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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this on to yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:00So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:11To be fair, we thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:27Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:28Good boy!
00:01:29Oh!
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:31Hey!
00:01:32I'm here, we are!
00:01:33Oh!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:35Come on!
00:01:36Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:37Hey!
00:01:38I'm here, we are!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:40Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:01:42Hey, Maria.
00:01:44Hey, Jane.
00:01:49Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:01:55You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy,
00:01:59it reflects on me.
00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:08I make my own money.
00:02:11See, see.
00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man phone.
00:02:17That means free underwear for life.
00:02:19For life.
00:02:21Some parents would be proud.
00:02:22Yeah, other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:35Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:02:40And don't be late.
00:02:43Bye, Dad.
00:02:44Excuse me.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:02:54Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:05Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:08He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:13Like you, Amelia.
00:03:15Good one, Romulus.
00:03:17These are great.
00:03:34I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:36Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:39No problem.
00:03:40Cool.
00:03:40Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:43Hi.
00:03:49Michelangelo.
00:03:51Chantal.
00:03:52Nice to meet you.
00:03:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:57I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:01Hold on.
00:04:05Hey, Dad.
00:04:06Where the hell were you?
00:04:08Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:10You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:15I can meet him later.
00:04:17Now his suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:21Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:24You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:30You interned.
00:04:31You went to business school.
00:04:33You have potential, okay?
00:04:35But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:38Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:04:39Because so far...
00:04:41I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:04:44Bye, Dad.
00:04:47Hey.
00:04:49You okay?
00:04:51Yeah.
00:04:52But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:04:55So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:13Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:17Oh my god.
00:05:17There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:21But it's really expensive.
00:05:24And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:26Don't worry about that.
00:05:28I have money saved.
00:05:31I'll find the rest.
00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:34We're going to get through this.
00:05:35Together.
00:05:37Yeah.
00:05:38Yeah.
00:05:38Yeah.
00:05:38Yeah.
00:05:38Yeah.
00:05:47Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:53Did she have a good walk?
00:05:57What's wrong?
00:06:03I'm sorry.
00:06:05This is...
00:06:05No, no.
00:06:06Forget about it.
00:06:06I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:08The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:11I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:06:15My dream, but...
00:06:16It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:20And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:26After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:06:31Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:36You do?
00:06:38Come back tonight.
00:06:40And make something nice.
00:06:45Come on, baby.
00:06:46Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:06:58Except for the dog hair.
00:07:01Well, come with me.
00:07:03I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:05Are they from Italy?
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:08Wow.
00:07:08Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:10Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:17I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:21Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:23I'm a dog walker.
00:07:24Don't be so defensive.
00:07:25I wasn't.
00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:39Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:52What?
00:07:57Exactly.
00:08:01How does it look?
00:08:06Not half bad.
00:08:07I mean, it's fine.
00:08:10Whatever.
00:08:10Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:16Or not.
00:08:17I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:20You work for my dad.
00:08:21You have to do what I say.
00:08:22You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:25Just a few more pictures.
00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:29I don't need Tinder.
00:08:30I'm an underwear model.
00:08:32My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:36Whatever.
00:08:40Pour me another.
00:08:42I told you I'm...
00:08:43Now!
00:08:47Fine.
00:08:53See, dog walker?
00:08:55That wasn't so hard.
00:08:59What the fuck?
00:09:01This is fucking product!
00:09:07Asshole!
00:09:09You're crazy, bitch!
00:09:10Amelia!
00:09:13Whoa!
00:09:13What's wrong?
00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:09:18I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:09:21I'm going to be leaving.
00:09:22No, no, no, please.
00:09:22I apologize.
00:09:24My son, he's just immature.
00:09:26All right?
00:09:27And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:09:31Please.
00:09:31All right?
00:09:32Just have a seat.
00:09:33All right?
00:09:34And I promise he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:36Won't you, son?
00:09:37So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:44Cancer?
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55I want the business.
00:09:56I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:04What kind of deal?
00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:08No.
00:10:10You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:13What?
00:10:13Romulus, what are you saying?
00:10:17I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:19Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:26Well, Angelo, look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:10:30And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:33We're not even a match.
00:10:35We hate each other.
00:10:36At least I do.
00:10:37Obviously.
00:10:38See?
00:10:39There's something uncommon already.
00:10:41Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:46Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:50She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:10:54I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:10:56But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:11:00You two have chemistry.
00:11:02Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:04As if.
00:11:06Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:07I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:10Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:13Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:22What's it going to be?
00:11:26What's it going to be?
00:11:30Fine.
00:11:31I'll do it.
00:11:32For Betsy.
00:11:33Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:11:48You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:16Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:19And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:23I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:25Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:12:38Well, that's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:41Are we agreed?
00:12:43Sure.
00:12:44All right.
00:12:45Sign here.
00:12:46Salute to the new couple.
00:13:07So, your place or mine?
00:13:19I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:21Fine.
00:13:22Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:23So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:35It's like a museum in here.
00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:40Ugh.
00:13:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:55What was this?
00:13:57Put it in the trash.
00:13:58This isn't trash.
00:13:59These are my sisters.
00:14:00She's an artist.
00:14:01So, put them in your room.
00:14:03I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:14:05Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:06Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:08That's man-thong.
00:14:10It's trademarked.
00:14:15Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:21It's electric.
00:14:27Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:14:31You might want to start wearing that.
00:14:34Gee, thanks.
00:14:36Welcome.
00:14:38You're getting married?
00:14:44Shh, Betsy.
00:14:45Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:47Sorry, Amelia.
00:14:49It's just...
00:14:50It's not like you.
00:14:52You're saying you're...
00:14:53Reserved.
00:14:55Safe.
