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I Will Obey You Sir
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00:00I'm Eve, and if you're wondering why I'm holding these coffees, it is not because I'm the coffee girl.
00:08I just got hired at Archer House, New York City's most prestigious architecture firm.
00:15I didn't order this.
00:18I'm going to be the best architect in the world. This is just the first job that's going to help me get there.
00:26I said no daily.
00:28Hey, vegans. Huh.
00:31This is Mason Archer, architecture god. I've been obsessed with his work since I was in middle school.
00:38Sorry, it's hard to look away.
00:42Some girls want a house, a dog, a husband.
00:46Well, I say fuck all that. I'm here to party with the big boys.
00:51Nothing can stop me now.
00:58Oh, my God.
01:12Um, Mr. Archer, I am so sorry. I will clean it up.
01:17Do not move.
01:20Take off your shirt.
01:25What?
01:26You're not going to walk around my office with your tits out.
01:29Take it off. Now.
01:33Wait.
01:34Is he hitting on me?
01:35Demi, bring me a spare shirt.
01:46How?
01:47Wipe me off.
01:51Is this really happening?
01:58Well, give it to her.
02:20Well, get out of my office.
02:21Oh, my God.
02:34That was my new boss, Mason Archer.
02:37No, now I'm busy.
02:50Mr. Archer, I came to return your shirt.
02:54I came to return your shirt.
02:55So, you're the new office girl.
03:21Um, uh, yes, ma'am.
03:23Ma'am.
03:25No.
03:26No, ma'am.
03:28Come with me.
03:32Is everything okay?
03:36Some advice.
03:40You don't get promoted around here for being a little slut.
03:47What's this bitch's problem?
03:49No.
03:54You don't get promoted around here for being a little slut.
03:55I don't get promoted around here for being a little slut.
03:56So, you're the new office girl.
04:00Uh, yes, Mr. Archer.
04:01I started today.
04:03Your dress.
04:06Tomorrow, you will wash something shorter.
04:08Uh, excuse me?
04:12Did you not hear me?
04:16Where?
04:17Something.
04:19Shorter.
04:19Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
04:23Uh, yeah.
04:29So, you listen to me.
04:31I will not be spoken to like I am some slut.
04:35I will speak to you however I wish.
04:38You are a disobedient child like all the rest.
04:41And I am going to break you.
04:44Office girl.
04:45I want this job, but I will not be talked to like that.
04:51Well, okay then.
04:52Pack your shit.
04:54And get out.
04:55Hey, Ms. Pratt.
05:19Is everything okay?
05:19Okay.
05:26Jamie?
05:34What happened?
05:36Found her unconscious.
05:38I'm fine.
05:39Really, okay?
05:40I just forgot to take my pill.
05:42Don't scare me like that.
05:44Jamie, it's not funny.
05:46Okay.
05:48Two years ago, my sister and her husband were killed in a car accident.
05:52Jamie is their daughter.
05:56She survived the crash, but...
06:02There's nothing we can do about the wheelchair, but to be sick on top of that, that's just not fair for a teenage girl.
06:09So, how was your first day?
06:12Did they make you the boss yet?
06:13Not yet, but soon.
06:16You hungry?
06:17Yeah.
06:17Yeah.
06:22One day, I'm going to have the money to get her the procedure she needs.
06:27Eve, look.
06:29The real reason why I came by was to give you this.
06:33I'll have the money.
06:46I...
06:47Soon.
06:48I promise I...
06:49Eve.
06:50I'm...
06:50I'm really very sorry.
06:52I love you and Jamie.
06:54Really.
06:55But it's out of my hands this time.
06:57I...
06:58Hey.
07:06Hey.
07:07What are you doing?
07:10What are you doing?
07:13Stop right now.
07:15You can't go in there.
07:17Who the fuck do you think you are?
07:19Mr. Archer, I tried to stop her.
07:21Do you think you can just mess with people's lives like that?
07:23Didn't I fire you?
07:26You're a real piece of shit.
07:27You know that?
07:32Now the office girl.
07:35Get out.
07:36You too.
07:48Why are you wasting my time?
07:50I need this job.
07:52I earned it.
07:53This is the largest architecture firm in the entire world.
07:57I know.
07:58That's why I'm here.
08:00No one gets a second chance at Archer House.
08:03Why are you any different?
08:04Because I'm the best.
08:06And if you let me keep my job, I will prove it to you.
08:16That dress isn't any shorter.
08:18I don't have money for new clothes right now.
08:20Stand here.
08:22Stand here.
08:24Spread your legs.
