Fake Fiancé, Real Fire shortmintz
#EnglishMovie #cdrama #drama #engsub #chinesedramaengsub #movieshortfull
#EnglishMovie #cdrama #drama #engsub #chinesedramaengsub #movieshortfull
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this on to yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:00So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:28Good boy!
00:01:29Oh!
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:31Hey!
00:01:32I'm here, we are!
00:01:33Oh!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:36Oh!
00:01:37Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:38Hey!
00:01:39I'm here, we are!
00:01:40Oh!
00:01:41Hey, Jane!
00:01:42Oh!
00:01:43Oh!
00:01:44Oh!
00:01:45Oh!
00:01:46Oh!
00:01:47Oh!
00:01:48Oh!
00:01:49Oh!
00:01:50So big lie.
00:01:52I just need you at this point.
00:01:53Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi actually address you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:00It reflects on the company that your mother and I who built with our bare hands.
00:02:06The same can takes a recuse of your needs.
00:02:10I make my own money.
00:02:12See, see...
00:02:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man folk.
00:02:18That means free underwear for life.
00:02:19For life.
00:02:21Some parents would be proud.
00:02:22Yeah, other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:38Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:02:40And don't be late.
00:02:43Bye, Dad.
00:02:48Excuse me.
00:03:01Ew.
00:03:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:05Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:08He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:13Like you, Amelia.
00:03:16Good one, Romulus.
00:03:18These are great.
00:03:34I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:37Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:39No problem.
00:03:40Cool.
00:03:40Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:43Hi.
00:03:49Michelangelo.
00:03:51Chantal.
00:03:52Nice to meet you.
00:03:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:57I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:03:59Hold on.
00:04:04Hey, Dad.
00:04:05Where the hell were you?
00:04:08Dad, I'm at a photo shoot.
00:04:10You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:15I can meet him later.
00:04:17Now, the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:21Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:24You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:30You interned, you went to business school, you have potential, okay?
00:04:35But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:38Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:04:39Because so far, I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:04:44Bye, Dad.
00:04:47Hey.
00:04:49You okay?
00:04:51Yeah.
00:04:52Um, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me.
00:04:55So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:13Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:17Oh my god.
00:05:18There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:21But it's really expensive.
00:05:23And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:26Don't worry about that.
00:05:28I have money saved.
00:05:31I'll find the rest.
00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:34We're going to get through this together.
00:05:37Oh, yeah.
00:05:50Oh.
00:05:51Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:53Did she have a good mom?
00:05:57What's wrong?
00:06:03I'm sorry.
00:06:05This is...
00:06:05No, no, no.
00:06:06Forget about it.
00:06:06I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:08The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:11I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:06:14My dream, but...
00:06:16It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:21And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:26After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:06:29Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:36You do?
00:06:36Hmm.
00:06:38Come back tonight.
00:06:40And, uh...
00:06:41Make something nice.
00:06:45Come on, baby.
00:06:46Yes.
00:06:47Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:06:58Except for the dog hair.
00:06:59Come with me.
00:07:03I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:05Are they from Italy?
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:08Wow.
00:07:08Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:12Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:17I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:21Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:23I'm a dog walker.
00:07:24Don't be so defensive.
00:07:27I wasn't.
00:07:32Well, I...
00:07:33I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:40Amelia.
00:07:41Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:07:50Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:52What, exactly?
00:08:05How does it look?
00:08:06Not half bad.
00:08:07I mean, it's fine.
00:08:10Whatever.
00:08:13Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:16Or not.
00:08:17I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:20You work for my dad.
00:08:21You have to do what I say.
00:08:22You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:25Just a few more pictures.
00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:29I don't need Tinder.
00:08:30I'm an underwear model.
00:08:32My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:41Pour me another.
00:08:42I told you, I'm...
00:08:43I told you, I'm...
00:08:43Now!
00:08:43I'm...
00:08:44Fine.
00:08:54See, dog walker?
00:08:56That wasn't so hard.
00:08:57What the fuck?
00:09:01This is fucking Prada!
00:09:07Asshole!
00:09:09You crazy bitch!
00:09:12Amelia!
00:09:13Whoa.
00:09:13What's wrong?
00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:09:17and she flipped out.
00:09:18I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:09:20but your son is a prick.
00:09:21I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:22No, no, no, please.
00:09:22I apologize.
00:09:24My son, he's...
00:09:25He's too mature.
00:09:26All right?
00:09:27And that's why I invited you to...
00:09:29Pour forward it.
00:09:31Please.
00:09:31All right?
00:09:32Just have a seat.
00:09:33All right?
00:09:34And I promise,
00:09:35he'll be on his best behavior
00:09:36for the rest of the night.
00:09:36Won't you, son?
00:09:37So, Amelia needs money
00:09:40to pay for her sister's
00:09:41cancer treatment.
00:09:43Cancer?
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46And you need to settle down
00:09:48and prove that you're worthy
00:09:49of running the family business.
00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55I want the business.
00:09:56Now,
00:09:57I think we can, uh,
00:09:59make a deal
00:10:00whereby everyone gets
00:10:02what they want.
00:10:04What kind of deal?
00:10:06Well,
00:10:06it's nothing crazy.
00:10:08No.
00:10:10You two just have
00:10:11to get married,
00:10:11that's all.
00:10:13What?
00:10:14What?
00:10:15Romulus,
00:10:16what are you saying?
00:10:17I can't marry
00:10:18the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:19Yeah,
00:10:20and I can't marry
00:10:21someone who picks up
00:10:21dog crap for a living.
00:10:23Well,
00:10:23at least I don't pose
00:10:24in my tighty-whities
00:10:25for money.
00:10:26Well,
00:10:26Angela,
00:10:27you have to grow up
00:10:29before you can
00:10:30run out business.
