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Oops! My Kid Is Cupid - Full Movie
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00:00:00Abracadabra!
00:00:02Abracadabra!
00:00:12Daddy?
00:00:14I want to see my kitty.
00:00:30Don't touch Mommy's ear!
00:00:36Mom, you almost lost your own child.
00:00:39Oh, I did not.
00:00:41I'm not worried about you at all.
00:00:43Not even a stone could hurt you.
00:00:45You'll be fine.
00:00:46Luna!
00:00:48This is a good girl, okay?
00:00:50We need to find Daddy.
00:00:52Daddy? What Daddy?
00:00:53Your husband, my daddy.
00:00:55Luna, I already told you.
00:00:57I don't have a husband.
00:00:59I'm not even married.
00:01:01Luna, Luna, Luna.
00:01:07Oh, what was I going to say?
00:01:09Daddy, you were talking about Daddy.
00:01:11Right, that, yes.
00:01:13Uh, reason.
00:01:14Ow, my arm!
00:01:16You have to go and find your husband now.
00:01:18Go and marry him,
00:01:20or the karmic retribution is going to kill you.
00:01:23What? What? Karmic retribution?
00:01:26Why are you going to marry him?
00:01:28If you don't marry him, your soul will be ripped into seven pieces.
00:01:34Do you know what seven means?
00:01:36You don't know what seven means, Mother.
00:01:38But seven's a lot.
00:01:40Why me?
00:01:42Is your mind as bad as mine now?
00:01:44Ever since Luna, your faith has been bond together.
00:01:48Bonded together?
00:01:50Wait a minute.
00:01:51You can't mean that CEO Alpha guy from the human world?
00:02:05Whoa!
00:02:06Where did Alara's teleport stealth egg me to?
00:02:10Ew!
00:02:11What kind of place is this?
00:02:13It looks like an abandoned vampire layer.
00:02:16Ugh!
00:02:19This isn't a vampire land.
00:02:20Oh!
00:02:21It's my home.
00:02:22Oh!
00:02:23And you have a blind date my family arranged, I imagine?
00:02:25Blind date?
00:02:26Is that like a date for blind people?
00:02:28Or a date where you can't see each other?
00:02:30Like, just cover your eyes like,
00:02:32Ooh!
00:02:33Hi!
00:02:34Nice to meet you!
00:02:35Right?
00:02:36Hey!
00:02:37Hey!
00:02:38Well, I wasn't expecting an entrance like that, but...
00:02:41Woman?
00:02:42You certainly got my attention.
00:02:44Oh my god.
00:02:45Does this like, super cheesy line get kind of familiar?
00:02:49Oh!
00:02:50Wait a second.
00:02:51Is he one of those, like, CEO Alphas from those romance novels?
00:02:55Ooh!
00:02:56Maybe this is a chance to try and see if those lines actually work.
00:02:59Ah!
00:03:00Okay.
00:03:05Okay.
00:03:12I'm not here just for your attention.
00:03:15I'm here for your heart.
00:03:18Careful, you're playing the spy now.
00:03:25And so are you.
00:03:32Oh my god!
00:03:33Those romantic scenes where the woman teases the CEO are so thrilling!
00:03:38Wow.
00:03:39I feel kinda dizzy, actually.
00:03:42But...
00:03:43I'm a bit dizzy.
00:03:44Oh no.
00:03:45What was in my drink?
00:03:48You...
00:03:49Oh...
00:03:50What a pretty face.
00:03:51I wish you were mine.
00:03:52Okay.
00:03:53Oh!
00:03:54And you think you can just walk away after that?
00:03:55Oh!
00:03:56Oh!
00:03:57Oh!
00:03:58Oh!
00:03:59Oh!
00:04:00Oh!
00:04:01Oh!
00:04:02Oh!
00:04:03Oh!
00:04:04Oh!
00:04:05Oh!
00:04:06Oh!
00:04:07Oh!
00:04:08Oh!
00:04:09Oh!
00:04:10Oh!
00:04:11Oh!
00:04:12Oh!
00:04:13Oh!
00:04:14Oh!
00:04:15Oh!
00:04:16Oh!
00:04:17Oh! Oh!
00:04:18Oh!
00:04:20Oh!
00:04:21Oh.
00:04:22It's still time for you to run.
00:04:27It's too late for you to run.
00:04:43But that was Carbic Retribution?
00:04:46I thought that was one of those meat cues from the romance novels.
00:04:52Maybe it's a curse for hopeless romantic.
00:04:57Hey, I heard that sarcasm missing.
00:05:00Focus, focus, focus, focus.
00:05:02You need to find the man, marry him within one month,
00:05:06or the Carbic Retribution is going to kill you, make you dead.
00:05:11One month? That's nothing. We can have a lot of time.
00:05:15Wait a minute. One month until I die?
00:05:18Mom, why did you wait so long to tell me? Geez!
00:05:21Are you going to wait until I'm dead to tell me, huh?
00:05:24Hurry up, Mommy. We need to find Daddy.
00:05:26Careful, slow down. I don't even know where he is.
00:05:37We have to save Daddy now.
00:05:39Oh, go, go.
00:05:40Call me more often.
00:05:42So this is how I die, huh?
00:05:45No one to save me this time.
00:05:47No one to save me this time.
00:05:49Where are we?
00:06:07Magic disturbance. That's impossible. No other magic should be in this world.
00:06:14There's a beetle.
00:06:19What?
00:06:21Wait, wait, wait, Luna!
00:06:25Arthur!
00:06:26Dad!
00:06:27Dad!
00:06:28Are you back?
00:06:29Are you okay?
00:06:30Dad!
00:06:31Wake up, wake up, Dad!
00:06:32Dad, wake up, wake up.
00:06:34Dad, wake up, wake up.
00:06:37What do we do?
00:06:38Do the magic, do the magic.
00:06:40Wait, wait, wait.
00:06:41Okay, ready?
00:06:49Daddy!
00:06:50We finally wake up!
00:06:51Yeah!
00:06:52It's your wife, Raven, and your daughter, Luna!
00:06:57This is what people see before they die.
00:07:05Uh, Arthur?
00:07:06Arthur?
00:07:07Daddy!
00:07:10Is he a badass CEO even in his dreams?
00:07:17Daddy, wake up!
00:07:18Mommy and me come to see you!
00:07:21Ray, it's already noon.
00:07:23Where's my cooking?
00:07:24Uh, um, sir, you're not in your boardroom.
00:07:27You're in your bedroom.
00:07:28Daddy, you're finally awake!
00:07:30What?
00:07:31Daddy!
00:07:32Daddy!
00:07:35So, Daddy is the big job's CEO?
00:07:38Well, he'd marry a woman who'd ruin his company and kill him.
00:07:45Fuck!
00:07:46Yeah, you goddamn bitch!
00:07:49Or he'd marry Mommy and Luna.
00:07:51You've been plausing this all along.
00:07:53He wouldn't have died.
00:07:55Fuck!
00:07:56No!
00:08:01That sound...
00:08:02What was it?
00:08:03If Mommy haven't show up, you'll be gone by now.
00:08:07Wait!
00:08:08She didn't see anything.
00:08:09Why would I hear that sound?
00:08:11Was that...
00:08:12Karina's voice?
00:08:13Dear Hello?
00:08:14Um...
00:08:15Are we still able to function normally?
00:08:26You shouldn't call strangers Daddy.
00:08:28Uh, that could embarrass your mother.
00:08:30In any case, you two did save me and I owe you a big time.
00:08:34I'll make sure to repay you a thousand.
00:08:36We don't need money.
