00:00From the man they call PTA, cause he's your favorite director's parent and teacher, comes a film about the true cost of the American dream.
00:18To have a whole ass bowling alley in your basement.
00:24So sick! Now who do I gotta kill for time crisis and an air hockey table?
00:28There will be blood.
00:31Return to an era where the men were men and the women were silent or died off camera.
00:38She died in childbirth.
00:40And witness the rise and fall, er...
00:44Fall and rise of an oil tycoon as he devours land.
00:48What's this? Why don't I own this?
00:52Resources.
00:53There's a whole ocean of oil under our feet!
00:56No one can get at it except for me!
00:58And people like he was Armie Hammer on a third date.
01:01I told you I would eat you!
01:04We're family!
01:05In this epic portrait that delivers all the blood promised in the title, plus a bunch of other fluids for good measure.
01:11There will be milk, didn't have the same ring to it.
01:20Mary, bring them some milk and goat's milk.
01:23I drink your milkshake!
01:27Daniel Day-Lewis is transcendent as Daniel Plainview, who went so deep into character, everyone on set had to call him Daniel in this epic performance that inspired generations of men to try out the voice.
01:44DRAIN-AGE!
01:47DRAIN-AGE!
01:50As we follow this oil-based vampire disguised as a businessman.
01:55He hates mankind.
01:57I hate most people.
01:58He shuns the church.
02:00I'd like you to be part of our church.
02:02I'll pay you $5,000.
02:04And is a soulless husk who haunts an empty castle.
02:09Or viewed through a more modern lens.
02:11He's a total alpha who stays winning on his hustle grind set.
02:14Put your hands up!
02:21He never gets laid, but he does lay the pipe.
02:27What other actor on earth could go toe-to-toe with DDL in his prime?
02:31Not their first choice, apparently.
02:33So Paul Dano stepped into the part of Eli's Sunday on two days notice.
02:38He's Daniel's kindred spirit.
02:40Except he plays profit for profits.
02:43$10,000.
02:45For what?
02:46For my church.
02:47That's a good one.
02:48With a face like the mouse who got the cookie.
02:51And a voice like air escaping from a sassy balloon.
02:54The devil is in your hands and I will suck it out.
02:58Thrill as Dan and Eli take turns destroying each other with faith and logic.
03:03I've abandoned my boy!
03:05I am a false prophet.
03:06God is a superstition!
03:08Until they end up asking each other, what do the five fingers say to the face?
03:14You know you're watching a great film when Paul Dano gets his ass beat.
03:29Tell me where they are!
03:32Stay still!
03:34Oh, that's s***!
03:36Theirs isn't even the most f***ed up relationship.
03:39There's Henry, a con man who commits the sin of reminding us the movie was written in the mid-2000s.
03:46I'm your brother.
03:49I'm another mother.
03:50H.W. Plainview, Daniel's adopted son, who he loves like the fruitcake in a Christmas basket.
03:57That s*** from a basket!
03:59That s*** from a basket!
04:01And H.M. Tilford, whose legacy would live on as the man who inspired the best sketch of the last 20 years.
04:09I told H.M. Tilford where he could shove that.
04:12One man came close to breaking me, H.R. Pickens. He did not succeed.
04:18For I crushed him into the ground!
04:20One night I'm gonna come to you inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm gonna cut your throat.
04:25What?
04:27Words cannot convey the majesty and tragedy of this cinematic masterpiece.
04:32Literally, the first 15 minutes are silent, filled with practical sequences that would make Christopher Nolan soilless britches.
04:39All set to a score from Radiohead's Johnny Greenwood that will leave you as anxious and unsettled as Tom York dancing.
04:49So if you're working in Hollywood and trying to revitalize the industry, recreate whatever was in the water in 2007,
05:00when this and No Country for Old Men were filming so close to each other, the smoke from this explosion delayed filming on the other.
05:08Because just one year later, the movies would never be the same.
05:13I am Iron Man.
05:14I'm finished!
05:15I am Iron Man.
05:16I'm finished!
05:18Starring...
05:20Daniel Doug Lowest.
05:22Non-Profit.
05:23Antwiii-
05:25Oh, no?
05:26He's gone?
05:27Oh.
05:28Basket Case.
05:29Reppin' Wolf.
05:30Oh Brother Who Art Thou?
05:32Hey, that's Paul F. Tompkins.
05:34How Your Parents Claim They Got To School Every Morning.
05:41And Rude Awakenings.
05:47That is ready.
05:52Uh oh.
05:54Daniel?
05:55What?
05:56Daniel Playview, the house is on fire!
06:06Monsters, Inc.
06:09Anyone else ever randomly think about the Tamagotchi you threw out in grade school?
06:12I've abandoned my child!
06:14I've abandoned my child!
06:17I've abandoned my boy!
06:19Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, Hooterville Junction.
06:27If Whoopi Goldberg had married Peter Cushing, she'd have been called Whoopi Cushing.
06:34Karaoke isn't about sounding good, it's about sounding terrible.
06:39Together.
06:40I Cristina on the same day.
06:41And the other day weeping had broken here.
06:42I can't find a little bit more.
06:43I'm sorry.
06:44What about the name of pats?
06:45There.
06:46Let me go.
06:47Here we go.
06:48I'm sorry.
06:49I'm sorry.
06:50There.
06:51I can't be a good one.
06:52I can't be a good one.
06:53Lot's to come with me.
06:54I'm sorry.
06:55There, there.
06:56There.
06:57There.
06:58There, there.
06:59There, there.
07:00There.
07:01There.
07:02There.
07:03There.
07:04There.
07:05There.
07:06There.
07:07Is there.
