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Billionaire Daddy - the Hunt Is On Dramabox
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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:27The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end?
00:00:32You mean nothing at all?
00:00:34Have you considered that perhaps she's already left L.A.?
00:00:37You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:39I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:41I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:45No, no, no, Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay? Bye.
00:00:53I'm so fucked up.
00:01:00I'm so fucked up.
00:01:02I'm so fucked up.
00:01:05I'm so fucked up.
00:01:15What the hell?
00:01:45Hey, Mom, aren't we coming back to find Daddy?
00:01:59Honey, I told you this before.
00:02:00I don't remember what he looks like.
00:02:02But you have a token.
00:02:05You mean the ring?
00:02:06You know that that's lost.
00:02:08K-Group at record high profits this year thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King, who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion.
00:02:24Hey, Mom, do you think that guy is my dad? He looks just like me.
00:02:28I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:31Okay, then who is my dad?
00:02:33I can't believe Blair drugged me so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:02:43Come on, pretty girl.
00:02:45Get on over here.
00:02:46Ah!
00:03:03Hey, Mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:03:08Oh, crap.
00:03:10Okay, I'm going to go soon.
00:03:13Cynthia will be here, okay?
00:03:14Be good.
00:03:15Okay.
00:03:18What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:21Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:03:35Do you have any idea how much this stress costs?
00:03:37I'm so sorry I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:41You have a nice face.
00:03:43Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:45Trying to claw your way into high society, I see?
00:03:47Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out.
00:03:50But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:52Clean it?
00:03:54Of course you lower-class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:57You think you can clean the dress?
00:03:59With what, your dish soap?
00:04:01My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.
00:04:06Oh!
00:04:17Raymond?
00:04:19Interesting.
00:04:20I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:24A pity, considering your mother's more into people like someone of my status.
00:04:28You Calvins need my family, Alicia.
00:04:31It's not the other way around.
00:04:32It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:35Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage,
00:04:37I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:39I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:43There won't be a next.
00:04:51I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:52Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:53I...
00:04:55I don't think so.
00:04:58Right, of course.
00:05:01Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:05:04Carry on.
00:05:06Miranda?
00:05:08Miranda.
00:05:09And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:18Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:21Why bother coming back to L.A.?
00:05:23Did you find another Target?
00:05:25Who's the poor old soul this time for Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:28Miranda, what are you...
00:05:30Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:33Chardonnay?
00:05:35Sure.
00:05:36Don't think Patrick's going to come crawling back to you just because you're back.
00:05:42We are engaged and expecting.
00:05:45Congratulations, that's none of my business.
00:05:47Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:50If you take one look at my fiancé, I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:55Do you understand?
00:05:56Let go of me.
00:06:01You're fired.
00:06:02What?
00:06:02Why?
00:06:03Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:04That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:07But didn't she say she'll let it slide?
00:06:09It was an accident.
00:06:10Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.
00:06:13This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company.
00:06:17Do you understand?
00:06:18Please, sir, give me another chance.
00:06:20I can't lose this job.
00:06:22You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:27If you are serious about this position,
00:06:30we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:32I may reconsider it based on a performance review.
00:06:38In your dreams, perv.
00:06:40I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:06:51Have we met somewhere before?
00:06:59Sir, your mother just called.
00:07:00She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:07:03Tell her I don't need one.
00:07:04I know, but she's already...
00:07:06Steve, can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:11I'm trying to get some peace and quiet,
00:07:12and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:07:15You understand?
00:07:16Yes, sir.
00:07:16I'll try.
00:07:17What am I going to do?
00:07:25Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:32King's mansion stays looking for a household maid.
00:07:36Six hours a day.
00:07:38Ten K per month.
00:07:39You do have an impressive academic record,
00:07:52but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree,
00:07:55how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:07:57Really?
00:07:58Only on a trial basis, though.
00:08:01You can start today.
00:08:04Great.
00:08:05I need to get this signed by the client.
00:08:08Yes.
00:08:09Right away, sir, I will not let you down.
00:08:18How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:08:21We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:24Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:26When's the submission?
00:08:28It's today, sir.
00:08:29Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:31Blanca's not coming?
00:08:33I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:42Yeah, send her in.
00:08:46Newbie.
00:08:51You?
00:08:55You?
00:08:56Sir, do you know her?
00:08:59No.
00:09:03No?
00:09:05We just met yesterday.
00:09:06That's it.
00:09:08You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:12Yes.
00:09:13So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress, and now you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:28Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:30And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:33This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:36Are you a spy?
00:09:37What?
00:09:38No.
00:09:38I just work two jobs.
00:09:53Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?
00:09:58What?
00:10:01No.
00:10:02My boss will fire me.
00:10:03That's not my problem.
00:10:05Wait.
00:10:06No.
00:10:08Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:10No.
00:10:10No.
00:10:11This is my first day.
00:10:12Please.
00:10:13I need the money.
00:10:14You're beautiful, and you seem smart.
00:10:19So, tell me, would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:29Let's go.
00:10:30Call someone to take her out, too.
00:10:33Yes, sir.
00:10:41What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:44Good grief.
00:10:55Your first day of work, and you blew it with my top client.
00:10:59Miranda, you are fired.
00:11:02Get out of my face.
00:11:07Oh.
00:11:14Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:24We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:27Yes, of course.
00:11:29Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:11:31I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:33Oh, you won't be working for me.
00:11:35You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:37Raymond.
00:11:38Raymond.
00:11:39Like the Raymond King from the K group?
