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How Not To Date Your Neighbor (2025) - FULL [Eng Sub]
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00:00:01I used to live in a quiet, convenient world of thought spirals and internal panic.
00:00:07But when the pipe in my apartment broke, suddenly all the sounds I'd been drowning out
00:00:11came bursting to the forefront.
00:00:14The suffocating boyfriend, the heroic neighbor who saves me from spiders,
00:00:20and evidently the new role as his fake girlfriend.
00:00:24But what happens when an unexpected living arrangement turns into unexpected chemistry?
00:00:30And the walls you've built to protect yourself, begin to crumble at the touch.
00:00:48See? I told you I looked better here, didn't I?
00:00:51Yeah, yeah, you're right.
00:00:53Of course I'm right. I know what's best for you, baby.
00:01:00Oh, that's work. Gotta go.
00:01:04Oh, okay.
00:01:06What?
00:01:08Oh, um, nothing. It's just...
00:01:10I thought you said you took the day off so you can help me move in.
00:01:14Well, you know if I don't work, then I don't get paid.
00:01:16And if I don't get paid, how am I supposed to afford those fancy dinners I take you out on?
00:01:20Right.
00:01:22Speaking of, um, as of next week we'll have been dating a whole year.
00:01:28Maybe we could do something.
00:01:29Eh, well, we've been going out on dates for about a year.
00:01:34That's what I said.
00:01:36Well, that's not exactly what you said.
00:01:37I mean, you're not looking for anything serious, right?
00:01:41What?
00:01:42Well, I mean, I mean, I'm trying to start my business and you're waiting on a phone call from the library.
00:01:49I think that we're good as is.
00:01:52I mean, we don't have to put a label on anything, right, babe?
00:01:57Yeah, right. Yeah.
00:02:00Okay, well, I gotta go, so I will see you later.
00:02:03Mm-hmm.
00:02:04Adam!
00:02:15Oh, shit.
00:02:25Perfect.
00:02:27Wonderful.
00:02:28Oh.
00:02:38Okay.
00:02:45Ma'am, I need you to stop what you're doing and put your hands in the air.
00:02:49Hands above your head.
00:02:50What the hell?
00:02:51Ma'am, if you don't cooperate, I'm gonna be forced to grab you.
00:02:53No, no, no, wait, wait.
00:02:54I'm not breaking in.
00:02:55This is my apartment.
00:02:56I live here.
00:02:57What are...
00:02:58What are you doing?
00:02:59Oh, my God.
00:03:00I'm arresting you for breaking an internal.
00:03:02Oh, my God.
00:03:03This is my apartment, you lunatic.
00:03:05I live here.
00:03:08Do you have documentation to prove that?
00:03:10Yeah, check my phone.
00:03:11The lease is in my email.
00:03:12All right.
00:03:13We'll see about that.
00:03:15Email, huh?
00:03:17Where do I look?
00:03:18What do you mean?
00:03:19It's right at the top.
00:03:20Huh.
00:03:21Oh, what'd you look like?
00:03:22Yeah.
00:03:23Okay, can you uncuff me now, please?
00:03:27No.
00:03:28Pretty cool.
00:03:30For the record, credit card works better.
00:03:44Oh, hello.
00:03:45Who are you?
00:03:46Jake.
00:03:47Apartment D. Nice to meet you, neighbor.
00:03:51And you are?
00:03:54Noel.
00:03:55Pleasure, Noel.
00:03:57Well, if you need a cup of sugar or a guy jail-free card, you know where to find me.
00:04:02How about an apology?
00:04:04For what?
00:04:05Protecting and serving? That's kind of my job.
00:04:09Oh, so your job is being an oppulsive asshole who goes around cupping innocent people?
00:04:17See you around, neighbor.
00:04:24You wish, asshole.
00:04:32Jerk. Who the hell does he think he is?
00:04:35You're under arrest.
00:04:38I live here.
00:04:45Hi, I'm Shelley.
00:04:47Jakey! I'm so glad you answered.