00:14:57Like I always taught you.
00:15:00Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:04And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:09So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:15:12Michelangelo?
00:15:13The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:15No.
00:15:17Michelangelo...
00:15:18Dino Valeno?
00:15:19Maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:21Michelangelo?
00:15:22Dino Valeno?
00:15:23Dino Valeno?
00:15:23Shhh.
00:15:27The socialite animals like start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:15:31How did you even meet?
00:15:33His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:34It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:40He's so toxic.
00:15:44Speak of the devil.
00:15:47Oh, yeah.
00:15:49You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:15:52This is a doctor's office.
00:15:55Amelia.
00:15:57Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:00Doctor's ready.
00:16:00We'll talk about this later.
00:16:25Ready to go, baby?
00:16:28We're already wet.
00:16:30Where did that come from?
00:16:47Nice place.
00:17:12I love the artwork
00:17:14Thanks, finally
00:17:16Ooh, good taste
00:17:18Oh, I'm good
00:17:21You had plenty at dinner
00:17:23More for me
00:17:25You know, if you like it down here
00:17:31You should see the bed
00:17:32Ooh
00:17:34Who are you?
00:17:46Who are you?
00:17:48Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate
00:17:52Whatever, can you guys just keep it down?
00:17:57I have work tomorrow morning
00:17:58This is my house?
00:18:01We will be as loud as we want to be
00:18:03Scream at the top of our lungs
00:18:06You've got to be kidding me
00:18:08What's wrong, dog walker?
00:18:11He's jealous
00:18:12Jealous? I'm not jealous
00:18:14Sweet dreams
00:18:18I can't believe he said I was jealous
00:18:26How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:30Even if he is kind of hot
00:18:32See you later
00:18:50And, um, don't worry about last night
00:18:54Sorry
00:18:55I had one too many to drink
00:18:57It won't happen again
00:18:58You better not
00:18:59How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:13Not now
00:19:14My head's killing me
00:19:15We need to talk about last night
00:19:17No
00:19:17What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:19:20I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:19:24Monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:19:26But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:19:29And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:19:32Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA
00:19:34Just give me my phone
00:19:35My sister needs this money, Michelangelo
00:19:39And if the paparazzi find out about this
00:19:41Then the contract is violated
00:19:43Then neither of us get what we want
00:19:44Yeah, no shit
00:19:45I'm serious
00:19:47Don't screw this up
00:19:49I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:19:53I know what I'm doing
00:19:54Dog walker
00:19:55And just so we're clear
00:19:57I will fuck whoever I want
00:19:59Whenever I want
00:20:00Wherever I want
00:20:01Fine
00:20:03Do whatever you want
00:20:04Sorry
00:20:06It's a bit harsh
00:20:08I'm just really
00:20:09Hungover
00:20:12That could have gone better
00:20:15Hey, baby
00:20:21You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia
00:20:24You're rich now
00:20:26I know
00:20:27I like it
00:20:28Ah, it's good to hear
00:20:29You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:20:33Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:38Oh, fine
00:20:39Yeah, we're still getting to know each other
00:20:41All right
00:20:42Well, give him time, all right?
00:20:44Oh, and listen
00:20:45He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:20:49Look, I
00:20:49I promise
00:20:50I wouldn't be so sure
00:20:52Yeah, you're right
00:20:53Well, we'll see you later
00:20:56Yeah
00:20:56Come on, Gucci
00:20:57Yeah
00:20:58Come on
00:20:58Bye, Gooch
00:20:59Hey, Amelia
00:21:04Hey, Jake
00:21:04Gucci, no!
00:21:07Royce!
00:21:10Say bad dog, but
00:21:11I'm not actually mad about this
00:21:13It's to see you up close for once
00:21:15Yeah, same here
00:21:17Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy
00:21:27This whole family, actually
00:21:30All these rich people are nuts
00:21:32I should make a reality show
00:21:34Little dog owners of Beverly Hills
00:21:36Do you want to walk together?
00:21:41Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:43Yeah
00:21:43I'd like that
00:21:45So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:21:52A couple months
00:21:53I like it
00:21:54I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:21:56Barista
00:21:58Uber driver
00:21:59Delivery guy
00:22:01Movie extra?
00:22:03You were in a movie
00:22:04You were in a movie
00:22:04Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial
00:22:06I was trying to impress you
00:22:07How about you?
00:22:10How long you been doing this?
00:22:12I don't know
00:22:12My whole life, I guess
00:22:14It started as a summer job
00:22:15And then I turned it into my own business
00:22:18I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:22:20Wow
00:22:21Guess you really like dogs
00:22:23Well, they're easier to hang out with
00:22:25Than humans sometimes
00:22:26If you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:22:31My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:22:34Do you want to go?
00:22:37I kind of have to admit
00:22:38I had a crush on you
00:22:40You did?
00:22:43Yeah
00:22:44I still do
00:22:46He's cute
00:22:50I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:22:53Then again
00:22:55That fuckboy has been out having fun
00:22:57I'd love to go to the concert
00:23:01Hell yeah
00:23:03I mean, uh
00:23:05Regular
00:23:06Yeah
00:23:06I know it's risky
00:23:10But
00:23:11I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:23:13I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:23:15Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:20Um, it's just a class ring
00:23:23From high school
00:23:24Looks pretty big
00:23:26It was a big school
00:23:28Public schools
00:23:30Am I right?
00:23:35I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring
00:23:39Me?
00:23:40Engaged?
00:23:41No
00:23:41Are you kidding?