00:11:42Mmm.
00:11:43This is his home.
00:11:45Oh.
00:11:53Good try, small mother bear.
00:11:56You watch me now, little bear.
00:11:57Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:16Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:17Damn it.
00:12:41Oh, shit.
00:12:43Oh, shit.
00:12:44Oh, shit.
00:12:44Why is my floor wet?
00:12:58Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:13:01Yes, sir.
00:13:05And about the new maid, sir.
00:13:06Take care of her yourself.
00:13:08I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:15But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:22But I was just on my...
00:13:23There's nothing I can do.
00:13:25Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:30We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:34What are you doing in my house?
00:13:38I'm working. Or, I was.
00:13:45So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:50Well, let's see. Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress.
00:13:54And you got me fired from the interior design firm.
00:13:57And now I'm here.
00:14:02And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:14:04I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:06It's okay.
00:14:10I understand.
00:14:11I'll leave now.
00:14:15Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:20Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:21About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:33How about this?
00:14:34You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K Group office.
00:14:39I'll even double your pay.
00:14:43Really?
00:14:45Thank you. Thank you so much.
00:14:48Okay.
00:15:00She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago.
00:15:04Didn't finish her degree.
00:15:05Now works part-time here and there.
00:15:08And she recently moved back to LA with her five-year-old son.
00:15:11Who is she?
00:15:13And who sent her?
00:15:15Look, I want details.
00:15:18Specifically who she associates with.
00:15:21Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:23Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:26Sir?
00:15:30She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:32I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:36So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:40Yes, sir.
00:15:42And one last thing.
00:15:44Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:47Patrick and Blair.
00:15:51I'll be there.
00:15:53Yes, sir.
00:15:54I'll be there.
00:15:57I'll be there.
00:15:58I'll be there.
00:16:00I'll be there.
00:16:01I'll be there.
00:16:03I'll be there.
00:16:05I'll be there.
00:16:07I'll be there.
00:16:09Never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:11What are you, a maid?
00:16:13Hey, where are you going?
00:16:17Aren't you gonna peel it for me?
00:16:19Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:21Mr. King.
00:16:28That's more like it.
00:16:30Excuse me.
00:16:31Excuse me.
00:16:43Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:46Of course, I'm just watering the plants, see?
00:16:48Uh-oh.
00:16:49Aren't you gonna, aren't you gonna cut my fruit?
00:16:52Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:16:53What are you talking about?
00:16:54Oh!
00:16:55Oh!
00:16:56Oh!
00:16:57Oh!
00:16:58Oh!
00:17:00Oh!
00:17:02Oh, Miranda!
00:17:04What were you thinking?
00:17:05Sir, I'll get you a towel.
00:17:06Miranda! What were you thinking?
00:17:19Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:24So?
00:17:26I am so sorry.
00:17:28Why didn't you stop by the K-Group like I asked you to?
00:17:32Because I've been busy. I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:34Oh, okay, so it's my fault now?
00:17:36No, no, not at all.
00:17:40You know, I would stay sharp if I was you because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:17:51You know what? I've had just about enough of your attitude. I quit.
00:17:59We'll be back. Maybe little spy game isn't over.
00:18:04Raymond, you're all wet. Let me help you.
00:18:10Don't, don't touch me.
00:18:18Okay, you can do this.
00:18:20You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:21You can do this for Kirk, for a better life.
00:18:25I can handle it myself.
00:18:27Where's Patrick?
00:18:28I don't know. He's not here yet.
00:18:30Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:38Three, two, one.
00:18:44Welcome back.
00:18:46Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:48Mr. King, please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:18:51Do you have a preference?
00:18:52Anyone will do.
00:19:00I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier.
00:19:04And I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:08Well, keep this up and I might consider it.
00:19:13Miranda?
00:19:17Miranda.
00:19:18Hey, cousin.
00:19:19Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:27Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:31She's just a maid.
00:19:35Hello? Yes?
00:19:38What?
00:19:38Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:40Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:42Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:43Okay.
00:19:49Here you go.
00:19:55You're being rude.
00:19:58Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:20:01No one's stopping you.
00:20:03My apologies.
00:20:05Your wallet, sir.
00:20:07Much better.
00:20:10Oh, and another thing?
00:20:12Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:14You work for me.
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:16Okay.
00:20:17Okay.
00:20:17Okay.
00:20:17Okay.
00:20:18Okay.
00:20:19I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:31How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:34Drop the act.
00:20:34You think I don't know what you're up to trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed just like
00:20:38you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:39I...
00:20:40Patrick's with me now.
00:20:41So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:43You've always been a gold digger.
00:20:45Even back at school, just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:20:51I'm warning you, stay away from the King family.
00:20:54If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:20:57You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:11Miranda.
00:21:15If you need money, I can lend you some, you don't have to work here.
00:21:19Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:23Stop it.
00:21:24You're gonna get me fired.
00:21:25You're a guest here.
00:21:27You left without saying a word.
00:21:30Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:21:32But was that a lie?
00:21:34What really happened?
00:21:36I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:37It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:39You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:41There's no hope for us.
00:21:42That's not true.
00:21:45I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:21:48Just stop it.
00:21:49Come on, please, Miranda.
00:21:50What the hell is going on here?
00:21:59You're supposed to be making beds, not getting in them.
00:22:04You are fired.
00:22:06Get the hell out of here.
00:22:12Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:17Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:27Oh.
00:22:28Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:44Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:22:46A waiter at a high-end club.
