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00:00Oh
02:00Air rights, air rights, air rights, air rights.
02:03Mr. Pransky, do you have any comment on the charges against you?
02:11Mr. Pransky has no comment at this time.
02:13The charges against him are spurious, totally without merit, and yet another example of government harassment.
02:18Excuse us, please.
02:19Mr. District Attorney, are you going to be able to make the charges against Joseph Pransky's stick?
02:30Peanut butter to the roof of your mouth.
02:32We have enough concrete evidence safely secured in the vault of the federal building to prove once and for all that Joseph Pransky is the most powerful leader of organized crime in this country.
02:41Mr. Pransky, sorry you had to spend so much time in there, Mr. Pransky, but they gave me an awful difficult time with your bail.
02:49If I'm found guilty, you're found dead.
02:55I just don't understand it. Nothing like this has ever happened to me before.
03:03I sit there inventing like I always do, and nothing seems to work.
03:08I mean, last week there was the pogo stick. It wouldn't pogue, and then...
03:11Will you stop fretting? Everybody goes into a slump one time or another.
03:15But they don't strike out every time at bat.
03:18Well, at least you go down swinging, Simon.
03:20I just never thought it would happen.
03:22What?
03:23I've got inventor's block.
03:27I've heard of writer's block, never inventor's block.
03:30I suppose it happens to creative people.
03:33But why me?
03:35Stress.
03:36That's it, pure and simple. Stress.
03:38I thrive on stress, Tim.
03:40Simon, you're always telling other people that they ought to take off enough time to have fun,
03:44and all you ever do is work.
03:45I like my work.
03:47Yeah, well, Alex is right.
03:48You need some R&R.
03:50You need to have some fun and to loosen up.
03:54That explosion loosened me up just fine, Chilly.
03:57Well, here.
03:59What's this?
04:05Dear Mr. McHale, I remember.
04:07They want me to be a judge at an inventor's convention.
04:13I'm the last one to be a judge at anything.
04:15Wrong.
04:16A lovely weekend in Indian Springs with old friends and buddies?
04:20That's just what you need, Simon McKay.
04:23Alex, get him out of my hair, will you?
04:25I got a bunch of ladies coming in for tea on Sunday,
04:27and I don't want him blowing up the espresso machine.
04:30An entire convention of inventors.
04:34He's a bit eccentric, Mr. Pransky.
04:37He's been coming to me with offbeat inventions now for 15 years.
04:41Mr. Kilgore is Krellman's patent attorney.
04:43Most of the inventions don't work, but he came to me with this one,
04:47and watch for yourself.
04:49All this paper, plastic, that doesn't get disposed of.
04:52I don't have time to watch an idiot shovel garbage into a safe.
04:57Imagine, sir, that the garbage is the evidence against you.
05:01The safe is the vault in the federal building.
05:04I'll show you this one.
05:05The ultrasound, right?
05:06It's triangulated, and then we start it.
05:09Three, five, four, three, two, one.
05:12Sing!
05:13Dan, come here.
05:14I want to show you this.
05:15You're not going to believe it.
05:17Open up the safe.
05:19This is for real.
05:29No tricks.
05:31I operated the camera myself, sir.
05:34You see, it works on the principle of ultrasonic sound.
05:36That's the same principle that's used to dissolve kidney stones without surgery.
05:47What's you're telling me?
05:49Is that if we aim this machine at the evidence,
05:53all of the air we'll find when he opens the vault is dust.
05:58Without evidence, the case is dismissed.
06:07That's justice.
06:10How do we get a hold of this?
06:11What do you call it?
06:12Ultrason.
06:13That's short for ultrasonic decomposition projector.
06:16Krahman has taken it to the inventors' convention tomorrow.
06:20Yeah.
06:20Well, you fill Lyle and Winfield on the details.
06:26I want to see this thing work with my own eyes.
06:29I can think of a lot of applications for it.
06:33Is that it?
06:33Is that it?
06:38Dust, huh?
06:39Mr. Tom Christopher, please meet the convention representative in the hotel lounge.
06:56Mr. Tom Christopher, please meet the convention representative in the hotel lounge.
