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Day Pillow Talk The Other Way Season 07 Episode 06
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00:01A stripper came over.
00:03You touched him?
00:04I didn't touch her.
00:05I mean, what?
00:06I didn't...
00:07Oh, the king!
00:12Oh, my God.
00:14He looks like someone puked all over him.
00:16That's disgusting.
00:17You got a stripper, didn't you?
00:19It wasn't me.
00:20I didn't order it.
00:21I already thought...
00:23I get massages quite often in Oklahoma.
00:27Like, you know, weekly massages.
00:29Look at that little side smile.
00:31He's like, in Oklahoma.
00:33We're not in Oklahoma anymore.
00:35The last small day I planned for us,
00:37you fell asleep through every service.
00:39The moment you hit the table...
00:44I'm Patia.
00:45I'm 58, and I live in Dallas, Texas.
00:47What was your stage name?
00:48Alex.
00:49Oh, yeah.
00:50The most common name in America,
00:52but it's the most unique name in Turkey.
00:55We can do this better than any exotic dancer out there.
00:58You ready to walk down the runway?
01:00I am.
01:01Let's go.
01:02Oh, please!
01:10So, where's the fish?
01:11So, in my defense, I was only out there for like 45 minutes,
01:15and it started to rain.
01:16So, I got rained on.
01:17So, it's not my fault.
01:18Fish live in the water, though.
01:20So...
01:21So...
01:22But I don't.
01:23Okay.
01:24And I didn't want to mess my hair up,
01:25but I actually brushed it today, so...
01:26Okay.
01:27All right.
01:28Can I hurry up?
01:29The show's about to start.
01:30I'm cleaning up your mess.
01:32Well, I didn't make that much of a mess.
01:34Did you use gloves again for the dishes?
01:36Yes.
01:37You want to keep your hands youthful.
01:39Mine are youthful, and I don't use gloves,
01:41and I'm a clean freak, too.
01:42Well, it's because you've got youth on your side.
01:44I'm not there.
01:45I'm past that.
01:46Okay.
01:47I didn't know that secret.
01:48Okay.
01:49Is this sexy?
01:50Get him.
01:51Oh.
01:52Mm-hmm.
01:53Uh-huh.
01:54You've heard that sound before.
01:55That is not sexy.
01:57What the hell?
01:59I gained 20 pounds since we got married.
02:01Oh, my God.
02:02Yep.
02:03You're eating so much.
02:04Those are marriage pounds, sweetie.
02:05You are beautiful still.
02:07Kiss.
02:08Oh, my God.
02:09Oh.
02:10I love that.
02:11Oh.
02:12Oh, my God.
02:13Ah, you're on my hair.
02:15Sorry.
02:16Let's go.
02:17I'm excited.
02:18Oh, my God.
02:19Why are you talking like that?
02:21Because I carried you.
02:23You are 150 pounds or whatever you are.
02:26You're talking like you're dying.
02:29Yeah.
02:30I am dying, girl.
02:31Babe, I'm so happy I get to spend my night snuggled,
02:35cuddled with you watching the other way.
02:38You're the best of my life.
02:41Oh, I can't cry now.
02:43What would you do if I just start crying and start bawling?
02:47I just love you so much.
02:50It would be nice to see some emotion.
02:53Where do you think we're starting off?
02:58Pigeons are everywhere, no matter where you go.
03:01No matter where in the world, yes.
03:03You used to have pet pigeons.
03:04In Mexico City, yeah.
03:06Well, on the balcony.
03:07But you knew every one of them.
03:09I knew all my pigeons.
03:10I fed all my pigeons.
03:11And they knew you.
03:12But they were wild.
03:13They knew me, too.
03:14So lavish loving me.
03:17All right.
03:18We're in Medellin.
03:19We're back with Luke and Madeline.
03:21I love the music.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Today is the tasting of the cake.
03:26I'm so happy and excited about it.
03:30I remember on our cake tasting, we tasted all the cakes.
03:35It was hard to pick.
03:36But we didn't pick those people to even make it.
03:38We found somebody else.
03:40The cake was delicious that way.
03:41It was.
03:49Ooh, look at those desserts.
03:51This is making me want some cake right now.
03:53I love cake.
03:55When we got married, we didn't even do a cake tasting.
03:57I wanted to.
03:58You did the cake tasting?
03:59Come on.
04:00What are you talking about?
04:01Oh, in Wichita.
04:02Yeah.
04:03We put the topper of our cake in the freezer too late,
04:06and when we went to cut it, it was moldy.
04:08Yeah, it was bad.
04:09It was frozen.
04:10We had to throw it away.
04:11Whoops.
04:13Well, baby, I just want to say I love you so much.
04:16You mean the world to me.
04:19I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
04:22Do one more.
04:23You know I love us so much.
04:27Uh-uh.
04:28What are you going to do?
04:29What are you going to tell her?
04:30What are you going to say?
04:31Oh, no.
04:32What are you going to say?
04:33Oh, my God.
04:34I mean, something's coming.
04:35I'm about to tell you something.
04:36I'm going to get my throat wet.
04:37The bachelor party.
04:38Oh, my God.
04:39It's coming.
04:40I feel it.
