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00:00作曲 李宗盛
00:30作曲 李宗盛
01:00作曲 李宗盛
01:29好 你个何清清
01:31我就说我家祖传的那个
01:34土豆凉粉
01:35土豆凉粉的秘方不见了
01:37原来是被你给偷了
01:38你们这一首颠倒黑白还真是厉害
01:42凉粉明明是我自己研制的
01:45什么时候就成祖传的了
01:46她说是她自己研制的
01:49就你这好吃懒做的样
01:51要是能研制出来土豆凉粉
01:53捕猪头能上树
01:54大姑姐
01:57只要你把方子交出来
01:58我们不追究
02:00不追究了
02:01不追究
02:02你们这么兴师动众的来
02:04不追究
02:05多浪费这场大戏
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02:08我告诉大家
02:10这房子是传男不传女
02:12结果就被她给偷了
02:14我娘啊
02:15都被寄到寄不来
02:17这年的婆婆呀
02:19可大天你够了
02:21新丫头
02:23你怎么说
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02:28既然
02:30你们说这凉粉是祖传的
02:32那你说说看
02:34这凉粉里
02:36最重要的三味调料是什么
02:38前几个步骤又是什么
02:40这方子既然是祖传的
02:42那我们自然是不知道了
02:44对啊
02:45我们可不像大姑姐一样
02:46不敬祖宗
02:48没看过
02:49你怎么知道是祖传的呀
02:50大姑姐
02:54你是什么样的人
02:56大家都有目共睹的
02:58前两日
03:00你自己没钱
03:01就跑到我们家来抢东西
03:03吓得我都差点动了
03:05开气了
03:06你说
03:07你要抢点米面也就罢了
03:09都是一家人
03:11也不能眼睁睁
03:12看着你挨饿
03:13没想到
03:14你闹这么大一出
03:16是为了偷我们祖传的方子呀
03:18要偷
03:18说的是生情并茂
03:24合情合理
03:25我差点都要信了
03:27什么都差点要信了
03:28本来金丫头
03:29本来金丫头
03:30就是我们的
03:30就是你卡龙兄弟们
03:32就是我们的
03:32行了 行了
03:34都是一家人
03:35别把事情闹得难看
03:37秦丫头
03:39我相信你不会偷
03:42只不过
03:44不小心拿错了
03:47对对对
03:49拿错了
03:50只要你把方子还回来
03:52我们不追究
03:54不追究
03:55不追究
03:56你们坏的
03:59干嘛
04:00干嘛
04:00干嘛
04:00要干嘛
04:01从你进不进
04:01起来
04:01起来
04:02方子可以给你们
04:05感动孩子
04:07让你吃不得
04:09兜着
04:09是吧
04:13是吧
04:14是吧
04:14我说的是我们家的
04:15这个叫五分原主
04:39今天我路过西市
04:43看见拖鞋他人财物的刑犯
04:46被当众证杀
04:47行为不端正
04:52终会自食恶苦
04:55你什么意思
04:58即便你前几日伪装得再好
05:02也还是露出了真面目
05:05我劝你早日收手
05:07别教会了孩子
05:09我真面目是你爹
05:10神经病啊
05:23何卿卿
05:25行为不减
05:27盗窃娘家秘方
05:30已犯其处
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05:40唐宝
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05:48怎么
05:49今天怎么突然想找爹爹
05:52爹爹
05:53你去哄哄娘吧
05:55
05:56我哄她
05:57为什么
05:58那些坏人撒谎说
06:01娘偷了房子
06:03还把房子抢走了
06:05娘心里一定很难受
06:09你的意思是
06:11你娘没有抢房子
06:13当然不是
06:14是娘和唐宝
06:17一起研究出来的
06:19又有好多好多天呢
06:21原来如此
06:28原来如此
06:33原来是爹错怪娘了
06:35爹爹
06:36娘是好人
06:37
06:42这样
06:43唐宝
06:44你带着爹
06:45去把房子给抢回来
06:47怎么样
06:48好呀
06:49把房子要回来
06:50这样
06:51娘就会开心了
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06:56疼疼疼疼
06:57干嘛啊
06:58房子交出来
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07:00那是你媳妇从我家偷走的
07:01我凭什么交出来
07:02还想贪污
07:03疼疼疼
07:04你真的以为她背后
07:05没人撑腰啊
07:07傅清淮
07:10你们怎么在这儿啊
07:12
07:13我和爹爹来帮你要房子
07:17我脖子要断了
07:18我处理上那儿
07:19告你们继续上人
07:20傅清淮
07:23你先放开他吧
07:27何大条
07:29这房子究竟是不是你的
07:30你心里比谁都清楚
