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00:00Ever seen a ninja take a test?
00:02The slacker is lying face down on his desk.
00:04Suddenly, he flicks his eraser to the floor.
00:07As he bends to pick it up, his fingers flash, pinching eraser shavings into a straw.
00:13Then puffs his cheeks and blows.
00:16The girl next to him leaps up with a yowch.
00:21She scans the room.
00:22The slacker pretends to fill in his answer sheet.
00:25The teacher stands nearby, waving hands like crazy.
00:28Swear to God, it wasn't me.
00:30While they glare at each other, the slacker drops his eyelids, peeking at the floor.
00:34There lie 100 colorful rice grains neatly paired.
00:38Blue-blue is A. Blue-green is B. Blue-pink is C. Green-pink is D.
00:43This is the transfer student's entrance exam.
00:46All multiple choice.
00:47When the teacher says, sit anywhere, this slacker, Kuro, wanders between desks like he's out
00:53for a stroll.
00:54But he's actually locating these pre-planted answer codes.
00:58Kuro's cheating with rice grains is going smooth.
01:01Until his classmate Noguchi points at them and shrieks, oh my god, insect eggs.
01:06She bolts to the back of the classroom for a broom.
01:09Kuro's palms sweat.
01:10He grabs his straw again, shooting in a razor chunk pop into Noguchi's butt to buy time.
01:16He scans through the Japanese answers like a madman, but the math section is still blank.
01:21The teacher strides over, thump, thump, thump, crushing half the rice codes under her foot.
01:26She turns to calm Noguchi, while Kuro grits his teeth.
01:29When the teacher sweeps the answers away with a broom, he stamps his foot on the remaining
01:33grains, but panics and copies the wrong rows.
01:37Result?
01:38Math answers turn into a sea of red marks.
01:41No choice left.
01:42Kuro tosses his pen, shuts his eyes.
01:45Within 30 seconds, a wet streak zzzz creeps down his pant leg.
01:49Kuro peed his pants during the exam.
01:52The teacher and Noguchi freeze.
01:53What's up, dude?
01:55He covers his face, wailing.
01:56Teacher?
01:57I drank three bottles of water yesterday cause I was freaking out.
02:01I couldn't hold it.
02:02The teacher waves him off.
02:03No biggie.
02:04This exam's just a formality.
02:06You could hand in a blank paper.
02:08But here's the truth.
02:09Kuro used the Water Shield Ninjutsu.
02:12This guy's a full-on ninja, sneaking into Koden High School on a mission.
02:16Japan has over 200,000 ninjas hiding in plain sight, delivering takeout, teaching classes,
02:22you name it.
02:23Kuro's a jenin, the lowest ranked ninja.
02:25So broke, he lives on one pack of instant noodles a day.
02:29One day, his boss Kato, disguised as a fried chicken delivery guy, shoves a school uniform
02:35at him.
02:36Go spy on Kodown High School.
02:37Word is, a group of traitor ninjas form the Under Ninja Crew after World War II, hiding
02:42here to hunt for some treasure.
02:44As a jenin, Kuro's the least noticeable.
02:46That's why he got the undercover gig.
02:50Ninjas need stealth suits for missions.
02:52Press a remote to turn invisible.
02:54Problem is, Kuro's suit is cheap.
02:56His hands and eyes still show.
02:57Press again to reappear.
02:59Kuro's hiding in his room, messing with the suit.
03:02When the neighbor yells from the bathroom, Kuro, I pooped without toilet paper.
03:06He leaps up, clinging to the doorframe like a gecko, then crawls along the wall with his
03:11eyes shut.
03:12He grabs a toilet paper roll from the windowsill and hands it over.
03:16But slips, glances down, and the neighbor smacks him with a slipper.
03:20Pervert, you looked at my private area.
03:22Ninjas have signature weapons.
03:24Kuro's?
03:25A toothpick.
03:26Pathetic, right?
03:27Truth is, he's too broke for cool gear, so he fights with his toes.
03:30The next day, Kuro shows up barefoot, following a mushroom-haired kid into class.
03:35The kid was late, which is how they crossed paths, right when the school bully spots them.
03:41The bully sticks out his leg.
03:43Wanna enter?
03:44Pay up.
03:45The mushroom kid tries to go around, but Kuro grabs the bully's pant leg with his big
03:48toe, stamping down, smack.
03:51The bully howls like a pig and limps to the nurse.
03:54Kuro just sits down when a red laser shee locks on his head.
03:57Ninja signal.