04:41He's going to confess.
04:42Do you think he's going to bring up the strippers?
04:44I think that's what's going to happen.
04:45Oh, my God.
04:46He wants to tell her about the bachelor party.
04:48Remember when I had said I was going to David's house?
04:52And...
04:53Go to the point.
04:57Get to the point.
04:59Get to.
05:00Get to.
05:01Get to the point.
05:05A stripper came over.
05:09And what do you do with the stripper?
05:11I didn't do anything.
05:12She did stuff to me.
05:13He's innocent.
05:14He's innocent.
05:15He's just a bystander.
05:17God.
05:18Oh, my God.
05:19Luke.
05:20Oh, my God.
05:21You knew this was going to happen.
05:23You touched her?
05:24I didn't touch her.
05:25I mean, what?
05:26I didn't...
05:27Oh, my God.
05:28Oh, my God.
05:29Oh, my God.
05:30Oh, my God.
05:31Oh.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:33Oh, my God.
05:35Oh!
05:36Oh, holy.
05:37Madeleine.
05:38Oh, my God.
05:39Oh, my God.
05:40Oh, the cake.
05:41Oh, my God.
05:42Oh, my God.
05:43You forgot your jacket.
05:46Oh, my God.
05:47Jacket!
05:50Girl, it's okay.
05:51You're going to be all right.
05:52I'm surprised she's not licking the rest of the cake off her fingers.
05:57What an ending to date night.
05:58What a cake tasting.
06:03Who got spider webs in their house?
06:06Oh, Greta!
06:08What is she doing right now?
06:09Is she putting her stuff away still?
06:11And he's reading.
06:12Apple is so cute.
06:15You love cats.
06:16I love cats.
06:20Hey, Matthew.
06:21Where are you?
06:22Hey, I'm in here.
06:24I'm going to take a shower.
06:26He's like, thank God.
06:27Yeah, I've been telling you that.
06:29Yeah.
06:29You don't have to ask.
06:31Did you find enough space for your clothes?
06:36No.
06:37Look at her face.
06:38She's like, what the hell do you think?
06:41Three drawers, of course not.
06:44Greta and Matthew.
06:46Aw.
06:47What is she wearing?
06:49Is it a one piece?
06:51Greta arrived earlier today.
06:53And is this how I would have wanted it to go in the first hour or two?
07:00Probably not.
07:01But I expected her to be pretty worn out from the day.
07:06In other words, I expected her to be bitchy.
07:09He was being nice about it.
07:11Here's mom and dad.
07:13Mom and dad are home.
07:14That, I don't think it's going to be a good thing right now, the way she's acting, Greta.
07:18Is it going?
07:19Yeah, pretty well.
07:20Has Greta arrived?
07:21Yeah, yeah.
07:21She's a girl.
07:22She's just having a shower now.
07:24I bet she's tired, isn't she?
07:26She ain't in a good mood, so tread lightly, guys.
07:29Oh, my God.
07:31If she is not the cutest freaking London grandma I've ever seen.
07:36But she's tired, isn't she?
07:37As I sit in my rocker, looking at my lovely little family in my living room.
07:42Hi.
07:43Oh, my God.
07:44Oh, my God.
07:46So good to see you guys.
07:49So lovely to have you.
07:50Yes.
07:51You're welcome.
07:53You're welcome.
07:53Oh, this is so cute.
07:57They look like a family.
07:59They got the same kind of hairstyle.
08:01This is cute.
08:02It is more like Greta's mother.
08:05They look like each other.
08:06Yeah, Greta looks like she could be a part of this family.
08:09For sure.
08:10Yeah, oh, yeah.
08:11I got you.
08:12Oh, my God.
08:13Oh, my God.
08:15Oh.
08:16A cake here, too.
08:18Don't throw it in anybody's face.
08:20Or a cake.
08:22I feel like we need cake for this entire episode.
08:24Everyone's eating cake.
08:24Everyone's eating cake.
08:26Oh, there's kitties.
08:28That smells very nice.
08:30This is a vegan cake?
08:31That is a vegan cake.
08:32It's got blueberries in.
08:33It's got lemon in.
08:35And it's got apple and hazel on the top.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:39Are they not the freaking cutest?
08:42She had two tiny pussies up there.
08:44Oh, stop it.
08:46That's so dirty.
08:47This is such a cute moment.
08:50Finally, parents are very happy to see the spouse that they bring with her girlfriend or boyfriend.
08:55Your mother did not make me a cake.
08:58She didn't make me nothing.
08:59Anywho, the positivity here is the parents are being nice, yes, for a change, which is really cute.
09:06I'm sure Greta's really tired.
09:08It's been a long, long day for you.
09:10I've been tired, too.
09:12I'm sure.
09:12Getting this place ready for her.
09:14But Greta's been traveling.
09:16Greta took off.
09:18She's like, you couldn't have said that any sooner.
09:19This is literally like what men do, you especially, just men.
09:25His mom's like, I bet Greta's so exhausted from traveling all day.
09:30And he's like, oh, man, I'm tired, too.
09:32It's been such a long day.
09:34How are you feeling?
09:37I'm just like kind of in shock right now a little bit.
09:39In shock?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Oh, that bed is small.
