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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.

00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!

00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!

00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!

00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!

00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!

00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:00:27You are such a simpleton!

00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!

00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this on to yourself!

00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:00:40Right back at you!

00:00:42I fucking hate you!

00:00:44I fucking hate you more!

00:01:00So, you were arrested. Again!

00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.

00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!

00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.

00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!

00:01:28Good boy!

00:01:29Oh!

00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:31Hey!

00:01:32I'm here, we are!

00:01:33Oh!

00:01:34Oh!

00:01:35Oh!

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00:01:37Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:38Hey!

00:01:39I'm here, we are!

00:01:40Oh!

00:01:41Hey, Jay!

00:01:42Oh!

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00:01:51Oh!

00:01:52Come on, Gucci! Let's go!

00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me!

00:02:01Reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.

00:02:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle!

00:02:09I make my own money!

00:02:11Oh, you see, see...

00:02:13Underwear modeling, lord!

00:02:15I'm the spokesperson for man thought.

00:02:17Pope. That means free underwear for life. For life. Some parents would be proud. Yeah, other parents

00:02:23would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then. You are next up to be CEO at Dino

00:02:30Volino Cosmetics. Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?

00:02:38Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right? And don't be late.

00:02:43Bye, Dad.

00:02:47Excuse me.

00:03:01Ew. Hello, my Gucci. Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh? He needs to settle down and find

00:03:10himself a nice girl, huh? Like you, Amelia.

00:03:16Good one, Romulus.

00:03:17These are great. I still don't have what I'm looking for. Do you guys mind staying a little

00:03:38longer? No problem. Cool. Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.

00:03:48Hi. I'm Michelangelo.

00:03:51Chantal. Nice to meet you.

00:03:54I couldn't notice how hot you are. I've got tickets to the premiere...

00:04:00Hold that thought.

00:04:05Hey, Dad.

00:04:06Where the hell were you?

00:04:09Dad, I'm at a photo shoot.

00:04:10You're supposed to be at the office.

00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.

00:04:15I can meet him later.

00:04:17Now, the suit lady's back on the plane again.

00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.

00:04:21Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.

00:04:24You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.

00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.

00:04:30You interned. You went to business school.

00:04:33You have potential, okay?

00:04:35But you say you want to be the CEO?

00:04:38Well, you're going to have to prove it because so far,

00:04:41I ain't seen the end date from you.

00:04:44Bye, Dad.

00:04:47Hey.

00:04:49You okay?

00:04:51Yeah.

00:04:51Um, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.

00:05:07So, it's a really rare form of cancer.

00:05:14Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.

00:05:17Oh, my God.

00:05:17There is an experimental treatment.

00:05:21But it's really expensive.

00:05:24And my insurance doesn't cover it.

00:05:26Don't worry about that.

00:05:28I have money saved.

00:05:31I'll find the rest.

00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?

00:05:34We're going to get through this together.

00:05:37Yeah.

00:05:38Yeah.

00:05:39Yeah.

00:05:40Yeah.

00:05:41Yeah.

00:05:42Yeah.

00:05:43Yeah.

00:05:44Yeah.

00:05:45Yeah.

00:05:46Yeah.

00:05:47Yeah.

00:05:51Ciao, Gucci.

00:05:53Did she have a good walk?

00:05:57What's wrong?

00:06:03I'm sorry.

00:06:05This is...

00:06:05No, no.

00:06:06Forget about it.

00:06:06I'm sorry about your sister.

00:06:08The treatments are just really expensive.

00:06:11I have a savings for my doggy daycare.

00:06:14My dream, but it's only enough for one treatment, and who knows how many she's going to need.

00:06:22Betsy practically raised us.

00:06:25After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.

00:06:29Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.

00:06:36You do?

00:06:37Hmm.

00:06:38Come back tonight, and, uh, make something nice.

00:06:43Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.

00:06:56Except for the dog hair.

00:06:59Come with me.

00:07:02I have someone I want you to meet.

00:07:05Are they from Italy?

00:07:06Are they from Italy?

00:07:07Yes.

00:07:08Wow.

00:07:08Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.

00:07:12Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.

00:07:17I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?

00:07:19Mm-hmm.

00:07:20Yeah.

00:07:20Aren't you the cleaning lady?

00:07:23I'm a dog walker.

00:07:24Don't be so defensive.

00:07:27I wasn't.

00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.

00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.

00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?

00:07:40Amelia.

00:07:42Arrivederci, huh?

00:07:50Do you want to do me a favor?

00:07:56What, exactly?

00:08:05How does it look?

00:08:06Not half bad.

00:08:08I mean, it's fine.

00:08:10Whatever.

00:08:13Let's do some sexy ones, okay?

00:08:16Or not.

00:08:17I don't feel like being your photographer all night.

00:08:19You work for my dad.

00:08:21You have to do what I say.

00:08:22You don't look like Romulus to me.

00:08:25Just a few more pictures.

00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.

00:08:29I don't need Tinder.

00:08:30I'm an underwear model.

00:08:32My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.

00:08:35Whatever.

00:08:41Pour me another.

00:08:42I told you, I'm...

00:08:43Now!

00:08:47Fine.

00:08:49See, dog walker.

00:08:55That wasn't so hard.

00:08:59What the fuck?

00:09:01This is fucking Prada!

00:09:07Asshole!

00:09:09You crazy bitch!

00:09:12Amelia!

00:09:13Whoa.

00:09:13What's wrong?

00:09:14I asked her to pour me another drink

00:09:17and she flipped out!

00:09:18I'm sorry, Romulus,

00:09:20but your son is a prick.

00:09:21I'm gonna be leaving.

00:09:22No, no, no, please.

00:09:22I apologize.

00:09:24My son, he's just immature.

00:09:26All right?

00:09:27And that's why I invited you to...

00:09:29Put forward it.

00:09:31Please.

00:09:31All right?

00:09:32Just have a seat.

00:09:33All right?

00:09:34And I promise,

00:09:35he'll be on his best behavior

00:09:36for the rest of the night.

00:09:36Won't you, son?

00:09:37So, Amelia needs money

00:09:40to pay for her sister's

00:09:41cancer treatment.

00:09:44Cancer?

00:09:45Yeah.

00:09:46And you need to settle down

00:09:48and prove that you're worthy

00:09:49of running the family business.

00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.

00:09:54Okay.

00:09:55I want the business.

