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00:00One day a very long time ago, there was a strange flash of light. It appeared suddenly out of nowhere, covering the entire world.
00:13In the blink of an eye, that wave of light turned every man, woman and child to stone.
00:33Afterwards, everything began to collapse. Buildings decayed into rubble, and over time, all traces of civilization disappeared.
00:42What humanity had spent millennia building was gone forever. What a shame.
00:50However, there was one man who refused to give up.
00:55Though he was petrified, he never lost consciousness.
00:59He figured that the date and time were far too important to lose track of, so he stayed awake, counting the seconds one by one.
01:08He is one ad-bay dude.
01:11That man? You know him.
01:14It's our friend Senku.
01:18And one summer day, thousands of years after humankind was petrified, Senku woke up, all alone.
01:27He found himself in an empty, primitive earth.
01:31Now I probably would have just died from shock right then and there.
01:35But since Senku is a brilliant scientist with an amazing mind, he figured out how to make his own food, clothing and shelter.
01:47Eventually, he developed the miracle fluid that could undo the petrification.
01:52Senku is so awesome!
01:54I want to be just like him!
01:57Wow. You kids certainly do love him, don't you?
02:00I know. Let's hear a word from our fantastic fae leader. He must have some wisdom to share.
02:06Well, Senku!
02:09What can I say? That was absolutely riveting.
02:12I mean, how could I hope to top all of that?
02:15Your Super Stone World Foundation story was epic.
02:18Just trying to hold back my tears.
02:21So, Gin, maybe you should quit running your mouth and put your hands to work.
02:25Got me! I admit I was procrastinating a bit.
02:34Anyway, before long he used the miracle fluid to bring back this super tough guy named Tsukasa.
02:45We live in the Stone World now. A paradise that hasn't been ruined by greed.
02:51I think we should only revive the young and pure hearted.
02:54And make sure that we keep this world natural and not owned by anyone.
03:00This is our chance to purify humanity.
03:03Don't you agree with me, Senku?
03:09No, I don't. That speech didn't move me one millimeter.
03:14I'm going to use the awesome power of science to rescue every last person.
03:21To put it lightly, this was an agermade disagreement.
03:26So, while Tsukasa is all like, let's build a new world and revived the strongest people to join him,
03:32Senku decided to build a kingdom of science right here in this village in order to fight him.
03:37The kingdom of science rules!
03:40Tsukasa stinks!
03:41By the way, Senku, the reason we worked so quickly on the cell phone was so we could execute a preemptive strike on Tsukasa.
03:49We should get moving soon, right? Spring's around the corner and they're going to come knocking.
03:54So what's next?
03:56What's next?
03:57Well, we've got to finish our ridiculously awesome science project and make this super item.
04:02And what is this super item?
04:04It's going to take agility and speed to defeat the Tsukasa Empire.
04:09That's why we'll need plenty of humanity's greatest survival science creations.
04:14We're whipping up space food.
04:16Huh? Space food?
04:19What's that?
04:21Yes, here we go again!
04:23Senku's got another craft that could never exist in the stone world.
04:32So what is space? I was wondering.
04:35Up there. It's that bad place way, way above the sky.
04:39Woohoo!
04:41I'm starting to get excited again. I can barely contain myself.
04:44But it's just food though, right?
04:47Kinda. But with an upgrade.
04:49We're making our favorite foxtail millet ramen battle ready.
04:53Oh!
04:55Oh me! I can help you Senku!
04:58I want ramen so bad right now!
05:00Really? Like super bad?
05:02Jinro, calm down.
05:04It's serious.
05:06Okay, but why do we need this, uh, space ramen for the battle?
05:09Is the plan of attack to launch lots of steaming hot bowls of it at the enemy?
05:14Good guess. But I doubt it's that, father.
05:18There isn't any gravity way up in space. Not to mention any room or time to sit down for a meal.
05:24This stuff is quick to prepare and mega nutritious.
05:28It's also small, light, and ultra portable.
05:31I'm talking about the ridiculously well thought out scientific delicacy that is space food.
05:36I see.
05:38Tsukasa won't attack in the winter partly because he wants more men.
05:41But that's not the only reason for him to wait.
05:44It's a pretty obvious problem.
05:47In this stone world, an ice cold winter battlefield is a frozen version of hell.
05:52But to us, that's just another hurdle we can clear by using science.
05:55Once we develop a warm proper meal that we can prepare instantly, then we'll have a 10 billion percent advantage.