00:10:30And the best way
00:10:31to do that
00:10:32is to get married.
00:10:33We're not even a match.
00:10:35We hate each other.
00:10:36At least I do.
00:10:37Obviously.
00:10:38See?
00:10:39There's something
00:10:40uncommon already.
00:10:41Look,
00:10:42you know,
00:10:43my wife and I,
00:10:44we were opposites.
00:10:46Oh,
00:10:46yeah,
00:10:46we were like
00:10:47pizza and
00:10:47Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:50She sure drove me crazy
00:10:51when we first met.
00:10:54I know you're probably
00:10:55thinking I'm just
00:10:55some old fool,
00:10:56huh,
00:10:56but I learned a thing
00:10:58or two in 70 years.
00:11:00You two have
00:11:01chemistry.
00:11:02Yeah,
00:11:02like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:04As if.
00:11:06Romulus,
00:11:06isn't there another way?
00:11:08I don't want to be
00:11:08miserable for the rest
00:11:09of my life.
00:11:10Amelia,
00:11:11you do want to help
00:11:11your sister,
00:11:12don't you?
00:11:13Well,
00:11:14you'll be able to
00:11:14afford the treatment
00:11:15if you just
00:11:16agree to this arrangement.
00:11:17What's it going to be?
00:11:26What's it going to be?
00:11:30Fine.
00:11:31I'll do it.
00:11:32For Betsy.
00:11:37Angelo,
00:11:38it's not polite
00:11:39to keep a lovely lady
00:11:40waiting.
00:11:41If you're not going
00:11:42to agree to marry her,
00:11:44then you're going
00:11:45to lose the business
00:11:46and you're also
00:11:48going to lose
00:11:49your inheritance.
00:11:50What the hell,
00:11:51Dad?
00:11:54Fuck it.
00:11:55Fine.
00:11:56I'll do it.
00:11:57Now,
00:11:57let's just
00:11:58go into the office now.
00:12:01The lorries have already
00:12:02drafted the contract
00:12:03and,
00:12:04son,
00:12:04we are going to need
00:12:05some champagne.
00:12:07I read my mind.
00:12:08Yeah,
00:12:08try to make yourself
00:12:09look decent at home.
00:12:13You will be engaged
00:12:14for a period of 30 days
00:12:16followed by a wedding
00:12:18planned by me
00:12:19and I'll tell you,
00:12:20it's going to be
00:12:20a big one for the ages too.
00:12:23I hope the Hollywood Bowl
00:12:24is not booked.
00:12:25Anyway,
00:12:26you must move in together
00:12:28immediately
00:12:28to avoid any suspicion,
00:12:30you know.
00:12:31Look,
00:12:31there's nothing wrong
00:12:32with an arranged marriage
00:12:34but,
00:12:35well,
00:12:35it can't do any good
00:12:36if word got out
00:12:37to the public,
00:12:37right?
00:12:38That's why this has to be
00:12:39our own secret.
00:12:41Are we agreed?
00:12:42sure.
00:12:44All right.
00:12:45Sign in.
00:13:04Salute
00:13:05to the new couple.
00:13:07So,
00:13:17your place
00:13:18or mine?
00:13:19I'm not staying
00:13:20at a doghouse.
00:13:21Fine.
00:13:22Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:32So this is
00:13:33Michelangelo's place.
00:13:34It's like a museum
00:13:36in here.
00:13:38A Michelangelo
00:13:39museum.
00:13:40Ugh.
00:13:54Whoa,
00:13:55whoa,
00:13:55whoa,
00:13:55what was this?
00:13:57Put it in the trash.
00:13:58This isn't trash.
00:13:59These are my sisters.
00:14:00She's an artist.
00:14:01So put them
00:14:02in your room.
00:14:03I said you could
00:14:04live here,
00:14:04not decorate.
00:14:05Oh,
00:14:05I'm sorry.
00:14:06Is it clashing
00:14:07with your banana hammock?
00:14:08That's man-thong.
00:14:10It's trademarked.
00:14:15Look,
00:14:15I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up
00:14:18by the time I get back,
00:14:18I'm throwing it all
00:14:19in the fireplace.
00:14:21It's electric.
00:14:22Oh,
00:14:27by the way,
00:14:29this is gonna work.
00:14:31You might want to
00:14:32start wearing that.
00:14:34Gee,
00:14:35thanks.
00:14:36Welcome.
00:14:42You're getting married?
00:14:44Shh,
00:14:45Betsy,
00:14:45don't tell the whole world.
00:14:46Sorry,
00:14:48Amelia,
00:14:49it's just
00:14:49it's not like you.
00:14:52You're so
00:14:53even reserved.
00:14:55Safe.
00:14:57Like I always
00:14:58taught you.
00:15:00Well,
00:15:01things change
00:15:02when you find out
00:15:02your sister has cancer.
00:15:05And besides,
00:15:06Michelangelo offered
00:15:07to help pay
00:15:07for some of your treatments.
00:15:09So,
00:15:09I'm okay with
00:15:10the quick proposal.
00:15:12Michelangelo?
00:15:13The ninja turtle?
00:15:15No.
00:15:17Michelangelo
00:15:17Dino Valeno?
00:15:19Maybe you've
00:15:20heard of him?
00:15:21Michelangelo
00:15:22Dino Valeno?
00:15:23Shh!
00:15:27The socialite animals
00:15:28like start a hundred
00:15:29cancel Bravo shows?
00:15:31How did you even meet?
00:15:33His dad
00:15:33is one of my clients.
00:15:36It's
00:15:37been a whirlwind
00:15:38of a romance.
00:15:40He's so
00:15:41toxic.
