it doesn't surprise me.
00:58:15Fucking full of shit.
00:58:16Shut up.
00:58:19Shut up.
00:58:19Everybody, shut up.
00:58:20Shut up.
00:58:23So the legend states, there's this woman, kind of older, single.
00:58:29Is her name Helen?
00:58:32Maybe.
00:58:33Anyways, she never married, but she had this super loyal dog that she loved, this German
00:58:39shepherd.
00:58:41Whenever she was stressed, she's...
00:58:42Babe, is this the story about how the man's licking her instead of the dog?
00:58:47Yeah, it's a great story.
00:58:48You can't tell this story.
00:58:50Everyone already knows that story.
00:58:52Okay, guys, this story is disgusting.
00:58:55Okay, and what girl doesn't like to be licked, right?
00:59:01That is true.
00:59:02All right.
00:59:03Why are you like this?
00:59:05Okay, so now you like the story?
00:59:07I love this story.
00:59:11All right, so who's got the next story?
00:59:13Oh, I have one.
00:59:15I heard it on the radio a few days ago.
00:59:18It's about this psycho that eats humans.
00:59:21He got released from prison because they couldn't accommodate his dietary needs, or something
00:59:29like that.
00:59:29That's not how it went.
00:59:30No, that's totally wrong.
00:59:32Babe, shut up.
00:59:32I'm trying to tell a story.
00:59:33You're such a jerk.
00:59:34Okay.
00:59:41Hunter, mind if we take the Jeep for a spin?
00:59:44Sure.
00:59:45Yeah, let's take care of it, you know?
00:59:51Goodbye.
00:59:52Goodbye.
00:59:53Ugh.
00:59:54Heh heh heh heh heh.
00:59:55Let's go.
01:00:25Baby, you want to go skinny dipping?
01:00:29Does anybody want to go skinny dipping?
01:00:32Hell no.
01:00:33Not in that water.
01:00:35Well, good. You two have fun.
01:00:39We're good.
01:00:40You're lost.
01:00:41We're lost. You guys have fun.
01:00:43Hey, Kai, I didn't know you could swim.
01:00:45Ah, fuck you!
01:00:55Babe?
01:01:01Come on, it's fucking cold!
01:01:05Hurry!
01:01:13Hurry, it's cold.
01:01:15You're getting in first.
01:01:19You're getting in first.
01:01:21Of course.
01:01:23Oh my God!
01:01:25You're crazy!
01:01:26What the fuck is that?
01:01:35Okay, alright.
01:01:37Is it cold?
01:01:40Come on, you're good.
01:01:41Is it cold?
01:01:42Come on, you're good.
01:01:43Oh my God, you're crazy!
01:01:45Come on.
01:01:48I like the plane.
01:01:49See, it's not so bad here.
01:01:53Sure, the people are different, but it doesn't mean that they're like strange or anything.
01:01:58Just that maybe their, I don't know, personal preferences or life choices are just different
01:02:06than what we're accustomed to, you know?
01:02:09Not all bad.
01:02:15I bet he's getting a hoodie.
01:02:18What the hell is a hoodie?
01:02:20Yeah, what is that?
01:02:21It's not a sweatshirt if you know what I'm saying.
01:02:39You wanna go for a walk?
01:02:41And get a better look at the stars without all those trees?
01:02:44When I'm done with you, you'll be seeing stars.
01:02:47Hmm.
01:02:49Well, excuse us.
01:03:02And there were two.
01:03:03Mm-hmm.
01:03:04Do you maybe wanna, I don't know, go for a walk?
01:03:07Yep.
01:03:08Sure do.
01:03:09You ready?
01:03:10Yeah.
01:03:11Yeah.
01:03:12Yeah.
01:03:13Oh, shit.
01:03:14Please, can we get out, babe?
01:03:15It's cold.
01:03:16Yeah.
01:03:17I don't know.
01:03:18I don't know.
01:03:19I don't know.
01:03:20I don't know.
01:03:21I don't know.
01:03:22I don't know.
01:03:23I don't know.
01:03:24I don't know.
01:03:25I don't know.
01:03:26You ready?
01:03:27Yeah.
01:03:30Oh, shit.
01:03:35Please, can we get out, babe?
01:03:37It's cold.
01:03:38Oh, shit.