08:54What is happening here?
09:04Stop.
09:07Don't stop.
09:13That's how high...
09:16That's how high I want it.
09:22Do I have my job back?
09:26You said you're the best.
09:33Let's see.
09:35What?
09:36You are going to be my new personal assistant.
09:40Anywhere I go, you go.
09:43Okay, I accept.
09:45You'll have to do anything I say.
09:47You understand?
09:48Understood, sir.
09:50Good.
09:52Now, I need you to do something for me.
09:57I will do anything you want.
10:01I need you to do something for me.
10:04Whatever you need, sir.
10:08I need you to make copies for me.
10:14That's not what I had in mind.
10:19Are these the new designs?
10:21Don't show anyone.
10:23Make the copies, then bring them right back to me.
10:25You understand?
10:26Uh-huh.
10:27I'm Mason Archer's personal assistant.
10:36This is my big chance.
10:51Nothing can stop my ass now.
10:53Oh, fuck me.
11:08Gone.
11:09Um, yes.
11:10They are...
11:11They are gone.
11:12He is going to fucking kill me.
11:13All of them?
11:14Yes, sir.
11:15All of them.
11:16I'm gonna have to call you back.
11:17Hmm.
11:18Oh.
11:19I wasn't expecting that.
11:20What do you think I should do with you?
11:22Um...
11:23I don't know.
11:25Fire me?
11:26No.
11:27I'm gonna have to call you back.
11:28Um...
11:29I don't know.
11:30I don't know.
11:31I'm gonna...
11:32Yeah.
11:33He's gone.
11:34He's going to fucking kill me.
11:35All of them?
11:36Yes, sir.
11:37All of them.
11:38I'm gonna have to call you back.
11:39Hmm.
11:40Oh.
11:41I wasn't expecting that.
11:43What do you think I should do with you?
11:45Um...
11:46I don't know.
11:49Fire me?
11:51Fire me, I guess.
11:53Fire you?
11:56No, no, no.
11:57You'd be getting off way too easy.
12:00Uh, what do you mean, sir?
12:04Close the door.
12:12Come here.
12:21Closer.
12:39You've done a very bad thing in the office, Carl.
12:43Yes, sir.
12:46You must be punished.
12:49Okay.
12:49Holy shit.
12:53No, is he really gonna spank me?
13:01Oh, my God.
13:03He is gonna fucking spank me.
13:10Harder.
13:11You understand why I must do this, don't you?
13:14Yes, sir.
13:16Yes, Daddy.
13:17He, you've been a very bad girl.
13:21Harder!
13:29One more thing.
13:36What the hell is wrong with you?
13:55I'm so sorry.
13:59Your day is over.
14:00You can go home now.
14:02Get out!
14:02What was that?
14:10And why do I want more?
14:12I don't want more.
14:29Hey.
14:29Bad day?
14:34Bad obvious.
14:38I'll tell her about it when she's 18.
14:41Is he your boss again?
14:45No.
14:47I screwed up.
14:48Jamie, I think I blew it.
14:49Demi, I bet she's here to tell me I'm fired for real this time.
15:08Demi!
15:10Hi.
15:11Uh, how are you?
15:13Um, what are you doing?
15:19Who are these guys?
15:21What are you guys doing in my apartment?
15:23Hey, don't touch that.
15:24That's, that's fragile.
15:26I, hey, put that down.
15:27Who are these beastly men?
15:29Ah!
15:29Enough!
15:32Office girl?
15:32Mr. Archer is moving you into his building.
15:39What?
15:42Uh, what do you mean?
15:44He wants you closer to him.
15:48You're gonna be on call 24 hours a day.
15:50Eve, this lumberjack is going through my shit.
15:56Where are you taking us?
15:57This is the place?
16:02No way!
16:04This can't be real.
16:06Wow.
16:08At the end of the week, you'll be leaving for Paris.
16:11What?
16:14Oh, yes, uh, the International Architecture Convention.
16:18You will accompany Mr. Archer, and you will assist him with whatever he needs.
16:24I, I can't go to Paris right now.
16:26Oh, yes, you can.
16:27And you will.
16:29I assume you can, uh, get a babysitter?
16:32I, I don't need a sitter, dude.
16:36Make the necessary arrangements, will you?
16:49Mr. Archer requests you go shopping.
16:57Oh, I know you must be feeling like a queen right now.
17:12But remember, there were office girls before you, and there will be office girls after you.
17:17So enjoy while you can.
17:19Holy shit balls.
17:28Mouse.
17:31But yeah.
17:34Holy shit balls.
