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00:00:00Okay, time to move, Cinder Lila.
00:00:16Don't even think about asking for money to pay for your college tuition.
00:00:19You promised to pay with what he left for me.
00:00:22You promised on his deathbed.
00:00:25Your father is dead.
00:00:27Go pack up your things and get out of my house.
00:00:31Now!
00:00:37You can always crash with me.
00:00:39My place has been so empty since Mark dumped me.
00:00:42I was just really looking forward to sophomore year.
00:00:45Freshman year was really hard because of my dad being sick.
00:00:49And I have to find $60,000 before the end of summer, what, drop out and be homeless?
00:00:54I just feel like my life is over.
00:00:58Do you have anything to sell?
00:01:03My virginity.
00:01:06I know you're not talking about Sugar Daddy.
00:01:09Sugardaddies.com
00:01:10Now, interns from all over the world will be visiting our country.
00:01:17When they return home, they will speak of people of warmth and good will.
00:01:24No, it's no good.
00:01:26An American intern for an international scandal.
00:01:37How perfect.
00:01:37What?
00:01:58Shit.
00:02:00Oh.
00:02:02Milo.
00:02:05Oh my god, you did it.
00:02:08Lila, your virginity is worth more than $60,000.
00:02:16Yeah, you're right.
00:02:18Just let me take it down.
00:02:21Lila, give me your phone.
00:02:25Shane, one million dollars?
00:02:29What if one million dollars could solve all of my problems?
00:02:32What if I don't want to wait for the perfect man to deflower me?
00:02:34What if I want fun, and sex, and adventure, and to finally take control of my life?
00:02:40Oh my god, Lila, no.
00:02:41Hello?
00:02:42Oh my god, Lila, no.
00:02:43Hello?
00:02:44Thank you for accepting my bid on behalf of my brother, Rami.
00:02:48Everything has been arranged, a car, a jet, tomorrow morning, 9 AM Pacific.
00:02:49Okay.
00:02:50I have one condition.
00:02:51What's that?
00:02:52What's that?
00:02:53I'm bringing a companion.
00:02:54Oh my god, Lila, no.
00:02:55Oh my god, Lila, no.
00:02:56Oh my god, Lila, no.
00:02:57Hello?
00:02:58Hello?
00:02:59Thank you for accepting my bid on behalf of my brother, Rami.
00:03:01Everything has been arranged, a car, a jet, tomorrow morning, 9 AM Pacific.
00:03:14Okay.
00:03:15I have one condition.
00:03:16What's that?
00:03:17I'm bringing a companion.
00:03:18Ah, welcome Miss Lila, and your companion.
00:03:40Shane.
00:03:41Sure.
00:03:42I am Caleb, the younger brother of Rami.
00:03:46Nice to meet you.
00:03:48Shall we toast?
00:03:50Yeah.
00:03:54To youth, purity, and euphoria by the Persian Gulf.
00:04:00Oh wait, Persian Gulf.
00:04:02Isn't there like a war going on?
00:04:04Only if we want there to be.
00:04:06Wait, who are you really?
00:04:08You'll see.
00:04:12My brother, Rami, won't summon you.
00:04:24He likes to be desired, hunted, served.
00:04:29It takes a certain amount of skill to seduce him.
00:04:32More importantly, you are an American intern at the International Goodwill Program.
00:04:39Understood?
00:04:40Rami works at the palace, so you are to act accordingly.
00:04:46Uh, yeah.
00:04:48So, who is he anyways?
00:04:51Someone who's rich, dumb, picky.
00:04:55Good luck trying to seduce a traditional man, a California girl.
00:04:59Good man.
00:05:00Yeah.
00:05:01Come to this.
00:05:02How are you, look at this you are as handsome girl?
00:05:03Welcome to the Panda girl.
00:05:04Here.
00:05:05Hi.
00:05:07Why you?
00:05:08A little girl.
00:05:09Yeah.
00:05:10I'm not even using Java Car to help yourself.
00:05:12I'm not even looking back at all myself.
00:05:14It's gonna be technical, but I don't think it's a card.
00:05:16She knows whaterten andенныеV on doors are often paid,
00:05:17and looked at her all my love.
00:05:19It's awful to me.
00:05:20I trust you.
00:05:21I'm one of the good in the world here.
00:05:22I keep taking lots of my hobbies,
00:05:23and I'm just getting a little bit.
00:05:24There's noiring.
00:05:25Hi. I'm Rami. Welcome to our country. I'm here to guide you and instruct you. Please,
00:05:42have a seat.
00:05:44Where do we begin? Um, this book is very interesting. It was written by a famous scholar. It tells
00:06:04all about the history of our kingdom. How interesting. Um, are there any other
00:06:14interns here? No. I wanted you all to myself. How about a documentary?
00:06:35The history of our country goes back thousands of years. It is a rich history, a deep history,
00:06:41a history of people whose warmth and generosity of spirit have withstood centuries of war, famine,
00:06:48and drought. Today, the resilient people of our country are led by our majesty King Amen.
00:06:54The Queen is really pretty.
00:06:56Yes. She was my mother's best friend. Died giving birth to me. They say I look a lot like her.
00:07:06I'm so sorry. My mom died when I was ten, and then my dad just passed away about a month ago,
00:07:15I know. I'm sorry too. Wait, is that your mom? Yes. And the one on her right is me. You. Your prince?
00:07:40Having a good time wasting my time?
00:07:51Rami is an actual royal prince. When did you plan on telling me? What's your agenda? Why am I here? Why me?
00:07:58So many questions, you Americans. And I don't want to be involved in anything fishy, to be clear.
00:08:05I bought you. You work for me. Do you want to get fired and return to your country empty-handed?
