00:00What is that?
00:08What is that?
00:15Alright guys, we're rolling soon.
00:18He's a prince, you're a wannabe princess, you're in the Big Apple, it's magical, it's the time you kiss, time freezes, Fort Snow.
00:24Maybe it's time for you to get a realer job.
00:26And a girlfriend.
00:27Get your posture, stand up straight. If I love her, she loves me.
00:35We're podcasting.
00:36What do you do?
00:37I make Christmas movies you watch over the holidays.
00:39We have a romantic red flag alert.
00:43What about that girl Ava?
00:44Ava Shapiro from summer camp.
00:46We always had a crush on her.
00:47She just moved back to New York. You keep in touch?
00:49No touch. Or keep.
00:51Go talk to her, that's a sign.
00:53Ava Shapiro.
00:54Leo.
00:55How are you?
00:56Great.
00:57I am a struggling actress.
00:58Hi.
00:59So to fuel my hopeless dreams, I tutor kids.
01:03Little boy or the girls.
01:04You're a bar mitzvah tutor.
01:05How did we not get bar mitzvah?
01:07No.
01:08God, she could be the one.
01:09She could be the one.
01:10You know what to do.
01:12Text her with a purpose.
01:13Coffee.
01:14A coffee is finite.
01:17But a bar mitzvah tutor.
01:19Why do you want to have a bar mitzvah?
01:21I have a little crush on Ava Shapiro.
01:24So I'm just here to learn the Hebrew.
01:27Get her to fall in love with me happily ever after.
01:30You only get one.
01:31People do crazy things when they have a crush.
01:34Will you have to get circumcised again?
01:36You never know.
01:38What have you done that is compassionate to others?
01:41I held a baby.
01:43Okay.
01:44What else?
01:48For my bar mitzvah project, I am going to fall in love with someone.
01:52That's creepy and weird.
01:53You're so worried about falling in love.
01:56You don't see the love all around you.
02:01I'm 30 years old having a bar mitzvah.
02:03Trying to live out some insane fantasy in my head.
02:06I feel no more Jewish than when we started this whole thing.
02:08Being Jewish is not about feeling Jewish.
02:14Shabbat Shalom.
02:15Merry Christmas.
02:19Eggles on the house.
02:21Alright, get out of here.
02:22This is a cultural stereotype that you're imposing upon.
02:28This is the first shot.
02:29By Etze.
02:30It's from Genesis.
02:31Oh, I love Phil Collins.
02:38Here we go.
02:39We are Kevin and Amy.
02:41Two time, we are Yukashi.
02:42's Red for Sonic.
02:43And three to three years.
02:44Together, we� value for freaking out one.
02:45You don't stop and we can draw for even one percent.
02:47As can erot is crazy.
02:48And I've seen one.
02:49It'll go anywhere and always be센 of just two.
02:51When missions pulled through and on through it.
02:52I've seen the first shot in today.
02:55In the last shot.
02:56So what the Nuiser has endured.
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