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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.

00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!

00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!

00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!

00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!

00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!

00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:00:27You are such a simpleton!

00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!

00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this on to yourself!

00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:00:40Right back at you!

00:00:42I fucking hate you!

00:00:44I fucking hate you more!

00:01:00So, you were arrested. Again!

00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.

00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!

00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.

00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!

00:01:28Good boy!

00:01:29Oh!

00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:31Hey!

00:01:32I'm here, we are!

00:01:33Oh!

00:01:34Hey!

00:01:35Hey, Jay!

00:01:36Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:37Hey!

00:01:38Hey!

00:01:39Hey, Jay!

00:01:40Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:41Hey, I'm here!

00:01:43Hey, Jay!

00:01:44Oh, you do.

00:01:49Come on, Gucci. Let's go.

00:01:55You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy,

00:01:59it reflects on me.

00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.

00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.

00:02:09I make my own money.

00:02:11See, see.

00:02:12See. Underwear modeling, Lord.

00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man phone.

00:02:17That means free underwear for life.

00:02:19For life.

00:02:21Some parents would be proud.

00:02:22Yeah, other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.

00:02:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.

00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?

00:02:38Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?

00:02:40And don't be late.

00:02:42Bye, Dad.

00:02:44Bye, Dad.

00:02:54Excuse me.

00:02:54Hello, my Gucci.

00:03:05Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?

00:03:08He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?

00:03:13Like you, Amelia.

00:03:16Good one, Romulus.

00:03:17These are great.

00:03:34I still don't have what I'm looking for.

00:03:36Do you guys mind staying a little longer?

00:03:39No problem.

00:03:40Cool.

00:03:40Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.

00:03:43Hi.

00:03:49Michelangelo.

00:03:51Chantal.

00:03:52Nice to meet you.

00:03:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.

00:03:56I've got tickets to the premiere.

00:04:02Hold that thought.

00:04:05Hey, Dad.

00:04:06Where the hell were you?

00:04:08Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.

00:04:10You're supposed to be at the office.

00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.

00:04:15I can meet him later.

00:04:17Now the suit lady's back on the plane again.

00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.

00:04:22Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.

00:04:24You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.

00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.

00:04:30You interned.

00:04:31You went to business school.

00:04:32Well, you have potential, okay?

00:04:35But you say you want to be the CEO?

00:04:38Well, you're going to have to prove it.

00:04:39Because so far, I ain't seen the end date from you.

00:04:44Bye, Dad.

00:04:47Hey.

00:04:49You okay?

00:04:51Yeah.

00:04:52But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.

00:04:55So, it's a really rare form of cancer.

00:05:13Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.

00:05:17Oh my God.

00:05:18There is an experimental treatment.

00:05:21But it's really expensive.

00:05:23And the insurance doesn't cover it.

00:05:26Don't worry about that.

00:05:28I have money saved.

00:05:31I'll find the rest.

00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?

00:05:34We're going to get through this together.

00:05:37Oh, yeah.

00:05:51Ciao, Gucci.

00:05:53Did she have a good mom?

00:05:57What's wrong?

00:06:03I'm sorry.

00:06:05This is...

00:06:05No, no, no.

00:06:06Forget about it.

00:06:06I'm sorry about your sister.

00:06:09The treatments are just really expensive.

00:06:11I have a savings for my doggy daycare.

00:06:14My dream, but...

00:06:16It's only enough for one treatment.

00:06:21And who knows how many she's going to need.

00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.

00:06:26After her parents passed,

00:06:28I would do anything for her.

00:06:29Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.

00:06:36You do?

00:06:36Hmm.

00:06:38Come back tonight.

00:06:40And, uh...

00:06:42Make something nice.

00:06:45Come on, baby.

00:06:46Okay.

00:06:47Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.

00:06:58Except for the dog hair.

00:06:59Come with me.

00:07:03I have someone I want you to meet.

00:07:05Are they from Italy?

00:07:07Yes.

00:07:08Wow.

00:07:08Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.

00:07:12Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.

00:07:17I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?

00:07:19Mm-hmm.

00:07:20Yeah.

00:07:21Aren't you the cleaning lady?

00:07:23I'm a dog walker.

00:07:24Don't be so defensive.

00:07:27I wasn't.

00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.

00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.

00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?

00:07:40Amelia.

00:07:41Hey, arrivederci, huh?

00:07:50Do you want to do me a favor?

00:07:53What, exactly?

00:08:05How does it look?

00:08:06Not half bad.

00:08:07I mean, it's fine.

00:08:10Whatever.

00:08:13Let's do some sexy ones, okay?

00:08:16Or not.

00:08:17I don't feel like being your photographer all night.

00:08:20You work for my dad.

00:08:21You have to do what I say.

00:08:22You don't look like Romulus to me.

00:08:25Just a few more pictures.

00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.

00:08:29I don't need Tinder.

00:08:30I'm an underwear model.

00:08:32My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.

00:08:35Whatever.

00:08:41Pour me another.

00:08:42I told you, I'm...

00:08:43Now!

00:08:43Don't.

00:08:57Fine.

00:08:58See?

00:08:58Dog Walker.

00:08:58That wasn't so hard.

00:08:59What the fuck?

00:09:01This is fucking Prada!

00:09:07Asshole!

00:09:09You crazy bitch!

00:09:12Amelia!

00:09:13What's wrong?

00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink

00:09:17and she flipped out!

00:09:18I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.

00:09:21I'm gonna be leaving.

00:09:22No, no, no, please. I apologize.

00:09:24My son, he's immature.

00:09:26And that's why I invited you.

00:09:29Put forward it.

00:09:31Please.

00:09:31All right.

00:09:32Just have a seat, all right?

00:09:34And I promise he'll be on his best behavior

00:09:36for the rest of the night.

00:09:36Won't you, son?

00:09:38So, Amelia needs money

00:09:40to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.

00:09:44Cancer?

00:09:45And you need to settle down

00:09:48and prove that you're worthy

00:09:49of running the family business.

00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.

00:09:54Okay.

00:09:55I want the business.

00:09:56I think we can, uh,

00:09:59make a deal

00:10:00whereby everyone gets what they want.

00:10:04What kind of deal?

00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.

00:10:08No.

00:10:10You two just have to get married, that's all.

00:10:13What?

00:10:14What?

00:10:15Romulus,

00:10:16what are you saying?

00:10:17I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.

00:10:19Yeah, and I can't marry someone

00:10:21who picks up dog crap for a living.

00:10:22Well, at least I don't pose

00:10:24in my tighty-whities for money.

00:10:26Well, Angelo,

00:10:27look,

00:10:27you have to grow up

00:10:29before you can run out business.

00:10:30And the best way to do that

00:10:32is to get married.

00:10:33We're not even a match.

00:10:35We hate each other.

00:10:36At least I do.

00:10:37Obviously.

00:10:38See?

00:10:39There's something uncommon already.

00:10:41Look, you know,

00:10:43my wife and I,

00:10:44we were opposites.

00:10:46Oh, yeah,

00:10:46we were like pizza

00:10:47and Hawaiian pizza.

00:10:50She sure drove me crazy

00:10:51when we first met her.

00:10:54I know you're probably thinking

00:10:55I'm just some old fool, huh?

00:10:56But I learned a thing or two

00:10:58in 70 years.