00:08:13You have one job to do, okay? Any more questions get you further involved, to be clear?
00:08:19Do you really think a prince lacks women for sex? He wants more than that. It takes skills to satisfy a freak.
00:08:31Rami is not a freak.
00:08:33Aww, you're falling in love. Very well. You can enjoy your prince for today, but tomorrow night, you're gonna follow him here. To see his true nature. Maybe learn a thing or two.
00:08:54You're gonna miss him.
00:08:57Oh, you got me.
00:09:00Oh.
00:09:02Oh.
00:09:04That's... That's really strange.
00:09:06Yeah.
00:09:07That's funny.
00:09:08Amazing.
00:09:09Oh, you took his tea.
00:09:11That's...
00:09:12That's...
00:09:13That's...
00:09:14That's...
00:09:15That's...
00:09:16Hi, I'm Zack.
00:09:17Rami's friend.
00:09:18Rami's only friend.
00:09:19I have other friends.
00:09:21friends. No, you don't. Those are all royals. Nice to meet you. I'm Lila.
00:09:30What? A royal can make his own coffee, okay? Real coffee, not Americano. What do you do,
00:09:38sir? I'm a geologist. What do you, uh, geologize? Lately, I've been looking for a piece of lost
00:09:45treasure for Rami. It belongs to our neighboring kingdom, a treasure we took from them hundreds
00:09:51of years ago. Peace treaty says we were to return it last month, but mom and dad, the
00:09:55king and queen, said that we can't find it. And now we're on the brink of war. Wait, your
00:10:02two kingdoms are on the brink of war over a piece of old lost treasure? It was owned by
00:10:07one of their ancestors, Princess Vida. They think that my ancestor kidnapped and imprisoned
00:10:12her here in this palace until she died. So, there's that. Bad blood. Now, if we can't find
00:10:19the treasure and return it, Rami will have to marry their princess, Hannah, or missiles
00:10:24will fly. What is the piece of treasure? What does it look like? Glad you asked.
00:10:35A black rock? A diamond.
00:10:49This is only antique left by Princess Vida. It's been said that there's a clue inside
00:11:06which leads to the heart of the earth. But I've never been able to open it. That sounds
00:11:11broken. Just crack it open like an egg. And destroy whatever's inside? No way. It's a puzzle.
00:11:18It's a puzzle. It's a maze ball.
00:11:25You did it! Oh my god! I can't believe it! You did it!
00:11:41Thank you, Leila. Leila. But there's something inside.
00:11:55It's...
00:12:18It's a map!
00:12:23Oh my gosh, I gotta go. I need to talk to my old professor.
00:12:28Wait, Zach, can I come to you?
00:12:31Yeah, let's go!
00:12:44Do you want to hang out tonight?
00:12:48Uh, I...
00:12:54Have plans tonight.
00:12:58I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:06I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:13:08I love the way my body's running.
00:13:22I need to go.
00:13:23Are you the new girl?
00:13:51Uh, yeah, I am.
00:13:56Okay, well, let's get you changed then.
00:14:01How are you going to straight for the prince?
00:14:06Oh girl, don't tell me you have a stage fright.
00:14:09No, I want this one.
00:14:21I want this one.
00:14:31I want this one.
00:14:36I want this one.
00:14:46I want this one.
00:14:51I want this one.
00:15:07I want this one.
00:15:17I want this one.
00:15:22I want this one.
00:15:47He's not going to sleep with you, you know.
00:15:58How do you know?
00:16:00Well, he now believes sex is only for love.
00:16:04Since two years ago when he was promised the throne.
00:16:08Didn't you hear that about him?
00:16:11I think I believe the same thing.
00:16:15What are you, a virgin?
00:16:17Ila, we need to leave. Right now.
00:16:33Robbie, what's going on?
00:16:35Paparazzi.
00:16:36Paparazzi? How do they even know you're here?
00:16:38Okay.
00:16:44Huh?
00:16:45Huh?
00:16:46Huh?
00:16:47Huh?
00:16:48Huh?
00:16:48I don't know.
00:17:18What were you guys doing back there?
00:17:22What were you guys doing?
00:17:24We were working hard to break you free from an arranged marriage.
00:17:27You're welcome, your Royal Highness.
00:17:29We found where the map leads.
00:17:33Where?
00:17:35We found where the map leads.
00:17:39Where?
00:17:40Why did you go back to Burlesque?
00:17:42I thought you sold that place two years ago.
00:17:44Since Caleb nagged me about going back a few weeks ago,
00:17:46what does the map say?
00:17:47Answer my question, Zach.
00:17:49Caleb?
00:17:50Caleb wants your throne.
00:17:51Stop trashing Caleb.
00:17:53Tell me about the map.
00:17:54Where does it say?
00:17:56The palace garden.
00:17:58What?
00:17:59Let's go there now.
00:18:01Hannah's palace garden?
00:18:03Your fiance, Rami?
00:18:04The one you're supposed to visit next Monday?
00:18:06Remember?
00:18:07We are going to visit.
00:18:09Hannah heard we have an American intern
00:18:10and sent us this yesterday.
00:18:17Hannah is jealous or something?
00:18:19Of our goodwill program promoting our country to the world?
00:18:22Yes.
00:18:23She doesn't care about me.
00:18:25She doesn't care about anything but power.
00:18:28Guys,
00:18:29this is perfect.
00:18:31Welcome to our kingdom,
00:18:43especially Lila from America
00:18:46and you,
00:18:47Rami.
00:18:48Rami.
00:18:52If you want to kill the rumors of war,
00:18:55you better smile bigger than that.
00:18:57Hey guys,
00:19:23what's that?
00:19:25Whoa.
