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00:00Oh my god, did you hear? There's supposed to be a mysterious VIP passenger on the Hawkeye 42's
00:13maiden flight today. I heard he's the secret Maple Airlines investor everyone's been talking about.
00:18He's supposed to be the richest man in the world. Where did you see William? 1A. Oh my god,
00:24if I book him as my sugar daddy, I never have to work again. Oh please, we all know that I'm the
00:30Marilyn Monroe of this cabin crew. If anyone's gonna bag this secret millionaire's attention,
00:35it's me. Well, maybe he's not a boots guy, maybe he's an ass guy.
00:40Ready ladies? Not yet, Evelyn. Well, takeoff is in 30 minutes, so we focus more on getting ready
00:57and less on gossip. Why does Evelyn have to be our lead? She's probably going to try and bag that
01:06secret billionaire for herself.
01:19Welcome Mr. Jed Hawkins. What's with the spectacle? I told you I can get here on my own.
01:24It's our job to keep you safe, sir. You're our airline's top investor.
01:27Sylvia, the whole idea was for me to disguise myself as ground crew so I can observe our airline's
01:32service quality. Escort me like I'm the goddamn president of the United States.
01:35This isn't exactly helping. I apologize. Here's your tickets, sir.
01:45Better not see anyone following me.
01:46Welcome aboard Maple Airlines. Sorry for running late, just, you know, to go in LA traffic.
02:06That guy is not the VIP passenger. Not a chance. He's nothing but a filthy grounds crew worker.
02:22Excuse me, sir. You can't sit here.
02:26And why is that?
02:27This is first class. Economy is back there in the main cabin.
02:33It's okay. I like where I'm sitting.
02:37Give me a break. With the dirt rags you're wearing.
02:40Well, I like what I'm wearing.
02:43First class is for the social elites, millionaires and CEOs.
02:47But you, you're nothing but a washed-up grounds crew worker.
02:53You belong out there, handling baggage.
02:56Miss, you really shouldn't judge other people by what they're wearing.
03:00Now, if you don't believe me, you can check the booking records.
03:04The booking records will confirm that this seat is reserved for our most distinguished passenger,
03:09Maple Airlines' top investor.
03:13That's exactly right.
03:15Oh, when I get a chance, I would love a cup of coffee.
03:19Just black. Thanks.
03:23Tyler! Get over here!
03:27We have a low-life grounds crew worker who snuck on the plane without a ticket.
03:32What did you just call me?
03:33He's sitting in first class and refusing to leave.
03:37Chill out, Claire.
03:39I'll take care of it.
03:45Hey, you were coffee, right?
03:47I did.
03:48Thanks.
03:50Yes.
03:53Oh, no.
04:03Fucker.
04:04That is why we don't serve coffee to minimum wage dirtbag.
04:07Well, you're trying to spill the coffee on me first.
04:09Where are your manners?
04:11That's it.
04:12Enough playing games.
04:13Where is your ticket?
04:14Word of advice.
04:16That's nice the next time.
04:25Where's my ticket?
04:25It doesn't look like there will be a next time.
04:29See this, folks?
04:31Just another wannabe trying to scam his way into first class.
04:34This kid came off the plane.
04:35Shh.
04:36We got this.
04:37Time's up, buddy.
04:38Listen.
04:38I have a ticket.
04:39How else would I have gotten on that airplane?
04:41I mean, look at this.
04:42You have single-handedly turned first class into a first grade junkyard.
04:46You're the one who tried to spill coffee on me.
04:48You're the one who tried to...
04:49No, listen.
04:49This is going to be one of two ways.
04:52Either you lick this shit up,
04:54or I'll have airport security remove you from this plane.
04:58Got it?
05:00Mr.
05:01Mess me nicely.
05:03And you think airport security is going to listen to you?
05:06Or me?
05:08Of course they will.
05:10FAA regulations state when you enter a vessel that is larger and heavier than air,
05:14and hence wings, right?
05:16With an engine that propels you into the sky,
05:19we are in charge.
05:20So, yes.
05:21Who the hell do you think you are?
05:23I own this airline.
05:25That's it.
05:26Enough playtime.
05:26Let's go.
05:27Get out.
05:28And who do you think you are to touch me?
05:41It's true.
05:43Ninja is something.
05:44That's it.
05:44We've got to get him out of here.
05:46I'm calling airport security.
05:47This flight attendant is assaulting a passenger,
05:50and Maple Airlines is the best service in the industry.
05:54Give me that phone.
05:55That video needs to be deleted.
05:58Not a chance.
05:59The public deserves to know about your abusive service.
06:02She's right.
06:03This needs to be documented.
06:05Delete that video,
06:07or you'll all be banned from Maple Airlines.
06:10For life!
06:11Ma'am, you have to see this.
06:22What on earth?
06:23Contact the pilot for that flight and tell them to delay takeoff.
06:26I'm going on board.
06:27You don't understand.
06:38That man snuck on board without a ticket.
06:41He's a stowaway.
06:42That's right, folks.
06:43For all we know,
06:44he could be trying to hijack this plane.
06:47Okay?
06:47This is for your own safety.
06:49He's been pulling our leg this whole time.
06:51Kick him out.
06:52Hell, fuck that guy.
06:54The last thing I needed is some hobo derail on my travel plans.
06:58Attention passengers.
06:59Welcome aboard Maple Airlines flight 451.
07:02Due to some unforeseen circumstances,
07:04we're going to be delaying takeoff.
07:06But hang tight.
07:07We'll be in the air shortly.
07:09We really appreciate your patience.
07:11God damn it.
07:12This fucking ticketless fuck
07:13is going to make me miss my connecting flight.
07:15Somebody call airport security.
07:17What a shit show.
07:19This guy should be kicked out of TSA.
07:21Calm down.
07:24Ladies and gents,
07:25I have a ticket.
07:26Okay?
07:30If you can't show us the ticket,
07:32then you can't be on this flight.
07:35It's time to go.
07:38Keep your hands off my property.
07:41Sorry,
07:42but we're at capacity.
07:44No room for dead weight like you.