09:44I can't do smaller than a tan.
09:47It's like a childhood bed.
09:48It probably is.
09:50Look at the antlers behind his head.
09:51I'm dead.
09:52His pillow has antlers right behind his head, babe.
09:55Mm-hmm.
09:56He's a human moose or something.
09:59When I was unpacking earlier today, I felt really overwhelmed.
10:02I felt like the room wasn't really prepared for me to arrive.
10:08It kind of made me feel like not really welcome here.
10:12He put the G on the drawer for you.
10:14You're welcome.
10:15You got three of them.
10:16He was literally polishing clocks and doing everything he could to prepare.
10:21And he didn't think about the drawers.
10:23And so that's what she's not going to let him forget about.
10:25When I did such a thing, you would shout at me.
10:27You didn't clean anything.
10:29You didn't clean anything.
10:30He cleaned a lot of things.
10:32But there just wasn't drawers ready for her.
10:35I'm so tired, honey.
10:37I'm just going to go to bed, okay?
10:38Yeah, that's fine.
10:40Good night.
10:42Good night, darling.
10:43Please do.
10:44Please go to bed.
10:45Now that I all over you, I'm going to go to sleep.
10:49Night-night.
10:50I can't sleep with somebody on me.
10:51My arm gets tired and starts to get needles.
10:54It hurts.
10:55Start getting those pins and needles there.
10:56Exactly.
10:56And I got hair in my face.
10:58Ugh.
10:58You know what?
10:59Sometimes the best one is going to sleep.
11:02Yes.
11:03Wake up to a new day.
11:04Yep.
11:04It's a fresh start tomorrow.
11:06Let's just go to bed.
11:07In the morning, they're going to wake up with new perspectives.
11:10Forget about the drawers, hopefully.
11:11I wish they would have a sex, you know, that night.
11:13Because, yeah, instead of reset, it is G-set.
11:16Oh, my God.
11:17Reset, yeah.
11:18The sex is the solution for everything.
11:20It's not the solution for everything.
11:21She would forget drawers, anything, you know?
11:24For a few seconds, and then she'll remember the drawers.
11:27If it's good, she would...
11:29Believe me.
11:31Sexy Shalita.
11:33I'm also known as Shalita.
11:37Your stripper name is supposed to be the street you grew up on.
11:41Market Square.
11:42Oh, ladies and gentlemen, get your wallets ready for Market Square.
11:48The stupidest name in stripper history, but let me tell you, he's got a package.
11:52I like it.
11:54I got some cakes for us to try.
11:59How was it?
12:00You got a stripper, didn't you?
12:02It wasn't me.
12:03I didn't order it.
12:04I already...
12:05The wedding is over.
12:10The wedding is over.
12:13This is why I don't trust you.
12:15Gabe, you're really missing out.
12:16It's pretty good.
12:18Armando, why am I in a poncho and a shower cap?
12:21Well, because I made this cake, you know, with Madeline.
12:24She got naughty and crazy.
12:25Throwing that cake at Luke, I thought, let's have a little fight.
12:28Let's have some fun.
12:29We're going to ruin your masterpiece.
12:31It's fine.
12:31It'll look prettier on you.
12:33Oh!
12:34Oh, God.
12:37You...
12:38Oh, the...
12:40Wow, that's bad.
12:45Oh, my God.
12:47It's okay.
12:52Come on.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:54Wait, I don't want to waste this part.
12:55Let's eat some in the house.
12:57Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
13:04We must be in India.
13:05Ooh, what are these big things?
13:07No, we're not in India.
13:08Are we in the Wild West?
13:10Oh, I think it's a new girl.
13:18Get it, girl.
13:19She a stripper?
13:20Oh, she is.
13:21Wait a second.
13:23She's not riding horses.
13:24She's riding poles.
13:25Oh, I love that.
13:27I love it.
13:29Look at this hot mama, though.
13:30She cute.
13:33I'm Pitya.
13:34I'm 58.
13:35And I live in Dallas, Texas.
13:3758 and doing this?
13:39Wild.
13:41It must be senior night.
13:43What kind of genetics does she have?
13:47Can you believe that?
13:48This dancing is A+.
13:49I didn't even ask you how you rate it.
13:52A+.
13:52You're just telling me.
13:54But I cannot.
13:55I'm shocked.
13:56I'm 58.
14:00I'm also known as Shalita.
14:03Shalita.
14:05That's a stripper name.
14:06What was your stage name?
14:08Alex.
14:09Oh, yeah.
14:09The most common name in America,
14:12but it's the most unique name in Turkey.
14:14Actually, your stripper name
14:16is supposed to be the street you grew up on
14:18and the name of your first pet.
14:20What street did you grow up on?
14:22Market Square.
14:23Market Square?
14:24Oh, ladies and gentlemen,
14:26now tonight for the top performer,
14:28get your wallets ready for Market Square.
14:32The stupidest name in stripper history,
14:34but let me tell you,
14:35he's got a package,
14:36so make sure...
14:37I like it.
14:38What would your stripper name be
14:40if you had an alter ego?
14:43Stallion.
14:46Don't make fun of me!
14:48Mine would be Candy Cane.
