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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules!
00:00:20Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:28The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:47I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:56You're paid to serve me.
00:00:58Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:14She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:15Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:27at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:29I can't believe I'm going to go home.
00:01:31Oh.
00:01:33Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:45Noah?
00:01:46What the hell's going on?
00:01:48Uh, Jules came in here to work,
00:01:50And she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me and then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:01:57Destiny, is that what happened?
00:02:00That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:02Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:08Why do you even care? She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:17Mia, give me your phone.
00:02:22What?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24No.
00:02:25It's right here. I got you.
00:02:29I thought Noah hated me. Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:35If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:40No.
00:02:41Open.
00:02:48I know we aren't really friends anymore. You didn't have to do that.
00:02:53I know.
00:02:57Whoa!
00:03:00Uh, guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:06Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Okay.
00:03:08Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:09Dude, we can't.
00:03:10Yes, we can.
00:03:11No, we can't.
00:03:12This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:13Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:17Wake up, slut! Show's over!
00:03:19Mia, if you're not gonna help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:21Fine by me. I'll be by the pool. Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:27Emmett!
00:03:28I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:35You have to save her.
00:03:39Jules! Jules! Come on!
00:03:42Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:44Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:45You okay?
00:03:55Thank God.
00:03:57Alright, um, let's get you up.
00:04:00I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:07I'm fine.
00:04:08Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:09You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:14What, are you a stripper?
00:04:16I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:18You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:24And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:33What are you trying to do?
00:04:35Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:36Trying to ruin my summer? You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:39I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:45You know what I think?
00:04:47I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:52Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:55Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:58And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:00So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:04You still want me.
00:05:05Is he coming on to me?
00:05:09Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:14Should we check?
00:05:18You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:25Jules, when you leak that sex tape...
00:05:27We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:30Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:36I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:39Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:44And you let her.
00:05:46Did someone say my name?
00:05:47You two are hooking up?
00:05:53We're not hooking up.
00:05:55Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:00We're not hooking up.
00:06:02Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06Be so fucking for real.
00:06:08Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:11It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:13Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:17How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:27After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:38Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:44Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine. And I'm not giving any of it back. Especially Noah.
00:06:56Noah.
00:06:58Oh!
00:07:00Ow!
00:07:02Noah!
00:07:04Did you see that? She shoved me!
00:07:06Oh my god. Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:10I'm always honest.
00:07:12You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:14Thanks, Noah.
00:07:18Fire her.
00:07:21Fire her.
00:07:23Fire her.
00:07:29Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:34Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:37I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:42Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:44And this is my rental too.
00:07:47So, what I say goes.
00:07:49Mia and I are splitting the summer house. So you should probably go.
00:08:03I wish things could be different, but I'm not gonna beg you to stay.
00:08:07Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:16Jules.
00:08:19Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:28I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:31It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:34I don't want your pity check.
00:08:37My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:40This is too humiliating.
00:08:42I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:08:56What are you doing home?
00:08:58I lost my job at the summer house.
00:08:59Oh, no, no.
00:09:02That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:04Jules, when your father died, he left us in a $100,000 in debt.
00:09:08I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:12Mia?
00:09:14Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:22Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:26Everything.
00:09:29I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:09:36Please don't call me that.
00:09:39You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:43I'm going to call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:47Mia?
00:09:49Slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:52What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:57I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:00Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:03Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:06I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:11What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:15Tell me this.
00:10:17Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:22I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:27I'm not talking to you.
00:10:29I'm talking to you.
00:10:30I need this job.
00:10:33I need you to choose me.
00:10:35After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:39But I do.
00:10:41What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:45What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:48I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:52No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:55Tell her, Noah.
00:10:58Prove it.
00:11:00I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:03And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:06Okay.
00:11:08Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:11And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:11:15Mia?
00:11:17I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:19Alone.
00:11:21Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:24She really has you by the balls.
00:11:32Don't insult me.
00:11:34Or what?
00:11:36You'll spank me.
00:11:38You can leave now.
00:11:40Hey.
00:11:41You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:50You're right.
00:11:52Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:56You're fired.
00:11:57You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:14Yeah, I know.
00:12:15It's part of my charm.
00:12:17Hey, where are you going?
00:12:18Jules, you can't just leave!
00:12:20Jules!
00:12:22You can't just leave.
00:12:24You fired me.
00:12:26I can do whatever I want.
00:12:27Jules, you're so hot.
00:12:28I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:30Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:33Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:12:35Noah?
00:12:36You come over here.
00:12:37Now!
00:12:39Mia, why is image cock in your room?
00:12:41I'm gonna do whatever I want.
00:12:43I'm gonna do whatever I want.
00:12:45You're so hot, I love it when you're ticklish.
00:12:47Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:50Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:12:52Noah?
00:12:53You come over here.
00:12:54Now!
00:12:55Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:12:59Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:01Don't be prude, it's just a hand job.
00:13:04You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you Mia?
00:13:08Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:12Call in my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:25What are you doing?
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:35Guys!
00:13:37What the hell?
00:13:39What the fuck are you doing?
00:13:40I'm gonna do it.
00:13:43You want your job back, fuck me.
00:13:47Fuck you.
00:13:50Oh Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:53Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:57You want your job back?
00:13:58You've got to earn it.