07:46Dead weight?
07:46I think you tore the dead weight on my property.
07:54What property?
07:55You're poor.
07:56Your property is trash.
07:59I'm warning you.
08:01Which is why this
08:03is going out the window.
08:05How would a dirt poor laborer
08:24like you even afford a guitar?
08:27You probably stole it
08:28from one of the passengers.
08:29This was a gift
08:33from my late wife.
08:38Maple Airlines is named after her.
08:41Do you realize
08:42whose honor you've disgraced?
08:44Sure.
08:45A lot of people are named Maple.
08:47You can claim whatever you want.
08:49It doesn't change the fact that you
08:51and this piece of junk
08:53belong in the garbage.
08:54Well, one thing's for sure.
08:58This guitar is nowhere near as valuable
09:00as all of the time we have wasted
09:01trying to get you off this flight.
09:03The sooner this guitar gets smashed,
09:05the better.
09:07See?
09:08We're doing you a favor by smashing it.
09:10Don't you dare.
09:11Look, I don't care
09:15who any of you are.
09:17You want money?
09:19I have plenty.
09:21But more than that,
09:23who I am
09:24makes me a nightmare
09:26for people like you.
09:31Airport security?
09:32They've got a passenger string
09:34on trouble on Maple Airlines
09:35flight 451?
09:37Yes, send someone now!
09:38Are you threatening us?
09:41We work for Maple Airlines
09:43owned by the richest man
09:45in the world,
09:46Jet Hawkins.
09:47You are so dead.
09:49I'm Jet Hawkins.
09:51Wait till these dimwits
09:52find out I'm your boss.
09:54This guitar better not be broken.
09:56Because if it is...
09:58You'll what?
09:59Beg me for money
10:00to buy a new one
10:00because you can't afford it
10:02on your dirt poor salary?
10:06I won't be the one begging.
10:09You will.
10:10Who's the one
10:11stirring up trouble?
10:12That man with the guitar.
10:13He snuck on board
10:14without a ticket
10:15and he threatened
10:16a flight attendant.
10:17Sir,
10:18I'm gonna have to ask you
10:19to take your hands
10:19off the guitar case.
10:20He could be hiding
10:21a bomb in there.
10:23Maybe he's trying
10:24to blow up the plane.
10:25Oh my God, quick!
10:26Take the case!
10:27Hurry up
10:27before we all die!
10:29Sir,
10:29I'm not gonna ask twice.
10:31Get your hands
10:32off the case.
10:34None of you
10:35hold rank high enough
10:36to search my belongings.
10:37He is nothing
10:41but a bottom-feeding
10:42ground staff.
10:44We're all literally
10:44leagues above him.
10:47If you would like
10:49to see my late wife's
10:50handiwork,
10:51I would gladly
10:52open my case
10:53and show you all.
10:55Don't vote for it.
10:56It's a trap.
10:57Don't fucking trust him.
10:58He's a terrorist.
10:58What's all this fuss about?
11:09Ma'am.
11:18Sir,
11:19I'm Evelyn,
11:20lead flight attendant.
11:22Here at Maple Airlines,
11:23we take the proper handling
11:24of our passengers' belongings
11:25very seriously.
11:27And I can assure you
11:28nothing else will happen
11:29to your guitar.
11:32Isn't she the top
11:33lead flight attendant
11:33at our airline?
11:35I'm undercover,
11:36so it's best not to
11:37cause a scene
11:37and reveal my identity.
11:40You seem trustworthy.
11:44Unlike...
11:44you.
12:01Watch out, Tyler.
12:11This is the
12:12customer service hour.
12:13Airline is so
12:14well known for.
12:16You
12:17judge those beneath you
12:19when you act
12:20like monsters yourselves.
12:22My bad.
12:23You know,
12:24you're more than welcome
12:24to file a compensation
12:25claim for them.
12:29Deadline's Friday.
12:30But of course,
12:31the airline's conclusion
12:32may very well be
12:33that the
12:34rinkity-dink
12:35old
12:35guitar
12:36might be
12:37completely
12:38worthless.
12:40That's for you.
12:43That's what I thought.
12:46Baggage boy.
12:46Baggage boy.
13:00My wife
13:01handcrafted
13:03this guitar
13:04with
13:04exquisite
13:051980s Cuban mahogany
13:07for me.
13:10Let me remind you,
13:11the company
13:12you
13:13worked for
13:14is named after her.
13:17Why is he so serious?
13:18Is he really related
13:19to the owner
13:20of this airline?
13:20She was a saint
13:24offering jobs
13:25to the homeless
13:26getting a second chance.
13:28But you
13:28to get your dirty fingers
13:30off me, please.
13:30You
13:31arrogant,
13:32stuck-up pricks
13:33think you get to decide
13:35who's first class,
13:37who's econ class,
13:38when you can't even
13:39discern the values
13:39that this company
13:40was built upon.
13:42You're both
13:43disgraced
13:44to humanity.
13:47Security!
13:49Here!
13:49This baggage boy
13:51is trying to kill
13:52a flight attendant.
13:53Good God!
13:54Somebody tackle
13:55that man!
13:57Sylvia,
13:57I give you
13:58ten seconds
13:58to get here.
13:59Right now.
14:01Sylvia
14:02Stone?
14:04She's
14:05VP of
14:05Maple Airlines,
14:06only second
14:07to Jet Hawkins.
14:09God,
14:09you just won't
14:10stop pretending.
14:12When Sylvia
14:13Stone
14:14gets here,
14:15with my ticket
14:16showing who I am,
14:18you'll all
14:19cower in fear.
14:20Are you all
14:21watching this clown
14:22show?
14:23This grounds crew
14:24worker couldn't even
14:25shine Ms. Stone's
14:26shoes,
14:27let alone get her
14:28on the phone.
14:29Don't believe
14:30the man!
14:31Throw him out!
14:32Throw him out!
14:33Throw him out!
14:34Throw him out!
14:35Throw him out!
14:36Throw him out!
14:37Throw him out!
14:38Throw him out!
14:39Throw him out!
14:40Throw him out!
14:41Throw him out!