00:15:43speak of
00:15:44the devil.
00:15:47Oh, yeah.
00:15:49You know,
00:15:49that's probably
00:15:50an old issue.
00:15:52This is a doctor's office.
00:15:55Amelia.
00:15:57Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:00Doctor's ready.
00:16:02We'll talk about
00:16:03this later.
00:16:09Thanks.
00:16:10We're just gonna
00:16:26wet, baby.
00:16:28We're already wet.
00:16:29where did that
00:16:46come from?
00:16:47Nice place.
00:17:13I love the artwork.
00:17:14Thanks.
00:17:15Finally.
00:17:17Ooh, good taste.
00:17:20Oh, I'm good.
00:17:22You had plenty
00:17:22at dinner.
00:17:24More for me.
00:17:28You know,
00:17:29if you like it down here,
00:17:31you should see the bed.
00:17:32who are you?
00:17:45Who are you?
00:17:46Who are you?
00:17:48Chantel,
00:17:49this is
00:17:49Amelia,
00:17:50my
00:17:51roommate.
00:17:52Amelia.
00:17:54Whatever.
00:17:55Can you guys just keep it down?
00:17:57I have work
00:17:57tomorrow morning.
00:17:58This is my house?
00:18:01We will be
00:18:02as loud
00:18:02as we want to be.
00:18:04Scream
00:18:04at the top
00:18:05of our lungs!
00:18:07You've got to be
00:18:08kidding me.
00:18:09What's wrong,
00:18:09dog walker?
00:18:11Who's jealous?
00:18:13Jealous?
00:18:13I'm not jealous.
00:18:17Sweet dreams.
00:18:18I can't believe
00:18:25he said I was jealous.
00:18:27How could I ever
00:18:28want to be
00:18:28with a party boy
00:18:29like him?
00:18:30Even if he is
00:18:31kind of hot.
00:18:32See you later.
00:18:51And, um,
00:18:53don't worry about
00:18:54last night.
00:18:55Sorry.
00:18:56I had one too many
00:18:57to drink.
00:18:57It won't happen again.
00:18:58You better not.
00:19:02How's the hangover,
00:19:12roomie?
00:19:13Not now.
00:19:15My head's killing me.
00:19:16We need to talk
00:19:16about last night.
00:19:17No.
00:19:18What we need to do
00:19:18is order a three-egg
00:19:19omelet and home fries.
00:19:22I don't care
00:19:22if you're fooling around
00:19:23with your bimbos.
00:19:24Monogamy wasn't
00:19:25in the contract.
00:19:26But your dad
00:19:27doesn't want people
00:19:27knowing that this
00:19:28is an arranged marriage.
00:19:29And you made it
00:19:30pretty clear to that
00:19:30girl last night
00:19:31that you don't
00:19:32care about me.
00:19:32Fine.
00:19:33I'll have her sign
00:19:33an NDA.
00:19:34Just give me my phone.
00:19:35My sister needs
00:19:37this money,
00:19:38Michelangelo.
00:19:39And if the paparazzi
00:19:40find out about this,
00:19:41then the contract
00:19:42is violated.
00:19:43Then neither of us
00:19:44get what we want.
00:19:45Yeah, no shit.
00:19:46I'm serious.
00:19:48Don't screw this up.
00:19:50I've been dealing
00:19:51with paparazzi
00:19:52since I was a teenager.
00:19:54I know what I'm doing.
00:19:55Dog walker.
00:19:56And just so we're clear,
00:19:57I will fuck
00:19:58whoever I want,
00:19:59whenever I want,
00:20:00whatever I want.
00:20:02Fine.
00:20:03Do whatever you want.
00:20:06Sorry.
00:20:07It's a bit harsh.
00:20:08I just really
00:20:09hung over.
00:20:14That could have gone better.
00:20:20Hey, baby.
00:20:22You know,
00:20:23you don't have to keep
00:20:23working, Amelia.
00:20:24You're rich now.
00:20:26I know.
00:20:27I like it.
00:20:28Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:30You know,
00:20:30I just hope that
00:20:31your work ethic
00:20:32rubs off on my son.
00:20:34Tell me, uh,
00:20:35how are things going
00:20:36between the two of you, huh?
00:20:38Oh, fine.
00:20:39Yeah,
00:20:40we're still getting
00:20:41to know each other.
00:20:42All right.
00:20:43Well, give him time,
00:20:44all right?
00:20:44Oh, and listen,
00:20:46he is not as bad
00:20:47as TMZ says,
00:20:48all right?
00:20:49Look, I promise.
00:20:50I wouldn't be so sure.
00:20:52Yeah, you're right.
00:20:54Well, we'll see you later.
00:20:56Come on, Gucci.
00:20:58Come on.
00:20:59Bye, Gooch.
00:21:03Hey, Amelia.
00:21:04Hey, Jake.
00:21:06Gucci, no.
00:21:07Royce.
00:21:10Say bad dog,
00:21:11but I'm not actually
00:21:12mad about this.
00:21:14It's to see you
00:21:14up close for once.
00:21:16Yeah, same here.
00:21:22Sorry, Gucci's, um,
00:21:27a bit crazy.
00:21:28This whole family, actually.
00:21:31All these rich people
00:21:31are nuts.
00:21:33I should make
00:21:33a reality show.
00:21:34Little dog owners
00:21:35in Beverly Hills.
00:21:38Do you want to walk together?
00:21:41Let these two
00:21:41get to know each other?
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:44I'd like that.
00:21:45So, how long
00:21:51have you been
00:21:51a dog walker?
00:21:52A couple months.
00:21:53I like it.
00:21:55I had a bunch
00:21:55of terrible gigs before.
