00:00y'all hear that
00:03there's a cat what the fuck i hear a cat
00:10what the
00:14bro i'm not tripping y'all hear that
00:18y'all hear that what the
00:22fuck i'm about to pull over bro hold on
00:25hold on bro oh my god
00:29she's right there it's a kitten
00:31bro poor little kitten i got you okay we at the shop now we're gonna get you
00:39out okay buddy i'm gonna get you out we're gonna be
00:43all right all right bud you know what's crazy like
00:48literally the past week i've been looking up like dogs and cats
00:50because i feel like i need a pet i really want a kitten
00:53and then god gives me the sign of like a cat being underneath my car
00:57here she is little kitten she's a feral cat apparently she's spicy
01:02um i took her to the vet the vet said no i took her to the animal uh shelter
01:07i did and they wanted to put her down because she's too young i said no give it to me
01:11so i'm gonna take her home um this is my new best friend you feel me we good right
01:15my little burrito i know y'all been asked for updates
01:19here's updates part two of how everything's going with the kitten
01:23mail mail mail all day all you do mail mail mail nothing else what the hell
01:27is miss piggy
01:28yes
01:32yes
01:32you got it miss piggy on this
01:36little miss piggy pan
01:39yes
01:41you go girl
01:43you go miss piggy
01:45do it again hide your poop
01:46yes miss piggy on this
01:48that's what i'm talking about
01:50that's what i'm talking about baby
01:53i love you
01:56all right she's spicy
01:58i'm gonna try to
01:59wipe her back
02:01with this
02:02yes i got gloves on bitch
02:03because i'm afraid she gonna bite me
02:05yes i did it yes
02:06yes
02:07oh fuck
02:09oh mission accomplished baby
02:12mission accomplished baby
02:14yes
02:14you like that huh buddy
02:15she was going on her belly
02:17but you know
02:20she too gangster for that
02:21so i'm saying you know if you want to go on your belly
02:23it's all gucci baby
02:25you know you know you know daddy got you
02:27hey
02:27hey
02:28you know your name is miss piggy right
02:30aka miss
02:32piggy on this
02:33yeah miss piggy on this
02:35aka piggy pan
02:36boop
02:38boop
02:39got you buddy
02:41out here
02:43with miss piggy pampers
02:45are you ready to go hang out today
02:47she excited as well but we going to
02:51uh
02:51we going outside to get some coffee
02:54going on a coffee run
02:55and she joining me
02:56you know what i'm saying
02:56i'm gonna get some computer work in
02:58okay i do got a serious question
02:59do you remember this car
03:00because this is the car that i found you in
03:02that i rescued you in
03:03you don't
03:05okay hold on wait wait
03:06you straight chilling
03:08like you own the whole car
03:11and the home
03:11like you pay no bills
03:12you got your body out
03:14like you're on vacation
03:15like you chilling for real
03:17miss piggy pampers
03:25her first uh
03:29human interaction
03:29she see all these random people
03:32how's it feel
03:33feel good
03:35now we going home
03:36ride miss piggy pampers
03:38oh yeah
03:40you been holding that in all day huh
03:43after that you get treat
03:44want some of this
03:45so good
03:46focus
03:47focus
03:49good job
03:51good job miss piggy pampers
03:54i think that's enough gang
03:56you've been at it for like two minutes
03:57you deserve it
04:00you deserve it gang
04:01miss piggy pampers
04:07miss piggy pampers
04:10yeah i swore
04:12if you up here again hiding
04:13we're gonna have some issues
04:15if you laying right here
04:16miss piggy pampers
04:18jesus
04:21come here
04:21come here buddy
04:22let's go
04:25vet time
04:26give me your paws
04:27good
04:28good girl
04:30good girl
04:32other leg
04:32no your butt
04:34your nasty butt man
04:36what the fuck
04:37i actually still got half of my matcha