00:23:42I'm 24
00:23:43I'm practically still a baby
00:23:45I mean, I should be
00:23:46Wearing diapers
00:23:47Crawling around
00:23:48Drooling
00:23:49Nope
00:23:50Single and ready to mingle
00:23:52Okay
00:23:53Royce pooped
00:23:57I should pick it up
00:23:59Where?
00:23:59I don't see it
00:24:00Just over there
00:24:02Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:10Of course
00:24:11It's an office
00:24:12You want to be CEO
00:24:13You gotta look the part
00:24:15You mean like
00:24:16You look like Willy Wonka
00:24:17Without the chocolate factory?
00:24:20Very funny
00:24:21You know I'm retiring next year
00:24:22Yes, I know
00:24:23Yeah
00:24:23That means you gotta get up to speed
00:24:25Rapidamente
00:24:26So today you're gonna be my shadow
00:24:28You'll be my extra hands
00:24:29And we got a lot to do
00:24:30Can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:31Fuck no
00:24:32Come on, Dad
00:24:34Okay
00:24:36Wow
00:24:43Oh my goodness
00:24:47Are you okay?
00:24:49Hi, I'm Michelangelo
00:24:51You're engaged, remember?
00:24:57And this is our new palette
00:25:01It's Matt's collection
00:25:04He really liked these colors
00:25:05So we did them twice
00:25:06But yeah
00:25:09That's the presentation
00:25:11For me
00:25:12Michelangelo
00:25:13What, Dad?
00:25:23What a day, Dad
00:25:24It's not even lunchtime yet
00:25:26Look at you
00:25:27You got so lazy
00:25:28Just sitting around
00:25:28Taking pictures of yourself
00:25:29All the time
00:25:30Just stick with it
00:25:32Will you, kid?
00:25:33Hard work does pay off
00:25:35Let me just look at Amelia
00:25:36What about her?
00:25:38She comes from nothing, son
00:25:40Nobody taught her
00:25:41How to run a business
00:25:42But she just worked hard
00:25:43And now
00:25:44Well, now she earns money
00:25:46Doing what she loves
00:25:46I guess that's impressive
00:25:49Yeah, see
00:25:49See, it is
00:25:50I hope she rubs off
00:25:52On you a little
00:25:52You know
00:25:53I just hope I don't
00:25:55Get that uptight
00:25:56Break's over
00:26:03Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:19One day down
00:26:20Forty more years to go
00:26:22Now this is the time
00:26:26When you go home with Amelia
00:26:28You talk about the day's work
00:26:31Raise you closer together
00:26:32Comfort each other
00:26:34Just like your mom and I
00:26:35Used to do
00:26:37You know, I'm thinking
00:26:39It's time for the world
00:26:41To meet Amelia
00:26:43Tonight
00:26:45Tonight?
00:26:48Shit
00:26:48When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:26:50I promised we'd Netflix
00:26:51A bang tonight
00:26:52The L.A. Zoo fundraiser
00:26:53Lights, camera, red carpet
00:26:55Perfect time to announce
00:26:57Our lovely new addition
00:26:58To the Dino Verdina
00:27:00Family
00:27:01Don't you think it's a bit
00:27:03Soon, Dad?
00:27:04I mean, we just signed the contract
00:27:06What's the matter?
00:27:08You're getting along, aren't you?
00:27:10Yeah, yeah
00:27:11Just really starting to
00:27:13Warm up to each other
00:27:14Alright, so it's all settled
00:27:16I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight
00:27:17In the limo
00:27:18And don't be late
00:27:20My dad
00:27:25So, remind me
00:27:37Why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:27:40Because I want to do something nice
00:27:42For my favorite big sister
00:27:44And
00:27:45And
00:27:47You know I never splurge on stuff like this
00:27:49But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now
00:27:52I think I can afford to let my hair down
00:27:55You better not let that hair down
00:27:57Sorry, just an expression
00:27:59How's it going in there?
00:28:07I'm coming out
00:28:09That bad?
00:28:20I've never seen a dog walker
00:28:23Look this hot
00:28:25Buy that dress
00:28:27ASAP
00:28:28Leave me alone, party boy
00:28:33I've got my own function tonight
00:29:03What are you looking at?
00:29:11You're spilling all over yourself
00:29:12Oh, thanks
00:29:13Uh, um
00:29:14I
00:29:15Did you forget my name?
00:29:18No, it's just
00:29:19Something
00:29:21Different
00:29:22Did you change your hair?
00:29:24Why do you care?
00:29:25The manwhorehouse is yours tonight
00:29:27I'm going out
00:29:27I just forgot my charger
00:29:28Awesome, thanks
00:29:30I'm taking this
00:29:34Wait
00:29:35I've been calling you
00:29:36We're supposed to go to a fundraiser
00:29:37I told you
00:29:38I'm busy
00:29:39Hold on
00:29:40Amelia
00:29:43Amelia
00:29:43All right
00:29:52Hey
00:29:52Look who's right on time
00:29:53Nice
00:29:54Where's Amelia?
00:29:57She's
00:29:57Sick
00:29:58She can't make it
00:30:00Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:30:01If your fiance's sick
00:30:03You know, you can't go out and party
00:30:04Yeah, you gotta stay home with her
00:30:07Give her some
00:30:07Give her some nice soup
00:30:09I'll catch both of you for the next one
00:30:12Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon
00:30:14Poor thing
00:30:15Okay, Dad
00:30:17See you in the office
00:30:18Stupid dog walker
00:30:26Tricking me with her makeover
00:30:27I'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:30:29Hey
00:30:37It's Mike
00:30:38It's Mike
00:30:38I'm going to be with Dean Levino
00:30:39Do you still track people?