00:13:59Oh, Jules your body is so sexy
00:14:09You're crazy crazy like a fox
00:14:15Yeah, baby, give it to me
00:14:19Better give me my job back after this. I am the only person you can trust in this house
00:14:26Noah come out right now
00:14:29Oh
00:14:31Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, I'm coming for the third time
00:14:39Show me what you got
00:14:44Just hand your shirt in your shirt now now now
00:14:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:06Yeah
00:15:07Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months
00:15:10You fucking bitch
00:15:12You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore
00:15:15Take it up with Noah
00:15:16This isn't over
00:15:18If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy
00:15:25You're wrong
00:15:27I'm gonna make your life hell
00:15:29You're a time to get back at me as cringe as hell
00:15:38You know what? I should thank you
00:15:39Because now that me is off my hands I can just be with Jules
00:15:42Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time
00:15:45Oh, wait
00:15:46I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:50You know what? Let's make a bet
00:15:52Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet
00:15:54We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:57Yeah, what about it?
00:15:59If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer, you back off the internship
00:16:04Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off, internship will be yours
00:16:08Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house
00:16:14You're on
00:16:22We need to talk
00:16:24Emmett, get out
00:16:33Did I get my job back?
00:16:35Actually, you've been promoted
00:16:39To be my new girlfriend
00:16:42You're nuts
00:16:43I'm not a hooker
00:16:45I'm not crazy
00:16:46And I don't pay for sex
00:16:49Well, my services aren't cheap
00:16:52Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money
00:16:55Well, I changed my mind
00:16:57Now, I need $100,000
00:17:01Done
00:17:03Pull this off with me and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours
00:17:11Give me that
00:17:12Not yet
00:17:13I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house
00:17:25But until then, this money's mine
00:17:28This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity
00:17:34I'll do it
00:17:35I'll do it
00:17:38Great
00:17:43Let's seal the deal
00:17:44I knew you were gonna do it
00:18:03Just admit it, Jules
00:18:06You can't resist me
00:18:07Just admit it
00:18:10Alright, let's set some ground rules
00:18:23Rule number one
00:18:25No boners
00:18:27You know, I can handle my own boners
00:18:29You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:32Yeah
00:18:34Just one
00:18:36No feelings
00:18:38I don't want things to get complicated
00:18:41You're my complication, Jules
00:18:48Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:52Yeah, I do
00:18:54I have one
00:18:56No one touches you with me
00:18:58You don't own me
00:19:02You don't own me
00:19:04Jules, I'm being serious
00:19:06While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else
00:19:10So you really wanna be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:15Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine
00:19:24Let the show begin
00:19:29Ew
00:19:31Not having dinner with her
00:19:32There's a reason we kicked her out of the group
00:19:35You kicked me out
00:19:37Everyone else
00:19:38Was on my side
00:19:40And left your sorry ass in the dirt
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here
00:19:45At least I
00:19:47Didn't show your dick to the entire world
00:19:49Like this skank
00:19:51Mia
00:19:53Do not talk to me or Jules like that again
00:19:55I'm dead again
00:19:57This is my house
00:19:59And Jules is my
00:20:02I'm his permanent guest
00:20:04I'm not going anywhere
00:20:09Come on
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:13Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:16Dinner
00:20:18Is served
00:20:19Let's fucking go!
00:20:23Let's fucking go!
00:20:26Yay!
00:20:34Oops
00:20:36I spilled
00:20:38Emmet?
00:20:39You wanna help?
00:20:41Yeah?
00:20:42Look at Jules squirm
00:20:53Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot
00:21:02Noah
00:21:04Are you thirsty?
00:21:05Jules
00:21:11Take your shirt off
00:21:13Jules, take your shirt off
00:21:15I'm in mode again
00:21:16I'm in beast mode
00:21:17I'm on go
00:21:18Got to troll again
00:21:19Where I been?
00:21:20That shit never know
00:21:21Trophy's rolling in
00:21:22Look it's cold
00:21:23Losers gotta go
00:21:25I'm in beast mode
00:21:26I'm on go
00:21:27Got to troll again
00:21:28Where I been?
00:21:29That shit never know
00:21:30Trophy's rolling in
00:21:31Look it's cold
00:21:32Losers gotta go
00:21:33Look it's cold
00:21:34Losers gotta go
00:21:35I'm on tea and again
00:21:36I can't stop
00:21:37No I cannot know
00:21:39Oops
00:21:41Spilled a little
00:21:43Jules
00:21:45I'm still thirsty
00:21:55Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:58I have to go
00:22:03If you're still thirsty Noah you can take a sip off of me
00:22:14Choke on it
00:22:20Don't run away from me
00:22:22Don't touch me
00:22:24Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:27Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:37You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:40Yeah I know
00:22:43Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:22:45You're shivering
00:22:48Come here
00:22:57Bed's yours tonight
00:22:59I'll take the couch
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight
00:23:02I'll take the couch
00:23:03What are you doing here? And where's Noah?
00:23:04Are you all sore?
00:23:05From getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:06Destiny, that is your fault
00:23:07What are you doing here? And where's Noah?
00:23:08Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:09Destiny, that is your fault
00:23:10What are you doing here? And where's Noah?
