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00:00:00Thank you all
00:00:30Thank you all
00:01:00Thank you all
00:01:30Thank you all
00:01:59Come, come, eat
00:02:01Eats
00:02:02Be careful not to choke yourself at least
00:02:05What am I doing? Tied up with wire like there's an earthquake, witch?
00:02:15Sacred Friscola
00:02:17You broken bastard, you saved yourself this time too, but I'm screaming at you, I'm...
00:02:25Justin!
00:02:27Commands?
00:02:27Oh no, dear, just because it's not a good service isn't a reason why you should break it all, right?
00:02:34But I didn't break it all, sorry, I'm a little cup
00:02:37Well done, little girl, not even the eternal father needs just a day, didn't you know that?
00:02:42Every work wants its own principle
00:02:44Today you break the cup and tomorrow you break the whole set, right?
00:02:48What do you want from me?
00:02:50And you? What are you waiting for to take that filthy creature out to pee? His bladder will burst?
00:02:55What did I come here to do?
00:02:56Mmm, moving the air, that's the only thing that's good
00:02:59I asked you, aside from breaking the cups, did you find time to shine my shoes?
00:03:04I'm there
00:03:04Oh
00:03:05Why did you want to break the service?
00:03:08Oh no, I didn't want it, I swear
00:03:09Ah, this idiot, he does nothing but swear, I can't stand him myself
00:03:14I only broke one cup, that is, no.
00:03:16Ah, you see you wanted to break something, apart from the balls, right?
00:03:26But it is said!
00:03:29What's happening to him?
00:03:30And it happens that that bastard of your darling mistook my shoes for a urinal
00:03:35And I'm happy about it, so you learn to take it easy
00:03:37This is why Renzo and Laura didn't call
00:03:40The shopping!
00:03:42Dad!
00:03:43Dad!
00:03:46Oh, what are you crying about? Isn't the nanny your mother, anyway?
00:03:55No
00:03:56I don't understand what breasts have to do with hair on the face.
00:04:00Eh, you're ignorant, I explained that to you, didn't I?
00:04:03The ointment should be absorbed throughout the body.
00:04:05Then over time the hair on the face disappears
00:04:07It's all about giving, right?
00:04:10But do you trust or not?
00:04:11I told you, didn't I, that my page is a doctor
00:04:13Hey guys, when it's my turn
00:04:15And here, either there's one less breast or you don't want it anymore
00:04:18Let's do the rotation
00:04:19Then you go
00:04:21I
00:04:23But you can't even look anymore now, but why?
00:04:26Because you are old
00:04:28And I put myself to shame
00:04:29If you don't leave, there's a star that will vote for the whole establishment
00:04:32And go
00:04:33And then he shakes your balls
00:04:38All right
00:04:39And I'm leaving
00:04:40This is the first time this stuff has been banned in most countries.
00:04:43What if I snitch?
00:04:45Mr. Sandro
00:04:46Eh, could it be the voice of conscience?
00:04:48I'm staying
00:04:49Damn, right now
00:04:50But what does she want?
00:04:52Do you understand the little boy?
00:04:53It was already installed
00:04:54The Wild One
00:04:56Now sloge, you
00:04:58Yes, yes, that's fine
00:04:59After, after
00:05:00Have you seen Sandrino?
00:05:01I'm almost as tanned as you are
00:05:03But you look
00:05:05My stuff gone
00:05:06As if I were dead
00:05:08What is this?
00:05:12Lost Females
00:05:13Infernal Women
00:05:14Sex at night
00:05:15Good readings
00:05:17I already told you
00:05:18Which I'll take back afterwards
00:05:20I don't even turn around
00:05:22And you, huh?
00:05:23Who gave you permission?
00:05:24You're already senile
00:05:25You even start smoking
00:05:26Put them back there
00:05:27Seized
00:05:28I just ran out of them
00:05:29Give them back
00:05:30Be good
00:05:31Be good, you'll hurt yourself
00:05:32Hey, you got hurt
00:05:34He's handsome
00:05:35My woodpecker
00:05:36Eats
00:05:37Eat your porridge
00:05:38Good
00:05:39How good is baby food?
00:05:41Here, cute
00:05:43Doctor, do you smoke?
00:05:44Fuck you
00:05:44Pass me the wine
00:05:47But what manners?
00:05:49You do it on purpose, huh?
00:05:51To ruin everything for him
00:05:52Wow, little creature
00:05:54Let's hope
00:05:54Eats
00:05:55Here, you see
00:05:56He doesn't eat anymore
00:05:57Pinchi
00:05:57Don't pay attention to him
00:05:58If he does it again
00:06:00He is sent back to eat in the kitchen
00:06:02We don't think about it anymore
00:06:03You will also see this
00:06:04Colonel Giustino Bellotto
00:06:06With practice at the exam
00:06:08Of the competent ministry
00:06:09For placement and rest
00:06:10With the rank of general
00:06:11He goes to eat in the kitchen
00:06:12In his house
00:06:13Ogre dog
00:06:14In my house
00:06:16That this
00:06:17It's the midote
00:06:18And he does what he pleases with it.
00:06:19Hi mom
00:06:22A run, huh?
00:06:23Yes, yes
00:06:23Hello Belandrone
00:06:25I'll accompany you Laura
00:06:27Without me she feels lost
00:06:28Call me when you arrive
00:06:34Otherwise I'll be worried, you know?
00:06:36Yes, you'll see
00:06:37A week goes by quickly
00:06:39And what do I do without my little one?
00:06:42Me without my little fat girl
00:06:44Little pig
00:06:50Look, even if something of yours remains
00:07:03It doesn't bother me at all
00:07:04It bothers me
00:07:06The gravy train is over, huh?
00:07:18Eh
00:07:18And I even have to hold her tail
00:07:21But what do you want me to talk about with an old woman?
00:07:25But how old is he?
00:07:26Eh, 24, 25
00:07:28Maybe even 26
00:07:30Really
00:07:30Look
00:07:42Pretty
00:07:43Hi Sandro
00:07:56HI
00:07:57Hello madam
00:07:57Lino, the lifeguard
00:07:58Most honored
00:07:59Come in
00:08:00Thank you
00:08:01If he doesn't do something
00:08:02No, no, thanks
00:08:03Can I help?
00:08:05Thank you
00:08:05You can think about it at your leisure
00:08:07I'm in no hurry
00:08:08Ready for the number mister muscle
00:08:13Every morning the same music
00:08:14It's missing a drum roll
00:08:16Ah, polished with wax
00:08:17Flat as a truck tire
00:08:20And now it goes to assume its natural position
00:08:34Why?
00:08:34What does he do?
00:08:35The head of the case always has its feet where normal people have their brains.
00:08:38Oh, no, sorry
00:08:39See you tonight?
00:08:42What an asshole
00:08:50But he's good
00:08:52But bullshit
00:08:53Oh, no, no
00:08:58No, no, no
00:09:04Ich will schau
00:09:04Michele, es ist gleichgültig
00:09:06Verbaus
00:09:07In a new one
00:09:07Excuse me
00:09:09I'm allowed
00:09:10At the Vegna
00:09:11Come on, too
00:09:12That much here
00:09:13In short
00:09:14Therefore
00:09:14Thank you
00:09:15She is Mr.
00:09:17Niasò a mumble
00:09:18No
00:09:19I am grumbling
00:09:21Atom
00:09:21For service
00:09:22The history professor
00:09:23Studying ancient history
00:09:24He discovered not the pyramids
00:09:25And the daughter's project
00:09:27The literature professor
00:09:29Studying geography
00:09:30He left his balls in Africa
00:09:32And the dick in bucania
00:09:33The professor
00:09:34What are you reading?
00:09:36And nothing
00:09:37I was reviewing the history a bit
00:09:38Bravo
00:09:38What a pain in the ass
00:09:41What is this, madam?
00:09:42Look, daughter
00:09:45Then tomorrow
00:09:45You need a crane
00:09:46To get you out of bed
00:09:47All right ma'am
00:09:49Good night
00:09:50How I hate them
00:09:51Democracy
00:09:53Yes, democracy as long as it is valid
00:09:54But old men with strange eyes
00:09:55They even look at you in the toilet
00:09:56It's exaggerated
00:09:57He leaves Sandrino and Renzo
00:10:01But what is the radar?
00:10:02Ciccino
00:10:05Well yes, in short
00:10:08Yes a lot
00:10:11How did the trip go?
00:10:15Well yes, Ciccino
00:10:17But what are you saying?
00:10:22Little pig
00:10:22And how do you want it to be?
00:10:26It's sad
00:10:26He misses you
00:10:28And how is he?