17:36You know what?
17:36I'm gonna go get a Vogue.
17:38Let's find out what the bitches are wearing nowadays.
17:40What are these skankos whispering about?
18:02What are you doing in my office?
18:22Office girl.
18:23Oh, I didn't recognize you.
18:27Do you like it?
18:34It's adequate.
18:41I picked it just for you.
18:43Did you?
18:45Did you?
18:54Yes, sir.
18:57The meeting starts in five minutes, sir.
19:05Great.
19:05And how are we going to solve this problem?
19:16We're way over budget, Mason.
19:18I know how to fix it.
19:20I'm working on it, aren't I?
19:22Oh my God, it's so obvious.
19:26We need a solution now.
19:29How about metal?
19:30Instead of concrete in the atrium, it cuts down on costs significantly.
19:46This needs to get done now.
19:48We need this contract.
19:49Demi, take over.
19:58Sir, sir.
20:00Do you think we could discuss my promotion before you go to the conference?
20:07I don't need this right now, Demi.
20:08I'll promote you when I think you're ready.
20:20Mr. Archer will be out of office all week with our new office girl.
20:27Now, these cocksuckers.
20:33That means all decisions go through me.
20:38Got it?
20:42Good.
20:44Bye for now.
20:45Demi, why were they laughing at me?
20:59Oh, they worked here a long time.
21:01They know how Mason can be.
21:03I'm a professional, not a prostitute.
21:06Honey, don't kid yourself.
21:13We're all prostitutes sometimes.
21:28Hi.
21:28Mr. Archer, you scared me.
21:35Who told you it was okay to speak at my meetings?
21:37Um, I'm sorry.
21:43I mean, I just...
21:46Metal, it's so obvious, right?
21:49Yeah.
21:50Absolutely.
21:52We'll just have to draft letters of apologies to the congregation's families
21:56when the church collapses in on them.
21:59What?
22:00Maybe you're not as good as you think you are.
22:03Office girl.
22:13You broke another roll.
22:15Sir, we're at the office.
22:30Do you think I'm unaware?
22:36I'm a professional.
22:38That's what all the office girls say.
22:41My mom, they weren't taking seriously.
22:45This is your work.
22:57Well, well, well.
22:59If it isn't the big dog himself, Mason Archer.
23:03Holy shit.
23:05It's the Hollister brothers, Brent and David.
23:07Brent.
23:08And I see you brought your bitter half.
23:10Mason, always a pleasure.
23:12We heard you're up for the St. Helens contract.
23:15That's a big job for you, Mason.
23:19Brent.
23:20Relax.
23:22And who might you be?
23:25Brent Hollister.
23:26Oh, Mr. Hollister.
23:28I know who you are.
23:29You and your brother were inspirations to me all through school.
23:35Oh.
23:36You hear that, Mason?
23:37Mason?
23:41Inspirations.
23:41Gentlemen, please.
23:51You're grown men.
23:53Is this over me?
23:58Office girl, give me a scotch.
24:01It was a pleasure.
24:02What's this?
24:20Mr. Archer's luggage.
24:23What is it?
24:24And what am I supposed to do with that?
24:27Oh, don't worry about what it is.
24:29Worry about how you're going to get it to Paris.
24:32Oh, and, uh, sign this.
24:35What am I signing?
24:37Company's insurance policy.
24:38Everyone traveling must sign.
24:40Oh, and what is that thing, huh?
25:02Jesus, what is it in this thing?
25:05Hopefully not a fucking body.
25:06Hey, language.
25:07You're going to be okay, right?
25:13I mean, it's only for a week.
25:16I can take care of myself.
25:17Really.
25:19All right?
25:21I know.
25:22I just...
25:24We've never been apart, and if anything were to happen to you, I will be okay.
25:29All right?
25:29I'll be fine.
25:30I'll have my meds.
25:32Everything's going to be okay.
25:33Okay.
25:37I know.
25:39I'll miss you, too.
25:45I don't...
25:46What is it?
25:47We all supposed...
25:49Yes.
25:54What is it in here?
25:57It's...
25:58What is it?
26:00Oh, there is it.
26:02Oh, fuck my life.
26:25Oh, fuck my life.
26:27Now, what I was saying, we're talking about...
26:39I am going to fucking kill you.
27:06Office girl, how was your flight?
27:10It was fine, sir.
27:14Wonderful news.
27:16I brought your luggage, sir, as you requested.
27:19I can see that.
27:22I think I'm going to go have a shower.
27:26Oh, office girl.
27:28Yes, sir?