00:04:48I just wanted to check in with you.
00:04:50I miss you. It's been so long.
00:04:53I miss you too, Aunt Shelley.
00:04:54Jake, I know these past few years have been hard for you, but your parents wouldn't want you to live this way.
00:04:59You're practically a recluse at this point.
00:05:02I'm fine, Aunt Shelley. Really.
00:05:04How about I come by?
00:05:05I can bring this lovely woman you need to meet.
00:05:07She's the daughter of my friend from Swim Aerobics.
00:05:09No, don't do that. I'm actually seeing someone.
00:05:14You are?
00:05:14Yeah, I didn't want to say anything. Didn't know if it was serious, but she just moved in, so no need to set me up.
00:05:24Well, I can't wait to meet her. I'll pop by sometime.
00:05:26No, don't do that. She's shy.
00:05:28Nonsense.
00:05:40Aunt Shelley, I have to go.
00:05:46What are you doing in here?
00:05:49I heard screaming. I thought you were in trouble.
00:05:51Well, it's okay for you to break in, but not me?
00:05:53Listen, I only came to help, but clearly you don't need me, so I'll just leave.
00:05:57Wait, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:00There's a spider.
00:06:00Uh, is that what all the fuss was about?
00:06:11Yeah, I just can't.
00:06:13Here, I'll escort him out.
00:06:14The spider now lives in a tree outside your window.
00:06:31I thought you were gonna, um, thank you.
00:06:35Truce?
00:06:42Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
00:06:44Honestly, I thought you were trying to rob the place, and my training kicked in.
00:06:55Yeah, truce.
00:06:57You were right, though. I was being an asshole.
00:06:59Usually, when I'm cuffing the innocent, it's consensual.
00:07:10You're cute when you're flustered.
00:07:12I'm not, I'm not flustered.
00:07:16You sure about that?
00:07:24Um, I'm seeing someone.
00:07:26Congratulations.
00:07:27Okay, yeah, so stop flirting.
00:07:30Me? Flirting?
00:07:32I'm just being friendly.
00:07:34Oh, we're friends now.
00:07:35I would say so, yeah.
00:07:37I saved your ass twice in less than 24 hours.
00:07:39Oh my god, however can I repay you?
00:07:41You want a loan? A kidney?
00:07:44Actually.
00:07:44Seriously? That was a joke.
00:07:46Would you pretend to be my girlfriend?
00:07:49What?
00:07:50Look, um, my aunt's coming to town, and I might have accidentally told her I'm seeing someone.
00:07:59So you lied.
00:08:00Potato, patata.
00:08:03So what do you say?
00:08:05I just told you I'm seeing someone, and you're a complete stranger. Why would I do this?
00:08:08But I'm not a stranger, though. I'm your neighbor.
00:08:10You're friendly, handsome, charming, charitable.
00:08:18Lock picking.
00:08:19Lock picking, yeah.
00:08:24Look, you would really be doing me a solid.
00:08:26It's a long story, but my aunt is really worried about me.
00:08:30She thinks I've given up on love or whatever.
00:08:31Have you?
00:08:35Well, that's not the point.
00:08:37Look, I just want to give her peace of mind.
00:08:39All you have to do is come over for one dinner, tell one little white lie, and that's it.
00:08:45You're not hurting anyone.
00:08:48Please.
00:08:49You'd be making a really wonderful woman very happy.
00:08:53She's like a second mother to me.
00:08:55I don't want to disappoint her.
00:08:57One dinner?
00:09:00One dinner.
00:09:01One dinner.
00:09:04Fine.
00:09:06Great.
00:09:10Am I interrupting something?
00:09:17Adam!
00:09:18No, this is my neighbor, Jake.
00:09:22Yeah, he was helping me with a spider.
00:09:25Babe, I told you a million times, just kill it.
00:09:28I don't...
00:09:30If you need help, you can call me.
00:09:32Right.
00:09:34Well, I should probably go.
00:09:37That's a good idea, Jake.
00:09:44I'll see you later, Noah.