00:22:49Just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:22:51What do you say?
00:22:52I...
00:22:53Like, really rich guys.
00:22:55The kind that tip a lot.
00:22:58How long is the shift?
00:23:00Just a night.
00:23:01A few hours tops.
00:23:02They're hosting a big event downtown and are super short-staffed.
00:23:07Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:09It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:12$1,500?
00:23:16Okay, I'm in.
00:23:18God, any shorter night, I might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:21Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:23Yes, my name is Miranda.
00:23:25Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:28Yeah, you know what?
00:23:28Forget the drinks.
00:23:30I understand you were in ballet, huh?
00:23:32Yeah.
00:23:32We need you for something else, and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:36$3,000?
00:23:37Mm-hmm.
00:23:38What do I have to do?
00:23:39Dance.
00:23:40What?
00:23:45Hello and welcome.
00:23:47We hope you enjoy the show.
00:23:48It's just one night.
00:23:52It's just for the money.
00:24:03They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:04They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:17That one, hey?
00:24:24She must be new.
00:24:25You haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:27She's still good, though.
00:24:33Give me a VIP room.
00:24:35Yes, sir, right away. Anything else?
00:24:38I want that dancer.
00:24:42Ooh, good choice.
00:24:43Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter, and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:24:57This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:24:59$5,000 for what, exactly?
00:25:02Look, don't worry about it. I know these guys. They're very rich.
00:25:05Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:09It's Miranda.
00:25:10Yes, it's not a big deal. Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:14And remember, women would line up for miles for this opportunity.
00:25:28Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:33I, uh, have a scar, and it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:40What a shame.
00:25:41Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:44You know, I could get someone else if you prefer.
00:25:47You, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:25:50That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:25:53If you, uh, make him happy, he'll get you $8,000.
00:25:59$8,000, not $5,000?
00:26:01So what? Like, pour drinks?
00:26:04Is that what your manager said?
00:26:07Okay, then.
00:26:08Yeah, go in there.
00:26:10Pour in your drink.
00:26:20Let go.
00:26:21Let me see the scar.
00:26:22No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:24So, you're an exotic dancer.
00:26:32Now, tell me, how did your handler find me here, hmm?
00:26:35What handler?
00:26:37I work here.
00:26:38Okay, Blair fired me, and I needed the money.
00:26:41What?
00:26:43What?
00:26:44I told you to ignore them.
00:26:46You work for me.
00:26:47You remember?
00:26:48Yeah, well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:26:51Okay, just let me go.
00:26:52You can keep your $8,000.
00:26:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:57I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:26:59They're gonna make me pay for these damages.
00:27:00God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse, huh?
00:27:02Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:04Why can't you just...
00:27:05Ow!
00:27:05No, no, stop touching the glass.
00:27:07Here.
00:27:08Ow.
00:27:09Look, I'll pay for the damages.
00:27:11Just...
00:27:11Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:15What, you want to rehire me?
00:27:16So you can sleep with me?
00:27:19No.
00:27:20Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:21No, no, no, I meant just come work for me.
00:27:24And me alone.
00:27:26No, absolutely not.
00:27:28If I go back and work for you, I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:30Hey, no, hey, look.
00:27:32Everybody has a price.
00:27:34How much should it cost?
00:27:35Hmm?
00:27:35How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:41Don't mind me.
00:27:42Carry on.
00:27:43Get out!
00:27:45Okay.
00:27:46How much should it cost, Miranda?
00:27:48Just tell me.
00:27:50Okay, fine.
00:27:5110,000 a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:27:54Deal.
00:27:59Starting today, you belong to me.
00:28:02What is wrong with you?
00:28:09Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:11Should we send someone to chase her down, or...
00:28:13No.
00:28:14No.
00:28:15She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:18She'll be back.
00:28:19You're welcome.
00:28:20You're welcome.
00:28:20You're welcome.
00:28:21What?
00:28:22You just got rehired, Miranda.
00:28:24Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:26How about you put in a two-
00:28:28Please, I can't do this anymore.
00:28:30I'm just here to return this.
00:28:33We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:36No, please.
00:28:37This is not worth his time.
00:28:40Turns out you really are Raymond's housemaid.
00:28:43What a plot twist.
00:28:45Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night,
00:28:48but you also shhfed him and ran off.
00:28:51I like that.
00:28:52What are you doing here?
00:28:55You know, I think little Raymond is into you.
00:28:58Great.
00:28:59Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:29:12So, I hear that you want to quit.
00:29:14All right, well, how about you stop by HR at the K Group
00:29:20on your way out to set up a court date?
00:29:22You're going to need to set up a payment plan
00:29:24to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:27Why would you let her quit?
00:29:29Raymond, dude, don't you like having a doll like that
00:29:32around as a housemate?
00:29:33I mean, it was a kind of weird kink you had.
00:29:42I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:29:43Yes.
00:29:45What I was trying to say,
00:29:46she should be living in her luxury house.
00:29:49Driving luxury cars, you know,
00:29:50weighted on hand and foot by servants.
00:29:52Instead, you have her here working as a servant.
00:29:56Why don't you just give it to me?
00:29:58You know I'll take better care of her
00:30:00and make her happier than you can make her.
00:30:02All right, all right,
00:30:03I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.
00:30:05I'm just here to work.
00:30:06I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:10You're interested in making money, though.
00:30:11You know what?
00:30:16I'm going to go.
00:30:24Fine.
00:30:24I thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:37Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:30:41Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie.
