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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.

00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!

00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!

00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!

00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!

00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!

00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:00:27You are such a simpleton!

00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!

00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this on to yourself!

00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:00:40Right back at you!

00:00:42I fucking hate you!

00:00:44I fucking hate you more!

00:01:00So, you were arrested. Again!

00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.

00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!

00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.

00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!

00:01:28Good boy!

00:01:29Oh!

00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:31Hey!

00:01:32I'm here, we are!

00:01:33Oh!

00:01:34Oh!

00:01:35Oh!

00:01:36Oh!

00:01:37Oh!

00:01:38Oh!

00:01:39Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:41Hey!

00:01:42I'm here, we are!

00:01:43Oh!

00:01:44Hey, Jane!

00:01:45Oh!

00:01:46Oh!

00:01:47Oh!

00:01:48Oh!

00:01:49Oh!

00:01:50Come on, Gucci!

00:01:51Let's go!

00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.

00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.

00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.

00:02:09I make my own money.

00:02:11See, see.

00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord.

00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man foam.

00:02:18That means free underwear for life.

00:02:20For life.

00:02:21Some parents would be proud.

00:02:22Yeah?

00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.

00:02:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Volino Cosmetics.

00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?

00:02:38Alright, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?

00:02:40And don't be late.

00:02:41Bye, Dad.

00:02:43Bye, Dad.

00:02:54Excuse me.

00:02:55Hello, my Gucci.

00:02:56Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?

00:02:57He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?

00:02:58Like you, Amelia.

00:02:59Good one, Romulus.

00:03:00Good one, Romulus.

00:03:17us. These are great. I still don't have what I'm looking for. Do you guys mind staying

00:03:38a little longer? No problem. Cool. Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard

00:03:43print. Hi. Michelangelo. Chantal. Nice to meet you. I couldn't notice how hot you are. I've

00:03:57got tickets to the premiere. Hold that up. Hey, Dad. Where the hell were you? Dad, I'm

00:04:09in a photo shoot. You're supposed to be at the office. Geppetto came here all the way

00:04:14from Milano. I can meet him later. Now the suit lady's back on the plane again. Well, you're

00:04:19the one who planned the meeting during my shoot. Michelangelo, you are 31 years old. You got

00:04:24to stop acting like an idiot teenager. You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company

00:04:29right now. You interned. You went to business school. You have potential. But you say you

00:04:36want to be the CEO? Well, you're going to have to prove it. Because so far, I ain't seen

00:04:42the end date from you. Bye, Dad.

00:04:47Hey. You okay?

00:04:51Yeah. But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me.

00:05:06So, it's a really rare form of cancer. Luckily, my doctors did catch it early. Oh, my God.

00:05:18There is an experimental treatment. But it's really expensive. And the insurance doesn't

00:05:25cover it. Don't worry about that. I have money saved. I'll find the rest. We will figure

00:05:32this out, okay? We're going to get through this. Together. Thank you. Oh, yeah.

00:05:38Oh, yeah.

00:05:51Ciao, Gucci. Did she have a good walk? What's wrong?

00:05:58Yeah. I'm sorry. This is with you. No, no, no. Forget about it. I'm sorry about

00:06:07your sister. The treatments are just really expensive. I have a savings for my doggie

00:06:14daycare, my dream, but it's only enough for one treatment. And who knows how many she's

00:06:22going to need? Betsy practically raised us. After her parents passed, I would do anything

00:06:28for her.

00:06:31Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.

00:06:36You do?

00:06:37Hmm. Come back tonight.

00:06:40And, uh, make something nice.

00:06:45Come on, baby.

00:06:47I guess.

00:06:52Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.

00:06:58Except for the dog hair.

00:07:01Well, come with me. I have someone I want you to meet.

00:07:05Are they from Italy?

00:07:07Yes.

00:07:08Wow.

00:07:08Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.

00:07:12Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son. I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday,

00:07:19huh?

00:07:19Mm-hmm.

00:07:20Yeah.

00:07:20Aren't you the cleaning lady?

00:07:23I'm a dog walker.

00:07:24Don't be so defensive.

00:07:27I wasn't.

00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted. I have some unfinished business to do.

00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?

00:07:39That'd be really hard.

00:07:41Hey, arrivederci, huh?

00:07:43Do you want to do me a favor?

00:07:56What?

00:07:57Exactly.

00:08:05How does it look?

00:08:06Not half bad.

00:08:07I mean, it's fine.

00:08:10Whatever.

00:08:13Let's do some sexy ones, okay?

00:08:16Or not.

00:08:17I don't feel like being your photographer all night.

00:08:20You work for my dad.

00:08:21You have to do what I say.

00:08:22You don't look like Romulus to me.

00:08:24Just a few more pictures.

00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.

00:08:29I don't need Tinder.

00:08:30I'm an underwear model.

00:08:32My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.

00:08:35Whatever.

00:08:36For me another.

00:08:42I told you I'm...

00:08:43Now!

00:08:47Fine.

00:08:53See, dog walker?

00:08:55That wasn't so hard.

00:08:59What the fuck?

00:09:01This is fucking product!

00:09:02What the fuck?

00:09:03What the fuck?

00:09:05What the fuck?

00:09:06Oh!

00:09:08Asshole!

00:09:09You crazy bitch!

00:09:12Amelia!

00:09:13Whoa!

00:09:13What's wrong?

00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink,

00:09:17and she flipped out!

00:09:18I'm sorry, Romulus,

00:09:20but your son is a prick.

00:09:21I'm gonna be leaving.

00:09:22No, no, no, please.

00:09:22I apologize.

00:09:24My son, he's immature.

00:09:26All right?

00:09:27And that's why I invited you to put forward it.

00:09:31Please.

00:09:31All right?

00:09:32Just have a seat.

00:09:33All right?

00:09:34And I promise he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.

00:09:36Won't you, son?

00:09:38So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.

00:09:44Cancer?

00:09:45Yeah.

00:09:46And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.

00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.

00:09:54Okay.

00:09:55I want the business.

00:09:56Yeah.

00:09:57I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.

00:10:04What kind of deal?

00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.

00:10:08No.

00:10:10You two just have to get married, that's all.