00:10:30Tell him he's so bad
00:10:31To leave the fat
00:10:32Alone for a long time
00:10:34Write it down
00:10:35And beat him too
00:10:36But not so strong
00:10:38The Scalzone
00:10:42And yes, I say hello to her.
00:10:45And you greet him
00:10:47Call me tomorrow evening
00:11:08Chechno
00:11:09And...
00:11:10Call me tomorrow evening
00:11:13Moreover
00:11:14And professor
00:11:16Moreover
00:11:19Moreover
00:11:21Moreover
00:11:22AND
00:11:23Moreover
00:11:23Moreover
00:11:24in
00:11:26There
00:11:26To
00:11:27Rimini
00:11:28Yes
00:11:29To
00:11:31D
00:11:32To
00:11:34Thank you all.
00:12:04Hey, Sandro.
00:12:10Oh, did you see that one?
00:12:12Wonderful.
00:12:13Hi, Sandro.
00:12:14HI.
00:12:14Let's go.
00:12:15You come?
00:12:15I cannot.
00:12:16Why?
00:12:17But where did you get it?
00:12:17I have the good one down there.
00:12:19Come on, that's my sister-in-law.
00:12:20At that time.
00:12:21All right, we'll take it with us, we can't.
00:12:23This is how we stay together.
00:12:25And I'd like to see if she were your sister-in-law, if you would take her.
00:12:27Damn, if she were his sister-in-law he would take her, like me, sorry.
00:12:30Safe.
00:12:31Oh, that thing is for tonight.
00:12:32Bye bye.
00:12:32Hi, Sandro.
00:12:33HI.
00:12:35Aren't you coming with us to Nettuno?
00:12:37I cannot.
00:12:39That one has arrived and you're not coming with us anymore, are you?
00:12:42And what can I do?
00:12:45Okay, bye then.
00:12:47HI.
00:12:48HI.
00:12:49HI.
00:12:49Cute, who's your little girl?
00:12:57Who?
00:12:58Come on, you understood perfectly.
00:13:02That?
00:13:03No, she's from Milan who...
00:13:05she was sent back to science and history in October.
00:13:07So I'll help her get ready.
00:13:09A hand, huh?
00:13:11Do whatever you're doing too.
00:13:12come on, leave them waiting for me.
00:13:22And don't push, you idiot.
00:13:27And you, walk, you gami.
00:13:28And you, walk, you gami.
00:13:32Your shoulders.
00:13:34Your body is grumpy.
00:13:36The body is gruff.
00:13:37They just started.
00:13:38Love, your arms of steel.
00:13:43I want to kiss your firm breasts.
00:13:46Well, it's the same thing, right?
00:13:48It drives me crazy, it drives me crazy.
00:13:51It drives me crazy.
00:13:52It will be an unforgettable night.
00:13:53It will be an unforgettable night.
00:13:55Yes it will be.
00:13:57Get ready, your daughter is coming.
00:13:59Your daughter, I want to kiss her all over, I want to eat her.
00:14:02Even cats want to eat your daughter.
00:14:04Get these cats.
00:14:05And what has love for cats done to you?
00:14:17Oh my god, I slipped in the bathtub last night.
00:14:20And he had his nails.
00:14:21But don't be funny, you're always joking.
00:14:23I was rehearsing the part of Tarzan against Mandrake when I slipped.
00:14:27Inside the bathtub.
00:14:28Hand.
00:14:28Sandrino, they were Romulus and Remus of seven letters.
00:14:32Romulus and Remus, two, three, four.
00:14:35Eh, assholes.
00:14:36Sorry, sir, if I disturbed you.
00:14:39You could be a little more polite, though.
00:14:42Excuse me, miss, twins?
00:14:44Thank you, very kind.
00:14:45Have you seen the intellectual?
00:14:50What assholes.
00:14:52But are you the only one who can say that word?
00:14:54Look at him, all the muscles you can take on those kids, this Attila of the case.
00:15:06Caputo the castle?
00:15:08Is it time to break everything?
00:15:09But they broke my balls.
00:15:12Oh, but the mortello.
00:15:14Ah, but then you're weird.
00:15:16And what do I have to explain the doigt?
00:15:17But I'm Italian.
00:15:18Ah, but if you understand, then now I have to explain something to you.
00:15:23You're small and he's a mountain, you see?
00:15:25Do you remember David Goliath in the Bible?
00:15:27No, I don't know those.
00:15:29Well, don't worry.
00:15:30Do you know the Querilia in Indochina?
00:15:33I know that one.
00:15:34I said, when are you coming?
00:15:37Yes, I closed the door, but I can't scream anyway, otherwise they'll hear me.
00:15:45Ciccina, she's limp.
00:15:48Ugh, I said it's limp, I did.
00:15:52If you hear nothing, this radio is old, you need to buy another one.
00:15:55Commands, what do you want?
00:16:09Dad, can you give me some money?
00:16:11Every night you go out.
00:16:12At least in the evening I'll be able to spend some time with my friends.
00:16:16All day long by the umbrella to stand guard over the treasure.
00:16:25Do you want this money there, yes or no?
00:16:29Well yes.
00:16:32And how, only 200?
00:16:33When did the rates increase?
00:16:35When I was your age, I presented the bill.
00:16:38Man is not made of wood, say 50.
00:16:43Well.
00:16:45This boy seems a bit daft to me.
00:16:47Are you going, ladies? It's about time, isn't it?
00:16:49Oh, what's wrong with you, little devil, he's still a kid.
00:16:52Baby, baby.
00:16:53At his age I was already a grandfather.
00:16:54The legitimate, but grandfather.
00:16:56But that's a lot of what we don't get, I know.
00:16:58Hi, Sandro.
00:16:59Bye bye.
00:17:01We're going.
00:17:03Come on, come take a stroll with us.
00:17:05Let's go get some ice cream, shall we?
00:17:07With the gang, huh?
00:17:09I cannot.
00:17:09What a drag.
00:17:12Why don't you go?
00:17:14I don't want to stay here forever, do I?
00:17:16But...
00:17:17But go, go with your friends.
00:17:19But then you?
00:17:20Me what?
00:17:21There is no need for you to guard the treasure.
00:17:24I can look at it myself, the treasure.
00:17:26Go ahead and have fun in peace, no need to pay compliments.
00:17:30Then I'm going.
00:17:31But are you still here?
00:17:34Good morning.
00:17:34Until we meet again.
00:17:35Many things.
00:17:40Little one!
00:17:41Little one!
00:17:42Ciccino, a week has been long.
00:17:47Do you hear the trumpets?
00:17:50Yes.
00:17:51Now I'm going to have the radio put in there too.
00:17:56Stop everyone.
00:17:57Good, good, good.
00:17:59Do as the English do, all line up, civilized, and then there will be hugs and kisses for everyone.
00:18:02Like spirits, you sleep soundly.
00:18:04But I'm dying of anxiety.
00:18:06As long as I don't get a kick in the ass too.
00:18:09You come.
00:18:11You come.
00:18:11You have no sense of humor, this boy.
00:18:13How is it going?
00:18:14I'm here.
00:18:15We're done with the cabin.
00:18:16They won't let us into the casino.
00:18:18Eh, but you're smoking it all.
00:18:19What the hell are we doing?
00:18:20We need to find something else.
00:18:23If I find the key, there's Lady Shatterley's lover in my dad's bookcase.
00:18:27I beg you, like this.
00:18:29And so we set up a sawmill and when we grow up we become carpenters.
00:18:33Damn!
00:18:33What the hell!
00:18:34It's better than the book.
00:18:35That?
00:18:35That?
00:18:35That?
00:18:36Huh?
00:18:37Huh?
00:18:41But what are you two looking at?
00:18:55Come on, let's go.
00:18:56Where?
00:18:57To get a bag of cats.
00:18:58Torco, I'll kick your ass.
00:19:00You throw the cats to your sister, okay?
00:19:01I hear you.
00:19:02Yes, yes, for me.
00:19:03So much for a cenote, sister.
00:19:06Look, look at those two.
00:19:08I would throw myself in the middle.
00:19:09Where are you throwing yourself, Gods?
00:19:10I like threesomes.
00:19:11Come on, let's go to the lady.
00:19:13Oh, and there's no place for me to stay, you're hurting me.
00:19:19Why are you looking at me like that, do I seem strange to you?
00:19:21It's me who didn't believe in that miracle ointment.
00:19:23Imagine that I told Saint Anthony, Saint Anthony is mine, anything, as long as you make me drop it.
00:19:27It is you that I have to thank instead.
00:19:30Thank you.
00:19:32It's yours too.
00:19:35HI!
00:19:36HI!
00:19:36What the hell kind of ointment did you give him?
00:19:41But what the hell do I know, it was Arrow Tooth.