14:50Oh, God, go figure.
14:51Candy Cane doesn't sound enticing.
14:53It will when I'm done with you.
14:55Oh.
14:55But now I'm hanging up my cowgirl hat
14:59to move across the world
15:01to be with my boyfriend, Dylan.
15:04In Australia.
15:05We're down under.
15:07He looks like he's a blue-collar worker.
15:09Or a plumber.
15:10Oh, we could use you right now.
15:12We have some leaks here.
15:13Oh, hello.
15:13G'day, I'm Dylan.
15:16I'm 38 years old,
15:17and I live in Launceston, Tasmania.
15:20Hey, you're from Tasmania.
15:22Good-bye, mate.
15:23My name is Harper.
15:24You need to work on that Australian accent, sweetie.
15:26Good-bye, mate.
15:27I'm a plumber.
15:28I do anything from plugging up leaks,
15:31fixing dunnies.
15:32Got it.
15:33Him doing plumbing like this
15:34looks like some of the porn movies I've seen,
15:37and he looks like a porn movie star.
15:39Dunny?
15:42He looks like my handyman.
15:44Yeah.
15:45I need to call him.
15:46I've got some pictures to hang.
15:50G'day, ladies.
15:51I heard you had a broken puppy, then.
15:52I'd like you to get stuck and wet.
15:56Woo!
15:57There we go.
15:59Oh.
15:59Oh, he is a stripper.
16:01He's a stripper, too.
16:04I knew it.
16:05I knew it.
16:07So I started stripping,
16:09and the phone started ringing.
16:12A few years later,
16:13Australia's Got Talent came to town.
16:15Whoa.
16:17Gee.
16:17Hello.
16:19Yeah, he's looking real good.
16:20Sorry, babe.
16:21And then suddenly,
16:23I'm Thunder from Down Under's MC in Las Vegas.
16:26Oh, my God.
16:28He was in Thunder from Down Under.
16:30This is a traveling men's dancer show.
16:34Where do you know this guy?
16:35It's famous in America, babe.
16:36Thunder from Down Under.
16:39You don't get it.
16:40I get it.
16:41But it's not funny for me.
16:45And that's when I make Pattaya.
16:48I moved to Las Vegas because my love life was a mess.
16:51Oh, and Vegas was going to help.
16:53Girl, my love life is a mess as well.
16:55It's okay.
16:56One night, I was working,
16:58and Dylan came in.
17:00We just started talking,
17:01and then, yeah,
17:02I was just really just smitten with her.
17:05Oh, cute.
17:07I love them already.
17:09Do you think trust is going to be a red flag for this couple?
17:12One hundred percent.
17:12Because they know what happens.
17:14I think they might be down with it
17:15because they're both in the biz.
17:16We'll see.
17:17Who knows?
17:20He fell for these right away.
17:22It was love at first boob sight.
17:27Love at first boob sight.
17:29You love boobs.
17:29You're a boob guy.
17:30Yeah.
17:31Do you like my boobs immediately?
17:32My boob guys.
17:33Not really.
17:34Not, like, immediately, immediately.
17:36I wasn't even looking at your boobs.
17:37Oh, and the first thing you don't see is my boobs.
17:39You're looking at my eyes.
17:41Is that what it was?
17:43He invited me to a show.
17:45He has the best abs.
17:47I mean.
17:47He does.
17:48He does.
17:49He has best abs.
17:51Genetically, so good abs.
17:52You looked like that when I met you.
17:54You were chiseled.
17:56I was like, God damn.
17:58Thank you so much for having me.
18:00It's beautiful.
18:01I never thought I would date somebody
18:03that was, like, 20 years younger than me.
18:05A little bit of age difference,
18:06but he likes it.
18:08She's a cougar.
18:09They don't have problems with each other,
18:11with guys and girls all over them.
18:13Chloe could learn something from them.
18:15We've been together for 12 years
18:17and still going.
18:1912 years.
18:2012 years.
18:21God, look at that girl's butt.
18:22I'm sorry, babe.
18:23Look at her butt.
18:25See?
18:27Age differences work.
18:29Not trying to prove anything.
18:31Four years ago, Dylan and I moved to Thailand
18:34for about a year.
18:35We were fighting constantly.
18:38So we broke up.
18:39And then I came back to the States.
18:42Oh, my gosh.
18:43That's not a good sign.
18:45I'm curious to know what, like,
18:47has caused them to break up in the past.
18:47But they said they were always fighting,
18:50she said.
18:50Yeah, but what do they fight about?
18:52I need to know more.
18:53But Dylan is so worth it.
18:55He makes me feel like no one's ever made me feel.
18:58But I just hope we don't fall back
19:00into our old patterns and break up again.
19:02I don't know if my heart can take it anymore.
19:04That is so crazy.
19:06That's the beauty of love, man.
19:08I know.
19:08They do love it.
19:09I mean, it's been this long.
19:11I think there's a problem about Dylan, huh?
19:13You think that there's a problem with Dylan?
19:15Yeah, I mean, he can be short-tempered.
19:18Guys with abs can have that problem.
19:21I know that.
19:21What?
19:23You are so funny.
19:24Right now, I'm dead, but I'm not anymore.
