00:00What's up, Doc?
00:11Allow me to introduce myself.
00:13My name is Wile E. Coyote.
00:15Genius.
00:16I am not selling anything, nor am I working my way through college.
00:19So, let's get down to cases.
00:21You are a rabbit, and I am going to eat you for supper.
00:24Now, don't try to get away.
00:26I am more muscular, more cunning, faster and larger than you are, and I'm a genius.
00:33While you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten.
00:37So, I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.
00:42I'm sorry, Mac.
00:42The lady of the house ate home, and besides, we mailed you people a check last week.
00:50Why do they always want to do it the hard way?
00:55The two persons named will then race to our studio.
00:59The first buddy here will win the Minion Box.
01:03Last week, two sweet little old ladies from Pasadena almost killed each other trying to win the prize.
01:08And now, the magic moment.
01:10The two buddies in tonight's fun race are...
01:13Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny.
01:16How about that, Daffy?
01:18Tonight, we're the buddies.
01:21Hey, buddy.
01:22Where'd you go?
01:23With me, it's not the principle of the thing.
01:27It's the money.
01:31Now, how do you suppose this rope got untied?
01:34Palm Springs at last.
01:55Yahoo!
01:56Good old Palm Springs!
01:58Yee-hee!
01:58Yee-hee!
01:59Queen of the desert spas!
02:00But, Daffy...
02:00Spas!
02:01Land of the beautiful girls!
02:02But, Daffy...
02:03Swimming pools!
02:04Yee-hee!
02:05Daffy!
02:11You and your short cuts.
02:14I told you to turn west at East St. Louis.
02:17Yeah, I know.
02:18Well, the way I figure it, we're somewhere in the Himalayas Mountains.
02:23That's pronounced Himalaya.
02:26Himalayas?
02:26Why, you four-legged Marco Polo, that's in Asia!
02:31Himalayas!
02:31No wonder it's so cold!
02:33Look there.
02:34I've got a wonderful idea.
02:35Let's...
02:36Oh, pal.
02:36Do me a favor, will you?
02:38Just don't do me any more favors.
02:40You just stay right here and study to be a snowshoe rabbit.
02:43I'm going back to Perth's Amboy.
02:50All right.
02:51What's holding up the works?
02:52What's all the...
02:53The...
02:54The...
02:55Well, here we are.
03:00Pismo Beach and all the claims we can eat.
03:04What a way for a duck to travel.
03:06Underground.
03:08Hey, wait a minute.
03:10Since when is Pismo Beach inside a cave?
03:13I wonder...
03:14You know, I just bet we should have turned left at Albuquerque.
03:18And then maybe a right turn at Lajola.
03:20Hmm.
03:21Uh.
03:22Hmm.
03:24Well, we can't be too far off.
03:27So if we...
03:28It's mine, you understand?
03:29Mine!
03:29All mine!
03:30Get back in there!
03:31Down, down, down!
03:32Go, go, go!
03:32Mine, mine, mine!
03:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
03:40What's up, duck?
03:50I'm rich!
03:51I'm wealthy!
03:53Yahoo!
03:56I'm comfortably well off!
03:58Woo-hoo!
03:59I'll open septuagenarian.
04:02I'll open the saddle soap.
04:04I'll open sesame.
04:05I'm in for money.
04:13Love, talk to money.
04:14Ah, Red Cap.
04:16Uh, call me a cab, boy.
04:17And be quick about it.
04:18I'm a heavy tipper.
04:31Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
04:32Ah!
04:35Ah!
04:38Quick, quick!
04:39Save me, pal!
04:40And it's yours!
04:41Gorgeous, isn't it?
04:42Don't be afraid.
04:43Have it appraised anyplace.
04:50Braw, punk.
04:52Hassan Chop!
04:54Yeah?
04:55Well, well, Chop the rabbit.
04:56He brought us here.
04:58Me, Jeannie, the light brown hair.
05:01Oh, mighty Jeannie.
05:05Release me, and I shall grant thee a rich reward.
05:09He's lying!
05:10Chop him!
05:11Chop him!
05:12Hassan, release you, old master!
05:20Thank you, Hassan.
05:22Now, wouldst thou like to have all this treasure for thy very own?
05:26Oh, yes, master.
05:29Hassan like.
05:30Hassan like.
05:32Very well.
05:33No.
05:43Eggity, eggity, ooh.
05:44Eh, eh.
05:44Singity, sagity, zoo.
05:45Ah, ah.
05:46Ooh, ooh.
05:47Eh, eh, eh.
05:47Flippily, flappily, floop.
05:49It's yours.
05:50I wouldn't do that if I were you.
05:56If I were you, I'd put him aback.
06:00It can only lead to self-destruction.
06:03It only takes one bird to start you.
06:06And before you know it, it's two birds.
06:08Then three.
06:09Suddenly, without realizing it, you're a victim.
06:13Then one day, the end of the road.
06:17If you really want to beat this, look us up.
06:22We can help.
06:24Would someone volunteer to tell what B.A. has done for him?
06:30I was a three-bird-a-day pussycat until B.A. helped me.
06:37Being on a bird kit cost me five homes.
06:41B.A. helped me solve my problem.
06:44So, members, from now on, my motto is
06:50Birds is strictly for the birds.
06:53Birds is strictly for the birds.
07:23What's cooking, Jack?
07:33Rabbits, too.
07:36Dad, I'm such a genius.
07:40Smells mighty good, but there's only one little thing wrong with it.
07:45There is?
07:46What?
07:47No rabbit.
07:53I'm looking over a tree-leaf clover that I overlooked, B-3.
08:03Well, back to the old drawing board.
