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First broadcast 13th October 1975.

Colin MacGruder and Ray Stackpole, two Australians with the theme "Nice 'n' easy does it", commit eleven armed robberies, in each case stealing Kruger Rands purchased from the same firm, the managing director's secretary tipping them off as to the whereabouts of the coins.

John Thaw - Regan
Dennis Waterman - Carter
Garfield Morgan - Haskins
Patrick Mower - Colin McGruder
George Layton - Ray Stackpole
Cheryl Kennedy - Judy Collier
Anne Stallybrass - Doreen Haskins
Philip Madoc - Det. Supt. Pettiford
Madhav Sharma - Earle
Peter Godfrey - Wally Vince
Michael Latimer - Cmdr. Jackman
Nicholas Smith - Simpkins
Martin Wyldeck - Cowley
Damaris Hayman - Mrs. Cowley
Allyson Rees - The Au Pair
Jennifer Thanisch - Susie Regan
Jerry Baker - Caretaker
Jenny Cresswell - Secretary
Bill Hibbert - Detective
James Muir - Policeman
Stuart Myers - Flying Squad Officer
Peter Roy - Policeman
Anthony Snell - Businessman

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03:59Thanks a lot to the Flying Squad
04:00Saved us a lot of red faces
04:02and a lot of money
04:04Well if you ever get a consignment of gold caught in the dock strike again
04:08you'll know what to do, won't you?
04:09That's certainly well
04:10What did she say?
04:15What did she say?
04:25What did she say?
04:35What did she say?
04:37What did she say?
04:39Nothing? She doesn't know anything?
04:41What do you pay her for then?
04:43Well her little girl's been ill, hasn't she?
04:44Oh yeah
04:45Straight up, cub. She hasn't even got the bread to go and visit her old man
04:49Where is he?
04:51Durham, maximum security
04:52How much did she sting you for?
04:54Just a ticket
04:55How much?
04:5711 quid
04:5711.24
04:5911 quid?
05:02The Salvation Army, that's where you should be
05:04I've been over this a dozen times, Inspector, er...
05:08Regan
05:08Well that was the local CID, I'm from the Flying Squad
05:11All we need now is Interpol
05:13Yes, well I'm sorry, Mr. Cowley
05:16but this is the tenth in a series of almost identical break-ins
05:18Look, there's nothing fresh I can tell you
05:20Instead of standing...
05:21Are you your name?
05:22Aye, the tall one, he called me Mr. Cowley
05:24What were the exact words?
05:26He said stand and deliver
05:27Are you kidding?
05:29Now look here, Inspector, er...
05:32Regan
05:32I'm not usually inaccurate
05:34He said stand and deliver
05:36And he was an Australian
05:38Australian?
05:40Are you sure?
05:41I'm positive, Regan
05:42Inspector
05:44Well that's all fixed
05:56Yours is the one with the squint
05:57Great
05:58Thanks for nothing
05:59Eight o'clock at Bruce's place
06:01I'm, er, taking mine down the club first
06:03So the, er...
06:05That's all yours
06:06Me and the squint
06:07It's in the line-out
06:08I think I'm better
06:10Not again
06:12I was only trying to talk to her
06:14Honest
06:15Hey, we, er, we made the lunchtime additions
06:18Did you know that?
06:19Does it say how much?
06:2125 grand
06:23They spin a good yarn, don't they?
06:26Look out here comes Dunbar
06:27What is this?
06:35A union meeting?
06:36Anzac Day
06:37Don't give me that Anzac Day was last week
06:40It was every week
06:40Right, right?
06:42Right, Colin
06:42Every week
06:43The squash courts need sweeping
06:45That's right
06:46Well get up off your fat antipodes and do some work
06:49I suppose you wouldn't care to repeat that front of the race relations board
06:52Work
06:53Puff
06:54Well the magic dragon live by the sea
06:59Hey, Gwen, we're all going to crowd in the sauna
07:01We're going to play squash
07:02Put your glasses on for God's sake
07:03So the ball's at the end of his boot
07:07It's ballooned in over the goalie's head
07:09It couldn't be sweeter if he'd tried
07:10Gov, do you think 11.24 was strong in it a bit?
07:13Yes, I saw you coming, George
07:15One look at those baby blue eyes
07:17Jack, George, come through, would you?
07:19I'll bring you a copy
07:20Here, love
07:26Do us a favour, will you?
07:27Phone up King's Cross and find out the return fare to Durham
07:30Who wants...
07:33Chief Inspector Haskins
07:34That's who wants to know
07:35Thank you
07:36Oh, what about the metal dealer's trailer?
07:40Nothing
07:40And that's what'll be on it when we find it
07:42Should he get cartons of hypodermic needles?
07:47Junkies knitting
07:48Security gun
07:50Shot and wounded in Maida Vale
07:52Rent and rates money
07:55Cheers
07:56Well, how have you been getting on?