14:41Did someone
14:46piss off my boss?
14:47Oh my god,
14:51that's the VP.
14:53She like,
14:53runs shit here.
14:55Claire is
14:55beyond fucked.
14:58Explain this.
15:00Miss Stone,
15:01this baggage boy
15:03snuck into
15:03first class
15:04without a ticket.
15:05He's delayed the
15:06flight and we're
15:07having him removed.
15:08Having him removed?
15:10Is this how you
15:11treat first class
15:11passengers?
15:12Yes.
15:12Take a good look
15:15at the nightmare
15:15you've created
15:16for us.
15:22Great work,
15:23everyone.
15:24Thanks to you,
15:24our company's
15:25stocks have lost
15:25over a billion
15:26dollars in the
15:27past 20 minutes.
15:28Don't blame me.
15:30Blame this fraud
15:31who snuck on board
15:33without a ticket
15:33and insisted on
15:34sitting in first
15:35class.
15:37Who says he
15:37doesn't have a ticket?
15:38Sir, you dropped
15:42your ticket just
15:42before boarding.
15:44I wanted to make
15:45sure you received
15:46it.
15:48So, you're
15:50really the
15:50chief?
15:55So, you're
15:57really the
15:57chief?
16:00That's what they
16:01call me.
16:03Chief.
16:04The CEO, Mr.
16:05Hawkins, only
16:06ever uses his
16:07alias on documents
16:08to keep a low
16:08profile.
16:10You're welcome.
16:12First class.
16:14Well, now that
16:15I've proven I
16:16belong here,
16:16oh, so precious.
16:18First class,
16:19now that I care
16:19about status,
16:21I do expect
16:22reparations to be
16:23made.
16:25Reparations.
16:26What the hell
16:27did you do to
16:27him?
16:29I'm so sorry.
16:30I'm so sorry.
16:33Sir, sir, I
16:34made a mistake.
16:36Oh, God.
16:36I told you what
16:39would happen if
16:40you judged people
16:41by their covers.
16:43You two broke
16:44my wife's guitar.
16:47She gave that to
16:48me the day the
16:48airline opened.
16:49I made a
16:51terrible mistake.
16:53That's a whole
16:53mess.
16:55Sir, I'm so
16:58sorry.
16:59It's all our
17:00fault.
17:00No, no, this
17:01isn't your fault.
17:02You don't have
17:03to worry.
17:03No, no, I'm
17:04their team leader
17:05and I have to
17:06take responsibility.
17:07Now this girl,
17:08Evelyn, is the
17:09right kind of
17:09leadership I value
17:10at our company.
17:11I am friends with
17:12the owner of the
17:13best music repair
17:14shop in L.A.
17:16And if you're
17:17willing to trust
17:17me, I can ask
17:18him to piece
17:20your guitar back
17:20together.
17:28You dimwits
17:29are fired and
17:30I'll see to it
17:30that you never
17:30work for another
17:31airline company
17:32ever again.
17:33Immediately,
17:35your employment
17:36with Maple
17:36Airlines has been
17:37terminated.
17:38Please, please,
17:39give us another
17:39chance.
17:40No, no, no, no,
17:42no.
17:42Please, out of my way.
17:44Please, please.
17:46No.
17:46Please, please,
17:47don't, no, no.
17:49Please, please,
17:50please, please.
17:51Please, please.
17:51No, no, no, no.
17:52What I got?
17:53Oh.
17:54Hey, give me
17:55another chance.
17:56No, Tyler, please,
17:58no.
18:02I am so sorry
18:03about the ordeal,
18:04sir.
18:05Please enjoy the rest
18:06of your flight.
18:07Thank you, Sylvia.
18:08That was intense.
18:18If the chairwoman
18:19came to porcelain
18:20give him his ticket,
18:22that old bag boy
18:24might actually be
18:25the mystery
18:25VIP passenger.
18:28You really think so?
18:30Why would a billionaire
18:31be wearing
18:32ground crew uniform?
18:35Huh.
18:35It all makes sense now.
18:37That old geezer
18:38really almost
18:39had me fooled.
18:40What are you talking about?
18:43Miss Stone only came
18:44because she saw
18:44the viral moment.
18:46She's here to protect
18:47the airline's reputation
18:48and stop the stocks
18:49from plummeting.
18:51That's the only reason
18:52why she fired Claire
18:53and gave that guy
18:54a ticket.
18:54There is no way
18:56he is the VIP passenger.
19:00Welcome aboard,
19:02sir.
19:06Welcome aboard.
19:07Good morning.
19:09Mr. Dixon,
19:10isn't that Maple Airlines
19:12new general manager?
19:14Oh, so he's
19:16the mystery VIP passenger.
19:20So he is
19:22the mystery VIP passenger.
19:23Yes, I agree.
19:25That makes way more sense.
19:29Holy fuck me.
19:31What are you two
19:33chatting about over here?
19:34We're getting ready
19:35for takeoff,
19:36so you should return
19:36to your seats.
19:37Hmm.
19:42Ladies and gentlemen,
19:43we're getting ready
19:44for takeoff.
19:45Please return to your seats
19:46and fasten your seatbelts.
19:47ladies and gentlemen,
20:11welcome to our Maple Airlines flight 451
20:15with service to John F. Kennedy
20:16International Airport.
20:17We have now reached
20:18an altitude of 20,000 feet
20:20and cabin service
20:21will begin shortly.
20:22Thank you so much
20:23for your patience.
20:26Fuck me.
20:28These flight attendances
20:28keep getting hotter.
20:29Jesus Christ.
20:32Mr. Dixon?
20:34Yeah?
20:34That's Evelyn Grant,
20:35Maple Airlines flight attendant
20:37of the year.
20:38Not only is she beautiful,
20:40she is damn good at her job.
20:42Yeah, whatever.
20:42Shut the fuck up, okay?
20:44Why don't you do
20:44yourself a favor?
20:45Why don't you call over here?
20:46See how good at her job
20:47she really is.
20:52Excuse me, miss.
20:55Yes?
20:56How can I help you?