03:58He strolls out of class mid-teacher's lecture, pissing her off so she cancels the lesson.
04:03Outside, a cute guy, Cheyenne, holding a teddy bear, waits.
04:06He's a Junan, elite ninja.
04:09Here to help, cause Kuro's a noob.
04:11Kuro's ticked off, about to cuss, when his neck hairs stand up.
04:15The man across from him is the dean of students, staring right at him.
04:18The old-timer pats his pants, then uses his fingers to gesture a set of numbers, 3-2-1,
04:24before pointing to his own ear.
04:26Kuro checks his pocket, 321 yen in coins, exactly.
04:30The principal's a ninja, too, a sound location master telling Kuro to meet in secret.
04:35He's about to leave when the campus beauty stops the mushroom kid.
04:38Hey, can you carry this box for me?
04:40Kuro's got a bad feeling.
04:42There are tons of guys in class.
04:44Why pick him?
04:45He sneaks after them.
04:46Yep.
04:47The campus beauty leads mushroom straight to the bully and his goons, who want payback
04:51for that stomped foot.
04:52Kuro hoosh, throws a cardboard box over himself, uses the stealth suit on his upper body, and
04:58pops up in front of the bully.
05:00The bully thinks it's a gag, kicks the box, then thud.
05:03Kuro's eight-pack abs send him flying.
05:06The bully peeks under the box, just floating eyes and hands.
05:10Before he can yell, Kuro grabs his head with a joint-locking grip, then jabs, well, you
05:15know where.
05:16Goon snaps, can't beat box guy, I'll pound mushroom head.
05:20Kuro spins behind him, uses mushroom's arms like puppets, left hand swings a stick, right
05:25hand throws a punch.
05:27Same result.
05:28Goon's down, and yep, that spot gets jabbed, too.
05:31After cleaning up, Kuro heads to meet the principal.
05:35The dean whips out a ninja sword from behind and slashes at Kuro.
05:39Kuro raises his arm to block, and the stealth suit, actually clang, deflects the blade, only
05:44scraping a bit of fabric.
05:46Are you really an undercover agent for the under ninjas?
05:49The dean demands.
05:50What's your plot for infiltrating this school?
05:53Kuro stays silent.
05:54The dean unleashes a slash, but Kuro's toes clamp the blade firmly to the ground.
06:00He then executes a scorpion tail sweep, pinning the dean against a cabinet.
06:04After twisting the hilt to break free, the dean suddenly laughs.
06:07He noticed Kuro used traditional ninja combat techniques, confirming Kuro isn't from the
06:13under ninjas, since that organization relies on technology for fighting.
06:17The dean tells Kuro that the under ninjas have set their sights on a satellite in space.
06:22The satellite belongs to Kuro's NIN organization, housing not only a laser weapon capable of
06:28cutting through the atmosphere, but also the data of all 200,000 ninjas in Japan.
06:33If the data leaks, all ninjas will be eliminated by under ninja.
06:37After finishing, the dean demonstrates the laser weapon to him.
06:41A red beam, whoosh, pierces the clouds, slicing the ninja sword in two.
06:46On the metal pipe, there's a hole no bigger than a fingernail.
06:50Terrifying power.
06:51But no one knows why the laser activated on its own.
06:54They've uncovered the under ninjas plot, but the mole in school remains hidden.
06:58As Kuro steps out of the boiler room, he spots the campus beauty at the corner.
07:03Noguchi shoots him a half-smile, glances his way, and walks off.
07:07It hits Kuro.
07:08His boss said, the under ninjas are searching for something.
07:11This school must hide a secret.
07:13Everyone's suspicious, except transfer student Noguchi.
07:16After school, Kuro pretends to ask Noguchi for tutoring.
07:20Really, he's fishing for info.
07:22You know anything about Kodanhai's past?
07:24He asks.
07:25Noguchi replies, this used to be an army school.
07:28There's a bomb shelter underground, supposedly a former military base.
07:33Kuro decides to check it out, thanks Noguchi, and starts to see her off.
07:37But the next moment, Noguchi suddenly falls off the roof.
07:40Kuro sprints to catch her.
07:42When they land, the stealth suit's airbag pop, inflates.
07:45But Noguchi is still dazed, staring blankly.
07:48Kuro rushes her to the hospital, vowing to explore the bomb shelter at dawn.
07:53But that night, chaos strikes.
07:55At a 24-hour convenience store after a customer leaves, the automatic door slides open.
08:01No one's there.
08:02Snacks crash off the shelves.
08:04A shuriken whoosh flies out.