19:27So now you're not so short-tempered.
19:29I'm a Turkish delight right now.
19:31Yes.
19:32We share the car, right?
19:34We don't both get something out of your massages.
19:36You get a happier version of myself.
19:39Look at this little spoiled princess.
19:41I know.
19:42Does she do hard labor or what?
19:44Just do what she says.
19:45Come on, buddy.
19:46Happy wife, happy life.
19:47Yep.
19:48All right, babe.
19:49You know it's fall.
19:49We got to get our scarecrow made.
19:53I know.
19:53Have you ever made a scarecrow before?
19:56Yeah.
19:56What'd you make him out of?
19:58You use grass or you can just use, like, stick and push it through the arm.
20:03Oh, yeah, you got to stuff those arms.
20:05Don't make our scarecrow have flimsy arms, okay?
20:07We are muscles over here.
20:09Tommy Scartoni is his name.
20:12I want him to have a bubble, but, like, my husband.
20:15So people can say, where'd you get the idea for Tommy and his giant butt?
20:19I'll say, well, just tell my husband to turn around.
20:22Look at that.
20:23Woo!
20:24It's a meh.
20:26All right.
20:26What's he looking like?
20:27Let's put them together, babe.
20:29I have his head in his hat.
20:31He's going to have to lean.
20:33Tommy's people are going to step over him.
20:34Oh!
20:36Look at him.
20:37Now to put his little face on.
20:40You smile in here.
20:41Oh, boy.
20:42Yeah.
20:43Look at him.
20:44Tommy boy.
20:47I love him.
20:48Already.
20:49Yeah.
20:49We will see you later.
20:50Don't worry.
20:51We won't leave you out here all night.
20:52Yeah, we might.
20:54I want your best house.
20:58Oh, they're exercising together.
21:04Good.
21:04Greta and Matthew running for love.
21:09Looks like a cute little town.
21:11It does.
21:12It's my second day in England with Matthew, and I felt a bit unsettled.
21:18But I think Matthew knows the key to my heart, because today he surprised me with the trip
21:23to the spa.
21:24Dude, we love a spa day.
21:26Spa days are the best.
21:28Man, the last spa day I planned for us, you fell asleep through every service.
21:32It was like, now we're going to move into the couple's massage.
21:35And I was like, great.
21:36The moment you hit the table.
21:39One time, this guy took me to get a massage.
21:43The massage therapist, his breath smelled so bad.
21:46And he was like 100 years old.
21:48And then, as soon as I thought the massage was over, he was like, all right, now flip.
21:53I'm shirtless.
21:54I got no underwear.
21:54I'm like, uh, we can just cut it short right there.
21:57I'm okay.
21:59We're spa people, aren't we?
22:01Yeah, once in a blue moon is pretty good, isn't it?
22:03Well, I get massages quite often in Oklahoma.
22:08Like, you know, weekly massages.
22:11Really?
22:11Weekly?
22:12Look at this little spoiled princess.
22:15Does she do hard labor?
22:16Or what?
22:17Like, why does she want massages that much?
22:19Look at that little side smile.
22:21He's like, in Oklahoma.
22:23We're not in Oklahoma anymore.
22:25A couple massage, not a good thing.
22:27Why don't you care more about massages?
22:29It's not about massages.
22:31I'm not a massage guy.
22:32Why?
22:32I didn't know there's like massage people and not massage people.
22:35I just thought everyone loves massages.
22:37Not everyone.
22:37I'm fine to be the breadwinner here and support you and give you what you want to be happy.
22:43But I think there needs to be a realistic cap on things.
22:47You bought an upgraded engine on your car and you bought a very expensive computer.
22:53Wow.
22:53No.
22:54Below the belt.
22:56Ooh.
22:56That's dumb.
22:58No matter what they do, it has to be for both of them or they don't get it at all.
23:02No, but she shouldn't be comparing it.
23:05Well, because she doesn't care about the upgrade in the car.
23:07He does.
23:08But it's his money.
23:09Spot can't be every single day.
23:11Remember when I say all this to you.
23:13It's different.
23:13We share the car, right?
23:16We don't both get something out of your massages.
23:19You get a happier version of myself.
23:21I don't think a happier version of you is very sustainable financially.
23:27Happy wife, happy life.
23:28Yep.
23:29Just do what she says.
23:30Come on, buddy.
23:31Well, I like to spend money like on different crafts and all my decoration things.
23:35You always complain that I spend too much, but that's what I like to do.
23:37I guess there's worse things you can be doing.
23:40So, yes, you can buy balloons once a week.
23:42I get my nails done and my lashes done.
23:45You're lucky I don't go get Botox and filler.
23:47That's thousands of dollars.
23:49What about me?
23:51Do I do anything to myself?
23:53Well, that's your problem.
23:54Do it to yourself.
23:55I'll tell you what, you get a massage once a week.
23:56I'm hiring a housekeeper once a week.
23:58That's my massage.
23:59Hell yeah.
24:00I'm really grateful that Matthew is supporting us.
24:03And I don't want to be a burden.
24:06But I don't want to start this whole thing where we're keeping score on each other's sacrifices.
24:11We're all ready if you want to come up for your massages now.