00:19:39Whoa.
00:19:39What are you doing?
00:20:02What are you doing?
00:20:05Looking at flower seeds?
00:20:09You brought a U.S. spy here?
00:20:11Guards!
00:20:22She's not a spy.
00:20:24Caleb did a background check.
00:20:25If you touch her, I'll shoot myself and that'll start the war.
00:20:28Do you want that?
00:20:29You had Caleb do a background check?
00:20:32Seriously?
00:20:34Were these the same seeds that were planted in your garden by Princess Vida?
00:20:37After she married my great, great, great...
00:20:41Who kidnapped her and stole the heart of the earth.
00:20:45If she was kidnapped, when did she have time to grab flower seeds?
00:20:48Maybe they eloped.
00:20:50Maybe there is no bad blood between you guys.
00:20:52Maybe they were in love.
00:20:54In love or not, the heart of the earth belongs to us.
00:20:58Here we go.
00:20:59Every intelligence agency we have is looking for it.
00:21:06It's been a month.
00:21:08I've been more than patient, but this is getting to be a little too much.
00:21:13We're moving our wedding up.
00:21:16Guards!
00:21:17Let's go!
00:21:17Let's go!
00:22:17I'm sorry for messing everything up.
00:22:31I was going to say the same thing.
00:22:35Maybe I should go home?
00:22:38Yeah.
00:22:40That's probably best.
00:22:41It's been a pleasure, Your Highness.
00:22:52It's been a pleasure, Your Highness.
00:23:22I can't fight this feeling, feeling.
00:23:32I can't fight this feeling, feeling.
00:23:35I'm in for the ride, Baby, you and I got history.
00:23:45Are we meant to be, or is it all alive?
00:23:51Red between the lines and the same thing.
00:23:54Ain't how it's supposed to be, no.
00:23:57You know that I want it, but I can feel your vibe.
00:24:01You keep pulling, pushing on me.
00:24:04All this time I sacrifice, but you want it when you want it.
00:24:08It's on me when it's right for you.
00:24:12I just got this feeling that I'm on today.
00:24:17I just got this feeling you're going to take it away.
00:24:22I just got this feeling you don't say what you mean.
00:24:27I just hate this feeling, but I can't fight this feeling.
00:24:31I can't fight this feeling, oh my.
00:24:34What do you want?
00:24:43You.
00:24:45No more pretending, Romeo.
00:24:49No more games.
00:24:52Just be yourself.
00:24:54Take away your girl.
00:24:56No more games.
00:24:57I can feel your vibe.
00:24:58You keep pulling, pushing on me.
00:25:00All this time I sacrifice, but you want it when you want it.
00:25:05It's only when I cry for you.
00:25:10I just got this feeling that I'm in so deep.
00:25:15I just got this feeling you're going to take it away.
00:25:19I just got this feeling you don't say what you mean.
00:25:23I just hate this feeling, but I can't fight this feeling.
00:25:28I can't fight this feeling no more.
00:25:32I just got this feeling you're going to take it away.
00:25:50Good afternoon.
00:25:52Dredging by the mess, I'd say Rami spent the last three nights here.
00:25:58A million dollars has been sitting in your account for the past 72 hours.
00:26:01You've overstayed.
00:26:02It's time to go home.
00:26:04I want to say goodbye to Rami before I go.
00:26:07Oh, I get it.
00:26:09He turned you into a woman, so of course you're in love with him.
00:26:12But can a prince be in love with a girl who sold her virginity online?
00:26:17What the hell, Rami doesn't know you bought my...
00:26:22Oh my god, how could you do that?
00:26:23The scandal could ruin him.
00:26:25That's what you wanted, isn't it?
00:26:29You motherfucker.
00:26:31Good morning.
00:26:46Good morning.
00:26:47Good morning.
00:26:52Rami, I need to tell you something.
00:26:54This is why I was brought here.
00:27:03Caleb put a million dollars on me and he told me that you wanted to be pursued and that
00:27:12you wanted me.
00:27:13But he lied to both of us and he's scheming something behind your back.
00:27:16Stop.
00:27:22Why are you still here then?
00:27:26Because I'm here to...
00:27:29say goodbye.
00:27:31Um...
00:27:32the deal's done.
00:27:34I'm going home.
00:27:39I'm asking you...
00:27:41why didn't you leave three days ago?
00:27:44I, um...
00:27:46I, um...
00:27:50I find myself, uh...
00:27:52feeling...
00:27:53very sorry.
00:27:54No, you're not.
00:27:58You feel something else here.
00:28:02I feel it too.
00:28:06Stay here...
00:28:11until you can tell me.
00:28:13and yourself...
00:28:15the real reason why you're still here.
00:28:23Or feel free to leave.
00:28:25If you find nothing real here.
00:28:29until then...
00:28:40I don't want to see you.
00:28:42you.
00:28:54Ah, Princess Hannah.
00:29:06You looked awful playing house with Rami on TV.
00:29:10Zero chemistry.
00:29:11It'd be much better with me.
00:29:12What brought you here, Princess Hannah?
00:29:17Where is your American girlfriend?
00:29:20She's not my girlfriend.
00:29:22You know my type.
00:29:23Ah, strippers.
00:29:25It's burlesque, okay?
00:29:29It's a fine art.
00:29:31And besides, Rami dragged me there.
00:29:33Did you invite Lila here because she's Rami's type?
00:29:39Oh, please, Caleb, stop drooling over the throne.
00:29:42You're not built for it.
00:29:45Nobody would take you seriously.
00:29:48You know, I did some investigating over the last three days.
00:29:50I know everything.
00:29:56I'm here to talk to Lila.
00:29:57Even if you and Rami are in love.