08:01Well, none of our regulars know anything
08:03None of the jobs have a recognisable MO
08:06At least none that fits any known firm
08:08Fresh talent, you reckon?
08:11Oh, yeah, they're talented, all right
08:12Ten jobs, not one ricket
08:14Carly, that's the man who was done last night
08:17He reckons one of them's an Aussie
08:18Bash upon me a day
08:20Is he sure about the action?
08:23Positive
08:23Australian shoplifting, yes
08:27But maybe it's an Aussie firm with a heat on
08:29They've come over here for a bit of peace and quiet
08:31You know, the law's a lot tougher on non-cons over there
08:34They've only got a meet in the street and they're planning a job
08:36This shotgun trick, they've used that every time
08:39Yeah
08:39Dammit tonight, isn't it?
08:41Well, it's flash
08:42It's like that stand and deliver crack
08:43Could be Aussies, come and think of it
08:46All right, we'll cable Canberra
08:48The question is, how are they getting their information?
08:52In ten jobs, and each one grossing at least ten grand
08:55And they knew his name was Carly
08:57Well, whoever they are, they're well briefed
08:59Insurance company?
09:00It's that sort of gen, isn't it?
09:04Haskins
09:04A return fare to Durham is £11.24
09:10Oh, er, that's for me, sir
09:12Sorry
09:12Thank you very much
09:14What is it now, collecting train numbers?
09:18Something in the way I smart
09:23Looks beautiful
09:32It does now
09:33Guess what you pay for in this life?
09:37Yeah, and I pay for new tyres, new cylinder head
09:39Stiffer dampers
09:40Stronger valve springs
09:42Yeah, you polished inside a manifold
09:43Why's the time, Vince?
09:45How's moisture die on, then?
09:47Fine
09:47God's in his heaven, and all's right with the world
09:50That's poetry
09:52That's poetry
09:53That's poetry
09:53That's poetry
09:55You think we all come from cow college, don't you?
09:57You cultured people
09:59Oh, leave it out, Colleen
10:00What do you want this time?
10:02Jerry?
10:03Shooter?
10:03Nothing so simple, mate
10:04There's this copper
10:06It's getting too close
10:07We want him fixed
10:08Stitched on the time
10:09Oh, I know
10:10That comes expensive
10:11That much we know
10:12Point is
10:19Can he be fixed?
10:23Well, when do you want it done?
10:25Like yesterday
10:25Who's he with?
10:28The Sweeney
10:29Oh, great
10:31What's his name?
10:33Haskins
10:33He's a DCI
10:35Oh, him
10:35I know him, don't I?
10:37Finest cop money can buy
10:38Oh, Finn Street or nothing
10:40Going bald on top
10:40That's him
10:41Well, won't be easy
10:45We never are
10:45And I haven't got long
10:47No
10:47Well, I'll have to do it myself, you see
10:51Why split the fee?
10:52We'll pay you 20% of the next job we do
10:54Well, the thing is, afterwards
10:56I mean, I'll be, what they say
10:58A bit persona non gratin
11:00I mean, they won't give me the MBE
11:02And send me home in a taxi, will they?
11:03Yeah, well, we've been thinking about that, Vince
11:05Now, your old lady, she lives in Canada
11:07Montreal, right?
11:08Yeah
11:09Well, we're banging the air ticket
11:10As an extra bit of, uh, fun for you
11:12You will
11:13And today's Saturday, right?
11:14Get your skates on, you could be in Canada, ooh, a Tuesday
11:17Just like that?
11:18Just like that
11:19And that's not all
11:20You play your cards right
11:23Jude might just go with you
11:25Oh, leave off
11:28No!
11:29Where is she?
11:30She singed her tights last time she saw you down at the kangaroo club
11:34Get away
11:34Straight up
11:35That's right
11:44Double baked jam roll
11:48I don't know where you put it, Jack
11:49Soldiers march on their stomachs
11:52Who said that?
11:54Napoleon
11:54Oh, yeah
11:56Yeah, they also carried field marshal's batons in their bags
11:59Hmm
11:59That and baked jam roll
12:02No wonder they lost
12:03Frank
12:06There's a rumor sweeping the office
12:09Oh, what happened to Doris?
12:12Well, there's a rumor going round the office
12:14Oh, yeah
12:15Yeah, that, uh, you've been offered a job with one of the big clearing banks
12:18They're set up their security department
12:20You fancy a bigger desk, yeah?
12:23Just curious
12:23When you've got 25 years on the clock, you start to look around, don't you?
12:27Do you?
12:27Two lots of school fees
12:28Three times a year
12:29I'll get this
12:31Cheers, right?
12:32Oh, thanks, Jack
13:00Have you seen your daughter today?