01:03:40Please, can we get out, babe? It's cold.
01:03:43Alright.
01:03:45Want me to go to bed, Rob?
01:03:47Okay. Come on.
01:03:57Fuck!
01:04:08Fun fact for you,
01:04:22the gravitational pull between planets is actually less than...
01:04:31Wow, this is so beautiful here.
01:04:33Oh, yes. It is lovely out here.
01:04:38Okay.
01:05:06That's Mars.
01:05:08What the fuck?
01:05:10What the fuck?
01:05:12Wait, I thought Kai and Addison were going to be swimming.
01:05:16What?
01:05:18Kai!
01:05:20Addison!
01:05:24They probably went to the other side of the lake.
01:05:26It's all good.
01:05:28Yeah, but their clothes are still here.
01:05:30You don't skinny-dip put your clothes on.
01:05:32You don't skinny-dip put your clothes on.
01:05:33I'm just saying.
01:05:34And look, the jeep.
01:05:35The jeep is out there, too.
01:05:36It's all good.
01:05:37Yeah, but their clothes are still here.
01:05:38You don't skinny-dip put your clothes on.
01:05:39I'm just saying.
01:05:40And look, the jeep.
01:05:41And look, the jeep.
01:05:42The jeep is out there, too.
01:05:43I feel like the lights have been on for a long time.
01:05:47Yeah.
01:05:48I mean, they're fine.
01:05:49I mean, they're fine.
01:05:50There's other things we could be doing right now.
01:05:51Then, you know.
01:06:13I think we should go out there and check it out.
01:06:16Been on for a hot minute.
01:06:17Do you have to?
01:06:21Yes.
01:06:23Okay. But if we walk into him getting a hoodie,
01:06:25this was your idea. Remember?
01:06:27Fine. Just blame me for everything.
01:06:29Fine. Duly noted.
01:06:37I so don't want to walk up on them getting a hoodie.
01:06:47What?
01:06:57Where are they?
01:06:59It's empty.
01:07:05What the? The car is still on.
01:07:09It's... weird.
01:07:17What the fuck?
01:07:19Is that...
01:07:21Is that blood?
01:07:23Yeah. What the fuck?
01:07:29Okay. This is not right.
01:07:31We have got to go find them.
01:07:37Do they nearby?
01:07:39Look!
01:07:41Luca!
01:07:43Maybe they hit like a deer or something.
01:07:45I don't know.
01:07:53Look, the barn light is on.
01:07:57Let's go check the barn.
01:07:59I guess.
01:08:00Maybe they're in there.
01:08:01Fuck.
01:08:05Lux!
01:08:08Luca!
01:08:15Where the hell is everybody?
01:08:37I have no idea.
01:08:39I have no idea.
01:09:05Three Feathers Meat Company.
01:09:07That's the van from the other day.
01:09:09That's the van from the other day.
01:09:11What is it doing here?
01:09:16I don't know.
01:09:23Did you hear that?
01:09:25Yeah.
01:09:26Yeah.
01:09:30That way.
01:09:31Okay, from over here.
01:09:37I don't think we should go over there.
01:09:45Should we call the police?
01:09:47I don't know.
01:09:48I don't have any signal.
01:09:51God, this isn't right.
01:09:53This is not right.
01:09:55I know.
01:10:00What is this?
01:10:04Three Feathers Meat Company?
01:10:06No, no, no, no.
01:10:07No, no, no, no.
01:10:11This is...
01:10:12This is not right.
01:10:13Hunter.
01:10:15We have to find out where they are.
01:10:17Hunter!
01:10:18I don't think we should go in here.
01:10:24Oh, shit.
01:10:25Okay.
01:10:37Oh, man!
01:10:38Oh, man.
01:10:39Oh, my God!
01:10:40Oh, my God!
01:10:41Oh, my God!
01:10:42Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
01:10:49Lux! Lincoln! Heidi! Oh my god!
01:11:12No!
01:11:22I don't!
01:11:42Hunter, Hunter, my friends, my friends, why, why, oh my god, we have to go, we have to
01:11:58go, come on, come on, oh my god, oh my god, run!
01:12:12Help, help me, help, please, please, please, please, please.
01:12:42Help me, they're trying to kill me, they're trying to kill me, someone's trying to kill
01:12:49me, help me, please.