00:11:00You two have chemistry.

00:11:02Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.

00:11:04As if.

00:11:06Romulus,

00:11:06isn't there another way?

00:11:08I don't want to be miserable

00:11:09for the rest of my life.

00:11:10Amelia,

00:11:11you do want to help your sister,

00:11:12don't you?

00:11:13Well, you'll be able

00:11:14to afford the treatment

00:11:15if you just agree

00:11:17to this arrangement.

00:11:22What's it gonna be?

00:11:26What's it gonna be?

00:11:29Fine.

00:11:31I'll do it.

00:11:32For Betsy.

00:11:37Well, Angelo,

00:11:38it's not polite

00:11:39to keep a lovely lady waiting.

00:11:41If you're not gonna agree

00:11:42to marry her,

00:11:44then you're gonna lose

00:11:46the business.

00:11:47And you're also gonna lose

00:11:49your inheritance.

00:11:50What the hell, Dad?

00:11:54Fuck it.

00:11:55Fine.

00:11:56I'll do it.

00:11:57Now, let's just

00:11:58go into the office now.

00:12:01The lorries have already

00:12:02drafted the contract.

00:12:03And, son,

00:12:04we're gonna need

00:12:05some champagne.

00:12:07Right in my mind.

00:12:08Yeah.

00:12:08Try and make yourself

00:12:09look decent at home.

00:12:13You will be engaged

00:12:14for a period of 30 days.

00:12:16Followed by a wedding

00:12:18planned by me.

00:12:19And I'll tell you,

00:12:20it's gonna be a big one

00:12:21for the ages, too.

00:12:23I hope the Hollywood Bowl's

00:12:24not booked.

00:12:25Anyway,

00:12:26you must move in together

00:12:28immediately

00:12:28to avoid any suspicion,

00:12:30you know.

00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong

00:12:32with an arranged marriage,

00:12:34but, well,

00:12:35it can't do any good

00:12:36if word got out

00:12:37to the public, right?

00:12:38That's why this has to be

00:12:39our own secret.

00:12:41Are we agreed?

00:12:42sure.

00:12:44All right.

00:12:45Sign in.

00:13:04Salute

00:13:05to the new couple.

00:13:07So,

00:13:17your place

00:13:18or mine?

00:13:19I'm not staying

00:13:20at a doghouse.

00:13:21Fine.

00:13:22Then we'll stay at yours.

00:13:23So this is

00:13:33Michelangelo's place.

00:13:35It's like a museum in here.

00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.

00:13:39Ugh.

00:13:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:13:55What was this?

00:13:57Put it in the trash.

00:13:58This isn't trash.

00:13:59These are my sisters.

00:14:00She's an artist.

00:14:01So put them in your room.

00:14:03I said you could live here,

00:14:04not decorate.

00:14:05Oh, I'm sorry.

00:14:06Is it clashing

00:14:07with your banana hammock?

00:14:08That's man-thong.

00:14:10It's trademarked.

00:14:15Look,

00:14:15I gotta go meet somebody.

00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up

00:14:18by the time I get back,

00:14:18I'm throwing it all

00:14:19in the fireplace.

00:14:21It's electric.

00:14:27Oh,

00:14:28by the way,

00:14:29this is gonna work.

00:14:31You might want

00:14:31to start wearing that.

00:14:34Gee,

00:14:35thanks.

00:14:36Welcome.

00:14:38You're getting married?

00:14:45Betsy,

00:14:45don't tell the whole world.

00:14:47Sorry,

00:14:48Amelia,

00:14:49it's just

00:14:49it's not like you.

00:14:52You're saying you're

00:14:53reserved,

00:14:55safe,

00:14:56like I always taught you.

00:15:00Well,

00:15:00things change

00:15:02when you find out

00:15:02your sister has cancer.

00:15:05And besides,

00:15:06Michelangelo offered

00:15:07to help pay for

00:15:07some of your treatments.

00:15:09So,

00:15:09I'm okay with

00:15:10the quick proposal.

00:15:12Michelangelo?

00:15:13The ninja turtle?

00:15:15No.

00:15:17Michelangelo...

00:15:18Dino Valeno?

00:15:19Maybe you've

00:15:20heard of him?

00:15:21Michelangelo?

00:15:22Dino Valeno?

00:15:23Michelangelo?

00:15:23Shhh.

00:15:27The socialite animal

00:15:28who's like

00:15:29started a hundred

00:15:29canceled Bravo shows?

00:15:31How did you even meet?

00:15:33His dad

00:15:33is one of my clients.

00:15:36It's

00:15:37been a whirlwind

00:15:38of a romance.

00:15:40He's so

00:15:41toxic.

00:15:44Speak

00:15:44of the devil?

00:15:46Oh,

00:15:47yeah.

00:15:49You know,

00:15:49that's probably

00:15:50an old issue.

00:15:52This is a doctor's office.

00:15:55Amelia.

00:15:57Betsy Carlisle?

00:16:00Doctor's ready.

00:16:02We'll talk about

00:16:03this later.

00:16:09Thanks.

00:16:14We're just gonna

00:16:26wet, baby.

00:16:28We're already

00:16:29wet.

00:16:29Where did

00:16:46that come

00:16:46from?

00:16:47Nice place.

00:17:13I love the artwork.

00:17:14Thanks.

00:17:15Finally.

00:17:17Ooh,

00:17:17good taste.

00:17:20Oh,

00:17:21I'm good.

00:17:22You had plenty

00:17:22at dinner.

00:17:24More for me.

00:17:28You know,

00:17:29if you like it

00:17:30down here,

00:17:31you should see

00:17:32the bed.

00:17:33Ooh.

00:17:42Who are you?

00:17:45Who are you?

00:17:48Chantel,

00:17:49this is

00:17:49Amelia,

00:17:50my roommate.

00:17:52Amelia.

00:17:54Whatever.

00:17:55Can you guys

00:17:56just keep it down?

00:17:57I have work

00:17:57tomorrow morning.

00:17:59This is my house?

00:18:01We will be

00:18:02as loud

00:18:02as we want

00:18:03to be.

00:18:04Scream

00:18:04at the top

00:18:05of our lungs!

00:18:07You've got

00:18:07to be kidding me.

00:18:09What's wrong,

00:18:09dog walker?

00:18:11Who's jealous?

00:18:13Jealous?

00:18:13I'm not jealous.

00:18:17Sweet dreams.

00:18:24I can't believe

00:18:25he said I was jealous.

00:18:27How could I ever

00:18:28want to be with

00:18:28a party boy like him?

00:18:30even if he is

00:18:31kind of hot.

00:18:49See you later.

00:18:51And, um,

00:18:53don't worry about

00:18:54last night.

00:18:55Sorry.

00:18:56I had one too many

00:18:57to drink.

00:18:57It won't happen again.

00:18:58You better not.

00:19:11How's the hangover,

00:19:12roomie?

00:19:13Not now.

00:19:15My head's killing me.

00:19:16We need to talk

00:19:16about last night.

00:19:17No.

00:19:18What we need to do

00:19:18is order a three-egg

00:19:19omelet and home fries.

00:19:20I don't care if

00:19:23you're fooling around

00:19:23with your bimbos.