00:30:55Wow
00:30:55Amelia
00:30:56You look like you just walked off a runway
00:31:01Without a dog
00:31:03Sorry, I don't come to concerts often
00:31:06I kind of panicked
00:31:07No worries
00:31:08I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place
00:31:11Yeah
00:31:12But you're drinking for free tonight
00:31:14Talk to the bartender
00:31:16Wow
00:31:17You had good treatment
00:31:18You look like
00:31:19Thanks
00:31:21Hey
00:31:23Loving boy
00:31:24We're on
00:31:25Gotta go
00:31:28Find me in the green room after
00:31:30Hope you liked it
00:31:32Break a leg
00:31:33Loving boy
00:31:33Rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:31:55All I do
00:31:57You know what I want, babe
00:32:01You know what I want
00:32:03Good
00:32:05Nothing from Michelangelo
00:32:07Maybe he's learned his lesson
00:32:08One more, please
00:32:11But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight
00:32:18Jake, you guys are raised
00:32:26You really think so?
00:32:30I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:32:31The who?
00:32:34You don't know the strokes
00:32:36Are they older?
00:32:39I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:32:41It's alright
00:32:44Lots of stuff to introduce you to
00:32:46You want some of that a drink?
00:32:48Yeah
00:32:48Thank you
00:32:50So
00:32:56When did you learn how to play guitar?
00:32:59Since I was 13
00:33:00Played in bands all through high school and college
00:33:03But
00:33:04I feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:33:06That's awesome
00:33:07And when I get my record deal
00:33:09I can finally quit my job
00:33:11Focus on music full time
00:33:13You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:15I thought you liked it
00:33:16I do, but
00:33:18It's just another gig until I hit it big in music
00:33:20I don't even like dogs that much
00:33:22I'm more of a cat person
00:33:24A cat person?
00:33:29Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:31Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci
00:33:32I don't want to talk about work tonight
00:33:35I just want to relax
00:33:37Have a good time
00:33:39You're beautiful, you know that?
00:33:44I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake
00:33:46Now I'm not sure
00:33:47We have nothing in common
00:33:49Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:33:54The heck
00:33:54I'm tipsy
00:33:55And he's cute
00:33:56Michelangelo had his fun
00:33:58Now I can have mine
00:33:59Looks like someone needs obedience
00:34:15What's going on?
00:34:18That's Michelangelo Dina Levino
00:34:19The Nepo baby underwear model
00:34:21He's not
00:34:23You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:25Don't make me get the leash
00:34:26What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:28Back off, dude
00:34:30Back off
00:34:31Grubby little hipster
00:34:32She's my fiancée
00:34:33So that was an engagement ring?
00:34:36Jake, I can explain
00:34:37Let's go
00:34:39I'm really sorry, Jake
00:34:42I'm not Jake
00:34:44This
00:34:49Is for making me Uber
00:34:51All the way to fucking Silver Lake
00:34:52And this is for making me listen to Andy
00:34:56I can't believe you did that
00:35:03After your high and mighty speech
00:35:04You're such a hypocrite
00:35:05Yeah, well I don't have the paparazzi following me around
00:35:08Just an Italian, American, psycho
00:35:10I'm not following you around
00:35:12You know what?
00:35:13I get it
00:35:14You saw me with Chantel last night
00:35:16And now you're jealous
00:35:17Me jealous?
00:35:20Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:22Like I would ever fuck a dog walker
00:35:25I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick
00:35:27I have a name
00:35:28Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:31That is an original
00:35:31I'm so sick of your bullshit
00:35:33Oh, fine
00:35:35I'll just hop in my time machine
00:35:37Go back to ancient Rome
00:35:38And get another one
00:35:39I don't care about your art
00:35:40Your money, your stupid mansion
00:35:41You're treating me like shit
00:35:43That's from the Renaissance
00:35:45You're history's worst nightmare
00:35:47I tried to make this work with you
00:35:49We signed a contract
00:35:50For an arranged marriage
00:35:51Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:35:55You are such a simpleton
00:35:57Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:36:00Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat
00:36:03I tried to get along with you
00:36:05You brought this on to yourself
00:36:06I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement
00:36:08Right back at you
00:36:09I fucking hate you
00:36:12I fucking hate you more
00:36:14I'm not a spoiled brat
00:36:14I'm afraid I'm not a spoiled brat
00:36:15Yeah, it's ourgruppe
00:36:16I'm a individual
00:36:32Wish I didn't get it
00:36:35But what do you say?
00:36:37You want to say
00:36:40You want to say
00:36:43You want to say
00:36:46You want to say
00:36:49You want to say
00:36:56You want to say
00:37:01Where am I?
00:37:16Who's spooning me?
00:37:19Is that Jake?
00:37:21How drunk was I?
00:37:27Michelangelo?
00:37:29Dog Walker.
00:37:31Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:37:36Must have been all those free beers.
00:37:37Uh-huh.
00:37:39We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:37:42No, we had too many drinks.
00:37:43We just figured it'd ever happen.
00:37:45If that's what you want.
00:37:47Definitely.
00:37:49Um, I have to go to work.
00:37:54I should get up, too.
00:37:57Oh, my head.
00:37:59There's Pedialyte in the fridge.
00:38:00Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:03Of course.
00:38:04My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:09Well, you look great.
00:38:11Thanks.
00:38:12I don't feel great.
00:38:14The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:17But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:22What's going on?
00:38:25So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:29Wait.
00:38:31For the first time?
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:34We're taking it slow.
00:38:37Michelangelo.
00:38:37The male gigolo.
00:38:39The male gigolo.
00:38:39Taking it slow.
00:38:43Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:38:46And...
00:38:47How was it?
00:38:50Well...