13:03No, no, tomorrow's my turn
13:05Morning
13:15Good morning
13:16Come on, Doreen, hurry up
13:19We're going to be late
13:20Morning
13:21Have you got some silver for the collection?
13:26Yes, dear
13:26You didn't have last time
13:28That was last time
13:29Now, do I need an umbrella?
13:30No, dear
13:30Have you locked her back?
13:32Yes, dear
13:33Oh, have you got the car?
13:38Yes
13:38You had enough to eat?
13:58No, this afternoon
14:04What about Greenwich?
14:07The Caddy Sark?
14:08No Caddy Sark
14:09Hydra Fall Trip?
14:12Where'd it go to?
14:14Er, Greenwich
14:16I said I didn't want to go to Greenwich
14:18You did
14:19What about Madam Tussauds?
14:22Chamber of Horrors
14:23I've been with Mummy
14:26The Tower?
14:30Yeah, Beef Eaters
14:31Ravens
14:32Dungeons
14:33Been with the school
14:34Hello
14:418406
14:43No, you've got 8404
14:46Oh, sorry
14:46That's all right
14:47No, I'm sorry mate
15:00You've got the wrong number
15:01Hello?
15:129406
15:13No, I'm sorry mate
15:14You've got the wrong number
15:15Who?
15:23Oh, no
15:24Why not?
15:26I'll start to look like that, Gorilla
15:27All right then
15:31Regent's Park it is
15:33Oh, thanks
15:34You go spend a penny
15:36It's going to be a long afternoon
15:37You need some new shoes
16:02You know that bank only want me for my contacts
16:05You're too modest, Frank
16:06That's only part of what you've got to offer
16:08It'd be nice to be my own boss though, wouldn't it?
16:10Well, don't put that in there
16:11I never do put that in there
16:13It'd be worth it to get away from Regan and that lot
16:17You'd be much happier
16:18Askins?
16:32Hello, Mr. Askins
16:34It's Wally Vince here
16:35I'm sorry to disturb you for Sunday
16:37That's all right, Wally
16:39Look, I've got some info for you
16:41Urgent like
16:41Call me at the office tomorrow, will you?
16:43Come on, Governor
16:44I said urgent
16:45How did you get my home phone?
16:47It's to do with these blaggings
16:49Which blaggings?
16:51Well, I'm on about a pair of flashboys from down under
16:54Was outgrafting in Gerrard's Cross last Tuesday?
16:57Oh, yes
16:57You know the football ground, London Road?
16:59Yes, I do
17:00Yeah, well, it's near where you live, isn't it?
17:02I'll see you there in ten minutes
17:04Car park near the main gate
17:06Oh, Wally, just a...
17:07Who was that?
17:10Young tearaway called Wally Vince
17:12Who are you calling now?
17:14Jack Regan
17:15It'd be nice to have one Sunday together, wouldn't it?
17:20A lot of them we can park the kids for the day
17:22Oh, damn
17:24Even bank frauds don't stop for the Sabbath, do they?
17:29Get me the car out, Doreen, would you, please?
17:32What about Box Hill? It'll be crowded later
17:34Yes, I'll be back in town, don't worry
17:36Oh, no
17:39How long have you been working here, Wally?
17:48Oh, about six months
17:49Well, I wish I'd known before
17:52Still, nowhere to come for tickets in future
17:55Any time, Governor
17:57I didn't know you'd taken up snouting, Wally
18:02Oh, needs must, Mr. H
18:04All right, then
18:05What have you got for me?
18:08First of all, there will be some insurance, won't we?
18:12Probably
18:12Well?
18:24Check
18:25See if any of the numbers match with any of those nicked on Tuesday
18:28I don't know if they've got a note of those numbers
18:30They're in sequence, Mr. H
18:32I'll take that, Chief Inspector
18:34Well, who the hell are you?
18:38Detective Chief Superintendent Pettiford
18:40Of where?
18:42A10
18:42Nice one, Wally
18:47Truth well out, Mr. Askin
18:50We'll go in my car, my driver will take yours
18:52Thank you, Mr. Vince
18:53We'll keep in touch
18:54Will I be suspended?
18:59Ask me that again in an hour's time
19:00Oh, we'll get back to it
19:15Little bit
19:17Yeah, we'll get back to it
19:18BIRDS CHIRP
19:48Mrs. Haskins. Yes. This is the kitchen.
20:00Freezer, tumble dryer, automatic washing machine, dishwasher, nice kitchen.
20:05Who are these men? A-10. Complaints against police investigation department.
20:10Mrs. Haskins, you work in a bank, don't you? Yes. Could you show me the pay slips, please?
20:13PAYE, bank statements, etc, etc. There's no immediate hurry.
20:17But if you could do it as soon as possible, please.
20:23I've been set up, you know. Possibly. What were you doing in the football ground?
20:26I went to see Wally Vince. A known villain. They're the ones with the information.
20:29Regular contact? No, not regular.