00:19:24Monogamy wasn't

00:19:25in the contract.

00:19:26But your dad

00:19:27doesn't want people

00:19:27knowing that this

00:19:28is an arranged marriage

00:19:29and you made it

00:19:30pretty clear to that

00:19:30girl last night

00:19:31that you don't

00:19:32care about me.

00:19:32Fine.

00:19:33I'll have her sign

00:19:33an NDA.

00:19:34Just give me my phone.

00:19:35My sister needs

00:19:37this money,

00:19:38Michelangelo.

00:19:39And if the paparazzi

00:19:40find out about this,

00:19:41then the contract

00:19:42is violated.

00:19:43Then neither of us

00:19:44get what we want.

00:19:45Yeah, no shit.

00:19:45I'm serious.

00:19:48Don't screw this up.

00:19:50I've been dealing

00:19:51with paparazzi

00:19:52since I was a teenager.

00:19:54I know what I'm doing.

00:19:55Dog walker.

00:19:56And just so we're clear,

00:19:57I will fuck

00:19:58whoever I want.

00:19:59Whenever I want.

00:20:00Wherever I want.

00:20:02Fine.

00:20:03Do whatever you want.

00:20:06Sorry.

00:20:07It's a bit harsh.

00:20:08I'm just really...

00:20:11hungover.

00:20:14That could have

00:20:15gone better.

00:20:20Hey, baby.

00:20:22You know,

00:20:23you don't have

00:20:23to keep working,

00:20:24Amelia.

00:20:25You're rich now.

00:20:26I know.

00:20:27I like it.

00:20:28Ah, it's good to hear.

00:20:30You know,

00:20:30I just hope that

00:20:31your work ethic

00:20:32rubs off on my son.

00:20:34Tell me, uh,

00:20:35how are things going

00:20:36between the two of you,

00:20:37huh?

00:20:38Oh, fine.

00:20:39Yeah,

00:20:40we're still getting

00:20:41to know each other.

00:20:42All right.

00:20:43Well, give him time,

00:20:44all right?

00:20:44Oh, and listen,

00:20:45he is not as bad

00:20:47as TMZ says,

00:20:48all right?

00:20:49Look, I...

00:20:49I promise.

00:20:50I wouldn't be so sure.

00:20:52Yeah, you're right.

00:20:54Well, we'll see you later.

00:20:56Yeah.

00:20:56Come on, Gucci.

00:20:57Yeah.

00:20:58Come on.

00:20:59Bye, Gooch.

00:20:59Hey, Amelia.

00:21:04Hey, Jake.

00:21:06Gucci, no!

00:21:07Royce!

00:21:10Say bad dog,

00:21:11but I'm not actually

00:21:12mad about this.

00:21:14It's to see you up close

00:21:15for once.

00:21:16Yeah.

00:21:17Same here.

00:21:17Sorry, Gucci's, um,

00:21:27a bit crazy.

00:21:28This whole family, actually.

00:21:30All these rich people

00:21:31are nuts.

00:21:33I should make

00:21:33a reality show.

00:21:34Little dog owners

00:21:35of Beverly Hills.

00:21:36Do you want to walk together?

00:21:41Let these two

00:21:41get to know each other?

00:21:43Yeah.

00:21:44I'd like that.

00:21:49So,

00:21:50how long have you

00:21:51been a dog walker?

00:21:52A couple months.

00:21:53I like it.

00:21:54I had a bunch

00:21:55of terrible gigs before.

00:21:57Barista.

00:21:58Uber driver.

00:22:00Delivery guy.

00:22:02Movie extra?

00:22:03You were in a movie.

00:22:04Actually, it was

00:22:05a toothpaste commercial.

00:22:06I was trying to impress you.

00:22:08How about you?

00:22:10How long you been

00:22:11doing this?

00:22:11I don't know.

00:22:12My whole life, I guess.

00:22:14It started as a summer job

00:22:15and then I turned it

00:22:17into my own business.

00:22:18I want to open

00:22:19a doggy daycare someday.

00:22:21Wow.

00:22:22I guess you really

00:22:22like dogs.

00:22:24Well, they're easier

00:22:24to hang out with

00:22:25than humans sometimes.

00:22:29If you want to hang out

00:22:30with this human sometime.

00:22:32My band's playing

00:22:33at the Echoplex tonight.

00:22:35Do you want to go?

00:22:37I don't have to admit

00:22:38I got a crush on you.

00:22:41You did?

00:22:43Yeah.

00:22:45I still do.

00:22:49He's cute.

00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out

00:22:51before I got legally engaged.

00:22:54Then again,

00:22:55that fuckboy

00:22:56has been out having fun.

00:22:57I'd love to go to the concert.

00:23:02Hell yeah.

00:23:03I mean, uh, regular.

00:23:06Yeah.

00:23:08I know it's risky,

00:23:10but I'm not a socialite

00:23:12like Michelangelo.

00:23:13I won't have to worry

00:23:14about paparazzi

00:23:14spotting me at the show.

00:23:15Hey, what's your ring?

00:23:20Um, it's just a class ring

00:23:23from high school.

00:23:25Looks pretty big.

00:23:27It was a big school.

00:23:29Public schools.

00:23:30Am I right?

00:23:31I mean, it kind of

00:23:37looks like an engagement ring.

00:23:39Me?

00:23:40Engaged?

00:23:41No.

00:23:42Are you kidding?

00:23:42I'm 24.

00:23:44I'm practically still a baby.

00:23:45I mean, I should be

00:23:46wearing diapers,

00:23:48crawling around,

00:23:49drooling.

00:23:49Nope.

00:23:50Single and ready to mingle.

00:23:52Okay.

00:23:53Okay.

00:23:53Royce pooped.

00:23:58You should pick it up.

00:23:59Where?

00:23:59I don't see it.

00:24:00Just over there.

00:24:08Do I have to wear

00:24:09a suit every day?

00:24:10Of course.

00:24:11It's an office.

00:24:12You want to be CEO,

00:24:14you got to look the part.

00:24:15You mean like,

00:24:16you look like Willy Wonka

00:24:17without the chocolate factory?

00:24:20Very funny.

00:24:21You know I'm retiring next year.

00:24:22Yes, I know.

00:24:23That means you got to

00:24:24get up to speed

00:24:25rapidamente.

00:24:26So today you're going to

00:24:27be my shadow,

00:24:28you'll be my extra hands

00:24:29and we got a lot to do.

00:24:30Can I get Starbucks first?

00:24:31Fuck no.

00:24:33Come on, Dad.

00:24:43Wow!

00:24:46Oh my goodness.

00:24:48Are you okay?

00:24:49Hi, I'm Michelangelo.

00:24:52You're engaged, remember?

00:24:59And this is our new palette.

00:25:02It's Matt's collection.

00:25:04He really liked these colors,

00:25:05so we did them twice.

00:25:08But yeah,

00:25:09that's the presentation

00:25:11for me,

00:25:13Michelangelo.

00:25:13What, Dad?

00:25:23What a day, Dad.

00:25:25It's not even lunchtime yet.

00:25:26Look at you,

00:25:27you got so lazy

00:25:28just sitting around

00:25:28taking pictures of yourself

00:25:29all the time.

00:25:31Just stick with it,

00:25:32will you, kid?