00:30:08Is that what he said?
00:30:09You have to leave now.
00:30:11Do you really want a million dollar sex scandal to ruin him, his country, and mine?
00:30:15I am going to marry him, and I am going to be the future queen.
00:30:19Do you really want to be in my way?
00:30:22Do you even love him?
00:30:24Royals don't marry for love.
00:30:26We married for power.
00:30:27Shane, why didn't you answer my calls?
00:30:46Whatever, you need to pack up.
00:30:47What?
00:30:48Why?
00:30:49When?
00:30:50Now, I'm serious.
00:30:51There's a car in the driveway.
00:30:52There's a jet on the runway.
00:30:53Can you just talk about it when we get home?
00:30:54But I...
00:30:56I found someone.
00:30:59What do you mean, you found someone?
00:31:04Hi, Lila.
00:31:06Guess I'm out now.
00:31:08Zach, you're...
00:31:10You guys are...
00:31:11I'm staying.
00:31:14I'm sorry, Lila.
00:31:16I'm...
00:31:17We're in love.
00:31:19Oh.
00:31:24You guys found love, too.
00:31:25Congratulations.
00:31:30Wait, Lila.
00:31:35Two?
00:31:40No one can defeat Hannah.
00:31:42I've known that since I was six.
00:31:44Caleb, can I speak to Rami in private before I go?
00:31:47Do this one thing for me.
00:31:49You can see him as much as you like.
00:31:50Tell me whatever it is, I'll do it.
00:31:52Please.
00:31:53Tell him to denounce the throne, and I'll give you a billion dollars.
00:31:58Just think about it.
00:31:59Okay?
00:32:00Why did you auction your virginity in the first place?
00:32:03Was it to pay for college?
00:32:05For what?
00:32:05To get a new job?
00:32:06To buy a big house?
00:32:08How big?
00:32:08How much money do you think you'll have to earn the rest of your life?
00:32:13I'm offering you a billion dollars.
00:32:16I would never do that to Rami.
00:32:18Even for a billion dollars?
00:32:19You should check your bank account.
00:32:20I've already returned your money.
00:32:23What?
00:32:24Why?
00:32:24What?
00:32:25Because I love him.
00:32:27I love Rami.
00:32:28I love Rami.
00:32:38Get my plane ready.
00:33:08I'm going after her.
00:33:09Yes, your royal highness.
00:33:11No.
00:33:12No?
00:33:13I'm the prince.
00:33:15And I am king.
00:33:19And I am king.
00:33:25You're forsaking the throne for a woman?
00:33:28An American one?
00:33:30Father, I'm not forsaking the throne.
00:33:33It's something personal.
00:33:35Do you want me to suspend your royal accounts and your passport?
00:33:40Dad, don't treat me like I'm six.
00:33:42Then prove it.
00:33:43I want this idiot to replace you.
00:33:45No, of course not.
00:33:48I didn't mean to call you an idiot, Caleb.
00:33:50I was just saying, I love my job, and I don't want to lose it.
00:33:58But I also, I'm sorry if I cause trouble, Dad.
00:34:05But I'm not sorry for-
00:34:07Not sorry for what?
00:34:08Not sorry for love?
00:34:10Pull up.
00:34:10You return the money?
00:34:36Are you crazy?
00:34:37I thought you guys weren't coming.
00:34:39There are things we can do in America that we can't do here.
00:34:43Like what?
00:34:45Get married.
00:34:45We're married.
00:35:09Good morning.
00:35:12I can't believe my best friend's married!
00:35:30I'm cheating on her you son of a bitch!
00:35:35I'm cheating on your wife? With a man? With a man?
00:35:39Zach, why are you here? Why are you here?
00:35:56Chain? Oh my god, Chain!
00:36:00Wait, where's Zach?
00:36:02I'm talking to the police.
00:36:05Who did this to you?
00:36:06Lila, it was Rami.
00:36:10Rami? Why would it be Rami?
00:36:13I don't know. I think he thinks that we're together and I'm cheating on you with Zach.
00:36:18What?
00:36:20Lila, he came all the way here for you.
00:36:23For me?
00:36:26He must really love you. I saw it in his eyes.
00:36:29Police said they released Rami, but I can't find him.
00:36:35But I can't find him.
00:36:53Snow!
00:36:55What the hell are you doing here?
00:36:56To say I'm sorry.
00:37:01How'd you know this was my stepmom's house?
00:37:04Your spies?
00:37:08You wrote the address on every one of your forms for your internship.
00:37:12Where is everyone? I'd love to meet your family.
00:37:14Yeah, they're not my family.
00:37:17They're on a cruise spending all of my father's life savings.
00:37:21How do you think I snuck in?
00:37:25I heard you gave up a million dollars?
00:37:28Yeah, for an idiot who almost killed my best friend.
00:37:32Thought he was cheating on you.
00:37:35Well, you could have talked to him.
00:37:38What the hell is wrong with you?
00:37:42Everything. Without you.
00:38:01I don't know.
00:38:03You could have been killed.
00:38:05I thought, well, you could have taken care of this,
00:38:06but I won't be against him.
00:38:08No, no.
00:38:10I don't know.
00:38:12I'm sorry.
00:38:13I'm pregnant.
00:38:15I, you know.
00:38:17I'm pregnant.
00:38:18I'm pregnant.
00:38:20I'm pregnant.
00:38:22I'm pregnant.
00:38:24I'm pregnant.
00:38:26He died.
00:38:28I'm pregnant.
00:38:30I'm pregnant.
00:38:31Good morning.
00:38:38Good morning.
00:38:42And what are you going to do when your family comes back?