07:02Yep.
07:04That's it.
07:04I've had enough sun, Alex.
07:05I'm going in.
07:06Wait a minute.
07:06Wait a minute.
07:07There are two vacant lounge chairs right here.
07:09Look, I've told you I don't tan.
07:10I burn.
07:11Yeah, but my job is to protect you, Simon.
07:13Sun-tanned lotion.
07:1516.
07:16Do they do 128?
07:18Sit down.
07:18Relax.
07:19The scenery's beautiful here.
07:21Yeah, terrific.
07:23Simon!
07:24Simon McKay!
07:26Vincent!
07:28Vincent Ruschowski meets Alex Jagger.
07:31Vincent is president of the association.
07:33Pleasure, Mr. Ruschowski.
07:34Any friend of Simon's.
07:35And thank goodness you're a judge and not a competitor this year, so the rest of us stand a chance.
07:39There's no threat for me this year.
07:41Simon!
07:42Simon, mein kleiner Freund!
07:45Max!
07:45Alex Jagger, Max Kemp, he's the top man in advanced kinetics, Institute of Manhattan.
07:51Oh, it has not been the same since you left us, Simon.
07:54There's no one there with any creative flair.
07:58This is the only man in the world who could spell out happy birthday, Max, with an artificial bolt of lightning.
08:07Teeny-weeny!
08:10Mighty Moe!
08:12Catch a neutron by the toe.
08:14If it breaks up, let it go.
08:16Implode, outplode, isotope, isotope, isotope, isotope!
08:21Oh, I'm sorry, Simon.
08:24I didn't expect to find you here.
08:27Oh, I thought you gave up on all this competing.
08:30No, it's even worse this year.
08:31I'm a judge.
08:32Oh, well, wait till you see the invention I brought this year.
08:34No campaigning, Krellman.
08:36This invention is gonna make the name Krellman a household word.
08:40They're gonna have a school named after me.
08:42Library.
08:43Or a flophouse.
08:44They can store your inventions there.
08:46Gobble, gobble, Ryszowski.
08:48Gobble, gobble.
08:50You understand what I'm saying to you, turkey?
08:51Boy, you're gonna be kicked out of the association, Krellman.
08:54Not after I unveil what I brought today.
08:57Oh, Simon, picture this.
08:59Waste.
09:00Waste, hazardous and otherwise.
09:03Waste that we've all learned how to make but don't know how to get rid of?
09:07Well, that nightmare is over.
09:10We face a new day, free from the misery of refuse.
09:14If it can get rid of the garbage we just heard, I'll buy one.
09:17See you later, Simon.
09:19Wiedersehen, Simon.
09:21Krellman.
09:23Don't listen to Ryszowski.
09:25I'm sure you've got a major breakthrough here.
09:27I do, Simon.
09:28Believe me, I'm so proud.
09:30This is the first time I've invented something that's worthwhile.
09:32I'm proud of you, Mo.
09:34I'm happy for you.
09:35You've worked hard for this.
09:36You deserve it.
09:37Wait a minute.
09:38I want to introduce you to my friend.
09:39Alex Jagger, this is Mo Krellman.
09:41He's a genius ahead of our time.
09:42Hi.
09:43Hi.
09:43I like your style, Mo.
09:44Oh, thanks.
09:45It's Harry.
09:47Sorry, I thought you said it was Mo.
09:48Yeah, it was Mo, but I changed it.
09:50Why did you do that?
09:51Because Mo Krellman is a perennial loser.
09:54Harry's my father's name.
09:56I want to do it proud.
09:57Mr. Costagio, to the convention press office, please.
09:59Your friend here is a very special person.
10:01Mr. Costagio.
10:03I've always looked up to you, teeny-weeny.
10:04Oh, no.
10:05Listen, I've got to go get everything ready before the press tour gets in here.
10:10Listen, you've always been with me, through all my flops.
10:14Well, this time, Simon, you're going to be with me through my triumph.
10:17You are an eagle among turkeys.
10:23What's bigger than an eagle?
10:24You are a flamingo.
10:26You're a flamingo among turkeys.
10:29An ostrich.