00:25:33Hard work does pay off.

00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia.

00:25:37What about her?

00:25:38She comes from nothing, son.

00:25:40Nobody taught her

00:25:41how to run a business,

00:25:42but she just worked hard,

00:25:43and now,

00:25:45well, now she earns money

00:25:46doing what she loves.

00:25:47I guess that's impressive.

00:25:49Yeah, see.

00:25:50See, it is.

00:25:51I hope she rubs off

00:25:52on you a little,

00:25:52you know?

00:25:54I just hope I don't

00:25:55get that uptight.

00:25:56Break's over.

00:26:18Well, not too bad, huh?

00:26:19One day down.

00:26:21Forty more years to go.

00:26:22Now, this is the time

00:26:26when you go home

00:26:28with Amelia,

00:26:29you talk about

00:26:30the day's work,

00:26:31raise you closer together,

00:26:33comfort each other,

00:26:34just like your mom and I

00:26:35used to do.

00:26:38You know, I'm thinking

00:26:39it's time for the world

00:26:41to meet Amelia

00:26:43tonight.

00:26:46Tonight?

00:26:48Shit.

00:26:49When am I going to tell Chantel?

00:26:50I promised we'd Netflix

00:26:51a bang tonight.

00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.

00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.

00:26:56Perfect time to announce

00:26:57our lovely new addition

00:26:58to the Dino Verdino family.

00:27:02Don't you think it's a bit

00:27:03soon, Dad?

00:27:04I mean, we just signed

00:27:06the contract.

00:27:07What's the matter?

00:27:09You're getting along,

00:27:10aren't you?

00:27:10Yeah, yeah.

00:27:11Just really starting

00:27:12to warm up to each other.

00:27:15All right, so it's all settled.

00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock

00:27:17tonight in the limo

00:27:18and don't be late.

00:27:20I'll see you at 9 o'clock.

00:27:21I'll see you at 9 o'clock.

00:27:22I'll see you at 9 o'clock.

00:27:23I'll see you at 9 o'clock.

00:27:24Why, Dad?

00:27:24Mm-hmm.

00:27:35So, remind me,

00:27:37why are we getting

00:27:38makeovers done again?

00:27:40Because I want to do

00:27:42something nice

00:27:42for my favorite

00:27:43big sister.

00:27:45And?

00:27:47And, you know I never

00:27:48splurge on stuff like this.

00:27:50But, since I'm part

00:27:51of the Dino Levino family now,

00:27:53I think I can afford

00:27:54to let my hair down.

00:27:55You better not

00:27:56let that hair down.

00:27:58Sorry, just an expression.

00:27:59How's it going in there?

00:28:08I'm coming out.

00:28:18Is that bad?

00:28:20I've never seen a dog walker

00:28:23look this hot

00:28:25by that dress

00:28:27ASAP.

00:28:31Leave me alone,

00:28:32party boy.

00:28:34I've got my own

00:28:34function tonight.

00:28:57What are you looking at?

00:29:11You're spilling

00:29:12all over yourself.

00:29:13Thanks.

00:29:13Um,

00:29:14I...

00:29:15Did you forget my name?

00:29:18No,

00:29:19there's just

00:29:19something

00:29:21different.

00:29:22Did you change your hair?

00:29:24Why do you care?

00:29:24The manwhore house

00:29:26is yours tonight.

00:29:27I'm going out.

00:29:27I just forgot my charger.

00:29:29Awesome.

00:29:30Thanks.

00:29:33I'm taking this.

00:29:35Wait,

00:29:35I've been calling you.

00:29:36We're supposed to go

00:29:36to a fundraiser.

00:29:37I told you.

00:29:38I'm busy.

00:29:39Hold on!

00:29:43Amelia!

00:29:51All right.

00:29:52Hey,

00:29:52look who's right on time.

00:29:54Nice.

00:29:55Where's Amelia?

00:29:57She's

00:29:57sick.

00:29:59She can't make it.

00:30:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.

00:30:02If your fiancé's sick,

00:30:03you know,

00:30:03you can't go out and party.

00:30:05Yeah,

00:30:05you gotta stay home with her.

00:30:07Give her some,

00:30:08give her some nice soup.

00:30:10I'll catch both of you

00:30:11for the next one.

00:30:12Tell Amelia

00:30:12that I hope she feels better soon.

00:30:14Poor thing.

00:30:16Okay, Dad.

00:30:17See you in the office.

00:30:18See you in the office.

00:30:18Stupid dog walker?

00:30:26Tricking me with her makeover.

00:30:27I'll teach her to mess with my plans.

00:30:29Hey,

00:30:37it's Mike Laney with Dean Levino.

00:30:39Do you still track people?

00:30:55Wow.

00:30:56Amelia.

00:30:56You look like you just walked off a runway

00:31:01without a dog.

00:31:04Sorry,

00:31:05I don't come to concerts often.

00:31:06I kind of panicked.

00:31:08No worries.

00:31:08I should have mentioned

00:31:09this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.

00:31:12Yeah.

00:31:12But you're drinking for free tonight.

00:31:15Talk to the bartender.

00:31:16Wow.

00:31:17You had good treatment.

00:31:19You look like it.

00:31:20Thanks, Dad.

00:31:23Hey,

00:31:24lover boy.

00:31:25We're on.

00:31:27Gotta go.

00:31:28Find me in the green room after.

00:31:31Hope you like it.

00:31:32Break a leg,

00:31:33lover boy.

00:31:33Rock stars are so much better

00:31:55than underwear models.

00:31:56All I do

00:31:57You know what I want, babe

00:32:00You know what I want, babe

00:32:01You know what I want, babe

00:32:03Good.

00:32:06Nothing from Michelangelo.

00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson.

00:32:10One more, please.

00:32:11But that doesn't mean

00:32:17I'm not hooking up

00:32:17with Jake tonight.

00:32:24Jake,

00:32:25you guys are great.

00:32:27You really think so?

00:32:30I just feel like

00:32:30we're ripping off the strokes.

00:32:32The who?

00:32:34You don't know

00:32:35the strokes.

00:32:38Are they older?

00:32:39I'm more of a

00:32:40top 40 kind of girl.

00:32:43It's alright.

00:32:44Lots of stuff

00:32:45to introduce you to.

00:32:47You want some of that a drink?

00:32:48Yeah.

00:32:55So,

00:32:56when did you learn

00:32:57how to play guitar?

00:32:59Since I was 13.

00:33:01Played in bands

00:33:02all through high school

00:33:03and college,

00:33:03but

00:33:04I feel like this one's

00:33:05finally going someplace.

00:33:06That's awesome.

00:33:08And when I get my record deal,

00:33:09I can finally quit

00:33:10my job

00:33:11and focus on music full time.

00:33:13You're going to

00:33:13quit dog walking?

00:33:15I thought you liked it.

00:33:17I do,

00:33:18but

00:33:18it's just another gig

00:33:19until I hit it big in music.

00:33:21I don't even like dogs that much.

00:33:23I'm more of a cat person.

00:33:25A cat person?

00:33:26Who doesn't like dogs?

00:33:30I don't want to talk about work tonight.

00:33:36I just want to relax.

00:33:38Have a good time.

00:33:40You're beautiful,

00:33:41you know that?