00:21:57Barista.
00:21:58Uber driver.
00:22:00Delivery guy.
00:22:02Movie extra?
00:22:03You were in a movie.
00:22:04Actually, it was
00:22:05a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:06I was trying to impress you.
00:22:08How about you?
00:22:10How long
00:22:10have you been doing this?
00:22:12I don't know.
00:22:12My whole life, I guess.
00:22:14It started as a summer job
00:22:15and then I turned it
00:22:17into my own business.
00:22:18I want to open
00:22:19a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:21Wow.
00:22:22I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:24Well, they're easier
00:22:24to hang out with
00:22:25than humans sometimes.
00:22:29If you want to hang out
00:22:30with this human sometime.
00:22:32My band's playing
00:22:33at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:35Do you want to go?
00:22:37I don't have to admit
00:22:38I had a crush on you.
00:22:41You did?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45I still do.
00:22:49He's cute.
00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out
00:22:51before I got legally engaged.
00:22:54Then again,
00:22:55that fuckboy
00:22:56has been out having fun.
00:22:59I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:02Hell yeah.
00:23:03I mean, uh,
00:23:05regular.
00:23:06Yeah.
00:23:06I know it's risky,
00:23:10but I'm not a socialite
00:23:12like Michelangelo.
00:23:13I won't have to worry
00:23:14about paparazzi
00:23:14spotting me at the show.
00:23:17Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:20Um, it's just a class ring
00:23:23from high school.
00:23:25Looks pretty big.
00:23:26It was a big school.
00:23:29Public schools.
00:23:30Am I right?
00:23:35I mean, it kind of
00:23:37looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:39Me?
00:23:40Engaged?
00:23:41No.
00:23:42Are you kidding?
00:23:42I'm 24.
00:23:44I'm practically still a baby.
00:23:45I mean, I should be
00:23:46wearing diapers,
00:23:48crawling around,
00:23:49drooling.
00:23:49Nope.
00:23:50Single and ready to mingle.
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:53Ha.
00:23:53Royce pooped.
00:23:58You should pick it up.
00:23:59Where?
00:23:59I don't see it.
00:24:00Just over there.
00:24:08Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:10Of course.
00:24:11It's an office.
00:24:12You want to be CEO,
00:24:14you got to look the part.
00:24:15You mean like,
00:24:16you look like Willy Wonka
00:24:17without the chocolate factory?
00:24:20Very funny.
00:24:21You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:22Yes, I bet.
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:23That means you got to
00:24:24get up to speed
00:24:25rapidamente.
00:24:26So today you're going to
00:24:27be my shadow,
00:24:28you'll be my extra hands
00:24:29and we got a lot to do.
00:24:30Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:24:31Fuck no.
00:24:33Come on, Dad.
00:24:42Wow!
00:24:46Oh my goodness.
00:24:48Are you okay?
00:24:49Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:56You're engaged, remember?
00:24:59And this is our new palette.
00:25:02It's Matt's collection.
00:25:04He really liked these colors,
00:25:05so we did them twice.
00:25:06Um, but yeah,
00:25:09that's the presentation
00:25:11for me,
00:25:13Michelangelo.
00:25:17Yeah!
00:25:18What, Dad?
00:25:23What a day, Dad.
00:25:25It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:26Look at you,
00:25:27you got so lazy
00:25:28just sitting around
00:25:28taking pictures of yourself
00:25:29all the time.
00:25:31Just stick with it,
00:25:32will you, kid?
00:25:33Hard work does pay off.
00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia.
00:25:37What about her?
00:25:38She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:40Nobody taught her
00:25:41how to run a business,
00:25:42but she just worked hard,
00:25:43and now,
00:25:45well, now she earns money
00:25:46doing what she loves.
00:25:47I guess that's impressive.
00:25:49Yeah, see.
00:25:50See, it is.
00:25:51I hope she rubs off
00:25:52on you a little,
00:25:52you know?
00:25:54I just hope I don't
00:25:55get that uptight.
00:25:56Break's over.
00:26:17Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:19One day down.
00:26:21Forty more years to go.
00:26:22Now, this is the time
00:26:26when you go home
00:26:28with Amelia,
00:26:29you talk about
00:26:30the day's work,
00:26:31raise you closer together,
00:26:33comfort each other,
00:26:34just like your mom and I
00:26:35used to do.
00:26:38You know, I'm thinking
00:26:39it's time for the world
00:26:41to meet Amelia
00:26:43tonight.
00:26:46Tonight?
00:26:48Shit.
00:26:49When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:26:50I promised we'd Netflix
00:26:51a bang tonight.
00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:26:56Perfect time to announce
00:26:57our lovely new addition
00:26:58to the Dino Verdino family.
00:27:02Don't you think it's a bit
00:27:03soon, Dad?
00:27:04I mean, we just signed
00:27:06the contract.
00:27:07What's the matter?
00:27:09You're getting along,
00:27:10aren't you?
00:27:10Yeah, yeah.
00:27:11Just really starting
00:27:12to warm up to each other.
00:27:15All right, so it's all settled.
00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock
00:27:17tonight in the limo
00:27:18and don't be late.
00:27:20What?
00:27:24Why, Dad?
00:27:34So, remind me,
00:27:37why are we getting
00:27:38makeovers done again?
00:27:40Because I want to do
00:27:42something nice
00:27:42for my favorite
00:27:43big sister.
00:27:45And?
00:27:47And, you know
00:27:48I never splurge
00:27:48on stuff like this.
00:27:50But, since I'm part
00:27:51of the Dino Levino family
00:27:52now, I think I can afford
00:27:54to let my hair down.
00:27:56You better not let
00:27:56that hair down.
00:27:58Sorry, just an expression.