00:08:38Mommy just wants to marry you.
00:08:41What?
00:08:45Abra-cha-debra!
00:09:03Daddy?
00:09:06I must see my hair already.
00:09:12Ah-ah-ah!
00:09:13Don't pinch mommy's ear.
00:09:27Mom, you almost lost your own child.
00:09:31Oh, I did not.
00:09:32I'm not worried about you at all.
00:09:35Not even a stone could hurt you.
00:09:36You'll be fine.
00:09:38Oh, mom.
00:09:39Ow.
00:09:40This is a good girl, okay?
00:09:41We need to find daddy.
00:09:43Daddy?
00:09:44What daddy?
00:09:44Your husband, my daddy.
00:09:46Luna, I already told you.
00:09:49I don't have a husband.
00:09:50I'm not even married.
00:09:53Luna, Luna, Luna.
00:09:58What was I going to say?
00:10:01Daddy, you're talking about daddy.
00:10:02Right, that, yes.
00:10:05Read him.
00:10:05Ow, my arm.
00:10:07You have to go and find your husband now.
00:10:10Go and marry him, or the karmic retribution is going to kill you.
00:10:14What?
00:10:15What karmic retribution?
00:10:17And why are you going to marry him?
00:10:19If you don't marry him, your soul will be ripped into seven pieces.
00:10:25Do you know what seven means?
00:10:27Do you know what seven means, mother?
00:10:29But seven's a lot.
00:10:31Why me?
00:10:32Is your mind as bad as mine now?
00:10:35Ever since Luna, your face has been bond together.
00:10:39Bonded together?
00:10:41Wait a minute.
00:10:43You can't mean that CEO alpha guy from the human world?
00:10:47Oh, where did Alara's teleport spell take me to?
00:11:01Ew.
00:11:02What kind of place is this?
00:11:04It looks like a sort of abandoned vampire layer.
00:11:07Ugh.
00:11:10This isn't a vampire land.
00:11:11Oh.
00:11:12It's my home.
00:11:13Oh.
00:11:13And you have a blind date my family arranged, I imagine?
00:11:17Blind date?
00:11:18Is that like a date for blind people?
00:11:20Or a date where you can't see each other?
00:11:22Like, just cover your eyes like,
00:11:23Oh, hi, nice to meet you.
00:11:26Right?
00:11:27Hey!
00:11:28Hey!
00:11:30Well, I wasn't expecting an entrance like that,
00:11:32but woman, you certainly got my attention.
00:11:36Oh my god.
00:11:36Does this, like, super cheesy line get kind of familiar?
00:11:40Oh, wait a second.
00:11:43Is he one of those, like, CEO alphas from those romance novels?
00:11:47Oh, maybe this is a chance to try and see if those lines actually work.
00:11:51Okay.
00:11:56Okay.
00:11:57I'm not here just for your attention.
00:12:06I'm here for your heart.
00:12:14Careful, you're playing with fire.
00:12:16But so are you.
00:12:23Oh my god!
00:12:24Those romantic scenes where the woman teases the CEO are so thrilling!
00:12:29Wow.
00:12:30I feel kind of dizzy, actually.
00:12:33But...
00:12:33I'm a bit dizzy.
00:12:35Oh no.
00:12:36Oh, what was in my drink?
00:12:41You...
00:12:42Oh.
00:12:44What a pretty thing.
00:12:46I wish you were mine.
00:12:48I wish you were mine.
00:12:54Okay.
00:12:58Oh!
00:13:00And you think you can just walk away after that?
00:13:15It's still time for you to run.
00:13:18It's too late for you to run.
00:13:20But that was Carbic Retribution? I thought that was one of those meet-cutes from the romance novels.
00:13:41Maybe it's a curse for a helpless romantic.
00:13:47Hey, I heard that sarcasm missing. Focus, focus, focus, focus.
00:13:53You need to find the man, marry him within one month, or the Carbic Retribution is going to kill you, make you dead.
00:14:01One month? That's nothing. We can have a lot of time.
00:14:06Wait a minute. One month until I die?
00:14:09Mom, why did you wait so long to tell me? Geez, you don't wait till I'm dead to tell me, huh?
00:14:14Mom? Hurry up, Mommy. We need to find Daddy.
00:14:17Careful, slow down. I can't even know where he is.
00:14:28We have to save Daddy now.
00:14:30Oh, go, go.
00:14:31Call me more often.
00:14:33Call me more often.
00:14:35So this is how I die, huh?
00:14:37No one to save me this time.
00:14:39What?
00:14:41What?
00:14:45No!
00:14:47No!
00:14:49No!
00:14:51No!
00:14:52No!
00:14:53No!
00:14:57No!
00:14:58Where are we?
00:15:00Magic Disturbance.
00:15:01That's impossible.
00:15:02No other magic should be in this world.
00:15:09There's a people!
00:15:10What?
00:15:12Wait!
00:15:13Wait!
00:15:14Luna!
00:15:16Arthur!
00:15:17Matt!
00:15:18Are you okay?
00:15:20Are you okay?
00:15:22Wake up! Wake up!
00:15:26Dad, wake up!
00:15:28What do we do?
00:15:30Use the magic!
00:15:32Okay, ready?
00:15:40Daddy, we finally wake up!
00:15:42It's your wife, Raven,
00:15:44and your daughter, Luna!
00:15:48This is what people see before they die.
00:15:56Uh, Arthur?
00:15:58Daddy!
00:16:04Is he a badass CEO,
00:16:06even in his dreams?
00:16:08Daddy, wake up!
00:16:10Mommy and me come to see you!
00:16:12Right, it's already noon.
00:16:14Where's my cookie?
00:16:16Sir, you're not in your boardroom.
00:16:18You're in your bedroom!
00:16:20Daddy, you're finally awake!
00:16:22What?
00:16:24Daddy?
00:16:26So, Daddy is a cookie-up CEO?
00:16:28Well, he'd marry a woman.
00:16:32He'd ruin his company.
00:16:34And kill him.
00:16:36Fuck!
00:16:38You goddamn bitch!
00:16:40If he'd marry Mommy's dinner.
00:16:42You've been plausing this all along.
00:16:44He won't have died.
00:16:46Oh!
00:16:52That sound...
00:16:53What was it?
00:16:54If Mommy haven't show up,
00:16:56you'll be gone by now.
00:16:58Wait!
00:16:59She didn't see anything.
00:17:00Why would I hear that sound?
00:17:02Was that...
00:17:03Karina's voice?
00:17:04Hello?
00:17:05Um...
00:17:06Are we still able to function normally?
00:17:17You shouldn't call strangers Daddy.
00:17:19That could embarrass your mother.
00:17:21In any case,
00:17:22you two did save me,
00:17:23and I owe you a big time.
00:17:25I'll make sure to repay you a thousand.
00:17:26We don't need money.
00:17:28Mommy just wants to marry you.
00:17:30I'll marry you.
00:17:32What?
00:17:45Abracadabra!
00:17:53Daddy?
00:17:57I need to see my hair.
00:18:00Oh!
00:18:01OOOOH!
00:18:02OOOOH!
00:18:03OOOOH!
00:18:04OOOOH!
00:18:05OOOOH!
00:18:07Wham!
00:18:08OOOOH!
00:18:09wham!
00:18:10Don't pinch Mommy's ear!
00:18:11Mom, you almost lost your own child.
00:18:14Oh, I did not.
00:18:16I'm not worried about you at all.
00:18:17Not even a stone could hurt you.
00:18:19You'll be fine.
00:18:20But...
00:18:21We're not!
00:18:22We're not!
00:18:23We're not!