00:19:43But what yesterday.
00:19:44Oh, but a little more.
00:19:45The beautiful Irene was sitting on the balcony, touching her row of buttons.
00:19:52He who was enjoying it like crazy in the garden.
00:19:55But what are those two up to?
00:20:08Boo?
00:20:09No, no, Irene!
00:20:11And instead?
00:20:12Well, they're arguing.
00:20:13No, they're not fighting.
00:20:32Laura, laugh.
00:20:32Hey, these guys are fucking.
00:20:48Come back soon, so that I can't be alone, Cecina.
00:20:51I'm wrapping up the meatloaf.
00:20:52Who knows what dirty things you eat when you're alone.
00:20:54Oh, mom, let's not start with the parcels and little packages, because then you'll end up with the cats and that's a shame.
00:21:01Cover the car, otherwise you'll catch cold.
00:21:03Yes, yes.
00:21:04HI.
00:21:05HI!
00:21:06Go slowly!
00:21:07Oh, look how I die!
00:21:08HI!
00:21:09Oh, look how I die!
00:21:38here is the number six wonderful exceptional
00:22:00you are very strong
00:22:08Help me
00:22:24help
00:22:25you smell it stinks
00:22:27it's a nea and sand
00:22:29it's not sinking into the ground
00:22:30take me to wash
00:22:31and what if I find that structure
00:22:34the other one is one he didn't get
00:22:35this is a clear abundance
00:22:37here he has finally found his natural element again
00:22:41the shit
00:22:42he found his mother
00:22:44go away
00:22:45the water
00:22:47I throw the water away
00:22:49were you looking for this?
00:22:58Thank you
00:22:59it's better this way
00:23:04Thank you
00:23:06Thank you
00:23:14Sandro
00:23:16please untie me
00:23:17you spread it on my back
00:23:44you see that you can be cute too
00:24:01Sandro, can you help me?
00:24:16what to do?
00:24:17I should shorten this dress
00:24:19it's still cute
00:24:20I'm sorry to throw it away
00:24:22and what do I have to do with it?
00:24:23I have to redo the hem
00:24:25and I can't do it alone
00:24:27hold the pin
00:24:30hold the pin
00:24:31Like this?
00:24:34Like this?
00:24:35Like this
00:24:36no, that's too long
00:24:38I don't have to make myself a nun's habit
00:24:40Like this?
00:24:43no, I would almost make it shorter
00:24:46I only have to use it at the beach anyway
00:24:47Like this?
00:24:49this is too short
00:24:53sorry sandro
00:24:54I can't understand
00:24:55you know we are the same height
00:24:59you could
00:24:59come on, hurry up
00:25:02without high heels
00:25:04I didn't quite realize
00:25:05you know you have beautiful legs
00:25:07ugh
00:25:09don't make that face
00:25:10you look great
00:25:11look, if you don't stop it
00:25:12I'll take it off
00:25:12I'm going to get needle and thread
00:25:14and I'll be right back
00:25:14Miss
00:25:15ugh
00:25:15oh god god
00:25:44what a disgrace
00:25:46a queer son
00:25:47and it had to happen to me
00:25:51how cold
00:25:53turn around I have to change my swimsuit
00:25:55I go out?
00:25:58no I'll do it right away
00:25:59Sandro, do you know that you are really good?
00:26:20is that okay?
00:26:23other than that it's fine
00:26:25Now rinse me off please
00:26:26Sandrino, where are you pouring it?
00:26:49Excuse me
00:26:49I was a little
00:26:53is it possible?
00:26:54one moment dad
00:26:55I'm almost done
00:26:56oh don't worry
00:26:57take your time
00:26:58I'm not in a hurry anyway
00:26:59good good
00:27:03I'm happy
00:27:04you have a future like
00:27:06hairdresser pour d'am
00:27:07Well done
00:27:09Congratulations
00:27:11but dad
00:27:12Thanks Sandrino, you're a treasure.
00:27:15Nothing
00:27:15what do you say can they be seen?
00:27:19What?
00:27:20the hairs
00:27:21No
00:27:23No
00:27:24but there are only lascherites
00:27:26listen here
00:27:27I have to wax
00:27:32otherwise who will listen to Renzo?
00:27:34you swore
00:27:35look here
00:27:36it will be at least three kilometers
00:27:38boom
00:27:38but who is he afraid of?
00:27:42the sea is calm
00:27:43and who's afraid?
00:27:44damn!
00:27:45enough now come on
00:27:47let's go back
00:27:48No
00:27:49you come and sit down now
00:27:50in my place
00:27:51I don't know how to row very well
00:27:58and who says you have to row?
00:28:00turn away
00:28:01Why?
00:28:02I want to sunbathe
00:28:03What are you doing?
00:28:07Renzo wants me to take
00:28:07the all-over tan
00:28:08are you turning around or not?
00:28:11but you couldn't
00:28:12come alone then?
00:28:13people then gossip
00:28:14and if they had seen me
00:28:15leave alone
00:28:16you know the crowd of skates
00:28:17that would come after me?
00:28:19all those idiots
00:28:19they would have taken him
00:28:20for an invitation
00:28:21you're still a kid
00:28:22and these things
00:28:23you can't understand them
00:28:24Sandro?
00:28:25huh?
00:28:25don't turn around, okay?
00:28:27oh no
00:28:28No
00:28:28but what do I care
00:28:29to turn around?
00:28:31Bravo
00:28:31I know you're a good boy
00:28:33ah what silence
00:28:35what peace
00:28:36what the hell peace
00:28:38the panselletta
00:28:40comes from the countryside
00:28:41at sunset
00:28:42with his bundle of grass
00:28:44and gift in hand
00:28:44a small bouquet
00:28:45of roses and violets
00:28:53waves as usual
00:28:55to decorate it is prepared
00:28:56of hands
00:28:57on a holiday
00:28:58I look
00:28:59and if he then tells Renzo
00:29:07that apple eh
00:29:09the little lady
00:29:12comes from the countryside
00:29:13at sunset
00:29:14Sandrino
00:29:15you know I fell asleep
00:29:17Sandrino, I'll spank you
00:29:22Sandrino untie me
00:29:24Sandrino what do you say?
00:29:26they see each other
00:29:27Sandrino, you're making me laugh
00:29:28Sandrino fuck me
00:29:30Sandrino fuck me
00:30:00Sandrino fuck me
00:30:01Sandrino fuck me
00:30:22give it away
00:30:23Holy cow
00:30:25Go away, go away
00:30:27Ciccetto, I'll go
00:30:31Please go
00:30:32You dog of the value that can kill you of distemper for a mangy crush
00:30:36You make me sleep
00:30:37This kid is a bit messed up
00:30:41It's been a week, this baby won't eat anymore
00:30:43It's as white as a dairy product
00:30:44Ugh mommy
00:30:45Oh mom, mom, if you get sick it's me who suffers
00:30:48Could it be love sickness?
00:30:49Mind your own business
00:30:50Sigh peace and languid caress
00:30:52But for him only sighs
00:30:53Enough Renzo
00:30:55As far as kisses and caresses are concerned we are still self-sufficient
00:30:58True Sandrino?
00:30:59But how do you express yourself, Renzo?
00:31:02He was offended
00:31:02You young people, whoever understands me is good
00:31:05But we were joking
00:31:06Renzo, sometimes you just don't understand anything.
00:31:08He's in love with a girl from Milan
00:31:10A girl from Milan?
00:31:12His mother is always the last to know things.
00:31:14Maybe for you they're childish things.
00:31:16But for him it's a serious thing
00:31:17You have no right to make fun of him in such a vulgar manner.
00:31:20Yes it's true, you are really vulgar
00:31:21He took all the tubabbo
00:31:22Here you are
00:31:23Don't get hot, I swear
00:31:24I didn't do it on purpose
00:31:25He's been so nice to me these days
00:31:27A love
00:31:28Now you get up and go apologize to him.
00:31:30Otherwise I won't look you in the face anymore
00:31:32Until you left
00:31:33But you look
00:31:36Oh, it was about time, huh
00:31:40Pinky
00:31:42I'm sending it to you now, dear.
00:31:44Ugly bastard
00:31:46I warned you
00:31:48Formally
00:31:51Go there
00:31:54Oh, Pinky
00:32:03My little creature
00:32:06Oh, what a loss aside
00:32:09Assassin
00:32:12Come on, stop it.
00:32:13Go ahead and fuck off
00:32:14Okay, after
00:32:15But now stop it
00:32:16I told you I'm sorry
00:32:18If I had known
00:32:19Known what?
00:32:20That it was a serious thing
00:32:22You never tell me anything
00:32:23But what are you talking about?