00:09:45Hey, Taylor.
00:10:09Reynolds.
00:10:09Reynolds.
00:10:11I'm Reynolds today.
00:10:13Why so formal?
00:10:13I reviewed your closing numbers, and they're not where they should be.
00:10:17We need you getting through more cases per month.
00:10:19I'm working as fast as I can, boss.
00:10:22No.
00:10:23You're fixating all your time on this robbery case, and the chief told you to lay off it.
00:10:28It's not just one robbery case.
00:10:31There's a string of them, and I'm sure they're all connected.
00:10:33And proving that would make you feel like the big hero.
00:10:36It's not about my damn ego, Taylor.
00:10:38It's about justice.
00:10:39Well, I can't run a department that doesn't meet quota.
00:10:41Are you sure you're not singling me out for any particular reason?
00:10:49Excuse me?
00:10:50Are you implying something, Officer Reynolds?
00:10:53I'm not implying anything at all.
00:10:57That's what I thought.
00:10:58Now get back to work.
00:10:59Oh, my God, Jake.
00:11:18I am so sorry.
00:11:19You know, this building has gotten a lot more interesting since you moved in.
00:11:23Are you okay?
00:11:24I'm fine.
00:11:25Seriously, I'm fine.
00:11:26Um, I can get the coffee out.
00:11:31Don't worry about me, Mom.
00:11:33No, please, please, let me help.
00:11:35I'm really sorry.
00:11:36Just, um, yeah, come to my apartment.
00:11:38It'll just take a few minutes.
00:11:42Whatever you say.
00:11:43Okay.
00:11:52You know, I can just bring this over to you after,
00:11:55if you want to, you know, get changed.
00:11:59And this is the magic you're working?
00:12:00I don't think so.
00:12:02It's just baking soda, white vinegar, and water.
00:12:06Works every time.
00:12:09You work at a dry cleaners or something?
00:12:11No.
00:12:13I work in a bookstore.
00:12:14You know, the one down on Main Street?
00:12:17How do you like it?
00:12:19Um, it's not exactly my dream, but, um, it's close, I guess.
00:12:25What's the dream?
00:12:29I just got my MLIS degree to be a librarian.
00:12:32You want to be an archivist?
00:12:35Research how to print children's books at a university library.
00:12:37Specific.
00:12:42How do you get a job like that?
00:12:44Uh, turns out it's not easy.
00:12:47Hence the bookstore.
00:12:53Well.
00:12:55Have you ever changed your mind about careers?
00:12:57You have an excellent future.
00:12:59Stay in your mobile.
00:13:01You're flirting again.
00:13:02Can a friend compliment another friend?
00:13:14I think that's your door.
00:13:16Jake?
00:13:17Are you home?
00:13:20I should go.
00:13:24Thanks again.
00:13:25Mm-hmm.
00:13:32What are you doing here?
00:13:46Where were you?
00:13:47Why are you shirtless?
00:13:49Don't worry about it.
00:13:49What are you doing here?
00:13:51I wanted to apologize for earlier.
00:13:52I know you had a rough day, and...
00:13:55Like I said, I can't keep you on that robbery case without the chief's permission,
00:13:58but maybe I can help take your mind off of it.
00:14:02You know?
00:14:03The way I used to.
00:14:07Taylor.
00:14:08We can't do this.
00:14:10Sure we can.
00:14:11We have.
00:14:12Many times.
00:14:24Nothing's changed.
00:14:27We tried.
00:14:28We're all right for each other.
00:14:32I can't give you what you want.
00:14:33You don't want me?
00:14:36I don't know what I want, Taylor.
00:14:40I never do.
00:14:44You're an asshole.
00:14:45I'm just being honest.
00:14:47Those are not mutually exclusive traits.
00:14:49You know, you can't close yourself off forever, Jake.
00:14:52One of these days, you're going to wake up and realize just how lonely you are.
00:14:56Look, Taylor, I'm sorry.
00:14:58I really am.