20:58Yeah, my, um,
20:59my seatbelts a little
21:01tight.
21:02You think we can,
21:04you think we can loosen it for me?
21:07Of course.
21:13Sir,
21:15if you could just
21:16keep still, please.
21:18Yeah, sure,
21:19I could do that.
21:24Sir, please,
21:25give your hands to yourself.
21:26Listen close, honey.
21:27I'm the general fucking
21:28manager of Maple Airlines.
21:30So if you don't
21:31obey my wishes,
21:32you're fucking fucked.
21:36Stop.
21:37Oh, just so fucking...
21:38Someone help, please.
21:40Oh, please, someone...
21:41Oh, fuck!
21:44Since when does being
21:45general manager
21:45give you the right
21:46to sexually harass your staff?
21:50I'm sorry,
21:51but who the fuck are you?
21:55Who the fuck are you?
21:57Don't change the topic.
21:59I ask you a question.
22:00What makes you think
22:01you can harass her?
22:02Look, bud,
22:03you're pushing 60,
22:05still lugging around
22:06in 50-pound bags
22:08for a fucking living.
22:10So stop and lecture on me
22:11on how to lead my life
22:12and mind your own
22:13fucking business!
22:15Anybody who harasses
22:17anyone on my plane,
22:19that is my damn business.
22:21You know what, fucker?
22:22Give me the money.
22:23Here's $5,000.
22:27Now go back
22:28to where you belong
22:29and sit next to the toilet
22:30in economy class
22:31where you fucking belong!
22:34Now that's power, baby.
22:36Like that?
22:36I know you want to be
22:37with a real man,
22:38like me.
22:39God, you look so beautiful.
22:40Come on, baby.
22:42Oh, what the fuck?
22:45If you go back to economy,
22:47I'll give you $500,000.
22:48You know what you're
22:58fucking messing with?
22:59I do.
23:00I'm messing with
23:01a toxic, abusive manager
23:02who harasses his employees.
23:04Wake up, Gramps.
23:05You're a fucking
23:06minimum wage worker,
23:07not something heroic,
23:08crusader,
23:09or fucking justice,
23:10or whatever the fuck
23:11you think you are.
23:12Sir?
23:14Mr. Dixon,
23:15he's the general manager.
23:16He's very powerful,
23:17and it's not worth
23:18getting into a fight
23:19with you.
23:20Powerful man, huh?
23:21Yeah.
23:22All I see is a pathetic,
23:25weak, insecure coward.
23:27Have you looked yourself
23:28in the mirror, man?
23:29I think you're talking
23:30about your own ugly ass!
23:31Sir, I really appreciate
23:34the effort, but
23:35I don't want you
23:36to get fired.
23:38I'll just...
23:39I'll resign once we land.
23:42He won't have to resign.
23:44If anyone's gonna resign,
23:46it's gonna be him.
23:47No, me?
23:50Resign?
23:52I'm the general
23:53fucking manager,
23:55okay?
23:56There's only one person
23:57on this planet
23:57that can make me resign,
23:58and that's
23:59Jet fucking Hawkins
24:00himself!
24:01He has no clue
24:02on his boss.
24:04I'll play with him
24:05a bit longer.
24:06Jet Hawkins?
24:08Who's that again?
24:09This fucking guy.
24:10Wait,
24:10do you actually
24:11haven't heard of him?
24:12Everybody's talking
24:13about him.
24:14He's the billionaire
24:15with the monopoly
24:16on aeronautic
24:17of great steel.
24:18I mean,
24:19only higher-ups
24:20have ever seen
24:21his face.
24:22Well, that guy.
24:24Oh, okay.
24:25Wow,
24:26you know him?
24:27Of course.
24:28Of course I do.
24:30I'm the general manager.
24:31Actually,
24:32matter of fact,
24:33my uncle's gonna
24:33take me to see him
24:34as soon as we land
24:35this plane,
24:35you know?
24:36Because we got
24:36big business
24:37to discuss.
24:37Things that you
24:38don't know
24:38fucking nothing about.
24:40Oh,
24:41oh,
24:41and,
24:42uh,
24:43who's your uncle again?
24:44He's the fucking
24:45CEO of Maple Airlines.
24:47Heard of him?
24:48Hello?
24:49Are you listening?
24:50See,
24:50that's really funny
24:51because I don't
24:53remember seeing that
24:54on Mr. Hawkins'
24:55schedule for today.
24:56Not to mention
24:57he doesn't typically
24:58meet with employees
24:59of your lowly stature.
25:01I'm the general
25:02fucking manager.
25:03I have every right
25:03to meet with him.
25:04But my question to you
25:05is how the fuck
25:06do you know
25:06what Jet Hawkins'
25:07schedule looks like?
25:08Because I am Jet Hawkins.
25:19This old man's
25:20lost his fucking mind.
25:21Look at this guy,
25:22huh?
25:24What the fuck
25:24are you doing?
25:25Mr. Dixon,
25:26I think it would be
25:27a good idea
25:27if you just sat down
25:28and stayed quiet
25:29for a little while.
25:29We don't want
25:30any more complications.
25:33Complications?
25:34What the hell
25:34are you talking about?
25:34Today is this
25:36Hawkeye 42 aircraft's
25:37maiden flight.
25:38The whole world
25:39is watching.
25:41Yes,
25:41because today is
25:42also the first time
25:43Jet Hawkins' aircraft
25:45is doing a commercial
25:46flight.
25:47His aircrafts
25:47are the best.
25:48We've already had
25:49a viral video go out
25:50about employee misconduct.
25:51We can't have
25:52another rumor
25:52that could potentially
25:53harm our airline's
25:55reputation.
25:55Why are you so weird
25:56by the way, huh?
25:57Huh?
25:58Ask my assistant.
25:59You do as I fucking
26:00say, you understand?
26:01Mr. Dixon,
26:02I just, I just,
26:03I don't want
26:04Mr. Hawking's
26:05and Mr. Kane's.
26:06Kane is my fucking
26:07uncle, you idiot.
26:09You understand?
26:10He ain't gonna do shit.