04:39from yesterday
04:39that i got from
04:40cafecito
04:41in the riverside
04:43mmm
04:44i got a question
04:46does um
04:48matcha have
04:49caffeine in it
04:50like coffee
04:50because i feel wired
04:51every time i drink it
04:53and you know
04:54we're actually headed to
04:55to the vet
04:56to get her a check
04:57right miss piggy
04:58you want to get out there now
05:00don't you
05:00you want to get out
05:01we here
05:03you ready
05:04she's such a good girl now
05:07let's go miss piggy
05:09you're a girl
05:11miss piggy pants
05:12you're a girl
05:13yeah
05:14just imagine bro
05:15like
05:16like okay
05:17i was calling you
05:17miss piggy pants
05:18this whole time right
05:18just imagine i was calling you
05:19miss piggy pants
05:20you weren't a girl
05:21they just solidified
05:23that you're a female
05:24all right so they did
05:25confirm that she's a female
05:26and she's only
05:28four weeks old
05:29so when i found her
05:31she was three weeks old
05:31and we going home now
05:33so say bye
05:34say bye
05:35hello miss piggy
05:37pamperito
05:38you know we all here
05:39enjoying the view
05:40at the community
05:41you feel me
05:42she's seeing water
05:43for the first time
05:44let me let me uh
05:45you know
05:45turn you over real quick
05:46look at that
05:47look at that miss
05:47piggy pamperito
05:49but realistically
05:50i came to read the bible
05:51and you know
05:53she's gonna listen to me
05:54read the bible
05:54because i feel like
05:55you know
05:55animal heaven is true
05:57it's real
05:58she gotta learn about
05:59god and jesus christ too
06:00so i'm gonna spread
06:00the gospel with jesus christ
06:02as much as i can
06:02right girl
06:03okay you gotta know this
06:04this is a very popular verse
06:06okay
06:06john 3 16
06:08for god so loved the world
06:09that he gave his only begotten son
06:11that whoever believes in him
06:12should not perish
06:13but have everlasting life
06:14yeah
06:15mmm
06:16it smells so good
06:17she really wanted to see the water
06:19so
06:20yeah check that out
06:21yeah look at that
06:22beautiful
06:23fucking beautiful hard dog
06:25we was actually supposed to
06:31have a little picnic right
06:32but um
06:33you guys do not want to know
06:34what happened to the uh
06:35the picnic blanket
06:35what she did to it
06:36what you doing
06:37all right bud we here
06:41we at pet smart
06:44bro look how cute this is
06:46just imagine you in that
06:48just imagine you in that
06:50baby
06:51and for the people like
06:56you gotta get us some wet food
06:57you happy
06:59hmm
07:00hmm
07:01now y'all gotta know
07:01i've been give her wet food
07:03she got a gang of wet food
07:04a gang of dry food
07:06and i mix them together
07:07like i'll put the milk in the water
07:08mix with the dry food
07:11let it soak up
07:11and we done
07:12now we're going to the grocery store
07:13because i need food for myself
07:14and fruits
07:15some avocados
07:16some blueberries
07:19watermelon
07:20try to make that pussy pop
07:22you know what i mean
07:23i'm gonna talk about miss piggy
07:24reverse
07:25beep
07:25beep
07:26i know some people are allergic to cats
07:27but you know what i'm saying
07:28you come first
07:29you come first girl
07:30you gotta go with me everywhere
07:31as long as we is
07:32in this vicinity
07:33we gucci
07:35motherfucking ginger shop
07:36some rice
07:38cause i got some kfc at the crib
07:39some coconut water
07:41hold on
07:42i did buy an egg steamer
07:43so i gotta get some eggs
07:44you feel me
07:45meow
07:46just for you miss piggy
07:54there you go
07:56i don't hold on
07:58i don't know
07:59i don't know
08:00i don't know
08:01i don't know
08:02i don't know
08:03if you like that
08:03a big boat
08:03you don't know
08:04what i do
08:05is
08:05you
08:06you
08:06you
08:07you