00:23:27Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:32Destiny, that is your brother
00:23:34Whatever
00:23:36I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia
00:23:41Mia's your best friend
00:23:43Yeah, she's also a huge bitch
00:23:46People contain multitudes
00:23:48Don't be scared of Mia
00:23:50She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah
00:23:53And she's jealous of you still
00:23:54And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do
00:24:00If you know what I mean
00:24:01Oh
00:24:11Like what you see?
00:24:14I do, actually
00:24:25What are you doing?
00:24:39Taking a shower
00:24:43Remember, no golden ones
00:24:46You wish
00:24:52Show's over pretty boy
00:24:54I got some friends coming over
00:24:56Meet me at the pool
00:24:57Meet me at the pool
00:25:10What's with this guy?
00:25:11One minute, he's ice cold
00:25:12Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show
00:25:15Don't look now, but
00:25:23Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out
00:25:30Let's give her something to stare at
00:25:31I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer
00:25:47Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me
00:25:51Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again
00:25:54You should definitely let her know that that's not true
00:25:57You're right
00:25:59It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test
00:26:07Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote
00:26:11Everyone must decide right now
00:26:14Whether Jules stays
00:26:16Or I do
00:26:18Mia, would you relax?
00:26:19We're not taking a vote
00:26:20We're not on Survivor
00:26:21We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:26:24What's Survivor?
00:26:25A show for old people
00:26:27Ew!
00:26:28It's so boring
00:26:30I'm kidding
00:26:32Guys, guys, I'm just kidding
00:26:35What game is she trying to play?
00:26:38Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me
00:26:41Come on, Mia
00:26:43We used to be best friends
00:26:45Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:48You're right
00:26:50We did used to be best friends
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it
00:26:58It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back
00:27:03What are you talking about?
00:27:05I never said anything about it to save it
00:27:08Herf's great here
00:27:11And Noah, I saved the best for last
00:27:15Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:20I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back
00:27:25I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them
00:27:31Oh, Emmett, this one's about you
00:27:33This one's about you
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb
00:27:37Because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy
00:27:40They can?
00:27:42I never said that
00:27:43Mia did
00:27:45She's framing me with the text that she sent
00:27:48Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference
00:27:52Hey!
00:27:54I made good money for these
00:27:56Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:58Jules will never say any of those things, alright?
00:28:00Really?
00:28:01Cause this one's about you, Noe
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up
00:28:07Noah is arrogant
00:28:09Cocky
00:28:10And needs to be the best at everything
00:28:12Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together
00:28:15You said that about me?
00:28:17I can explain
00:28:19Save your breath
00:28:20Mitch!
00:28:22Don't touch me!
00:28:24Get off of me!
00:28:26Ah!
00:28:28Mitch!
00:28:30Don't touch me!
00:28:32Get off of me!
00:28:34Ah!
00:28:35Ah!
00:28:45You're so hot
00:28:47Say that again with your shirt off
00:28:49Yeah
00:28:54Ah!
00:28:56Ah!
00:28:58Ah!
00:29:00Ah!
00:29:01Ah!
00:29:02Ah!
00:29:03Ah!
00:29:11Yo!
00:29:13Emmett!
00:29:15You and Duels are officially over!
00:29:17No, no, no way dude
00:29:19Like, I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit
00:29:23Don't come crawling back
00:29:25Ah!
00:29:27Speak of the devil
00:29:33You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:35Dude!
00:29:36Look!
00:29:37You hooked up with Jules!
00:29:38I don't know what's going on!
00:29:39What do you mean, Jules?
00:29:40It's pretty fucking clear!
00:29:41You hooked up!
00:29:45Fuck!
00:29:46Yeah, you're fucked
00:29:48Emmett!
00:29:49Stop!
00:29:50Fuck you, Jules!
00:29:51Stop!
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:05Jules!
00:30:06Did you post this?
00:30:12I-I don't know
00:30:13Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:16What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:18I didn't do anything!
00:30:21Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone!
00:30:25You know what?
00:30:27Everyone was right about you!
00:30:29You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus!
00:30:32Whoa, you don't mean that!
00:30:34Lose my number!
00:30:36I never want to see you again!
00:30:38Fine!
00:30:39Feelings mutual!
00:30:40Great!
00:30:41You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year!
00:30:51Mia, thank god you're here!
00:30:54Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore!
00:30:59You're a skank!
00:31:00So get out and don't come back!
00:31:10Help!
00:31:13Help!
00:31:15Help!
00:31:16Help!
00:31:30You...
00:31:31You saved me?
00:31:32That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:47And, now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:53Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:57Go on Jules, tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:31:59Jules, tell him to leave.
00:32:02We have to talk.
00:32:06Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:15One step closer to making her mind.
00:32:24Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:26I can explain everything!
00:32:27Good, explain.
00:32:29Now!
00:32:36You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:38Takes one to know one.
00:32:40Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:42You're right.
00:32:44We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:46Trust me.
00:32:48We won't stay secret for long.
00:32:50I couldn't keep you to myself, even if I tried.
00:32:51You know, once we make this official, I'm gonna post this everywhere.
00:32:52That way everyone can see it.
00:32:53That way everyone can see it.
00:32:54But, for right now, it's party time.
00:32:55You can do it.
00:32:56You know, you can do it.
00:32:57And now you can do it.
00:32:58secret for long. I couldn't keep you to myself, even if I tried.