00:32:24Of the Milanese
00:32:25Makes you dance, huh?
00:32:26I know these tricks
00:32:27I've been there
00:32:28I could advise you
00:32:29Give you a hand
00:32:29No, the one in Milan
00:32:30It has nothing to do with it
00:32:31No?
00:32:32No, that's a little girl
00:32:34Ah, it's not about a little girl
00:32:35This is an older one
00:32:37Will she be a married friend?
00:32:40Well, yes.
00:32:41You got it, he
00:32:42As it is true that blood is thicker than water
00:32:44And have you already done it?
00:32:45But
00:32:45One moment
00:32:47We must let them die
00:32:48What does she do?
00:32:48What does he say?
00:32:49There is?
00:32:49You have to tell me everything
00:32:50Come, come
00:32:50Pig Giunta
00:32:51If you only knew how many husbands I've had
00:32:53Growing in height
00:32:53I'll give you an evening course
00:32:55You're in a month
00:32:55You haven't already
00:32:56Now you're not a husband too
00:32:58You're supposed to be on their side, right?
00:32:59And who cares?
00:33:00While it's about my wife, right?
00:33:01How far have you come?
00:33:03Well, before you and Laura came along
00:33:05This
00:33:05This?
00:33:07This lady took me on a boat
00:33:09Then to the arch
00:33:11Alone
00:33:12Did you understand this little slut?
00:33:15But could it be that he's gotten a big head?
00:33:17She doesn't even think about it
00:33:18But go away
00:33:19That's a whore
00:33:20Leave to serve
00:33:21They're finished
00:33:24Is that a cigarette?
00:33:25No
00:33:25And then he's an artist
00:33:27The whole history of the boat
00:33:28Don't turn around
00:33:29I am falling asleep
00:33:30You didn't rebel, did you?
00:33:31It's a refined one
00:33:33An expert
00:33:34He likes that one
00:33:34Put the boy on the grill
00:33:36You can cook it on low heat
00:33:37The slut
00:33:38And no cigarettes
00:33:40Of course it's logical
00:33:41That poor wretch
00:33:42He had a crush
00:33:43There isn't any here
00:33:44Are you sure?
00:33:48Look what I have to smoke
00:33:49It's clear
00:33:52That one day or another
00:33:53If he fucks him
00:33:54But first she likes to have fun
00:33:56Do you believe?
00:33:57Try to find out who he is
00:34:00Watch them
00:34:02When I come back I would like to
00:34:04Take a look at this one here
00:34:06But in my opinion it doesn't exist
00:34:08Come here these things
00:34:10These speeches
00:34:11Victim
00:34:12You give it to everyone
00:34:13The pretty one
00:34:14Him too
00:34:15Yes yes him too
00:34:16He entered the cabin
00:34:18He got me
00:34:18Good
00:34:19Hate
00:34:19Hate
00:34:20Troy
00:34:21Hate
00:34:22Hate
00:34:22Hate
00:34:23Hate
00:34:23Hate
00:34:24Hate
00:34:25Hi, you fell out of bed this morning.
00:34:26Oh but what do you have a stomach ache?
00:34:28That you don't speak
00:34:28Not with you
00:34:29But I want to give you some advice.
00:34:30Don't let my brother see you around
00:34:32That's a guy who hits hard
00:34:34When he feels like it
00:34:34Let's avoid trouble
00:34:36All right
00:34:36But but but but
00:34:37But what did I do?
00:34:38Your brother who has it in for me
00:34:39But then who is he even?
00:34:39Your brother
00:34:40I give a damn
00:34:40Linen
00:34:41Oh Lino
00:34:42Stay here
00:34:42Linen
00:34:44Hello lads
00:34:50Oh God Oh God
00:34:57Now they are being cut off
00:34:59My goodness
00:35:00Good morning
00:35:00Good morning
00:35:01Good morning
00:35:01Good morning
00:35:03Oh but
00:35:06So my brother is a cuckold and happy
00:35:09Were you saying something?
00:35:10Oh, I don't know anything.
00:35:11Look here
00:35:12You have to find me that little effort of Lino
00:35:14I called him an hour ago to get the skate.
00:35:16And it still hasn't been seen
00:35:16Gone
00:35:17But for the skate
00:35:19But is he calling?
00:35:21At this point
00:35:22At this point what?
00:35:24Nothing
00:35:24Ready for the crossing?
00:35:29Departure
00:35:30Departure
00:35:30Good, that's fine
00:35:31Okay okay
00:35:31HI
00:35:32They really suck
00:35:36Both
00:35:36I bet he even gave you a tip
00:35:39Huh?
00:35:40View?
00:35:41Two wretches, that's what you are.
00:35:43Actually three perverts
00:35:44I don't see you looking that good at all.
00:35:46You are really
00:35:47Ole
00:35:49Damn my hundred lire
00:35:53Pervert and idiot
00:35:55It's not another week my love
00:36:08I'll take it easier
00:36:10Now go
00:36:18Enough
00:36:19Bravo
00:36:36You could do them
00:36:39Making an apron in your size seems right to me, right?
00:36:43Rather than waste money to redo the servant's trousseau
00:36:46So you can look at her thighs
00:36:48You know what I tell you?
00:36:50I change the servant's thighs
00:36:51Sandro, come out for a moment while I change.
00:37:13And why should I go out?
00:37:14Do like last time, right?
00:37:15I'm not even looking at you anyway
00:37:16As you like
00:37:18Sandro what are you doing?
00:37:32Turn around
00:37:32Are you crazy?
00:37:37Whore
00:37:38How dare you?
00:37:41I'm not the only one saying this
00:37:42Renzo says that too, doesn't he?
00:37:43And if he says he's your husband, it must be true?
00:37:46Renzo, what are you talking about, are you crazy?
00:37:48But if you do it with everyone
00:37:49With that pig all muscled up
00:37:50With the lifeguard too
00:37:51I heard that you believe yourself
00:37:53So why not with me?
00:37:54That you are forbidden to minors?
00:37:56Did you hear us?
00:37:57My God
00:37:58Well now you also want to laugh
00:38:00But what do you do at night?
00:38:01Instead of sleeping, are you spying on us?
00:38:03You know it's not okay
00:38:04But what spy is spy
00:38:05Even the winds can be heard
00:38:07But what do you think?
00:38:08That I'm deaf?
00:38:08Sorry I'm sorry
00:38:13See Sandro
00:38:16The things you heard
00:38:18I'm a kind of
00:38:19Of the game
00:38:21I don't know
00:38:24People who are together
00:38:26Many times
00:38:28They say they are
00:38:29They invent things
00:38:31So for
00:38:32Give
00:38:33The most interesting things
00:38:35I don't know how to tell you
00:38:39In short, everyone says these things.
00:38:42You understand?
00:38:43Yes yes
00:38:44I'm not stupid
00:38:46Ugh, what a drag this day is, guys.
00:38:55But if you're bored, why are you coming with us?
00:38:57Let's run
00:38:58The last payment
00:38:59Hey wait for me
00:39:01Wait
00:39:02Wait
00:39:03You weren't scary
00:39:05I need to talk to you
00:39:06All right
00:39:07I have to tell you something important
00:39:09A beautiful thing?
00:39:11Whore
00:39:12Whore
00:39:12But what are you doing?
00:39:13Leave me
00:39:14You're a big whore
00:39:17And you are a great efficiency
00:39:18You stop me to tell me these things
00:39:20I don't talk to you anymore
00:39:21But stupid
00:39:22These things are said like this
00:39:23For more fun
00:39:25But do you know what fun that is?
00:39:27If so, have fun alone.
00:39:28Everyone does it
00:39:31Fool
00:39:31You don't know anything at all
00:39:32Sandro
00:39:39I need to talk to you
00:39:41But it's late
00:39:42Just a moment
00:39:43You want?
00:39:44All right
00:39:45Sandro
00:39:51Huh?
00:39:51It's true that from your room
00:39:54You can hear everything
00:39:55You'll have to change rooms
00:39:58How is it done?
00:40:01I can't tell Renzo
00:40:02We're not making love tonight
00:40:03Because Sandrino hears everything
00:40:04And don't even say those
00:40:06Nonsense as you call it
00:40:08You understand, right?
00:40:11And then
00:40:14Since I know you feel everything
00:40:18I'm a little ashamed
00:40:21What can I do?
00:40:23And so the great philosopher Kemper was right.
00:40:33Between wealth and poverty
00:40:35Wealth is preferable
00:40:36There are no jokes
00:40:37I get things from jets
00:40:39They come to me
00:40:40I'm a goldmine
00:40:41By the way guys
00:40:42Excuse me
00:40:42Maybe in the hearth
00:40:43I forgot
00:40:44The presentations
00:40:45You all know
00:40:46My wife connected it
00:40:47But what is it today, huh?