00:33:41I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.

00:33:46Now I'm not sure.

00:33:47We have nothing in common.

00:33:49Is it weird that I feel

00:33:50a tiny bit guilty?

00:33:54The heck.

00:33:55I'm tipsy,

00:33:55and he's cute.

00:33:57Michelangelo had his fun.

00:33:58Now I can have mine.

00:33:59Looks like someone

00:34:14needs obedience.

00:34:16What's going on?

00:34:17That's Michelangelo Dina Levino,

00:34:20the Nepo Baby underwear model.

00:34:22He's not.

00:34:23You coming with me,

00:34:24dog walker?

00:34:25Don't make me get the leash.

00:34:26What the hell,

00:34:27Michelangelo?

00:34:28Back off, dude.

00:34:30Back off.

00:34:31Grubby little hipster.

00:34:32She's my fiancée.

00:34:34So that was an engagement ring?

00:34:36Jake, I can explain.

00:34:39Let's go.

00:34:41I'm really sorry, Jake.

00:34:43I'm not, Jake.

00:34:47This is for making me Uber

00:34:51all the way to fucking Silver Lake.

00:34:55And this is for making me listen to Andy.

00:35:01I can't believe you did that

00:35:03after your high and mighty speech.

00:35:04You're such a hypocrite.

00:35:05Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi

00:35:07following me around.

00:35:08Just an Italian, American, psycho.

00:35:11I'm not following you around.

00:35:13You know what?

00:35:13I get it.

00:35:14You saw me with Chantel last night,

00:35:16and now you're jealous.

00:35:17Oh, me jealous?

00:35:20Did you see the way

00:35:21that you were acting around Jake?

00:35:22Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.

00:35:25I am more than a dog walker,

00:35:26you playboy prick.

00:35:27I have a name.

00:35:29Wait, what are you doing?

00:35:31That is an original.

00:35:32I'm so sick of your bullshit.

00:35:34Oh, fine.

00:35:35I'll just hop in my time machine,

00:35:37go back to ancient Rome,

00:35:38and get another one.

00:35:39I don't care about your art,

00:35:40your money, your stupid mansion.

00:35:42You're treating me like shit.

00:35:44That's from the Renaissance.

00:35:46You're history's worst nightmare.

00:35:47I tried to make this work with you.

00:35:49We signed a contract.

00:35:50For an arranged marriage.

00:35:52Did you actually think this arrangement

00:35:53would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:35:55You are such a simpleton.

00:35:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:36:01Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.

00:36:04I tried to get along with you.

00:36:05You brought this on to yourself.

00:36:06I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.

00:36:08Right back at you.

00:36:09I fucking hate you.

00:36:12I fucking hate you more.

00:36:14I'm not a clone.

00:36:21I'm not a suspect.

00:36:23I'm not a damals.

00:36:24I'm an objectively.

00:36:24I'm not a teacher.

00:36:25I'm a feelings for a caregiver.

00:36:27I want to learn person.

00:36:29I can't elect you.

00:36:30I'm not a force.

00:36:31I'm not a-

00:36:33I'm not a force.

00:36:34I'm not a force.

00:36:34I'm a force.

00:36:35I'mма a force.

00:36:36I'm a right.

00:36:37I'm a force.

00:36:38I'm a force.

00:36:38You want to see

00:37:08Where am I?

00:37:16Who's spooning me?

00:37:19Is that Jake?

00:37:21How drunk was I?

00:37:25Michelangelo?

00:37:29Dog Walker

00:37:29Oh, I forgot we did that last night

00:37:34Must have been all those free beers

00:37:37We don't have to talk about this, right?

00:37:42We had too many drinks

00:37:43We just figured it'd ever happen

00:37:45If that's what you want

00:37:47Definitely

00:37:48Um, I have to go to work

00:37:53I should get up too

00:37:56Oh, my head

00:37:58There's Pedialine in the fridge

00:38:00Thanks for coming today, sis

00:38:02Of course

00:38:03My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise

00:38:08Well, you look great

00:38:10Thanks

00:38:11I don't feel great

00:38:14The treatment's taking a lot out of me

00:38:17But you, on the other hand, are glowing today

00:38:21Well, what's going on?

00:38:25So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night

00:38:29Wait

00:38:30For the first time?

00:38:33Yeah

00:38:33We're taking it slow

00:38:35Michelangelo

00:38:37The male gigolo

00:38:39Is taking it slow

00:38:40Maybe I did misjudge him

00:38:44And

00:38:46How was it?

00:38:50Well...

00:38:50Really bad

00:38:51Right?

00:38:52I knew it

00:38:53Actually

00:38:53It was the best sex I ever had

00:38:56Well, that explains the glow

00:39:00I am happy for you, sis

00:39:04Physical chemistry is important

00:39:07That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about

00:39:09I don't get it

00:39:11He and I are nothing alike

00:39:13And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons

00:39:15I feel like

00:39:15Like an arcade game

00:39:17And he just keeps getting the high score

00:39:18Again and again

00:39:19And

00:39:19You get the picture

00:39:21Hey

00:39:24Opposites attract

00:39:27I mean

00:39:28That's why you guys love each other so much

00:39:30Because you're so different

00:39:32Something like that

00:39:34Here comes

00:39:43Right on the schedule

00:39:44Dog walker's in love with me

00:39:46I'll have to let her down easy

00:39:48Weird

00:39:50I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning

00:39:52What was that about?

00:40:04Must be the hangover

00:40:05Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight

00:40:15Maybe we can finish what we started last time

00:40:17Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker

00:40:39And why hasn't she

00:40:41Texted me yet

00:40:42Texted me well

00:41:01Hey

00:41:05Hi

00:41:07We should talk

00:41:08We should talk

00:41:08About

00:41:08You should talk

00:41:09About

00:41:09Leslie

00:41:09I'm not very good with words

00:41:14Me neither

00:41:14But last night I...

00:41:16You don't have to say anything

00:41:17We both know it was a mistake

00:41:19And we can just go back to hating each other

00:41:22Like nothing ever happened

00:41:24I don't think you understand it

00:41:25You just listen to me for a second

00:41:27Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings

00:41:29I'm a big girl

00:41:30I've had a one night stand before

00:41:32I've never been with someone like you before

00:41:35Okay, I get it

00:41:37I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses

00:41:41You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily

00:41:45I know that if you would take back last night, that you would

00:41:48Frankly, so would I

00:41:50I mean, you're driving me nuts

00:41:51You don't understand

00:41:52Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out

00:41:55I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me

00:41:58Wait, did you just call me Amelia?

00:42:05What happened to Dog Walker?

00:42:07I have a confession to make

00:42:09Last night

00:42:12I don't know how

00:42:14I don't know why

00:42:15That was the best sex I've ever had in my life

00:42:19Really?

00:42:22Do I look like I'm lying?

00:42:24I'm not a good actor

00:42:25I could even do reality TV

00:42:27But there is a fire between us, Amelia

00:42:33Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry

00:42:35You sound like you're reading a horoscope

00:42:40Amelia

00:42:41Please

00:42:42I know you felt it too

00:42:45Amelia, please

00:42:52Don't act like you didn't feel it too

00:42:55I felt it too

00:42:58So why are we fighting it?