20:32Then what were you doing there on your own?
20:35I tried to contact one of my D.I.s, anti-sergeant. And?
20:40Both numbers were engaged. How unfortunate.
20:45Excuse me.
20:47These all the shares you have? Yes. All. You'll find the total cost written on the back of the envelope.
21:01Three building society accounts.
21:10Isn't that rather excessive?
21:13One is mine. One is my wife's.
21:16And this one?
21:17Two hundred and forty-eight pounds.
21:20Which is also in my name.
21:23I had noticed.
21:27It's a special float for holidays, my wife's birthday, things like that.
21:30It was rather a surprise to your wife, I thought.
21:33Aren't I right, Mrs. Haskins?
21:35All right.
21:36She didn't know anything about it. It should have come as a surprise.
21:39I see.
21:42You see, I got this rule.
21:44What rule is that?
21:46If she puts out on the first date,
21:49then she's a trap.
21:50And that's what Joni did?
21:51Yep.
21:53Turned me right off.
21:54Before or after?
21:59After.
22:00Well, you needn't have taken her up on it.
22:01What sort of a dingbat you take me for?
22:04So.
22:05Goodbye, Joni.
22:07Yep.
22:09Enter.
22:10Gwendolyn.
22:11Now, Gwen, I could talk to.
22:13You know something, Colin?
22:14I've never been able to talk to a sheater.
22:16Yeah, marvellous.
22:17Chats, we used to have her.
22:18So?
22:19What was wrong with Gwen?
22:20Cow cockies.
22:22Oh.
22:23Now.
22:24Well, you wouldn't let me touch her.
22:26You.
22:27Not a finger.
22:28What do you do?
22:30What could I do?
22:32Go back to Joni.
22:41When was it last painted?
22:43In the autumn.
22:44300 odd quid.
22:47You've kept the receipts, have you?
22:49They're in the house somewhere.
23:07They don't believe in half measures, do they?
23:10Is this part of the framework?
23:11Well, of course.
23:12It's all circumstantial.
23:14Not all of it.
23:15The commissioner got a phone call from Vince's brief.
23:17Making certain allegations.
23:19Which is why we started.
23:20Which is why you started the investigation, yes.
23:25I'll get your receipt for those things.
23:26Then we'll go back to the yard.
23:28And I shall recommend you be suspended by the commander,
23:31pending further investigations.
23:41Not only does it bring discredit to the squad,
23:44but to the whole metropolitan force.
23:46But you can't operate unless you break the rules.
23:48Everybody knows that.
23:49Do they?
23:50Of course they do.
23:51The odds, sir, Sergeant, is a gesture of goodwill.
23:55Sorry, sir.
23:57There's a difference, Sergeant, between breaking the rules
23:59and breaking the law.
24:00But some slags word against this.
24:02It's a disgrace.
24:03Don't sound off at me, Sergeant.
24:05I'm telling you the facts.
24:07And steer clear of him, both of you.
24:09Otherwise you'll find yourself suspended.
24:11If A-10 want to talk, and they will,
24:14think before you let fly.
24:16And for God's sake, leave it to them.
24:18You're in the flying squad, not the US cavalry.
24:22Objectivity.
24:24That's what I expect from my officers.
24:26At all times.
24:28Yes, sir.
24:33Wish I'd been to Oxford.
24:34I'd be a commander at 36.
24:36I must say, you really spoke up for Askins, didn't you?
24:38Oh, shut your rabbit, George.
24:39God, dear.
24:40I've heard of keeping stomp.
24:45What's that?
24:46Well, look.
24:49A ton.
24:51So?
24:52Two days ago, I had lunch with Askins.
24:53When I went to get the coats, that was in my pocket.
24:58Who have you told?
24:59You.
25:00You don't believe that, do you?
25:02Christy, he's too square to be fed.
25:03Calm down, son.
25:04Now, look.
25:05Maybe it was planted to make me suspicious.
25:07Maybe it wasn't the wrong pocket,
25:08but ask yourself two questions.
25:10Why him and why now?
25:19He threatened to pull the wise brother in, you see.
25:21Who was that?
25:22Butling.
25:24Barry Butling.
25:27Any previous?
25:28You don't have a uniform as long as you're on.
25:29Askins was gonna fit Barry up for the Croydon warehouse, Blagg.
25:34And the money was a bribe?
25:35Yeah.
25:36Couple of ton in redis, he says.
25:38Or else.
25:40Like his own private lifeboat day.
25:43Well, we have your statement.
25:44That'll be enough.
25:48For the present.
25:49You haven't shaved.
26:02Well, I'm not going anywhere, am I?
26:04A man in a car outside?
26:06Yes, the Gestapo.
26:07A-10, the boys who keep us on the straight and narrow.
26:11Frank.
26:13About that other building society account.
26:16I wondered when you get round to that.