24:14Sounds good.
24:14Sounds good.
24:16Well, that relaxation room wasn't very relaxing.
24:20Wait a second.
24:22She doesn't want them to be keeping score.
24:25She just literally kept score.
24:27The computer, the new engine.
24:29Now he doesn't even want a massage probably.
24:33He's probably like, I don't even want this massage.
24:37My mom calls me a wild horse you cannot tame.
24:40I moved out when I was 17 because I just don't like to be controlled.
24:43We can be wild horses together, but I'm definitely way more wilder than you.
24:48You're just like the hot stallion.
24:50I'm like the wild, like, bitch, you can't catch me.
24:54Hell no.
24:56Since we have some stripper slash exotic dancers on this season, you know when we play Darcy
25:02and we got stuff for Darcy and Stacey and that and their wigs, I have some heels still we
25:07never wore.
25:08You didn't get rid of those?
25:09I saved them for a great occasion and this is it.
25:12We're going to do a little runway walk.
25:13I'm coming out.
25:14Oh, you are really coming out.
25:17Your toes are coming out.
25:20Okay, we can do this better than any exotic dancer out there.
25:26You ready to walk down the runway?
25:27I am.
25:28Let's go.
25:29Oh, jeez.
25:31Well, great way to walk.
25:33Wait.
25:41Okay.
25:41All right, well, that was sexy, wasn't it?
25:45It's yours.
25:47There you go.
25:47You got it.
25:48Shake it.
25:50Give me a little twirl right there, girl.
25:51I can't get too confident.
25:53I know.
25:53You get confident and stuff.
26:02Oh, my God.
26:02Are you all right?
26:03Wait.
26:04We can't both.
26:04I think I'm okay.
26:05Okay.
26:06Let's go.
26:08Ow.
26:08You're like a drunk girl on Friday night.
26:10Come on.
26:11I'll hold your hair back when you puke.
26:17All right, where are we?
26:19We're in Dallas, Texas.
26:20I see cheetah print.
26:22Mm-hmm.
26:23Cheetah print is a stripper print.
26:25Ooh, we're at Texas.
26:27Back with the stripper.
26:29Patia.
26:30Good for her, though, honestly, for being a stripper for 37 years.
26:33Because that is a good workout.
26:35Oh, my God.
26:37I love cooking.
26:38I enjoy it very much.
26:39Like, I can make all types of dishes.
26:41Not us.
26:42Too.
26:42We, we, at any family functions, we don't bring anything.
26:46Whenever we go to a family event, I bring the plates, the ice, the soda.
26:50Nothing that can be, that I cook that can be judged.
26:53You know what I'm saying?
26:54It's, that, exactly.
26:54I'm going to mess it up.
26:55I'm going to mess it up.
26:55Because, because, because, because, because let us cook something and somebody don't like
26:57it, we're about to throw hands.
26:59You're like, what?
26:59You want that potato salad?
27:01My nephew's coming over.
27:03He loves homemade food.
27:05I'm really looking forward to cooking for him.
27:08I haven't seen Nicholas in a long time.
27:11But when I told Nick I was going to be moving out to Tasmania, he immediately scheduled a trip
27:15to come out and visit me.
27:16Voice of reason, coming in hot.
27:18Mm-hmm.
27:19He wants the tea.
27:20He's like, ooh, spill the tea so I can tell the rest of the family.
27:24How many nieces and nephews you have?
27:27I have two nieces and two nephews.
27:29What is the difference between niece and nephew?
27:32Really?
27:34Tell me.
27:35Are you serious?
27:36Yes.
27:37A niece is a girl, a nephew is a boy.
27:39We don't have different things in Turkish.
27:41What do you say in Turkish?
27:42We don't say, it's only one.
27:44It is yen.
27:45Yen means?
27:46There's no gender, you know.
27:47It's yen, it's girl or boy, it doesn't matter.
27:50Interesting.
27:52I just love Nick.
27:53He loves me for the way I am.
27:55He thinks I'm the coolest aunt because I was always, like, the wild one.
28:00You're the coolest aunt because you're a stripper, girl.
28:02It's like, I'm bringing all my friends to your show.
28:05She was the aunt that totally bought him alcohol underage, 100%.
28:09She's a fun aunt.
28:11You're, like, the favorite uncle of your nieces.
28:14Well, for one, I'm the only uncle.
28:15That's true.
28:18So you win by default.
28:21I'm the favorite nephew, though.
28:22I will say one of the favorite nephews.
28:24And you're the favorite son.
28:25Oh, and you're my favorite husband.
28:28The only husband it better be.
28:30My mom calls me a wild horse you cannot tame.
28:34I mean, I moved out when I was 17 because I just don't like to be controlled.
28:3919.
28:40I moved out when I was 19 because I can't be controlled.
28:43You can't put a saddle on a wild horse.
28:47They tame you, girl.
28:49They tame you.
28:50I was not tame too.
28:51Untameable.
28:52Look at me.
28:53She tamed me.
28:55Oh, you poor thing.
28:57We can be wild horses together, but I'm definitely way more wilder than you.
29:01You're just, like, the hot stallion that all the mares want to be around.
29:05I'm, like, the wild, like, bitch, you can't catch me.