00:10:13What?

00:10:14What?

00:10:15Romulus, what are you saying?

00:10:17I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.

00:10:19Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.

00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.

00:10:26Colangelo, look.

00:10:28You have to grow up before you can run out business.

00:10:30And the best way to do that is to get married.

00:10:33We're not even a match.

00:10:35We hate each other.

00:10:36At least I do.

00:10:37Obviously.

00:10:38See?

00:10:39There's something uncommon already.

00:10:41Look, you know,

00:10:42My wife and I, we were opposites.

00:10:46Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.

00:10:50She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.

00:10:54I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?

00:10:56But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.

00:11:00You two have chemistry.

00:11:02Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.

00:11:04As if.

00:11:06Romulus, isn't there another way?

00:11:08I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.

00:11:10Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?

00:11:13Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment

00:11:15if you just agree to this arrangement.

00:11:22What's it gonna be?

00:11:26What's it gonna be?

00:11:30Fine.

00:11:31I'll do it.

00:11:32For Betsy.

00:11:37Colangelo,

00:11:38It's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.

00:11:41If you're not gonna agree to marry her,

00:11:44then you're gonna lose the business.

00:11:47And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.

00:11:50What the hell, Dad?

00:11:54Fuck it.

00:11:55Fine.

00:11:56I'll do it.

00:11:57Now, let's just go into the office now.

00:12:01The lorries have already drafted the contract.

00:12:03And, son, we're gonna need some champagne.

00:12:07You're in my mind.

00:12:08Try and make yourself look decent at home.

00:12:13You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.

00:12:16Followed by a wedding planned by me.

00:12:19And I'll tell you,

00:12:20it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.

00:12:22I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.

00:12:25Anyway,

00:12:26you must move in together immediately

00:12:28to avoid any suspicion, you know.

00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,

00:12:34but, well,

00:12:35it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?

00:12:38That's why this has to be our own secret.

00:12:41Are we agreed?

00:12:43Sure.

00:12:44All right.

00:12:45Signed in.

00:12:46Salute to the new couple.

00:13:07Mmm.

00:13:16So,

00:13:17your place or mine?

00:13:19I'm not staying at a doghouse.

00:13:21Fine.

00:13:23Then we'll stay at yours.

00:13:32So this is Michelangelo's place.

00:13:35It's like a museum in here.

00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.

00:13:40Ugh.

00:13:46Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:13:55What was this?

00:13:57Put it in the trash.

00:13:58This isn't trash.

00:13:59These are my sisters.

00:14:00She's an artist.

00:14:01So put them in your room.

00:14:03I said you could live here,

00:14:04not decorate.

00:14:05Oh, I'm sorry.

00:14:06Is it clashing with your banana hammock?

00:14:08That's man-thong.

00:14:10It's trademarked.

00:14:15Look,

00:14:15I gotta go meet somebody.

00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,

00:14:18I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.

00:14:21It's an electric.

00:14:27Oh,

00:14:28by the way,

00:14:28this is gonna work.

00:14:31You might want to start wearing that.

00:14:34Gee,

00:14:35thanks.

00:14:36Welcome.

00:14:42You're getting married?

00:14:44Shh, Betsy.

00:14:45Don't tell the whole world.

00:14:47Sorry,

00:14:48Amelia.

00:14:49It's just...

00:14:49It's not like you.

00:14:52You're so reserved.

00:14:55Safe.

00:14:57Like I always taught you.

00:15:00Well,

00:15:01things change when you find out your sister has cancer.

00:15:05And besides,

00:15:06Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.

00:15:08So,

00:15:09I'm okay with a quick proposal.

00:15:11Michelangelo?

00:15:13The Ninja Turtle?

00:15:15No.

00:15:16Michelangelo...

00:15:17Dino Valeno?

00:15:19Maybe you've heard of him?

00:15:21Michelangelo Dino Valeno?

00:15:23Shh!

00:15:23The socialite animal who's like started a hundred canceled Bravo shows?

00:15:31How did you even meet?

00:15:33His dad is one of my clients.

00:15:36It's been a whirlwind of a romance.

00:15:40He's so toxic.

00:15:44Speak of the devil.

00:15:45Oh, yeah.

00:15:49You know,

00:15:49that's probably an old issue.

00:15:52This is a doctor's office.

00:15:55Amelia.

00:15:57Betsy Carlisle?

00:16:00Doctor's ready.

00:16:02We'll talk about this later.

00:16:09Thanks.

00:16:15We're just going to wet, baby.

00:16:28We're already wet.

00:16:29Where did that come from?

00:16:47Nice place.

00:17:13I love the artwork.

00:17:14Thanks.

00:17:15Finally.

00:17:17Ooh, good taste.

00:17:20Oh, I'm good.

00:17:22You had plenty at dinner.

00:17:24More for me.

00:17:28You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bed.

00:17:41Who are you?

00:17:45Who are you?

00:17:48Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.

00:17:52Amelia.

00:17:54Whatever.

00:17:55Can you guys just keep it down?

00:17:57I have work tomorrow morning.

00:17:59This is my house?

00:18:01We will be as loud as we want to be.

00:18:04Scream at the top of our lungs!

00:18:06You've got to be kidding me.

00:18:09What's wrong, dog walker?

00:18:11He's jealous.

00:18:13Jealous?

00:18:13I'm not jealous!

00:18:17Sweet dreams!

00:18:18I can't believe he said I was jealous.

00:18:27How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?

00:18:30Even if he is kind of hot.

00:18:32See you later.

00:18:51And, um, don't worry about last night.

00:18:54Sorry.

00:18:56I had one too many to drink.

00:18:57It won't happen again.

00:18:58You better not.

00:19:11How's the hangover, roomie?

00:19:13Not now.

00:19:15My head's killing me.

00:19:16We need to talk about last night.

00:19:17No.

00:19:18What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.

00:19:22I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.

00:19:24Monogamy wasn't in the contract.

00:19:26But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.

00:19:29And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.

00:19:32Fine.

00:19:33I'll have her sign an NDA.

00:19:34Just give me my phone.

00:19:35My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.

00:19:39And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.

00:19:43Then neither of us get what we want.

00:19:45Yeah, no shit.