00:18:24I'm not worried about you at all.
00:18:25Not even a stone could hurt you!
00:18:27We'll be fine.
00:18:28I'm fine.
00:18:29Luna!
00:18:30No!
00:18:31This is a good girl, okay?
00:18:32We need to find daddy.
00:18:34Daddy?
00:18:35What daddy?
00:18:36Your husband, my daddy.
00:18:37Luna, I already told you.
00:18:39I don't have a husband.
00:18:41I'm not even married.
00:18:43Luna, Luna, Luna.
00:18:49Oh, what was I going to say?
00:18:51Daddy, you were talking about daddy.
00:18:53Right.
00:18:54That's, yes.
00:18:55Uh, reason.
00:18:56Oh, my God!
00:18:58You have to go and find your husband now.
00:19:01Go and marry him.
00:19:02Or the karmic retribution is going to kill you.
00:19:05What?
00:19:06What?
00:19:07Karmic retribution?
00:19:08Why are you going to marry him?
00:19:10If you don't marry him, your soul will be ripped into seven pieces.
00:19:16Do you know what seven means?
00:19:18You don't know what seven means, mother.
00:19:20But seven's a lot.
00:19:22Why me?
00:19:24Is your mind as bad as mine now?
00:19:26Ever since Luna, your faith has been bond together.
00:19:30Bonded together?
00:19:32Wait a minute.
00:19:33You can't mean that CEO alpha guy from the human world?
00:19:47Whoa!
00:19:48Where did Alara's teleport spells end me to?
00:19:51Ew!
00:19:52What kind of place is this?
00:19:54What kind of place is this?
00:19:55It looks like an abandoned vampire layer.
00:19:58Ugh!
00:20:01This isn't a vampire land.
00:20:02Oh!
00:20:03It's my home.
00:20:04Oh!
00:20:05And you have a blind date my family arranged, I imagine?
00:20:08Blind date?
00:20:09Is that like a date for blind people?
00:20:11Or a date where you can't see each other?
00:20:13Just cover your eyes like,
00:20:14Oh!
00:20:15Hi!
00:20:16Nice to meet you.
00:20:17Right?
00:20:18Hey!
00:20:19Hey!
00:20:21Well, I wasn't expecting an entrance like that.
00:20:23But, woman, you certainly got my attention.
00:20:27Oh my god.
00:20:28Does this like, super cheesy line get kind of familiar?
00:20:32Wait a second.
00:20:34Is he one of those like CEO alphas from those romance novels?
00:20:37Ooh!
00:20:38Maybe this is a chance to try and see if those lines actually work.
00:20:42Okay.
00:20:47Okay.
00:20:54I'm not here just for your attention.
00:20:57I'm here for your heart.
00:21:01Careful, you're playing with fire.
00:21:07But so are you.
00:21:14Oh my god!
00:21:15Those romantic scenes where the woman teases the CEO are so thrilling!
00:21:20Wow.
00:21:21I feel kinda dizzy actually.
00:21:24What?
00:21:25Bit dizzy.
00:21:26Oh no.
00:21:28What was in my drink?
00:21:31You...
00:21:34Oh.
00:21:35What a pretty face.
00:21:37I wish you were mine.
00:21:39Okay.
00:21:49Oh!
00:21:51And you think you can just walk away after that?
00:22:00It's still time for you to run.
00:22:10It's too late for you to run.
00:22:11Oh!
00:22:12But that was carbic retribution!
00:22:13I...
00:22:14I thought that was one of those meat cues from the romance novels!
00:22:18Maybe it's a curse for hopeless romantic.
00:22:19Maybe it's a curse for hopeless romantic.
00:22:20Hey!
00:22:21I heard that sarcasm missing the way.
00:22:22Focus, focus, focus, focus.
00:22:23Focus, focus, focus, focus.
00:22:24Yeah.
00:22:25You need to find the man, marry him within one month, or the carbic retribution is going
00:22:30to kill you, make you dead.
00:22:31One month?
00:22:32That's nothing.
00:22:33We can have a lot of time.
00:22:34What do I mean?
00:22:35One month until I die?
00:22:37What a minute!
00:22:39One month!
00:22:40One month until I die.
00:22:43Two months!
00:22:44One month until I die!
00:22:45Maybe it's a curse for hopeless romantic.
00:22:46Maybe it's a curse for helpless romantic.
00:22:48Hey, I heard that sarcasm missing the way.
00:22:49Focus, focus, focus, focus.
00:22:50Yeah.
00:22:51You need to find the man, marry him within one month or the carbic retribution is going to
00:22:53kill you, make you dead!
00:22:54One month?
00:22:55That's nothing.
00:22:56We can have a lot of time!
00:22:58What is it?
00:22:59One month until I die?
00:23:01Mom!
00:23:02Why did you wait so long to tell me?
00:23:03Geez!
00:23:04Wait till I'm dead to tell me, huh?
00:23:06Hurry up, Mommy! We need to find Daddy!
00:23:08Careful! Slow down!
00:23:10I can't even know where he is!
00:23:19We have to save Daddy now!
00:23:21Go! Go!
00:23:23Call me more often!
00:23:27So this is how I die, huh?
00:23:29No one to save me this time.
00:23:34Where are we?
00:23:50Magic disturbance. That's impossible.
00:23:54No other magic should be in this world.
00:24:01There's a people!
00:24:02What?
00:24:04Wait! Wait! Luna!
00:24:08Arthur!
00:24:09Oh my goodness!
00:24:11Are you back?
00:24:12Are you okay?
00:24:13Wake up! Wake up!
00:24:17Wake up! Wake up!
00:24:19Wake up!
00:24:20What do we do?
00:24:21Use the magic! Use the magic!
00:24:23Okay, ready?
00:24:24Daddy!
00:24:31Daddy!
00:24:32We finally wake up!
00:24:33Yeah!
00:24:34It's your wife Raven and your daughter Luna!
00:24:39This is what people see before they die.
00:24:41Hmm.
00:24:42Hmm.
00:24:47Uh, Arthur?
00:24:48Arthur?
00:24:49Daddy!
00:24:50Shhh!
00:24:56Is he a badass CEO even in his dreams?
00:24:58Daddy!
00:24:59Wake up!
00:25:00Daddy!
00:25:01Wake up!
00:25:02Mommy and me come to see you!
00:25:04Ray!
00:25:05It's already noon!
00:25:06Where's my cooking?
00:25:07Um, sir!
00:25:08You're not in your boardroom!
00:25:09You're in your bedroom!
00:25:10Daddy!
00:25:11You're finally awake!
00:25:12What?
00:25:13Daddy!
00:25:14Daddy!
00:25:18So, Daddy is a good job's CEO?
00:25:20Well, if he marry a woman, he'll ruin his company and kill him.
00:25:27Fuck!
00:25:29You goddamn bitch!
00:25:31If he marry Mommy Luna...
00:25:33You've been buzzing this all along.
00:25:36He won't have died.
00:25:37Fuck!
00:25:38Watch!
00:25:43That sound...
00:25:44What was it?
00:25:45If Mommy haven't show up, you'll be gone by now.
00:25:50Wait!
00:25:51She didn't see anything!
00:25:52Why would I hear that sound?
00:25:53Was that...
00:25:54Karina's voice?
00:25:55Dear Hello?
00:25:56Um...
00:25:57Are we still able to function normally?
00:25:59You shouldn't call strangers Daddy.
00:26:11Uh, that could embarrass your mother.
00:26:13In any case, you two did save me and I owe you a big time.
00:26:17I'll make sure to repay you a thousand.