26:19What is it?
26:20It's a bit late to start distrusting me now, isn't it?
26:23It's cash.
26:25For my helpers, informants.
26:27Why?
26:28Because otherwise they'd blew it all in one go and get their throats cut.
26:35I thought...
26:38I can imagine.
26:42Why don't you just sit down, write to the bank and tell them you accept the job?
26:48That'd be great, wouldn't it?
26:50What's stopping you?
26:52Because I can't put my papers in while I'm under suspension without the commissioner's permission.
26:56Who says?
26:58The rules do.
27:00All right.
27:02So how long will it take?
27:07Well, from memory, the Times bribery allegation lasted just over a year.
27:14Christ!
27:27I like it.
27:29I like it.
27:31So, sir.
27:33Great.
27:35I prefer the pistache they did in this.
27:37Not the ice cream, Colin. I'm talking about the house.
27:40Yeah, I like the house well enough.
27:42What about the sheila doing the garden?
27:45Let her force my rhubarb any day.
27:48That alarm?
27:50I know that system.
27:52Break the door down, you've got about...
27:55Oh, five seconds, get the phone off the hook.
27:57And if you don't?
27:59The alarm sounds in the local mic.
28:02Five seconds, is that right?
28:05Five seconds.
28:07Tasty.
28:12Very.
28:14Feel like giving it a word?
28:16It's empty.
28:28Now, scrub it.
28:30See that sign?
28:31What's it say?
28:32Beware of the dog.
28:34Put your glasses on, right?
28:38Beware of the au pair.
28:40There's got to be a link, George.
28:42That's what Darwin said.
28:44Darwin?
28:46Yeah, I've been doing a lot of reading recently.
28:49The evenings get a bit long now.
28:53Hey, look, George.
28:54You know that new hair hostess of mine?
28:56She's got a friend.
28:58Yeah, well, cheers, Gubb.
28:59I've met those friends before.
29:00No.
29:01No, no, no.
29:02You remember Marty and Carol, the film star?
29:04What, Marty and Carol?
29:07Yeah.
29:08My granny's favourite.
29:09Oh, right, Peter Pan.
29:12Right, ten jobs.
29:13What have they got in common?
29:15Here's the file.
29:17I want to know everything about the victims.
29:19Banks, clubs, kids' schools, business interests.
29:22We've done all that.
29:23Well, we'll do it again.
29:24There's obviously something we've missed.
29:27I've got an appointment.
29:28Hello, it's DS Carter.
29:31Yeah, could you get my car round to the front, please?
29:34Hello, it's DS Carter.
29:36Yeah, could you get my car round to the front, please?
29:39Hello, I'm here.
29:40How's it going?
29:41So, let's go.
30:11Jack.
30:23Don't look surprised and don't take too long.
30:25This is knackering me.
30:31All right.
30:32Put this here.
30:35The next time you see me, I'll read the gas meter.
30:38Whose van is it?
30:39Bouts are made of mines.
30:40How are you feeling?
30:41Do you want it with adjectives or without?
30:44Oh, I heard the door.
30:46You know Jack Regan, don't you?
30:47We've met.
30:48Morning, Mrs. Haskins.
30:50Tea, coffee, sorry?
30:51No, thanks, Governor. We'll make this as brief as possible.
30:53I'll leave you to it.
30:56Obviously, somebody thought you were going to feel their collar.
30:58Not somebody, Jack. Them.
31:00The shotgun mob, the Aussie firm.
31:02Who fingered you?
31:03Wally Vince.
31:04Woeful Wally.
31:07He couldn't tell the truth if his neck depended on it.
31:09You try telling that to A10.
31:11Anyway, he's as thick as two short planks.
31:14He couldn't put this together.
31:15Well, just do me a favor, Jack.
31:16Don't lean on him.
31:17It's more than my job's worth.
31:18Yeah, that's what they call well-stitched.
31:21Keep your eyes peeled, George.
31:24Desk first.
31:24Hasn't had his cactus any harm, has it?
31:40Yeah, mate.
31:41You can tell A10 have been here, can't you?
31:49Hello.
31:50What's that?
31:51What's that?
31:54Protect yourself with gold.
31:58Each Krugerrand contains one troy ounce of gold.
32:02Gold coins?
32:04Buying price is £96 each.
32:08Eskens hasn't got the money to spend on that sort of thing, has he?
32:13Warbitons of London.
32:24Warbiton O Lafouc
32:28Warbitons of London.
32:29Warbiton O Lafouc
32:34O Lafouc
32:41iÅŸte
32:43çünkü
32:44Nice and easy, does it?
33:10Eight o'clock at Mount's place.
33:12Oh, party?
33:12Yeah, you've got to bring a bottle, a bird, and an alarm clock.
33:14Oh, beaut.
33:15Hello, hello, hello.
33:17Put your glasses on, right?