00:19:46I'm serious.

00:19:48Don't screw this up.

00:19:50I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.

00:19:54I know what I'm doing.

00:19:55Dog walker.

00:19:56And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.

00:19:59Whenever I want.

00:20:00Wherever I want.

00:20:02Fine.

00:20:03Do whatever you want.

00:20:06Sorry.

00:20:07It's a bit harsh.

00:20:08I'm just really hungover.

00:20:14That could have gone better.

00:20:20Hey, baby.

00:20:22You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.

00:20:25You're rich now.

00:20:26I know.

00:20:27I like it.

00:20:28Ah, it's good to hear.

00:20:30You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.

00:20:34Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?

00:20:38Oh, fine.

00:20:39Yeah.

00:20:40We're still getting to know each other.

00:20:42All right.

00:20:43Well, give him time, all right?

00:20:44Oh, and listen.

00:20:46He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?

00:20:49Look, I...

00:20:49I promise.

00:20:50I wouldn't be so sure.

00:20:52Yeah.

00:20:53You're right.

00:20:53Well, we'll see you later.

00:20:56Come on, Gucci.

00:20:57Yeah.

00:20:58Come on.

00:20:59Bye, Gooch.

00:21:03Hey, Amelia.

00:21:04Hey, Jake.

00:21:06Gucci, no!

00:21:07Royce!

00:21:08See a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.

00:21:14It's to see you up close for once.

00:21:16Yeah.

00:21:17Same here.

00:21:24Sorry.

00:21:25Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.

00:21:28This whole family, actually.

00:21:31All these rich people are nuts.

00:21:33I should make a reality show.

00:21:34Little dog owners of Beverly Hills.

00:21:38Do you want to walk together?

00:21:41Let these two get to know each other?

00:21:43Yeah.

00:21:44I'd like that.

00:21:49So, how long have you been a dog walker?

00:21:52A couple months.

00:21:53I like it.

00:21:54I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.

00:21:57Barista.

00:21:58Cooper driver.

00:22:00Delivery guy.

00:22:02Movie extra?

00:22:03You were in a movie.

00:22:04Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.

00:22:06I was trying to impress you.

00:22:08How about you?

00:22:10How long have you been doing this?

00:22:12I don't know.

00:22:12My whole life, I guess.

00:22:14It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.

00:22:18I want to open a doggy daycare someday.

00:22:21Wow.

00:22:22I guess you really like dogs.

00:22:24Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.

00:22:26If you want to hang out with this human sometime.

00:22:32My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.

00:22:35Do you want to go?

00:22:37I'm going to have to admit, I had a crush on you.

00:22:40I'm going to have to go.

00:22:41You did?

00:22:43Yeah.

00:22:45I still do.

00:22:49He's cute.

00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.

00:22:54Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.

00:22:57I'd love to go to the concert.

00:23:02Hell yeah.

00:23:04I mean, uh, regular.

00:23:06Yeah.

00:23:06I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.

00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.

00:23:17Hey, what's your ring?

00:23:20Um, it's just a class ring from high school.

00:23:25Looks pretty big.

00:23:27It was a big school.

00:23:29Public schools.

00:23:30Am I right?

00:23:36I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.

00:23:39Me?

00:23:40Engaged?

00:23:41No.

00:23:42Are you kidding?

00:23:42I'm 24.

00:23:44I'm practically still a baby.

00:23:45I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.

00:23:49Nope.

00:23:50Single and ready to mingle.

00:23:52Okay.

00:23:56Royce pooped.

00:23:58I should pick it up.

00:23:59Where?

00:23:59I don't see it.

00:24:00Just over there.

00:24:04Come on.

00:24:06Do I have to wear a suit every day?

00:24:10Of course.

00:24:11It's an office.

00:24:12You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.

00:24:15You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?

00:24:20Very funny.

00:24:21You know I'm retiring next year.

00:24:22Yes, I know.

00:24:23Yeah.

00:24:23That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.

00:24:26So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.

00:24:30Can I get to Starbucks first?

00:24:31Fuck no.

00:24:33Come on, Dad.

00:24:34Oh my goodness.

00:24:48Are you okay?

00:24:49Hi.

00:24:50I'm Michelangelo.

00:24:51You're engaged, you remember?

00:24:59And this is our new palette.

00:25:02It's Matt's collection.

00:25:04He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.

00:25:06Um, but yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.

00:25:17What, Dad?

00:25:23What a day, Dad.

00:25:24It's not even lunchtime yet.

00:25:26Look at you.

00:25:27You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.

00:25:31Just stick with it, will you, kid?

00:25:33Hard work does pay off.

00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia.

00:25:37What about her?

00:25:38She comes from nothing, son.

00:25:40Nobody taught her how to run a business.

00:25:42But she just worked hard.

00:25:43And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.

00:25:47I guess that's impressive.

00:25:49Yeah, see.

00:25:50See, it is.

00:25:51I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?

00:25:54I just hope I don't get that uptight.

00:26:02Break's over.

00:26:03Well, not too bad, huh?

00:26:19One day down.

00:26:21Forty more years to go.

00:26:25Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,

00:26:29you talk about the day's work,

00:26:31raise you closer together.

00:26:33Comfort each other,

00:26:34just like your mom and I used to do.

00:26:38You know, I'm thinking,

00:26:39it's time for the world to meet Amelia.

00:26:45Tonight.

00:26:46Tonight?

00:26:48Shit.

00:26:49When am I going to tell Chantel?

00:26:50I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.

00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.

00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.

00:26:56Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition

00:26:58to the Dino Verdeena Nam.

00:27:01Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?

00:27:04I mean, we just signed the contract.

00:27:07What's the matter?

00:27:09You're getting along, aren't you?

00:27:10Yeah, yeah.

00:27:11Just really starting to warm up to each other.

00:27:15All right, so it's all settled.

00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,

00:27:18in the limo,

00:27:18and don't be late.

00:27:24All right, Dad.

00:27:35So, remind me,

00:27:37why are we getting makeovers done again?

00:27:40Because I want to do something nice

00:27:42for my favorite big sister.

00:27:45And?

00:27:47And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.

00:27:50But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,

00:27:53I think I can afford to let my hair down.