00:09:56I think we can, uh,

00:09:59make a deal

00:10:00whereby everyone gets

00:10:02what they want.

00:10:04What kind of deal?

00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.

00:10:08No.

00:10:10You two just have to get married,

00:10:11that's all.

00:10:13What?

00:10:14What?

00:10:15Romulus,

00:10:16what are you saying?

00:10:17I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.

00:10:19Yeah, and I can't marry

00:10:21someone who picks up dog crap

00:10:22for a living.

00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose

00:10:24in my tighty-whities for money.

00:10:26Oh, Angelo.

00:10:27Look,

00:10:27you have to grow up

00:10:29before you can run out business.

00:10:30And the best way to do that

00:10:32is to get married.

00:10:33We're not even a match.

00:10:35We hate each other.

00:10:36At least I do.

00:10:37Obviously.

00:10:38See?

00:10:39There's something

00:10:40uncommon already.

00:10:41Look, you know,

00:10:43my wife and I,

00:10:44we were opposites.

00:10:46Oh, yeah,

00:10:46we were like pizza

00:10:47and Hawaiian pizza.

00:10:50She sure drove me crazy

00:10:51when we first met her.

00:10:54I know you're probably thinking

00:10:55I'm just some old fool,

00:10:56huh?

00:10:56But I learned a thing

00:10:58or two in 70 years.

00:11:00You two have chemistry.

00:11:02Yeah,

00:11:02like a nuclear bomb.

00:11:04As if.

00:11:06Romulus,

00:11:06isn't there another way?

00:11:08I don't want to be miserable

00:11:09for the rest of my life.

00:11:10Amelia,

00:11:11you do want to help

00:11:11your sister,

00:11:12don't you?

00:11:13Well,

00:11:14you'll be able to afford

00:11:14the treatment

00:11:15if you just agree

00:11:17to this arrangement.

00:11:22What's it gonna be?

00:11:26What's it gonna be?

00:11:29Fine.

00:11:31I'll do it.

00:11:32For Betsy.

00:11:33Phil Angelo,

00:11:38it's not polite

00:11:39to keep a lovely lady waiting.

00:11:41If you're not gonna agree

00:11:42to marry her,

00:11:44then you're gonna lose

00:11:46the business.

00:11:47And you're also gonna lose

00:11:49your inheritance.

00:11:50What the hell, Dad?

00:11:54Fuck it.

00:11:55Fine.

00:11:56I'll do it.

00:11:57Now,

00:11:57let's just

00:11:58go into the office now.

00:12:01The lorries have already

00:12:02drafted the contract

00:12:03and,

00:12:04son,

00:12:04we're gonna need

00:12:05some champagne.

00:12:07You're in my market.

00:12:08Yeah.

00:12:08Try and make yourself

00:12:09look decent at home.

00:12:13You will be engaged

00:12:14for a period of 30 days.

00:12:16Followed by a wedding

00:12:18planned by me.

00:12:19And I'll tell you,

00:12:20it's gonna be a big one

00:12:21for the ages, too.

00:12:23I hope the Hollywood Bowl

00:12:24is not booked.

00:12:25Anyway,

00:12:26you must move in together

00:12:28immediately

00:12:28to avoid any suspicion.

00:12:30you know?

00:12:31Look,

00:12:31there's nothing wrong

00:12:32with an arranged marriage,

00:12:34but,

00:12:34well,

00:12:35it can't do any good

00:12:36if word got out

00:12:37to the public,

00:12:37right?

00:12:38That's why this has to be

00:12:39our own secret.

00:12:41Are we agreed?

00:12:43Sure.

00:12:44All right.

00:12:45Sign here.

00:12:46Salute to the new couple.

00:13:07So,

00:13:07your place or mine?

00:13:19I'm not staying at a doghouse.

00:13:21Fine.

00:13:22Then we'll stay at yours.

00:13:23So this is Michelangelo's place.

00:13:35It's like a museum in here.

00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.

00:13:40Ugh.

00:13:40Whoa,

00:13:55what was this?

00:13:57Put it in the trash.

00:13:58This isn't trash.

00:13:59These are my sisters.

00:14:00She's an artist.

00:14:01So put them in your room.

00:14:03I said you could live here,

00:14:04not decorate.

00:14:05Oh,

00:14:05I'm sorry.

00:14:06Is it clashing with your banana hammock?

00:14:08That's man-thong.

00:14:10It's trademarked.

00:14:15Look,

00:14:15I gotta go meet somebody.

00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up

00:14:18by the time I get back,

00:14:18I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.

00:14:21It's electric.

00:14:27Oh,

00:14:28by the way,

00:14:29this is gonna work.

00:14:31You might want to start wearing that.

00:14:32Gee,

00:14:35thanks.

00:14:36Welcome.

00:14:42You're getting married?

00:14:44Shh,

00:14:45Betsy,

00:14:45don't tell the whole world.

00:14:47Sorry,

00:14:48Amelia,

00:14:49it's just,

00:14:50it's not like you.

00:14:52You're saying you're

00:14:53reserved,

00:14:55safe,

00:14:56like I always taught you.

00:15:00Mom,

00:15:00things change

00:15:02when you find out

00:15:02your sister has cancer.

00:15:05And besides,

00:15:06Michelangelo offered

00:15:07to help pay for some of your treatments.

00:15:09So,

00:15:09I'm okay with the quick proposal.

00:15:12Michelangelo?

00:15:13The Ninja Turtle?

00:15:15No.

00:15:17Michelangelo...

00:15:18Dino Valeno?

00:15:19Maybe you've heard of him?

00:15:21Michelangelo Dino Valeno?

00:15:23Michelangelo?

00:15:23Shh.

00:15:27The socialite animal

00:15:28has, like,

00:15:29started a hundred

00:15:29canceled Bravo shows?

00:15:31How did you even meet?

00:15:33His dad is one of my clients.

00:15:36It's been a whirlwind of a romance.

00:15:40He's so toxic.

00:15:44Speak of the devil.

00:15:45Oh, yeah.

00:15:49You know,

00:15:49that's probably

00:15:50an old issue.

00:15:52This is a doctor's office.

00:15:55Amelia.

00:15:57Betsy Carlisle?

00:15:59Doctor's ready.

00:16:02We'll talk about this later.

00:16:03We're just going to wet, baby.

00:16:28We're already wet.

00:16:29Where did that come from?