00:40:54Ah welcome to the last one
00:40:55The latest joke
00:40:56In Mende Stupendola
00:40:57On the cuckolds
00:40:57So there was a dress
00:40:59He got engaged
00:41:01Who said?
00:41:02Hand
00:41:03He always does this
00:41:04But it screams like a piece
00:41:05Holy shit
00:41:10What an ass
00:41:11How bad
00:41:20But how bad?
00:41:24You want a lover
00:41:29It's all just a couple of ciapponi
00:41:31It's written here in the newspaper
00:41:32It speaks of the excessive affection of some women for pets
00:41:36It hides a deep sexual disturbance of the unconscious
00:41:39The only one left for whom I have excessive affection is you.
00:41:43And if you can read through this pornographic nonsense...
00:41:46Hedwig!
00:41:48Edvige, the panties!
00:41:54I'm looking for them.
00:41:56Curse girl, but this is not a house, this is a mess, oh my!
00:42:02Ready?
00:42:02Hello, Sandro, it's Renzo.
00:42:04Oh, do you want Laura? I'll call her right away, she's upstairs, getting dressed.
00:42:07No, no, I don't have time, there are people waiting for me, a business dinner.
00:42:10So what should I tell you? I don't understand.
00:42:12Tell her I won't be arriving this evening, you tell her, Sandrino.
00:42:15Tell her I'm so sorry, but I couldn't call her sooner, it's been a terrible day.
00:42:20As?
00:42:21I'll call her tomorrow and explain everything. Okay, you understand?
00:42:24But do I call her?
00:42:25No, I'm in a hurry, kiss her for me. Bye, Sandrino!
00:42:37Ugh, I got all dressed up for him.
00:42:43Do you want to come to a party where I go?
00:42:47What do you say, would an old lady like me want it?
00:42:49Come on, don't talk nonsense, I'm going to finish getting dressed, I'll be ready in a minute.
00:42:53I'm a little ashamed, it's the first lie I've told my wife since we got married, I couldn't tell her that...
00:43:11But do you know that you have become more beautiful?
00:43:14I remember everything exactly as if it were yesterday, and yet so much time has passed.
00:43:20July 1950, what a summer!
00:43:22It's winter, November 51.
00:43:28Are you sure?
00:43:32I don't know, but...
00:43:34Can you see it?
00:43:36Perhaps?
00:43:39Listen, tell me a little about your wife.
00:43:43But who, Laura?
00:43:44A quiet guy, yes, who believes in me as if it were the Gospel.
00:43:49Good boy, no nonsense, just the woman I needed, as you said.
00:43:52You took me at my word.
00:43:55I know who you are?
00:43:55Ah, finally.
00:43:56I thought they were in their underwear at Mrs. Laura's.
00:43:58But listen, ignorant.
00:43:59I thought they were for women.
00:44:02What is this stuff?
00:44:04Underwear.
00:44:04Can't you just wear normal, regulation underwear, like men with balls wear?
00:44:08But dad, it's fashion, they're French.
00:44:10Fashion, fashion, it's for faggots, you understand?
00:44:13And don't call me father, I only have sons.
00:44:15And look what I do with your fashion.
00:44:21You can see he's got some good stuff.
00:44:23He's leaving you, Laura.
00:44:35I really love you.
00:44:41But do you know, Sebone?
00:44:44But I didn't say anything bad about it.
00:44:45What you touch, what you touch, what your lips cannot lie to,
00:45:02and he distinguishes them, and this other one who is looking, he will have at least put on a bra,
00:45:10damn, me and the party.
00:45:14HI.
00:45:14Hi, Rosy, how are you?
00:45:15So, what about you?
00:45:17Excuse me.
00:45:20Hi, Sandra.
00:45:22But look at this bitch.
00:45:25Are you still mad at me?
00:45:27Not bad, we're getting by, and you?
00:45:30No, I was talking about that evening.
00:45:32You didn't come at me like that...
00:45:34No thank you.
00:45:36No, thanks to what?
00:45:37No thanks, I don't feel like dancing tonight.
00:45:40I have a bit of a headache, sorry, eh.
00:45:42But...
00:45:44Rosy.
00:45:46What's up with Sandro tonight?
00:45:47That guy is completely crazy, and you want to dance with me?
00:45:51What a sensual perfume you have.
00:45:53The memory of you brings light to my mind, and I feel a blue shiver.
00:46:04Maybe you will laugh, and you will not understand what I hear.
00:46:15But it's really your fault if I find a blue shimmer.
00:46:28Thinking of you...
00:46:30I saw that one, damn it, it came to him with Sandrino Bellotto.
00:46:33It's his sister-in-law, he says, fuck, great piece of pussy, fuck.
00:46:36Mmm, he's got hard thrusts, damn, I'm still giving myself throat ribs, damn.
00:46:39And you danced with it too, damn it.
00:46:40I danced there, damn it, why not you?
00:46:42Damn, I danced with her, and I held her ass the whole time Gianni Dorelli sang wonderful lips, damn.
00:46:47Gorgeous ass, damn it.
00:46:50What the fuck, I know that about myself.
00:46:54Do you want to dance?
00:46:54No, I want to go to myself.
00:46:55But it's not midnight yet.
00:46:57Let's go.
00:46:59But he's already leaving.
00:47:00Excuse me.
00:47:18Stop it, finish it, you understand?
00:47:20What's the matter with you? You've been so weird all night, you're annoyed that I sing.
00:47:23No, it bothers me that you flirt with everyone, that you let everyone lay their hands on you, like a whore.
00:47:28But Sandro.
00:47:29Yes, just like a whore, but you don't think about Renzo, your husband.
00:47:32If I were him I would catch you in Ceffoni, I would catch you.
00:47:35What are you saying?
00:47:37Leave me alone.
00:47:38Sandro.
00:47:42Sandrino.
00:47:44But you cry.
00:47:45But who's crying?
00:47:47Choke, choke, choke, choke.
00:47:50Sandrino.
00:47:57Sandrino.
00:48:06Are you jealous?
00:48:08My God.
00:48:36My God.
00:48:36Dear Renzo, I betrayed your trust.
00:48:55Dear Renzo, it happened...
00:49:01Renzo.
00:49:03Your wife was mine.
00:49:06Well, almost mine.
00:49:12Ready?
00:49:13Go ahead and speak online.
00:49:19Hello, Renzo Belloni.
00:49:21Renzo, it's me.
00:49:22But who is he?
00:49:23I'm Sandro, Renzo.
00:49:24Hello, I don't understand anything.
00:49:25I can't speak louder, otherwise everyone will hear.
00:49:27Ready.
00:49:27Renzo, I have to tell you something.
00:49:28Ready.
00:49:29Sandrino, it's you, I don't understand a thing.
00:49:31Renzo, I...
00:49:33But what happened?
00:49:34I kissed Laura.
00:49:36You gave the kiss to...
00:49:37But what is the kiss?
00:49:38And you're calling me at this hour to say...
00:49:39Well done, well done.
00:49:41And what did she say?
00:49:42Did she get angry that I had a business dinner?
00:49:43But what business dinner and what kiss?
00:49:46I kissed her on the mouth.
00:49:47I put my tongue in her mouth.
00:49:49Ah, Mrs. Rocca, that one there.
00:49:51But why is it called that?
00:49:52But what are you with her now?
00:49:53But Laura, Laura, your wife.
00:49:55But I don't understand what he wants.
00:49:57Your wife?
00:49:57But you put your hands on her like I told you.
00:50:00But I told you I kissed her.
00:50:01Okay, but what did she do?
00:50:02Was there?
00:50:02First yes, then she ran away.
00:50:04Don't worry, it's all an act.
00:50:06She's dying to catch him.
00:50:08Listen to the oracle, which would be me.
00:50:10Hands on you.
00:50:11At the first opportunity you get, it's yours.
00:50:13And hit low, got it?
00:50:15Below the belt, okay?
00:50:16Below the belt.
00:50:17Call whenever you want because I'm here.
00:50:19But not at this hour, eh.
00:50:21If not, I'll slaughter you and kiss Laura.
00:50:22But what did I tell you I've done up until now?
00:50:24Go, fuck you.
00:50:25And don't worry, Sandrino, do you understand?
00:50:27Sandrino!
00:50:28Oh!
00:50:33What a kid.
00:50:36But have you ever had a cigarette?
00:50:42Sandro, if you are a man have the courage to say
00:50:44that you don't care about your brother.
00:50:47I don't give a shit.
00:50:51Hi, Sandro.
00:50:54Oh my God, I'm so sleepy!