00:27:56You better not let that hair down.

00:27:58Sorry, just an expression.

00:27:59How's it going in there?

00:28:08I'm coming out.

00:28:18Is that bad?

00:28:21I've never seen a dog walker look this hot

00:28:25by that dress ASAP.

00:28:29Leave me alone, party boy.

00:28:34I've got my own function tonight.

00:28:35I've got my own function tonight.

00:28:59What are you looking at?

00:29:11You're spilling all over yourself.

00:29:13Thanks.

00:29:13Um, I...

00:29:16Did you forget my name?

00:29:18No, there's just...

00:29:20something different.

00:29:22Did you change your hair?

00:29:24Why do you care?

00:29:24The man-whore house is yours tonight.

00:29:27I'm going out.

00:29:27I just forgot my charger.

00:29:29Awesome.

00:29:30Thanks.

00:29:33I'm taking this.

00:29:35Wait.

00:29:35I've been calling you.

00:29:36We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.

00:29:37I told you.

00:29:38I'm busy.

00:29:39Hold on!

00:29:43Amelia!

00:29:43All right, hey.

00:29:52Look who's right on time.

00:29:54Nice.

00:29:55Where's Amelia?

00:29:57She's sick.

00:29:59She can't make it.

00:30:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:30:02If your fiancée's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.

00:30:05Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.

00:30:07Give her some...

00:30:08Give her some nice soup.

00:30:10I'll catch both of you for the next one.

00:30:12Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.

00:30:14Poor thing.

00:30:16Okay, Dad.

00:30:17See you in the office.

00:30:24Stupid dog walker?

00:30:26Tricking me with her makeover.

00:30:27I'll teach her to mess with my plans.

00:30:32Hey, it's Mike Lennon with Dean Levino.

00:30:39Do you still track people?

00:30:55Wow.

00:30:56Amelia.

00:30:57Hi.

00:30:59You look like you just walked off a runway.

00:31:02Without a dog.

00:31:04Sorry.

00:31:05I don't come to concerts often.

00:31:06I kind of panicked.

00:31:08No worries.

00:31:08I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.

00:31:12Yeah.

00:31:12But you're drinking for free tonight.

00:31:15Talk to the bartender.

00:31:16Wow.

00:31:17The IP treatment.

00:31:19You look like it.

00:31:20Thanks.

00:31:21Thanks.

00:31:23Hey.

00:31:24Lover boy.

00:31:25We're on.

00:31:25Gotta go.

00:31:28Find me in the green room after.

00:31:31Hope you like it.

00:31:32Break a leg.

00:31:33Lovely boy.

00:31:33Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.

00:31:56All I do.

00:31:58You know what I want, babe.

00:32:01You know what I want.

00:32:05Good.

00:32:06Nothing from Michelangelo.

00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson.

00:32:10One more, please.

00:32:16But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.

00:32:18Jake, you guys are great.

00:32:27You really think so?

00:32:30I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.

00:32:32The who?

00:32:34You don't know the strokes.

00:32:38Are they older?

00:32:39I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.

00:32:43It's all right.

00:32:44Lots of stuff to introduce you to.

00:32:47You want some of that a drink?

00:32:48Yeah.

00:32:55So, when did you learn how to play guitar?

00:32:59Since I was 13.

00:33:01Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally

00:33:05going someplace.

00:33:06That's awesome.

00:33:08And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.

00:33:13You're going to quit dog walking?

00:33:15I thought you liked it.

00:33:16I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.

00:33:21I don't even like dogs that much.

00:33:23I'm more of a cat person.

00:33:24A cat person?

00:33:29Who doesn't like dogs?

00:33:31Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.

00:33:33I don't want to talk about work tonight.

00:33:36I just want to relax.

00:33:38Have a good time.

00:33:40You're beautiful, you know that?

00:33:41I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.

00:33:46Now I'm not sure.

00:33:47We have nothing in common.

00:33:49Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?

00:33:54The heck.

00:33:55I'm tipsy, and he's cute.

00:33:57Michelangelo had his fun.

00:33:58Now I can have mine.

00:33:59Looks like someone needs obedience.

00:34:16What's going on?

00:34:18That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.

00:34:22He's not.

00:34:23You coming with me, dog walker?

00:34:25Don't make me get the leash.

00:34:26What the hell, Michelangelo?

00:34:28Back off, dude.

00:34:30Back off.

00:34:31Grubby little hipster.

00:34:32She's my fiancée.

00:34:34So that was an engagement ring?

00:34:36Jake, I can explain.

00:34:39Let's go.

00:34:41I'm really sorry, Jake.

00:34:43I'm not Jake.

00:34:48This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.

00:34:54And this is for making me listen to Andy.

00:34:58I can't believe you did that.

00:35:03After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.

00:35:05Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.

00:35:08Just an Italian-American psycho.

00:35:11I'm not following you around.

00:35:13You know what?

00:35:13I get it.

00:35:14You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.

00:35:17Oh, me jealous?

00:35:20Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?

00:35:22Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.

00:35:25I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.

00:35:27I have a name.

00:35:30Wait, what are you doing?

00:35:31That is an original.

00:35:32I'm so sick of your bullshit.

00:35:34Oh, fine!

00:35:35I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.

00:35:39I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.

00:35:42You're treating me like shit.

00:35:44That's from the Renaissance.

00:35:46You're history's worst nightmare.

00:35:47I tried to make this work with you.

00:35:49We signed a contract.

00:35:50For an arranged marriage.

00:35:52Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:35:55You are such a simpleton.

00:35:57Oh.

00:35:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:36:00Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.

00:36:04I tried to get along with you.

00:36:05You brought this on to yourself.

00:36:06I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.

00:36:08Right back at you.

00:36:10I fucking hate you.

00:36:12I fucking hate you more.

00:36:14I don't care.

00:36:44Mm-mm-mm.

00:37:02Mm-mm-mm.

00:37:14Where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?

00:37:28Michelangelo?

00:37:29Dog Walker.

00:37:31Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.

00:37:38Uh-huh.

00:37:39We don't have to talk about this, right?

00:37:42We had too many drinks. We just figured it'd ever happen. If that's what you want.