00:30:43Oh, so you're experienced.
00:30:45No wonder you're very handy.
00:30:47That's not important.
00:30:50We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:30:55I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:30:56You remember taking my black card?
00:31:00Get changed.
00:31:03I am not doing some weird roleplay with you.
00:31:07Oh, okay, so you're, uh, fantasizing about me now.
00:31:19What's this for?
00:31:20Well, I have a family gathering tonight
00:31:23to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged,
00:31:26and I need a date.
00:31:30And you want me?
00:31:31Yes.
00:31:32Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:34I have a son to take care of, if you don't remember,
00:31:36and the nanny gets off at six,
00:31:38so find someone else.
00:31:41You work for me.
00:31:43Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:31:46Because I'm your maid?
00:31:48I mean, what would people think?
00:31:49Take care of it.
00:31:50Don't worry.
00:31:51Keep it. I have to.
00:31:52Unless you can think of another way
00:31:57that you'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:07Fine.
00:32:08Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:19This is your engagement party, Blair.
00:32:44Don't be impulsive.
00:32:45But Raymond is head of the King family.
00:32:47If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under forever.
00:32:50Okay, even so, you can't go against him.
00:32:53Maybe just not so direct.
00:32:55Patrick is second in line to inherit K group,
00:32:58and now that I'm his fiancée,
00:32:59I can't let Miranda ruin us.
00:33:02Okay, you need to calm down.
00:33:03Calm down?
00:33:05If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him
00:33:07and sent her off to marry that old creep,
00:33:09he'll leave me.
00:33:10I, we, worked so hard to get to where we're at today.
00:33:15If I don't marry into the King family,
00:33:17we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:21Raymond,
00:33:22did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:25Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:29Blair,
00:33:30stop saying that.
00:33:33Everything's fine.
00:33:34Everyone.
00:33:36Emotions are just
00:33:36running high today.
00:33:39Fine?
00:33:40Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate whore?
00:33:45Don't think you can pull one over on me,
00:33:48gold-digging bitch.
00:33:50I know about your scandal,
00:33:51and I'll release it.
00:33:53You mean the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:33:55Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one.
00:33:57Hey, Blair.
00:33:58Jesus.
00:33:59Have you lost your mind?
00:34:01Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:06Come on.
00:34:07Let's go.
00:34:11I'm sorry,
00:34:12do you know Patrick?
00:34:13And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:16I have no clue what she's talking about,
00:34:18and I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.
00:34:22Maybe it's what Patrick said.
00:34:23Emotions are a little high today.
00:34:28Cheers to my engagement.
00:34:31So happy you could make it.
00:34:33Thank you for having me.
00:34:34Yeah, of course.
00:34:36I mean,
00:34:36it could be bigger,
00:34:37but,
00:34:38you know,
00:34:39anyways.
00:34:43Whose little brat are you?
00:34:47Whose little brat are you?
00:34:48Let me go!
00:34:49Let me go!
00:34:49What?
00:34:50You've never seen a cake before?
00:34:51That's expensive.
00:34:52Don't you understand?
00:34:53More expensive than your life.
00:34:56Let go,
00:34:57me lady.
00:34:59Where are your parents?
00:35:01He's just lost.
00:35:02I'll go find his parents.
00:35:05I'm asking if you have a moment to look it over.
00:35:07I don't really want to think about work right now,
00:35:09personally.
00:35:09I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:11Ow!
00:35:12You're hurting me!
00:35:13Enough,
00:35:13you little brat!
00:35:14Hey,
00:35:15Blair!
00:35:15What are you doing?
00:35:17This is not my problem.
00:35:18Oh,
00:35:18excuse me,
00:35:19where do you...
00:35:19Hey.
00:35:26Buddy,
00:35:26are you okay?
00:35:29Dad!
00:35:29Whoa!
00:35:30Whoa!
00:35:30Whoa!
00:35:30Whoa,
00:35:32I think,
00:35:32uh,
00:35:33I think you might be mistaken,
00:35:34because
00:35:35I am not your dad.
00:35:38But you are my dad!
00:35:39But you are my dad!
00:35:40I'm my dad!
00:35:41Okay,
00:35:42yeah.
00:35:42Oh,
00:35:43uh,
00:35:43nothing to see here.
00:35:44Just,
00:35:45uh,
00:35:45a lost kid.
00:35:46Mr. King and I will help find his parents.
00:35:48Please,
00:35:48just continue to enjoy the party.
00:35:50Okay,
00:35:50okay.
00:35:50Yeah,
00:35:51yeah,
00:35:51yeah,
00:35:51yeah,
00:35:52just,
00:35:52just stop crying.
00:35:57Hey,
00:35:57young man.
00:35:59Oh,
00:36:01crap.
00:36:02I don't think this guy here is your father.
00:36:04Why don't you come with me,
00:36:06and we can go try and figure something out.
00:36:08No,
00:36:08you're wrong.
00:36:11Look,
00:36:12I think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you.
00:36:15Why don't we go try and find them,
00:36:16huh?
00:36:18Okay,
00:36:19buddy,
00:36:19uh,
00:36:20let's go,
00:36:21all right?
00:36:21One,
00:36:21two,
00:36:22three,
00:36:23oh,
00:36:23yeah,
00:36:24yeah.
00:36:29God,
00:36:32what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:34I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff,
00:36:36not just anyone.
00:36:37Oh,
00:36:37God,
00:36:37I can't let Damon fire me.