00:27:59How's it going in there?
00:28:08I'm coming out.
00:28:18Is that bad?
00:28:21I've never seen
00:28:22a dog walker
00:28:23look this hot
00:28:25by that dress
00:28:27ASAP.
00:28:31Leave me alone,
00:28:32party boy.
00:28:34I've got my own
00:28:34function tonight.
00:28:35I've got my own function tonight.
00:28:35As we saw it,
00:28:42I've got my own
00:28:43picture of him.
00:28:44I'm coming up and
00:28:47off the bank.
00:28:51what are you looking at you're spilling all over yourself thanks
00:29:13did you forget my name no this is just something different did you change your hair why do you
00:29:24care the man whore house is yours tonight i'm going out i just forgot my charger awesome thanks
00:29:30i'm taking this wait i've been calling you we're supposed to go to a fundraiser i told you i'm busy
00:29:39hold on amelia
00:29:43all right hey look who's right on time nice where's amelia she's sick she can't make it
00:30:00whoa whoa whoa no if your fiancee's sick you know you can't go out and party
00:30:04yeah you gotta stay home with her give her some give her some nice soup
00:30:09i'll catch both of you for the next one telling me that i hope she feels better soon
00:30:14poor thing okay dad see you in the office
00:30:18stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover i'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:30:29hey it's michael and i'm with dino levino you still track people
00:30:40wow amelia hi
00:30:57you look like you just walked off a runway without a dog sorry i don't come to concerts often
00:31:06i kind of panicked no worries i should have mentioned this is more of a five dollar beer
00:31:11kind of place but you're drinking for free tonight talk to the bartender wow you had good treatment
00:31:18you look like it
00:31:19thanks
00:31:21hey lover boy we're on
00:31:25gotta go find me in the green room after
00:31:30i hope you liked it
00:31:32break a leg
00:31:33lovely boy
00:31:33rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:31:56good
00:32:05good nothing from michelangelo maybe he's learned his lesson
00:32:08one more please
00:32:11but that doesn't mean i'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:32:18jake you guys are great
00:32:26you really think so
00:32:28i just feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:32:31the who
00:32:32you don't know the strokes
00:32:36are they older i'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:32:41it's all right lots of stuff to introduce
00:32:45i have to introduce you to you
00:32:47you want something to drink
00:32:48yeah thank you
00:32:50so when did you learn how to play guitar
00:32:58since i was 13
00:33:00played in bands all through high school and college but
00:33:04i feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:33:06that's awesome
00:33:07and when i get my record deal i can fully quit my job
00:33:11focus on music full time
00:33:13you're gonna quit dog walking
00:33:15i thought you liked it
00:33:16i do but it's just another gig until i hit it big in music
00:33:21i don't even like dogs that much
00:33:23i'm more of a cat person
00:33:25a cat person
00:33:29who doesn't like dogs
00:33:31even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:33:33i don't want to talk about work tonight
00:33:36i just want to relax
00:33:38have a good time
00:33:40you're beautiful you know that
00:33:44i thought i wanted to hook up with jake
00:33:46now i'm not sure
00:33:47we have nothing in common
00:33:49is it weird that i feel a tiny bit guilty
00:33:54the heck i'm tipsy and he's cute
00:33:56michelangelo had his fun now i can have mine
00:34:01it looks like someone needs obedience
00:34:16what's going on
00:34:17that's michelangelo dina lavino the nepo baby underwear model
00:34:22he's not
00:34:23you're coming with me dog walker
00:34:25don't make me get the leash
00:34:26what the hell michelangelo
00:34:28back off dude back off grubby little hipster
00:34:32she's my fiance
00:34:34so that was an engagement ring
00:34:36jake i can explain
00:34:39let's go
00:34:41i'm really sorry jake
00:34:43i'm not jake
00:34:49this is for making me uber all the way to
00:34:51the fuck it's over like
00:34:55and this is for making me listen andy
00:35:01i can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech you're such a hypocrite
00:35:06yeah why don't have the paparazzi following me around just an italian american psycho
00:35:11i'm not following you around
00:35:13you know what i get it you saw me with chantelle last night and now you're jealous
00:35:17oh me jealous did you see the way that you were acting around jake
00:35:22like i would ever fuck a dog walker i am more than a dog walker you playboy prick i have a name
00:35:30wait what are you doing that is an original i'm so sick of your bullshit
00:35:34oh fine i'll just hop in my time machine go back to ancient room and get another one i don't care
00:35:39about your art your money your stupid mansion you're treating me like shit that's from the
00:35:45renaissance you're history's worst nightmare i tried to make this work with you we signed a
00:35:49contract for an arranged marriage did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than
00:35:54a business transaction you are such a simpleton wait wait wait wait wait well at least i'm not a
00:36:03spoiled brat i tried to get along with you you brought this onto yourself i wish i never agreed
00:36:07this awful engagement right back at you i hate you i hate you i hate you more
00:36:23stuff that's not perfect
00:36:34if you actually didn't get it
00:36:37You want to see
00:36:40You want to see
00:37:07You want to see
00:37:37You want to see
00:37:39We don't have to talk about this
00:37:41We got too many drinks
00:37:43We just forget it ever happened
00:37:45If that's what you want
00:37:47Definitely
00:37:48I have to go to work
00:37:53I should get up too
00:37:56Oh my head
00:37:58There's Pedialine in the fridge
00:38:00Thanks for coming today, sis
00:38:02Of course
00:38:03My doctor did say I needed
00:38:06Lots of exercise
00:38:08Well, you look great
00:38:10Thanks
00:38:11I don't feel great
00:38:14The treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:38:17But you, on the other hand
00:38:20Are glowing today
00:38:21What's going on?