10:31A pterodactile.
10:33You are a pterodactile among turkeys.
10:36Don't you ever forget that, Simon.
10:43You have some very interesting people, Simon.
10:45Yeah, Alex, I'm lucky.
10:47Hey, why don't we take some sun?
10:49Now, that's the right attitude.
10:51I'm glad to see you're finally relaxed.
10:52Yeah, Tilly was right.
10:53You know, old friends, no pressure at work, no self-doubt.
10:57There you go.
10:58Hey, I'll be right back.
10:59Okay.
10:59Excuse me, are you having any trouble there?
11:07Oh, thank you.
11:09It won't stay inflated.
11:10See, I can't swim.
11:12Oh, well, let me have a look.
11:13Could be the valve.
11:14Waiter.
11:18Yes, thanks.
11:21Yeah, I think you've got some sand in here.
11:23Oh.
11:24Representative for the inventors group.
11:26Please see the manager at the courtesy desk.
11:29Oh, you're in here.
11:31Get in.
11:32Hi.
11:33Hi.
11:34Hi.
11:35Are you an inventor, too?
11:38No, but I'm inventive.
11:40Yeah, that's fixed it.
11:41Thank you very much.
11:42Have a nice day.
11:45Okay, get ready.
11:46Look at Grandpa.
11:51Oh!
11:52Oh!
11:53Alex!
11:54Alex, there's a woman drowning.
11:56Oh!
11:58Oh!
11:58Why did he do it to me?
12:03I was only trying to help.
12:05This is inventors block.
12:07Missing.
12:08Somebody stole my ultrasound.
12:10Simon.
12:11Simon, it was there.
12:12It was right there behind the curtain.
12:14It was ready to be unveiled.
12:16And all of a sudden, I looked.
12:17It's not there.
12:17It's gone.
12:18Somebody stole it.
12:19Momo, calm down.
12:20Don't you understand?
12:21Somebody stole my life's work.
12:23That ultrasound didn't work, did it, Cromon?
12:25You set this whole thing up just to cover up for another failure.
12:28It worked.
12:29I have proof.
12:30I made a videotape.
12:31All right.
12:32Show us the tape.
12:33I would.
12:34But it was stolen.
12:35Cromon.
12:36The only thing inventive about you is your excuses.
12:40Somebody here stole my ultrasound, and I'm gonna find out who.
12:43You're a liar, Cromon.
12:44And that's the thing that's gonna get you thrown out of the association.
12:46This is it for you.
12:48Reshefsky.
12:49Yeah?
12:49Now, look, Simon, do you believe him?
13:00I believe in him, and he believes in his machine, but...
13:04Hold it.
13:04Hold it.
13:05Hold it.
13:06That's it.
13:06That's it.
13:07What?
13:07Hey, Simon, I work here.
13:10It's just a heart.
13:11Yeah, that's what you say.
13:12Did you hear that?
13:14Did you hear that's a heart?
13:15All right.
13:16You're free to go.
13:17But next time, watch it.
13:19Moe, come back.
13:23Hold it.
13:23Stop it.
13:25All right, everybody, out of your cars.
13:26Out of your cars.
13:27Open up your trunks.
13:28Come on.
13:29I'm with hotel security.
13:30Oh, good.
13:31It's about time.
13:32You take the ones on the left.
13:33I'll take all of these.
13:34Officer, you better come inside.
13:35No, no.
13:36I gotta be out here.
13:37Look, that's a good idea.
13:39You go inside.
13:40All right.
13:40Everybody out.
13:41Come on.
13:41Come on.
13:41Come on.
13:42Come on.
13:42Sir, please.
13:43All the time.
13:43Come inside.
13:44Excuse me.
13:45Would you come inside?
13:46Officer, officer, it's all right.
13:47A friend of mine is a bit upset.
13:49He said he's had something stolen.
13:50Moe, what do you think he did?
13:51I'm a federal officer.
13:52I'll need to know if we had access to that ballroom.
13:54Do you know what could have happened to my ultrasound?
13:55Of course I don't.
13:56Come on.
13:56Let's go see if we can figure this out.