00:38:46I heard Shane and Zach are moving in together, and someone didn't want to be a third wheel.
00:38:54I don't know.
00:38:55I'll figure it out.
00:38:57Don't worry.
00:39:01Mmm. Coffee's so good.
00:39:05You can have that every morning for the rest of your life, if you'd like.
00:39:21Rami, listen.
00:39:23I can't be the reason you abandoned your family, or your throne, or your country.
00:39:29None of those things should stand in the way of love and freedom.
00:39:37If you don't marry Hannah, your country will go to war.
00:39:41That's just too much responsibility to put on me.
00:39:44I won't let that happen.
00:39:47Zach and I are so close to locating the heart of the earth.
00:39:50It's the only trigger for war now.
00:39:52No. You were right.
00:39:55Princess Vida was never a prisoner.
00:39:57She eloped with the one she loved, and lived a happy life in our palace.
00:40:03More evidence is popping up.
00:40:05People are talking about it.
00:40:07Thanks to you.
00:40:10Our palace?
00:40:11Lila, would you consider being my queen one day?
00:40:25Huh?
00:40:26I thought you'd get rich and never come back here again.
00:40:47I changed my mind.
00:40:48What happened? You get knocked up or something?
00:40:51By this guy?
00:40:52No, why would you even assume that?
00:40:53Because you're too dumb for anything else.
00:40:56Who the hell is he, anyway?
00:40:59Nice to meet you, Ian. I'm Rami.
00:41:03Nice job trapping a dude out of your league, sis.
00:41:06How'd you do it?
00:41:08I wish that was true, but I'm the one pursuing her, actually.
00:41:14Get the fuck off my property, you trespassers!
00:41:20Get the fuck off my property, you trespassers!
00:41:23We need a place to stay just for a few days.
00:41:29What do you think? My house is a hotel or something?
00:41:32Nothing wrong with that if she does.
00:41:34As long as they're paying, this dude looks rich.
00:41:38And familiar.
00:41:41Nice to meet you too, Delilah.
00:41:43It's a very American way of greeting.
00:41:45Oh, now what?
00:42:06Who is this?
00:42:07Found this restaurant online.
00:42:17It has very good reviews.
00:42:19Didn't know their catering service was so dramatic.
00:42:23I just click premium for everything.
00:42:27How much food did you order?
00:42:29It's enough for a party.
00:42:30Exactly.
00:42:31We're having a party.
00:42:33I invited everyone.
00:42:44Congratulations again, guys.
00:42:46Sorry for the bloody nose.
00:42:49Shane, thank you for not pressing charges.
00:42:52You're welcome.
00:42:52Just be good, Delilah.
00:42:55And we'll be good.
00:43:00And thank you, Delilah, for not hitting me with the bat.
00:43:05I hope you enjoy the food.
00:43:07It was alright.
00:43:12It's the last dinner you'll have in this house.
00:43:14Excuse me?
00:43:19Oh, this house belongs to Delilah's father.
00:43:22It's hers now.
00:43:23According to his will.
00:43:24Hire a lawyer better than the best.
00:43:27Because the best ones all work for me.
00:43:30If you don't hurry up and move,
00:43:32they will hunt you down for the money you owe Delilah.
00:43:36Even after you come out of prison.
00:43:38Until the day you die.
00:43:44We are fucked, Ma.
00:44:05This guy's a royal prince.
00:44:08A royal prince who wants to marry your wonderful stepdaughter.
00:44:12Whom you have massively mistreated.
00:44:14So pack up and get out of our house.
00:44:17Now.
00:44:23Rami, what did you say?
00:44:44My love?
00:44:53My love?
00:44:59Will you marry me?
00:45:07Wait.
00:45:08Promise I won't start a war.
00:45:10I promise you won't start a war.
00:45:19Okay, then.
00:45:20Yes, yes, yes.
00:45:20I will.
00:45:21You're welcome.
00:45:21I'm sorry.
00:45:22See ya, suckers.
00:45:43First you, now me.
00:45:52News updates.
00:45:53Guys, hold on, hold on.
00:45:59News updates.
00:46:00Guys, hold on, hold on.
00:46:01The king gave a speech this morning rebuking his son, Prince Rami, for his, quote, irresponsible
00:46:06choice of romance over his duty.
00:46:09Everyone is asking one question.
00:46:11Where is Rami?
00:46:14He sounds under threat.
00:46:16Yeah, I must have threatened war.
00:46:19Time to work.
00:46:20In less than 24 hours, Central City citizens are in a panic after a gun battle erupts onto
00:46:25their busy streets.
00:46:32What do you mean by useless?
00:46:34Charlie is an AI that can detect the gravitational pull of diamonds.
00:46:37I've been feeding him all the good stuff so he can find us the heart of the earth.
00:46:41Within?
00:46:42One mile so far.
00:46:44One mile?
00:46:45That's your breakthrough, Zach?
00:46:46It's been two months.
00:46:47Okay, okay, all right.
00:46:51We've been here for four hours.
00:46:53We need to get some fresh air.
00:46:56Come on, move.
00:46:58Come on.
00:47:17Hey, man.
00:47:27Congrats.
00:47:28I'm so happy for you two.
00:47:31Thanks.
00:47:32Appreciate it.
00:47:33Hey, I was also thinking, what if Hannah was lying about the stone?
00:47:37Hannah is a lot of things, but she's not a liar.
00:47:45Hey, can I ask you something?
00:47:49What if Rami's family lied, kept the heart of the earth, and hid it somewhere?
00:47:55Rami believes they didn't.
00:47:57Like he believes Caleb is a good guy.
00:47:59He loves his family too much.
00:48:03What if it's no longer in one piece?
00:48:05Say that again?