00:26:18We don't need money.
00:26:20Mommy just wants to marry you.
00:26:24What?
00:26:29What?
00:26:30What?
00:26:36Abracadabra!
00:26:49See you, Daddy.
00:26:50I want to stay my carey.
00:26:59Mom, you almost lost your own child.
00:27:13Oh, I did not.
00:27:15I'm not worried about you at all.
00:27:18Not even a stone could hurt you.
00:27:20You'll be fine.
00:27:21Mom!
00:27:22Ow!
00:27:23This is a good girl, okay?
00:27:24We need to find Daddy.
00:27:25Daddy?
00:27:26What Daddy?
00:27:27Your husband!
00:27:28My Daddy!
00:27:29Luna?
00:27:30I already told you.
00:27:31I don't have a husband.
00:27:32I'm not even married.
00:27:33Luna, Luna, Luna.
00:27:34Oh, what was I going to say?
00:27:35Daddy, you were talking about Daddy.
00:27:36Right.
00:27:37That.
00:27:38Yes.
00:27:39Uh, breathe him.
00:27:40Ow!
00:27:41My arm!
00:27:42You have to go and find your husband now.
00:27:43Go and marry him or the comic retribution is going to kill you.
00:27:48What?
00:27:49What?
00:27:50What?
00:27:51What?
00:27:52What?
00:27:53What?
00:27:54What?
00:27:55What?
00:27:56What?
00:27:57Karmic retribution?
00:27:58Why are you going to marry him?
00:27:59If you don't marry him, your soul will be ripped into seven pieces.
00:28:04Do you know what seven means?
00:28:05You don't know what seven means, Mother.
00:28:06But seven's a lot.
00:28:07Why me?
00:28:08Is your mind as bad as mine now?
00:28:09Ever since Luna, your faith has been bond together.
00:28:10Bonded together?
00:28:11Wait a minute.
00:28:12You can't mean that CEO alpha guy from the human world?
00:28:15Whoa!
00:28:16Where did Alara's teleport spell take me to?
00:28:17Oh!
00:28:18Oh!
00:28:19Oh!
00:28:20What?
00:28:21Oh!
00:28:22Oh!
00:28:23Oh!
00:28:24Oh!
00:28:25Oh!
00:28:26Oh!
00:28:27Oh!
00:28:28Oh!
00:28:29Oh!
00:28:30Oh!
00:28:31Oh!
00:28:32Oh!
00:28:33Oh!
00:28:34Oh!
00:28:35Oh!
00:28:36Oh!
00:28:37Oh!
00:28:38Oh!
00:28:39Oh!
00:28:40Oh!
00:28:41Oh!
00:28:42Oh!
00:28:43Oh!
00:28:44Oh!
00:28:45Oh!
00:28:46What kind of place is this?
00:28:47It looks like an abandoned vampire layer.
00:28:50Ugh!
00:28:53This isn't a vampire land.
00:28:54Oh!
00:28:55It's my home.
00:28:56Oh!
00:28:57And you have a blind date my family arranged, I imagine?
00:28:59Blind date?
00:29:00Is that like a date for blind people?
00:29:02Or a date where you can't see each other?
00:29:04Like, just cover your eyes like,
00:29:06Hi, nice to meet you.
00:29:08Right?
00:29:10Hey!
00:29:11Hey!
00:29:12Well, I wasn't expecting an entrance like that, but...
00:29:15Woman?
00:29:16You certainly got my attention.
00:29:18Oh!
00:29:19Oh my god!
00:29:20Does this like...
00:29:21Super cheesy line get kind of familiar?
00:29:23Oh!
00:29:24Wait a second...
00:29:26Is he one of those like CEO alphas from those romance novels?
00:29:29Ooh!
00:29:30Maybe this is the chance to try and see if those lines actually work!
00:29:33Ah!
00:29:34Okay!
00:29:35Okay!
00:29:36Okay!
00:29:37Okay!
00:29:38Okay!
00:29:39I'm not here just for your attention.
00:29:44I'm here...
00:29:46For your heart!
00:29:47Careful, you're playing the spire.
00:29:48But so are you!
00:29:50Oh my god!
00:29:51Oh my god!
00:29:52Those romantic scenes where the woman teases the CEO are so thrilling!
00:29:55Wow!
00:29:56I feel kinda dizzy actually!
00:29:57But...
00:29:58But dizzy!
00:29:59Oh no!
00:30:00Oh no!
00:30:01Oh no!
00:30:02Oh no!
00:30:03Oh no!
00:30:04Oh no!
00:30:05Oh no!
00:30:06Oh no!
00:30:07What was in my drink?
00:30:08Oh...
00:30:09Oh!
00:30:10What a pretty thing!
00:30:11I wish it were mine!
00:30:12Oh no...
00:30:13Oh no!
00:30:14Oh...
00:30:15Oh no!
00:30:16Oh no!
00:30:18Oh!
00:30:19Ugh...
00:30:20What is in my drink?
00:30:21You...
00:30:22Oh.
00:30:23What a pretty thing!
00:30:24I wish it were mine...
00:30:25Oh, what a pretty face. I wish you were mine.
00:30:39Hi, Kelly.
00:30:42And you think you can just walk away after that?
00:30:55It's still time for you to run.
00:31:01It's too late for you to run.
00:31:17But that was car break retribution?
00:31:20I thought that was one of those meet-cutes from the romance novels.
00:31:28Maybe it's a curse for a hopeless romantic.
00:31:31Hey, I heard that sarcasm missing out.
00:31:34Focus, focus, focus, focus.
00:31:36You need to find the man, marry him within one month,
00:31:41or the comic retribution is going to kill you, make you dead.
00:31:45One month? That's nothing. We can have a lot of time.
00:31:50Wait a minute. One month until I die?
00:31:52Mom, why did you wait so long to tell me?
00:31:55Geez, you don't wait until I'm dead to tell me, huh?
00:31:58Hurry up, Mommy. We need to find Daddy.
00:32:00Careful, slow down. I don't even know where he is.
00:32:11We have to save Daddy now.
00:32:13Oh, go, go.
00:32:15Call me more often.
00:32:16So this is how I die, huh?
00:32:20No one to save me this time.
00:32:25What?
00:32:26Where are we?
00:32:41Magic disturbance. That's impossible. No other magic should be in this world.
00:32:48There's a beetle.
00:32:49What?
00:32:50Wait, wait, wait, Luna!
00:32:51Arthur!
00:32:52Oh my goodness!
00:32:53Are you okay?
00:32:54Are you okay?
00:32:55Wake up, wake up!
00:32:57Wake up!
00:32:58Wake up, wake up!
00:32:59What do we do?
00:33:00Get the magic, get the magic!
00:33:01Okay, ready?
00:33:02Daddy!
00:33:03Daddy, we're finally wake up!
00:33:04Yeah.
00:33:05It's you.
00:33:06It's your wife Raven and your daughter Luna!
00:33:08Dad, wake up. Wake up.
00:33:12What do we do?
00:33:13Use the magic. Use the magic.
00:33:14Right, right. Okay, ready?
00:33:23Daddy, we finally wake up.
00:33:26It's your wife, Raven, and your daughter, Luna.
00:33:31This is what people see before they die.
00:33:38Is he a badass CEO, even in his dreams?
00:33:51Daddy, wake up. Mommy and me come to see you.
00:33:56Ray, it's already noon. Where's my cookie?
00:33:59Sir, you're not in your boardroom. You're in your bedroom.
00:34:02Daddy, you're finally awake.
00:34:05What? Daddy.
00:34:08So, Daddy is a split-up CEO.