00:16:47Where did that come from?

00:16:59Nice place.

00:17:13I love the artwork.

00:17:14Thanks.

00:17:15Finally.

00:17:17Ooh, good taste.

00:17:20Oh, I'm good.

00:17:22You had plenty at dinner.

00:17:24More for me.

00:17:24You know,

00:17:29if you like it down here,

00:17:31you should see the bed.

00:17:41Who are you?

00:17:46Who are you?

00:17:48Chantel,

00:17:49this is Amelia,

00:17:50my roommate.

00:17:52Amelia.

00:17:54Whatever.

00:17:55Can you guys just keep it down?

00:17:57I have work tomorrow morning.

00:17:59This is my house?

00:18:01We will be as loud as we want to be.

00:18:04Scream at the top of our lungs!

00:18:07You've got to be kidding me.

00:18:09What's wrong, Dog Walker?

00:18:11Who's jealous?

00:18:13Jealous?

00:18:13I'm not jealous.

00:18:17Sweet dreams.

00:18:24I can't believe he said I was jealous.

00:18:27How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?

00:18:30Even if he is kind of hot.

00:18:32See you later.

00:18:51And, um,

00:18:53don't worry about last night.

00:18:55Sorry.

00:18:56I had one too many to drink.

00:18:57It won't happen again.

00:18:58Better not.

00:18:59I had one too many to drink.

00:19:11How's the hangover, roomie?

00:19:13Not now.

00:19:15My head's killing me.

00:19:16We need to talk about last night.

00:19:17No.

00:19:18What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.

00:19:20I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.

00:19:24Monogamy wasn't in the contract.

00:19:26But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.

00:19:29And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.

00:19:32Fine.

00:19:33I'll have her sign an NDA.

00:19:34Just give me my phone.

00:19:36My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.

00:19:39And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.

00:19:43Then neither of us get what we want.

00:19:44Yeah, no shit.

00:19:46I'm serious.

00:19:48Don't screw this up.

00:19:50I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.

00:19:54I know what I'm doing.

00:19:55Dog walker.

00:19:56And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.

00:19:59Whenever I want.

00:20:00Wherever I want.

00:20:02Fine.

00:20:03Do whatever you want.

00:20:06Sorry.

00:20:07It's a bit harsh.

00:20:08I just really hung over.

00:20:14That could have gone better.

00:20:19Hey, baby.

00:20:22You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.

00:20:25You're rich now.

00:20:26I know.

00:20:27I like it.

00:20:28Ah, it's good to hear.

00:20:30You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.

00:20:34Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?

00:20:38Oh, fine.

00:20:39Yeah.

00:20:40We're still getting to know each other.

00:20:42All right.

00:20:43Well, give him time, all right?

00:20:44Oh, and listen.

00:20:46He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?

00:20:49Look, I promise.

00:20:50I wouldn't be so sure.

00:20:52Yeah, you're right.

00:20:54Well, we'll see you later.

00:20:56Yeah.

00:20:56Come on, Gucci.

00:20:57Come on.

00:20:59Bye, Gooch.

00:21:03Hey, Amelia.

00:21:04Hey, Jake.

00:21:06Gucci, no!

00:21:07Royce!

00:21:08I see a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.

00:21:14It's to see you up close for once.

00:21:16Yeah, same here.

00:21:24Sorry.

00:21:25Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.

00:21:28This whole family, actually.

00:21:31All these rich people are nuts.

00:21:33I should make a reality show.

00:21:34The little dog owner is Beverly Hills.

00:21:36Do you want to walk together?

00:21:41Let these two get to know each other?

00:21:43Yeah.

00:21:44I'd like that.

00:21:45So, how long have you been a dog walker?

00:21:52A couple months.

00:21:53I like it.

00:21:54I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.

00:21:57Barista.

00:21:58Uber driver.

00:22:00Delivery guy.

00:22:02Movie extra?

00:22:03You were in a movie.

00:22:04Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.

00:22:06I was trying to impress you.

00:22:07How about you?

00:22:10How long have you been doing this?

00:22:12I don't know.

00:22:12My whole life, I guess.

00:22:14It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.

00:22:18I want to open a doggy daycare someday.

00:22:21Wow.

00:22:22I guess you really like dogs.

00:22:23Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.

00:22:29If you want to hang out with this human sometime.

00:22:32My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.

00:22:35Do you want to go?

00:22:37I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.

00:22:41You did?

00:22:43Yeah.

00:22:45I still do.

00:22:46He's cute.

00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.

00:22:54Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.

00:23:00I'd love to go to the concert.

00:23:02Hell yeah.

00:23:04I mean, uh, regular.

00:23:06Yeah.

00:23:08I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.

00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.

00:23:17Hey, what's your ring?

00:23:20Um, it's just a class ring from high school.

00:23:25Looks pretty big.

00:23:27It was a big school.

00:23:29Public schools.

00:23:30Am I right?

00:23:36I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.

00:23:39Me?

00:23:40Engaged?

00:23:41No.

00:23:42Are you kidding?

00:23:42I'm 24.

00:23:44I'm practically still a baby.

00:23:45I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.

00:23:49Nope.

00:23:50Single and ready to mingle.

00:23:52Okay.

00:23:56Royce pooped.

00:23:58I should pick it up.

00:23:59Where?

00:23:59I don't see it.

00:24:00Just over there.

00:24:02Do I have to wear a suit every day?

00:24:10Of course.

00:24:11It's an office.

00:24:12You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.

00:24:15You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?

00:24:20Very funny.

00:24:21You know I'm retiring next year.

00:24:22Yes, I know.

00:24:23Yeah, that means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.

00:24:26So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.

00:24:30Can I get Starbucks first?

00:24:31Fuck no.

00:24:33Come on, Dad.

00:24:34Oh my goodness.

00:24:47Are you okay?

00:24:49Hi, I'm Michelangelo.

00:24:56You're engaged, remember?

00:24:57And this is our new palette.

00:25:02It's Matt's collection.

00:25:04He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.

00:25:08But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.

00:25:20What, Dad?

00:25:23What a day, Dad.

00:25:25It's not even lunchtime yet.

00:25:26Look at you.

00:25:27You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.

00:25:31Just stick with it, will you, kid?

00:25:33Hard work does pay off.

00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia.

00:25:37What about her?

00:25:38She comes from nothing, son.