00:43:04I've been thinking about you all day

00:43:06Me too

00:43:08Me too

00:43:38So, I set the kitchen on fire?

00:43:44How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?

00:43:48It's not my fault.

00:43:49They should change the name.

00:43:52No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.

00:43:55If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.

00:43:58The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis, and he almost sinks the boat.

00:44:01You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.

00:44:13Thanks?

00:44:15You know, we could actually try this.

00:44:19Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.

00:44:22I'm serious.

00:44:24The wedding's coming up.

00:44:27We could give it a shot.

00:44:29You mean like you and me?

00:44:31Together, together?

00:44:32Why not?

00:44:34Were you planning on marrying someone else?

00:44:35Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?

00:44:55Oh, hey, Royce.

00:44:58Jake?

00:44:59How's it going?

00:45:01Good.

00:45:02Yeah.

00:45:03Look, the other night was kind of...

00:45:05Crazy.

00:45:06I know.

00:45:07I should have told you about Michelangelo.

00:45:10We were kind of in a fight.

00:45:13I'm sorry for bringing you into this.

00:45:15Is he always like that?

00:45:17So aggressive and controlling?

00:45:19I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.

00:45:21He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.

00:45:25Well, I am his woman.

00:45:27He saw us together and he got jealous.

00:45:29And I don't blame him.

00:45:32Oh, my God.

00:45:32Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?

00:45:36I didn't mean to pry.

00:45:39I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.

00:45:41I'm here if you need to talk.

00:45:43Thanks, Jake.

00:45:45But I'm engaged.

00:45:47Remember?

00:45:48And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.

00:45:51Well, we had a connection.

00:45:53You're a cat person.

00:45:55It never would have worked.

00:45:58Come on, Gucci.

00:45:59Let's go.

00:46:03Cats are awesome.

00:46:04That was a great presentation.

00:46:10The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.

00:46:13You think so?

00:46:13Ooh.

00:46:14Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.

00:46:18Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:46:19Now, listen.

00:46:20I got to fly to Paris for a few days.

00:46:22You mind watching your little brother for me?

00:46:25Gucci?

00:46:25Sure.

00:46:26But, I mean, your dog's more Amelia's specialty.

00:46:29Yeah, but that's how you impress her.

00:46:31You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.

00:46:34At the dog park?

00:46:35Mm-hmm.

00:46:36I just texted her.

00:46:37It's all set.

00:46:39Now, go get her, lover boy.

00:46:52So, you just throw it and he brings it back?

00:46:56You've never played fetch before?

00:46:59It's my dad's dog, not mine.

00:47:03Let me try.

00:47:04That's okay.

00:47:05I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.

00:47:12Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?

00:47:15No.

00:47:16I like my work.

00:47:18What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?

00:47:22You're right.

00:47:24I should work less.

00:47:26If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.

00:47:34Fetch Gucci.

00:47:39I've got a big surprise.

00:47:41A surprise?

00:47:43Just wait and see.

00:47:52Grazie, Enzo.

00:47:53Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.

00:48:00What's that?

00:48:01Special delivery from Mastery-Owned Italian Deli.

00:48:07But Gucci, it's your favorite prosciutto.

00:48:11You know, that's awful for dogs, right?

00:48:15I thought you were off the clock today.

00:48:19Besides, a special occasion.

00:48:20I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.

00:48:27I'm kidding.

00:48:28This is for us.

00:48:30Why don't you get us a corkscrew?

00:48:31What else is in the bag?

00:48:33Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.

00:48:38You can cook?

00:48:39You can cook.

00:48:50That was so good.

00:48:53I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.

00:48:57How did you do this?

00:48:59I can't cook at all.

00:49:01Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.

00:49:03Did you learn in culinary school?

00:49:05No.

00:49:06My mom taught me.

00:49:08Tell me about her.

00:49:09I never told a girl about my mom.

00:49:13Sorry.

00:49:14I don't mean to pray.

00:49:16She passed away when I was 11.

00:49:19Breast cancer.

00:49:20But I have a lot of good memories of her.

00:49:24She grew up in a little village in Tuscany and she taught me everything I know about cooking.

00:49:31We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.

00:49:35I still have all of her recipes here.

00:49:40Handwritten in Italian.

00:49:42That's really special.

00:49:46I miss her.

00:49:48This might sound corny but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.

00:49:54It's not corny.

00:49:56But I didn't know you were such a softie.

00:49:58Just don't tell TMZ.

00:50:02What about your parents?

00:50:03My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.

00:50:08It's been me and Betsy ever since.

00:50:11I'm sorry.

00:50:12I just really hope these treatments work.

00:50:17I don't want to lose her too.

00:50:20I'm sorry.

00:50:21Your story made me emotional.

00:50:23I'm gonna go do the dishes.

00:50:25I'll help you.

00:50:26No.

00:50:26No, it's fine.

00:50:27I like doing the dishes.

00:50:29It relaxes me.

00:50:30Good.

00:50:31Because I hate them.

00:50:33Well, then I guess we make a good team.

00:50:38Is it just the wine?

00:50:40Or am I really falling for...

00:50:43Him?

00:50:43Her.

00:50:43You don't want espresso.

00:50:55Hey.

00:50:57Hey.

00:50:58Do you want an espresso?

00:51:00I just figured out how to make the machine work.

00:51:02No, thank you.

00:51:03You need to have a morning meeting.

00:51:04I'm kind of in a rush.

00:51:05Okay.

00:51:06Well, don't forget Gucci.

00:51:08How could I?

00:51:08Okay.

00:51:10Ready, bro?

00:51:11Well, let me fix your tie.

00:51:15What do you know about ties?

00:51:17You wear t-shirts to work.

00:51:19And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.

00:51:22Touche.

00:51:24There you go.

00:51:25Okay, bye.

00:51:26Bye.

00:51:29Love you.

00:51:30Love you, too.

00:51:31Love you, too.

00:51:41Sorry.

00:51:42It's reflex.

00:51:43I didn't mean to say that.

00:51:44Me neither.

00:51:45Too soon.

00:51:47Talk about it later?

00:51:49Yeah.

00:51:51Okay.

00:51:53Could that have been any more awkward?

00:51:54And is Michelangelo really in love with me?

00:52:01Look who's here.

00:52:03Hey, my little guy.

00:52:06Hey, little Gucci.

00:52:08Look at this right here.

00:52:10Huh?

00:52:11Let's try it.

00:52:13Oh, yeah.

00:52:14Now, here's mine.

00:52:17Just like that, huh?

00:52:19Yeah.

00:52:19Even got one for Big Brother.

00:52:21Right there.

00:52:22Come to Papa.

00:52:24Yeah, my boy.

00:52:27All right, all right.

00:52:28So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?

00:52:31This is two weeks off.

00:52:33Hollywood Bowl.

00:52:33They're waiting for an answer.

00:52:35And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.

00:52:38He says the band is free.

00:52:41You like Coldplay, right?

00:52:42Dad, you can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.

00:52:46Oh.

00:52:47Well, all right.

00:52:48Then we'll book the Magic Castle.

00:52:50How about that?

00:52:51Not too big.

00:52:51Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?

00:52:54Let's just pump the brakes.

00:52:56We cannot plan a wedding like this.

00:52:58Why?

00:52:58Something wrong with Amelia?