27:29You forgot something.
27:33Sir?
27:35My luggage doesn't go down here.
27:37It goes in my room.
27:42Forgive me, sir.
27:45Of course it does.
27:57Yeah.
27:57Oh, perfect.
28:02I believe in you.
28:07Stupid box!
28:20Office girl.
28:22Uh, Miss...
28:23Mr. Archer, I...
28:24This is Victoria.
28:25I was just leaving.
28:38You seem upset.
28:42You made me drag that thing halfway across the world.
28:47Are you just fucking with me?
28:50Office girl.
28:51These are my things.
28:52I must have my things.
28:56What's in the chest?
29:00I don't know.
29:02You know...
29:04You're one of my things now.
29:10What?
29:11Who is she?
29:21How is that any business of yours?
29:28Like a blonde, don't you?
29:29She's the head of the union.
29:37And she is an end to men.
29:40Why do I like this?
29:43What the hell is wrong with me?
29:44No.
29:45You won't.
29:46No.
30:03Oh, And she's my baby, okay?
30:05And where?
30:06I'm not sure how you put me on, keep on with your hands, find the way.
30:13Now I'm running on a mountain high, keep on with my body's tight.
30:22Don't stop, don't stop.
30:28Don't stop, don't stop.
30:36What the fuck?
30:58What was that?
31:00Dinner, 20 minutes, meet me in the lobby.
31:03A date?
31:05With me?
31:06I want to help you, Mason.
31:27You're our first choice, but you've got to make it cheaper.
31:32Absolutely, sir.
31:33We will adapt.
31:34Look, mate, I like your grit.
31:37Me and your father, God rest your soul.
31:40We go way back, but the most important thing now is the board's vote.
31:45So make sure you impress them this week.
31:47Got it?
31:47Will do, sir.
31:50Gotta go.
31:52Time is money.
31:53Mason, you made it.
32:08Brent.
32:10David.
32:10David.
32:10I was hoping your plane would crash.
32:16I was hoping your plane would crash.
32:19Let's remember we are in public.
32:22I see your lovely assistant tagged along.
32:28Maybe she'd like to join me for a drink when you're through.
32:31Don't look at her.
32:37Gentlemen, please.
32:40Don't tell me you have a thing for this one, too, Mason.
32:44How bad boy you are.
32:46I think you both should leave.
32:52Now, what would your poor father think of you destroying his legacy?
33:00Let me remind you that you're both well in your thirties.
33:06What'd you just say?
33:06I said, you're an embarrassment to your father's name.
33:16That's funny.
33:25What is this?
33:27What is this?
33:27What is this?
33:27What is this?
33:28What is this?
33:28What is this?
33:28What?
33:28This is not looking at the hotel police.
33:30Alors, mesdames et messieurs, nous sommes désolés pour ces Américains abrutis de merde.
33:36Oh, that motherfucker, I shouldn't have killed him.
33:45I swear to God, the next time I see that bastard.
34:06I see you want it, Alphyspray.
34:28I want it.
34:31That is a big dick.
34:43Holy shit.
34:48Do me, Alphyspray.
34:49Christ's sakes.
35:02Prostate like a goddamn grapefruit.
35:09Damn.
35:10There's something seriously wrong with your generation.
35:14What's in the chest?
35:42What's in the chest?
35:44Why so curious?
35:46I just...
35:56I got something for you.
36:12What are these for?
36:26Find out.
36:28What are you gonna do to me, Mason?
36:42What are you gonna do to me, Mason?
36:52Wait, did I...
36:54Did I do something wrong?
36:56I don't...
36:58Did I do something wrong?
37:00Won't do tomorrow.
37:01But, Mr. Archer, I mean...
37:04Ugh!
37:06It's stupid.
37:07Every single...
37:08It's just...
37:10I don't know if you can try anymore.
37:12Oh, my God!
37:26Sammy...
37:28Um...
37:30I...
37:31I thought that you were staying in New York.
37:33How is the...
37:34Convention treating you?
37:39Fine.
37:41Um...
37:42Can I do anything for you?
37:44You still don't get it, do you?
37:57Do you?
37:58About this girl...
38:12Mr. Archer?
38:16Here is Archer's girl.
38:27Mr. Archer.
38:46Mr. Archer's girl.
39:16Great.
39:21Now I have to go change.
39:25Going up?
39:33What was that?
39:34You look tired.
39:36I woke you up.
39:38Asshole.
39:40You do realize that this is a work trip, right?
39:42I wanted to make you wet, so that's what I did.
39:53Who's the meeting with tonight?