00:25:40Nobody taught her how to run a business.

00:25:42But she just worked hard, and now she earns money doing what she loves.

00:25:47I guess that's impressive.

00:25:49Yeah, see.

00:25:50See, it is.

00:25:51I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?

00:25:54I just hope I don't get that uptight.

00:25:56Break's over.

00:26:18Well, not too bad, huh?

00:26:19One day down.

00:26:21Forty more years to go.

00:26:23Hey, hey, hey.

00:26:25Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.

00:26:37You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.

00:26:46Tonight?

00:26:48Shit.

00:26:49When am I going to tell Chantel?

00:26:50I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.

00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.

00:26:54Lights, camera, red carpet.

00:26:56Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdina family.

00:27:01Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?

00:27:04I mean, we just signed the contract.

00:27:07What's the matter?

00:27:08You're getting along, aren't you?

00:27:10Yeah, yeah.

00:27:11Just really starting to warm up to each other.

00:27:15All right, so it's all settled.

00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo, and don't be late.

00:27:20All right, Dad.

00:27:35So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?

00:27:40Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.

00:27:45And?

00:27:47And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.

00:27:50But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,

00:27:53I think I can afford to let my hair down.

00:27:56You better not let that hair down.

00:27:58Sorry, just an expression.

00:28:06How's it going in there?

00:28:08I'm coming out.

00:28:18It's that bad.

00:28:20I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.

00:28:26Buy that dress.

00:28:27ASAP.

00:28:31Leave me alone, party boy.

00:28:34I've got my own function tonight.

00:28:35It's not.

00:28:50I've got my own function.

00:28:51It's so cute.

00:28:52It's so cute.

00:28:54It's so cute.

00:28:55It's so cute.

00:28:56It's so cute.

00:28:56What are you looking at?

00:29:11You're spilling all over yourself.

00:29:13Thanks.

00:29:13Um, I...

00:29:15Did you forget my name?

00:29:18No, it's just something different.

00:29:22Did you change your hair?

00:29:24Why do you care?

00:29:24The manwhore house is yours tonight.

00:29:27I'm going out.

00:29:27I just forgot my charger.

00:29:29Awesome, thanks.

00:29:33I'm taking this.

00:29:35Wait, I've been calling you.

00:29:36We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.

00:29:37I told you, I'm busy.

00:29:39Hold on!

00:29:43Amelia!

00:29:51All right, hey, look who's right on time.

00:29:54Nice.

00:29:55Where's Amelia?

00:29:57She's sick.

00:29:59She can't make it.

00:30:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.

00:30:02If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.

00:30:05Yeah, you got to stay home with her.

00:30:07Give her some nice soup.

00:30:10I'll catch both of you for the next one.

00:30:12Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.

00:30:14Poor thing.

00:30:16Okay, Dad.

00:30:17See you in the office.

00:30:18See you in the office.

00:30:20See you in the office.

00:30:22Stupid dog walker?

00:30:26Tricking me with her makeover.

00:30:27I'll teach her to mess with my plans.

00:30:29Hey, it's Mike Lennon with Dean Levino.

00:30:39Do you still track people?

00:30:40Do you still track people?

00:30:42Wow.

00:30:56Amelia.

00:30:57Hi.

00:30:57You look like you just walked off a runway

00:31:01Without a dog

00:31:03Sorry, I don't come to concerts often

00:31:06I kind of panicked

00:31:07No worries, I should have mentioned

00:31:09This is more of a five dollar beer kind of place

00:31:11Yeah

00:31:12But you're drinking for free tonight

00:31:14Talk to the bartender

00:31:16Wow, the IP treatment

00:31:18You look like it

00:31:19Thanks

00:31:21Hey, lover boy

00:31:24We're on

00:31:25Gotta go

00:31:28Find me in the green room after

00:31:30Hope you liked it

00:31:32Break a leg, lover boy

00:31:33Rock stars are so much better than underwear models

00:31:56Good, nothing from Michelangelo

00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson

00:32:08One more please

00:32:11But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight

00:32:18Jake, you guys are great

00:32:26You really think so?

00:32:30I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes

00:32:31The who?

00:32:34You don't know the strokes

00:32:36Are they older?

00:32:39I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl

00:32:41It's alright

00:32:44Lots of stuff to introduce you to

00:32:45You want some of that a drink?

00:32:48Yeah

00:32:48Thank you

00:32:50So

00:32:56When did you learn how to play guitar?

00:32:59Since I was 13

00:33:00Played in bands all through high school and college

00:33:03But

00:33:04I feel like this one's finally going someplace

00:33:06That's awesome

00:33:07And when I get my record deal

00:33:09I can finally quit my job

00:33:11Focus on music full time

00:33:13You're gonna quit dog walking?

00:33:15I thought you liked it

00:33:16I do, but

00:33:18It's just another gig until I hit it big in music

00:33:20I don't even like dogs that much

00:33:22I'm more of a cat person

00:33:24A cat person?

00:33:29Who doesn't like dogs?

00:33:31Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci

00:33:32I don't want to talk about work tonight

00:33:35I just want to relax

00:33:37Have a good time

00:33:39You're beautiful, you know that?

00:33:44I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake

00:33:46Now I'm not sure

00:33:47We have nothing in common

00:33:49Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?

00:33:54The heck

00:33:54I'm tipsy

00:33:55And he's cute

00:33:56Michelangelo had his fun

00:33:58Now I can have mine

00:34:02Looks like someone needs obedience

00:34:15What's going on?

00:34:18That's Michelangelo Dina Levino

00:34:19The Nepo baby underwear model

00:34:21He's not

00:34:23You coming with me, dog walker?

00:34:25Don't make me get the leash

00:34:26What the hell, Michelangelo?

00:34:28Back off, dude

00:34:30Back off

00:34:31Grubby little hipster

00:34:32She's my fiancée

00:34:33So that was an engagement ring

00:34:35Jake, I can explain

00:34:37Let's go

00:34:39I'm really sorry, Jake

00:34:42I'm not, Jake

00:34:44This

00:34:49Is for making me Uber

00:34:51All the way to fucking Silver Lake

00:34:52And this is for making me listen to Andy

00:34:56I can't believe you did that

00:35:03After your high and mighty speech

00:35:04You're such a hypocrite

00:35:05Yeah, well I don't have the paparazzi following me around

00:35:08Just an Italian, American, psycho

00:35:10I'm not following you around

00:35:12You know what?