00:33:14You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this
00:33:16everywhere. That way everyone
00:33:18can see it. But for right now,
00:33:21it's party time.
00:33:28OMG, I finally hooked up
00:33:32with Noah.
00:33:33I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last
00:33:36person on earth. How could you
00:33:39hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I
00:33:43do. If you saw him
00:33:44naked, you'd understand.
00:33:47Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky,
00:33:53and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect matches
00:33:56roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked
00:34:00Emmett.
00:34:01More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts
00:34:06were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant
00:34:12and cocky. That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told
00:34:20her I have feelings for you.
00:34:28Is that true?
00:34:35It's true.
00:34:36I liked you.
00:34:39Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:42I mean, really.
00:34:44All right.
00:34:45I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:47So that way I can know
00:34:48that they're legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts,
00:34:52he'll finally believe me.
00:34:53I guess you can't.
00:34:56There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago,
00:35:07but when I really think about it,
00:35:09I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:11I really did.
00:35:12I give those two
00:35:18until the end of today.
00:35:19To what, Bone?
00:35:22They're just doing this
00:35:23to make me mad.
00:35:24It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:27I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40The rules of the game are set.
00:35:41You take a hit of the vape
00:35:43and pass it around.
00:35:44When the smoke stops,
00:35:46you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:35:50Mm-hmm.
00:36:11She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:17My turn.
00:36:28No smoke.
00:36:30Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:31Keep the circle moving.
00:36:52If you want to really piss me off,
00:37:01kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:06Get off.
00:37:08Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:09What's a little peck?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:14Remember that six-pack you bought me
00:37:16for doing the deed?
00:37:22Hey, Jules.
00:37:24Jules.
00:37:25You're a pig.
00:37:25Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:27He's lying.
00:37:28I knew that you guys were hooking up,
00:37:30all right?
00:37:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:32You have feelings for me?
00:37:40I knew that you guys were hooking up,
00:37:42all right?
00:37:43But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:45You have feelings for me?
00:37:47Yes, Jules.
00:37:47I have feelings for you.
00:37:49You do?
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:51I have all the feelings.
00:37:53Confusion, frustration,
00:37:54blind rage.
00:37:56For a tip.
00:37:56Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:57Sometimes, Jules,
00:37:58sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:00Look, I know
00:38:02that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trust.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked,
00:38:07my trust was broken too.
00:38:09What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean, I trusted you
00:38:12and you let me down.
00:38:12And now I'm saying
00:38:13I would do anything
00:38:14to try again.
00:38:17Do you want to get back together?
00:38:20You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:26So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:28Tell me you want to break the rules
00:38:29and end the contract.
00:38:30Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:32Tell me that you want to give up
00:38:33the money.
00:38:42Well, looks like our favorite couple
00:38:43survived the ring of fire.
00:38:45Ew.
00:38:46Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:52Mm-hmm.
00:38:52Her parents lost all their money
00:38:55after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that
00:38:59is because my dad owns the hospital
00:39:01that her mother still owes money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jill's shopping
00:39:04so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:06Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:08Hmm?
00:39:09Yes.
00:39:10Yes.
00:39:10That's a great idea.
00:39:11You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:22I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:24Look, if I don't get the money,
00:39:27I'll lose everything.
00:39:29What do you mean?
00:39:31I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:39:35Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:38She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:40I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:39:43but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:39:45and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:39:47or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:50We can talk later.
00:39:52I promise.
00:40:04The girls go shopping.
00:40:06Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:10Must be embarrassing for everyone
00:40:12to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:13I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:40:15once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:18Dude, the Lehman internship
00:40:20is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:23It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:40:26The internship is mine.
00:40:28Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:30Or at least until the end of the summer
00:40:32and I have to pay up.
00:40:34If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:45Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:49Oh my God, it's gorgeous!
00:40:52I'm gonna go try this on!
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:03Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't!
00:41:07That's impossible!
00:41:08It doesn't fit!
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping.
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:21She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:23Mmm, but what Mia says goes.
00:41:25So your money's no good here.
00:41:28You know what?
00:41:29You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do
00:41:32than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:35That's it.
00:41:36You're out.
00:41:38Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:41:40Excuse me.
00:41:40I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:41:42Trash?
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44That's my girlfriend.
00:41:45Oh.
00:41:50Apparently, I'm too poor
00:41:52to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:57Has no spending limit.
00:41:59My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:02And I would like to try
00:42:04this dress on first.
00:42:05No way, this is mine!
00:42:07Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:42:08No.
00:42:09Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:11Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:12What do you think?
00:42:32Noah?
00:42:35Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:38Of course.
00:42:42You know, there's only one problem
00:42:47with this dress.
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:51No.
00:42:52It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:43:01Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:43:03Thank you, Noah.
00:43:13You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:16Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:25Excuse me, um...
00:43:29I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:34I bet she stole it.
00:43:36I would never.
00:43:38Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:41Fine.
00:43:43Whatever, Mia.
00:43:55I don't know how that got there.
00:44:06Well, she stole it.
00:44:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:13Call the police.
00:44:15Don't call the police.
00:44:17This is all my fault.
00:44:19No, it's not.
00:44:20Yes, it is.
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you,
00:44:23so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was gonna pay for it
00:44:27once everybody left.
00:44:28You can't do this.