26:11And if anyone here
26:12is foolish enough
26:14to tell any lies
26:15about me,
26:16then I'll consider
26:17that your resignation.
26:19So come here
26:20right now.
26:21Come here,
26:22right now!
26:22Sir, you don't
26:27have to do this.
26:28It's fine.
26:30You might fear
26:31this tyrant
26:31of our general manager,
26:32but I don't.
26:33Who's beneath me?
26:35You think you're
26:35invincible?
26:36Let me tell you.
26:38Abusing your power
26:38and sexually harassing
26:40your employee,
26:41well, that is grounds
26:42for your immediate
26:43termination from
26:43Maple Airlines.
26:44Not to mention
26:45prison time.
26:46We're 35,000 feet
26:48in the air.
26:50Who's gonna dismiss me?
26:51You?
26:52Hmm?
26:53Bingo.
26:55Come on, Crash.
26:56You can't afford
26:57in-flight Wi-Fi
26:58with your minimum wage
27:00ground crew salary.
27:01Get the fuck out of here!
27:03Jed Hawkins here.
27:04Tell HR I want
27:05Roderick Dixon
27:06removed from the company
27:07within the next 30 seconds.
27:09I have to give it to you.
27:10You're a pretty good actor,
27:11old man.
27:12You know what?
27:12If you could make
27:13a phone call
27:14and get me fired,
27:16I'll jump out
27:17the fucking plane myself.
27:18No parachute.
27:21Sir,
27:31it's for you.
27:35Fucking wait right here,
27:36all right?
27:40Yeah,
27:41what?
27:42You're firing me?
27:44You're...
27:44You can't fire me!
27:46You cannot fire me!
27:47Who is he?
28:00Yeah, no.
28:01I am the general manager,
28:02okay?
28:02I am unstoppable!
28:04This is a fucking scam!
28:05Fuck you!
28:07You wrinkly,
28:11piss-poor
28:12baggage handler!
28:13You thought you could
28:14trick me with a prank
28:15phone call?
28:16You know what?
28:16You're gonna pay for this.
28:17Are you okay?
28:33Yeah.
28:35You saved me twice now.
28:37Attention passengers.
28:52This is your path that's being
28:53taken.
28:54We're experiencing some
28:55strong turbulence as we move
28:57through this patch of
28:59infinite weather.
29:00Please return to your seats
29:01and fasten your seatbelts.
29:03Jesus fucking Christ!
29:04Who gave this goddamn pilot his
29:05license?
29:06You're gonna get me fucking
29:06killed!
29:08Are you okay?
29:13I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
29:28No, no, no, you saved me twice already.
29:32What the fuck are you guys doing?
29:43Attention passengers.
29:49We're going through a severe
29:50thunderstorm with dangerously
29:52high winds and heavy rains.
29:54We're not gonna last long here.
29:57And there are no nearby airports.
30:00So we're gonna perform
30:01an emergency landing.
30:04Please stay in your seats
30:05and stay calm.
30:07Emergency landing?
30:08What the fuck does that mean?
30:10Mr. Dixon, it means there's no
30:11airport available.
30:12We have to find some flat area
30:13to land like a field or something.
30:14I don't know.
30:15I can't get that.
30:16It's gonna be incredibly dangerous.
30:17All I know is that we have to land
30:18but we're probably not gonna make it.
30:20You're not gonna make it, Will.
30:21You're not gonna fucking make it.
30:23All right.
30:24I can't.
30:25I just became a general fucking manager.
30:27I can't fucking die now.
30:32Everybody, calm down.
30:34Our captain has been with us
30:36for 30 years
30:36and he has a perfect flight record.
30:39If anybody can land this airplane,
30:40it's him.
30:41I don't give a fucking rat's ass.
30:42I've had a fucking perfect flight record.
30:44If he knew what he was doing,
30:45he wouldn't have fucking flown us
30:46in the eye of a middle
30:47of a fucking star.
30:48Oh my God.
30:49Oh my God.
30:50No, no, no, no, no.
30:52No, I can't die.
30:52I can't die tonight.
30:54I'm a general manager.
30:55I'm a general fucking manager.
30:56My life is worth more than everyone
30:58on this goddamn plane.
30:59So you go ahead
31:00and tell that fucking captain
31:01that if he crash lands
31:03this fucking plane
31:04that I get every goddamn
31:05fucking parachute.
31:08So that's it?
31:10Your life is the only one that matters.
31:11It's you.
31:12Your fucking bad luck.
31:13I knew the second I saw you
31:15that this is gonna be a fight for me.
31:16Jesus fucking Christ.
31:18I'm such a baby.
31:19Fuck you.
31:20Evelyn, tell this captain
31:22to turn the plane around.
31:24I know where we can land.
31:26Have you been in touch
31:33with the control tower?
31:34The storm's getting worse.
31:36If we don't connect
31:36with air traffic control,
31:38we're gonna have no other choice
31:39than to crash land.
31:41Man, we're flying over
31:42a mountainous region.
31:43It looks like the nearest field
31:44long enough for us to land in
31:46is over 200 miles away.
31:47We're gonna run out of fuel.
31:49But we don't have a plan B.
31:50We have no choice
31:51but to go for it.
31:52Captain, this mess has seen
31:54us a place where to land.
31:55Captain, Godspeed racetrack
31:57has a two-mile stretch
31:58of straight road
31:58you can land on.
32:00It is no different
32:00than landing on a runway.
32:01This guy's full of shit.
32:02You know a racetrack
32:03is for cars,
32:03not fucking planes!
32:05In these conditions,
32:06I put our chances
32:06of pulling off a safe
32:07crash landing
32:08in less than 1%.
32:09So unless anybody
32:10has any better ideas,
32:12we need to aim
32:13for that racetrack.
32:13Fuck no!
32:14Okay?
32:15I'm not putting my life
32:16in the hands of some
32:17goddamn baggage handler.
32:18Okay?
32:18That's suicide!
32:20Stop!
32:21Are you insane?
32:23Listen to me.
32:24We're landing the plane
32:25at that racetrack.
32:26Trust me.
32:27I know what I'm talking about.