00:50:56I have a circle here.
00:50:58What did you make me drink last night?
00:51:01You know I don't remember anything?
00:51:02Since we arrived at the party, absolutely nothing.
00:51:07What time did we get back?
00:51:09I hope I haven't done anything stupid.
00:51:13You know, when I drink a little glass...
00:51:15Aren't you coming to the beach?
00:51:16No, sleep.
00:51:16I want to sleep all day.
00:51:18Close the door, please.
00:51:19All right.
00:51:23Greetings!
00:51:24HI!
00:51:26How are you?
00:51:28Can I choose a disc?
00:51:29Certain.
00:51:30What did you have last night?
00:51:34Why?
00:51:35Well, you were so weird.
00:51:37Ah, yes, when...
00:51:39When I drink a glass...
00:51:41Well, I forget everything.
00:51:46So, you're not mad at me anymore?
00:51:49With you?
00:51:49No, why?
00:51:53For that evening, right?
00:51:55Oh, no worries, for that nonsense, come on.
00:51:57You know, I wanted to tell you that...
00:52:01Yeah, well, you're...
00:52:03You are not at all...
00:52:07I don't know, you...
00:52:09I wanted to tell you that...
00:52:11Yeah, well, you're...
00:52:14So what do we decide this evening?
00:52:16Phone, are we going?
00:52:18All evening, at the nightclub, after a six-hour drive.
00:52:20Empty, damn it!
00:52:21Does that mean you don't smoke?
00:52:22Yes.
00:52:23And where are you going now?
00:52:26I'm going to steal them from Sandro, right?
00:52:40Renzo?
00:52:43Renzo?
00:52:48Renzo?
00:52:50Renzo?
00:52:50Renzo?
00:52:53But... where are you?
00:52:59What's up?
00:53:01I called you, didn't you hear anything?
00:53:03When?
00:53:04Now, a minute ago.
00:53:06Did you hear me, yes or no?
00:53:07No.
00:53:08What did you want?
00:53:10I...
00:53:11I nothing.
00:53:16But how come you come all the way here to tell me you called me and that you didn't want anything, but...
00:53:20Did you understand the wanker?
00:53:28Stick them together with tape.
00:53:31So should I call him and we're going?
00:53:33But yes, it's just to make you spend a different evening, otherwise always staying here, always staying here, you'll end up making me stupid.
00:53:38Why don't you ask Sandrino to come with us? I think it's a shame not to invite him.
00:53:46But do you think he's having fun with us?
00:53:48Look, he's not a child anymore.
00:53:51Thanks, brother.
00:53:52He tries to bend it again, nothing?
00:54:13It's the end of the world, I'm mysterious.
00:54:15What does it mean?
00:54:16I'll joke with you later.
00:54:17So, at the thought of which five-year-old, he's doing the experiment on me, right?
00:54:19And try to bend it with both goods, right?
00:54:21And he can't do it.
00:54:22Then he writes in the diary.
00:54:24I tried to bend it with both hands, but I couldn't.
00:54:28Five years, he's doing the experiment on me, always with two goods, right?
00:54:31And this time he succeeds.
00:54:33Then he writes.
00:54:33What are you talking about, Giro? Sorry, I don't understand.
00:54:35Honey, don't break my thread, otherwise it won't connect.
00:54:38After.
00:54:38So, he makes me fifty, he does the experiment and he succeeds.
00:54:41Then he writes in the diary.
00:54:42Sorry, you never laugh.
00:54:44It seems like a scam, I don't know.
00:54:46So, fifty years.
00:54:47I did it.
00:54:48Then he writes.
00:54:49Finally, this time, with two possessions, I did it.
00:54:54I don't see what's funny.
00:54:56But it's not over, love.
00:54:56Beautiful, come now.
00:55:12But excuse me, Giro, what was it that was bending?
00:55:30Holy naivety.
00:55:32She's a saint, my wife.
00:55:33It doesn't grab the underside of the bib.
00:55:35He was bending...
00:55:36Look, I can't say penis to penis.
00:55:39Hey, there's a boy here.
00:55:42The bird, Countess, the bird.
00:55:44Precocious, she's a boy.
00:55:46Well.
00:55:48Ah, I get it.
00:55:49But what happened to that madman?
00:55:51But he's gone mad.
00:55:52Now you hear me.
00:55:53Let it be.
00:55:54You treated him like a child and he got offended.
00:55:56And there's a reason for that.
00:55:59Excuse me.
00:55:59Trotta's news.
00:56:03Well, they're guys from Nouvelle Vagliù.
00:56:05Now I'll tell you one.
00:56:06Stories, stories.
00:56:07So, there was a doctor.
00:56:09The doctors and I are making me sick.
00:56:12The urologists.
00:56:22What's wrong with you?
00:56:24It's a table of idiots.
00:56:26And the nightclub is a place for complete idiots, that's it.
00:56:28Okay, but shouldn't we have behaved like this?
00:56:33That bullshit hasn't made me laugh since third grade.
00:56:37Imagine now.
00:56:38All right, but don't you think you've gone a bit overboard?
00:56:42It might have been the whiskey, too.
00:56:44You had a little too much, huh?
00:56:45Whiskey is bullshit.
00:56:47Did you know that you dance well?
00:57:14Sandro, I can't hear anything from your room.
00:57:22I checked today.
00:57:24How did you hear us?
00:57:40Did you put your ear close to the wall?
00:57:41Promise me you won't do it again, Sandrino.
00:58:00I beg you.
00:58:01Enough now, I'm a little tired.
00:58:10Let's go back to the table.
00:58:14But I'll tell you how.
00:58:16The bird, Countess, the bird.
00:58:17Think about giving me, Renzo.
00:58:18In front of two ladies.
00:58:21With his mouth still stained with milk.
00:58:23I knew it, I told you.
00:58:25This breaks with the big ones.
00:58:26And it bothers us too, but not you.
00:58:28He's not a child anymore, he's not a child anymore.
00:58:31There he is, the man.
00:58:49And don't be on my nerves, I can't drive.
00:58:51But I'm going after him.
00:58:52Who cares, go at him, crush him, break him, he deserves it.
00:58:55Who cares, go at him, crush him, break him, he deserves it.
00:59:25And here he doesn't care, go at him, crush him, break him, break the monna, he's not a child anymore.
00:59:31Pig Giuna, pig Giuna, pig Giuna.
00:59:59And where do you come from?
01:00:02I took a little walk.
01:00:03Eh, a little walk.
01:00:06I was hot and couldn't sleep.
01:00:08You were with Mrs. Rocca.
01:00:10So, is it done?
01:00:12But leave me alone.
01:00:14Not yet.
01:00:15What are you waiting for? Military service.
01:00:16Oh, at three in the morning I don't want to say you went serenading.
01:00:22Let us hope in God.
01:00:24Then if you need me I can always give you a hand.
01:00:26But not now, eh.
01:00:28I'm devastated.
01:00:29I don't know why, when it's after, I get a huge ass.
01:00:40Cecina, what's wrong?
01:00:41Nothing.
01:00:42But don't be so sad.
01:00:44I'm not leaving for war.
01:00:46Come on, come on, stay up.
01:00:49I'm taking vacation next week so we can be together.
01:00:52I love you.
01:00:53What did you say?
01:00:54Nothing.
01:00:54HI.
01:01:06Can you teach me how to swim?
01:01:08No.
01:01:13Do you want to go for a roller skate ride?
01:01:15No.
01:01:16No.
01:01:16Let's go?
01:01:24Where are we going?
01:01:25But I don't know, just take a walk.
01:01:28The two of us.
01:01:29But you're not making fun of me, are you?
01:01:31No, no, I'm serious.
01:01:33I'm fine with you.
01:01:35Okay then.
01:01:35Look what a beautiful square.
01:01:41All right.
01:01:42But is the square mine?
01:01:46Does it give you?
01:01:47No.
01:01:47No, no, look.
01:01:52Hey, hop.
01:01:54Voila.
01:01:55There you go, bitch.
01:01:57You have to cheat on me.
01:01:58I'll break your neck bones.
01:02:00I'll show you that the count will give up.
01:02:07I mention the offal.
01:02:11Come on, for the asshole.
01:02:13This is for the swallowed up as it is.
01:02:15I'll chew your skin if you have any.
01:02:17No, they dance.
01:02:17Faggot daughter.
01:02:19Help.
01:02:19You eat yourself, the shitty foods I mention.
01:02:23I didn't do anything about it.
01:02:25Have mercy, have mercy.
01:02:26There is no mercy for the context swallower.
01:02:28Ah, I don't know how, but he found out
01:02:31that his wife had become too passionate about bodybuilding.
01:02:35Bodybuilding?
