00:00Please, this has to work. This is my last chance.
00:24Put that down now!
00:30I'm sorry, High Priestess. I was just trying to fix things. Same as with the heat spell.
00:40The tower caught on fire because of your stupid spell.
00:43Astrid is a threat to the whole coven. All the other witches want her here. She needs to go.
00:49I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to. Please don't make me go. I will do anything to stay.
00:54We can't risk the coven for just one student, Astrid. I have no choice but to strip you of your powers and banish you from the coven.
01:02Please, I beg of you. My powers are all I have. Please don't make me go. I have nowhere else to stay.
01:10Astrid, you've been with us since you were a child. You've always been very talented.
01:19Through the years, surrounded by other witches, your feminine powers have grown.
01:23But she's right. You lack control. Your powers require a masculine balance.
01:29Tell me what to do. You must leave the coven and live among men again. Allow their masculine energies to merge with your feminine ones.
01:42Merging energies? You have to sleep with them, dumbass.
01:45Oh, of course. You will only have ten days to balance your unruly powers. If you return before you have conquered your imbalance, I must take your powers away.
01:58I understand. I won't disappoint you, High Priestess. I will find a young man, and I will sleep with him.
02:09Fare thee well, Astrid Hall. Once I've slept with boys and acquired their energies, I'll return to my coven sisters.
02:16Don't hurry back, dipshit. May the gods watch over you, child.
02:23Worthless little witch. Hurry up and get in the car.
02:41Blessed be, stepmother. Stepsister.
02:45I told you not to call us that.
02:50So, you set another building on fire?
02:53You better not breathe a word about it at your new boarding school.
02:57My new boarding school?
02:59But I thought I was going home.
03:03Like I'd ever let a pyromaniac like you under my roof again.
03:07But it was my father's home long before he met you.
03:10Well, he's dead, so it's our home now.
03:14Do not, I repeat, do not tell anyone we're related at school.
03:18Got it, demon girl?
03:20If I ever hope to return to my sisters, I must find masculine energies to balance my power.
03:26Hello? Did you hear me?
03:29Do not worry. I shan't inform anyone of our relationship, stepsister.
03:32This I swear by the old gods.
03:35Freak.
03:47I have to talk to the dean about your enrollment.
03:50Don't go anywhere.
03:52Don't do anything.
03:53Huntington Hall is a respectable, normal school.
03:58For normal kids.
04:00So don't pull any of that witchy shit here.
04:03Understand?
04:20Masculine energies.
04:23Who is that and why is he not in any of my classes?
04:38You want him in class?
04:39I'd rather have him in my dorm room up against my desk.
04:42In the shower.
04:43shower. Wait, is he blind? Yeah, never mind. I only mess with guys who can actually see what
04:57they're doing. So much masculine energy, but how do I choose who to merge with?
05:13Greetings, sweaty mortal males. Will one of you volunteer to sleep with me so I may balance my
05:21powers? Hey, yo, what the fuck? Dude, is this emo girl being serious? Shit, I ain't usually into goth
05:37chicks, but you know if she's offering. Hey, sweetie, I think you're a little lost. This
05:42isn't Halloween Horror Nights. I do not know what that is. I simply came to seek a male.
05:56Oh, you! With the mystical staff! Mystical staff? You know the emo? She's going straight for the rich
06:04boy. I mean, he'd probably be into her. Dude, blind, can't see how fucking weird she looks.
06:08Wait! Please!
06:17Ah! Fuck! Fuck! Hey! You gonna say sorry, emo girl?
06:23Let go of me, please. Your energy is hostile and incompatible with mine.
06:28And I am not an emo. I am a witch.
06:31What the fuck are you talking about, freak? Apologize! Now!
06:34I'm sorry you have weak muscles. Now let me go.
06:43Ah!
06:45Where are you going? Let me come with you.
06:51Jesus, what the fuck's your deal?
06:53My feminine energies are too powerful, and if I don't balance them with masculine energies,
06:57then they'll take away my powers forever.
06:58Right. Uh, the mental health counselor's on the second floor.
07:05How fortuitous.
07:09Can you let go of my hand?
07:10A sign from the old gods.
07:12What are you talking about, my birthmark?
07:14Yes.
07:15Um, it's nothing. I've had it since forever.
07:17It is no mere birthmark.
07:19This means much more than that.
07:20What was that?
07:28Did I just see her?
07:31Look, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so please, leave me alone.
07:35Oh, no, he doesn't see the car coming.