00:53:00No.

00:53:02Everything's great.

00:53:03It's better than great, honestly.

00:53:06But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.

00:53:09That's our thing.

00:53:11It's not Amelia's thing.

00:53:13I think it'd make her uncomfortable.

00:53:14Wow, I never thought of that.

00:53:19You have a very good point there.

00:53:23I'm very impressed.

00:53:25You've never acted like this with any other woman.

00:53:29I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.

00:53:31Sounds like you might be falling in love.

00:53:35Love?

00:53:38Yeah, love.

00:53:39I don't know.

00:53:41He's so cute.

00:53:43All right, all right.

00:53:44Change of deal.

00:53:46Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?

00:53:48And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair,

00:53:51a wedding with Coldplay.

00:53:54No Coldplay, Dad.

00:53:56No Coldplay.

00:53:57So, it's about my cancer treatment.

00:54:07It's not working.

00:54:09I know it.

00:54:10I talked to my doctors yesterday.

00:54:13And I'm cured.

00:54:15What?

00:54:16You're cured?

00:54:18Oh, congratulations.

00:54:22I wasn't expecting it.

00:54:24I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.

00:54:27It only took two sessions?

00:54:29I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.

00:54:33Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.

00:54:36What's wrong, sis?

00:54:37We should be celebrating!

00:54:39I brought Prosecco.

00:54:41No, yeah.

00:54:43No, I'm good.

00:54:44Yeah.

00:54:45Amelia, I'm your sister.

00:54:48You can tell me anything.

00:54:51Is it Michelangelo?

00:54:53Is everything okay?

00:54:54If that punk pretty boy hurts you,

00:54:57I will take that man thong

00:54:58and give him a wedgie so far up his butt

00:55:00that it will cut him in two.

00:55:03It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.

00:55:07It's me.

00:55:10I have to tell you something.

00:55:11I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage!

00:55:20What is this, Game of Thrones?

00:55:21It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.

00:55:24And you know that I would do anything for you.

00:55:28Actually, he's not that bad.

00:55:30I kind of like him.

00:55:34Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.

00:55:37We need to get you out of there.

00:55:39Betsy, I have real feelings for him.

00:55:44But what about the tabloid stories?

00:55:48You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.

00:55:51They banned him for life!

00:55:54You'll never go to Epcot.

00:55:55He's not actually like the stories.

00:55:58Or at least not to me.

00:56:01He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.

00:56:05If you marry Michelangelo,

00:56:08he will make your life a living hell.

00:56:12What if you meet him?

00:56:14Yeah, meet him.

00:56:17Maybe he'll change your mind.

00:56:18Maybe you'll actually like him.

00:56:20Don't count on it.

00:56:21Please, me, just give him a chance.

00:56:25Fine.

00:56:27Yes.

00:56:27Only one.

00:56:28Yes.

00:56:32You won't regret it.

00:56:33I'm going to go get the Prosecco.

00:56:37You better bring the whole bottle.

00:56:41Thank you for making dinner.

00:56:43Of course.

00:56:44I'm glad she's cancer-free.

00:56:46We need to celebrate.

00:56:49Michelangelo,

00:56:50you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?

00:56:55You mean besides me?

00:56:56I'm serious.

00:56:57It's really important to me that you two get along.

00:57:00Have a glass of wine.

00:57:03Tonight's going to be great.

00:57:14It's enormous.

00:57:15It's enormous.

00:57:16Why would anybody need so much room?

00:57:22It's nice to see you too, sis.

00:57:26Nice to finally meet you.

00:57:28Let's see.

00:57:28So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.

00:57:39How about we start off with a glass of champagne?

00:57:42$96 Dom Perignon?

00:57:44Amelia said that's the year that you were born.

00:57:46Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.

00:57:49It's worth more than my car.

00:57:51Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?

00:57:53$8.99 at Ralph's.

00:57:57It's delicious.

00:57:59This was made in France.

00:58:01Sorry, can't touch that stuff.

00:58:04So, who wants a drink?

00:58:06You hardly touch your food.

00:58:30It's a little too rich for me.

00:58:34Mine tastes great.

00:58:37So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.

00:58:44You don't mind, do you?

00:58:47Fire away.

00:58:49So, I know you two have been having your...

00:58:52fun.

00:58:54Um, but...

00:58:55what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?

00:59:00I don't think it's going to.

00:59:03That's cute and all, but...

00:59:05What about her career?

00:59:07Are you going to support her?

00:59:09Or kids?

00:59:09What's your stance on that?

00:59:11Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?

00:59:15Betsy!

00:59:16Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.

00:59:22We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.

00:59:25See, Michelangelo, that's my point.

00:59:27You two are getting married, and you barely know each other.

00:59:31We know now.

00:59:33Easy, Betsy.

00:59:35I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.

00:59:38And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.

00:59:43And what makes you such an expert?

00:59:45I don't see a ring on your finger.

00:59:47Michelangelo...

00:59:48You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.

00:59:51It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.

00:59:53She gets it from you.

00:59:53Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

00:59:57You started it.

01:00:03Why don't we all just calm down?

01:00:06Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.

01:00:08No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.

01:00:12That's not fair, Michelangelo.

01:00:14She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.

01:00:16You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.

01:00:18And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happen.

01:00:21You know what?

01:00:22You can't talk to Betsy like that.

01:00:24That's my sister.

01:00:25She just survived cancer.

01:00:29That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.

01:00:32This is my house too, and she can say whatever she wants.

01:00:35Not to me!

01:00:36You know, maybe she should be concerned.

01:00:37I don't like this side of you.

01:00:39See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,

01:00:42but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.

01:00:44You told her?

01:00:46She's my sister.

01:00:47I don't care.

01:00:47That violates our agreement.

01:00:49Oh, is that all I am to you?

01:00:51A contractual agreement?

01:00:52Some kind of obligation?

01:00:53It's not what I meant.

01:00:55It came out wrong, Amelia.

01:00:57I love you.

01:00:59You love me?

01:01:00Don't listen to him.

01:01:01He doesn't even know what that means.

01:01:03Shut the fuck up!

01:01:04You know what?

01:01:06Maybe she was right.

01:01:07I shouldn't have signed that contract.

01:01:09It's over.

01:01:14We need to get out of here.

01:01:17I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix

01:01:19to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.

01:01:25Amelia, I know this is hard to hear,

01:01:28but he did the right thing.

01:01:32You do so much better than him.

01:01:35Yeah.

01:01:36But he isn't a monster.

01:01:38I shouldn't have said that.

01:01:40We can talk about it on the road.

01:01:42Get packing,

01:01:43and if we leave now,

01:01:45we can get to Mexico by dawn.

01:01:46Lay low for a bit.

01:01:47Mexico?

01:01:48Or Canada.

01:01:50Whatever.

01:01:51It's that,

01:01:51or stay here and get sued

01:01:52by the Dino Lavinos.

01:01:55Or worse.

01:01:55I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.

01:01:59I mean,

01:01:59I only told you about the contract.

01:02:02It's not like I told the media.

01:02:03You don't know that.

01:02:06We're liabilities.

01:02:08Lose ends.

01:02:09You should listen to more True Kind podcast.

01:02:15Get rid of that thing

01:02:17that could be tracking us right now.

