00:01Don't you hate it when company shows up without calling first?
00:07Bendo! Signal Godzilla again!
00:09I never stopped!
00:10Maybe he's in the shower.
00:18We're sitting ducks!
00:30What is this?
00:31Ammonium nitrate! Lethal!
00:33Didn't need to know that last part!
00:37Where is Godzilla?
01:00John.
01:17We're still here.
01:20Let's go.
01:50Let's go.
02:20Let's go.
02:27I never thought Staten Island could smell so good.
02:31How does it look?
02:39Good for us, not so good for them.
02:42Take us down!
02:43You crazy?
02:44Do it, or you'll be flying to the unemployment office.
02:48I don't get it.
03:06Why wasn't I Beetle Chow?
03:08It took off like a dog, heating his master's call.
03:11Heating?
03:12Remind me to delete that thesaurus from your hard drive.
03:15Love what you guys have done with the place.
03:23Just a little B-roll for the five o'clock.
03:29Mendel, any progress on the Godzilla cam?
03:33Nearly operational.
03:35Nick, earlier when I sort of, you know...
03:40Froze up?
03:42Forget it, Mendel.
03:43No one even noticed.
03:44You did?
03:48French for fools.
03:52Now we're running at my speed.
03:56Mine too.
03:58Check it out.
03:58Uh, Monique, my chérie.
04:02Pouille-je verser du fromage sur sa tête?
04:05Uh, thank you.
04:07No.
04:10What'd he say?
04:11He politely asked me if I wanted cheese pulled over my head.
04:17Smooth.
04:20By the way, you're welcome.
04:22Oh, I'm sorry.
04:24I'm just a little preoccupied.
04:26Thanks for the rescue.
04:28Ha!
04:31Godzilla cam is operational.
04:35Something's wrong.
04:37Those deep grooves in the floor.
04:39Mendel, can you replay the footage from this morning?
04:43You can count on me.
04:46Starting at about 6 a.m.
04:51There!
04:58Professionals.
05:0811.09 a.m.
05:10Same time as the Beatle concert.
05:12It was a diversion.
05:14Courtesy of whom?
05:15Mendel, freeze.
05:16Right there.
05:18Zoom in.
05:19Oh, now there's a candidate for America's Most Wanted.
05:26Animal, do you have the tape we shot at the docks on Tuesday?
05:29Yeah, it's in my bag.
05:34Well, that rental's two months overdue.
05:36Animal.
05:38Here you go.
05:41Mendel, can you give me a split screen?
05:43There, freeze it.
05:47Zoom in on him.
05:50That's the same dude.
05:52Yeah.
05:52Humpty Dumpty looks familiar, too.
05:55Maximilian Spiel.
05:56The promoter?
05:57Boxing matches, wrestling, stunt shows.
06:00The bigger and badder, the better.
06:02Scarface is Carl Josephson, Spiel's bodyguard.
06:05We've been working on a story for weeks about Spiel's shady business practices.
06:09Tell me about the ship.
06:11Spiel named it The Greatest.
06:13Subtle, huh?
06:14According to the Port Authority, she was empty when she docked.
06:17Bet she was carrying a full load back out to sea.
06:20Godzilla?
06:22Any chance you know where The Greatest was headed?
06:30Spiel bought this island a few years ago.
06:32It was a nature reserve.
06:34That's a lot of firepower to protect the field of dandelions.
06:37Something big's going down.
06:39We need to move in for a closer look.
06:40Any ideas?
06:43Um, well, in a situation like this...
06:46No, no, save your breath, Doc.
06:47I got it covered.
06:57Uncle Sam calls this econ satellite secure?
07:00Heh.
07:04Question.
07:06What's the domed building?
07:07Answer.
07:08The best spot to hide a 30-story lizard.
07:11Uh, Monique, avez-vous un vache dans votre banoir?
07:31Uh, first of all, I do not own a cow.
07:34And second, that is too cruel to even consider.
07:41This better come with a money-back guarantee.
07:47Status.
07:48With the silencers around the tailpipes, even the sharks won't know we're here.
07:52Sharks?
07:52Randy and Monique on number one.
07:55Elsie and I on two.
07:57How do I get to shore?
07:58You don't.
08:00Stay on board.
08:00Work the satellite picks and talk us through the compound.
08:03I want to be where the action is.
08:05Since when?
08:06But, Nick.
08:10Sorry, Mendel.
08:10You're needed here.
08:16Nick?
08:17Where's our ride?
08:19The deal was you and Animal would accompany us to the island, not onto it.
08:24Don't you think I can handle myself?
08:26Careful, jefe.
08:27Trick question.
08:28We'll be back soon.
08:29Ah, Sleeping Beauty awakens.
08:53He's blowing me a kiss.
09:05There is no way out.
09:19Oh, I know you're going to give me a great show.
09:23If I wanted to watch TV, I could have stayed home.
09:30I want my exclusive.
09:34Patrol boats closing in.
09:35West-northwest and through southeast.
09:39Fill your ballasts.
09:40Phillies.
09:41Oh, beautiful.
09:48Ooh.
10:03Maarlaarmoor.
10:06Laarmoor.
10:06I don't know what to do.