32:30He's just a baggage handler.
32:31He's just an old baggage handler.
32:32He doesn't know
32:33what he's doing.
32:33Please!
32:34Listen to me!
32:35No!
32:35No!
32:36Captain,
32:36I don't know about this.
32:38What the hell's wrong with you?
32:40You're risking the lives
32:41of hundreds of people.
32:41I was supposed to meet
32:42the most powerful man
32:43I know at the New York!
32:44Jeff fucking Hawking!
32:45You don't get it, do you?
32:46We lost contact
32:47with air traffic control.
32:48Landing at any airport
32:49right now is out of the question.
32:50Fuck!
32:51God damn it!
32:53No, no, no, no.
32:54My people,
32:55they're waiting for me
32:55on the tarmac.
32:56Hey, what the fuck
32:57are they supposed to do, huh?
32:58You know how long
32:59I've been preparing
33:00for this meeting
33:01with Mr. Hawking?
33:02Huh?
33:02Do you?
33:03One year!
33:03One fucking year
33:05of my time!
33:05Well, let me tell you.
33:06Where I descend
33:07is where they shall wait.
33:18Captain!
33:20Sir,
33:20my passengers' lives
33:22are at stake here.
33:23Are you even sure
33:24it's safe to land
33:25at this racetrack?
33:26This racetrack
33:27was specifically designed
33:28to serve as an airstrip
33:29in the event
33:29of emergency landings.
33:31I guarantee you
33:32all the passengers
33:32on board
33:33will make it out alive.
33:35Fuck it!
33:35Redirect the plane!
33:37We're gonna land
33:38at Godspeed racetrack!
33:55Mr. Parsons,
33:55we just got word
33:56that Mr. Hawking's flight
33:57will be making
33:57an emergency landing
33:58on this racetrack.
33:59Double-check the track
34:00for any potential hazards.
34:02If you let anything
34:02happen to Mr. Hawking,
34:03we will be following
34:05him right into his brain.
34:08Okay,
34:09enough planes,
34:09slick motherfucker!
34:10Not even the pilots
34:11nor the traffic control
34:12knows that you can
34:13use that raceway
34:14as an emergency landing!
34:16How the fuck
34:17did you get that intel?
34:18Because I own
34:19the racetrack.
34:23Oh shit!
34:24You own it?
34:26Sir,
34:26I didn't know
34:27you were involved
34:27in auto-racing!
34:29I wasn't young
34:30and dangerous once.
34:32No,
34:32get real.
34:33You know how much
34:34racetracks go for?
34:35I mean,
34:35they're just as much
34:36as airports.
34:36I have properties
34:37all over the world.
34:38This racetrack
34:39was just a sight.
34:40We're going to make it out
34:47okay.
34:48I promise.
34:51Sir,
34:52we're approaching
34:53the racetrack,
34:54but I can't make out
34:55any of the ground lights.
34:57With this kind of
34:57visibility,
34:58we can't land
34:59without something
35:00to guide us.
35:01Copy.
35:02I'll have him
35:03turn on the lights.
35:04Get the fuck
35:05out of here!
35:06This is Jed Hawking's.
35:08Hit the lights.
35:09a-
35:15a-
35:22a-
35:22a-
35:28a-
35:30a-
35:31a-
35:32a-
35:36Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it.
35:53We've landed a Godspeed racetrack.
35:56Sir, I don't know what we would have done without you.
35:59We would all have died.
36:01On behalf of everybody in this fight, thank you.
36:06There's nothing.
36:09Don't you fucking dare thank this ground crew fraud on my fucking behalf.
36:14Especially not until we get to the bottom of your sinister fucking plan.
36:19Sinister plan?
36:20He saved all of us, including you.
36:22Cut the fucking bullshit.
36:24Did you feel how smooth that we landed?
36:26That just proves that this whole fucking emergency thing was staged.
36:31Which means all you motherfuckers.
36:33You fucking landed this plane in the middle of nowhere on purpose.
36:39Admit it, okay?
36:40You guys have some sort of fucking ulterior motive or some bullshit.
36:44What ulterior motives could he have?
36:46The second we get off this plane, it's going to look real ugly for you sons of bitches.
36:51With all due respect, you're just the ex-general manager of Mikkel Airlines now.
36:57There's really nothing you can do to us.
36:59You sure about that, you old fuck?
37:00Here's the deal.
37:03If you come clean and you tell me your master fucking plan or whatever it is you just fucking did,
37:08I'll let you off the hook.
37:13Otherwise, you're not going to make it off this racetrack alive.
37:19So you're going to hold me hostage then?
37:23Well, this should be fun.
37:24This motherfucker disrespected me, okay?
37:42We're going to go.
37:43We're going to fuck this guy up.
37:44You understand?
37:45You understand?
37:45I don't know who the fuck he is.
37:47Okay, ground crew, I guess we're going to do this the hard way.
37:58Break this motherfucker's legs.
38:00And if anyone says anything about it, I'll pay the right people off.
38:04Matter of fact, don't break this fucker's legs.
38:06Kill this motherfucker, no!
38:22What the hell do you think you're doing?
38:23Uncle Kate!
38:28You don't get to call me uncle ever again.
38:31What?
38:32And you just pissed off my boss.
38:36Mr. Hawkins, I am truly sorry for everything that transpired here today.
38:42Uncle, what the hell?
38:43Are you telling me that this old fucking man is the owner of Maple fucking Airlines?
38:48There's no...
38:49Fuck me!
38:50Did you just call our boss a washed up old man?
38:53But your boss...
38:55Your boss is a fucking baggage boy!
38:58He's a fucking nobody!
39:00Oh, fuck!
39:00Oh, fuck me!
39:03You're a goddamn fool.
39:04And your insane behavior towards Mr. Hawkins on his plane could have cost me my job.
39:10I'm sorry.
39:11I'm sorry.
39:12I didn't know it was him, I swear!
39:13We can't get you fired!
39:14Enough!
39:15You!
39:15Cain, Mr. Hawkins doesn't have time to watch you and your dipshit nephew bicker like boys
39:25in a playground.
