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00:00One day a very long time ago, there was a strange flash of light. It appeared suddenly out of nowhere, covering the entire world.
00:13In the blink of an eye, that wave of light turned every man, woman, and child to stone.
00:33Afterwards, everything began to collapse. Buildings decayed into rubble, and over time, all traces of civilization disappeared.
00:42What humanity had spent millennia building was gone forever. What a shame.
00:50However, there was one man who refused to give up.
00:55Though he was petrified, he never lost consciousness.
00:59He figured that the date and time were far too important to lose track of, so he stayed awake, counting the seconds one by one.
01:08He is one ad-bay dude.
01:11That man? You know him.
01:14It's our friend Senku.
01:18And one summer day, thousands of years after humankind was petrified, Senku woke up, all alone.
01:27He found himself in an empty, primitive earth.
01:31Now I probably would have just died from shock right then and there.
01:35But since Senku is a brilliant scientist with an amazing mind, he figured out how to make his own food, clothing, and shelter.
01:47Eventually, he developed the miracle fluid that could undo the petrification.
01:52Senku is so awesome!
01:54I want to be just like him!
01:57Wow. You kids certainly do love him, don't you?
02:00I know. Let's hear a word from our fantastic fae leader. He must have some wisdom to share.
02:06Well, Senku?
02:09What can I say? That was absolutely riveting.
02:12I mean, how could I hope to top all of that?
02:15Your Super Stone World Foundation story was epic. Just trying to hold back my tears.
02:21So, Gin, maybe you should quit running your mouth and put your hands to work.
02:25Got me! I admit I was procrastinating a bit.
02:34Anyway, before long he used the miracle fluid to bring back this super tough guy named Tsukasa.
02:45We live in the Stone World now. A paradise that hasn't been ruined by greed.
02:51I think we should only revive the young and pure hearted.
02:54And make sure that we keep this world natural and not owned by anyone.
03:00This is our chance to purify humanity.
03:03Don't you agree with me, Senku?
03:09No, I don't. That speech didn't move me one millimeter.
03:13I'm going to use the awesome power of science to rescue every last person.
03:22To put it lightly, this was an agermade disagreement.
03:26So, while Tsukasa is all like, let's build a new world and revived the strongest people to join him,
03:32Senku decided to build a kingdom of science right here in this village in order to fight him.
03:37The kingdom of science rules!
03:40Tsukasa stinks!
03:42By the way, Senku, the reason we worked so quickly on the cell phone was so we could execute a preemptive strike on Tsukasa.
03:49We should get moving soon, right?
03:51Spring's around the corner and they're going to come knocking.
03:54So what's next?
03:56What's next?
03:57Well, we've got to finish our ridiculously awesome science project and make this super item.
04:03And what is this super item?
04:05It's going to take agility and speed to defeat the Tsukasa Empire.
04:09That's why we'll need plenty of humanity's greatest survival science creations.
04:14We're whipping up space food.
04:17Oh, space food?
04:19What's that?
04:21Yes, here we go again!
04:24Senku's got another craft that could never exist in the stone world.
04:32So what is space? I was wondering.
04:35Up there, it's that bad place way, way above the sky.
04:39Woohoo!
04:41I'm starting to get excited again! I can barely contain myself!
04:45But it's just food though, right?
04:47Kinda, but with an upgrade.
04:48We're making our favorite foxtail millet ramen battle ready.
04:53Oh!
04:55Oh, me! I can help you, Senku!
04:57I want ramen so bad right now!
04:59Really? Like super bad?
05:02Jinro, calm down.
05:04Serious.
05:05Okay, but why do we need this, uh, space ramen for the battle?
05:10Is the plan of attack to launch lots of steaming hot bowls of it at the enemy?
05:15Good guess, but I doubt it's that, Father.
05:19There isn't any gravity way up in space, not to mention any room or time to sit down for a meal.
05:24This stuff is quick to prepare and mega nutritious.