00:35:13I get it

00:35:14You saw me with Chantel last night

00:35:16And now you're jealous

00:35:17Me jealous?

00:35:20Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?

00:35:22Like I would ever fuck a dog walker

00:35:25I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick

00:35:27I have a name

00:35:28Wait, what are you doing?

00:35:31That is an original

00:35:31I'm so sick of your bullshit

00:35:33Oh, fine

00:35:35I'll just hop in my time machine

00:35:37Go back to ancient Rome

00:35:38And get another one

00:35:39I don't care about your art

00:35:40Your money, your stupid mansion

00:35:41You're treating me like shit

00:35:43That's from the renaissance

00:35:45You are history's worst nightmare

00:35:47I tried to make this work with you

00:35:49We signed a contract

00:35:50For an arranged marriage

00:35:51Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:35:55You are such a simpleton

00:35:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

00:36:01Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat

00:36:03I tried to get along with you

00:36:05You brought this on to yourself

00:36:06I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement

00:36:08Right back at you

00:36:09I fucking hate you

00:36:12I fucking hate you more

00:36:42I fucking hate you more

00:36:44I fucking hate you more

00:36:45I fucking hate you more

00:36:46I fucking hate you more

00:36:47I fucking hate you more

00:36:48I fucking hate you more

00:36:49I fucking hate you more

00:36:50I fucking hate you more

00:36:51I fucking hate you more

00:36:52I fucking hate you more

00:36:53I fucking hate you more

00:36:54I fucking hate you more

00:36:55I fucking hate you more

00:36:56I fucking hate you more

00:36:57I fucking hate you more

00:36:58I fucking hate you more

00:36:59I fucking hate you more

00:37:00I fucking hate you more

00:37:01I fucking hate you more

00:37:02I fucking hate you more

00:37:03I fucking hate you more

00:37:04I fucking hate you more

00:37:05I fucking hate you more

00:37:06I fucking hate you more

00:37:07I fucking hate you more

00:37:08I fucking hate you more

00:37:09where am i who's spooning me

00:37:17is that jake how drunk was i

00:37:23michelangelo dog walker oh i forgot we did that last night

00:37:34must have been all those free beers

00:37:37we don't have to talk about this we had too many drinks

00:37:43just forget it ever happened if that's what you want

00:37:47definitely um i have to go to work

00:37:53i should get up too oh my head

00:37:58there's pedialine in the fridge thanks for coming today sis

00:38:02of course my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise

00:38:08well you look great thanks i don't feel great

00:38:14the treatment's taking a lot out of me

00:38:18you on the other hand are glowing today

00:38:22what's going on so michelangelo and i had

00:38:28sex last night wait for the first time

00:38:34yeah we're taking it slow michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow

00:38:42maybe i did misjudge him and how was it

00:38:47well really bad right i knew it actually it was the best sex i ever had

00:38:55that explains the glow i am happy for you sis physical chemistry is important that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about i don't get it he and i are nothing alike and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons i feel like like an arcade game and it just keeps getting the high score again and again and you get the picture

00:39:17hey

00:39:26opposites attract i mean that's why you guys love each other so much

00:39:31because you're so different something like that

00:39:39here comes right on the schedule dog walker's in love with me

00:39:47i'll have to let her down easy weird i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning

00:40:02what was that about must be the hangover

00:40:09hey i'd like to hang out tonight maybe we can finish what we started last time

00:40:30hey unfortunately something came up i i can't make it tonight

00:40:37why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker and why hasn't she texted me yet

00:40:51we should talk about it last night

00:40:53i'm not very good with words me neither but last night i you don't have to say anything

00:41:03we both know it was a mistake

00:41:05and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever happened

00:41:19i don't think you understand if you just listen to me for a second

00:41:23you don't have to worry about me catching feelings i'm a big girl i've had a one night stand before

00:41:31i've never been with someone like you before

00:41:33i've never been with someone like you before

00:41:35okay i get it i'm not one of your your models or your your d-list actresses