39:27So I suggest you drag him away from here before I have these guards beat you both to a pulp.
39:31I'm sorry.
39:32I will escort him out of here immediately.
39:35Let's go.
39:36Oh, fuck!
39:36Fuck!
39:37Okay!
39:37I'm sorry!
39:38I'm sorry!
39:38Are you all right, Mr. Hawkins?
39:43You're not hurt, are you?
39:45No, I'm fine.
39:46Just an eventful evening.
39:48Now, stop worrying about me.
39:50And, uh, do me a favor.
39:52Have a shuttle for the passengers on board.
39:55I'm sure they are so exhausted after all they've been through.
39:58Yes, sir.
39:58Thank you so much again for today.
40:16If it wasn't for you, I...
40:18I don't know what would have happened.
40:22I'm glad I could help.
40:24Actually, I wanted to ask you about something else.
40:28What is it?
40:31Could you pretend to be my boyfriend tomorrow?
40:35Pretend to be, um, your boyfriend?
40:40You don't think I'm too old for you?
40:42I'm sure you've heard of the Grant family.
40:46Well, I'm their sole heiress, and that's why my dad is pressuring me to marry.
40:51But I don't want to get married.
40:55Hence the looking for a big boyfriend.
40:57I never would have guessed you were the Grant family heiress.
41:03Grant family heiress.
41:04It's a household name in New York.
41:07Yeah.
41:07Well, my dad told me that if I didn't bring a man home within three years, he'd find me a groom.
41:15And that was three years ago.
41:17But none of the fake boyfriends I found are any good.
41:20Every time they find out who my dad is, they freak and back out.
41:24I don't think you would let a little storm in nerve you.
41:37Little.
41:39Or big.
41:39I think you're the only man who could win over my father.
41:45I've never had an offer like this before.
41:49I'll do it.
41:53Really?
41:54Really?
41:56Okay, great.
41:57There's just one more thing.
42:04If you're going to pretend to be my boyfriend, you're going to have to act rich.
42:13Well, I am rich, so it should be easy.
42:17Yes, yes.
42:20That's the exact vibe I'm going for.
42:23Um, I think there's still a bit of room for improvement, though.
42:29Okay, how about this?
42:31Could you dress like, um, like you make nine figures?
42:37Nine figures?
42:38Yeah, yeah, like, um, like your net worth is $300 million.
42:44$300 million?
42:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all I'm asking for.
42:51Okay, I'll see you here tomorrow at 2 p.m., okay?
42:56Don't be late.
43:04$300 million?
43:06I'd make that much in a day.
43:10How am I supposed to downgrade?
43:14I don't understand why you insist on being a flight attendant when you could be living your best life as the Grant Family Earth.
43:23I know. I mean, what do flight attendants make anyways? $50,000 a year?
43:28My husband gives me more in spending money each week.
43:32See this bag? It's Chanel, limited edition.
43:36My husband bought it for me, and there are only three of these on the entire planet Earth.
43:41When you inherit your father's money, you're going to be able to buy all three of those, and then some.
43:45Wait, who said I'm going to inherit my father's fortune?
43:50I don't need my family's money.
43:52Ugh, fine.
43:53But if you're not going to take the inheritance for yourself, then at least find a handsome man to marry, pump out a few beautiful babies, and leave the money for them.
44:02Slay, yes. If you're trying to get away from your father, you might as well just have a family of your own.
44:07What do I look like to you? A baby-making machine?
44:11If my dad really wants an heir, then he can have a kid himself.
44:15Ev, stop being so stubborn.
44:17Okay, trust me, you're going to like this next guy I'm setting you up with.
44:21Girl, he's in finances, 6'5", blue eyes, the works.
44:24If I didn't have a boyfriend, I would be all on that.
44:26Well, ladies, actually, I already have a boyfriend.
44:30What?
44:32You have a boyfriend?
44:36Ev, oh my god.
44:38Okay, I love this for you.
44:40You have to tell us which one of these elite families is he from.
44:44I mean, you have to introduce us.
44:45Yeah, well, he's a little older.
44:52But I'm already in love with him.
44:53Okay, you'll like him.
44:57Let's go meet him.
45:03Mr. Hawkins?
45:12Yeah, where is he?
45:14Making three absolute hotties like us wait around in a garage?
45:18Oh, some gentleman he is.
45:23Why is that phone ringing?
45:32Hello.
45:33Oh, this mechanic is a fucking creep.
45:36You disgusting pervert.
45:38I'm sorry.
45:39I did not mean to.
45:40Yeah, right.
45:41We all saw you, you greasy old fuck.
45:43I'm going to gouge your goddamn eyes.
45:45Miss.
45:46Miss, I promise I wasn't trying to do anything.
45:50Oh, tell that to the cops.
45:53Mr. Hawkins.
45:54Wait.
45:56You know him?
45:59Mr. Hawkins?
46:00What were you doing under the car?
46:03Oh, uh, well, I got here early and thought I'd take the car for a quick spend.
46:08When I got back, you weren't here, so I thought I'd check the engine.
46:11But, Mr. Hawkins, I thought I told you to dress like a rich man and not somebody who fixes cars for a living.
46:19Uh, yeah, you told me my net worth was supposed to be 300 million?
46:23Yes, yes.
46:24So what on earth made you think that Scruffy Mechanic was the right look?
46:29300 million is what I pay my engineer.
46:32This fits exactly what you asked for.
46:35Right.
46:36Um, I was just really counting on you.
46:41If you pay your engineer so much money, wouldn't you have nicer clothes?
46:45Evelyn, this is his jumpsuit.
46:46Um, I stopped by his place to pick it up on the way here.
46:49I thought this is what he wanted.
46:51Ahem.
46:52Eve, you aren't actually telling us that you know this dirt broke mechanic.
47:00Well, I don't just know him.
47:04He's my boyfriend.
47:05What?
47:06What?
47:09So, that billionaire that you were telling me about?
47:12That man?
47:14It's him?
47:16The grease monkey?
47:18Uh, well, guys, I know he's a little bit rougher on the edges, but he's stacked.