00:34:13Well, he'll marry a woman.
00:34:15He'll ruin his company and kill him.
00:34:19Fuck!
00:34:20You goddamn bitch!
00:34:22If he marry Mommy Luna.
00:34:25You've been buzzing this all along.
00:34:27He won't have died.
00:34:29Fuck!
00:34:34That sound...
00:34:36What was it?
00:34:36If Mommy haven't show up, you'll be gone by now.
00:34:41Wait, she didn't say anything.
00:34:44Why would I hear that sound?
00:34:45Was that Karina's voice?
00:34:47Dear, hello?
00:34:48Um...
00:34:49Do you still order a function normally?
00:34:50You shouldn't call strangers, Daddy.
00:35:02Uh, that could embarrass your mother.
00:35:05In any case, you two did save me, and I owe you a big time.
00:35:08I'll make sure to repay you a thousand.
00:35:10We don't need money.
00:35:12Mommy just wants to marry you.
00:35:14What?
00:35:16What?
00:35:29Abracadabra!
00:35:29Bye!
00:35:31Daddy!
00:35:32Daddy!
00:35:33I'm so cute!
00:35:44Ow!
00:35:45Ow!
00:35:46Ow!
00:35:47Ow!
00:35:48Ow!
00:35:49Ow!
00:35:50Ow!
00:35:52Ow!
00:35:53Ow!
00:35:54Ow!
00:35:56Ow!
00:35:57Ow!
00:35:58Ow!
00:35:59Don't pinch mommy's ear!
00:36:01Mom, you almost lost your own child.
00:36:05Oh, I did not.
00:36:07I'm not worried about you at all.
00:36:09Not even a stone could hurt you.
00:36:11You'll be fine.
00:36:12Luna!
00:36:13Ow!
00:36:14This is a good girl, okay?
00:36:15We need to find daddy.
00:36:17Daddy?
00:36:18What daddy?
00:36:19Your husband, my daddy.
00:36:20Luna, I already told you.
00:36:23I don't have a husband.
00:36:24I'm not even married.
00:36:27Luna, Luna, Luna.
00:36:28Oh, what was I going to say?
00:36:35Daddy, we're talking about daddy.
00:36:37Right.
00:36:37Dad, yes.
00:36:39I love rhythm.
00:36:40Ow, my arm.
00:36:41To go and find your husband now.
00:36:44Go and marry him, or the karmic retribution is going to kill you.
00:36:49What?
00:36:49What karmic retribution?
00:36:51Why are you going to marry him?
00:36:53If you don't marry him, your soul will be ripped into seven pieces.
00:36:59Do you know what seven means?
00:37:01You don't know what seven means, mother.
00:37:03But seven's a lot.
00:37:05I'm slimy.
00:37:07Is your mind as bad as mine now?
00:37:09Ever since Luna, your faith has been bond together.
00:37:14Bonded together?
00:37:14Wait a minute.
00:37:17You can't mean that CEO Alpha guy from the human world?
00:37:30Whoa!
00:37:31Where did Alara's teleport stealth egg me to?
00:37:34What kind of place is this?
00:37:38It looks like an abandoned vampire lair.
00:37:44This isn't a vampire lair.
00:37:45Oh!
00:37:46It's my home.
00:37:47Oh.
00:37:48And you're the blind date my family arranged, I imagine?
00:37:51Blind date?
00:37:52Is that like a date for blind people?
00:37:54Or a date where you can't see each other?
00:37:56Like, just cover your eyes like, boom, hi, nice to meet you.
00:38:00Right?
00:38:01Hey!
00:38:02Hey!
00:38:03Well, I wasn't expecting an entrance like that, but woman, you certainly got my attention.
00:38:10Oh my god.
00:38:11Does this, like, super cheesy line get kind of familiar?
00:38:15Oh, wait a second.
00:38:17Is he one of those, like, CEO Alphas from those romance novels?
00:38:21Oh, maybe this is a chance to try and see if those lines actually work.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:30Okay.
00:38:33I'm not here just for your attention.
00:38:39And I'm here for your heart.
00:38:48Careful, you're playing the spy app.
00:38:51And so are you.
00:38:52Oh my god.
00:38:58Those romantic scenes where the woman teases the CEO are so thrilling.
00:39:03Wow.
00:39:04I feel kind of dizzy, actually.
00:39:07But...
00:39:07But dizzy.
00:39:09Oh no.
00:39:11What was in my drink?
00:39:12Oh, what a pretty thing.
00:39:21I wish you were mine.
00:39:22I wish you were mine.
00:39:31Okay.
00:39:32Oh!
00:39:33And you think you can just walk away after that?
00:39:49It's still time for you to run.
00:39:53It's too late for you to run.
00:39:54Oh, but that was car break retribution.
00:40:12I thought that was one of those meat cutes from the romance novels.
00:40:15Maybe it's a curse for a hopeless romantic.
00:40:22Hey, I heard that sarcasm missing out there.
00:40:25Focus, focus, focus, focus.
00:40:26Oh, oh.
00:40:27Yeah.
00:40:28You need to find the man, marry him within one month, or the comic retribution is going
00:40:34to kill you.
00:40:35Make you dead.
00:40:36One month?
00:40:37That's nothing.
00:40:38We can have a lot of time.
00:40:41Wait a minute.
00:40:42One month until I die?
00:40:44Mom!
00:40:44Why did you wait so long to tell me?
00:40:46Geez!
00:40:47You don't wait until I'm dead to tell me, huh?
00:40:49Hurry up, Mommy.
00:40:50We need to find Daddy.
00:40:52Careful.
00:40:52Slow down.
00:40:53I don't even know where he is.
00:41:02We have to save Daddy now.
00:41:05Let go.
00:41:05Hurry.
00:41:06Hurry, we're open.
00:41:08So this is how I die, huh?
00:41:12No one to save me this time.
00:41:32Where are we?
00:41:34Magic disturbance.
00:41:36That's impossible.
00:41:38No other magic should be in this world.
00:41:44There's a people.
00:41:45What?
00:41:47Wait.
00:41:48Wait.
00:41:48Luna.
00:41:51Arthur.
00:41:52Oh, my God.
00:41:54Are you back?
00:41:55Are you okay?
00:41:56Wake up.
00:41:57Wake up.
00:41:58Wake up.
00:41:58Wake up.
00:41:58Wake up.
00:41:59Wake up.
00:42:00Wake up.
00:42:02Wake up.
00:42:03What do we do?
00:42:04Get the magic.
00:42:05Use the magic.
00:42:06Wake up.
00:42:06Ready?
00:42:14Daddy, you finally wake up.
00:42:16Yeah.
00:42:17It's your wife, Raven.
00:42:19And your daughter, Luna.
00:42:22This is what people see before they die.
00:42:24Hmm.
00:42:25Uh, Arthur?
00:42:26Arthur?
00:42:27Daddy!
00:42:28Is he a badass CEO even in his dreams?
00:42:42Daddy, wake up!
00:42:44Mommy and me come to see you!
00:42:47Right, it's already noon.
00:42:49Where's my coffee?
00:42:50Um, sir, you're not in your boardroom, you're in your bedroom.
00:42:53Daddy, you're finally awake!
00:42:56What?
00:42:57Daddy?
00:43:01So, Daddy is a good job CEO?
00:43:04Well, he'll marry a woman who will ruin his company and kill him.
00:43:10Fuck!
00:43:11Get you goddamn bitch!
00:43:14And he'll marry Mommy Luna.
00:43:16You've been plodding this all along.
00:43:18He won't have died.
00:43:20Fuck!
00:43:21Fuck!