33:20They're pretty.
33:29Want any knives sharpening, lady?
33:31If I did, I'd know where to stick them.
33:36You've missed him. He's gone for a walk.
33:38Yeah, I thought so. His boyfriend's missing.
33:40I think they'd have something better to do.
33:44How is he?
33:46Bitter.
33:49Thank you for what you're doing for him.
33:52Trying to do.
33:53Well, he's grateful.
33:55We're both grateful.
33:58And you must need moral support.
34:00You suddenly find yourself in a leper colony.
34:02Like that, is it?
34:03The phone doesn't ring.
34:05No letters, no callers, nothing.
34:08There's a beer in the fridge, if you'd like one.
34:11Come on.
34:19Cheers.
34:19How are the kids?
34:28Lucy's put a PS in her prayers.
34:31Well, it's nice to know someone's rooting for you.
34:33She's not praying that he gets off.
34:35Oh, no.
34:36She's praying that it doesn't get into the papers.
34:38What's going to happen?
34:43A little fizzle, though.
34:45You think?
34:45Yeah.
34:46I'll tell you what it's not going to be.
34:49It's not going to be another bed in the psychiatric wing of St Thomas' in a sick pension.
34:54Oh, no.
34:54Not if I've got anything to do with it.
34:55That DCS from, what do you call it, A-10?
35:05Sanctimonious.
35:05You'd think he'd invented the word.
35:08Talked about the book as though it was the New Testament.
35:13I'm sorry.
35:14You didn't come here.
35:15No, it's all right.
35:16Frank won't talk about it, you see.
35:18He just sits there and festers.
35:22And then you read that eight out of ten of the general public
35:24think that the police are bent.
35:28Oh, no, no.
35:29There's a new report out now, didn't you know?
35:31Yeah, it costs 95,000 quid.
35:33It says the public loves us.
35:35Madly.
35:36I could tell it a different way.
35:42And a lot cheaper.
35:46Up!
35:54Cheers.
35:57Thanks.
35:58Ugh.
35:59It's condensation.
36:01Business.
36:02Yeah, it can ruin your love life.
36:04How many?
36:05Another five.
36:07All good?
36:07Should be.
36:08They all bought 5,000 plus.
36:09Oh, great.
36:10What should we say this time?
36:12A ground apiece?
36:13You said that last time.
36:15Let's try seven and a half for the five.
36:17No, it's too strong.
36:18Every one a winner.
36:19Look, have you any idea how many burglar alarms,
36:21Alsatian dogs these jokers have got?
36:23Not to mention au pair girls.
36:25We're lucky to make two heads every five addresses.
36:29All right.
36:30Seven, then.
36:31Six.
36:33And a half.
36:34Done.
36:36Is this your body, girl?
36:39Two minutes, Magruder.
36:41The badminton net, remember?
36:43Get along, little doggy, get along.
36:48Who's that?
36:49I don't know.
36:50I've never seen him before.
36:52What did we say?
36:53Six.
36:54Was it?
36:55And a half.
36:57Oh.
36:59Soon be time to make like the Arabs, Carl.
37:01Hold our tents and steal away.
37:04That's what we are doing.
37:05Stealing away.
37:06My father had a formula for success.
37:09Always save a bit for the next man.
37:11My old man used to say never come down from the tree sun
37:13till he picked the last of them apples.
37:15Why hadn't he?
37:16He died.
37:17Oh.
37:18In jail.
37:19My father's got his own Cayman Island
37:21and he takes a new 17-year-old mistress
37:23every January the 1st.
37:25Hey, is that right?
37:26Why is it, Judy, that everything we do
37:28is either illegal or immoral?
37:31I don't know.
37:33Ask Ray.
37:37Put your glasses on.
37:39Single stone, claw set on 18-carat white gold,
37:45expanding shank, 1,340 pounds.
37:47French marble clock, ormula, mounts and pendulum, 500 pounds.
37:51Assigned dry point by Picasso, 1,200 pounds.
37:55Four 18th-century snuff boxes, 3,500.
37:58Now, have you got all that down?
37:59Were you a collector?
38:00Only as a hedge against inflation.
38:02Any items on this list bought in the same place?
38:06No.
38:07What about these gold coins?
38:08A hundred Kruger rounds.
38:09What were they worth?
38:10About 10,000 pounds.
38:12Where'd you get them from?
38:13Dealer in the city.
38:14Warburton's.
38:16Warburton's?
38:17Are these people?
38:23Ah.
38:23And they're light and bitter.
38:25How are you?
38:29Come here.
38:30I see you brought your little friend with you.
38:32Oh, I can't go anywhere without him.
38:33Well, what is this?
38:39A wake?
38:41Or do you think we've found the common denominator?
38:43Well, tell me more.
38:45Warburton's.
38:46Remember the name?
38:47The bullion house in the city.
38:49What were you doing there, Guth?