08:06The cashier draws her ninja sword and slices it in half, yelling, this junk can't kill me.
08:12But she can't see the attacker.
08:13Before she finishes, a fully invisible figure materializes and strikes her down.
08:18Meanwhile, Suzuki, a female editor at a novel company, gets a call.
08:23The cashier was killed by an invisible assassin.
08:26She's ordered to eliminate the killer and heads to the scene.
08:30Suzuki whips out a web shooter to snare the invisible figure.
08:33But they dodge like an eel, not even a breath detectable.
08:36As they deadlock, a Koden High student bursts in.
08:40Suzuki yells, Run!
08:41But the invisible man grabs the student's neck in a flash.
08:45Come at me!
08:46Leave the innocent alone!
08:47Suzuki pleads.
08:49The invisible man freezes.
08:50Her voice is his old ninja school crush.
08:53On graduation day, he confessed to her, and she rejected him on the spot.
08:57Out of old friendship, he sighs and lets them go.
09:00But as he leaves, he glares at the student.
09:03You'll die at school tomorrow.
09:05It's clear the under-ninjas are targeting Kodan High.
09:08Kuro's boss Kato contacts him urgently.
09:11Withdraw now.
09:12The under-ninjas are attacking.
09:14But meanwhile, Noguchi is at home watching TV.
09:16The news reports a rocket launch.
09:19Scientists forgot to put the astronaut inside.
09:21Kuro's parents laugh till they slap their thighs, but Noguchi can't crack a smile.
09:26Ever since Kuro saved her, he's all she thinks about, dreaming they hold hands, wanting to
09:32date him.
09:33Suddenly, she jolts awake.
09:34In the dark, a pair of eyes stares at her.
09:37She screams, but Kuro covers her mouth.
09:39Don't go to school tomorrow, he warns.
09:42Something bad's happening.
09:44Next morning, the school bully steps through the gate.
09:46An invisible figure attacks him.
09:48The body gets tossed into a classroom, sending students and teachers running.
09:52Suzuki, disguised as a student, rushes in.
09:54A teacher yells, get to class.
09:57The next second, he's taken out by the invisible man.
10:00Suzuki whips out a stun baton, and the figure removes his mask.
10:03An old acquaintance.
10:04Last time I let you go, cause I liked you, the invisible man sneers.
10:09Run for your life.
10:10This time, you die.
10:12They clash in next second.
10:14Suzuki fires a wire, but the invisibility suit is insulated.
10:17No damage.
10:18The stun baton gets knocked away and the invisible man strikes her wrists and ankles.
10:24Just then, Kato, Kuro's deliveryman boss, crashes through the window, clashing with the
10:29attacker in the classroom.
10:30The invisible man leaps onto a desk, Kato slides under it, splitting the desk in half, almost
10:36a critical hit.
10:38Scared, the invisible man masks up to flee, but Kato cuts his hand and flings ketchup,
10:43revealing the attacker's position.
10:45Kato smashes down with a mountain crush strike, blade aimed low, only for the suit to inflate
10:51like a balloon, launching Kato away.
10:54The invisible man bolts, but runs into Cheyenne.
10:57Cheyenne throws a shuriken, its steel beads shattering corridor windows.
11:01Glass shards cover the floor, crunching under the invisible man's steps.
11:05Cheyenne tracks the sound, launching an attack, but the attacker flees again, chased to the
11:11rooftop.
11:12The sun rises, reflecting off the invisible man's suit, blinding.
11:16Cheyenne swings his sword, slicing only empty air.
11:20The next instant, the attacker strikes from behind, breaking Cheyenne's blade in half.
11:24The invisible man seizes the chance, wounding Cheyenne's shoulder and abdomen.
11:29Cheyenne falters, then Kato appears, delivering a final blow from behind.
11:34But it's not over.
11:35As they gasp in the bloodied aftermath, this ninja war hidden in school uniforms is just
11:41the tip of the iceberg.
11:42While the others fight, Kuro finds the bomb shelter.
11:45Flashlight in hand, he enters alone, meeting the campus beauty who's clearly been waiting.
11:50Kuro realizes she's part of the Under Ninja organization.
11:55This film is Under Ninja, the latest live-action adaptation from the hit manga, dropping in 2025.
12:02It's all about the clash between old-school and tech-savvy ninjas, plus wild main characters
12:07like Kuro whose gimmicks will have you rolling.
12:09Trust me, the plot is Chef's Kiss Entertainment.
12:12If you dig this video, smash that like button and subscribe.
12:16See you next time.
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