01:12:52She's over here, come get her.
01:12:55What?
01:12:56Oh my god, oh my god!
01:13:02No, no, no, oh no.
01:13:14Oh my god, oh my god, damn it, damn it.
01:13:21Okay, okay.
01:13:28Okay.
01:13:29Okay.
01:13:30Okay.
01:13:31Okay.
01:13:33Okay.
01:13:37Okay.
01:13:38Okay.
01:13:39Okay.
01:13:40Okay.
01:13:42Okay.
01:13:43Okay.
01:13:44Okay.
01:13:45Okay.
01:13:46Okay.
01:13:47Okay.
01:13:48Okay.
01:13:49Okay.
01:13:50Okay.
01:13:51Okay.
01:13:52Get away from me!
01:14:19Get away from me!
01:14:20Get away from me!
01:14:22Get away from me!
01:14:23Get away from me!
01:14:24Get away from me!
01:14:25Get away from me!
01:14:26Get away from me!
01:14:27Get away from me!
01:14:28Get away from me!
01:14:29Get away from me!
01:14:30Get away from me!
01:14:31Get away from me!
01:14:32Get away from me!
01:14:33Get away from me!
01:14:34Get away from me!
01:14:35Get away from me!
01:14:36Get away from me!
01:14:37Get away from me!
01:14:38Get away from me!
01:14:39Get away from me!
01:14:40Get away from me!
01:14:41Get away from me!
01:14:42Get away from me!
01:14:43Get away from me!
01:14:44Get away from me!
01:14:45Get away from me!
01:14:46Get away from me!
01:14:47Get away from me!
01:14:48Get away from me!
01:14:49Get away from me!
01:14:50Oh, my God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:15:20I don't know.
01:15:50I don't know.
01:16:20I don't know.
01:16:50I don't know.
01:17:20I see you boys been busy.
01:17:37Hey, did you see the paper today?
01:17:39No, not yet.
01:17:39Would you look at that?
01:17:45All right, fellas.
01:17:459-1-1, what's the emergency?
01:18:069-1-1, what's the emergency?
01:18:17To confirm you're reporting on a missing person.
01:18:20What's the last location seen?
01:18:22Okay, you said the dead end road on Crystal Lake?
01:18:36Okay, thanks, ma'am.
01:18:37We'll send a deputy to check it out.
01:18:39Hey, Sheriff, we just took a call referencing a missing person out in Long Branch.
01:18:52It's probably nothing.
01:18:53We'll get to it when we get to it.
01:18:55Okay, but it's a dead end down on Crystal Lake.
01:18:59Did you say the dead end of Crystal Lake Road?
01:19:01Yeah, Crystal Lake.
01:19:03You want me to go send Red to check it out?
01:19:06No, I don't send Red.
01:19:07He's on overtime.
01:19:09Hell, we can't even send Willie and Walt.
01:19:11Those boys are busy with that Yahoo and Lockup.
01:19:14And the rest of the staff, they're tied up with that school training.
01:19:17Okay, so who you want to send then?
01:19:19Well, I guess it's going to be me.
01:19:21All right.
01:19:22Probably another bullshit report, if you ask me.
01:19:27Yeah, probably.
01:19:42Hey, good luck on the election, Sheriff.
01:19:44Hey, thank you very much.
01:19:45You know I love serving my county.
01:19:46Good luck.
01:19:52Good luck.
01:20:22Help me.
01:20:22Help me.
01:20:24Let's get you in the car.
01:20:25Let's get you in the car.
01:20:25Here we go.
01:20:30Help me.
01:20:33It's going to be all right.
01:20:34It's going to be all right.
01:20:39Dad.
01:20:40What happened?
01:20:40Dad.
01:20:41They're all dead.
01:20:43Who's dead?
01:20:45Who's dead?
01:20:47All my friends.
01:20:48All my friends.
01:20:49Listen here, young man.
01:20:50This is very important.
01:20:51I need you to tell me where your friends are.
01:20:54They're at the lodge.
01:20:56Okay.
01:20:57All right.
01:20:57They're at the lodge.
01:20:58All right.
01:20:59And...
01:21:00We...
01:21:01We ate people.
01:21:06We ate people!
01:21:07It's okay.