00:38:50Really bad.
00:38:51Right?
00:38:52I knew it.
00:38:53Actually...
00:38:54It was the best sex I ever had.
00:38:56Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:02I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:05Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:07That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:10I don't get it.
00:39:11He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:15I feel like an arcade game, and it just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:39:20You get the picture.
00:39:23Hey.
00:39:26Opposites attract.
00:39:27I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:39:31Because you're so different.
00:39:34Something like that.
00:39:42Here it comes.
00:39:43Right on the schedule.
00:39:44The dog walker's in love with me.
00:39:47I'll have to let her down easy.
00:39:49Weird.
00:39:50I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:02What was that about?
00:40:04Must be the hangover.
00:40:05Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:15Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:40:17Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:40:26Why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:40:42I don't know.
00:40:51Sorry.
00:40:51I'm here to come.
00:40:51I don't know.
00:40:52POPULVEE
00:40:52He was so angry and she
00:41:07We should talk about it, Leslie.
00:41:12I'm not very good with words.
00:41:14Me neither.
00:41:15But last night, I...
00:41:16You don't have to say anything.
00:41:18We both know it was a mistake, and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever happened.
00:41:24I don't think you understand it. You just listen to me for a second.
00:41:27Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:41:30I'm a big girl. I've had a one-night stand before.
00:41:33I've never been with someone like you before.
00:41:35Okay, I get it.
00:41:37I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:41:42You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:41:46I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:41:49Frankly, so would I.
00:41:50I mean, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand.
00:41:52Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:41:56I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:41:59Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:05What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:07I have a confession to make.
00:42:11Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why.
00:42:17That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:21Really?
00:42:22Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:24I'm not a good actor.
00:42:25I could even do reality TV.
00:42:29But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:42:33Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:42:35You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:42:40Amelia.
00:42:42Please.
00:42:44I know you felt it too.
00:42:51Amelia.
00:42:52Please.
00:42:52Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:42:56I felt it too.
00:43:02So why are we fighting it?
00:43:04I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:07Me too.
00:43:08I have been thinking about you all day.
00:43:10I'm just village.
00:43:23I know I can do it.
00:43:24I'm such a great actor.
00:43:27I think you're the one that's the biggest prick.
00:43:30so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:43:45fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:43:50no wonder they canceled vanderpump super yacht
00:43:55if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:43:59espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:02you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:44:12thanks you know we could actually try this
00:44:17hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:44:26we could give it a shot
00:44:28you mean like you and me together together
00:44:32why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:44:35oh gucci what's the rush
00:44:50oh hey royce
00:44:57jake how's it going
00:45:00good yeah
00:45:02look the other night was kind of
00:45:05crazy i know
00:45:06i should have told you about michelangelo
00:45:09we were kind of in a fight
00:45:11i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:45:14is he always like that
00:45:16so aggressive and controlling
00:45:18i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:45:21he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:45:24well i am his woman
00:45:26he saw us together and he got jealous
00:45:29and i don't blame him
00:45:31oh my god
00:45:32am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dinavolino
00:45:36i didn't mean to pry
00:45:37i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:45:40i'm here if you need to talk
00:45:43thanks jake
00:45:44but i'm engaged
00:45:46remember
00:45:47and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:45:50well we had a connection
00:45:52you're a cat person
00:45:54it never would have worked
00:45:56come on gucci
00:45:58let's go
00:45:59cats are awesome
00:46:04that was a great presentation
00:46:09the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:12you think so
00:46:13maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:46:17oh yeah yeah
00:46:19now listen
00:46:19i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:46:22you mind watching your little brother for me
00:46:24gucci
00:46:25sure
00:46:25but i mean
00:46:27your dog's more amelia specialty
00:46:29yeah but that's how you impress her
00:46:31you invite her for a romantic date
00:46:33at the dog park
00:46:34at the dog park
00:46:35mm-hmm
00:46:36i just texted her
00:46:37it's all set
00:46:38now
00:46:39go get a rubber boy
00:46:42so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:46:55you've never played fetch before
00:46:57it's my dad's dog
00:47:00not mine
00:47:01let me try
00:47:03that's okay
00:47:05i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:47:07dainty hands
00:47:09do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:47:14no
00:47:16i like my work
00:47:17what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:47:21have fun
00:47:22you're right
00:47:24i should work less
00:47:25if nothing else
00:47:27you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:47:30fetch gucci
00:47:34i've got a big surprise
00:47:41a surprise
00:47:42just wait and see
00:47:44have a good night mr dino bellino
00:47:54what's that?
00:48:00special delivery from mastrione's italian deli
00:48:04but gucci
00:48:08what's your favorite prosciutto?
00:48:10you know that's awful for dogs, right?
00:48:14i thought you were
00:48:16off the clock today
00:48:18besides a special occasion
00:48:20i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:48:24to pour a little chianti into
00:48:25there you go
00:48:27no kidding
00:48:28this is for us
00:48:29why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:48:31what else is in the bag?
00:48:32just some
00:48:33imported italian ingredients
00:48:35so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:48:37you can cook?
00:48:51that was so good
00:48:53i feel like i just went to italy
00:48:55even though i've never been
00:48:57how did you do this?
00:48:58i can't cook at all
00:49:00making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:03did you learn in culinary school?
00:49:05no, my mom taught me
00:49:07tell me about her
00:49:09i never told a girl about my mom
00:49:12sorry
00:49:14i don't mean to pry
00:49:16she passed away when i was 11
00:49:19breast cancer
00:49:21but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:49:23she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:49:25and
00:49:26she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:49:29we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:49:34i still have all of her recipes
00:49:38here
00:49:39handwritten in italian
00:49:40that's really special
00:49:42i miss her
00:49:46this might sound corny but
00:49:49i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:49:52it's not corny
00:49:54but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:49:57just don't tell tmz
00:49:59what about your parents?