01:02:20Yeah, you know,

01:02:21Michelangelo did manage to follow me

01:02:23to the Echoplex the other night.

01:02:25See?

01:02:26He could have a sniper on us.

01:02:32It's Romulus.

01:02:34Hey, Romulus.

01:02:36What?

01:02:37What do you mean Gucci's missing?

01:02:39You came.

01:02:53Against my better judgment.

01:02:55I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.

01:02:57I've just been busy,

01:02:59but

01:02:59it's over with now.

01:03:03You should

01:03:04punish me for straying.

01:03:06You make me sick.

01:03:10I make me sick.

01:03:19Nice

01:03:20underwear.

01:03:23It's a great craftsmanship.

01:03:24Okay.

01:03:30Let's get this over with.

01:03:34Is that all you have to say?

01:03:36Do you even realize how hot I am?

01:03:38I'm

01:03:39I'm

01:03:39I'm sorry.

01:03:41Chantel,

01:03:41I thought I wanted this.

01:03:46But I don't.

01:03:49I'm not the stud that I used to be.

01:03:51Amelia broke up with me.

01:03:59It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.

01:04:04Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walk with my hair.

01:04:08I am fucking devastated.

01:04:11And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.

01:04:14I just wanted to come back to me.

01:04:16I don't know.

01:04:21Over there.

01:04:26Amelia?

01:04:28Hi, Dad.

01:04:31Gucci's gone?

01:04:32I'll be right there.

01:04:41Romulus.

01:04:41What?

01:04:42Oh.

01:04:44What?

01:04:45Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.

01:04:48We're practically in the house, and then all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket.

01:04:53I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!

01:04:57Well, we can help you find him.

01:05:00Yeah?

01:05:00Right?

01:05:03Good, thanks.

01:05:05Gucci!

01:05:05This better not be a trap.

01:05:07Just come on.

01:05:11Gucci!

01:05:12Gucci!

01:05:13Gucci!

01:05:13Hey, hey, hey, where's Michelangelo?

01:05:15Huh?

01:05:16I thought you were both together.

01:05:17Why isn't he here with you?

01:05:18Oh, um, he's...

01:05:20Sorry, I'm late, Dad.

01:05:22Where were you?

01:05:23I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's.

01:05:27It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.

01:05:28If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.

01:05:32Smart move, dude.

01:05:33Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto here.

01:05:36Yeah, that's it.

01:05:41Amelia.

01:05:41I don't know if I can't do it yet.

01:05:51Gucci!

01:05:57He's hopeless.

01:05:58We've been looking for him all night long.

01:06:03We're never going to find him.

01:06:05Don't give up, Dad.

01:06:06He's just off having a little adventure.

01:06:08Keep looking.

01:06:08He'll turn up in a few minutes.

01:06:11See?

01:06:12They're not going to kill us.

01:06:14I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.

01:06:19He's really there for his dad.

01:06:21His dad's dog.

01:06:24So you approve now?

01:06:25They didn't say that.

01:06:29Gucci!

01:06:30My boy's back!

01:06:35Oh!

01:06:42Okay, okay.

01:06:45I'm a little closer to approving.

01:06:48I might have possibly misjudged you.

01:07:01A little.

01:07:03It's okay.

01:07:04Most of what the tabloids publish is true.

01:07:07They just leave out part of the story.

01:07:10Amelia, can we talk?

01:07:16Please?

01:07:16Amelia, can we talk?

01:07:23Please?

01:07:25Okay.

01:07:34Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.

01:07:39I shouldn't have attacked your sister,

01:07:42and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.

01:07:44I'm sorry.

01:07:45I'm sorry about earlier tonight.

01:07:46I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.

01:07:53Thanks for saying that.

01:07:56I needed to hear that.

01:07:59And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.

01:08:02You're not one.

01:08:03I'm tired, someone for calling you a monster.

01:08:05I'm still learning new things about you.

01:08:07I'm still learning new things about you.

01:08:07Most of them are good.

01:08:10I'm happy we signed the contract.

01:08:14I'm not.

01:08:14you're not what do you mean

01:08:18Amelia this

01:08:21might sound crazy but

01:08:23I meant it when I said

01:08:25that I love you

01:08:26and I don't want some silly piece of paper

01:08:30to pee the reason that we stay together

01:08:31I want to know that our love is real

01:08:35dad

01:08:38what is this on

01:08:39I want to cancel the contract

01:08:42between me and Amelia

01:08:43why son

01:08:45because I want to ask her to marry me

01:08:48and not because of some

01:08:51legal obligation

01:08:53but because she wants to

01:08:56consider our contract

01:09:03Noel and Boyd

01:09:05Amelia

01:09:11what will it be

01:09:14will you marry me

01:09:17will you marry me

01:09:20yes

01:09:23I'll marry you

01:09:24you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world

01:09:42and I'm the happiest dog walker

01:09:45look at me

01:09:47I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct

01:09:49all right

01:09:52all right you two

01:09:53that's enough all right

01:09:54we spent this whole night together

01:09:56come over to my place

01:09:58all right

01:09:59we'll have a nice breakfast

01:10:00Italian style

01:10:01hopefully it's not

01:10:03too rich for you

01:10:04I think I can get used to it

01:10:07and

01:10:07then we can all discuss the wedding

01:10:09all right

01:10:09I want to hear from everybody involved

01:10:12especially cold play

01:10:14we're not getting cold play dad

01:10:16it was worth a try

01:10:18and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows

01:10:43michelangelo

01:10:44amelia

01:10:49even though we're far from a perfect couple

01:10:53we're

01:10:54perfect together

01:10:56I've

01:10:57learned so much from you in

01:10:59such a short amount of time

01:11:01and

01:11:01not just about dogs

01:11:02I don't know how I ever managed anything without you

01:11:07I'm

01:11:10looking

01:11:12forward to your

01:11:13support and counsel

01:11:15as I take over

01:11:16the family business from my father this year

01:11:18and

01:11:19in return

01:11:20I

01:11:21promise

01:11:22to

01:11:24be patient

01:11:25and a loving husband

01:11:27as you turn our backyard

01:11:28into the doggy daycare

01:11:30you've always dreamed of

01:11:31I

01:11:33uh

01:11:34um

01:11:35amelia

01:11:37you are

01:11:37the only thing better

01:11:39than free underwear

01:11:40I love you so much

01:11:43I never thought I would end up with a former

01:11:52man thong model

01:11:53but

01:11:54here we are

01:11:55michelangelo

01:11:57you've helped me come out of my shell

01:11:59and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest

01:12:01something I hope to do more of

01:12:02on our honeymoon in Italy

01:12:03and although we haven't spent much time together

01:12:11it feels like a lifetime

01:12:13in a good way

01:12:14I know your mom would be proud of you

01:12:17ti amo michelangelo

01:12:18I love you

01:12:19with the power vested in me by almighty god

01:12:23and the city of beverly hills

01:12:24I now pronounce you husband

01:12:26and wife

01:12:27you may kiss your bride

01:12:29thanks

01:12:38I'm betsy

01:12:40Amelia's sister

01:12:41I'm jake

01:12:43another dog walker

01:12:45it's crazy

01:12:47you know

01:12:47given my sister

01:12:48but

01:12:48I've always been more of a cat person

01:12:50me too

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