00:41:41you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily

00:41:45i know that if you would take back last night

00:41:47that you would frankly so would i

00:41:49i mean you're driving me nuts you don't understand

00:41:51let's let's get some takeout and figure this thing out

00:41:55i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me

00:41:59wait did you just call me amelia

00:42:05what happened to dog walker

00:42:07i have a confession to make

00:42:11last night i don't know how i don't know why

00:42:15that was the best sex i've ever had in my life

00:42:19really

00:42:21do i look like i'm lying

00:42:23i'm not a good actor

00:42:25i could even do reality tv

00:42:27but

00:42:29there is a fire

00:42:31between us amelia some kind of crazy

00:42:33cosmic chemistry

00:42:35you sound like you're reading a horoscope

00:42:39amelia

00:42:41please

00:42:43don't act like you didn't feel it too

00:42:47i felt it too

00:42:49amelia

00:42:51please

00:42:53don't act like you didn't feel it too

00:42:55i felt it too

00:42:57so why are we fighting it

00:42:59i've been thinking about you all day

00:43:01i do

00:43:03i've been thinking about you all day

00:43:05i do

00:43:07i do

00:43:09i do

00:43:11i do

00:43:13i do

00:43:15i do

00:43:17so

00:43:27i set the kitchen on fire

00:43:29how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire

00:43:33it's not my fault they should change the name

00:43:49they should change the name

00:43:51no wonder they cancelled

00:43:53vanderpump's super yacht

00:43:55if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode

00:43:57the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis

00:43:59and he almost sinks the boat

00:44:01you know

00:44:07when you're not acting like a complete douchebag

00:44:09you're not so bad

00:44:11thanks

00:44:13you know we could actually try this

00:44:17hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything

00:44:21i'm serious

00:44:23the wedding's coming up

00:44:25we could give it a shot

00:44:27you mean like you and me

00:44:29together together

00:44:31why not

00:44:33were you planning on marrying someone else

00:44:35oh

00:44:49gucci what's the rush

00:44:53oh

00:44:55hey royce

00:44:57jake

00:44:59how's it going

00:45:01good

00:45:03look the other night was kind of

00:45:05crazy

00:45:07i know

00:45:09i should have told you about michelangelo

00:45:11we were kind of in a fight

00:45:13i'm sorry for bringing you into this

00:45:15is he always like that

00:45:17so aggressive and controlling

00:45:19i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that

00:45:21he was like a caveman lugging home his woman

00:45:25well i am his woman

00:45:27he saw us together and he got jealous

00:45:29and i don't blame him

00:45:31oh my god

00:45:33am i actually sticking up for michelangelo

00:45:35dina volino

00:45:37i didn't mean to pry

00:45:39just wanted to make sure everything's okay

00:45:41i'm here if you need to talk

00:45:43thanks jake

00:45:45but i'm engaged

00:45:47remember

00:45:49and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance

00:45:51we had a connection

00:45:53you're a cat person

00:45:55it never would have worked

00:45:57come on gucci

00:45:59let's go

00:46:01cats are awesome

00:46:03wow

00:46:05that was a

00:46:07great presentation

00:46:09the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line

00:46:11you think so

00:46:13ooh

00:46:15maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing

00:46:17oh yeah yeah

00:46:18now listen

00:46:19i gotta fly to paris for a few days

00:46:21you mind watching your little brother for me

00:46:23gucci

00:46:24gucci sure

00:46:25but i mean

00:46:26you know dogs are more amelia's specialty

00:46:28yeah but that's how you impress her

00:46:30you invite her for a romantic date

00:46:32at the dog park

00:46:34at the dog park

00:46:35mm-hmm

00:46:36i just texted her

00:46:37it's all set

00:46:38now

00:46:40go get her lover boy

00:46:42so

00:46:52so

00:46:53you just throw it and he brings it back

00:46:55you've never played fetch before

00:46:57it's

00:46:58it's my dad's dog

00:47:00not mine

00:47:01let me try

00:47:03that's okay

00:47:04i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your

00:47:07dainty hands

00:47:08do you ever get tired of the dog stuff

00:47:13no

00:47:15i like my work

00:47:17what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun

00:47:21you're right i should work less

00:47:25if nothing else

00:47:27you're letting me get closer to my little brother

00:47:29fetch gucci

00:47:30i've got a big surprise

00:47:40a surprise

00:47:42just wait and see

00:47:44i have a good night mr deno bellino

00:47:59what's that?

00:48:01special delivery from masterione's italian deli

00:48:05but gucci

00:48:07it's your favourite prosciutto

00:48:09You know, that's awful for dogs, right?

00:48:13I thought you were off the clock today.

00:48:17Besides, a special occasion.

00:48:21I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.

00:48:25I'm kidding. This is for us.

00:48:29Why don't you get us a court screw? What else is in the bag?

00:48:33Just some imported Italian ingredients, so I can make you a real Italian dinner.

00:48:37You can cook?

00:48:51That was so good.

00:48:53I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.

00:48:57How did you do this? I can't cook at all.

00:49:00Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.

00:49:03Did you learn in culinary school?

00:49:05No, my mom taught me.

00:49:07Tell me about her.

00:49:09I never told a girl about my mom.

00:49:13Sorry, I don't mean to pray.

00:49:15She passed away when I was 11.

00:49:19Breast cancer.

00:49:21But I have a lot of good memories of her.

00:49:23She grew up in a little village in Tuscany and she taught me everything I know about cooking.

00:49:29We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.

00:49:35I still have all of her recipes here.

00:49:39Handwritten in Italian.

00:49:41That's really special.

00:49:45I miss her.

00:49:47This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.

00:49:53It's not corny.

00:49:55But I didn't know you were such a softy.

00:49:57Just don't tell TMZ.

00:50:01What about your parents?

00:50:03My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.

00:50:07It's been me and Betsy ever since.

00:50:09I'm sorry.

00:50:11I just really hope these treatments work.

00:50:16I don't want to lose her too.

00:50:20I'm sorry.

00:50:21Your story made me emotional.

00:50:22I'm gonna go do the dishes.

00:50:24I'll help you.

00:50:25No, no it's fine.

00:50:26I like doing the dishes.

00:50:28It relaxes me.

00:50:29Good.

00:50:30Cause I hate them.

00:50:32Well then I guess we make a good team.

00:50:38Is it just the wine?

00:50:40Or am I really falling for...

00:50:42Him?

00:50:43Her.

00:50:45You don't want espresso.

00:50:55Hey.

00:50:56Hey.

00:50:57Do you want an espresso?

00:50:59I just figured out how to make the machine work.

00:51:01No thank you.

00:51:02You need to have a morning meeting.

00:51:04I'm kind of in a rush.

00:51:05Okay, well, don't forget Gucci.

00:51:07How could I?

00:51:10Ready bro?

00:51:11Well, let me fix your tie.

00:51:15What do you know about ties?

00:51:16You wear t-shirts to work.

00:51:18And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.

00:51:21Touche.

00:51:23There you go.

00:51:24Okay, bye.

00:51:25Bye.

00:51:29Love you.

00:51:30Love you too.

00:51:31Sorry.

00:51:32Reflex.

00:51:33I didn't mean to say that.

00:51:34Me neither.

00:51:35Too soon.

00:51:36Talk about it later?

00:51:37Yeah.

00:51:38Okay.

00:51:39Okay.

00:51:40Ugh.

00:51:41Could that have been any more awkward?

00:51:42And is Michelangelo really in love with me?

00:51:45Ha, look who's here!

00:51:46Hey, my little guy!

00:51:47Hey, little Gucci!

00:51:50Could that have been any more awkward?

00:51:55And is Michelangelo really in love with me?

00:52:01Look who's here.

00:52:03Hey, my little guy.

00:52:06Hey, little Gucci.

00:52:08Look at this right here.

00:52:11Let's try it.

00:52:13Oh, yeah.

00:52:14Now, here's mine.

00:52:17Just like that.

00:52:18Yeah, even got one for Big Brother.

00:52:21Right there.

00:52:23Come to Papa.

00:52:24Yeah, my boy.

00:52:27All right, all right.

00:52:28So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?

00:52:31This is two weeks off.

00:52:33Hollywood Bowl, they're waiting for an answer.

00:52:35And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.

00:52:38He says the band is free.

00:52:41You like Coldplay, right?

00:52:42Dad, you can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.

00:52:45Well, all right, then we'll book the Magic Castle.

00:52:50How about that?

00:52:51Not too big.

00:52:51Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?

00:52:54Let's just pump the brakes.

00:52:55We cannot plan a wedding like this.

00:52:58Why?

00:52:58Something wrong with Amelia?