00:50:01my parents died in a car accident
00:50:05when i was 13
00:50:07it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:09i'm sorry
00:50:11i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:14i don't want to lose her too
00:50:18i'm sorry
00:50:20your story made me emotional
00:50:22i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:50:24i'll help you
00:50:25no no it's fine
00:50:26i like doing the dishes
00:50:28it relaxes me
00:50:29good
00:50:30because i hate them
00:50:32well then i guess we make a good team
00:50:38is it just the wine?
00:50:40or am i really falling for
00:50:42him?
00:50:43her
00:50:45you don't want espresso
00:50:47hey
00:50:56hey
00:50:57hey
00:50:58do you want an espresso?
00:50:59i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:01no thank you
00:51:02you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:04okay
00:51:05well
00:51:06don't forget gucci
00:51:07how could i?
00:51:10ready bro?
00:51:11well let me fix your tie
00:51:15what do you know about ties?
00:51:16you wear t-shirts to work
00:51:18and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:51:21touche
00:51:23there you go
00:51:24okay bye
00:51:25bye
00:51:26bye
00:51:29love you
00:51:30love you too
00:51:40sorry
00:51:41reflex
00:51:42i didn't mean to say that
00:51:43me neither
00:51:44too soon
00:51:45too soon
00:51:46talk about it later?
00:51:48yeah
00:51:50okay
00:51:51okay
00:51:52ugh could that have been any more awkward?
00:51:55and is michelangelo really in love with me?
00:51:57look who's here
00:51:58hey
00:52:03hey
00:52:04hey
00:52:05my little guy
00:52:06hey little gucci
00:52:07look at this right here
00:52:09huh
00:52:10let's try one
00:52:11oh yeah now here's a
00:52:14here's mine
00:52:15right
00:52:16just like that huh
00:52:17yeah
00:52:18even got one for big brother
00:52:20right there
00:52:21there you go
00:52:22come to papa
00:52:23come to papa
00:52:24yeah
00:52:25my boy
00:52:26alright
00:52:27alright
00:52:28so we gotta talk about this wedding
00:52:30right
00:52:31this is two weeks off
00:52:32hollywood bowl
00:52:33they're waiting for an answer
00:52:34and i bumped into
00:52:36chris martin on the plane
00:52:37he says the band
00:52:38is free
00:52:39you like cold play
00:52:41right
00:52:42dad
00:52:43we can't have the wedding at the hollywood bowl
00:52:45oh
00:52:46well alright
00:52:47then we'll book the magic castle
00:52:49how about that
00:52:50not too big
00:52:51plenty of room for cold play
00:52:52huh
00:52:53dad
00:52:54let's just pump the brakes
00:52:55we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:52:57what
00:52:58something wrong with Amelia
00:52:59no
00:53:00everything's great
00:53:02it's better than great
00:53:04honestly
00:53:05but
00:53:06we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:53:08that's
00:53:09our thing
00:53:10it's not Amelia's thing
00:53:12i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:53:14wow
00:53:16i never thought of that
00:53:17you know you have a very good point there
00:53:20i'm very impressed
00:53:23you've never acted like this
00:53:26with any other woman
00:53:28i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:53:31sounds like you might be falling in love
00:53:34love?
00:53:35yeah
00:53:37i don't know
00:53:39he's so cute
00:53:42alright alright
00:53:43change the deal
00:53:45gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:53:47alright
00:53:48and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:53:50a wedding
00:53:51with
00:53:52cold play
00:53:53no cold play dad
00:53:54no cold play
00:53:56no cold play
00:54:02so
00:54:03it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:06it's not working
00:54:08i know it
00:54:09i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:54:11and i'm cured
00:54:13and i'm cured
00:54:14what?
00:54:15you're cured?
00:54:17oh
00:54:18congratulations
00:54:20thank you
00:54:21i wasn't expecting it
00:54:23i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:54:26it only took two sessions?
00:54:28i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:54:31maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:54:34what's wrong sis?
00:54:36we should be celebrating
00:54:38i brought prosecco
00:54:40no
00:54:41yeah
00:54:42no i'm good
00:54:43yeah
00:54:44emilia
00:54:45i'm your sister
00:54:47you can tell me anything
00:54:49is it michelangelo?
00:54:51is everything okay?
00:54:53if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:54:56i will take that man thong
00:54:57and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:54:59that it will cut him in two
00:55:00it's not michelangelo betsy
00:55:04it's me
00:55:07i have to tell you something
00:55:10i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:55:18what is this game of thrones?
00:55:20it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:55:22and you know that i would do anything for you
00:55:25actually
00:55:28he's not that bad
00:55:30i kinda like him
00:55:33yeah
00:55:34babe
00:55:35that's called stockholm syndrome
00:55:36we need to get you out of there
00:55:38betsy
00:55:39i have
00:55:41real feelings for him
00:55:43but
00:55:45what about the tabloid stories?
00:55:48you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:55:50they banned him
00:55:52for life
00:55:53you'll never go to epcot
00:55:54he's not actually like the stories
00:55:57or
00:55:58at least not to me
00:56:00he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:56:04if you marry michelangelo
00:56:07he will make your life a living hell
00:56:11what if you meet him?