00:37:48Definitely.

00:37:49Um, I have to go to work.

00:37:54I should get up, too.

00:37:57Oh, my head.

00:37:59There's Pedialine in the fridge.

00:38:01Thanks for coming today, sis.

00:38:03Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.

00:38:09Well, you look great.

00:38:11Thanks.

00:38:12I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.

00:38:17But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.

00:38:23What's going on?

00:38:25So...

00:38:27Michelangelo and I had sex last night.

00:38:29Wait.

00:38:30For the first time?

00:38:33Yeah.

00:38:34We're taking it slow.

00:38:36Michelangelo.

00:38:37Michelangelo.

00:38:38Michelangelo.

00:38:39The male gigolo.

00:38:40Taking it slow.

00:38:41Maybe I did misjudge him.

00:38:46And...

00:38:47How was it?

00:38:49Well...

00:38:50Really bad.

00:38:51Right?

00:38:52I knew it.

00:38:53Actually...

00:38:54It was the best sex I ever had.

00:38:56Well, that explains the glow.

00:39:00I am happy for you, sis.

00:39:05Physical chemistry is important.

00:39:07That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.

00:39:10I don't get it.

00:39:11He and I are nothing alike.

00:39:13And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons.

00:39:15I feel like...

00:39:16Like an arcade game.

00:39:17And he just keeps getting the high score.

00:39:18Again, and again, and...

00:39:20You get the picture.

00:39:23Hey.

00:39:26Opposites attract.

00:39:27I mean...

00:39:28That's why you guys love each other so much.

00:39:31Because you're so different.

00:39:33Something like that.

00:39:42Here it comes.

00:39:43Right on the schedule.

00:39:44The dog walker's in love with me.

00:39:46I'll have to let her down easy.

00:39:49Weird.

00:39:50I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.

00:39:52What was that about?

00:40:03Must be the hangover.

00:40:13Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.

00:40:15Maybe we can finish what we started last time.

00:40:22Hey, unfortunately, something came up.

00:40:32I...

00:40:33I can't make it tonight.

00:40:38Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?

00:40:40And why hasn't she texted me yet?

00:40:52Hey.

00:41:05Hi.

00:41:07We should talk about...

00:41:08We should talk.

00:41:09About Leslie.

00:41:13I'm not very good with words.

00:41:14Me neither.

00:41:15But...

00:41:16Last night I...

00:41:17You don't have to say anything.

00:41:18We both know it was a mistake.

00:41:20And we can just go back to hating each other.

00:41:23Like nothing ever happened.

00:41:24I don't think you understand it.

00:41:25You would just listen to me for a second.

00:41:27Look.

00:41:28You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.

00:41:30I'm a big girl.

00:41:31I've had a one night stand before.

00:41:33I've never been with someone like you before.

00:41:36Okay.

00:41:37I get it.

00:41:38I'm not one of your...

00:41:39Your models or your...

00:41:40Your D-list actresses.

00:41:42You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.

00:41:45I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.

00:41:48I mean...

00:41:49Frankly, so would I.

00:41:50I mean...

00:41:51You're driving me nuts.

00:41:52You don't understand.

00:41:53Let's...

00:41:54Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.

00:41:56I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.

00:42:00Wait.

00:42:01Did you just call me Amelia?

00:42:05What happened to Dog Walker?

00:42:08I have a confession to make.

00:42:10Last night...

00:42:13I don't know how.

00:42:14I don't know why.

00:42:17That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:42:21Really?

00:42:22Do I look like I'm lying?

00:42:24I'm not a good actor.

00:42:26I could even do reality TV.

00:42:29But...

00:42:30There is...

00:42:31A fire between us, Amelia.

00:42:33Some kind of crazy...

00:42:35Cosmic chemistry.

00:42:36You sound like you're reading a horoscope.

00:42:40Amelia.

00:42:42Please.

00:42:44I know you felt it too.

00:42:51Amelia.

00:42:52Please.

00:42:53Don't act like you didn't feel it too.

00:42:56I felt it too.

00:42:57I felt it too.

00:43:02So why are we fighting it?

00:43:04I've been thinking about you all day.

00:43:07Me too.

00:43:27So...

00:43:41I set the kitchen on fire?

00:43:44How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?

00:43:49It's not my fault.

00:43:50They should change the name.

00:43:53No wonder they cancelled Vanderpump's super yacht.

00:43:55If you think that's funny, just wait till the next episode.

00:43:58The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.

00:44:08You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.

00:44:14Thanks?

00:44:16You know, we could actually try this.

00:44:19Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.

00:44:23I'm serious.

00:44:25The wedding's coming up.

00:44:27We could give it a shot.

00:44:29You mean like, you and me.

00:44:31Together, together.

00:44:33Why not?

00:44:34Were you planning on marrying someone else?

00:44:36Why not?

00:44:37I'm getting to work with someone else.

00:44:38Why not?

00:44:39Why not?

00:44:40Why not?

00:44:41Why not?

00:44:42If...

00:44:43This is where I have to go.

00:44:44I'm so sorry, I mean...

00:44:45I'm so sorry.

00:44:46Maybe I have to go after you.

00:44:47I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

00:44:49All right?

00:44:50I don't know.

00:44:51You will have to go after this.

00:44:52Oh, I can't wait.

00:44:53I'm so sorry, no.

00:44:54You're welcome, you're welcome.

00:44:55Like, I'm so sorry.

00:44:56I'm so sorry...

00:44:57I'm sorry.

00:44:58Jake?

00:44:59How's it going?

00:45:01Good. Yeah.

00:45:03Look, the other night was kind of...

00:45:05Crazy. I know.

00:45:07I should have told you about Michelangelo.

00:45:10We were kind of in a fight.

00:45:13I'm sorry for bringing you into this.

00:45:15Is he always like that?

00:45:17So aggressive and controlling?

00:45:19I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.

00:45:21He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.

00:45:24Well, I am his woman.

00:45:27He saw us together and he got jealous.

00:45:29And I don't blame him.

00:45:32Oh my god.

00:45:33Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?

00:45:36I didn't mean to pry.

00:45:39I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.

00:45:41I'm here if you need to talk.

00:45:43Thanks, Jake.