05:28It's also small, light, and ultra portable.
05:31I'm talking about the ridiculously well thought out scientific delicacy that is space food.
05:35I see.
05:36Tsukasa won't attack in the winter partly because he wants more men, but that's not the only reason for him to wait.
05:44It's a pretty obvious problem. In this stone world, an ice cold winter battlefield is a frozen version of hell. But to us, that's just another hurdle we can clear by using science. Once we develop a warm proper meal that we can prepare instantly, then we'll have a 10 billion percent advantage. A winter battle's ultimate weapon.
06:04Warm science food is gonna keep us powered up! It'll give our bodies and our fears the boost we need!
06:10Space food sounds bad!
06:12This is it. The final super item we need for our attack on the Tsukasa Empire. Let's get started.
06:19Ha! Leave it to us to make the ramen, Sinku!
06:23Now that everyone in the village has come together, we can be more efficient than ever before!
06:28Yeah! The maker team's gotta keep up with you! So we're gonna have to build some kind of machine to turn regular ramen into space ramen!
06:37How will that work exactly? Looks like you have a plan.
06:40We're gonna vacuum the ramen. Take all the air out. Just like before.
06:44Oh! Like when we built the cell phones! Those vacuum tubes were a real pain in the neck!
06:52Wait! Did you say vacuum the ramen? I'm lost!
06:56Tch!
07:01Aaaaah!
07:02Aaaaah!
07:09Uhh!
07:10Aaaaaah!
07:12Okay! This batch of ramen is done!
07:15Aaaaaah! Now we just gotta put it in some balls and soup sauce!
07:19Not true. That won't be necessary.
07:22We're going to be freezing it all solid!
07:25It's cold, so why do we have to freeze all this delicious ramen?
07:31The rules are the rules.
07:33Stop your whining and get to work, Dean Rowe.
07:35So, this is space ramen?
07:56Not quite. It's just frozen right now.
07:59The goal is to lighten the hell out of this stuff so our troops can be super well-fed while on the go.
08:03You want to lighten the ramen?
08:07You mean...
08:08Oh, yeah. You know it. We're making cup noodles.
08:13This will be the birth of freeze-dried food in the stone world.
08:17Freeze-dried, huh?
08:19I mean, I've heard of it, of course, but how exactly are we supposed to do that?
08:24Just like it sounds. By literally freezing it and then drying it.
08:28That's really all there is to it.
08:30When you freeze food, the moisture inside turns to ice.
08:34Yeah, obviously, I get that part. So then what?
08:37Then you put the frozen food in a vacuum, and the total lack of air in the environment will sublimate the ice.
08:44Poof!
08:45Turning it directly into vapor.
08:48Thus, completely drying out the food, which makes it ultra-tiny and lightweight.
08:52All this stuff is way too complicated for me.
08:56So, how exactly do we pull off the poop part?
09:00Well, that's where the Maker team comes in.
09:03Ha-ha! Our team's done it again!
09:12Yo, check this!
09:14We went through hell to make our water wheel before, but we were able to use it here.
09:18To power our freeze-drying machine!
09:21Oh!
09:22I'm impressed, Chrom and Kasaki. Way to go!
09:26Everything we have...
09:28It's made by using things we all built together with Sinku.
09:31Yeah, that's the same thing humanity did.
09:37Working away for thousands and thousands of years.
09:41That's science.
09:42Beats your eyes, everyone.
09:51Freeze-dried ramen acquired.
09:55Hell yeah!
09:56Hold on, what is that stuff?
09:58Well, it does look small and lightweight.
10:00But, uh, it looks totally disgusting.
10:03Like it's all tough and spongy.
10:06Yeah, just watch.
10:08Can you actually eat that, though?
10:16Fine, I'll be the guinea pig!
10:19Science users are naturally brave people.
10:21We're not afraid to try out new things.
10:23You said something like that before.
10:26Yeah, I'm pretty sure you just want to eat the ramen before we do.