00:44:30It's a waste of money.
00:44:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:44:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:41Please and thank you.
00:44:49Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts,
00:45:03because after tonight,
00:45:04I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:16Jules was mine first.
00:45:17I dumped her, okay?
00:45:19It's a matter of time
00:45:21before she comes running back to me.
00:45:22Jules broke up with you
00:45:23so she could be with me.
00:45:26Okay, all right.
00:45:29Let's add some heat to her, bet.
00:45:30Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off,
00:45:33by the end of tonight,
00:45:34you hand over the Lehman internship
00:45:36and never come back to the summer house.
00:45:38Hmm?
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:39And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:45:41I want you to back off of her
00:45:42for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:49You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:03Eat shit.
00:46:05Hey.
00:46:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:46:14unless it's with me.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:32Uh, I don't know.
00:46:34Jules.
00:46:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:39The music in here?
00:46:41Because I think it sucks.
00:46:43Jules.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:48No contracts and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:54Uh, Destiny.
00:46:55We're right in the middle of something.
00:46:56Like I care.
00:46:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:46:59I'm sorry.
00:47:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:05Have fun.
00:47:07Here.
00:47:08Put this on.
00:47:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:17Well, if you're too afraid,
00:47:18you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:29Follow me.
00:47:37Let the show begin.
00:47:39You think you're hot shit?
00:47:51Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:54Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:57Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:02The rules are simple.
00:48:06Each one of these smoke shows
00:48:08will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:11And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:48:14Woo!
00:48:16Woo!
00:48:16Woo!
00:48:16Woo!
00:48:16Woo!
00:48:16Woo!
00:48:16Woo!
00:48:17Woo!
00:48:17Woo!
00:48:18Woo!
00:48:18Woo!
00:48:19Woo!
00:48:20Woo!
00:48:21Woo!
00:48:22Woo!
00:48:23Woo!
00:48:24Woo!
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:26Woo!
00:48:27Woo!
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:30Woo!
00:48:31Woo!
00:48:32Woo!
00:48:32Woo!
00:48:33Woo!
00:48:34Woo!
00:48:35Woo!
00:48:36Woo!
00:48:37Woo!
00:48:38Woo!
00:48:39Woo!
00:48:40Woo!
00:48:41Woo!
00:48:42Woo!
00:48:43Woo!
00:48:44Woo!
00:48:45Woo!
00:48:46Woo!
00:48:47Woo!
00:48:48Woo!
00:48:49Woo!
00:48:50Woo!
00:48:51Woo!
00:48:52Woo!
00:48:53Woo!
00:48:54Woo!
00:48:55Woo!
00:48:56Woo!
00:48:57Woo!
00:48:58Woo!
00:48:59Woo!
00:49:00Woo!
00:49:01Woo!
00:49:02Now when you ain't no me, this is your day
00:49:06Be me my place where they come back
00:49:08Top that!
00:49:16Top that!
00:49:42You're the most beautiful girl here
00:49:44Show them all
00:49:46Chased at home
00:49:48But I won't be around where you
00:49:52Cry, cry, cry
00:49:57The tears on your face
00:50:00I won't live in vain where you cry
00:50:05The same old mistakes
00:50:09I loved you when you came back
00:50:13Yo, Jason, dude
00:50:20I need the Lady Killer special
00:50:21Now
00:50:22Yeah
00:50:23I got you
00:50:25Visit that
00:50:29And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:50:34And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:50:41Mia!
00:50:42As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair
00:50:52I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak
00:50:57Jules, wait
00:51:02You look upset
00:51:08What are you, my therapist?
00:51:12Fuck off
00:51:13Fuck off
00:51:13No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:51:16Jules
00:51:19I have something that can make you feel better
00:51:22What is that?
00:51:27Oh, you got time?
00:51:29Come on, Jules
00:51:30You want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks
00:51:34Oh, but, but, but
00:51:35Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:51:38Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:51:43Better play along
00:51:44Bottoms up
00:51:55Cheers
00:51:58Alright
00:52:00Turn that shit around so you can grind on me
00:52:03Come on
00:52:03I'm gonna go change
00:52:05Destin
00:52:09Have you seen Jules?
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:52:13Emmett was with her
00:52:15That little shit
00:52:18Don't move
00:52:26What do you think you're doing?
00:52:33Stop denying yourself, Jules
00:52:35Both know you want this
00:52:37Be gentle
00:52:39Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off
00:52:43Just relax, baby
00:52:45And let that E kick in
00:52:46You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh
00:52:49I was gonna fuck you anyways
00:52:52Let go of me
00:52:53This is just gonna take a minute
00:52:55Oh, yeah, that's right, Moan for me
00:52:58I mean
00:52:59Jules?
00:53:03Jules, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah!
00:53:06Help me!
00:53:06Help me!
00:53:06Help me!
00:53:07Noah!
00:53:07Help me!
00:53:11Help me!
00:53:11Help me!
00:53:12Help me!
00:53:13Emmett!
00:53:14Get off of her!
00:53:15You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:53:19What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:20Emmett!
00:53:23She doesn't want you!
00:53:25What are you doing?
00:53:26She wants me so bad, dude
00:53:28Even if she won't say so
00:53:30Dude, I thought we were friends
00:53:37We were friends
00:53:38I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:53:40Wait!