00:48:25A forecast mostly sunny skies today with brisk easterly winds.
00:48:28Expect a high near 52 degrees.
00:48:30Clear tonight with a low near 51.
00:48:35Congratulations on the engagement.
00:48:41Caleb, calling paparazzi only makes us look bad.
00:48:45Things are tense right now, and we shouldn't.
00:48:46Says the one who ditched the princess.
00:48:49Mother, I'm working on finding the heart of the earth and it'll solve all of our problems.
00:48:53Oh, quit thinking that a fairy tale treasure hunt will solve all of our problems.
00:48:57Your father and I are done with the national humiliation.
00:49:00They deserve nothing but a war.
00:49:01You know what could solve all of our problems?
00:49:04Marriage with a new heir.
00:49:06Who backstabbed his brother?
00:49:08Oh, you found out about that?
00:49:11Sorry, bro.
00:49:13Where's my father?
00:49:16Preparing for his TV announcement tomorrow.
00:49:19A prince is supposed to be a peacemaker.
00:49:28It brings me no joy.
00:49:30In fact, it pains my very heart to say.
00:49:33But due to Prince Rami's recent reckless actions, he is no longer fit for the role.
00:49:38So, I'd like to announce that Caleb is the new heir of parents.
00:49:50Father, why didn't you announce me and Hannah's engagement?
00:49:54Ha ha ha!
00:49:56Oh, that's not a joke.
00:49:59What made you think I'd say that?
00:50:01Because she wants to be a future queen.
00:50:03Who said you'd be the future king, is that?
00:50:05He did, my father the king.
00:50:07He just said it.
00:50:10Look, son, I love you.
00:50:11But you're not built for this.
00:50:13Okay?
00:50:13People don't take you seriously.
00:50:15I said what needed to be said to bring Rami home.
00:50:26Ah.
00:50:31Ah.
00:50:31Ah.
00:50:31Ah.
00:50:31Ah.
00:50:31Ah.
00:50:31Ah.
00:50:31Ah.
00:50:31Ah.
00:50:32Ah.
00:50:32Ah.
00:50:32Ah.
00:50:32Ah.
00:50:32Ah.
00:50:32Ah.
00:50:32Ah.
00:50:32Ah.
00:50:33Ah.
00:50:33Ah.
00:50:33Ah.
00:50:34Ah.
00:50:35Ah.
00:50:44How long have you been watching this crap?
00:50:48You should get some soup.
00:50:53Rami and Zach have been working for 72 hours nonstop.
00:50:57And I just wish there was something I could do.
00:51:01And people are so mean.
00:51:03People hate because they don't know the truth.
00:51:10Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:51:14I mean, if they saw him as a human, they would see that he just wants love.
00:51:21You know what?
00:51:21You're right.
00:51:22People deserve to hear the truth.
00:51:24They need to hear my side of the story.
00:51:26They need to hear my side of the story.
00:51:27Yeah.
00:51:27What do you mean?
00:51:29Ah.
00:51:33Here we go.
00:51:34Oh, dear God.
00:51:38Live in three, two...
00:51:42I just wanted to clarify a few things.
00:51:47Live in three, two...
00:51:49I just wanted to clarify a few things.
00:51:53First, it was my decision to auction my virginity online.
00:51:58No one told me to do that or forced me to do it.
00:52:02Second, I know it's not the best way to meet somebody,
00:52:06but Rami's my true love.
00:52:10He's the one.
00:52:12And third, I realize now that I didn't do it for the money.
00:52:19I did it because I wanted adventure.
00:52:29Oh god, what did I do?
00:52:32It'll be alright.
00:52:39Hello?
00:52:42Okay. Stand in line, asshole.
00:52:45You're not the only one who wants to kill Lila Downs.
00:52:49Rami, I'm sorry I messed up.
00:52:57Hey, don't be. You're brave. I'm so proud of you.
00:53:05No Shane, don't answer.
00:53:07I'm so sorry. Yes, yes.
00:53:08Hey. I don't have much time so I'll cut right to the chase. I saw your online confession and I love it.
00:53:21I want you and your Prince Charming over here to come on my show for a sit down.
00:53:27We'll set the record straight and turn you into global sensations. How does that sound?
00:53:33Welcome to The Talk. Aria here with Lila and Prince Rami.
00:53:47Lila, let's talk about the night you auctioned your virginity. What happened?
00:54:05Well, my father passed away recently and I was getting kicked out of my house. I was going to have to drop out of college because I didn't have a penny to my name and I had nothing to sell.
00:54:20Well, except, you know, I was desperate until Prince Rami bid one million dollars.
00:54:30Technically, no. My half brother Caleb, who I loved and trusted, bid for me in hopes that a scandal would explode in my face.
00:54:40So is it really possible he may dethrone you?
00:54:46He will if I don't return home to marry Princess Hannah.
00:54:50But a king who doesn't have the freedom to marry who he loves is not a true king.
00:54:57It's not what I want.
00:54:59Lila, do you want to be queen?
00:55:01I just want what's best for Rami and us, including our baby.
00:55:12What? That's amazing.
00:55:15I just found out I was pregnant this morning.
00:55:18I love you.
00:55:20I love you too.
00:55:22You heard it here first. Prince Rami and Lila are having a baby. Congratulations.
00:55:32I'll be right back.
00:55:41Let's cut to commercial.
00:55:50Congratulations. Oh my God. That's wonderful for you and for my show.
00:55:56Thanks. It was really a surprise.
00:55:58Surprise.
00:56:00Do you know where the bathroom is? Lila's been in there for a while. I want to make sure everything is alright.
00:56:04Yeah, I noticed it too. So I sent my assistant in a minute ago to check on her.