39:55Good evening, Mason.
40:03Good evening.
40:05What is this new development?
40:07Hey.
40:09Screwdriver.
40:10Double.
40:11Sorry about it.
40:12God, you're an asshole.
40:13You are the asshole.
40:18Can we just be civil?
40:21This is business.
40:23This is more than business, David.
40:26It has been for a while.
40:27Well, let's make this simple, shall we?
40:35This is what we're willing to offer to purchase Archer House.
40:39Your stocks are plummeting, Mason.
40:58They have been ever since your father died.
41:01Jesus Christ.
41:10Jesus Christ.
41:10I'm telling you again, Mr. Archer.
41:29This is a five-star hotel.
41:31Not a one-star, not a two-star.
41:32This is a five-star.
41:33I look like a bouncer.
41:34I'm not a bouncer.
41:35I'm not going to bounce people.
41:36But if I do have to call a bouncer, I am going to call one so that there is no fighting
41:40in this hotel, okay?
41:42And this goes for you.
41:43You want me to call a bouncer?
41:44No?
41:45D'accord.
41:45Bon.
41:46Merci.
41:46Bonne soirée.
41:49What the hell is wrong with you?
41:51You get enemies when you're the best.
41:54Douchebag.
41:59Sir?
42:00I saw Brent and David Hollister with you at dinner.
42:04Those fucking brothers.
42:06They're trying to get my bed.
42:13Look, um, why don't you take the night for yourself?
42:18Try to relax.
42:21Yeah.
42:22Maybe.
42:24I haven't had a night off in five years.
42:26What should I do, sir?
42:41You should go back to your room and get ready, office girl.
42:45What?
42:47Downstairs in 20.
42:48Don't be late.
42:48I have no idea how I allowed myself to go this far.
43:01There's not usually a minute I don't think about Jamie.
43:03Her medical bills, school loans.
43:06But when I'm with him, it's like every worry in the world disappears.
43:11It scares me.
43:14The only thing on my mind is him.
43:17He has this power over me.
43:20Even if I could resist Mason Archer, I don't think I would want to.
43:27What the hell am I doing?
43:28Mr. Archer?
43:40Office girl.
43:41Mr. Archer, Madam, your table is waiting for you.
43:54I'm absolutely certain you will love it.
44:07How was your meal?
44:09It was delicious.
44:10That was the best fucking pasta I've ever had.
44:14You're in bed to Paris.
44:16I've never been out of New York.
44:20Tell me something about yourself, office girl.
44:25Like what?
44:26Anything.
44:29I live with my niece.
44:31I've been raising her since I was in high school.
44:33No, no, no, no.
44:34I don't care about any of that.
44:37Tell me what you want.
44:39Asshole.
44:40I want to be an architect.
44:46A lot of people want to be an architect.
44:48I'm going to be the best.
44:49What's so funny?
44:55Every year I see one of you.
44:57A new office girl.
44:59Smart, arrogant, hungry, confused.
45:04Always the same.
45:06I'm not like all the other girls.
45:08Oh, yeah?
45:10Prove it.
45:11Prove it.
45:17Prove it.
45:17Prove it.
45:25Prove it.
45:29Prove it.
45:30What am I looking at?
45:31Just some sketches.
45:34My design for the church.
45:40My new project.
45:42Just some ideas I've been playing around with.
45:45You put the steeple in the center.
45:52That's why you don't have to worry about the arch at the entryway.
45:55Cuts down on cost dramatically.
45:56Something wrong?
46:05Why would there be?
46:10Should we get some dessert?
46:14No, actually, I'm going to call tonight.
46:15I want to have fun tonight.
46:29What does that mean?
46:33What are you doing?
46:38Hey, what are we doing here?
46:41What is it like what we're doing?
46:44I'm not swimming.
46:45No.
46:48It's closed.
46:49Tomorrow I'll live a little.
47:13Are you coming in?
47:14No.
47:16This is ridiculous.
47:17I'm going back to my room.
47:18How's the water?
47:19Just shut up and get in already.
47:20How's the water?
47:21Just shut up and get in already.
47:22How's the water?
47:26How's the water?
47:27Just shut up and get in already.
47:28How's the water?
47:29How's the water?
47:30How's the water?
47:31How's the water?
47:43How's the water?
47:43Just shut up and get in already.
47:45What's the water?
47:46How's the noise?
47:49How's the water?
47:49How's the water?
47:50What are you?
47:50How's the water?
47:57How else?
47:58How's the water?
48:02Well, why are you?
48:03I'll get you.
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