14:00Just a few more seconds.
14:02Ah, I saw exactly how Cromer did it.
14:04What's the range on this thing?
14:06He said it was about 500 feet.
14:08500 feet.
14:09I've already arranged to use an office across the street from the federal building.
14:12It's well within that room.
14:14All right.
14:14Now, I've got it triangulated on the papers in the safe.
14:18We're ready.
14:19Just be careful.
14:20This place is a drop point.
14:22I've got valuable things in here.
14:23I don't want holes blown in it.
14:25Right.
14:28Now, it takes about 10 seconds.
14:29Three, two, one.
14:41That should do it.
14:59Maybe I just did the wrong thing.
15:01Let me try it again.
15:03I don't have time for this.
15:04Oh, but it works.
15:05I swear.
15:06I saw Cromer do it.
15:07Then get him up here.
15:08I want this thing working before I get back.
15:10You've got four hours.
15:17Moss, you saw the tape.
15:19You saw it worked on the tape, didn't you?
15:21You saw the tape.
15:22It worked on the tape.
15:26You know what this reminds me of?
15:27The first time we met at that convention in Chicago.
15:31Remember, Mo?
15:32Yeah.
15:34Simon?
15:35Yeah?
15:35Harry, okay?
15:37Oh, yeah.
15:37I forgot.
15:38You know, we said we were going to do something really important for mankind.
15:42Something historic.
15:43So we came up with edible silverware.
15:48Two geniuses at work.
15:51Yeah, but you've gone a long way since then.
15:54I've gone the long way around to nowhere.
15:57Oh, you just took your time, that's all.
16:01I mean, this ultrasound sounds like a brilliant invention.
16:05Nah, it's just one flash in the pan.
16:08But your brain is always sizzled, Simon.
16:10I mean, an idea here, a concept there.
16:14And suddenly, wait, wait, here comes a thought, a memory, an idea that ties them all together.
16:20And zip, zap, bip, bap, bam, bingo.
16:23Innovation.
16:23Yeah.
16:26When I'm lucky.
16:27No, your creativity never goes dry.
16:31Mine hardly ever gets moist.
16:33I'm as dry as a bone now.
16:34Not you, no.
16:36I haven't had a bingo in weeks.
16:38Bummer.
16:39It's a pity you can't get in there with a wrench or something and fix it up, you know.
16:43I'll get to the other side of here.
16:44Wait a minute.
16:48He ran out of Q-tips.
16:50That's right, an ultrasonic decomposition projector.
17:01Hey, don't even ask.
17:03Look, after you've run the guest list through the computer, give me a call, Rick.
17:07I know, but if anything does shake loose, let me know, okay?
17:11Bye.
17:12Bye-bye.
17:13How's it going?
17:16Curiouser and curiouser.
17:18Like Alice in Wonderland.
17:20Alex.
17:22Alex in Wonderland.
17:26God, I'm depressed.
17:29Simon.
17:30What is it, bro?
17:31Cosmo.
17:32What?
17:32Cosmo Krellman, cosmic inventor.
17:35I'm going to put myself into a comic book.
17:38That way, at least, maybe I'll win sometimes in the end.
17:41Yeah, but then you can only say those little words that fit in the bubbles, you know?
17:47Ah, you know it.
17:49Well, whoever invented friendship used you as the prototype.
17:56Here we are.
17:56Listen, why don't you go in there and relax?
17:58Take a hot bath.
17:59Forget all about it.
18:00I'll check on Alex, see how he's getting on finding the real invention that really works
18:04in the real world.
18:06Well, Simon, you don't have to do that.
18:08I mean, forget about it.
18:10I mean, it's too much trouble.
18:11It's no trouble.
18:12Look, I'm the judge.
18:13It's my duty to see every invention.
18:16I'll see you for dinner at six, all right?
18:18Okay.
18:24Hey.
18:25Hey.
18:25What the heck is going on?
18:27Let him go.
18:39Let him go.
18:41Yeah!
18:42Yeah!
18:43Yeah!
18:44Yeah!
18:45Yeah!
18:46Yeah!
18:47Yeah!
18:48Yeah!