00:56:13yeah
00:56:14yeah
00:56:15meet him
00:56:16maybe he'll change your mind
00:56:17maybe
00:56:18maybe you'll actually like him
00:56:19don't count on it
00:56:21please
00:56:22me
00:56:23just give him a chance
00:56:25fine
00:56:26yes
00:56:27only one
00:56:28yes
00:56:29no
00:56:30no
00:56:31no
00:56:32you won't regret it
00:56:33i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:56:35you better bring the whole bottle
00:56:38thank you for making dinner
00:56:42of course
00:56:43i'm glad she's cancer free
00:56:45we need to celebrate
00:56:46michelangelo
00:56:49michelangelo
00:56:50you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:56:54right?
00:56:55you mean besides me
00:56:56i'm serious
00:56:57it's really important to me that you two get along
00:56:59have a glass of wine
00:57:03tonight's gonna be great
00:57:13it's
00:57:14enormous
00:57:17why would anybody need so much room?
00:57:22it's nice to see you too sis
00:57:26nice to finally meet you
00:57:27let's see
00:57:30hmm
00:57:31so
00:57:32this is the
00:57:34infamous
00:57:35uh
00:57:36michelangelo
00:57:39how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:57:4296 Dom Perignon
00:57:43Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:57:46yeah
00:57:47sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:57:49it's worth more than my car
00:57:51why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:57:55$8.99 at Ralph's
00:57:57it's delicious
00:57:59this was made in France
00:58:01sorry
00:58:02can't touch that stuff
00:58:04so
00:58:05who wants a drink?
00:58:06drink
00:58:07you've hardly touched your food
00:58:16it's a little too rich for me
00:58:21mine tastes great
00:58:22so
00:58:23michelangelo
00:58:24i have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up
00:58:30you don't mind do you?
00:58:31fire away
00:58:32fire away
00:58:33so i know you two have been having your fun
00:58:34um
00:58:35but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
00:58:38i don't think it's going to
00:58:39that's cute and all
00:58:41but what about her career? are you gonna support her?
00:58:43or kids? what's your stance on that?
00:58:44or
00:58:45what's your stance on that?
00:58:46or
00:58:47are you just gonna
00:58:48jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
00:58:49Betsy
00:58:50look
00:58:51i know i have a past
00:58:52but
00:58:53i know i have a past
00:58:55but
00:58:56i know you two have been having your
00:58:58fun
00:58:59um
00:59:00but
00:59:01what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
00:59:03i don't think it's going to
00:59:04that's cute and all
00:59:05but
00:59:06what about her career? are you gonna support her?
00:59:08or
00:59:09kids? what's your stance on that?
00:59:10or
00:59:11are you just gonna
00:59:12jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
00:59:14Betsy
00:59:15look
00:59:16i know i have a past
00:59:18but
00:59:19i'm committed to it
00:59:21we haven't talked about kids but
00:59:23i'm open to anything
00:59:24see michelangelo
00:59:25that's my point
00:59:26you two are getting married
00:59:28and you barely know each other
00:59:30we know now
00:59:31easy Betsy
00:59:34i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
00:59:37and if you really cared about Emilia
00:59:39you would give her the time
00:59:41and what makes you such an expert?
00:59:43i don't see a ring on your finger
00:59:46michelangelo
00:59:47you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
00:59:50it's no wonder Emilia was so uptight when i met her
00:59:52she gets it from you
00:59:54are you gonna let him talk to me like that Emilia?
00:59:56you started it
01:00:02why don't we all just
01:00:04calm down
01:00:05Betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:00:07no
01:00:08she's alone and miserable
01:00:10and trying to drag you down with her
01:00:11that's not fair michelangelo
01:00:13she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:00:15you're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills
01:00:17and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:00:21you know what?
01:00:22you can't talk to Betsy like that
01:00:23that's my sister
01:00:24she just survived cancer
01:00:29that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:00:31this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:00:34not to me
01:00:35you know maybe she should be concerned
01:00:37i don't like this side of you
01:00:38see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:00:41but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:00:44you told her?
01:00:45she's my sister
01:00:46i don't care that violates our agreement
01:00:48oh is that all i am to you?
01:00:50a contractual agreement? some kind of obligation?
01:00:53that's not what i meant
01:00:54it came out wrong Emilia
01:00:55i love you
01:00:57i love you
01:00:58you love me?
01:01:00don't listen to him
01:01:01he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:02SHUT THE FUCK UP!
01:01:04you know what?
01:01:05maybe she was right
01:01:06i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:01:08it's over
01:01:13we need to get out of here
01:01:16i've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix
01:01:18to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:01:25Emilia
01:01:26i know this is hard to hear
01:01:29but
01:01:30he did the right thing
01:01:32you do so much better than him
01:01:34yeah
01:01:36but he isn't a monster
01:01:38i shouldn't have said that
01:01:40we can talk about it on the road
01:01:42get packing
01:01:43and if we leave now
01:01:44we can get to Mexico by dawn
01:01:45lay low for a bit
01:01:47Mexico?
01:01:48or Canada
01:01:49whatever
01:01:50it's that or stay here and get sued
01:01:52by the Dino Levinos
01:01:54or worse
01:01:56i don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us
01:01:58i mean
01:01:59i only told you about the contract
01:02:01it's not like i told the media
01:02:03you don't know that
01:02:05we're
01:02:06liabilities
01:02:07loose ends
01:02:08loose ends
01:02:09you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:02:11get rid of that thing
01:02:17they could be tracking us right now
01:02:19yeah you know Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:02:24see
01:02:26he could have a sniper on us
01:02:27he could have a sniper on us
01:02:32it's Romulus
01:02:33hey Romulus
01:02:35what?