00:53:43Stop!
00:53:44This asshole isn't worth it
00:53:49You look like shit
00:53:51Jules just kicked my ass!
00:53:56All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:53:59Hey!
00:54:00Keep your hands off my boyfriend!
00:54:06You look like shit
00:54:08Jules just kicked my ass!
00:54:09Jules just kicked my ass!
00:54:10All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:54:12Hey!
00:54:13Keep your hands off my boyfriend!
00:54:22Mia!
00:54:23Stop!
00:54:24This bitch wants to be me so bad it's fucking pathetic
00:54:29Emmett just tried to assault me
00:54:31Be so fucking for real
00:54:32Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:54:34You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:54:39And you know what?
00:54:42He's coming back to the house with me
00:54:44Tonight
00:54:45Mia!
00:54:46Sit down!
00:54:47Emmett!
00:54:48If you ever come near the summer house again
00:54:51I will kill you!
00:54:53Okay, Noah, let's go
00:54:54Let's go!
00:55:00I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:55:09Thank you for getting me out of there
00:55:14Ow!
00:55:16You're hurt
00:55:17Let me help you
00:55:29I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:55:39I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:55:45I mean you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:55:48Really
00:55:49I didn't take them
00:55:51You didn't take the pills?
00:55:58You know I got something better than E
00:56:00It's twice as fun
00:56:02And I've been saving it just for you
00:56:09What are you trying to give me?
00:56:18Rocky Road
00:56:21Ow!
00:56:22Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:56:25How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:30I'm not an asshole
00:56:32No, you're the king of assholes
00:56:35You know I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes but
00:56:42Whatever
00:56:47I gotta show you something
00:56:59I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:57:05And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:57:07And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:57:14It worked
00:57:15I've wanted you all somewhere
00:57:31Stop waiting
00:57:34I need you
00:57:36Now
00:57:37What if somebody sees?
00:57:42Everybody's at the club
00:57:46I'm taking you upstairs
00:58:07Hi
00:58:19Oh yeah
00:58:22Oh, oh, oh
00:58:23Hi, this is Allen
00:58:25It's Mia
00:58:26Yeah Noah's girlfriend
00:58:28Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon,
00:58:32and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:58:36Okay, bye.
00:58:51Hey, sleepy little.
00:58:53What are you doing up so early?
00:58:56I thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:58I'm ready for another round.
00:59:01Hey, can you knock?
00:59:02Can you put your boner away?
00:59:05Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
00:59:08Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:10It's worse than a fire!
00:59:14Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
00:59:23You're fucking with me.
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26Uh, there's the drugs.
00:59:27And the mess.
00:59:28And you.
00:59:28What about me?
00:59:29She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:31But, like, in a bad way.
00:59:32Look, my mom knows about the sex tape,
00:59:34and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:37I need to get out of here.
00:59:38I'll hide Jules.
00:59:39I'll distract Mom.
00:59:43Yo, Jason.
00:59:44I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:59:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:47Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:55Got it.
00:59:55Get your brother.
01:00:05Now.
01:00:08I'm gonna be here, I'm gonna go.
01:00:09I love you.
01:00:09I love you.
01:00:09I love you.
01:00:10I love you.
01:00:11You're welcome.
01:00:12You're welcome.
01:00:12I love you.
01:00:13I love you.
01:00:13Mommy!
01:00:14Wait!
01:00:15Noah!
01:00:20My baby boy!
01:00:22Mom!
01:00:23Hi!
01:00:24Hey!
01:00:25Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:00:28Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
01:00:38Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:40None of your business.
01:00:44Okay, well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:53I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:57What is that slut doing here?
01:01:02You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:01:04Get out of this house!
01:01:06Mom.
01:01:07Noah, a little help?
01:01:08Mom, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:16Uh, yes!
01:01:18It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:22Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:27Lisa!
01:01:28My second mommy!
01:01:29We need to talk about engagement plans!
01:01:33Oh, yes we do.
01:01:37You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:38I have no idea what got into her head.
01:01:40I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:42But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:45Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:47Please?
01:01:48My head hurts.
01:02:00Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:02Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:02:04Oh, thanks.
01:02:05She's prepared.
01:02:06Water!
01:02:07Water!
01:02:08Water!
01:02:09I need water!
01:02:10What did you give my mom?
01:02:11Aspirin.
01:02:12Aspirin!
01:02:13Aspirin?
01:02:14Woo!
01:02:15It's so hot in here.
01:02:18Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:22Oh no.
01:02:24Oh no!
01:02:25It's so hot in here!
01:02:26I know.
01:02:27It's so hot in here.
01:02:28I know.
01:02:29I know.
01:02:30It's so hot in here.
01:02:31I know.
01:02:32I know.
01:02:33I know.
01:02:34I know.
01:02:35I know.
01:02:36I know.
01:02:37I know.
01:02:38I know.
01:02:39Hey, I have an idea.
01:02:44Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:47I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:50That's enough. I gotta talk to you. Let's go.
01:02:54Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:56Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:02:59No way. You gave her those?
01:03:01I didn't give them. She found them.
01:03:03Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:05No fucking way, Jules.
01:03:07She hates you already. What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:13Where did she go?
01:03:29Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:31No way. It feels so good.