18:49Yeah!
18:50How can you even be sure what he says was stolen was stolen?
18:54Through a thorough investigation, that's how.
18:56Look, if you can get me those pick-ups and delivery sheets, I'd appreciate it.
18:59Yeah, sure, if you really need them.
19:11Yeah!
19:41Well, there were no vehicles other than these, right?
19:55It's everything since Krollman arrived last night.
19:58All right.
19:59I'll check them out.
20:06What's a CIC man doing here, anyway?
20:09Personal security.
20:10My, uh, friend has a tendency to get into tight spots.
20:13Figured he could come here, relax, stay out of trouble.
20:18No!
20:23Simon!
20:24Simon, what are you doing?
20:26Simon!
20:39Simon, what...
20:56if you're lucky to get me?
20:58That should be clear.
21:00You'll never have to go.
21:01Oh, come on.
21:13What is this?
21:13Let me out of here.
21:14What is this?
21:31Oh, come on.
22:01Oh, come on.
22:31Let me out of here, please.
22:40Come on.
22:42Let me out of here.
22:44Let me out of here.
22:53Let me out of here.
23:02Let me out of here.
23:03Let me out of here.
23:04Let me out of here.
23:09Let me out of here.
23:10Let me out of here.
23:11Let me out of here.
23:16Let me out of here.
23:23Let me out of here.
23:24Let me out of here.
23:25Let me out of here.
23:26Let me out of here.
23:27Let me out of here.
23:33Let me out of here.
23:34Let me out of here.
23:35Let me out of here.
23:36Let me out of here.
23:37Let me out of here.
23:38Let me out of here.
23:39Let me out of here.
23:40Let me out of here.
23:41Let me out of here.
23:42Let me out of here.
23:43You never know.
23:44I went out of here.
23:45Let me out of here.
23:46Let me in here.
23:47Let me out of here.
23:48Let me out of here.
23:49Let me in here.
23:50Never did. It's a joke, a fake, a gag.
23:53You're lying. I saw it work with my own eyes.
23:56Who are you going to trust? Me or the guy who sold me out?
23:59Him.
24:00He's a lawyer. You don't trust lawyers.
24:02I'm a lawyer.
24:03Joe Pransky's lawyer.
24:05Proves my point.
24:06And mine. You see, Mr. Pransky will be here in 30 minutes.
24:12Now, either the papers in that safe disintegrate right before his eyes,
24:17or the both of you will.
24:18Well, that's an idle threat.
24:21Look, I can't get it to work.
24:24I mean, I want to. Believe me, I just...
24:27I tried... I don't have my schematics, my tools.
24:31It's not the crud, Harry.
24:33We both know that the schematics are in your head,
24:35and I got all the tools you'll need right here.
24:38Look, Harry, my butt is on the line in this thing, too.
24:41You gotta get this thing to work.
24:43And if you don't, then you better get him to make it work.
24:46You leave him out of this.
24:48That's Simon McKay.
24:50He holds more patents in this country than any other inventor.
24:53I don't care which one of you gets to work.
24:55You got 28 minutes to do it.
24:57Don't stare at it. Fix it.
25:20I'm trying to remember how.
25:23Okay, McKay, you do something.
25:26You got me at a bad time. I got inventor's block.
25:29Don't be a wise guy.
25:30It's true. He has.
25:32I have.
25:33Then you better get over it. Fast.
25:35Well, I'm trying, but I have to relax.
25:37How can I relax when there's guns pointing at me?
25:39That's right.
25:40How do you expect us to concentrate when he's...
25:42I mean, how do you think that I can think when he can't...
25:45I mean, look at this. I can't even talk.
25:47How do you expect me to fix this thing?
25:49Okay.
25:51I'll leave you alone.
25:54But you better fix it. Fast.
25:56We need a little more light.
26:06You'll be the first to go.
26:15I feel terrible, Simon. I'm sorry I got you involved in this.
26:18Don't worry about it. We've just got to think a way out of here.
26:21It's not your problem, Moe.
26:23It's not Moe.
26:24What?
26:25It's Artie.
26:26Artie?
26:27Yeah, for artificial.