00:36:39There's no way I'm going to deal with that lawsuit case.
00:36:41Oh,
00:36:56there you are,
00:36:57you naughty,
00:36:58naughty boy.
00:36:59You scare your mother.
00:37:03Mommy!
00:37:07Mommy!
00:37:07Oh,
00:37:08Kirk.
00:37:09Judy.
00:37:09Ma'am,
00:37:10hello,
00:37:10hi,
00:37:10uh,
00:37:11hello.
00:37:12Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:15Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:18You should keep a better eye on him.
00:37:20It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:22Don't tell me how to raise my kid.
00:37:27I,
00:37:27something wrong,
00:37:30sir?
00:37:32Nothing,
00:37:33no,
00:37:33I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:37:39Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:37:48I'm sorry,
00:37:49mommy,
00:37:50but I stole that big cake and it looked so yummy.
00:37:54Okay,
00:37:54well,
00:37:55mommy has to leave in a minute,
00:37:56so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up,
00:37:57okay?
00:37:59You're not going to go around calling random guys your dad,
00:38:02right?
00:38:02Okay,
00:38:03but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:05Nope,
00:38:06nope,
00:38:06not at all.
00:38:08Okay,
00:38:08now who's going to pick you up in an hour?
00:38:10Auntie Cynthia!
00:38:11Good,
00:38:12and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia,
00:38:14okay?
00:38:18I love you,
00:38:19baby.
00:38:19I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:24Sir,
00:38:24they found something.
00:38:26They found the ring.
00:38:27Where'd you find this?
00:38:31It was at some antique pawn shop.
00:38:34A pawn shop?
00:38:36Yeah.
00:38:40What do you want?
00:38:45I need to talk to you.
00:38:47Right now?
00:38:47Right now?
00:38:57Ladies and gentlemen,
00:39:04if I may have your attention,
00:39:05please.
00:39:06As the proud father of the future groom,
00:39:09I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:12at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:17What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:20You're engaged,
00:39:21Patrick.
00:39:22Okay,
00:39:22this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:24You know,
00:39:25Blair will chew my face off
00:39:26as she sees us together.
00:39:28I just,
00:39:28I need to know,
00:39:31if you give the word,
00:39:32I will call off the engagement.
00:39:33I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.
00:39:36We're done.
00:39:37Whatever we had between us,
00:39:38it's not there anymore.
00:39:39Is it because of Raymond?
00:39:41If it helps you sleep at night,
00:39:42sure.
00:39:46And stop calling me.
00:39:48And stop asking to see me in private.
00:39:50Just stop it.
00:39:53Okay.
00:39:56Sir,
00:39:58I was just looking for you.
00:39:59The ceremony is real.
00:40:00Patrick,
00:40:01that I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:40:04Tell him to get the fuck out of LA.
00:40:06Now.
00:40:07God bless.
00:40:13May the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:16And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say,
00:40:18we can't wait for this wedding.
00:40:20Yay.
00:40:20Where have you been?
00:40:34I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:40:36Oh,
00:40:36so I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:40:40I guess we just miss each other.
00:40:42Now,
00:40:43let's get this party started.
00:40:50What?
00:41:00Texas?
00:41:01Hey,
00:41:01you should really focus on yourself.
00:41:05I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:08Deal with what?
00:41:12Deal with what?
00:41:16You and Patrick.
00:41:17I don't understand.
00:41:27Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:29Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:31What?
00:41:31Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:41:33Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:41:35Alone?
00:41:37Were you feeding him information about me?
00:41:38Were you spying on me?
00:41:39Stop evading the question.
00:41:41Were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:41:44Okay,
00:41:44can we just take it back a second?
00:41:47I mean,
00:41:47where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:41:49You're at my banquets.
00:41:51You're in my offices.
00:41:52You're in my house.
00:41:53You're at my clubs.
00:41:54I mean,
00:41:54what am I supposed to think?
00:41:55You're everywhere.
00:41:59You're everywhere.
00:42:00Okay,
00:42:00so there's been a lot of coincidences,
00:42:02but why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:42:04So that you can seduce me
00:42:06to gain access to information
00:42:08that'll help Patrick sweep the company out from under me.
00:42:10Okay,
00:42:11whatever business,
00:42:12family drama,
00:42:13political bullshit you're going through,
00:42:15I have nothing to do with it.
00:42:16I'm not here to steal information.
00:42:18I'm not here for Patrick.
00:42:19And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:22You really want me to believe
00:42:24that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?
00:42:32Because it's been working.
00:42:33Okay.
00:42:33Okay.
00:42:33Okay.
00:42:40Okay.
00:43:04Okay.
00:43:05Okay.
00:43:05Oh, yeah, all right, I'll be on a minute.
00:43:35To the office, sir?
00:43:43No.
00:43:45I want to follow up on this ring.
00:43:48If you don't mind me asking, sir, what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:43:54It's mine.
00:43:55I think I gave it to her that night.
00:43:58Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:44:02She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:44:04We can head there now.
00:44:05Welcome.
00:44:15Um, may I help you?
00:44:16Yes.
00:44:17Are you Cindy?
00:44:18Yes.
00:44:20Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the 3rd?
00:44:24Yes.
00:44:28Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:44:30Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:44:33What?
00:44:33What the hell are you talking about?
00:44:35Where did you get the ring then?
00:44:37I snagged it from a flea market.
00:44:39The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:44:41It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:44:43Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:44:44I don't remember.
00:44:45I don't remember.
00:44:45It was years ago.