29:09Hell no.
29:11Has your mom talked about me and Dylan?
29:13I've heard the typical story.
29:14You guys have a 20-year gap, right?
29:16Yes, 20 years gap.
29:18He's 38, yep.
29:20Yeah, this is like textbook cougar and the cub situation, you know?
29:23Cougar and the cub.
29:26What am I, then?
29:28What, is a male cougar?
29:30What's an old guy do?
29:31A bear?
29:32No, that's if you're hairy.
29:34Grandpa and...
29:36It's supposed to sound good.
29:37You'll say grandpa, grandson, or something like that.
29:40Good Lord.
29:41I don't say grandson, weirdo.
29:43What'd you say?
29:43What are you, then, if I'm a grandpa?
29:45A little chicklin.
29:47A chicklin?
29:51Living in Las Vegas, doing what we both did, we were both performers,
29:55we get into fights about jealousy and insecurities.
29:58So Dylan and I have broken up 20 times.
30:0220 times?
30:03Guys, in your line of work, neither one of you can be jealous on stuff.
30:09My gosh.
30:1120 times in 12 years.
30:12Way more than eight.
30:13Literally, that's almost twice a year they broke up.
30:16Gosh.
30:17I don't know if you know this, but he did propose to me in Vegas.
30:20Okay.
30:21Like, three years after we were together, but he ended up taking the ring back.
30:26Wait, he proposed to her and then took the ring back?
30:29He is making some things that he is breaking up with her, taking the ring off.
30:33It's like he can't decide what he wants.
30:35Yeah.
30:36I feel like once you give them a ring, you just kind of just give it to them.
30:41Yeah.
30:41Sunken cost.
30:42Yeah.
30:43If you would have taken this ring back, I would have been like...
30:46That's your wedding ring?
30:47You're not getting it back.
30:47Well, me and the engagement one.
30:49You weren't getting it back, I'll tell you that.
30:51You would have pawned it.
30:52Yeah.
30:53Why'd you give it back, girl?
30:54You don't ever give it back.
30:55You pawn it.
30:56At your age, you should know that.
30:58You're right.
30:58But we're going to get married, so it will work.
31:02He's going to propose to me.
31:03It can cost you so much if this doesn't work out.
31:07And I don't mean to make you cry.
31:09I'm sorry.
31:10Poor thing.
31:11Yes.
31:12She's given so much of her life to this man.
31:15And you know what?
31:16This man is playing with her because I know that feeling.
31:19I played with people before.
31:21If someone loves you so much and whatever you do, she is ready to forgive you.
31:26You always want to keep her in your life.
31:30Do you think this should be, like, the final chance she gives him?
31:33Because I do.
31:35Like, whoa.
31:36Third time's a charm.
31:38Nope.
31:3821st time's a charm.
31:40I have to make sure that this is a final time.
31:43But at the same time, I'm worried that if I did, I mean, I invested 12 years, and if
31:49it doesn't work out, I will come back and be alone.
31:52It does scare me a lot.
31:55She's a hot mama.
31:57She's not going to be alone forever.
31:59How many last chances do you give a man?
32:01At least 20.
32:03I want them to work.
32:04I feel like she's really invested a lot.
32:07And now to leave her beautiful home and go live in another country with this person
32:11who's broken up with her so many times.
32:13Yes.
32:14That's red flag, right?
32:16Big time.
32:17Not pink.
32:19Natalie.
32:20Mira.
32:22He's over.
32:24He's over.
32:25Look at that thumb.
32:27She must be double jointed.
32:28You see that thumb?
32:29Look!
32:30Yeah, it's all that.
32:31You see it?
32:32Okay, babe, I'm going to do a little mask on you tonight.
32:37This is a salmon sperm mask.
32:40What?
32:41Yes.
32:41And it stimulates fibroblasts, which causes you to create collagen in your skin.
32:47So it's really ooey-gooey.
32:49It's sperm.
32:50I'm going to put this on your face.
32:52Okay.
32:53It's going to feel so cool, relaxing.
32:56So right now you are literally giving me a facial.
32:59Stop talking.
33:00Stop.
33:02I've been dying to do this to you.
33:04How does it feel, sweetie?
33:07I'm scared to say something.
33:09You have no words.
33:10Refreshing.
33:11It's so refreshing?
33:12Yeah.
33:12That you're afraid to say anything positive?
33:14I don't want to get used to it.
33:21Can I get, like, a napkin or some?
33:24Oh, my wall.
33:26He looks like someone puked all over him.
33:28That's disgusting.
33:29A napkin?
33:30You need a towel.
33:31He needs a shower.
33:32So what cake do you think they're picking for their wedding?
33:35Yeah, wait.
33:40Luke and Madeline.
33:41My God.
33:43These two.
33:43It is not looking good.
33:45You know, getting cake all over you in some circumstances is fun.
33:49I had fun.
33:50I think it just depends on how you see it.
33:52I didn't plan the bachelor party.
33:54I didn't know about it.
33:56I didn't order the stripper.
33:58I was just there.
34:00I never heard someone refer to it as that.
34:02I didn't order the stripper.
34:04Like, schedule, coordinate.
34:06I didn't order her.