26:29Phony.
26:30Fraud.
26:31That's who I am.
26:32The original four-letter word.
26:34Fake.
26:37You mean this ultrasound really is a fake?
26:41Wachowski was right.
26:43It's garbage.
26:45But, Moe, they're going to kill us because I think it works.
26:48I made a videotape.
26:50I pulled some cheap magic trick to convince Kilgore.
26:53That's all.
26:54Why?
26:56Because for two years, I invested every waking hour, every dollar I had into making this thing work.
27:04It made sense.
27:05The design.
27:06The engineering.
27:07Everything.
27:08And finally, Moe Crowman was going to invent something that mankind would not laugh at.
27:14Forget mankind.
27:16That my mother wouldn't laugh at.
27:18And then, just like every other brainstorm I ever had, once the flash of lightning was gone, there it was, a big puddle.
27:27But this is a good design.
27:29It's well thought out, well conceived.
27:31But the bottom line is, it doesn't work.
27:34The world is filled with wonderfully designed washouts.
27:37I'll tell you the truth, when I found out it was stolen, I was relieved.
27:43I thought, why didn't I think of that?
27:46And now, look at us.
27:47Simon, I've got to get you out of here.
27:52Come on.
27:53Moe?
27:53Here we go.
27:53What are you doing, Moe?
27:54Come on, Simon, out you go.
27:55You can squeeze through.
27:57No, this won't work.
27:58It will.
27:59Now, listen.
28:00Pain is fleeting.
28:01Just pull me out, Moe.
28:02No, it's all right.
28:03A little more.
28:03I'm getting stuck.
28:04No, you're not.
28:04No, Simon, here.
28:05It won't work.
28:06No.
28:07What have you been eating?
28:08Candy?
28:09Pull me out, Moe.
28:10Okay, come on.
28:10Whoa.
28:17Simon?
28:18What?
28:18You're right.
28:19You're stuck.
28:20Get in there and see what they're doing.
28:45Oh, God.
28:46Where they come?
28:49Mm-hmm.
28:50Yeah, well, almost got it.
28:52I think you'll find the trouble is with this circuit board.
28:56I think the medial lateral circuit crosses with the positron tracer unit.
29:01Yeah, you'll find the feedback loop interferes with the rheostat loop.
29:06Do you mind if you want this done quickly?
29:10We're running out of time.
29:16Simon?
29:17What was that?
29:18What's going on?
29:19What are you doing?
29:19Simon, I haven't got time to explain now.
29:21Alex, go under that tree and get me my bag.
29:23I need it now.
29:26Pransky will be here any minute.
29:28What, do you really get rid of this?
29:30Without batting an eye.
29:32Well, they said they found the problem.
29:33Well, they said they found the problem.
29:34It was a circuit board or something.
29:35Well, I'd better fix it fast.
29:45This it, Simon?
29:46Good?
29:47Yeah.
29:47Spread it on the bars and round my body where I'm stuck.
29:49I sure hope you know what you're doing.
29:50I'm stuck.
29:51I sure hope you know what you're doing.
29:54Okay?
29:55Okay.
29:56Okay, now you pull, Alex, and you push both.
29:58Ow!
29:59Look at this!
30:00Ow!
30:01We made it!
30:02It worked.
30:03Now we're coming right back and getting you.
30:06Oh, there's not enough goop in the universe to get me out.
30:09No, I don't think goop's the solution.
30:11We're gonna need a tow truck.
30:12Where are you gonna get a tow truck?
30:14There's one in my bag.
30:15Yo.
30:16Hmm?
30:21Simon.
30:22Yeah?
30:23With all due respect, even a full-size tow truck
30:25would have trouble with those bars.
30:26Yes, but Alex, a real tow truck doesn't have these.
30:36Come on, it's gonna work, I know it is.
31:04It's coming.
31:05Yeah!
31:06Yeah!
31:07Oh, come on!
31:08Simon!
31:09Oh, Paul!
31:10Simon!
31:11Simon!
31:12Get back here, or we'll kill him!
31:14You just signed your death warrant.
31:29I said that's enough!