10:36you guys okay oh yeah just peachy looks like you're clear all the way to the island
10:46whoa check this out i was up linking the network satellite when i tuned into this
10:53it's some sort of closed circuit video feed emanating from the island that's what the dome
11:00is for spiel's version of the ultimate heavyweight bout and something tells me this isn't the main
11:06event
11:06vick spiel's staging a gladiator grudge match a giant shrew and a centipede are going toe to toes
11:21any sign of godzilla i see the shadow of something big in the side holding pen
11:25but i'm not sure if it's him it's him godzilla's always rescuing us time to return the favor
11:33this stops the time we flew up to nova scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun
11:43for one hundred thousand dollars it is better mendel i don't see a way to get in don't you
11:49worry about that nick mendel craven is all over it
11:52two possibilities delivery entrance around the northwest corner of the dome or a manhole a few
11:59hundred yards east keep your com links open elsie and i will try the back door
12:04what about us
12:06i had to ask
12:14heat seeker do you copy
12:18the tunnel is blocking communications we are on our own ah alone at last in a sewer
12:27exclusive uniform services say hello to our backstage passes
12:37get me mr spiel we must be getting closer i hope so this gunk is ruining my
12:55chateaux chateaux means castles i knew that that noise it sounds like
13:01it's jammed isn't it
13:15dive
13:16it's jammed isn't it
13:26mendel we're in i'd love a sparkling water oh me too i am parched
13:36real family entertainment now ladies and gentlemen it gives me profound pleasure to introduce to you
13:51the earl of entertainment the seizure of spectacle max million spiel
13:58it's showtime
14:01godzilla
14:05in this corner weighing in at 60 000 metric tons the mutant of all mutants that rambling wrecking ball of a reptile
14:13godzilla
14:15godzilla
14:17and in this corner from a land that time forgot comes a creature i'm sure you'll remember
14:25rhinosaurus
14:29good help is so hard to find
14:35get your hands off me you
14:37elsie we're going in after them
14:39dr steatopolis and chapman i don't recall seeing your names on the guest list
14:46but i'm honored
14:47too bad i can't say the same
14:49surely you're not going to begrudge these good people a little wholesome entertainment
14:54sounds like the crowd is growing restless
15:09oh they're just looking for a little more drama
15:11and we wouldn't want to disappoint them would we
15:14what
15:24we want to fight
15:28we want to fight
15:30we want to fight
15:32we want to fight
15:34sell it
15:36what's in wonder
15:37as the death defying mutant hunters
15:39outwit rhinosaurus
15:41in the ultimate battle of man versus mutation
15:44ahem
15:45ahem
15:46how exactly will they do that
15:48they won't
15:49ahem
15:50ahem
15:51ahem
15:52ahem
15:53ahem
15:54ahem
15:55ahem
15:56ahem
15:57ahem
15:59ahem
16:00ahem
16:01ahem
16:02ahem
16:03ahem
16:04ahem
16:05there's nothing more satisfying than giving the people what they want
16:17ahem
16:18ahem
16:19ahem
16:20ahem
16:21ahem
16:22ahem
16:23ahem
16:24ahem
16:25ahem
16:26ahem
16:27ahem
16:28ahem
16:29ahem
16:30ahem
16:31ahem
16:32ahem
16:33ahem
16:34ahem
16:35ahem
16:38what's that smell
16:39ammonium nitrate
16:40ahem
16:41ahem
16:42not again
16:44ahem
16:55ahem
16:56ahem
16:56ahem
17:01ahem
17:02Did I mention this is a tag-team match?
17:15Whoa!
17:20This is becoming quite the party.
17:27Fancy meeting you here.
17:32What are you doing?
17:39Uh...
17:46What I should do more often.
17:56Wait! Now!
17:58That can't be good for the enamel.
18:06I don't like being upstaged!
18:16There they are!
18:17Why isn't Godzilla fighting?
18:27He's blinded by those high-intensity quartz beams!
18:31What do we do?
18:33Animal, give me your camera!
18:34Give me your camera!
18:37Be careful!
18:38This thing's my baby.
18:47If we don't do something quick, Godzilla's down for the count.
18:51Where's a giant rolled-up newspaper when you need one?
18:53I need one!
18:55The Hordes!
18:56This resonator should act as a high-tech tuning fork blowing spiel spotlights!
19:01Lights out!
19:02Ah!
19:03Yeah!
19:04Yeah!
19:05Yeah!
19:06Yeah!
19:07Yeah!
19:08Yeah!
19:09Yeah!
19:10Yeah!
19:11This resonator should act as a high-tech tuning fork blowing spiel spotlights!
19:16Lights out!
19:17Yeah!
19:18Yeah!
19:19Yeah!
19:20Yeah!
19:21Yeah!
19:22Whoa!
19:23All right!
19:24I don't care what they say, Mendel!
19:25You're a genius!
19:26Wait!
19:27What do they say?
19:28No!
19:29No!
19:30No!
19:31No!
19:32No!
19:33No!
19:34No!
19:35No!
19:36No!
19:37No!
19:38No!
19:40No!
19:41No!
19:42No!
19:43No!
19:44No!
19:45No!
19:46No!
19:48No!
19:49No!
19:50Oh no!
19:52No!
19:53No!
19:54No!
19:55No!
19:56No!
19:57No!
19:58No!
19:59No!
20:00No!
20:05Oh, no!
20:06Help me!
20:09They didn't make a lovely couple!
20:10I suppose we have to help them.
20:12We don't have to rush.
20:14No, that was Kraven's idea, too.
20:18That's all. You're my hero.
20:21Well, I...
20:23Want to hear the rub? No video.
20:28The story of a lifetime, and I missed it.
20:30You didn't miss it. You lived it.
20:35C'est la vie.
20:40What was that for?
20:41To shut you up.
20:43No more French.
20:45No problem.
20:47Hey, I know Chinese, and it's really bad, too.
20:49I don't know.
20:50I know Chinese, and it's really bad.
20:53I don't know.
20:54I don't know.
20:54I don't know.
20:55I don't know.
20:56I don't know.
20:57I don't know.
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