10:34No!
10:35No!
10:38So bad that I regret the best way possible to eat me and delicious!
10:46Here we go!
12:47I know the times are tough, just down and out, putting my faith in tomorrow.
12:54I am ready to go.
12:58That song's like the constant background music, huh?
13:01Wow.
13:02Who'd have thought?
13:03Fear Lillian's still the world's diva.
13:06Even in this age, everyone's in love.
13:09I could never get tired of a voice that was so full of beauty.
13:12I think Suga says Arami, she could see her beautiful singing, too.
13:16It's so beautiful, it's making me cry.
13:19Hey, maybe if they did hear it, they would decide to throw their weapons away.
13:23Although I wish that were the case, the song is way too familiar to people from our age.
13:28So I don't think it alone will be enough to bring them to their knees.
13:31Besides, with this audio quality...
13:34Wait, the audio quality...
13:37I'll be thinking of the same thing I always do...
13:42Always do...
13:46Just come up already.
13:58Tell me what you want.
14:05Hey-ya!
14:08Sorry, but I didn't want the innocent, pure-hearted ones to hear this.
14:12Kinro and Kokuyo wouldn't approve.
14:14I can sense an under-headed scheme brewing here.
14:19Well, you know me.
14:23All we need is the record and our pair of cell phones.
14:26With my plan, we can defeat the Tsukasa Empire and save seven billion people with a bloodless siege.
14:33But if God really is watching us...
14:37Then surely Ishigami Senku and Asagiri Gen will be keeping each other company in hell forever.
14:44I'm not worried.
14:48God hasn't been a part of the world of science for practically ten billion years.
14:52So what you got?
14:54Hey, man's list.
14:55Sorry, but I didn't want the innocent, pure-hearted ones to hear this.
15:07Kinro and Kokuyo wouldn't approve.
15:10I can sense an under-headed scheme...
15:12It sounds like Senku and Ken are meeting in secret.
15:16Quiz time!
15:17Can you name the key to the Tsukasa Empire?
15:19Which of the following three options is the unifying force that holds the people within it together?
15:25A. Food
15:26B. Hot chick
15:28C. Tsukasa himself
15:30C. Obviously
15:32Bingo! Ten billion points!
15:35Tsukasa himself
15:36He was already a charismatic popular celebrity
15:39Thanks to his strongest primate high schooler title.
15:44So what I think
15:45Is that in order to break them apart
15:48We simply need to enlist a celebrity of our own
15:51Someone who's as famous and popular as Tsukasa
15:53Hey! I'm Lillian Weinberg, y'all!
15:59A woman's voice?
16:01From that record!
16:03Not bad, eh?
16:05I can fake it somewhat.
16:07Far from perfect, though.
16:09You know, that was close.
16:10Very close, actually.
16:12Even so, it's still ten billion percent obvious that you're a dude.
16:16So that's a problem.
16:17Yes, it is.
16:19However, hearing it over a phone with poor sound quality like ours
16:24What if the voice on the record is authentication?
16:31Bingo! A hundred billion points!
16:33What are they talking about?
16:35They'll hear the raw power of Lillian's live singing over the phone.
16:39A voice so unmistakably of Lillian could only belong to her.
16:43Oh, yeah. It does belong to her.
16:45They won't have a choice.
16:47They'll have to believe that Lillian's alive on the other end of the line.
16:53From America, this is Lillian Weinberg.
16:56People of Japan, please listen.
16:58The world hasn't really collapsed.
17:00In fact, the United States has already recovered.
17:04Help is on the way to Japan, so please stand by.
17:08I see.
17:09You'll deceive everyone on the other side with false hope.
17:12Offered by a zombie Lillian created to tell a big fat lie.
17:16Oh, yeah.
17:18We're definitely going to wind up in the house with it.
17:22Okay, got it.
17:23We'll settle the details later.
17:25Let's go with that plan.
17:26Is that quick?