01:02:36Bodybuilding here?
01:02:37They won't let her out with you alone.
01:02:39How come?
01:02:40At the cinema, no.
01:02:41They say it's getting late.
01:02:43Understood.
01:02:43They let the little girl do naughty things,
01:02:45but not after eleven.
01:02:48I mean, you want me to give you the curl, right?
01:02:50But only up to the cinema entrance.
01:02:51Then you can go home, if you want.
01:02:53Oh, thank you very much.
01:02:55I understand.
01:02:56All right, yes, I'll do you that favor.
01:03:03If you meet someone, what kind of impression do I make on yours?
01:03:06I am sorry.
01:03:09I've already seen it, too.
01:03:10Come on, it doesn't matter, come with us, we'll be happy.
01:03:12Three galleries.
01:03:18You're comfortable in the cabin, then.
01:03:19And couldn't we just go with him?
01:03:21No, it's her turn to go into the cabin.
01:03:22She's in the game.
01:03:23No, please, you are taller first.
01:03:25Then American, please.
01:03:27You're welcome, you're welcome.
01:03:28Thank you.
01:03:29I'm going to get a coffee.
01:03:30But no, she gives it to you in the cabin.
01:03:32I don't ask for coffee.
01:03:33Twenty, twenty.
01:03:33The Duc is a joke.
01:03:43So put on your spoons, there are two, one for each of you.
01:03:46There's a microphone to answer and speak loudly, because I need to hear the answer clearly, eh?
01:03:50But now you're going to pay for it.
01:03:58The name of the American team that has produced the most champions.
01:04:28and the races held in Ciccala.
01:04:47Columns.
01:04:48You ask.
01:04:50May the lady be borne to fish, Lughele.
01:04:53But where are you, dammit?
01:04:54They are that of race, columns.
01:04:56Ah.
01:04:56The lady goes, you're getting out of here, I have to go to Cattano, but now that's the way to win.
01:04:59I want to see people's faces when I talk, huh?
01:05:02Come on, untie your braids and let's do it like Romeo and Juliet.
01:05:05But he doesn't get there.
01:05:06Eh, I know, Nannerotolo.
01:05:08Make a little effort so I can look at your legs too.
01:05:12But he doesn't get it, columns.
01:05:13Eh, I know.
01:05:14Sacred trump.
01:05:15Sacred trump.
01:05:18This is a warning from heaven.
01:05:20I swear I won't do anything to that dog anymore.
01:05:26But how?
01:05:26You don't know if you can come.
01:05:29Wait a minute.
01:05:38Renzo, listen.
01:05:39I'm sick, sick, sick of being here with two old people and a little boy.
01:05:42I can't take it anymore.
01:05:45I'm bored, that's it.
01:05:47Renzo, try to understand.
01:05:50No, I'm coming tomorrow.
01:05:52But what do I care about the heat?
01:05:57Yes, yes.
01:06:00Agree.
01:06:02Hurray.
01:06:03Yes, yes.
01:06:05HI.
01:06:10How do I do it?
01:06:11How do I do it?
01:06:13How do I do it?
01:06:21Because I think I hear a little noise on the left.
01:06:24I don't understand what it is.
01:06:29There is nothing.
01:06:31Not to be vulgar, but it takes a lot of money to maintain a car.
01:06:35Do you want to go up and get something?
01:06:37But I think you don't feel like it, huh?
01:06:39You're a little sad tonight.
01:06:41No, it's just that I feel like a burden here.
01:06:43Maybe I ate too much eggplant parmigiana.
01:06:47Look, you have to excuse me.
01:06:48There's no point in you bothering to apologize, Renzino.
01:06:51Deep down, it makes me happy to see a man happy and in love.
01:06:55It seems I gave you good advice, right?
01:06:57Yes, no.
01:06:59That's not why.
01:07:01It hasn't even been five months since we got married, I just...
01:07:04That means we'll have to wait another five months.
01:07:08Thank you.
01:07:09You are very understanding.
01:07:11Thank you.
01:07:12For dinner...
01:07:13...and for what you made me discover.
01:07:18Why? What did you discover?
01:07:19Nothing, it doesn't matter.
01:07:20HI.
01:07:22HI.
01:07:23Good morning, sir.
01:07:30Good morning, Evvige.
01:07:32Are the lady and the colonel still asleep?
01:07:34It is not.
01:07:35I'm in church to thank the Lord for the way he goes,
01:07:37if he didn't break the drop on the column.
01:07:46And Sandro? Is he awake yet?
01:07:48No, but it still went down.
01:07:49I'm going to do the shopping, in case he knew anything.
01:07:55No thank you.
01:08:19What do you want?
01:08:47Is it possible that you don't knock when you enter people's rooms?
01:08:51And why do you knock when you enter people's rooms?
01:08:54What were you reading?
01:08:55My bad.
01:08:56The title is good. What is a horticulture manual?
01:08:59Show me.
01:09:02Stop.
01:09:03Give it back to me.
01:09:04And leave.
01:09:05And give it to me.
01:09:07Leaves.
01:09:08Let me see.
01:09:09The superior asked me to lie down next to her to warm her up.
01:09:23I found her naked.
01:09:24Poor little girl, he repeated, hugging me.
01:09:27It's from a friend of mine, he got it from his father's library.
01:09:31Without realizing it, I found myself lying on top of her.
01:09:33Her legs were crossed over my small back.
01:09:37What nonsense.
01:09:39But what dirty tricks?
01:09:40It's a French classic.
01:09:41A classic, huh?
01:09:44Give it back to me.
01:09:44I give it to your father.
01:09:45This way he'll know what kind of books you read.
01:09:48Yes, eh.
01:09:49And it also tells him how you got it.
01:09:52Sandro.
01:09:53Give me back the book.
01:09:55Enough.
01:09:56We have to stop this.
01:09:57Do you understand?
01:09:57Yes, that's absurd.
01:09:59The book.
01:10:00It's my fault.
01:10:01I let you joke too much.
01:10:02The book.
01:10:04But you're not even listening to me.
01:10:05What did you come to do in my room?
01:10:07You didn't understand what I just told you.
01:10:10Well, you saw it.
01:10:11You can't even talk to me.
01:10:12You are such a stupid child.
01:10:14I am neither a child nor stupid.
01:10:16All right, sorry.
01:10:18Keep the book, come out now.
01:10:21You kissed me.
01:10:22Like a sister.
01:10:23You let yourself be touched.
01:10:24Like a sister, right?
01:10:28I was hoping you understood.
01:10:30I didn't mean to.
01:10:43Sandrino, please.
01:10:45I'm saying this for you.
01:10:47Then you feel bad, I'm sorry.
01:10:48You're sorry, huh?
01:10:50Bucciarda, buucciarda.
01:10:51You're such a whore.
01:10:52He was right, Renzo.
01:10:53Look, I'm calling your father.
01:10:54Hey, call him.
01:10:55They're all out.
01:10:59Renzo.
01:11:02Now you'll see.
01:11:04I don't give a damn.
01:11:06Plant.
01:11:07Laura.
01:11:10There is no one.
01:11:12Laura.
01:11:17It's the welcome after six hours of travel.
01:11:19Laura.
01:11:21You can't do it.
01:11:23Laura.
01:11:24If you let him touch you again, even just one more time, I'll kill myself.
01:11:29Don't talk nonsense.
01:11:30Laura, are you there?
01:11:52It's there.
01:11:54Renzo, have you arrived?
01:11:55No, I haven't arrived.
01:11:56I'm still on the road, who knows.
01:12:01Honey, I'm sorry.
01:12:02I didn't hear you through the sound of the water.
01:12:04Ah, finally.
01:12:07I'm dead tired.
01:12:08I woke up at dawn to be here at this time.
01:12:13Renzo, why don't we go away?
01:12:15Let's start right away.
01:12:16Are you kidding?
01:12:17I can finally spend two full weeks with you and you want to shove me back into the car and end up where?
01:12:22Well, here we are served, revealed, we spend a penny and what more do you want?
01:12:28What's wrong with you?
01:12:29Is something wrong?
01:12:31What happened?
01:12:32Dad and mommy don't treat you well?
01:12:34Nothing, nothing.
01:12:35It was to spend some time alone with the two of us.
01:12:37And we have all winter to be alone.
01:12:40All my life.
01:12:43I'm dead tired, I feel like taking a bath.
01:12:46And what is this?
01:12:49Alfred de Mousset de Gamiani.
01:12:50It's a French classic.
01:12:53Shall I get your bags for you?
01:12:54No, no, no, I'll do it.
01:13:07But what's wrong with you now?
01:13:08Is your cycle weekly?
01:13:09Ugh, for once I don't feel like it, that's okay.