31:30There's only one thing I wanna hear, from anyone of yous, that that ultrasound works.
31:42And when I go into the courtroom tomorrow morning, and the D.A. goes to bring in that garbage she calls evidence, she comes back with dust on his hands.
31:55Come on, Pransky.
31:56You're grasping at straws.
31:57Face it.
31:58The game's over and you lost.
31:59Why make things worse?
32:00I make people grasp at straws.
32:01You get rid of this guy.
32:07If you get rid of him, I don't fix the machine.
32:08I don't think we need to grasp at straws here.
32:14I don't think we need to grasp at straws.
32:15You're saying that you know how to make this thing work?
32:23I could do it.
32:24The question is, will I?
32:25Oh, no.
32:26There's no question.
32:27get rid of him, I don't fix the machine. I don't think we need to grasp at straws here.
32:35Are you saying that you know how to make this thing work? I could do it. The question is,
32:39will I? Oh, no. There's no question about that. Well, I'll need some time to think about it.
32:49Sure, I'll give you time. You got two seconds. I've thought about it. I can fix it. I can't do
32:57it here. We've got to go back to my workshop where I've got my tools and equipment.
33:06Simon, what are you doing? Just trying to get back on home territory. If I can delay him
33:11long enough, he'll just give us a chance. Damn. How far away is your workshop? It's just about
33:21an hour. You better deliver. Oh, just one thing, Mr. Pransky. What? I've got a housekeeper back there.
33:34She's got a few friends around. It's just some old ladies drinking tea together. Could I make a
33:39quick call and clear the place? All right. Two pair of beds.
33:51All right, sure.
33:51Well, why did you keep doing that? Make it fast. I've got two pairs shown. Tilly? Oh, Simon. Simon? Oh, yes. The girls and I are looking at gloves.
34:16It's pairs of gloves. I'm looking at a pair of doe skins. Sorry to disturb you, but I'm coming around with a few friends tonight. I'll need the place empty, so could you tell your lady friends to go? Oh, and have the night off.
34:30Have the night off? Simon, what's wrong? Have the night off, and please could you tidy up the workshop before you go?
34:38Okay, everybody. Chip's in. Adam. What? Chip's in. You're the big winner, and you're the big winner, and you're the big winner, and you're the big winner. Well, that's the way it turns out. This is fine. Yeah, well, it's fine.
34:59This way.
35:06This way.
35:08Um, I'll need this in here.
35:18Wait a minute.
35:19No, it's rice.
35:23It's clean.
35:24That's right.
35:26Just put it in the middle.
35:27Excuse me. Excuse me.
35:30And, uh, I'll need this flying saucer over there,
35:35and, uh, the remote control
35:38over here,
35:39and this display panel over there.
35:42Wait a minute.
35:43What are you doing to that stuff for?
35:45Let's just spare parts of the mechanisms
35:46to, to make that work.
35:49I'll give you one hour.
35:50Just take a few minutes, won't it, Harry?
35:52No, no.
35:54Bring it in here.
35:55Yeah.
35:57Leave it open.
36:06Okay, Harry.
36:12Let's get to work.
36:13Right.
36:15Let's get to work.
36:17Okay, what's the plan of return?
36:19All right, we're gonna make the ultrasound work again,
36:21aren't we?
36:24You go in there,
36:25make sure the papers in the safe
36:27are ready for a convincing demonstration.
36:32You sure this is gonna work?
36:34Harry, of course it'll work.
36:35It's your invention, isn't it?
36:37Cosmo.
36:39Now, you go in there,
36:40make your magic work,
36:42and I'll be in here
36:43and make mine work.
36:53Okay,
36:53the papers you want
36:54pulverized in there?
36:59Mm-hmm.
37:00Good.
37:03Okay,
37:03now we have to line this up
37:04with the sonic firing unit,
37:06so, uh,
37:07come on,
37:08let's move it.
37:09Right over to here.
37:10Gentlemen, please.
37:12Come on.
37:22Good, good, good, good.
37:24Now, wait, wait, wait, wait,
37:25a little to the left,
37:26just a little to the left,
37:28please, thank you.
37:30Good.