00:44:47Oh, I do remember.
00:44:49It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:44:52No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:44:57I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:44:58We need to keep looking.
00:45:00Let's head back to the office.
00:45:02Yes, sir.
00:45:02While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:45:04I want to know everything about her.
00:45:06Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:08We've already tried, sir.
00:45:10Do it or you're fired.
00:45:12Of course, sir.
00:45:13Hello?
00:45:24I am so sorry.
00:45:26No, I'm on my way.
00:45:27I will be there soon.
00:45:28Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:45:30Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:45:33He knew...
00:45:34Sin?
00:45:35Sin!
00:45:37Sin, Kirk does not have a father.
00:45:39Where did you send him?
00:45:40I swear my dad does work here.
00:45:50Hey, excuse me.
00:45:51What's going on here?
00:45:52Dad!
00:45:52Oh, my gosh.
00:45:53Hey!
00:45:54What are you doing here, kid?
00:45:56What is your...
00:45:57Is your father work here?
00:45:59You're my dad, and I just didn't have to get on a plane, so now I'm here.
00:46:05Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:07Yeah, I think his father works here.
00:46:09Just send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office.
00:46:16Hey!
00:46:17Hey, buddy.
00:46:17You like model cars?
00:46:19Yeah!
00:46:20I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:24Hey, why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:46:26Well, we've got to find his father first.
00:46:27But you are my dad!
00:46:29Do I look like your dad?
00:46:30Yes.
00:46:31You two do look alike.
00:46:35Sorry, what?
00:46:38You two look alike.
00:46:39Well, hey, look.
00:46:49I've got a meeting to go to, so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve in my office, and I will
00:46:57be right back, okay?
00:46:58Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:19No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:20Well, excuse me, Mr. King.
00:47:23I thought he might be yours, because he looks just like you.
00:47:29Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:47:34Stark!
00:47:40Do we really look that much alike?
00:47:41Well, no.
00:47:45Yes.
00:47:46Um, I guess.
00:47:54Hey, buddy.
00:47:55You could be a businessman when you get older.
00:47:57You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:47:59Dad, I want to go home.
00:48:02This is why they're not answering the memo yet.
00:48:11All right, here we are, right?
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:21Look at that.
00:48:22Look at that.
00:48:23Wow!
00:48:24You really are a kingdom.
00:48:26This is like a castle.
00:48:28That is right, and you are in my kingdom, so welcome.
00:48:32Sir, who is this?
00:48:34Uh, it's just for a couple of hours, um, until the police can pick him up.
00:48:41Where'd you go?
00:48:54Where are you?
00:49:07Uh, hey, uh, where's Miranda at?
00:49:10She ran off this morning.
00:49:12Said something about a family emergency.
00:49:15Call her.
00:49:16Yes, sir.
00:49:16Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:49:20I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here.
00:49:22Apparently they're understaffed today.
00:49:24What else is new?
00:49:25But, uh, I'm pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age, and...
00:49:29Get them in a toy while you're at it.
00:49:32Yes, sir.
00:49:33Oh, my gosh, it's Dad's.
00:49:50I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:10Also, this car toy was all they had.
00:50:13Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:13Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:17She's right there, sir.
00:50:18So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning.
00:50:31You can't tell me why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window.
00:50:36You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you.
00:50:40And you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning.
00:50:44Oh, goody, I'm starving.
00:50:51He's your responsibility now.
00:50:53LAPD will be here shortly.
00:50:55Hopefully.
00:50:57Sounds good.
00:50:58Absolutely will do what can do.
00:51:05Okay, we're gonna play a game, okay?
00:51:08Do you want to play a game with Mommy?
00:51:09Are we playing pretend?
00:51:11How, how did you know that?
00:51:13Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:17All right.
00:51:18Okay, we are gonna play pretend again.
00:51:20I'm gonna be the nanny, and you're gonna be the little kid.
00:51:24But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:51:29Okay.
00:51:33Nanny, I'm tired.
00:51:35Take him to the guest room.
00:51:39And I'm gonna go ahead and get in contact with the cops because they should be here by now.
00:51:45No!
00:51:45What's gotten into you?
00:51:53No.
00:51:56I will take care of it for you.
00:51:58You are very clearly busy with stuff.
00:52:03So, I'll deal with the boy and the police, and you just, you just relax.
00:52:08Hi, L.A.P.D.
00:52:23I was just calling about the little boy that was found at the K group this morning.
00:52:28I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found, and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up.
00:52:33Yeah.
00:52:34Okay.
00:52:35Oh, oh, oh.
00:52:46I'm sorry.
00:52:48No, no, no.
00:52:48It's all right.
00:52:49It's all right.
00:52:50No, no, no.
00:52:51Stop, stop.
00:52:52I got it.
00:52:53I can get you a new outfit.
00:52:54That would be helpful.
00:52:56Hey.
00:52:57Hey, buddy.
00:52:57Buddy.
00:52:58It's all right?
00:52:59I'm not mad.
00:53:01It's just an accident.
00:53:02It happens, okay?
00:53:03Now, go ahead and take that, and let's go get it cleaned up.
00:53:09Okay?
00:53:09Yeah.
00:53:15Oh, thank you.
00:53:15You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:19Dude!
00:53:19Oh, my gosh!
00:53:20Whoa!
00:53:20Hey.
00:53:26I am so sorry that was the car.
00:53:29Oh, okay.
00:53:29Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride.
00:53:32You were going for her.