34:07Like it's a delivery service.
34:08Yeah, like it's a pizza.
34:09Would you have stayed there with the stripper?
34:11Oh, of course not.
34:12Look at me.
34:13You wouldn't have?
34:15No.
34:15What would you have done?
34:17Leave.
34:18Good job.
34:20I didn't know how to tell her, but I also felt that starting a marriage without 100% honesty
34:29is not a good place to start.
34:33And look what honesty gets you.
34:34Cake in the face.
34:36I mean, I can hardly take this guy seriously.
34:38Look at him.
34:39Hey, cake lady.
34:40I guess you didn't get the job.
34:42What cake did y'all choose?
34:43None.
34:44She took off the ring, but if she really wanted to throw the wing, she would have, like, threw
34:56it out the window, not in the car.
34:58She gonna pick that right up.
34:59Gosh, she took the ring off?
35:01This wedding might be canceled, babe.
35:04No way.
35:05Sorry.
35:06Oh, my gosh.
35:12That's what I'm talking about, girl.
35:14Go marry that stripper.
35:16I understand being upset, but go get married to the stripper.
35:19That's a little too childish.
35:22I'm not gonna marry her.
35:23I just felt her up.
35:26Natalie.
35:26Mira.
35:28Es over.
35:30Es over.
35:31Look at that thumb.
35:33She must be double-jointed.
35:34You see that thumb?
35:36Look!
35:37Es over.
35:38Yeah.
35:46Uh-oh.
35:48Bye-bye.
35:49Left him there.
35:50Uh-oh.
35:51What's on the side of his head?
35:53Cake?
35:53Cake.
35:54Oh.
35:55Where's he gonna go tonight?
35:56To the stripper.
35:58I think that she needs to grow up some.
36:00Yeah.
36:01Sorry, girl, but that's just how I feel.
36:03Take it from Grandpa.
36:06Next time on 90 Day Fiancé, the other way.
36:09Here we go.
36:10Next time on...
36:11Next time!
36:13This is not normal, Yuga.
36:14This is poop, Yuga.
36:18What the heck is going on?
36:21I have sperm on my fist, so I'm not surprised or anything.
36:25What?
36:26What's poop, Yuga?
36:28You struggle sometimes.
36:29You should do this.
36:30I don't have any trouble with that.
36:32I do that every morning.
36:34Oh!
36:35You might need a diaper, Jenny.
36:38Stop it right now.
36:40You know she's got them diapers.
36:41She's about that age.
36:43Poor Jenny.
36:44She just wants to be married and take her nap and eat her spaghetti.
36:48I give to him so much.
36:55He don't give me this thing to me.
36:58She's still having a fit.
36:59Good thing he didn't even unpack yet.
37:01It's only like day two.
37:03No.
37:04Get out of here.
37:06Get out of here.
37:07Madeline, this is not a good look for you, sweetie.
37:10Get it together.
37:12Luke.
37:13Luke.
37:13I don't even know what to say.
37:14I know.
37:15All we can say is, Luke, re-evaluate.
37:19Do you see him?
37:20Jonathan asked me to stop his location sharing.
37:24Oh, my God.
37:24Look at him.
37:25But my physical eyesight doesn't need to stop tracking him.
37:31Wait, is she spying on him?
37:33Yes.
37:33She's up in the tree.
37:35Oh, my God.
37:36She's stalking him.
37:38If your friends get in on the stalking, that's a good homegirl.
37:41I like how you guys work.
37:43Wow, babe.
37:44This episode literally had it all.
37:46It was so intense, so crazy.
37:49I'm like, what is happening?
37:51I wonder what next week's going to look like, man.
37:53I mean, it's going to be crazy.
37:55I can't wait to watch it.
37:57I'm so excited.
37:58Boy, Jenny didn't poop yoga.
37:59Ew.
38:00I don't talk about poop yoga.
38:02You know what we need to go with this drink?
38:05What?
38:05Cake.
38:07Your nose was in the hole up your nose.
38:08Let's go pick through the rubble and find a nice piece.
38:12We can do it.
38:13Hopefully we find a good piece.
38:14Mmm, smoosh cake.
38:15Well, all right, Gabe.
38:17This was a really fun night, exciting episode.
38:19So I'm going to get ready for bed.
38:21I'm going to go.
38:23Until next time.
38:24All right.
38:24And I'm going to go wash my face again.
38:27It smells like cake, and I'm oily.
38:29You never smelt better.
38:30Do you think cake in the face is better than sperm on the face?
38:33Don't say that.
38:34Don't remind me.
38:35I just forgot it.
38:36You look pretty relaxed.
38:38This is really nice.
38:39Don't play with it.
38:39Nice and hydrating.
38:41You think it tastes good?
38:42It does taste good, love.
38:43It doesn't look that good anymore.
38:45Mmm.
38:45Why are you eating with your fingers?
38:47We just threw a whole bunch of cake all over each other.
38:50I think this is cool.
38:51Okay, I guess I'll have a bite or two.
38:52Oh.
38:53We already did this.
38:55Oh, my God.
38:56It's delicious, though.
38:57It is good, actually.
38:59And we wonder why we're getting fat.
39:01You are, not me.
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