38:51Oh, it was that attempted snatch.
38:52Do you remember?
38:53The one down by the docks?
38:54During the strike?
38:55Yes, well, you missed out there, Jack.
38:57Yeah, I lost me crowbar that week.
38:59Well, we think the answer's Kruger-Ranz.
39:02What?
39:03Eleven victims so far.
39:05Eleven people who'd bought Kruger-Ranz.
39:07So, thousands, Jack.
39:08I mean, every pundit in the city recommended people to put some of their savings into gold.
39:12Yeah, but they didn't all buy their coins at Warburton's, did they?
39:16Warburton's.
39:16Eleven victims, eleven clients at Warburton's.
39:19Spot the leak and we're on our way.
39:23Well, how does this help me?
39:27It doesn't.
39:30Cheers.
39:32Ah, yes.
39:33The law has changed in 1971.
39:36No, it doesn't apply to coins which are legal tender.
39:38But there's no income, remember, so it's up to you.
39:41I'll call you back, Alex.
39:42I have someone with me.
39:46Sorry about that.
39:47I didn't quite get the drift of what you were telling me.
39:52Eleven robberies and all eleven were customers of yours.
39:54We call them clients rather than customers.
39:57By the time this breaks, you'll be lucky to have either.
39:59Jedi?
40:00Yes, Mr. Ohl.
40:00Jeddy? Yes, Mr. Earl?
40:04Judy, bring in the Kruger Run Register, will you? Yes, Mr. Earl.
40:16This could be a serious matter, Inspector.
40:18They're like bankers, you know.
40:20We pride ourselves on our discretion, our ability to read the wind.
40:22Thank you, Judy. Give me the names, Inspector.
40:24Crowley, Arthur George, Gerrard's Cross.
40:30Yes.
40:32Another?
40:33Gross, double S-E, Ian Phillip, Great Missenden.
40:38Another?
40:40Ferguson, Isabel Jane, Petersham, Surrey.
40:44Tell the managing director I'd like to see him right away.
40:46Right away.
40:47Tell Mr. Warren from security to meet me there.
40:49And don't mention a word of this to anyone else, you understand?
40:53The Kruger Runs are then sent either to the home...
40:56Through the post? Mm-hmm. Registered and insured.
40:59To the client's home or his bank. Safe to deposit box or whatever.
41:02I see. And they keep a list?
41:04I register with all the addresses.
41:06It's a who's who of plums ready for picking.
41:09And Kruger Runs aren't traceable?
41:10Nope. And they're easily negotiable.
41:12Zurich, Canada, South Africa, the States. Anywhere in the world.
41:16In and out like a rat in a coil around.
41:19Where was that? Oh, yeah, nice.
41:21Yeah, nice.
41:23Hello, Judy.
41:24You just can't do without me, can you?
41:25Colin, it's time to blow.
41:26Who says something?
41:27The big bad fuss.
41:28Not again.
41:29I thought that orca was fixed.
41:30Yeah, Askins, yeah, it cost us a fortune.
41:31Well, now there's a lot of money.
41:32It's time to blow.
41:33Who says something?
41:34The big bad fuss.
41:35Not again.
41:36I thought that orca was fixed.
41:37Askins, yeah, so you've got plenty of money.
41:38They'll never be able to go.
41:39Why isn't it?
41:40Who says something?
41:41No, no, no.
41:42I mean, what is that?
41:47What's that?
41:48Oh yeah, nice.
41:49Yeah, nice.
41:50Hello, Judy.
41:51You just can't do without me, can you?
41:52Colin, it's time to blow.
41:53Who says some?
41:54The big bad fuss.
41:55Not again.
41:56I thought that orca was fixed.
41:57Yeah, askins?
41:58Yeah, it cost us a fortune.
41:59Well, now there's another one.
42:00They're going through everyone who has access to the register.
42:02What's his name?
42:03Regan.