00:43:26That sound...
00:43:27What was it?
00:43:28If Mommy hadn't show up, you'd be gone by now.
00:43:33Wait, she didn't see anything.
00:43:35Why would I hear that sound?
00:43:36Was that...
00:43:37Karina's voice?
00:43:38Dear, hello?
00:43:39Um...
00:43:40Do you still order a function normally?
00:43:52You shouldn't call strangers Daddy.
00:43:54Uh, that could embarrass your mother.
00:43:56In any case, you two did save me and I owe you a big time.
00:43:59I'll make sure to repay yourself.
00:44:01We don't need money.
00:44:03Mommy just wants to marry you.
00:44:05What?
00:44:07What?
00:44:19Abracadabra!
00:44:28Daddy?
00:44:29Mommy's here!
00:44:30Mommy, you almost lost your own town.
00:44:48Ow, Luna, don't pinch mommy's ear.
00:44:53Mom, you almost lost your own child.
00:44:56Oh, I did not.
00:44:58I'm not worried about you at all.
00:45:00Not even a stone could hurt you.
00:45:02You'll be fine.
00:45:04Luna, you're a good girl, okay?
00:45:07We need to find daddy.
00:45:09Daddy? What daddy?
00:45:10Your husband, my daddy.
00:45:12Luna, I already told you.
00:45:14I don't have a husband.
00:45:15I'm not even married.
00:45:18Luna, Luna, Luna.
00:45:24Oh, what was I going to say?
00:45:26Daddy, you were talking about daddy.
00:45:28Right, dad, yes.
00:45:30Read him.
00:45:31You have to go and find your husband now.
00:45:36Go and marry him or the karmic retribution is going to kill you.
00:45:40What? What? Karmic retribution?
00:45:43Why are you going to marry him?
00:45:44If you don't marry him, your soul will be ripped into seven pieces.
00:45:50Do you know what seven means?
00:45:52You don't know what seven means, mother.
00:45:54But seven's a lot.
00:45:56Why me?
00:45:58Is your mind as bad as mine now?
00:46:00Ever since Luna, your face has been bond together.
00:46:05Bonded together?
00:46:07Wait a minute.
00:46:08You can't mean that CEO alpha guy from the human world?
00:46:21Whoa!
00:46:23Where did Alara's teleport spell egg me to?
00:46:27Ew!
00:46:27What kind of place is this?
00:46:29It looks like an abandoned vampire lair.
00:46:33Ugh!
00:46:35This isn't a vampire lair.
00:46:37Oh!
00:46:37It's my home.
00:46:39Oh!
00:46:39And you have a blind date my family arranged, I imagine?
00:46:42Blind date?
00:46:43Is that like a date for blind people?
00:46:45Or a date where you can't see each other?
00:46:47Like, just cover your eyes like,
00:46:49boom, hi, nice to meet you.
00:46:51Right?
00:46:53Hey!
00:46:53Hey!
00:46:54Hey!
00:46:54Well, I wasn't expecting an entrance like that,
00:46:58but woman,
00:46:59you certainly got my attention.
00:47:01Oh my god.
00:47:03Does this, like,
00:47:04super cheesy line get kind of familiar?
00:47:06Oh!
00:47:07Wait a second.
00:47:09Is he one of those, like,
00:47:10CEO alphas from those romance novels?
00:47:12Oh!
00:47:13Maybe this is a chance to try and see if those lines actually work.
00:47:16Ah!
00:47:17Okay.
00:47:22Okay.
00:47:24I'm not here just for your attention.
00:47:31I'm here for your heart.
00:47:39Careful, you're playing with fire.
00:47:42And so are you.
00:47:48Oh my god!
00:47:50Those romantic scenes where the woman teases the CEO
00:47:53are so thrilling!
00:47:55Wow.
00:47:55I feel kind of dizzy, actually.
00:47:59But...
00:47:59A bit dizzy.
00:48:01Oh no.
00:48:02Oh, what was in my drink?
00:48:07You...
00:48:07Oh, what a pretty thing.
00:48:12I wish it were mine.
00:48:13Oh, my god.
00:48:21Oh, my god.
00:48:23It's all the time.
00:48:25And you think you can just walk away after that?
00:48:27It's still time for you to run
00:48:42It's too late for you to run
00:48:57But that was carmic retribution? I thought that was one of those meet-cutes from the romance novels
00:49:10Maybe it's a curse for a hopeless romantic
00:49:13Hey, I heard that sarcasm missing out
00:49:16Focus, focus, focus, focus
00:49:18You need to find the man, marry him within one month
00:49:22Or the carmic retribution is going to kill you and make you dead
00:49:27One month? That's nothing
00:49:28We can have a lot of time
00:49:31Wait a minute
00:49:32One month until I die?
00:49:34Mom, why did you wait so long to tell me? Geez
00:49:37Are you gonna wait till I'm dead to tell me, huh?
00:49:40Hurry up, Mommy, we need to find out you
00:49:42Careful, slow down
00:49:44I don't even know where he is
00:49:52We have to save Daddy now
00:49:55Let go
00:49:56Oh
00:49:57Call me more often
00:50:00So this is how I die, huh?
00:50:03No one to save me this time
00:50:22Where are we?
00:50:25Magic disturbance
00:50:26That's impossible
00:50:28No other magic should be in this world
00:50:34There's a people!
00:50:36What?
00:50:37Wait!
00:50:38Wait, Luna!
00:50:42Arthur!
00:50:43Oh my goodness!
00:50:45Are you okay?
00:50:46Are you okay?
00:50:47Wake up!
00:50:48Wake up!
00:50:49Wake up!
00:50:52Wake up!
00:50:53Wake up!
00:50:54What do we do?
00:50:55Get the magic!
00:50:56Get the magic!
00:50:57Okay, ready?
00:51:05Daddy!
00:51:06We finally wake up!
00:51:07Yeah!
00:51:08It's your wife Raven
00:51:09and your daughter Luna!
00:51:13This is what people see before they die
00:51:15Hm
00:51:19Uh, Arthur?
00:51:21Arthur?
00:51:22Arthur?
00:51:23Daddy!
00:51:29Is he a badass CEO?
00:51:31Even in his dreams?
00:51:33Daddy, wake up!
00:51:34Mommy and me come to see you!
00:51:37Ray, it's already noon
00:51:39Where's my coffee?
00:51:40Um, sir, you're not in your boardroom
00:51:43You're in your bedroom
00:51:44Daddy, you're finally awake!
00:51:46Wait!
00:51:47What?
00:51:48Daddy!
00:51:52So, Daddy is a picked up CEO
00:51:54Well, he married a woman
00:51:56who ruined his company
00:51:59and killed him
00:52:01Fuck!
00:52:02Get you goddamn bitch!
00:52:05And he married Mommy Luna
00:52:07You've been puzzling this all along
00:52:09He won't have died
00:52:11Fuck!
00:52:12No!
00:52:17That sound...
00:52:18What was it?
00:52:19If Mommy haven't show up
00:52:21You'll be gone right now
00:52:23Wait!
00:52:24She didn't see anything!
00:52:25Why would I hear that sound?
00:52:27Was that...
00:52:28Karina's voice?
00:52:29Do you have hello?
00:52:30Um...
00:52:31Are you still able to function normally?
00:52:33You shouldn't call strangers, Daddy
00:52:44That could embarrass your mother
00:52:46In any case, you two did save me
00:52:48And I owe you a big time
00:52:50I'll make sure to repay you a thousand
00:52:51We don't need money
00:52:53Mommy just wants to marry you
00:52:55He wants to marry you
00:52:56Haha
00:52:57He wants to marry you
00:52:58What?