01:13:11It's not good, not at all.
01:13:13Last night it seemed like a tragedy if I didn't come.
01:13:15I'm bored, I'm sad, come quickly, I'm fed up.
01:13:17Ciccina is sad, well, now she's not sad anymore.
01:13:21Speak softly, Villano.
01:13:22Villano to me.
01:13:23I work hard all week, without a distraction,
01:13:26without even going that far.
01:13:29Oh yes, what temptations.
01:13:30I should have a halo, a saint, Saint Anthony.
01:13:33No, no, no.
01:14:03I work hard all week, without a distraction,
01:14:33the sentence, without a distraction,
01:14:35without a distraction,
01:14:36without a distraction,
01:14:37not even that much.
01:14:38No, no, no, no.
01:14:39You know, huh?
01:14:41You don't go on purpose.
01:14:42You come.
01:14:52My.
01:14:53Now I know I shouldn't have.
01:15:23What's up?
01:15:35Nothing. A gust of wind.
01:15:40Listen, what were those nice things you were saying before?
01:15:44It seemed like I was talking to someone else.
01:15:46I don't know, nothing.
01:15:48And do it again. Come on, my love, love, love, do it again, but...
01:15:51No, but...
01:15:52You don't believe it. And I will. So you learn.
01:15:59And the remorse of my death will remain with you for the rest of your life.
01:16:06Yes, cry. Cry now, it's too late.
01:16:11Cling, in despair, to my mortal remains.
01:16:17Mortars.
01:16:17He's calling. What are you calling for?
01:16:23You're sorry. Shocked.
01:16:27I'm dead, there's nothing left to do.
01:16:29Well, I almost hang myself.
01:16:43He didn't even touch it.
01:16:45Oh my God, what happened to my pipo?
01:16:50Oh.
01:16:52They didn't kidnap him, did they?
01:16:54You see, they were kidnapping Gacan's son.
01:16:56Eh, I knew it.
01:16:57That that little whore had ended up like this one day or another.
01:17:00He must have run away with the lifeguard.
01:17:02But I destroy it, I disown it, damn it!
01:17:04What happens?
01:17:05Oh, Laura, my baby didn't come back last night.
01:17:07Nothing happened.
01:17:07Call the police, right?
01:17:09Yes, good morning.
01:17:09He was ruthless, huh.
01:17:10Good manners for that faggot.
01:17:12Good manners are more than just police.
01:17:14Enzo, do something, please, do something.
01:17:16And please, don't let me get hysterical.
01:17:17I know where that one went.
01:17:19The other time I was here too.
01:17:20I told you, didn't I?
01:17:21I was sorry he was coming home at three in the morning.
01:17:24My little boy at three in the morning, oh, holy shit, he's there.
01:17:27Madonna, Saint Joseph.
01:17:28A blasphemy, you.
01:17:29Oh, what was my little boy doing out and about at that hour?
01:17:32Mom, your little boy has grown up.
01:17:33Do you want to understand it, yes or no?
01:17:34But are you going to call the police or should I do it?
01:17:36You're all crazy with this police.
01:17:38That poor man if...
01:17:39But where are you going?
01:17:40Where are you going?
01:17:41But is it possible that you don't understand anything?
01:17:43Good morning, madam.
01:17:47A poor man?
01:17:49The lifeguard?
01:17:49Which poor man?
01:17:51You speak like a sibyl, son.
01:17:52Don't let me die.
01:17:54Or what man are you talking about?
01:17:55But the husband, no.
01:17:56The husband?
01:17:58But whose husband, damn it?
01:17:59The husband of the woman Sandro is with now.
01:18:02A?
01:18:03A woman?
01:18:04A real woman with boobs?
01:18:06But do you know what you're saying?
01:18:07And is Sandrino with one of these?
01:18:09But dad, you're going crazy.
01:18:10Oh, Lord, I thank you.
01:18:14And now don't cry.
01:18:16You gave me the most beautiful consolation.
01:18:19Let him have life.
01:18:23Lino, Lino, have you seen Sandro?
01:18:24And at this hour...
01:18:25No, he didn't sleep at home.
01:18:26Maybe something bad happened to him.
01:18:28But she's a joke maniac.
01:18:29See you soon, help.
01:18:29See the cabin key.
01:18:31I want to see if he left his costume inside.
01:18:32The key, damn it.
01:18:33Then we go and look for him.
01:18:34Maybe some of his friends saw it.
01:18:36Eh, friends,
01:18:38for me this beach is a mess.
01:18:42Sandro.
01:18:46Little bastard.
01:18:46How scary you gave me.
01:18:54My child.
01:18:57I doubt it.
01:19:03I would never do it again.
01:19:06You don't think about others, do you?
01:19:07Have you seen my wife?
01:19:13Yes, there in the cabin.
01:19:14But she puts on her swimsuit instead of looking.
01:19:16But what is a family council this morning?
01:19:18Laura!
01:19:19Renzo, yes, I'm here.
01:19:20And you didn't answer.
01:19:22But what is it?
01:19:22Are you not well?
01:19:23I felt like I was going to faint.
01:19:25But now it's over.
01:19:27You need help.
01:19:28We're here, mom, mom, me.
01:19:29Open up, darling.
01:19:30And here we waste time.
01:19:31And open, no.
01:19:31It's all explained, dear.
01:19:33He's not with the lifeguard.
01:19:34He's with a woman.
01:19:35I'm all in disarray.
01:19:36I'll get myself together for a moment and go right out.
01:19:38Are you sure you're okay now, Lauretta?
01:19:40Yes, I'm fine.
01:19:41Go ahead.
01:19:42I'll join you in a minute.
01:19:44Do you see it?
01:19:44She's doing great.
01:19:45Let's think about my child.
01:19:47Rather than closing themselves off to me.
01:19:48But how bad.
01:19:49Good, good.
01:19:53Now we need to go out and tell him.
01:19:55Why?
01:19:57How why?
01:19:59I wouldn't want to fly.
01:20:00Disappear like in fairy tales.
01:20:02More or less.
01:20:04That's where I came in last night.
01:20:06I didn't have the key.
01:20:07That's where I'm going out.
01:20:09Right?
01:20:11Right.
01:20:14Can you let me take a puff?
01:20:31There will have been no complications.
01:20:37She'll be an expert, I hope.
01:20:39It sure seems so from what that big bastard told me.
01:20:42Watch your words, son.
01:20:44But look, look.
01:20:47All shocked.
01:20:49And maybe that asshole spent the whole time with a slut.
01:20:52Please, Renzo.
01:20:56But what did I do?
01:21:02Are you feeling better, dear?
01:21:03Oh my god, mono.
01:21:04My baby.
01:21:05Sandro.
01:21:21Sandro, where have you been all night?
01:21:23And he was only away one night?
01:21:25Imagine, you were coming back from America here.
01:21:27But where have you been?
01:21:28It made me feel bad all night.
01:21:30You don't even think about your mom.
01:21:32You're a wretch, that's all.
01:21:34When you go to the bush, you warn the whole family, damn it.
01:21:37Eh, what do you want it to be?
01:21:41A fan after thirty years of marriage is also by mistake.
01:21:44There are men who beat their wives every night, verbacco.
01:21:48Let's go.
01:21:52Here we must celebrate, solemnize.
01:21:56Ultimately it's like a kind of birth, a marriage.
01:22:00You come.
01:22:02And then don't say your brother doesn't think of you.
01:22:04Sandrino, I still wish your mother a little love.
01:22:07I play with live dolls now, he.
01:22:10Come on, come on. Open up, open up.
01:22:13Golden cigarette holder.
01:22:14So we make the official announcement that my brother has started smoking and we don't talk about it anymore.
01:22:18He's become a man, I think.
01:22:20Open, open. It's a dedication inside. And read it aloud, read it.
01:22:25And read.
01:22:27To Sandro, from his brother Renzo, on the fateful day he became a man.
01:22:33Oh!
01:22:33Here's to the former virgin.
01:22:40What a shame, what a shame I am.
01:22:44Laura, you too can raise a toast to the new boy in the house.
01:22:48Oh, wait a minute. Did we forget the most important person?
01:22:53Yes.
01:22:55The great absentee.
01:22:58Finally you're laughing too.
01:22:59Why will there ever be one more cuckold in this world?
01:23:02What would I pay to see his face for at least two minutes?
01:23:06Let's toast him too.
01:23:07Come here, Sandro.
01:23:08May the weight of the horns be light on him, as Ariosto says in Orlando Furioso.
01:23:17Health.
01:23:18May the weight of the horns be light on him, as Ariosto says in Orlando FESTA.
01:23:26Yes.
01:23:26Thank you all
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