00:38:26So...
00:38:27Michelangelo and I had sex last night
00:38:29Wait...
00:38:31For the first time?
00:38:33Yeah
00:38:33We're taking it slow
00:38:35Michelangelo
00:38:37The male gigolo
00:38:39Is taking it slow
00:38:40Maybe I did misjudge him
00:38:44And...
00:38:47How was it?
00:38:50Well...
00:38:50Really bad
00:38:51Right?
00:38:52I knew it
00:38:53Actually...
00:38:54It was the best sex I ever had
00:38:56Well...
00:38:58That explains the glow
00:39:00I am happy for you, sis
00:39:04Physical chemistry is important
00:39:07That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:39:09I don't get it
00:39:11He and I are nothing alike
00:39:13And yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:39:15I feel like...
00:39:16Like an arcade game
00:39:17And he just keeps getting the high score
00:39:18Again and again
00:39:19And...
00:39:20You get the picture
00:39:21Hey
00:39:24Opposites attract
00:39:27I mean...
00:39:28That's why you guys love each other
00:39:30So much
00:39:30Because you're so different
00:39:32Something like that
00:39:34Here comes
00:39:43Right on the schedule
00:39:44Dog walker's in love with me
00:39:46I'll have to let her down easy
00:39:48Weird
00:39:50I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:40:00What was that about?
00:40:04Must be the hangover
00:40:05Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight
00:40:15Maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:40:17Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:40:39And why hasn't she
00:40:41Texted me yet?
00:40:42Sorry to interrupt you
00:40:43I know
00:40:44But you've got to be the hangover
00:40:44and forget to stay healthy
00:40:45You have to pull the dog walker
00:40:46In the chimp thing
00:40:47I've had to be the hangover
00:40:48I maybe would fill theIMO
00:40:48What does it need?
00:40:49I'll do that
00:40:49We already have to if that
00:40:50Right from the dog walker
00:40:51Even when I was like
00:40:51Hello and I missed my name
00:40:51The dog walker
00:40:53I've been there
00:40:54We know
00:41:08talk. I'm not very good with words. Me neither. But last night I... You don't have to say anything.
00:41:18We both know it was a mistake and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever
00:41:23happened. I don't think you understand it. You just listen to me for a second. You don't have
00:41:28to worry about me catching feelings. I'm a big girl. I've had a one-night stand before. I've
00:41:33never been with someone like you before. Okay, I get it. I'm not one of your models or your
00:41:40D-list actresses. You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:41:46I know that if you would take back last night that you would. Frankly, so would I. I mean,
00:41:50you're driving me nuts. You don't understand. Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:41:56I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me. Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:03What happened to Dog Walker? I have a confession to make. Last night, I don't know how, I don't
00:42:14know why. That was the best sex I've ever had in my life. Really? Do I look like I'm lying? I'm not a good
00:42:25actor. I could even do reality TV. But there is a fire between us, Amelia. Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:42:35You sound like you're reading a horoscope. Amelia, please. I know you felt it too.
00:42:45Amelia, please. Don't act like you didn't feel it too. I felt it too.
00:43:02So why are we fighting it? I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:06You do. Me too.
00:43:33so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:43:45light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:43:50no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:43:57till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks
00:44:01the boat you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:44:14you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:44:22i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:44:31together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:44:35oh gucci what's the rush
00:44:50oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:45:06i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into
00:45:14this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:45:20dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman
00:45:26he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for
00:45:34michelangelo dina volino i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:45:40i'm here if you need to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk
00:45:50to is my fiance we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:45:56come on gucci let's go
00:45:59cats are awesome
00:46:04that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:12you think so
00:46:13maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:46:17oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother
00:46:24for me gucci sure but i mean your dog's more amelia's specialty
00:46:29yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date
00:46:33at the dog park at the dog park
00:46:35mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set
00:46:38now go get a lover boy
00:46:42so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:46:57it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with
00:47:07your dainty hands
00:47:12do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:47:16no i like my work
00:47:19what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:47:21have fun
00:47:24you're right i should work less
00:47:27if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:47:34fetch gucci
00:47:39i've got a big surprise
00:47:41a surprise
00:47:43just wait and see
00:47:50have a good night mr dino bellino
00:47:55what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:48:04but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:48:10you know that's awful for dogs right
00:48:15i thought you were off the clock today
00:48:19besides a special occasion
00:48:22i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:48:27no kidding
00:48:28this is for us
00:48:30why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:48:31what else is in the bag
00:48:33just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:48:38you can cook
00:48:51that was so good
00:48:53i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:48:57how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:49:01making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:03did you learn in culinary school
00:49:05no my mom taught me
00:49:08tell me about her
00:49:10i never told a girl about my mom
00:49:13sorry i don't mean to pray
00:49:16she passed away when i was eleven
00:49:19breast cancer
00:49:21but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:49:24she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:49:28she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:49:31we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:49:37i still have all of her recipes
00:49:39here
00:49:40handwritten in italian
00:49:42that's really special
00:49:46i miss her
00:49:47and this might sound corny but
00:49:49i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:49:53it's not corny
00:49:55but i didn't know you're such a softy
00:49:57just don't tell tmz
00:49:59what about your parents
00:50:02my parents died in a car accident
00:50:05when i was 13.