00:53:10Abracadabra!
00:53:17Ah!
00:53:18Ah!
00:53:19Daddy!
00:53:20I need to see my cat.
00:53:42Don't catch mommy's ear.
00:53:44Mom, you almost lost your own child.
00:53:47Oh, I did not.
00:53:49I'm not worried about you at all.
00:53:51Not even a stone could hurt you.
00:53:53You'll be fine.
00:53:54Oh, Luna!
00:53:56Good girl, okay?
00:53:58We need to find daddy.
00:53:59Daddy? What daddy?
00:54:01Your husband, my daddy.
00:54:03Luna, I already told you.
00:54:05I don't have a husband.
00:54:07I'm not even married.
00:54:09Luna, Luna, Luna.
00:54:15Oh, what was I going to say?
00:54:17Daddy, we're talking about daddy.
00:54:19Right.
00:54:20That, yes.
00:54:21Riva.
00:54:22Wait on.
00:54:23You have to go and find your husband now.
00:54:26Go and marry him or the karmic retribution is going to kill you.
00:54:31What?
00:54:32What?
00:54:33Karmic retribution?
00:54:34Why are you going to marry him?
00:54:35If you don't marry him, your soul will be ripped into seven pieces.
00:54:41Do you know what seven means?
00:54:43You don't know what seven means, mother.
00:54:45But seven's a lot.
00:54:47Why me?
00:54:49Is your mind as bad as mine now?
00:54:51Ever since Luna, your faith has been bond together.
00:54:55Bonded together?
00:54:57Wait a minute.
00:54:58You can't mean that CEO alpha guy from the human world?
00:55:12Whoa!
00:55:13Where did Alara's teleport spell egg me to?
00:55:17Ew!
00:55:18What kind of place is this?
00:55:20It looks like an abandoned vampire lair.
00:55:23Ugh!
00:55:26This isn't a vampire lair.
00:55:27Oh!
00:55:28It's my home.
00:55:29Oh!
00:55:30And you have a blind date my family arranged, I imagine?
00:55:33Blind date?
00:55:34Is that like a date for blind people?
00:55:36Or a date where you can't see each other?
00:55:38Like, just cover your eyes like, boom, hi, nice to meet you.
00:55:42Right?
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Hey!
00:55:46Well, I wasn't expecting an entrance like that, but woman, you certainly got my attention.
00:55:51Oh my god.
00:55:52Does this, like, super cheesy line get kind of familiar?
00:55:56Oh!
00:55:57Wait a second.
00:55:59Is he one of those, like, CEO alphas from those romance novels?
00:56:02Ooh!
00:56:03Maybe this is the chance to try and see if those lines actually work.
00:56:07Ah!
00:56:08Okay.
00:56:12Okay.
00:56:13I'm not here just for your attention.
00:56:22I'm here for your heart.
00:56:30Careful, you're playing with fire.
00:56:33And so are you.
00:56:35Oh my god!
00:56:36Those romantic scenes where the woman teases the CEO are so thrilling!
00:56:45Wow.
00:56:46I feel kinda dizzy, actually.
00:56:49But...
00:56:50Bit dizzy.
00:56:51Oh no.
00:56:53What was in my drink?
00:56:58You...
00:57:00Oh.
00:57:01What a pretty face.
00:57:03I wish you were mine.
00:57:13Okay.
00:57:15Oh!
00:57:16And you think you can just walk away after that?
00:57:18It's still time for you to run.
00:57:35It's too late for you to run.
00:57:48Oh!
00:57:51But...
00:57:52That was carbic retribution?
00:57:54I...
00:57:55I thought that was one of those meat-cutes from the romance novels.
00:57:59Maybe it's a curse for a hopeless romantic.
00:58:05Hey!
00:58:06I heard that sarcasm missing out.
00:58:07Focus.
00:58:08Focus, focus, focus.
00:58:10You need to find the man, marry him within one month,
00:58:13or the comic retribution is going to kill you, make you dead.
00:58:18One month?
00:58:19That's nothing.
00:58:20We can have a lot of time.
00:58:23Wait a minute.
00:58:24One month until I die?
00:58:26Mom!
00:58:27Why did you wait so long to tell me?
00:58:28Geez!
00:58:29Are you gonna wait till I'm dead to tell me, huh?
00:58:32Hurry up, Mommy.
00:58:33We need to find out.
00:58:34Careful.
00:58:35Slow down.
00:58:36I can't even know where he is.
00:58:44We have to save Daddy now.
00:58:46Oh, go!
00:58:47Oh!
00:58:48Call me more often.
00:58:52So this is how I die, huh?
00:58:54No one to save me this time.
00:59:03Whoa!
00:59:04Stop!
00:59:06No!
00:59:07Where are we?
00:59:17Magic disturbance.
00:59:18That's impossible.
00:59:19No other magic should be in this world.
00:59:26There's a people!
00:59:27What?
00:59:29Wait!
00:59:30Wait!
00:59:31Luna!
00:59:33Arthur!
00:59:34Oh my goodness!
00:59:36Are you okay?
00:59:37Are you okay?
00:59:38Wake up!
00:59:39Wake up!
00:59:40Wake up, Dad!
00:59:43Dad!
00:59:44Wake up!
00:59:45Wake up!
00:59:46What do we do?
00:59:47Get the magic!
00:59:48Use the magic!
00:59:49Okay, ready?
00:59:57Daddy!
00:59:58We finally wake up!
01:00:00It's your wife, Raven!
01:00:01And your daughter, Luna!
01:00:04This is what people see before they die.
01:00:13Uh, Arthur?
01:00:14Arthur?
01:00:15Daddy!
01:00:21Is he a badass CEO even in his dreams?
01:00:25Daddy, wake up!
01:00:26Mommy and me come to see you!
01:00:29Ray, it's already new.
01:00:30Where's my coffee?
01:00:32Um, sir, you're not in your boardroom.
01:00:34You're in your bedroom.
01:00:36Daddy, you're finally awake!
01:00:38What?
01:00:39Daddy?
01:00:43So, Daddy is a witchcraft CEO.
01:00:46Well, he'll marry a little kid.
01:00:49He'll ruin his company and kill him.
01:00:52Fuck!
01:00:54Yeah, you goddamn bitch!
01:00:56If he marry Mommy, Luna...
01:00:58You've been plotting this all along.
01:01:01He won't have died.
01:01:03Fuck!
01:01:08That sound...
01:01:09What was it?
01:01:11If Mommy haven't show up, you'll be gone by now.
01:01:15Wait, she didn't see anything.
01:01:17Why would I hear that sound?
01:01:19Was that Karina's voice?
01:01:21Hello?
01:01:22Um...
01:01:23Are you still able to function normally?
01:01:34You shouldn't call strangers Daddy.
01:01:37That could embarrass your mother.
01:01:39In any case, you two did save me and I owe you a big time.
01:01:42I'll make sure to repay you a thousand.
01:01:43We don't need money.
01:01:45Mommy just wants to marry you.
01:01:49What?
01:02:01Abracadabra!
01:02:10Daddy?
01:02:11I'm so okay.
01:02:14I'm so okay.
01:02:16Arrgh!
01:02:17Arrgh!
01:02:18Arrgh!
01:02:19Arrgh!
01:02:20Arrgh!
01:02:21Arrgh!
01:02:22Arrgh!
01:02:23Arrgh!
01:02:24Arrgh!
01:02:25Arrgh!
01:02:26Arrgh!
01:02:27Arrgh!
01:02:28Arrgh!