07:50Get off the road, hurry!
07:56Goddess Hecate, don't let me hurt him.
07:59What the... shit.
08:10It worked.
08:13What happened?
08:14Bro, that car almost just smoked you.
08:17Really?
08:17Yes, it was coming right for you, but the nook wanted me to move out of the way with some kind of... magic.
08:25You're safe. Thank Hecate.
08:27You saved my life.
08:30How can I pay you back?
08:45Will you sleep with me?
08:50What?
08:51You can thank me by sleeping with me.
08:54Um, I don't know where you're from, new girl, but around here you don't just ask a complete stranger to sleep with you.
09:02I feel weak.
09:08Is she a loser?
09:09What happened here?
09:17She stopped the car from hitting me and then just passed out.
09:20Yeah, after she asked you to have sex with her.
09:23Dude, Luke, shut up. It's my grandma.
09:25My stepdaughter's very... sheltered. I'm sure she didn't mean it that way.
09:30Nah, she was trying to hit it.
09:31Dude.
09:31Everyone quiet.
09:33She's waking up.
09:49My name is Astrid Hall.
09:51Astrid Hall?
09:52Will you tell me yours?
09:54Um, Nathan Woodford?
09:56Let me see you, Nathan Woodford.
09:58What do you mean?
09:59Shh.
10:02Ah.
10:04Now I see.
10:06There you are.
10:09Nathan.
10:10Their eyes, they're cursed.
10:12He's blind, you idiot.
10:14Stop being such a drama queen and get up.
10:17I think she's a bit shaken by the crash.
10:20Please give us a moment.
10:21It's only been an hour and you're already causing me problems.
10:28No more talking about curses or casting spells or whatever the fuck they do at that psycho hippie commune.
10:36Out here, nobody believes in your satanic voodoo witchcraft bullshit.
10:42So you better shut up and stay out of sight before you cause an even bigger mess.
10:46How am I supposed to go to this school if I can't use my magic?
10:49Did I ask for your opinion, you stupid little witch?
10:53I told you to shut up!
10:58That is quite enough, I think.
11:02Astrid, I would be happy to offer you enrollment here at Huntington Hall.
11:07Really?
11:07Really?
11:12Graham, we don't even know her.
11:14Astrid saved your life, Nathan.
11:16We owe her a safe place to live and to learn.
11:19Although it is quite late in the semester and the girls' dormitory is at capacity.
11:24Oh, that's not a problem.
11:26I prefer to sleep with the boys.
11:29I require their masculine energy.
11:32No, Astrid, that is not allowed under school policy.
11:36But for now, you may stay with Nathan and I at our home just off campus.
11:41Wait, hold on, Graham.
11:42I think there's something off with her.
11:45This is not up for discussion.
11:47I'm late for my board meeting.
11:50Nate, take her to the house and get her settled.
11:52This is only temporary.
12:04Then my grandma will find another place for you to stay soon.
12:08Ooh, candles!
12:09Now I can perform a protection spell for your home.
12:11No, yeah, don't light those up.
12:13You know, if I accidentally knocked one over.
12:15Of course, I wouldn't want to start a fire.
12:20Even though my intentions would be pure and honorable.
12:22The old gods often play tricks on us.
12:25Look, are you actually a witch?
12:27I am.
12:29Wait, you're just going to tell me the truth just like that?
12:31I have no reason to lie.
12:33Though it is troublesome that mortals of the outside no longer have knowledge of us witches.
12:37So how'd you get here anyway?
12:38Don't you guys live in coveys?
12:40A coven.
12:41And yes, we rarely leave.
12:43The outside world struggles to accept anything or anyone who's different.
12:52She said my eyes were cursed.
12:54I wonder if...
12:56So tell me, you witches have spells for everything?
13:00Not everything, no.
13:02Sometimes, if my energies are out of balance, even the strongest spell can go horribly awry.
13:08How many costs enough damage from on me?
13:11Astrid is a threat to all the coven.
13:12Well, she needs to go.
13:21You okay?
13:23Where is your bed, Nathan Woodford?
13:25I wish to sleep with you now.
13:28Astrid, wait.
13:29Hold on.
13:32Astrid, where the hell are you?
13:36Look, I'll tell you where the pillows and blankets are,
13:39and you can stay on the couch, all right?
13:47Nathan, come join me.
13:55There you are.
13:56Come in.
13:58What do you think you're doing?
13:59I prefer to bathe in streams and waterfalls, but this is very nice as well.
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