47:25Like Jeff Bezos.
47:27This guy has that kind of money?
47:30I mean, is that so hard to believe?
47:32I at least saw it after engineer.
47:36Yeah, freaking right.
47:38I mean, all I see standing in front of me is an oily old repairman.
47:42Screw this.
47:43This mechanic has got to be some kind of tender swindler.
47:46I've got to expose him.
47:48Eve, you can't actually be serious that you know this dirt broke mechanic?
47:53Evelyn, you're the grant family heiress.
48:02You have billions coming into your lab.
48:06Potentially.
48:06Evelyn, what are you doing with this grease monkey?
48:11I think we're a perfect match.
48:14And I like him.
48:16And I want to be with him.
48:18So, there's that.
48:19Okay.
48:22Well, if you have so much fuck you money, then, why didn't you bring any gifts for your girlfriend's cousins?
48:29Selena, that's a little rude.
48:32No, no, she's right.
48:33It would be impolite for me to show up empty-handed.
48:37Of course I brought gifts for family.
48:42I wonder what that piece of shit swindler mechanic got us.
48:49Hmm.
49:10Sir.
49:12Ladies, I present the newest limited edition Chanel handbags.
49:16There are only three of these in the whole wide world.
49:19Um, Crystal, why do these three bags look identical to yours?
49:27No, my husband bought me this bag.
49:31I know.
49:35You dirty, broke-ass grease monkey.
49:39First, you lie to Evelyn and say that you're rich just so she'll date you.
49:43And now you show up here with these fake goods and shitty knockoff bags as gifts?
49:48Yes, these are real.
49:50My secretary personally delivered them to me just yesterday.
49:54Did he just say he has a secretary of all things?
49:58This dirty, low-down grease monkey would never have a secretary.
50:02That's crazy.
50:04Trust me, I-I insist.
50:06Evelyn, where the hell did you find this guy?
50:12I mean, it'd be one thing if he didn't provide us with gifts.
50:17We could chalk it up to him being forgetful or poor.
50:19But to show up here with these fake goods in order to try and trick us?
50:24That just proves he's trying to swindle your fortune.
50:26That just proves he's trying to swindle your fortune.
50:34Listen, I am not trying to swindle anybody.
50:37See, my secretary had these bags delivered on a private jet straight from the Chanel headquarters in London.
50:44But these are as real as it gets.
50:46And what?
50:48My bag is fake then?
50:49Listen, dumbass.
50:51See this?
50:52My husband bought me this bag.
50:54There are supposed to be only three of these on the entire planet Earth.
50:57But here in this garage, there are four.
50:59Which means your bags are not golfs.
51:03Eve, come on.
51:04It's clear that this man is playing you for a fool.
51:07All right.
51:08You don't believe the bags are real?
51:11I'll confirm it.
51:19Bonjour, Mr. Hawkins.
51:21Lafayette, bien too sweet et authentifié, c'est ça pour moi.
51:27Uh, bah oui, sir.
51:29Got it.
51:32Forget it, creep.
51:33Just take your knockoff bags and get out!
51:43It's raining money!
51:45How can a regular mechanic have so much money?
51:48Wait.
51:50Sir?
51:51Why is there cash in that bag?
51:56Sir?
51:57Why is there cash in this bag?
52:00Well, I didn't think that simply handbag would be quite enough and I didn't have enough time
52:04to prepare, so I added a little extra on top of it.
52:08But sir, this is just to watch.
52:12Well, it's nothing, really.
52:15Okay, this has to be fake too.
52:18All right, I've had enough with this man.
52:20First, your background's fake, your job's fake.
52:23I bet you your hair's not even real.
52:24Selina!
52:26Well, at least this hair's real.
52:29As real as the money on the floor.
52:31Yeah, back to that.
52:32You keep tricking us.
52:33Ev, this guy is no good.
52:36Ditch him!
52:36I promise, everything is real.
52:40Just look closely.
52:41I...
52:42I think this is real.
52:45Well, if it is real, he probably robbed someone.
52:50Well, I'm still calling the cops.
52:58Bonjour, Mr. Hawkins!
53:00Ah, what the fuck?
53:05That's Lafayette Price.
53:06That's just Chanel's lead designer.
53:14Mr. Hawkins, you called and I'm right here.
53:17Lafayette, quick question.
53:19Those bags you gave me yesterday,
53:21you said there was only three in the whole world.
53:24That's right, sir.
53:24We've only made three of these bags
53:26and we gave them all to you.
53:27Well, then, why is there a fourth right there?
53:35Pardon, madame,
53:36but would you mind if I took a look at your bag?
53:39Merci.
53:41Ooh, la, la.
53:43These counterfeits just keep getting worse and worse.
53:45Unbelievable.
53:47Mr. Hawkins, this is truly an awful knockoff.
53:50The stitch work is amateur at best
53:53and they did not even get the logo right.
53:55But my husband bought me that bag.
53:58He would never get me a fake bag.
54:00Madame, a man who buys you a cheap trash like this
54:03isn't worth your time.
54:05If I were you,
54:06I'd get those divorce papers ready.
54:10Okay.
54:11Lafayette.
54:12Merci pour ton aide.
54:14Abierto.
54:16Au revoir.
54:16Do you believe me now?
54:27Whoa, whoa, whoa.
54:28Who started the party without me?
54:36Evelyn, this is Xavier.
54:38He's the hotshot race car driver I was telling you about.
54:40So, you're Evelyn.
54:43And you must be her father.
54:47Oh, Xavier, no.
54:49This is not Evelyn's father.
54:52He's not?
54:53Then why do they look so close?
54:59Because he's my boyfriend.
55:01Boyfriend?
55:02Evelyn, what the fuck is going on here?
55:04Uh, what, do I need your permission to date someone?
55:07Evelyn, I come here today to see you
55:11and you bring this wrinkly old boomer
55:13who you claim is your boyfriend?
55:15Are you trying to embarrass me?
55:19Are you trying to embarrass me?
55:22What does me being her boyfriend have to do with you?
55:24Shut it, old fart.
55:26I don't...
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