01:02:37what do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:02:38he's missing
01:02:50you came
01:02:52against my better judgment
01:02:54i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:02:57i've just been busy
01:02:59but it's over with now
01:03:01now
01:03:03you should
01:03:04punish me for straying
01:03:06you make me sick
01:03:09i make me sick
01:03:11nice underwear
01:03:15it's a great craftsmanship
01:03:28okay
01:03:30let's get this over with
01:03:34is that all you have to say?
01:03:36do you even realize how hot i am?
01:03:39i'm sorry
01:03:41Chantel
01:03:43i thought i wanted this
01:03:46but i don't
01:03:48i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:03:53Amelia broke up with me
01:03:59it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:04:04never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:04:08i am fucking devastated
01:04:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:04:12i just wanted to come back to me
01:04:15i just wanted to come back to me
01:04:19i'll be there
01:04:25Amelia?
01:04:27hi dad
01:04:28gucci's gone?
01:04:29i'll be right there
01:04:32i'll be right there
01:04:38gucci gucci
01:04:39oh man i love you
01:04:40i love you
01:04:41romulus
01:04:42what?
01:04:43oh
01:04:44wait
01:04:45i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:04:48we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket
01:04:53i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:04:56we can help you find him
01:04:59yeah?
01:05:00right?
01:05:02good thanks
01:05:04gucci
01:05:05this better not be a trap
01:05:07just come on
01:05:10gucci!
01:05:11gucci!
01:05:12gucci!
01:05:13hey hey hey hey where's becalangelo?
01:05:15i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you?
01:05:18oh um he's
01:05:20sorry i'm late dad
01:05:22where were you?
01:05:23i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:05:26it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:05:28if this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:05:30nothing will
01:05:32smart move dude
01:05:33here ladies
01:05:34take a piece of this prosciutto
01:05:40Amelia
01:05:41gucci
01:05:51gucci
01:05:57he's always
01:05:59we've been looking for him all night long
01:06:02we're never gonna find him
01:06:04don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:06:07keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:06:09see
01:06:12they're not gonna kill us
01:06:14i do have to admit though
01:06:16i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:06:18he's really
01:06:19there for his dad
01:06:21his dad's dog
01:06:23so you approve now?
01:06:25they didn't say that
01:06:29gucci
01:06:33gucci
01:06:34my boy's back
01:06:35oh
01:06:36oh
01:06:37oh
01:06:39oh
01:06:41oh
01:06:43okay
01:06:44okay
01:06:45i'm
01:06:46a little closer to approving
01:06:53i
01:06:55might
01:06:56have
01:06:57possibly
01:06:59misjudged you
01:07:01a little
01:07:03it's okay
01:07:04most of
01:07:05what the tabloids publish is true
01:07:06they just
01:07:08leave out part of the story
01:07:10Amelia
01:07:12can we talk?
01:07:16please
01:07:19Amelia
01:07:20can we talk?
01:07:23please
01:07:24okay
01:07:25i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:07:37i shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:07:40and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:07:43i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:07:47i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:07:52thanks for saying that
01:07:55i needed to hear that
01:07:58and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:08:02you're not one
01:08:04i'm still learning new things about you
01:08:07most of them are good
01:08:09i'm happy we signed the contract
01:08:12i'm not
01:08:14you're not? what do you mean?
01:08:18Amelia this might sound crazy but
01:08:23i meant it when i said that i love you
01:08:26and i don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:08:31i want to know that our love is real
01:08:34dad
01:08:35what is it son?
01:08:38i want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia
01:08:43why son?
01:08:45because i want to ask her to marry me
01:08:48and not because of some legal obligation
01:08:53but because she wants to
01:08:56consider our contracts null and void
01:09:01consider our contracts null and void
01:09:11Amelia
01:09:13where will it be?
01:09:16will you marry me?
01:09:19will you marry me?
01:09:21yes
01:09:23i'll marry you
01:09:24you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:09:42and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:09:45look at me
01:09:47i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:09:49all right
01:09:51all right
01:09:52all right you two
01:09:53that's enough all right
01:09:55we spent this whole night together
01:09:57come over to my place all right
01:09:59we'll have a nice breakfast
01:10:01italian style
01:10:03hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:10:05i think i can get used to it
01:10:07and then we can all discuss the wedding all right
01:10:10i want to hear from everybody involved
01:10:12especially coldplay
01:10:14we're not getting coldplay dad
01:10:15it was worth a try
01:10:17it was worth a try
01:10:41and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:10:43michelangelo
01:10:48amelia
01:10:50even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:10:54we're perfect together
01:10:56i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:11:01and not just about dogs
01:11:03i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:11:07i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this year
01:11:19and in return i promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:11:30i don't want to be stripped of
01:11:33i
01:11:36amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:11:41i love you so much
01:11:43i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are
01:11:55michelangelo
01:11:57you've helped me come out of my shell
01:11:59and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:12:01something i hope to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:12:05and although we haven't spent much time together
01:12:11it feels like a lifetime
01:12:13in a good way
01:12:14i know your mom would be proud of you
01:12:17ti amo michelangelo
01:12:19i love you
01:12:21with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:12:23and the city of beverly hills
01:12:25i now pronounce you husband and wife
01:12:28you may kiss your bride
01:12:29you may kiss your bride
01:12:30you may kiss your bride
01:12:32you may kiss your bride
01:12:35you may kiss your bride
01:12:37thanks
01:12:39i'm betsy
01:12:41Amelia's sister
01:12:43i'm jake
01:12:45another dog walker
01:12:47it's crazy
01:12:49you know given my sister
01:12:51i've always been more of a cat person
01:12:53me too
01:12:54strong faith
01:12:56close family
01:13:00choosing the one who needs to try
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