00:56:08Lila left.
00:56:10Left? With who?
00:56:13Your sister. I don't know if she said she was your sister.
00:56:17I don't have a sister.
00:56:19Should we call 911?
00:56:20Caleb, I'm going to kill you.
00:56:27Trust me, brother. It's not me. But I'm pretty sure who did it. Can we talk?
00:56:32Hey! Get me out of here! Get me crazy! Get me out of here! Get me out of here!
00:56:38Get me out of here!
00:56:40Oh my God, shut up!
00:56:42Are you crazy? What do you want?
00:56:43What do you mean am I crazy? This is nothing compared to what other people have done in the history of monarchy.
00:56:50And if you want to be your royal, you better do your homework.
00:56:53I'm a nobody. Why would you kidnap me?
00:56:56You're right. You are a nobody. But what's in your belly is an heir, which makes the perfect hostage for peace.
00:57:03You think you can get away with this? My phone's trapped. Rami's probably on his way to rescue me right now.
00:57:08Oh my God, you mean this phone?
00:57:14Now it's off.
00:57:17You know, I think I finally understand what you and Rami have in common.
00:57:21Honesty and stupidity.
00:57:27Rami! Help!
00:57:31There you go. The tracker only turns on when our phone is off.
00:57:39Based on the coordinates I see and everything you told me, it should be there.
00:57:46No, no, no. This doesn't make sense.
00:57:49Do you know where this is, Professor?
00:57:52This is the most impossible place on the earth where the stone can be.
00:57:55It explains everything.
00:57:57What the hell are you doing here?
00:58:14Rami, let's have a brother-to-brother talk, okay?
00:58:18Do you have any idea what your mom did? What Hannah did? Or what you've done?
00:58:27I didn't know she was going to take it that far, okay?
00:58:30Never even wanted to be king.
00:58:33I was just obsessed.
00:58:35I don't give a fuck about what you're obsessed with, Caleb!
00:58:36Rami, just give me one more chance, man.
00:58:43I swear, this will be the last time.
00:58:45We're landing.
00:59:00Are you sure you don't want me to come with you after?
00:59:03Neither of us has time to wait.
00:59:05Go save your lady and your kid. I'll go get the stone. I got this. We got this.
00:59:10Alright. Caleb and I will drop you off. Then go to Hannah's.
00:59:16If you find it, bring it to us immediately.
00:59:19You will take me to Hannah's palace as a show of friendship and apology.
00:59:25Then I'll sneak off and find Lila.
00:59:28How are you planning on doing that?
00:59:31I'll improvise.
00:59:34Why do you trust this guy again?
00:59:38He's family.
00:59:41You put a lot of trust in family.
00:59:43Unlike you Americans, we actually forgive our brothers.
00:59:47This is the last time, Caleb.
00:59:49If it wasn't for-
00:59:50If it wasn't for me, what?
00:59:51You'd be happily married to Hannah?
01:00:10The tracker says Lila's this way.
01:00:20Okay, cool.
01:00:21I got this. It's show time.
01:00:23The tracker says Lila's this way.
01:00:24Okay, cool.
01:00:25I got this. It's show time.
01:00:27The tracker says let us this way.
01:00:33Okay, cool.
01:00:37I got this. It's showtime.
01:00:48Oh, Hannah. Haven't seen you in a while.
01:00:51What are you doing here?
01:00:53I have something to tell you.
01:00:56About an epiphany I had.
01:00:59Is it something I'd care about?
01:01:02You're a royal black sheep.
01:01:05You get to do what you want.
01:01:07Follow your dreams, be who you are.
01:01:11Total freedom.
01:01:13Why are you just realizing this now?
01:01:16Because...
01:01:20I'm thirsty.
01:01:23Want to talk about it over tea?
01:01:26Come on!
01:01:29Oh my god, are you okay?
01:01:46Uh-huh.
01:01:47You found me.
01:01:48It's fine.
01:01:49I'm so sorry.
01:01:50I'm okay.
01:01:51I'm okay.
01:01:52I'm okay.
01:01:53I'm okay.
01:01:54You found me.
01:01:55I missed you.
01:01:56I missed you.
01:01:57I missed you.
01:01:58Oh my god.
01:01:59You can't feel something.
01:02:01What a party.
01:02:05Hina, let us go, please.
01:02:07I'm pregnant.
01:02:09I know.
01:02:10Why am I not feeding you enough?
01:02:11Chef?
01:02:12No, that's not what I meant.
01:02:14If I let you go, what do I get?
01:02:17Will I still get to be your queen, Rami?
01:02:20I'll find and return the heart of the earth
01:02:23and the oral concessions my father took from you.
01:02:25So many workarounds.
01:02:28I mean, put the crown on my head and all of our problems go away.
01:02:31Shared resources, shared peace, your lady and your kid will be safe as well.
01:02:36I mean, why is this so hard for you?
01:02:39No.
01:02:40You can take my life if you want.
01:02:42Rami, no.
01:02:43But I'm not marrying anyone except Lila.
01:02:46You won't be happy, Hanna.
01:02:48You don't love him.
01:02:49Enough.
01:02:50You guys call yourself princes.
01:02:52You're acting like children.
01:02:54Says the most childish one here.
01:02:56No.
01:02:57No.
01:02:58No.
01:02:59No.
01:03:00No.
01:03:01No.
01:03:02No.
01:03:03No.
01:03:04No.
01:03:05No.
01:03:06No.
01:03:07No.
01:03:08No.
01:03:09No.
01:03:14Good work!
01:03:15Yeah, keep going.
01:03:26Are you sure about this?
01:03:45I don't want to get shot.
01:03:46And you think I do?
01:03:47Hurry!