00:50:07it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:09i'm sorry
00:50:10i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:13i don't want to lose her too
00:50:20i'm sorry your story made me emotional
00:50:23i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:50:25i'll help you
00:50:25no no it's fine
00:50:27i like doing the dishes
00:50:28it relaxes me
00:50:30good
00:50:31because i hate them
00:50:32well then i guess we make a good team
00:50:39is it just the wine
00:50:40or am i really falling for
00:50:42or him
00:50:43her
00:50:46you don't want espresso
00:50:55hey
00:50:57hey
00:50:58do you want an espresso
00:51:00i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:02no thank you
00:51:03you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:05okay well don't forget gucci
00:51:07how could i
00:51:10ready bro
00:51:12well let me fix your tie
00:51:15what do you know about ties
00:51:17you wear t-shirts to work
00:51:19and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:51:22touche
00:51:24there you go
00:51:25okay bye
00:51:26bye
00:51:27love you
00:51:30love you
00:51:30love you too
00:51:41sorry
00:51:41it's reflex
00:51:42i didn't mean to say that
00:51:43me neither
00:51:45too soon
00:51:47talk about it later
00:51:48yeah
00:51:49yeah
00:51:49okay
00:51:51okay
00:51:51okay
00:51:52uh could that have been any more awkward
00:51:55and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:51:58look who's here
00:52:03hey my little guy
00:52:06hey little gucci
00:52:08look at this right here
00:52:11let's try
00:52:12oh yeah
00:52:14now here's that
00:52:15here's mine
00:52:16right
00:52:17just like that
00:52:18huh
00:52:19yeah
00:52:19even got one for big brother
00:52:21right there
00:52:23come to papa
00:52:24yes
00:52:25my boy
00:52:27all right
00:52:28all right
00:52:28so
00:52:29we got to talk about this uh
00:52:30this wedding right
00:52:31this is two weeks off
00:52:32hollywood bowl
00:52:33they're waiting for an answer
00:52:35and i bumped into
00:52:36chris martin on the plane
00:52:38he says the band
00:52:39is free
00:52:41you like cold play right
00:52:42dad
00:52:43we can't have the wedding at the hollywood
00:52:47well all right
00:52:48then we'll book uh
00:52:49the magic castle
00:52:50how about that
00:52:51not too big
00:52:51plenty of room for cold play
00:52:53dad
00:52:54let's just pump the brakes
00:52:55we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:52:58what
00:52:58something wrong with Amelia
00:53:00no
00:53:01everything's great
00:53:04better than great
00:53:05honestly
00:53:06but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:53:09that's our thing
00:53:11it's not Amelia's thing
00:53:13i think it'd make it uncomfortable
00:53:16wow i never thought of that
00:53:19you know you have a very good point there
00:53:23i'm very impressed
00:53:25you've never acted like this
00:53:27with any other woman
00:53:29i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:53:33sounds like you might be falling in love
00:53:35love
00:53:38yeah
00:53:39i don't know
00:53:41he's so cute
00:53:43all right all right
00:53:44change the deal
00:53:46gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:53:47all right
00:53:48and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:53:51a wedding with cold play
00:53:54no cold play dad
00:53:56no cold play
00:53:57it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:07it's not working
00:54:09i know it
00:54:09i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:54:11and i'm cured
00:54:14what
00:54:16you're cured
00:54:18oh congratulations
00:54:20thank you
00:54:21i wasn't expecting it
00:54:23i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:54:27it only took two sessions
00:54:29i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:54:32maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:54:34what's wrong sis
00:54:37we should be celebrating
00:54:39i brought prosecco
00:54:41no
00:54:42yeah
00:54:43no i'm good
00:54:44yeah
00:54:44emilia
00:54:46i'm your sister
00:54:48you can tell me anything
00:54:51is it michelangelo
00:54:53is everything okay
00:54:54if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:54:57i will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two
00:55:03it's not michelangelo betsy
00:55:07it's me
00:55:10i have to tell you something
00:55:11i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:55:20what is this game of thrones
00:55:21it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:55:24and you know that i would do anything for you
00:55:27actually he's not that bad
00:55:32i kind of like him
00:55:34yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome
00:55:37we need to get you out of there
00:55:39betsy
00:55:41i have
00:55:42real feelings for him
00:55:44but
00:55:46what about the tabloid stories
00:55:49you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:55:51they banned him for life
00:55:54you'll never go to epcot
00:55:56he's not actually like the stories
00:55:58or at least not to me
00:56:01he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:56:04if you marry michelangelo
00:56:08he will make your life a living hell
00:56:12what if you meet him
00:56:14yeah meet him
00:56:17maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him
00:56:20don't count on it
00:56:21please
00:56:22me just give him a chance
00:56:25fine
00:56:26yes
00:56:27only one
00:56:28yes
00:56:32you won't regret it
00:56:33i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:56:37you better bring the whole bottle
00:56:38thank you for making dinner
00:56:43of course i'm glad she's cancer free
00:56:46we need to celebrate
00:56:49michelangelo
00:56:50you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:56:54right
00:56:55you mean besides me
00:56:56i'm serious
00:56:57it's really important to me that you two get along
00:56:59have a glass of wine
00:57:03tonight's gonna be great
00:57:13it's enormous
00:57:17why would anybody need so much room
00:57:22it's nice to see you too sis
00:57:26nice to finally meet you
00:57:27let's see
00:57:31so this is the
00:57:34infamous uh michelangelo
00:57:40how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:57:4296 domperion
00:57:43amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:57:46yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:57:49it's worth more than my car
00:57:51why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:57:53it's delicious
00:57:59this was made in france
00:58:01sorry can't touch that stuff
00:58:04so
00:58:05who wants a drink
00:58:18you've hardly touched your food
00:58:30it's a little too rich for me
00:58:35mine tastes great
00:58:35so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up
00:58:44you don't mind do you
00:58:47fire away
00:58:47so i know you two have been having your
00:58:53fun
00:58:54um but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
00:58:59i don't think it's going to
00:59:04that's cute and all but
00:59:06what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna
00:59:12jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
00:59:15betsy
00:59:16look
00:59:17i know i have a past
00:59:20but
00:59:21i'm committed to it
00:59:22we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to anything
00:59:25see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
00:59:31we know it all
00:59:33easy betsy
00:59:35i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
00:59:39and if you really cared about amelia
00:59:41you would give her the time
00:59:43and what makes you such an expert
00:59:45i don't see a ring on your finger
00:59:47michelangelo
00:59:48you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
00:59:51it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met him she gets it from you
00:59:55are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia you started it