06:02A winter battle's ultimate weapon.
06:05Warm science food is gonna keep us powered up!
06:07It'll give our bodies and their fears the best we need!
06:10Space food sounds bad!
06:12This is it. The final super item we need for our attack on the Tsukasa Empire.
06:17Let's get started.
06:19Ha! Leave it to us to make the ramen, Senku!
06:22Now that everyone in the village has come together, we can be more efficient than ever before.
06:29Yeah! The maker team's gotta keep up with you!
06:32So we're gonna have to build some kind of machine to turn regular ramen into space ramen!
06:37How will that work exactly? Looks like you have a plan.
06:41We're gonna vacuum the ramen. Take all the air out. Just like before.
06:46Oh! Like when we built the cell phones. Those vacuum tubes were a real pain in the neck.
06:51Wait! Did you say vacuum the ramen? I'm lost!
06:56Gah!
07:00Gah!
07:01Gah!
07:10Gah!
07:11The batch of ramen is done.
07:18Now we just gotta put it in some balls and soup sod!
07:20Not true. That won't be necessary.
07:23We're gonna be freezing it all solid!
07:25It's cold, so why do we have to freeze all this delicious ramen?
07:31The rules are the rules.
07:33Stop your whining and get to work, Dean Rowe.
07:35So, this is space ramen?
07:56Not quite. It's just frozen right now.
07:59The goal is to lighten the hell out of this stuff so our troops can be super well-fed while on the go.
08:03You want to lighten the ramen?
08:07You mean...
08:08Oh, yeah. You know it. We're making cup noodles.
08:13This will be the birth of freeze-dried food in the stone world.
08:17Freeze-dried, huh?
08:19I mean, I've heard of it, of course. But how exactly are we supposed to do that?
08:24Just like it sounds. By literally freezing it and then drying it.
08:28That's really all there is to it.
08:30When you freeze food, the moisture inside turns to ice.
08:34Yeah, obviously. I get that part. So then what?
08:37Then you put the frozen food in a vacuum.
08:40And the total lack of air in the environment will sublimate the ice.
08:44Poof!
08:45Turning it directly into vapor.
08:48Thus completely drying out the food.
08:50Which makes it ultra-tiny and lightweight.
08:52All this stuff is way too complicated for me.
08:56So how exactly do we pull off the poof?
08:59Oh, shit.
09:02So what you got?
09:03Hey, let's lift.
09:04Sorry, but I didn't want the innocent, pure-hearted ones to hear this.
09:16Kinro and Kokuyo wouldn't approve.
09:19I can sense an under-headed...
09:21Sounds like Sinkum and Ken are meeting in secret.
09:25Quiz time!
09:25Can you name the key to the Tsukusa Empire?
09:28Which of the following three options is the unifying force that holds the people within it together?
09:33A. Food.
09:35B. Hot chick.
09:37C. Tsukusa himself.
09:40C. Obviously.
09:41Bingo!
09:42Ten billion points!
09:44Tsukusa himself.
09:46He was already a charismatic popular celebrity.
09:49Thanks to his strongest primate high schooler title.
09:53So what I think is that in order to break them apart,
09:57we simply need to enlist a celebrity of our own.
10:00Someone who's as famous and popular as Tsukusa.
10:03Hey!
10:05I'm Lillian Weinberg, y'all!
10:08A woman's voice?
10:10From that record!
10:12Not bad, eh?
10:14I can fake it somewhat.
10:16Far from perfect, though.
10:17You know, that was close.
10:19Very close, actually.
10:21Even so, it's still ten billion percent obvious that you're a dude.
10:24So that's a problem.
10:26Yes, it is!
10:29However, hearing it over a phone with poor sound quality like ours...
10:33And what's the voice on the record is authentication.
10:40Bingo!
10:40A hundred billion points!
10:42What are they talking about?
10:44They'll hear the raw power of Lillian's live singing over the phone.
10:48A voice so unmistakably of Lillian, it could only belong to her.
10:52Oh, yeah.
10:52It does belong to her.
10:53However, they won't have a choice.
10:56They'll have to believe that Lillian's alive on the other end of the line.
10:59From America, this is Lillian Weinberg.
11:05People of Japan, please listen.
11:07The world hasn't really collapsed.
11:10In fact, the United States has already recovered.
11:13Help is on the way to Japan, so please stand by.
11:17I see.
11:18You'll deceive everyone on the other side with false help.