01:02:29Arrgh!
01:02:30Arrgh!
01:02:31Arrgh!
01:02:32Arrgh!
01:02:33Arrgh!
01:02:34Don't catch Mommy's here!
01:02:35Mom, you almost lost your own child.
01:02:37Oh, I did not.
01:02:39I'm not worried about you at all.
01:02:42Not even a stone could hurt you.
01:02:44You'll be fine.
01:02:45Arrgh!
01:02:46Luna!
01:02:47Arrgh!
01:02:48This is a good girl, okay?
01:02:49We need to find Daddy.
01:02:50Daddy?
01:02:51What Daddy?
01:02:52Your husband!
01:02:53My Daddy!
01:02:54Luna!
01:02:55I already told you!
01:02:56I don't have a husband!
01:02:57I'm not even married!
01:02:58Luna!
01:02:59Luna!
01:03:00Luna!
01:03:01Luna!
01:03:02Arrgh!
01:03:03Arrgh!
01:03:04Arrgh!
01:03:05Arrgh!
01:03:06Arrgh!
01:03:07What was I going to say?
01:03:08Daddy!
01:03:09You were talking about Daddy!
01:03:10Right!
01:03:11That!
01:03:12Yes!
01:03:13Arrgh!
01:03:14Arrgh!
01:03:15Arrgh!
01:03:16Arrgh!
01:03:17Arrgh!
01:03:18Arrgh!
01:03:19Arrgh!
01:03:20Arrgh!
01:03:21Arrgh!
01:03:22Who?
01:03:23Ack!
01:03:24What?
01:03:25What?
01:03:26We're going to call him…
01:03:27What?
01:03:28Why are you going to marry him?
01:03:29If you don't marry him, your soul will be ripped into seven pieces.
01:03:33Do you know what seven means?
01:03:35You haven't raised to what seven means, mother.
01:03:37But seven's a lot!
01:03:39App optimally!
01:03:41It's a lie!
01:03:41Is your mind as bad as mine now ever since Luna, your faith has been bond together?
01:03:47Bond each together?
01:03:49Wait a minute.
01:03:51You can't mean that CEO Alpha guy from the human world?
01:04:05Where did Alara's teleport spell egg me to?
01:04:10What kind of place is this?
01:04:12Looks like an abandoned vampire lair.
01:04:18This isn't a vampire lair.
01:04:19Oh!
01:04:20It's my home.
01:04:21Oh.
01:04:22And you have a blind date my family arranged, I imagine?
01:04:24Blind date?
01:04:25Is that like a date for blind people?
01:04:27Or a date where you can't see each other?
01:04:29Like, just cover your eyes like,
01:04:31Hi, nice to meet you.
01:04:33Right?
01:04:35Hey!
01:04:36Hey!
01:04:37Well, I wasn't expecting an entrance like that,
01:04:40but woman?
01:04:41You certainly got my attention.
01:04:43Oh my god.
01:04:45Does this, like, super cheesy line get kind of familiar?
01:04:49Wait a second.
01:04:51Is he one of those, like, CEO Alphas from those romance novels?
01:04:54Ooh!
01:04:55Maybe this is a good chance to try and see if those lines actually work.
01:04:59Okay.
01:05:00I'm not here just for your attention.
01:05:13I'm here for your heart.
01:05:17Oh my god.
01:05:18Oh my god.
01:05:19Oh my god.
01:05:20Those romantic scenes where the woman teases the CEO are so thrilling.
01:05:23Wow.
01:05:24I feel kinda dizzy, actually.
01:05:27But, but dizzy.
01:05:28Oh no.
01:05:29What was in my drink?
01:05:30Oh.
01:05:31What a pretty face.
01:05:32I wish it were mine.
01:05:33I wish it were mine.
01:05:34You know, I wish it were mine.
01:05:35Oh no.
01:05:36Oh no.
01:05:37Oh no.
01:05:38Oh no.
01:05:39What were you doing?
01:05:40It's a great deal.
01:05:41What was in my drink.
01:05:45Oh, what a pretty face.
01:05:46Oh, what a pretty face, I wish it were mine.
01:06:04Okay.
01:06:07And you think you can just walk away after that?
01:06:16It's still time for you to run.
01:06:26It's too late for you to run.
01:06:29Oh, but that was carpet retribution? I thought that was one of those meat cutes from the romance novels.
01:06:49Maybe it's a curse for a hopeless romantic.
01:06:56Hey, I heard that sarcasm is missing.
01:06:58Focus, focus, focus, focus.
01:07:01You need to find the man, marry him within one month, or the comic retribution is going to kill you, make you dead.
01:07:10One month? That's nothing. We can have a lot of time.
01:07:14Wait a minute. One month until I die?
01:07:16Mom, why did you wait so long to tell me? Geez, are you going to wait until I'm dead to tell me, huh?
01:07:23Hurry up, Mommy. We need to find Daddy.
01:07:25Careful, slow down. I don't even know where he is.
01:07:36We have to save Daddy now.
01:07:38Oh, go, go.
01:07:40Call me more often.
01:07:43So this is how I die, huh?
01:07:46No one to save me this time.
01:07:47No one to save me this time.
01:08:05Where are we?
01:08:07Magic disturbance. That's impossible.
01:08:10No other magic should be in this world.
01:08:18There's a people!
01:08:19What?
01:08:21Wait, wait, Luna!
01:08:25Arthur!
01:08:26Oh my goodness!
01:08:28Are you okay?
01:08:29Are you okay?
01:08:30Wake up! Wake up!
01:08:31Wake up, Dad!
01:08:34Dad, wake up!
01:08:35Wake up!
01:08:36Wake up!
01:08:37What do we do?
01:08:38Get the magic!
01:08:39Use the magic!
01:08:40Okay, ready?
01:08:48Daddy!
01:08:49We finally wake up!
01:08:50Yeah!
01:08:51It's your wife, Raven, and your daughter, Luna!
01:08:55This is what people see before they die.
01:08:57Hmm.
01:09:04Uh, Arthur?
01:09:05Arthur?
01:09:06Daddy!
01:09:12Is he a badass CEO even in his dreams?
01:09:16Daddy, wake up!
01:09:17Mommy and me come to see you!
01:09:21Ray, it's already noon.
01:09:22Where's my cooking?
01:09:23Uh, uh, sir, you're not in your boardroom.
01:09:26You're in your bedroom!
01:09:27Daddy, you're finally awake!
01:09:29What?
01:09:31Daddy!
01:09:34So, Daddy is the Switched Trump's CEO?
01:09:37Well, he'd marry a woman who'd ruin his company and kill him.
01:09:44Fuck!
01:09:46You goddamn bitch!
01:09:48If he'd marry Mommy Luna...
01:09:49You've been plotting this all along.
01:09:52...he wouldn't have died.
01:09:54Fuck!
01:10:00That sound...
01:10:01What was it?
01:10:02If Mommy haven't show up, you'd be gone by now.
01:10:06Wait!
01:10:07She didn't see anything.
01:10:08Why would I hear that sound?
01:10:10Was that...
01:10:11Karina's voice?
01:10:12Dear, hello?
01:10:13Um...
01:10:14Are you still able to function normally?
01:10:25You shouldn't call strangers Daddy.
01:10:27Uh, that could embarrass your mother.
01:10:29In any case, you two did save me, and I owe you a big time.
01:10:33I'll make sure to repay you a thousand.
01:10:35We don't need money.
01:10:37Mommy just wants to marry you.
01:10:40What?
01:10:41What?
01:10:47What?
01:10:48What?
01:10:49What?
01:10:50What?
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