00:53:00No.

00:53:02Everything's great.

00:53:03It's better than great, honestly.

00:53:05But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.

00:53:09That's our thing.

00:53:11It's not Amelia's thing.

00:53:13I think it'd make her uncomfortable.

00:53:16Wow, I never thought of that.

00:53:19You know, you have a very good point there.

00:53:23I'm very impressed.

00:53:25You've never acted like this with any other woman.

00:53:29I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.

00:53:32Sounds like you might be falling in love.

00:53:35Love?

00:53:38Yeah.

00:53:39I don't know.

00:53:41He's so cute.

00:53:43All right, all right.

00:53:44Change of deal.

00:53:46Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?

00:53:48And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair,

00:53:51a wedding with Coldplay.

00:53:54No Coldplay, Dad.

00:53:56No Coldplay.

00:53:57So, it's about my cancer treatment.

00:54:07It's not working.

00:54:09I know it.

00:54:10I talked to my doctors yesterday.

00:54:13And I'm cured.

00:54:15What?

00:54:16You're cured?

00:54:18Oh, congratulations.

00:54:22I wasn't expecting it.

00:54:24I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.

00:54:27It only took two sessions?

00:54:29I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.

00:54:33Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.

00:54:36What's wrong, sis?

00:54:37We should be celebrating!

00:54:39I brought Prosecco.

00:54:41No.

00:54:42Yeah.

00:54:43No, I'm good.

00:54:44Yeah.

00:54:45Amelia, I'm your sister.

00:54:48You can tell me anything.

00:54:49Is it Michelangelo?

00:54:53Is everything okay?

00:54:54If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two.

00:55:02It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.

00:55:07It's me.

00:55:10I have to tell you something.

00:55:14I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage!

00:55:20What is this, Game of Thrones?

00:55:21It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.

00:55:24And you know that I would do anything for you.

00:55:28Actually, he's not that bad.

00:55:32I kind of like him.

00:55:34Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.

00:55:37We need to get you out of there.

00:55:39Betsy, I have real feelings for him.

00:55:43But, what about the tabloid stories?

00:55:48You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.

00:55:51They banned him for life.

00:55:54You'll never go to Epcot.

00:55:56He's not actually like the stories.

00:55:58Or, at least not to me.

00:56:01He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.

00:56:05If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.

00:56:11What if you meet him?

00:56:14Yeah.

00:56:15Meet him.

00:56:17Maybe he'll change your mind.

00:56:18Maybe you'll actually like him.

00:56:20Don't count on it.

00:56:21Please, me, just give him a chance.

00:56:25Fine.

00:56:27Yes.

00:56:28Only one.

00:56:28Yes.

00:56:32You won't regret it.

00:56:33I'm gonna go get the Prosecco.

00:56:37You better bring the whole bottle.

00:56:41Thank you for making dinner.

00:56:43Of course.

00:56:44I'm glad she's cancer-free.

00:56:46We need to celebrate.

00:56:49Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?

00:56:55You mean besides me?

00:56:56I'm serious.

00:56:57It's really important to me that you two get along.

00:57:00Have a glass of wine.

00:57:03Tonight's gonna be great.

00:57:11It's enormous.

00:57:17Why would anybody need so much room?

00:57:22It's nice to see you too, sis.

00:57:26Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.

00:57:28So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.

00:57:39How about we start off with a glass of champagne?

00:57:42$96 Dom Perignon?

00:57:44Amelia said that's the year that you were born.

00:57:46Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.

00:57:49It's worth more than my car.

00:57:51Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?

00:57:55$8.99 at Ralph's.

00:57:57It's delicious.

00:57:59This was made in France.

00:58:01Sorry, can't touch that stuff.

00:58:04So, who wants a drink?

00:58:27You hardly touch your food.

00:58:30It's a little too rich for me.

00:58:34Mine tastes great.

00:58:37So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.

00:58:44You don't mind, do you?

00:58:47Fire away.

00:58:47So, I know you two have been having your...

00:58:52Fun.

00:58:54Um, but...

00:58:55What's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?

00:59:00I don't think it's going to.

00:59:02That's cute and all, but what about her career?

00:59:07Are you gonna support her?

00:59:09Or kids, what's your stance on that?

00:59:11Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?

00:59:15Betsy!

00:59:15Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.

00:59:22We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.

00:59:25See, Michelangelo, that's my point.

00:59:27You two are getting married and you barely know each other.

00:59:31We know it all.

00:59:33Easy, Betsy.

00:59:33I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.

00:59:38And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.

00:59:43And what makes you such an expert?

00:59:45I don't see a ring on your finger.

00:59:47Michelangelo.

00:59:48You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.

00:59:51It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.

00:59:53She gets it from you.

00:59:55Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

00:59:57You started it.

01:00:03Why don't we all just calm down?

01:00:06Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.

01:00:08No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.

01:00:12That's not fair, Michelangelo.

01:00:14She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.

01:00:16You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.

01:00:18And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.

01:00:22You know what?

01:00:22You can't talk to Betsy like that.

01:00:24That's my sister.

01:00:25She just survived cancer.

01:00:29That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.

01:00:32This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.

01:00:35Not to me!

01:00:36You know, maybe she should be concerned.

01:00:37I don't like this side of you.

01:00:39See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,

01:00:42but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.

01:00:44You told her?

01:00:46She's my sister.

01:00:47I don't care.

01:00:47That violates our agreement.

01:00:49Oh, is that all I am to you?

01:00:51A contractual agreement?

01:00:52Some kind of obligation?

01:00:53That's not what I meant.

01:00:55It came out wrong, Amelia.

01:00:57I love you.

01:00:59You love me?

01:01:00Don't listen to him.

01:01:01He doesn't even know what that means.

01:01:03Shut the fuck up!

01:01:05You know what?

01:01:06Maybe she was right.

01:01:07I shouldn't have signed that contract.

01:01:09It's over.

01:01:14We need to get out of here.

01:01:17I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix

01:01:19to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.

01:01:21Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.

01:01:32You do so much better than him.

01:01:35Yeah.

01:01:36But he isn't a monster.

01:01:38I shouldn't have said that.

01:01:40We can talk about it on the road.

01:01:42Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.

01:01:46Lay low for a bit.

01:01:47Mexico?

01:01:48Or Canada.

01:01:50Whatever.

01:01:51It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Lavinos.

01:01:55Or worse.