37:31Good.
37:33Perfect.
37:35Now, a little to the right.
37:38Please.
37:39Come, gentlemen.
37:40Come.
37:42And now, gentlemen,
38:01we're about to prove
38:04that Harry Crellman,
38:06or Cosmo to his friends,
38:07is the creative genius of our time.
38:10Oh, you did all the work, Simon.
38:13I may be a good mechanic, but you designed the unit.
38:16Oh, but the design is only as good as the person who puts it together.
38:19Never in a million years can I have come up with this.
38:21All right, quit talking about it.
38:23Let's see it work.
38:25Right away.
38:32Stand back.
38:37That should be enough.
39:07It worked!
39:22It worked, Simon!
39:24Of course it worked.
39:25It only needed a few minor adjustments.
39:27Now, Mr. Pransky,
39:29tell your men to drop their weapons.
39:32You're as biodegradable as any garbage I've ever seen.
39:35Tell them to drop them, or they'll be sweeping you up in a dustpan.
39:40That thing takes ten seconds to work.
39:43You'll be dead first.
39:46Inside a safe, it takes ten seconds.
39:48Where you are, I'd say you're very unsafe.
39:50Oh!
39:59Oh!
40:04Oh!
40:04Oh!
40:04Oh!
40:05Whoa!
40:06Oh!
40:06Yeah!
40:07Oh!
40:12Oh!
40:12Oh!
40:14Oh!
40:14Ah!
40:14Ah!
40:44Down there, you'd be dust.
41:08Up here, Swiss cheese.
41:14All right.
41:16All right.
41:19You win.
41:25Tilly?
41:26I knew from your phone call you needed my help.
41:30Simon!
41:31Simon!
41:32I gotta tell you, of all the conventions we've ever been to together, this year's was, without
41:37a doubt, the most exciting.
41:39Why?
41:40You know, you're a very attractive woman.
41:45Oh, shoot.
41:52Don't go away.
41:55I couldn't believe it when that little fireman started chopping the ropes.
42:00I thought I was gonna blow it.
42:03Do you know how I feel at this moment?
42:05What?
42:06I don't know.
42:07I never felt like this before.
42:08Tilly!
42:09What?
42:10Yes!
42:11It's been a long time since somebody was able to do that.
42:15Simon...
42:16Moe.
42:17I mean Harry.
42:18No, Moe.
42:19I thought your name was Cosmo.
42:21It is?
42:22Cosmo, the cosmic inventor.
42:24And his trusty companion, Wizard.
42:27Ta-da!
42:28Oh!
42:29Only this isn't a comic book, is it?
42:31No, Simon.
42:32This is real.
42:33And the ultrasound is real.
42:34It works.
42:35It actually works.
42:36How did you do that, Simon?
42:37It wasn't me.
42:38It was you.
42:39Me?
42:40Oh, come on.
42:41All I did was I set up the safe.
42:43You fixed it.
42:45You are a genius.
42:47You are a mental giant.
42:49Moe.
42:50Moe.
42:51I didn't fix anything.
42:52I just pulled off a pretty good bluff, that's all.
42:55You were bluffing, Pransky.
42:57But look.
42:58This is dust.
43:00I know.
43:01You were brilliant.
43:02The way you did that switch, you gotta teach me that one.
43:04Which one?
43:05What?
43:06Well, the way you changed the papers for the dust, they didn't notice a thing.
43:09Just like you did it on the videotape.
43:11I never saw this dust before in my life.
43:14Oh, look.
43:15I said Cosmo.
43:16I said work your magic.
43:17You did it.
43:18It was perfect.
43:19Right.
43:20I didn't know what in the world you were talking about.
43:22Uh, Simon, these are the papers.
43:32Well, I guess your inventor's block is definitely over, Simon.
43:35Well, see?
43:36Just what I told you.
43:37Peace and quiet.
43:38Turns a trick every time.
43:39See?
43:40Just what I told you.
43:41Peace and quiet.
43:42Turns a trick every time.
43:44Bye.
43:45Bye-bye.
43:46Bye-bye.
43:47Oh, yeah!
43:51Oh, yeah!
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