01:00:03why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:00:08no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:00:12that's not fair michelangelo
01:00:14she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:00:16you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:00:18and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:00:21you know what you can't talk to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:00:26that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she can say
01:00:34whatever she wants not to me you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:00:39see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract
01:00:43doesn't allow for that you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement
01:00:49oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:00:54it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia i love you
01:00:59you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:03shut the fuck up you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:01:14we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries
01:01:18on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:01:21emilia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than him
01:01:35yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can talk about it on the road
01:01:42get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit mexico or canada
01:01:49whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse i don't think romulus
01:01:57and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media
01:02:04you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:02:11get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now yeah you know michelangelo did manage
01:02:22to follow me to the echoplex the other night see he could have a sniper on us
01:02:28it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:02:48oh you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:02:57i've just been busy but it's over with now you should punish me for straying
01:03:06you make me sick i make me sick
01:03:19nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:03:29okay let's get this over with
01:03:31is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry chantel
01:03:43i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:03:50amelia broke up with me
01:03:59it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:04:05never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:04:08fucking devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:04:13i just wanted to come back to me
01:04:20i'll be there
01:04:26amelia hi dad
01:04:30gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:04:33romulus what oh wait well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:04:48we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket
01:04:53i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:04:55oh we can help you find him yeah right oh good thanks good gucci this better not be a trap just come on
01:05:11gucci gucci hey hey where's michael angelo huh i thought you're both together why isn't he here with
01:05:17you oh um he's sorry i'm late dad where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:05:26it's gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:05:32smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here that's it
01:05:36god
01:05:41amelio
01:05:51gucci
01:05:57he's always we've been looking for him all night long
01:06:01We're never gonna find him.
01:06:04Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure.
01:06:07Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:06:10See? They're not gonna kill us.
01:06:13I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:06:18He's really there for his dad. His dad's dog.
01:06:23So you approve now?
01:06:25They didn't say that.
01:06:28Gucci!
01:06:32Gucci!
01:06:33My boy's back!
01:06:35Oh!
01:06:42Okay, okay. I'm a little closer to approving.
01:06:48I might have possibly misjudged you. A little.
01:07:02It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:07:06They just leave out part of the story.
01:07:09Amelia.
01:07:11Can we talk?
01:07:15Please?
01:07:18Amelia.
01:07:20Can we talk?
01:07:22Please?
01:07:24Okay.
01:07:25Amelia.
01:07:26I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:07:39I shouldn't have attacked your sister.
01:07:41And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:07:47I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:07:51Thanks for saying that.
01:07:55I needed to hear that.
01:07:58And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:08:02You're not one.
01:08:04I'm still learning new things about you.
01:08:07Most of them are good.
01:08:10I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:08:13I'm not.
01:08:17You're not? What do you mean?
01:08:18Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:08:23I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:08:26And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:08:32I want to know that our love is real.
01:08:37Dad.
01:08:38What is it, son?
01:08:40I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:08:43Why, son?
01:08:44Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:08:49And not because of some legal obligation.
01:08:54But because she wants to.
01:09:01Consider our contracts null and void.
01:09:03And void.
01:09:10Amelia.
01:09:12Where will it be?
01:09:16Will you marry me?
01:09:19Will you marry me?
01:09:22Yes.
01:09:23I'll marry you.
01:09:33You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:09:42And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:09:45Look at me.
01:09:47I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:09:51All right, all right, you two.
01:09:53That's enough, all right?
01:09:55We spent this whole night together.
01:09:57Come over to my place, all right?
01:09:58We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:10:02Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:10:04I think I can get used to it.
01:10:06And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:10:09I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:10:12Especially Coldplay.
01:10:14We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:10:16It was worth a try.
01:10:17Worth a try.
01:10:40And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:10:44Michelangelo?
01:10:46Ah, Amelia.
01:10:50Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:10:56I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time.
01:11:01And not just about dogs.
01:11:03I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:11:07I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:11:19And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:11:30Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:11:40I love you so much.
01:11:42I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:11:55Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:11:59Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:12:08And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:12:13I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:12:16Te amo Michelangelo.
01:12:18I love you.
01:12:20With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:12:27You may kiss your bride.
01:12:37Thanks.
01:12:39I'm Betsy.
01:12:40Amelia's sister.
01:12:42I'm Jake.
01:12:43Another dog walker.
01:12:45It's crazy.
01:12:46You know, given my sister.
01:12:48But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:12:51Me too!
01:12:55Strong faith, close family.
01:13:00Choosing the who needs to trade.
01:13:04Red Dragon.
01:13:05Record by ShortDramaFree.
01:13:07Follow for more.
01:13:23Red Dragon.
01:13:24Record by ShortDramaFree.
01:13:26Follow for more.
01:13:37You
Recommended
1:34:25
|
Up next
1:50:25
47:19
1:16:11
1:04:28
1:25:54
1:11:25
1:49:53
1:21:24
1:12:14
56:57
1:24:18
1:01:51
1:10:13
1:04:41
2:03:54
1:32:48
1:09:51
1:05:32
1:00:05
1:49:34
54:39
1:40:00
1:20:10
19:27
Be the first to comment