01:21:08It's okay.
01:21:08It's okay.
01:21:09Quiet down now.
01:21:10Quiet.
01:21:10Quiet down now, please.
01:21:12It's going to be all right.
01:21:21It's going to be all right.
01:21:22I'm going to find out what's going on.
01:21:23Okay?
01:21:23Okay.
01:21:23Let's do it.
01:21:32Let's do it.
01:21:38It's all right.
01:21:43Where are we going?
01:22:10Going down the road a little bit.
01:22:13Alright?
01:22:14No.
01:22:15Uh, where are you taking me?
01:22:18I'm trying to find out what's going on.
01:22:20I'm going to go down the road a little bit, alright?
01:22:25No!
01:22:26No!
01:22:27No!
01:22:28No!
01:22:29Quiet now!
01:22:30I done told you to settle down once now.
01:22:32You're with me.
01:22:33You're safe.
01:22:34Settle down.
01:22:35I've got to find out what's going on, alright?
01:22:38Just stay in the car.
01:22:40No!
01:22:41Sheriff!
01:22:42No!
01:22:43Sheriff!
01:22:44That bitch was behind it!
01:22:47Behind you!
01:22:48Behind you!
01:22:49Sheriff!
01:22:50He's behind you!
01:22:51He's behind you!
01:22:52He's behind you!
01:22:53He's behind you!
01:22:54He's behind you!
01:22:55No!
01:22:56No!
01:22:57No!
01:22:58No!
01:22:59No!
01:23:00No!
01:23:01No!
01:23:02No!
01:23:03No!
01:23:04Please no!
01:23:07No!
01:23:11No!
01:23:12No!
01:23:13No!
01:23:14No!
01:23:15Please no!
01:23:16Ahh!
01:23:17No!
01:23:18No!
01:23:19No!
01:23:20No!
01:23:21No!
01:23:22No!
01:23:23No!
01:23:24No!
01:23:25No!
01:23:26HOPE-OC the sheriff Matthew,
01:23:28Crystal Lake Dispatch to Sheriff Matthews. Do you copy?
01:23:35Go ahead, dispatch.
01:23:37Yeah. Sheriff, what's your status?
01:23:39All clear. That wanted person was GOA.
01:23:43Wait. Repeat that?
01:23:44I repeat. She's gone.
01:23:47Gone? All right. 10-4, Sheriff. I guess I'll close out the call.
01:23:51Thank you. Thank you. Welcome, everybody. Welcome. Welcome.
01:24:00First and foremost, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the great citizens of Crystal Lake County for electing me to be their sheriff for four more years.
01:24:07The way I see it, we're just getting started. I'll gladly answer any questions anybody might have.
01:24:12Sheriff, Sheriff.
01:24:13Sheriff, right here.
01:24:14Congratulations, Sheriff. What are your goals moving forward?
01:24:16Well, I plan to restore the public's trust in law enforcement by continuing to be tough on crime and putting more deputies on the streets of Crystal Lake County.
01:24:25Sheriff, Sheriff, what's your plan to address the recent rash of missing persons within our community?
01:24:30Well, that's a priority of my administration, and we're going to take care of that as soon as possible.
01:24:34Thank you, everybody. Thank you for coming out. I appreciate that.
01:24:36Thank you very much.
01:24:36Sheriff, Sheriff, Sheriff, Sheriff.
01:24:37Sheriff.
01:24:40Fuck you, pig!
01:24:46I got this young lady in this car. She's going to get us both in trouble.
01:25:11Oh, the hell she is.
01:25:13You guys can't do anything right.
01:25:14What the hell are you talking about?
01:25:15You just followed my plans.
01:25:17Mama, mama, mama, I'm going to tell you right now.
01:25:20She is going to get us in trouble.
01:25:21Don't disrespect me.
01:25:23God damn it.
01:25:23You don't remember who your mama is.
01:25:26No, but you're going to get us in trouble.
01:25:28Oh, yeah, I'm going to get you in trouble.
01:25:29I can't clean up everything.
01:25:31It's your job.
01:25:33No, no, it's not.
01:25:35Jesus Christ.
01:25:38This has turned into such a mess.
01:25:41We had just followed exactly what I said we'd do.
01:25:44Well, apparently it didn't work, did it?
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