01:03:48Holy shit!
01:04:06Your Majesty, did you break the heart of the earth into little pieces?
01:04:18It's a diamond.
01:04:19Diamonds are for jewelry, not for politics.
01:04:21Aw, she stripped off all the black.
01:04:24Now it's just a dumb diamond.
01:04:26If anyone finds out what you did...
01:04:28They're not going to.
01:04:48Oh, there were two men in my bedroom and they tried to steal my crown and I shot them.
01:04:58Your Majesty, the crown is gone.
01:05:01You stole a stone?
01:05:02Do you know you almost started a war?
01:05:08Guards!
01:05:09Take her away!
01:05:10Get your hands off of me!
01:05:15Who do you think you are?
01:05:16I'm the Queen!
01:05:17Get up!
01:05:18I'm the Queen!
01:05:19Get up!
01:05:20Get up!
01:05:21Oh my gosh, you shot us!
01:05:22Oh my gosh, you shot us!
01:05:23I'm the Queen!
01:05:24Get up!
01:05:25Oh my gosh, you shot us!
01:05:26How are we getting the hands?
01:05:27We're dry.
01:05:28We're dry.
01:05:29We're dry.
01:05:30We're dry.
01:05:37Drive?
01:05:39That's what we are having.
01:05:40We your safety.
01:05:54It takes 45 minutes to do a 147 year.
01:05:57This is the last 5 guess?
01:05:58It takes 45 minutes to drive, and two hours by airplane.
01:06:01The rails are weird.
01:06:02Let's go!
01:06:05Get out of my way!
01:06:08Or what?
01:06:09Are you gonna shoot me?
01:06:10Or Rami?
01:06:11Or the pregnant white American girl?
01:06:13America means trouble.
01:06:22For my brother, my future nephew, and all the mess I made.
01:06:28Let's do this.
01:06:33Get off me!
01:06:35You bastards!
01:06:36This is my house!
01:06:41Let me go.
01:06:42All of you are dead today, especially you, Caleb.
01:06:45Together with you?
01:06:46That's not the worst thing you know.
01:06:48I've had a crush on you since I was six.
01:06:50Well, that's interesting, because that's when I started hating you.
01:06:53Put her in here.
01:06:58It's okay.
01:06:59I got this.
01:07:00Take this, bro.
01:07:01Wait, is this the right door?
01:07:03I think that's what Zach told me.
01:07:04Well, it's now or never.
01:07:05Shane!
01:07:06Lila, hurry!
01:07:07Um...
01:07:08Uh huh...
01:07:09...
01:07:14Wait, is this the right door?
01:07:16I think that's what Zach told me.
01:07:17Well it's now or never.
01:07:20Shane!
01:07:21Lila, hurry!
01:07:22Well, it's now or never.
01:07:28Shane!
01:07:29Lila, hurry!
01:07:34Doc, drive!
01:07:35Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
01:07:44This is your pilot speaking.
01:07:46I'm sorry to say there's been a slight delay.
01:07:48We should be off in about, uh, five minutes.
01:07:52I'm sorry.
01:08:17Sorry again about that delay, folks.
01:08:22We are now cruising at 35,000 feet.
01:08:25Sit back, relax, and enjoy the rest of the flight.
01:08:28Thank you, of course.
01:08:29Here you are.
01:08:31So, this is commercial.
01:08:34What's the point complaining about it's not so bad?
01:08:38What do you get from all this?
01:08:39Oh my god.
01:08:40I'm sorry.
01:08:41Oh my god.
01:08:42I'm sorry.
01:08:43Oh my god.
01:08:44I'm sorry.
01:08:45Oh my god.
01:08:46So, this is commercial?
01:08:48What's the point complaining about it's not so bad?
01:09:06What do you get from all this?
01:09:09I get my revenge
01:09:11from when you held me hostage in the closet when we were six.
01:09:15Worst play date ever.
01:09:19What the hell? I could have shot you.
01:09:21Isn't that what you wanted?
01:09:23No. I'm not a monster like you.
01:09:25You are exactly a monster like me.
01:09:36Whoa! Seven minutes in heaven? I can come back later.
01:09:40Wait, is that my mom's crown?
01:09:46It's the heart of the earth.
01:09:47Your mom broke it into pieces.
01:09:49I can't make you my queen.
01:09:59But I can give you this crown.
01:10:04My princess.
01:10:06Will you marry me?
01:10:07Yes!
01:10:11Whoa!
01:10:12Oh!
01:10:13Oh!
01:10:14Oh!
01:10:15Oh!
01:10:16Oh!
01:10:17Oh!
01:10:27Welcome to the talk.
01:10:28Arya here.
01:10:29Peace has been restored in the Persian Gulf with the return of the heart of the earth.
01:10:33And a surprise marriage between Prince Kaelin and Princess Hannah.
01:10:38Some questions remain.
01:10:40Where is Rami?
01:10:41And who will take the throne?
01:10:43The throne.
01:11:00Rami, my son.
01:11:04Which do you prefer?
01:11:06Freedom or the throne?
01:11:09Father, I think it's best to...
01:11:14I was asking you, young lady.
01:11:16Me?
01:11:17Because I see a...
01:11:18I want to be queen!
01:11:19I...
01:11:22I...
01:11:26I...
01:11:31...
01:11:35KATHY
01:11:44TODAY
01:11:49Peace, classic melodies, I just wanna be free
01:11:54I'm sorry, darling, I can't breathe
01:11:58There's no room for us, there's no room for us
01:12:02I said, darling, can you see
01:12:06There's no room for us, there's no room
01:12:11Now I've lost, I'm cheated
01:12:14It wasn't you
01:12:17It wasn't you
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