01:01:56I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.

01:01:59I mean, I only told you about the contract.

01:02:02It's not like I told the media.

01:02:04You don't know that.

01:02:07We're liabilities.

01:02:08Loose ends.

01:02:10You should listen to more True Crime Podcast.

01:02:15Get rid of that thing.

01:02:17They could be tracking us right now.

01:02:20Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other night.

01:02:25See?

01:02:26He could have a sniper on us.

01:02:32It's Romulus.

01:02:33Hey, Romulus.

01:02:36What?

01:02:36What do you mean, Gucci's missing?

01:02:50You came.

01:02:53Against my better judgment.

01:02:55I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.

01:02:57I've just been busy, but it's over with now.

01:03:01Well, you should punish me for straying.

01:03:08You make me sick.

01:03:10I make me sick.

01:03:19Nice underwear.

01:03:23It's a great craftsmanship.

01:03:24Okay, let's get this over with.

01:03:34Is that all you have to say?

01:03:36Do you even realize how hot I am?

01:03:38I'm sorry, Chantel.

01:03:43I thought I wanted this.

01:03:46But I don't.

01:03:49I'm not the stud that I used to be.

01:03:53Amelia broke up with me.

01:03:55It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.

01:04:05Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.

01:04:08I am fucking devastated.

01:04:11And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.

01:04:14And she just wanted to come back to me.

01:04:20Come here.

01:04:21Amelia?

01:04:28Hi, Dad.

01:04:31Gucci's gone?

01:04:32I'll be right there.

01:04:41Romulus.

01:04:41What?

01:04:42Hold on.

01:04:43Oh.

01:04:44Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.

01:04:48We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket.

01:04:53I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back.

01:04:57Well, we can help you find him.

01:04:59Yeah.

01:05:00Right?

01:05:03Good, thanks.

01:05:05Gucci.

01:05:05This better not be a trap.

01:05:07Just come on.

01:05:11Gucci.

01:05:12Gucci.

01:05:13Gucci.

01:05:13Hey, hey, hey.

01:05:14Where's Michelangelo?

01:05:15Huh?

01:05:16I thought you were both together.

01:05:17Why isn't he here with you?

01:05:18Oh, um, he's...

01:05:20Sorry.

01:05:20I'm late, Dad.

01:05:22Where were you?

01:05:23I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's.

01:05:27It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.

01:05:28If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.

01:05:32Smart move, dude.

01:05:33Here, ladies.

01:05:34Take a piece of this prosciutto.

01:05:35Yeah, that's it.

01:05:37Yeah, that's it.

01:05:41Amelia.

01:05:47Gucci.

01:05:59We've been looking for him all night long.

01:06:03We're never going to find him.

01:06:05Don't give up, Dad.

01:06:06He's just off having a little adventure.

01:06:08Keep looking.

01:06:08He'll turn up in a few minutes.

01:06:09See, they're not going to kill us.

01:06:14I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.

01:06:19He's really there for his dad.

01:06:21His dad's dog.

01:06:24So you approve now?

01:06:25They didn't say that.

01:06:29Gucci!

01:06:33Gucci!

01:06:34My boy's back!

01:06:35Okay, okay.

01:06:45I'm a little closer to approving.

01:06:53I might have possibly misjudged you.

01:07:01A little.

01:07:02It's okay.

01:07:04Most of what the tabloids publish is true.

01:07:07They just leave out part of the story.

01:07:10Amelia.

01:07:12Can we talk?

01:07:16Please?

01:07:19Amelia.

01:07:19Can we talk?

01:07:23Please?

01:07:25Okay.

01:07:32Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.

01:07:39I shouldn't have attacked your sister,

01:07:42and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.

01:07:47I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.

01:07:53Thanks for saying that.

01:07:54I needed to hear that.

01:07:59And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.

01:08:02You're not one.

01:08:05I'm still learning new things about you.

01:08:07Most of them are good.

01:08:10I'm happy we signed the contract.

01:08:14I'm not.

01:08:17You're not?

01:08:18Amelia, what do you mean?

01:08:20Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.

01:08:27And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.

01:08:33I want to know that our love is real.

01:08:38Dad.

01:08:39What is this, son?

01:08:39I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.

01:08:44Why, son?

01:08:46Because I want to ask her to marry me.

01:08:49And not because of some legal obligation.

01:08:55But because she wants to.

01:09:01Consider our contracts null and void.

01:09:09Amelia, where will it be?

01:09:16Will you marry me?

01:09:19Will you marry me?

01:09:22Yes.

01:09:23I'll marry you.

01:09:24I'll marry you.

01:09:39You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.

01:09:43And I'm the happiest dog walker.

01:09:46Look at me.

01:09:47I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.

01:09:51All right, all right, you two.

01:09:53That's enough, all right?

01:09:55We spent this whole night together.

01:09:57Come over to my place, all right?

01:09:59We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.

01:10:02Hopefully it's not too rich for you.

01:10:05I think I can get used to it.

01:10:06And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?

01:10:10I want to hear from everybody involved.

01:10:13Especially Coldplay.

01:10:14We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.

01:10:17It was worth a try.

01:10:18And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.

01:10:44Michelangelo?

01:10:48Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.

01:10:57I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.

01:11:02I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.

01:11:10I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.

01:11:18And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.

01:11:36Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.

01:11:40I love you so much.

01:11:50I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model, but here we are.

01:11:56Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.

01:12:01Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.

01:12:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.

01:12:15I know your mom would be proud of you.

01:12:17Te amo, Michelangelo.

01:12:19I love you.

01:12:20With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

01:12:28You may kiss your bride.

01:12:33Thanks.

01:12:39I'm Betsy.

01:12:41Amelia's sister.

01:12:42I'm Jake.

01:12:43Another dog walker.

01:12:46It's crazy.

01:12:47You know, giving my sister.

01:12:48But I've always been more of a cat person.

01:12:51Me too.

01:12:52Woo!

01:12:54Woo-hoo-hoo!

01:12:55Oh, it's bad.

01:13:00She's in the room, she's in the room, she's in the room.

01:13:04Red Dragon.

01:13:06Record by, short drama free.

01:13:08Follow for more.

01:13:23Red Dragon.

01:13:24Record by, short drama free.

01:13:26Follow for more.

01:13:27Woo!

01:13:34Go-

01:13:46Go-

01:13:48Go-

01:13:52Go-

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