00:45:45But I'm engaged.

00:45:47Remember?

00:45:47And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.

00:45:51Well, we had a connection.

00:45:53You're a cat person.

00:45:54It never would have worked.

00:45:58Come on, Gucci.

00:45:59Let's go.

00:46:03Cats are awesome.

00:46:04That was a great presentation.

00:46:10The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.

00:46:13You think so?

00:46:13Ooh.

00:46:15Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.

00:46:18Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:46:19Now listen, I got to fly to Paris for a few days.

00:46:22You mind watching your little brother for me?

00:46:25Gucci?

00:46:25Sure.

00:46:26But, I mean, your dog's more Amelia specialty.

00:46:29Yeah, but that's how you impress her.

00:46:31You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.

00:46:34At the dog park?

00:46:35Mm-hmm.

00:46:36I just texted her.

00:46:37It's all set.

00:46:39Now, go get a lover, boy.

00:46:42So, you just throw it and he brings it back?

00:46:56You've never played fetch before?

00:46:59It's my dad's dog, not mine.

00:47:03Let me try.

00:47:04That's okay.

00:47:05I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.

00:47:12Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?

00:47:15No.

00:47:16I like my work.

00:47:18What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?

00:47:23You're right.

00:47:24I should work less.

00:47:26If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.

00:47:34Fetch Gucci.

00:47:35I've got a big surprise.

00:47:41A surprise?

00:47:43Just wait and see.

00:47:52Grazie, Enzo.

00:47:53Have a good night, Mr. De Novolino.

00:48:00What's that?

00:48:01Special delivery from Mastery-Owners Italian Deli.

00:48:05But Gucci, it's your favorite prosciutto.

00:48:10You know, that's awful for dogs, right?

00:48:15I thought you were off the clock today.

00:48:19Besides, a special occasion.

00:48:22I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.

00:48:25I'm kidding.

00:48:26I'm kidding.

00:48:27This is for us.

00:48:29Why don't you get us a corkscrew?

00:48:31What else is in the bag?

00:48:32What else is in the bag?

00:48:33Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.

00:48:37You can cook?

00:48:38You can cook?

00:48:39That was so good.

00:48:40I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.

00:48:42How did you do this?

00:48:43I can't cook at all.

00:48:44Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.

00:48:47Did you learn in culinary school?

00:48:48No.

00:48:49My mom taught me.

00:48:50Tell me about her.

00:48:51I never told a girl about my mom.

00:48:52Sorry.

00:48:53I don't mean to pray.

00:48:54I don't mean to pray.

00:48:55She...

00:48:56I don't mean to pray.

00:48:57She...

00:48:58I don't mean to pray.

00:48:59She...

00:49:00I don't mean to pray.

00:49:01She passed away when I was 11.

00:49:02Breast cancer.

00:49:03But...

00:49:04I have a lot of good memories of her.

00:49:05She grew up in a little village in Tuscany and...

00:49:10She taught me everything I know about cooking.

00:49:12We'd spent hours of time with food and I went and I had a good знаю.

00:49:17She probably spent a few hours with my mom and me and I found a lot of my mom.

00:49:19I never told a girl about my mom.

00:49:20And I moved to sleep.

00:49:22I could go to sleep.

00:49:23I saw a lot of problems with people, too.

00:49:25It could go to sleep.

00:49:26I don't know.

00:49:27I know what the fuck.

00:49:28I know what I'm saying.

00:49:30We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.

00:49:36I still have all of her recipes here, handwritten in Italian.

00:49:42That's really special.

00:49:46I miss her.

00:49:48This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.

00:49:54It's not corny.

00:49:56But I didn't know you were such a softy.

00:49:58Just don't tell TMZ.

00:50:02What about your parents?

00:50:04My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.

00:50:08It's been me and Betsy ever since.

00:50:11I'm sorry.

00:50:12I just really hope these treatments work.

00:50:16I don't want to lose her too.

00:50:20I'm sorry. Your story made me emotional.

00:50:23I'm gonna go do the dishes.

00:50:25I'll help you.

00:50:26No, no, it's fine.

00:50:27I like doing the dishes.

00:50:29It relaxes me.

00:50:30Good.

00:50:31Because I hate them.

00:50:32Well, then I guess we make a good team.

00:50:39Is it just the wine?

00:50:40Or am I really falling for...

00:50:43Him?

00:50:43Her.

00:50:43You don't want espresso.

00:50:55Hey.

00:50:57Hey.

00:50:58Do you want an espresso?

00:51:00I just figured out how to make the machine work.

00:51:02No, thank you.

00:51:03You need to have a morning meeting.

00:51:04I'm kind of in a rush.

00:51:05Okay.

00:51:06Well, don't forget Gucci.

00:51:07How could I?

00:51:08Okay.

00:51:08Ready, bro?

00:51:12Well, let me fix your tie.

00:51:15What do you know about ties?

00:51:17You wear t-shirts to work.

00:51:19And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.

00:51:22Touche.

00:51:24There you go.

00:51:25Okay, bye.

00:51:26Bye.

00:51:29Love you.

00:51:30Love you too.

00:51:31Love you too.

00:51:33Love you too.

00:51:35Love you too.

00:51:37Love you too.

00:51:41Sorry.

00:51:42Reflex.

00:51:43I didn't mean to say that.

00:51:44Me neither.

00:51:45Too soon.

00:51:47Talk about it later?

00:51:49Yeah.

00:51:51Okay.

00:51:53Could that have been any more awkward?

00:51:55And is Michelangelo really in love with me?

00:52:01Look who's here.

00:52:03Hey, my little guy.

00:52:05Hey, little Gucci.

00:52:08Look at this right here.

00:52:11Let's try it.

00:52:13Oh, yeah.

00:52:14Now, here's mine.

00:52:17Just like that.

00:52:18Yeah.

00:52:19Even got one for big brother.

00:52:21Right there.

00:52:23Come to papa.

00:52:24Yes, my boy.

00:52:25All right, all right.

00:52:28So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?

00:52:31This is two weeks off.

00:52:33Hollywood Bowl.

00:52:33They're waiting for an answer.

00:52:35And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.

00:52:38He says the band is free.