07:32别在这儿得了便宜还卖乖
07:34这房子
07:35里长已经判给我们了
07:36那就是我们家的
07:38我不跟你们废话了
07:39我要回家做土豆粮粉吧
07:43让他走吧
07:49不不不不不
07:50你再给我欠
07:56房子不要了
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07:59现在相信不是我偷的了
08:01唐宝都跟我说了
08:07抱歉
08:12
08:13唐宝好生气
08:16哎呀我的小祖宗
08:17你就别气了
08:18娘啊
08:19带你看出好戏
08:21
08:26媳妇
08:28媳妇
08:29我回来了
08:31快来了
08:32快来了
08:33快来了
08:34我干什么呀
08:35城里的买家我都联系好了
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08:37他们说这土豆粮粉
08:38我们做多少
08:39我们就要吃了
08:40太棒了
08:41这边我告诉你
08:42然后我们可能要发大财了
08:44还不是我配合得好
08:46不然你姐
08:47哪儿那么容易吃饼
08:48要不是我媳妇高明呢
08:50赶紧了
08:51你快看
08:52你快看
08:53发大财
08:54我闻了
08:55我闻了
08:56桂皮二两
09:01八角二两
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09:48You, how do you do it?
09:51I'm kidding.
09:52I don't want to give them a chance.
09:54I want to give them a chance.
09:56I want to give them a chance.
09:57I want to see them.
09:59You're so smart.
10:01You're so smart.
10:03You're so smart.
10:09Come on.
10:10What are you doing?
10:11I'm just kidding.
10:12What are you doing?
10:13What are you doing?
10:14Come on.
10:15Come on.
10:20What are you doing?
10:22Come on.
10:23Come on.
10:24Come on.
10:36Come on.
10:38It's beautiful.
10:45Let's take a look at this.
11:01It's so beautiful.
11:05Are you looking for a human being?
11:07It's not a human being.
11:13I'm saying
11:15It's because it's too common, so I don't care about her.
11:38It's easy to think of a human being.
11:41It's like a human being.
11:45Let's see what it looks like.
12:15Oh, that's so cool.
12:18What's that?
12:20It looks like a young man.
12:22I got it.
12:24Oh, that's so cool.
12:27Why didn't I come back?
12:29It's so cool.
12:41I like to have a girl.
12:55I'm scared.
13:00Let's go to the gym.
13:02It's just because of the food.
13:07If you tell me,
13:09you're going to live in the real reason.
13:12I've said it.
13:14I'm going to give you two children.
13:24Okay.
13:25I'll help you.
13:28I'll help you.
13:29I'll help you.
13:31I'll help you.
13:40There will be no other than me.
13:56I'll go.
13:58Do you want to go home?
14:00Please, don't you want to go home?
14:02No, I will.
14:04You won't be in my house.
14:10You can give us a chance to give us a chance.
14:19How much is it?
14:22Let's go.
14:24Let's go.
14:40Let's go.
15:10Let's go.
15:40誰是豪余詩
15:44穿舞在泪斌裡
15:47負擔泛自然
16:04少時俗語
16:07心本愛就散
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