17:27No way!
17:27I think you're going to need to spell out the plan from the top, Menalist.
17:40Real slow.
17:42Step by step, then.
17:44One, get the phone to Taiju and Yuzuriha.
17:47Two, they show it to Tsukasa's army.
17:49And three, we play them Lillian's song.
17:52Then, the trip.
17:54Howdy, calling from America.
17:55The world hasn't actually collapsed, y'all.
18:00They think the old world's been destroyed and every country wiped out.
18:04That's the only reason they're following their great leader Tsukasa.
18:07Well, to be fair, it was destroyed.
18:09But if they think that America's back in action and help is on the way, then that'll change their entire calculus.
18:15Once the bulk of Tsukasa's army is switched from his side to ours, we coordinate using our cell phones.
18:21We conquer them in one swift move without spilling a drop of blood.
18:27Wait, won't they figure out you lied at that point?
18:29Yeah, but who cares?
18:31With Tsukasa and Hyoga down, we can worry about sorting the rest of the mess out later.
18:35Leave it to the mentalists to come up with a 10 billion percent underhanded plan like that.
18:39So exciting.
18:40Naturally, everyone in the Tsukasa Empire is going to hate our guts for playing such a cruel trick on them.
18:49There's no helping it, though.
18:51Keep this a secret from the rest of the villagers, okay?
18:54I don't think we need any villains besides the two of us old worlders.
18:58Sure, great idea.
19:04Except now that you've told me I'm an accomplice.
19:07Hey, you were the one who barged in on our private conversation.
19:10Quite literally.
19:13Well, I'll be the one carrying out the plan anyway.
19:16You'll need a technician on hand to set up that giant-ass cell phone, won't you?
19:20They'll recognize you, not me.
19:22We'll go to hell together, the three of us.
19:36But in exchange, we'll save seven billion people.
19:52All right, mission team's set and ready to go.
20:10Three people with three jobs.
20:13Chrome, the engineer.
20:15Magma, the hauler.
20:17And Gin, the guide.
20:19Huh, seems like there's a problem you're forgetting.
20:21The Tsukasa army scout.
20:25Homura.
20:26From the lack of snow on the branches,
20:28I think it's safe to assume she's been keeping watch from that hill over there.
20:32You can see that?
20:34How's that possible?
20:36Smart place to watch from.
20:37It's right on the path between here and the Tsukasa Empire.
20:41If they find out we're planning a preemptive strike,
20:43or even worse, learn that we managed to create a cell phone,
20:46then it's all over.
20:48What if we have the team set out in the middle of the night?
20:51We're carrying vacuum tubes, though.
20:53If we trip in the dark, then they'll break.
20:56Think you could outrun her?
20:57Hauling all this stuff?
20:58No way!
20:59And Homura is rather ass-faced.
21:01An easy face.
21:03We're gonna lure the Empire Scout away from her position with the help of a super science guy,
21:08while she's distracted from mission team moves.
21:10And what exactly is this super science statue?
21:14If you run electricity through water, it sends hydrogen and oxygen bubbling out.
21:20The mixed gas you get is called a detonating gas.
21:23Use it to inflate a deer bladder like a balloon,
21:26and you've got yourself a weapon that'll make a wimpy explosion,
21:29but a ridiculously loud noise.
21:31In other words, a sonic bomb.
21:37Right, here we go.
21:39Time for our preemptive strike.
21:41Detonate sonic bombs!
21:53Move!
21:54Now!
21:54The other side!
21:55We're bringing the battle to the Tsukasai Empire.
22:05The epic stone wars are about to begin.
22:10This is exhilarating.
22:12Get excited!
22:13The epic stone wars are about to begin.
22:43The epic stone wars are about to begin.
23:13The epic stone wars are about to begin.
23:43This is the epic stone wars are about to begin.
23:44The epic stone wars are about to begin.
23:44This is super early in the end.
23:45This is just a principally humidmoon.
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