00:52:41You like cold play, right?

00:52:42Dad, you can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.

00:52:45Cool.

00:52:47Well, all right.

00:52:48Then we'll book the Magic Castle.

00:52:50How about that?

00:52:51Not too big.

00:52:51Plenty of room for cold play, huh?

00:52:54Let's just pump the brakes.

00:52:55We cannot plan a wedding like this.

00:52:58Why?

00:52:58Something wrong with Amelia?

00:53:00No.

00:53:01Everything's great.

00:53:03It's better than great, honestly.

00:53:06But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.

00:53:09That's our thing.

00:53:11It's not Amelia's thing.

00:53:13I think it'd make her uncomfortable.

00:53:16Wow, I never thought of that.

00:53:19You know, you have a very good point there.

00:53:21I'm very impressed.

00:53:25You've never acted like this with any other woman.

00:53:29I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.

00:53:32Sounds like you might be falling in love.

00:53:35Love?

00:53:38Yeah.

00:53:39I don't know.

00:53:41He's so cute.

00:53:43All right, all right.

00:53:44Change of deal.

00:53:46Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?

00:53:48And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair, a wedding with cold play.

00:53:54No cold play, Dad.

00:53:56No cold play.

00:54:03So, it's about my cancer treatment.

00:54:07It's not working.

00:54:09I know it.

00:54:10I talked to my doctors yesterday.

00:54:13And I'm cured.

00:54:15What?

00:54:16You're cured?

00:54:17Oh, congratulations.

00:54:22I wasn't expecting it.

00:54:24I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.

00:54:27It only took two sessions?

00:54:29I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.

00:54:33Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.

00:54:36What's wrong, sis?

00:54:37We should be celebrating!

00:54:39I brought Prosecco.

00:54:41No, yeah.

00:54:43No, I'm good.

00:54:44Yeah.

00:54:44Amelia, I'm your sister.

00:54:48You can tell me anything.

00:54:51Is it Michelangelo?

00:54:53Is everything okay?

00:54:54If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two.

00:55:02It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.

00:55:07It's me.

00:55:10I have to tell you something.

00:55:14I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage!

00:55:19What is this, Game of Thrones?

00:55:21It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.

00:55:24And you know that I would do anything for you.

00:55:28Actually, he's not that bad.

00:55:32I kind of like him.

00:55:34Yeah, babe.

00:55:35That's called Stockholm Syndrome.

00:55:37We need to get you out of there.

00:55:38Betsy, I have real feelings for him.

00:55:44But what about the tabloid stories?

00:55:48You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.

00:55:51They banned him for life.

00:55:54You'll never go to Epcot.

00:55:56He's not actually like the stories.

00:55:58Or at least not to me.

00:56:01He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.

00:56:05If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.

00:56:12What if you meet him?

00:56:14Yeah.

00:56:15Meet him.

00:56:17Maybe he'll change your mind.

00:56:18Maybe you'll actually like him.

00:56:20Don't count on it.

00:56:21Please, me, just give him a chance.

00:56:25Fine.

00:56:27Yes.

00:56:28Only one.

00:56:28Yes.

00:56:29You won't regret it.

00:56:33I'm going to go get the Prosecco.

00:56:37You better bring the whole bottle.

00:56:41Thank you for making dinner.

00:56:43Of course.

00:56:44I'm glad she's cancer-free.

00:56:46We need to celebrate.

00:56:49Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?

00:56:55You mean besides me?

00:56:56I'm serious.

00:56:57It's really important to me that you two get along.

00:57:00Have a glass of wine.

00:57:03Tonight's going to be great.

00:57:13It's enormous.

00:57:15Why would anybody need so much room?

00:57:22It's nice to see you too, sis.

00:57:26Nice to finally meet you.

00:57:28Let's see.

00:57:28So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.

00:57:39How about we start off with a glass of champagne?

00:57:42$96 Dom Perignon?

00:57:44Amelia said that's the year that you were born.

00:57:46Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.

00:57:49It's worth more than my car.

00:57:51Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?

00:57:53$8.99 at Ralph's.

00:57:57It's delicious.

00:57:59This was made in France.

00:58:01Sorry, can't touch that stuff.

00:58:04So, who wants a drink?

00:58:06You hardly touch your food.

00:58:30It's a little too rich for me.

00:58:33Mine tastes great.

00:58:37So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.

00:58:44You don't mind, do you?

00:58:47Fire away.

00:58:49So, I know you two have been having your...

00:58:52fun.

00:58:54Um, but...

00:58:55what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?

00:59:00I don't think it's going to.

00:59:02That's cute and all, but what about her career?

00:59:07Are you going to support her?

00:59:09Or kids, what's your stance on that?

00:59:11Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?

00:59:15Betsy!

00:59:16Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.

00:59:22We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.

00:59:25See, Michelangelo, that's my point.

00:59:27You two are getting married, and you barely know each other.

00:59:31We know now.

00:59:33Easy, Betsy.

00:59:35I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.

00:59:38And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.

00:59:43And what makes you such an expert?

00:59:45I don't see a ring on your finger.

00:59:47Michelangelo...

00:59:48You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.

00:59:51It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.

00:59:53She gets it from you.

00:59:55Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

00:59:57You started it.

00:59:58Why don't we all just calm down?

01:00:06Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.

01:00:08No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.

01:00:12That's not fair, Michelangelo.

01:00:14She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.

01:00:16You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.

01:00:18And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happen.

01:00:22You know what?

01:00:22You can't talk to Betsy like that.

01:00:24That's my sister.

01:00:25She just survived cancer.

01:00:26That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.

01:00:32This is my house too, and she can say whatever she wants.

01:00:35Not to me.

01:00:36You know, maybe she should be concerned.

01:00:37I don't like this side of you.

01:00:39See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,

01:00:42but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.

01:00:44You told her?

01:00:46She's my sister.

01:00:47I don't care.

01:00:47That violates our agreement.

01:00:49Oh, is that all I am to you?

01:00:51A contractual agreement?

01:00:52Some kind of obligation?

01:00:53That's not what I meant.

01:00:55It came out wrong, Amelia.

01:00:57I love you.

01:00:59You love me?

01:01:00Don't listen to him.