01:03:37Oh wait, no.
01:03:39Help!
01:03:41I'm drowning!
01:03:43Mia, save me!
01:03:45Oh, absolutely not.
01:03:47I'm not going in there.
01:03:49Help!
01:03:51Help!
01:03:53Help!
01:03:54Help!
01:03:55Oh.
01:03:58No!
01:03:59Oh.
01:04:01Oh.
01:04:02No!
01:04:04Oh.
01:04:05Oh.
01:04:06Oh!
01:04:08Oh.
01:04:09No!
01:04:10Can you save me?
01:04:12Here, I brought you some tea.
01:04:15I brought you some tea.
01:04:22I was wrong about you.
01:04:24I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:35Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:39I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:53I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:04:57No feelings, remember?
01:05:05I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:09I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
01:05:13I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:19When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:24If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:27So it was really always just about the money?
01:05:31Really?
01:05:33When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:05:35But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:05:39Come with me.
01:05:49I want to give you the money.
01:05:53I want to give you the money.
01:05:56Not as your boss.
01:05:58As your boyfriend.
01:06:00Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:06:04I don't know what to say.
01:06:06Just let me take care of you.
01:06:16And tell me that you love me.
01:06:19I don't think I can say it.
01:06:21Well, let me take care of you.
01:06:26It's the least you can do.
01:06:30Fine.
01:06:32You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:35And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:38I know you do.
01:06:39Good morning, everyone.
01:06:45Oh, my God.
01:06:46Lisa, you're okay.
01:06:48Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:53I was just leaving.
01:06:55You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:57We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:02After your little sex video was released,
01:07:05at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:10But, after you saved me,
01:07:14all I can say is,
01:07:16Welcome to the family.
01:07:21Wait.
01:07:23You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:26That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:30I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:35Adios.
01:07:38Bye, Mom.
01:07:42I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:46Good luck with that.
01:07:48I don't need luck.
01:07:50I have a really big brain.
01:07:58There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:05What is this?
01:08:07Hmm.
01:08:13Ew.
01:08:14What died in here?
01:08:16My manhood.
01:08:18Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:21Really?
01:08:25I don't like to read.
01:08:26It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:29They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:08:34That's cheating.
01:08:36Oh, great.
01:08:37You finally figured it out.
01:08:39Good boy.
01:08:41I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:08:43I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:44I know.
01:08:45I know.
01:08:46But I've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship.
01:08:58What up, lovebirds?
01:09:01Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:09:06You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:12Who are you?
01:09:14I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:24Mr. Lehman.
01:09:26It's great to meet you.
01:09:27What are you doing here?
01:09:28Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:09:32I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:37The name's Andrew.
01:09:38But my friends call me Andy.
01:09:40I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:44Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:47He seems a little confused.
01:09:53Mr. Lehman.
01:09:54Why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:56I'm a high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble.
01:10:00And Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:04The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:10:10And I get bored easy.
01:10:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:10:16Interview starts now.
01:10:21Interview starts now.
01:10:22Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:26Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:28Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:32That's the guy you want to work for? He's a total clown.
01:10:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:50And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:52But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:11:07And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:09And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:12The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:17Jules, I need this internship.
01:11:19And so do you.
01:11:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:25You lied to me.
01:11:27No, I didn't lie to you.
01:11:28I just...
01:11:30I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:32I'm sorry.
01:11:36Everybody!
01:11:38Let's get the party started!
01:11:40Woo-hoo!
01:11:41I love it!
01:11:44Grab your bag.
01:11:48Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:54I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:57There's something special about you.
01:11:59You're so...
01:12:01beautiful.
01:12:03Thanks.
01:12:04But I'm taken.
01:12:06I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:08Noah...
01:12:10Tell me...
01:12:12Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:14That'd be me.
01:12:17You're a lucky man.
01:12:19I know.
01:12:23How long is he gonna be here?
01:12:26I'll protect you.
01:12:28And look at here!
01:12:30The happy little couple.
01:12:32Hmm.
01:12:33From...
01:12:34whole mates...
01:12:35to soul mates.
01:12:38Emmett?
01:12:39Noah and I are talking.
01:12:41Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:44Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:47Yeah.
01:12:48He's finally gonna win our bet.
01:12:50What bet?
01:12:53What bet?
01:12:55I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:13:01But that's not true.
01:13:03Yeah, it is.
01:13:05I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so...
01:13:08I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:10You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:14I don't wanna hear it.
01:13:16Yeah.
01:13:18It'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:21Hmm?
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:26I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:32Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:38Chicks, dude.
01:13:40I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:13:42I wouldn't wanna do that in front of our special guests.
01:13:43I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:49You're pathetic.
01:13:51Me.
01:13:53Whatever, dude.
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:13:59That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:03I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:08You're a sexy girl.
01:14:10We could have a lot of fun.
01:14:11I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:13Then make time.
01:14:15There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:17The boys share their toys.
01:14:20And I wanna play with you.
01:14:22I don't wanna be played with.
01:14:24If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:28The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:14:32Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:14:36What do I have to do?
01:14:37Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:42In your dreams, Pearl.
01:14:48Mia.
01:14:50You know where Jules is?
01:14:52You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:54Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:14:57Mia.
01:14:58A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:15:01Get it through your head.