00:53:52Hello?
00:53:52Raymond King.
00:53:53Did you banish your cousin to Texas?
00:53:55Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:53:58Yeah, look.
00:53:59Mom.
00:54:00This was bound to happen, okay?
00:54:01He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years, and he can have the Houston
00:54:05office, but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here
00:54:08in L.A.
00:54:08Raymond, Raymond, Raymond.
00:54:10Let's talk.
00:54:11In person.
00:54:12Okay.
00:54:12I'll let you know when I'm free.
00:54:14I've got a ton of work at the office, and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:18Too late.
00:54:19I'm already here.
00:54:28Hey, buddy.
00:54:29All right.
00:54:29We're going to go up.
00:54:30One, two, three.
00:54:32Nice.
00:54:33Just like the airplane.
00:54:34Let's go.
00:54:34Okay.
00:54:35Go on.
00:54:36Go.
00:54:36Go.
00:54:36Okay.
00:54:37No, no.
00:54:37Both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:54:40Hey.
00:54:41Can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
00:54:43Nice.
00:54:45Wait.
00:54:45What's going on?
00:54:47Shh.
00:54:49Coming!
00:54:50I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
00:55:04I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
00:55:08Without her family's support, your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:13I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
00:55:16Do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:20Your uncle aside, you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate.
00:55:25And Alicia is your best bet.
00:55:28The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
00:55:34Without the ability to expand, we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:55:41What's that?
00:55:42Uh, no, it's nothing.
00:55:43I must have paused the video I was watching.
00:55:46Tell me, Raymond.
00:55:50Why not Alicia?
00:55:52Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
00:55:59I don't have time for this.
00:56:03I'll call my driver.
00:56:04No need.
00:56:06I drove myself.
00:56:12Will you at least consider Alicia?
00:56:14She's not a bad-looking girl either.
00:56:17Hang on, yeah.
00:56:22Forgot my purse.
00:56:24Oh, sure.
00:56:24Sure.
00:56:24Who's toy is this?
00:56:35Who's toy is this?
00:56:38Oh, it's mine.
00:56:41I, you know, got it at the store.
00:56:45You used to love toy cars.
00:56:47We had to put the Greenfield Project on pause.
00:57:00What was that?
00:57:01The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
00:57:04And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:11Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I.
00:57:14What?
00:57:15Kirk, you mean that kid?
00:57:17There's just something about him.
00:57:20The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
00:57:26A de-aging...
00:57:27No, look, you get the point.
00:57:29Just do it in secret.
00:57:30Don't let anybody find out.
00:57:32Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:57:34Do it fast.
00:57:36I want results as quick as possible.
00:57:38Yes, sir.
00:57:45Hey, Kirk.
00:58:00Remember me?
00:58:04Remember me?
00:58:05Yeah, the boring uncle.
00:58:09Well, how about we play a game of hide and seek together?
00:58:13I want to play with Dad.
00:58:16Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
00:58:19Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:58:27Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:58:34Where are you?
00:58:39Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:58:50Ready or not, here I come.
00:58:54Found you.
00:58:55Okay, now it's my turn.
00:58:59One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:59:08What's this?
00:59:10It's the DNA test result, sir.
00:59:18So, we're not even a little bit related.
00:59:22Yes, sir.
00:59:25Sir, this is good news, isn't it?
00:59:41Mommy, take me out to play.
00:59:44Honey, it's raining outside.
00:59:47And besides, when we're together and we're alone, you can call me mom.
00:59:51Okay.
00:59:51Bye.
00:59:59God, the weather's just so weird today.
01:00:01Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
01:00:03We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:00:06I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:08Maybe we'll get super couched.
01:00:10Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:11So, um, anyway, what I was gonna tell you, um, two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:00:23No.
01:00:24No, they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick and so I told them
01:00:29that I would watch him for a few days.
01:00:31Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:00:35Oh, my...
01:00:36Mom!
01:00:44Mom!
01:00:44Mom!
01:00:46What did you just call me?
01:00:48Mom, are you okay?
01:00:49Okay.
01:00:49Okay.
01:00:49Okay.
01:00:49Okay.
01:00:49Okay.
01:00:49Okay.
01:00:49Okay.
01:00:50Okay.
01:00:50Okay.
01:00:50Okay.
01:00:51Okay.
01:00:51Okay.
01:00:52Okay.
01:00:53Okay.
01:00:54Okay.
01:00:55Okay.
01:00:56Okay.
01:00:57Okay.
01:00:58Okay.
01:00:59Okay.
01:01:00So, you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:06Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:10Ah, no.
01:01:11This is not a dream.
01:01:17It's not rocket science.
01:01:19You unclip.
01:01:20You unwind.
01:01:21Find an outlet and...
01:01:23Here you go.
01:01:24Here you go.
01:01:25Open.
01:01:26Here you go.
01:01:27Clip.
01:01:28Okay.
01:01:28Here you go.
01:01:29Here you go.
01:01:30Here you go.
01:01:31Here you go.
01:01:32Here you go.
01:01:33Okay.
01:01:34I'm tired.
01:01:34Come on.
01:01:35Mom, are you okay?
01:01:36You're acting weird.
01:01:37How long do you have to play the nanny game for?
01:01:39Come on.
01:01:46Mom, are you okay? You're acting weird.
01:01:50How long do you have to play the nanny game for?
01:01:53It was not that fun. It never even was.
01:01:56Okay, sure, we can stop. But what did you just call me?