01:01:01He doesn't even know what that means.

01:01:03Shut the fuck up!

01:01:05You know what?

01:01:06Maybe she was right.

01:01:07I shouldn't have signed that contract.

01:01:09It's over.

01:01:14We need to get out of here.

01:01:16I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.

01:01:25Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.

01:01:32You do so much better than him.

01:01:34Yeah, but he isn't a monster.

01:01:38I shouldn't have said that.

01:01:40We can talk about it on the road.

01:01:42Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.

01:01:46Lay low for a bit.

01:01:47Mexico?

01:01:48Or Canada.

01:01:50Whatever.

01:01:51It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Lavinos.

01:01:55Or worse.

01:01:56I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.

01:01:59I mean, I only told you about the contract.

01:02:02It's not like I told the media.

01:02:04You don't know that.

01:02:06We're liabilities.

01:02:08Lose ends.

01:02:09You should listen to more True Kind podcast.

01:02:15Get rid of that thing.

01:02:17They could be tracking us right now.

01:02:20Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other night.

01:02:25See?

01:02:26He could have a sniper on us.

01:02:32It's Romulus.

01:02:34Hey, Romulus.

01:02:36What?

01:02:37What do you mean Gucci's missing?

01:02:50You came.

01:02:51Against my better judgment.

01:02:55I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.

01:02:57I've just been busy, but it's over with now.

01:03:03You should punish me for straying.

01:03:08You make me sick.

01:03:10I make me sick.

01:03:11Nice underwear.

01:03:23It's a great craftsmanship.

01:03:29Okay.

01:03:30Let's get this over with.

01:03:34Is that all you have to say?

01:03:35Do you even realize how hot I am?

01:03:38I'm sorry.

01:03:41Chantel.

01:03:43I thought I wanted this.

01:03:46But I don't.

01:03:49I'm not the stud that I used to be.

01:03:50Amelia broke up with me.

01:03:59It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.

01:04:05Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.

01:04:08I am fucking devastated.

01:04:11And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.

01:04:14I just wanted to come back to me.

01:04:16Amelia?

01:04:24Amelia?

01:04:28Hi, dad.

01:04:31Gucci's gone?

01:04:32I'll be right there.

01:04:41Romulus.

01:04:41What?

01:04:42Well, I don't know.

01:04:46had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house and

01:04:49then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket I've been calling him all

01:04:54night but he won't come back we can help you find him yeah right good

01:05:03thanks Gucci this better not be a trap

01:05:07huh I thought you're both together why isn't here with you oh sorry I'm late

01:05:21dad oh where were you I had to stop for late-night delivery of Mastriani's it's

01:05:27Gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will smart

01:05:32move here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto

01:05:40Amelia

01:05:50Gucci

01:05:53we've been looking for him all night long we're never gonna find him

01:06:05don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep looking he'll turn

01:06:09up in a few minutes see they're not gonna kill us I do have to admit though I didn't

01:06:16expect to see this side of him it's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve

01:06:24now they didn't say that

01:06:26Gucci

01:06:30Gucci my boy's back

01:06:35okay okay I'm a little closer to approving

01:06:48I might have possibly misjudged you a little

01:07:02it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true they just leave out part of the story

01:07:09Amelia can we talk

01:07:13please

01:07:16Amelia can we talk

01:07:21please

01:07:24okay

01:07:25Amelia I'm sorry about earlier tonight

01:07:38I shouldn't have attacked your sister

01:07:41and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract

01:07:44I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement

01:07:51thanks for saying that

01:07:54I needed to hear that

01:07:57and I'm sorry for calling you a monster

01:08:01you're not one

01:08:03I'm still learning new things about you

01:08:06most of them are good

01:08:11I'm happy we signed the contract

01:08:13I'm not

01:08:15you're not what do you mean

01:08:18you're not what do you mean

01:08:20Amelia this might sound crazy but

01:08:23I meant it when I said that I love you

01:08:26and I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together

01:08:31I want to know that our love is real

01:08:35dad what is it son I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia

01:08:44why son

01:08:45because I want to ask her to marry me

01:08:48and not because of some legal obligation

01:08:55but because she wants to

01:09:02consider our contracts null and void

01:09:11you

01:09:12what will it be

01:09:14will you marry me

01:09:17will you marry me

01:09:20yes

01:09:22I'll marry you

01:09:24you

01:09:39you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world

01:09:42and I'm the happiest dog walker

01:09:45look at me

01:09:47I'm dripping like a roman aqueduct

01:09:51all right all right you two

01:09:53that's enough all right

01:09:54we spent this whole night together

01:09:56come over to my place all right

01:09:58we'll have a nice breakfast italian style

01:10:01hopefully it's not too rich for you

01:10:04I think I can get used to it

01:10:06and then we can all discuss the wedding all right

01:10:09I want to hear from everybody involved

01:10:11especially coldplay

01:10:14we're not getting coldplay dad

01:10:16it was worth a try

01:10:18and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows

01:10:43michelangela

01:10:48Amelia

01:10:50even though we're far from a perfect couple

01:10:53we're perfect together

01:10:55I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time

01:11:00and not just about dogs

01:11:02I don't know how I ever managed anything without you

01:11:07I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year

01:11:18and in return I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of

01:11:30Amelia you're the only thing better than free underwear

01:11:40I love you so much

01:11:43I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model but here we are

01:11:55Michelangelo

01:11:56Michelangelo

01:11:57you've helped me come out of my shell

01:11:58and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest

01:12:00something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy

01:12:03and although we haven't spent much time together

01:12:10it feels like a lifetime

01:12:12in a good way

01:12:13I know your mom would be proud of you

01:12:15ti amo Michelangelo

01:12:18I love you

01:12:19with the power vested in me by almighty God

01:12:22and the city of Beverly Hills

01:12:24I now pronounce you husband and wife

01:12:26you may kiss your bride

01:12:28thanks

01:12:37I'm Betsy

01:12:40Amelia's sister

01:12:41I'm Jake

01:12:42another dog walker

01:12:44it's crazy

01:12:46you know given my sister

01:12:47but

01:12:48I've always been more of a cat person

01:12:50me too

01:12:51me too

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