42:04have we got time
42:08when are you leaving
42:11would you believe now
42:13see you on the beach
42:16right which beach
42:18Rio
42:18next carnival
42:21oh lay
42:24there she blows
42:26you gotta hand it to that girl
42:28yeah she's got style
42:31oh for Sheila
42:33oh
42:42sorry
42:44last August
42:55Warburton sold nearly a million pounds
42:57with the Kruger Rands
42:58each week
42:59so
43:00so how can you keep watching everyone who bought them
43:03even if you're limited to Greater London
43:05yeah tricky
43:06phrase maker
43:08what I don't understand is why didn't Haskins
43:10don't speak ill of the dead George
43:12no but why didn't he spot it sooner
43:14spot what
43:15well that Kruger Rands were the link
43:17the common denominator
43:18well give him a chance
43:19half the victims didn't specify what they'd lost
43:21and a few of the others forgot
43:23forgot
43:24yeah
43:25death duties
43:26gifts tax
43:28cash traders
43:29usual lead swingers
43:31relaxes the throat
43:34oh it does yeah
43:37here we are trying to slam stable doors
43:41and the horses have already done the first furlong
43:43ringer
43:47well when was this
43:50George
43:54when you last see her
44:23well lunchtime
44:24she had a delivery to take to a commodities breaker
44:26how long has she been with you
44:27what six months I say
44:28she came to us with the highest reference system
44:29was that African finance company
44:30where's she live
44:31oh they'll have that in personnel
44:32think there's still a chance
44:34well my guess is she's probably still in the pictures
44:36hmm pictures
44:3730,000 feet up above the Atlantic
44:39in the first class section
44:40here government
44:42oh good lad George
44:44Robert Baines always
44:45he's got a number on it look
44:46183
44:47I can do that
44:49they use them at swimming pools
44:50each number tallies with a clothes locker
44:52swimming yes
44:53what's that mate
44:53well she swam in the commonwealth games in New Zealand
44:55you know was it Australia
44:56no it was
44:57match this with a pool George
44:58as quick as you can
44:58look we use the transworld oil sports centre
45:01if that's any use
45:02right
45:02excuse me go
45:03why aren't you changed
45:19oh we are
45:20it's our new strip
45:21do you like it
45:21what is this
45:22we've quit
45:23what
45:24as of now
45:25what are you talking about
45:26withdrawal of labour
45:27get changed
45:29I'll overlook it
45:31just as once
45:31say goodbye Ray
45:33oh yeah
45:34we'd like to say
45:36what a great pleasure
45:36it's been working for you
45:37Mr Simpkins
45:38but it hasn't
45:39so we will
45:39she blows
45:41goodbye
45:42what's he saying
45:53he can't swim
45:54I thought that's what he said
45:56hello Rosalyn
45:59I'm the guy there
46:00I want you to do him a favour
46:00where to then
46:02Korea
46:03they're purely coincidental
46:05oh for you
46:06have you got the tickets
46:07have you got the glasses
46:08oh
46:09ah
46:09oh
46:09come on
46:11come on
46:12come on
46:13oh
46:17come on
46:18come on
46:22Oh, fuck.
46:52Who's in charge?
46:58Iron.
46:59Police.
47:00Look at a couple of Australians.
47:02Australians?
47:03Yeah, jokers.
47:04Very flash.
47:05They used to work here.
47:06Used to?
47:07They left.
47:08When?
47:09Just after lunch.
47:10I'll get a couple of cars out at the airport.
47:11I'll get a description.
47:12What do they like?
47:13Rough.
47:14What do you mean, rough?
47:15Apparently, the key witness, Wally Vince, has vanished.
47:17Don't they always?
47:18A10 think he might have left the country.
47:22So the allegations are incapable of substantiation.
47:26You're reinstated immediately without loss of privilege, pay, or seniority.
47:31Here's your warrant card.
47:35In other words, it's service as usual.
47:38Frank.
47:39Thank you, sir.
47:41We've lost them, Gov.
47:44They're still checking the channel ports, though.
47:48Hold on.
47:49You'd do yourself a mischief.
47:51Or some you lose.
47:56We've lost before.
47:57Yeah, but we needn't have done.
47:59Couple of Aussie irons mugging us.
48:01Well, no one can blame us.
48:02I blame us.
48:03Stand and deliver.
48:04What's this?
48:05Your share of the bung.
48:06What bung?
48:07Haskins.
48:08It was in my coat pocket.
48:09Remember?
48:10I can't do that, Gov.
48:11No.
48:12Nice thought, though, innit?
48:13That's a nice thought, too.
48:14Yeah, they're probably on board.
48:15Cold beer in one hand.
48:16Warm stewardess in the other.
48:17George?
48:18What's this?
48:19Your share of the bung.
48:20What's this?
48:21Your share of the bung.
48:22What bung?
48:23Haskins.
48:24It was in my coat pocket.
48:25Remember?
48:26I can't do that, Gov.
48:27No.
48:28Nice thought, though, innit?
48:29That's a nice thought, too.
48:30Yeah, they're probably on board.
48:31Cold beer in one hand.
48:32Warm stewardess in the other.
48:41George?
48:42Who loves you, baby?
48:49Who loves you, baby?
49:12You're off.
49:13You're not full.
49:14Gov.
49:15I'm coming in and I'll go, and I'll go, too.
49:17I've been out.
49:18I'll go, too.
49:19You could come from home, to a zoo.
49:21Go, away, God.
49:22I'll go, too.
49:24You're off.
49:26You're off.
49:28I want to go, too.
49:29What's this?
49:30I'll go.
49:31I'll go, too.
49:32Good morning.
49:33I'll go, too.
49:34You're off.
49:35You're off.
49:36I'll go, too.
49:37You're off.
49:38You're off.
49:39You're off.
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