11:21Offered by a zombie, Lillian, created to tell a big, sad lie.
11:24Oh, yeah.
11:27We're definitely going to wind up in the house with it.
11:31Okay, got it.
11:32We'll settle the details later.
11:34Let's go with that plan.
11:35Is that quick?
11:36No way!
11:39Got it, Mom!
11:40Well, I don't get it at all!
11:46I think you're going to need to spell out the plan from the top, Mentalist.
11:49Real slow.
11:50Step by step, then.
11:53One, get the phone to Taiju and Yuzuriha.
11:56Two, they show it to Tsukasa's army.
11:58And three, we play them Lillian's song.
12:01Then, the trip.
12:02Howdy!
12:03Calling from America.
12:05The world hasn't actually collapsed, y'all.
12:09They think the old world's been destroyed and every country wiped out.
12:13That's the only reason they're following their great leader, Tsukasa.
12:16Well, to be fair, it was destroyed.
12:17But, if they think that America's back in action and help is on the way, then that'll change their entire calculus.
12:25Once the bulk of Tsukasa's army has switched from his side to ours, we coordinate using our cell phones.
12:30We conquer them in one swift move, without spilling a drop of blood.
12:34Wait, won't they figure out you lied at that point?
12:38Yeah, but who cares? With Tsukasa and Hyoga down, we can worry about sorting the rest of the mess out later.
12:44Leave it to the Mentalist to come up with a 10 billion percent underhanded plan like that.
12:48So exciting.
12:49Naturally, everyone in the Tsukasa Empire is going to hate our guts for playing such a cruel trick on them.
12:57There's no helping it, though.
13:00Keep this a secret from the rest of the villagers, okay?
13:03I don't think we need any villains besides the two of us old worlders.
13:06Sure, great idea. Except now that you've told me I'm an accomplice.
13:16Hey, you were the one who barged in on our private conversation.
13:19Quite literally.
13:22Well, I'll be the one carrying out the plan anyway.
13:25You'll need a technician on hand to set up that giant-ass cell phone, won't you?
13:29They'll recognize you, not me.
13:31We'll go to hell together, the three of us.
13:44But in exchange, we'll save 7 billion people.
14:01All right. Mission team's set and ready to go.
14:19Three people with three jobs.
14:22Chrome, the engineer.
14:24Magma, the hauler.
14:26And Gin, the guide.
14:28Huh. Seems like there's a problem you're forgetting.
14:31The Tsukasa army scout.
14:34Homura.
14:35From the lack of snow on the branches,
14:37I think it's safe to assume she's been keeping watch from that hill over there.
14:41You can see that?
14:43How's that possible?
14:44Smart place to watch from.
14:46It's right on the path between here and the Tsukasa Empire.
14:50If they find out we're planning a preemptive strike,
14:52or even worse, learn that we managed to create a cell phone,
14:55then it's all over.
14:57What if we have the team set out in the middle of the night?
15:00We're carrying vacuum tubes, though.
15:02If we trip in the dark, then they'll break.
15:05Think you could outrun her?
15:06Hauling all this stuff? No way!
15:08And Homura is rather ass-faced.
15:10An easy fit.
15:12We're gonna lure the Empire Scout away from her position with the help of a super science guy,
15:17while she's distracted, the mission team moves.
15:20And what exactly is this super science statue?
15:24If you run electricity through water, it sends hydrogen and oxygen bubbling out.
15:28The mixed gas you get is called a detonating gas.
15:32Use it to inflate a deer bladder like a balloon,
15:35and you've got yourself a weapon that'll make a wimpy explosion,
15:38but a ridiculously loud noise.
15:40In other words, a sonic bomb.
15:46Right, here we go.
15:47Time for our preemptive strike.
15:50Detonate sonic bombs!
16:02Move!
16:03Now!
16:03The other side!
16:04Go!
16:05Go!
16:05Go!
16:10We're bringing the battle to the Tsukasai Empire.
16:14The epic stone wars are about to begin.
16:19This is exhilarating.
16:21Get excited!
16:22Go!
16:45夜行くか左行くかどうだいどうだい?
16:48僕と違うならばここでさよなら
16:53あっちのミスこっちのミス
16:57二人恥みしてるようなそんな暇はない
17:03先へ急げ未開の楽天
17:10白熱の衝動そこにある掴みたけりゃ
17:17手を伸ばせ枯れ果てた
17:22ここに留まうなら
17:25君だとしても僕は希望向け
17:40ずっと指食に作られた
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