01:15:02I wanna be with Jules.
01:15:04Why do you like her so much?
01:15:07I don't like her.
01:15:10I love her.
01:15:14You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:15:17For falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:18You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:20Yeah, well, she said she didn't.
01:15:22Found your girlfriend.
01:15:24If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah the job.
01:15:39Yes.
01:15:40And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:15:43We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:15:46My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:49Wait.
01:15:51Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:53Damn.
01:15:55You were great.
01:15:57Just one kiss.
01:15:59That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:01Don't play hard to get!
01:16:14Get off of her.
01:16:19Get off of her.
01:16:21Let me have my fun.
01:16:23Then you can take your turn.
01:16:25If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers.
01:16:27You wouldn't dare.
01:16:28You little shit.
01:16:32You'll never work for Lehman.
01:16:34Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there,
01:16:35because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:37than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:41You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:16:44You wanna mess with me?
01:16:45You wanna mess with me?
01:16:46Yeah, why don't you sue me,
01:16:47and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:49who's chasing young girls around.
01:16:51You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:16:54Please, don't tell my wife.
01:16:56Get out of my face, old man.
01:16:58Get out of my face.
01:17:00Get out of my face.
01:17:04Get out of my face.
01:17:06Get out of my face.
01:17:08How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:11How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:13It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:15Don't lie to me.
01:17:17I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:19I didn't kiss him.
01:17:22But even if I did, you made a bet with Emmet about our relationship.
01:17:26You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:17:31Tell him that he's a good kisser, and you want him right now.
01:17:35Tell him you love him.
01:17:36It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:49You're fired.
01:17:51Get out of my house.
01:17:52You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:08You never belonged with us, and now it's your turn to go.
01:18:18I played you and I won.
01:18:22This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:24Oh, honey.
01:18:27This has everything to do with me.
01:18:33I planted the camera in your room.
01:18:37And then I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:18:41And then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:49You thought you were better than me.
01:18:51But I always win.
01:18:55All I fucking do is win.
01:19:00A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:19:12Mom, I saved the house.
01:19:16It's too late.
01:19:21Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:19:26Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:19:30That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:33You lose everything.
01:19:35Oh, God.
01:19:36Oh, God.
01:19:48Karen, can I help you?
01:19:50What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:53My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:56I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:19:59Do you need anything?
01:20:02I have a big tip for you.
01:20:04Seriously?
01:20:06Smile more.
01:20:08This money feels dirty. I never want to see this check again.
01:20:11You miss me?
01:20:14No.
01:20:16No, no.
01:20:18I have a big tip for you.
01:20:20Seriously?
01:20:22Smile more.
01:20:23This money feels dirty.
01:20:26I never want to see this check again.
01:20:39Miss me?
01:20:45Miss me?
01:20:51Get lost.
01:20:53I deserve that.
01:20:57Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:21:00And I think you'll really like it.
01:21:06Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:08Yeah.
01:21:10This morning, I bought it.
01:21:12You bought my house from under us?
01:21:15Look at the name on the title.
01:21:19Oh, my God.
01:21:20You put it under my name.
01:21:24It's yours, Jules.
01:21:25It's all yours.
01:21:27But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:30Another condition.
01:21:34What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:37Sleep with your boss?
01:21:39Drug your mom?
01:21:40No.
01:21:43But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:21:46Get it at 8 p.m.
01:21:54And I want you to wear this.
01:21:55What are you doing here?
01:22:11Noah told me to come.
01:22:13Really?
01:22:14Oh, how pathetic.
01:22:16Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:21He's proposing to you?
01:22:23When did you two get back together?
01:22:25Well, it's not official yet.
01:22:28But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:31And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:22:35I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:22:39Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:22:44Mia!
01:22:45Jules!
01:22:46I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:22:48Why did you invite me here?
01:22:50To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:53Propose?
01:22:54Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:56Oh, please.
01:22:57The big question.
01:23:00Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:03Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:07Uh, how did you know about that?
01:23:11Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:12And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:23:16You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:23:20Okay.
01:23:22Fine.
01:23:23Yeah.
01:23:24I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:23:27But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:23:31What are you going to do?
01:23:32Arrest me?
01:23:33Actually, that's my job.
01:23:34Oh, hi.
01:23:34Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:23:38What?
01:23:38You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:40These are not what they're for.
01:23:41Call my dad!
01:23:43Oh, daddy!
01:23:45Bye, ma'am.
01:23:48If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:23:53That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:59Everybody!
01:24:01What is he doing?
01:24:02I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:24:12And here are my secrets.
01:24:16I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:18I do.
01:24:20And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:24:26And I cannot tell my lefts from my rights.
01:24:29Okay, Noah, what are you doing?
01:24:31You look like a crazy person.
01:24:32And I have one more secret.
01:24:36Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:24:43And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:45Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:46I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:24:53Yes, Noah.
01:24:54I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:56Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:58It's part of your charm.
01:25:00I love you.
01:25:01I love you right back.
01:25:10Everybody!
01:25:11Let's get this party started!
01:25:13Woo!
01:25:13Woo!
01:25:14Woo!
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01:25:15Woo!
01:25:15Woo!
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01:25:16Woo!
01:25:17Woo!
01:25:17Woo!
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01:25:18Woo!
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01:25:20Woo!
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