01:01:59Mom, you said when it's just the two of us, I could call you Mom.
01:02:04And now the game is over.
01:02:05Mom, why do you call me, um, Raymond Father?
01:02:12Because I look just like him. And in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:17Well, those are just the movies, kid. You gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:02:24But there is proof.
01:02:26What?
01:02:27The ring. If you draw it and show it to Mr. Raymond, he could see it. It must be his.
01:02:32Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:02:34You said it had a big ring of stone.
01:02:38All right. It's time for bed, kiddo.
01:02:40Miranda, what is it?
01:03:03I am Raymond.
01:03:07What? Sorry, I don't have time for this. Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:11I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago. We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:17What? How did you know that?
01:03:18Because I am Raymond King.
01:03:20This isn't funny. What is it? Some kind of prank you thought of?
01:03:23What's next? A camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:03:26Please.
01:03:26Three years ago, when your mom got sick, I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:03:30The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:03:34Boss?
01:03:39Yeah.
01:03:40What happened?
01:03:42It's a long story. Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:03:46I need you to do another DNA sample, this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:03:50No, not Miranda's.
01:03:52Yes, sir.
01:04:02For the Better of K group, you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:04:06Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:09Miranda, why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:12This is a private conversation.
01:04:16Steve, why don't you join us?
01:04:29No thanks, Mr. Miss. Mrs. King.
01:04:31I have stuff to do at the office.
01:04:35Where can I find, you know, Mr. Miss Miranda?
01:04:43What is going on with everyone today?
01:04:52Keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:04:55So he is my son.
01:05:07Sir, not to interrupt your, uh, midlife crisis, but we have another problem.
01:05:15You have six meetings today.
01:05:17Okay, and?
01:05:21Oh, crap.
01:05:37Miranda!
01:05:37Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:05:41I mean, Miranda.
01:05:43We have a plan.
01:05:46Come on.
01:05:46Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you today my new advisor, Miranda.
01:06:11Uh, she will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting, and I trust that you will treat her
01:06:20with the same amount of respect that you treat me with, your boss, Raymond Cate.
01:06:25Oh, any idea on how to fix this?
01:06:49No, not a globe.
01:06:59Mr. King's office.
01:07:01Mm-hmm.
01:07:02Okay.
01:07:05Steve needs me.
01:07:06Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:07This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:14God, how much coffee does one person have to drink for their caffeine tolerance to be
01:07:17this high?
01:07:25Like I said, that just, it looks really good on you.
01:07:29What are you doing?
01:07:30Oh, it's you.
01:07:31That clumsy waitress.
01:07:33What are you doing here?
01:07:34Oh, I get it.
01:07:35You put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.
01:07:39I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:07:41Fuck off.
01:07:44Hey!
01:07:45Get back here!
01:07:51So what?
01:07:52Experimenting with my love life?
01:07:54What?
01:07:54No!
01:07:56Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia's the perfect match for you, and look, I was
01:08:01just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:08:03A favor?
01:08:05You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:08:09Another woman?
01:08:11I...
01:08:11I don't understand.
01:08:13What?
01:08:16What's happening?
01:08:22What's happening?
01:08:23It's just a solar eclipse.
01:08:24Don't sidetrack it.
01:08:27I'm sorry.
01:08:29Like, it is so funny.
01:08:31You looking at me like that with my face, is that actually how I look like when I'm at it?
01:08:36Well, it's your face.
01:08:37No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:08:39How would I be doing something differently?
01:08:41I don't know.
01:08:42Maybe it's the, uh...
01:08:42Oh, it's the hair.
01:08:43I never do my hair like that.
01:08:44I like it, though.
01:08:45It gives me a more professional feel.
01:08:48This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:08:51No, no, it's not at all.
01:08:52I think I...
01:08:52You don't have your hair like that.
01:08:54I always have my hair like that.
01:08:55What did you do to my hair?
01:08:56No, you don't.
01:08:56It's weird.
01:08:57No, your part is weird.
01:08:57I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:08:59Yeah, look at that.
01:08:59Okay, so I don't have, like, lips ready.
01:09:01Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes.
01:09:03Don't talk about my hair.
01:09:04Everything.
01:09:17Hey, don't try to sidetrack it.
01:09:21It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:09:29So, we got our bodies back just like that.
01:09:34What was that?
01:09:34Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:09:36Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:09:38We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes,
01:09:40and I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body.
01:09:43You stay here, and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:09:47What are you talking about?
01:09:49Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:09:59So, you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:10:05I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:08Well, that night I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:10:13Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:10:16But I went in, I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything,
01:10:19and so I ran out of options.
01:10:21Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:10:24I sold it.
01:10:25Kirk, you know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:10:33What about you?
01:10:35Why didn't you recognize me?
01:10:37Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:10:41But I was looking for you for years.
01:10:42I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases,
01:10:46but we could never come up with anything.
01:10:48But here you are.
01:10:50I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:10:57It's okay.
01:10:58I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:11:01Okay, well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:11:05Mom! Dad!
01:11:09Mom! Dad!
01:11:12You can start by being a dad.
01:11:14You know what, kid?
01:11:17I think you might be right.
01:11:21About what?
01:11:23We do look alike.
01:11:25I knew it!
01:11:28Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:11:30Pizza!
01:11:35Okay, let's pizza, then.
01:11:37Let's go get some pizza.
01:11:42Let's go!
01:11:42Oh!
01:11:44Oh, my God!
01:11:45Oh, my God!
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