00:15:00I hope we can still be professional about all this.
00:15:04Look, I know you don't want a relationship, Jake Reynolds.
00:15:07But I will be the girl that changes your mind.
00:15:10Just you watch.
00:15:11Noelle, I need you to dust the top of the bookshelves today.
00:15:39Yes, sir.
00:15:43What an excellent use of my time and talent.
00:15:46Oh!
00:16:00Hi.
00:16:01Sorry.
00:16:03I just meant to take my over shirt off.
00:16:06Um, would you mind putting me in the direction of...
00:16:09Health and fitness?
00:16:11Back right.
00:16:11I was actually looking for Toni Morrison.
00:16:17But, uh, it's good to know.
00:16:20I come off as totally insufferable.
00:16:22Oh, my God.
00:16:23I am so sorry.
00:16:24I assumed.
00:16:26Has anyone ever told you not to judge a book by its cover?
00:16:31Uh, Toni Morrison is right there.
00:16:36I appreciate it.
00:16:36I'll get it this way.
00:16:38Oh, sorry.
00:16:39Okay.
00:16:43Hey, what's up, babe?
00:16:45I got the book that you wanted.
00:16:48Alright.
00:16:48Alright.
00:16:48Hello?
00:17:12Hello?
00:17:13Hey.
00:17:13Hello?
00:17:13Hey.
00:17:14hello hey hey sorry i know you're at work but um i just heard from the university i'm sorry no
00:17:23i can't talk right now i'm busy right yeah um okay but maybe we could like get a drink after
00:17:29work or something i think it's gonna be a late night ring check
00:17:34my god i'm definitely getting a drink
00:17:40oh fuck
00:17:44what the hell
00:17:49oh fuck
00:17:56hi
00:17:57okay
00:17:58seriously
00:18:07oh come on
00:18:10uh-uh
00:18:12why are you in my apartment i'm trying to break in again actually this is my apartment because i'm really tired i cannot entertain right now i know we're gonna get you home i am home
00:18:30not quite
00:18:43not quite can i take it to your place
00:18:49you smell good
00:18:52thanks come on let's go
00:18:56oh my god
00:18:58oh my god you're really strong
00:19:02i try
00:19:03noelle this is my apartment
00:19:12noelle this is my apartment
00:19:14noelle this is my apartment
00:19:15you can stay here tonight though
00:19:17thank you
00:19:19my hero
00:19:20okay okay okay okay okay um none of that
00:19:26you don't want to kiss me you don't like me
00:19:30i do want to kiss you
00:19:35but not right now
00:19:37why not
00:19:39why not
00:19:40well because you're extremely drunk
00:19:43and also you have a boyfriend
00:19:45i don't have a boyfriend
00:19:48boys don't boyfriend me
00:19:52what about that guy i met
00:19:54good night
00:20:12we just fall into each other's arms
00:20:20oh my god
00:20:41oh no
00:20:43oh no
00:20:44oh no
00:20:44oh no
00:20:45Oh, my God.
00:21:15You've been really doing some great work.
00:21:33You should be proud.
00:21:34Keep it up.
00:21:35Damn it.
00:21:38What's got you so worked up?
00:21:39Um, nothing.
00:21:41It's nothing.
00:21:42Seriously, Jake, that case wasn't assigned to you.
00:21:45There's another robbery on Main Street.
00:21:46They've got to be connected, Taylor.
00:21:50Let me take a look.
00:21:58Did you check for prints on that banister?
00:22:00No, just the front door.
00:22:01I mean, they might match the ones from last week.
00:22:05Could catch, Taylor.
00:22:07I'll get someone around the prints.
00:22:10I'll do it.
00:22:12You get back to your caseload.
00:22:14Is this punishment for the other night?
00:22:17Punishment?
00:22:18We'll be reporting you to the chief.
00:22:20Now get back to work, Reynolds.
00:22:22You're assigned work.
00:22:23Who is it?
00:22:37It's me.
00:22:38Come on in.
00:22:41Hey.
00:22:42Hey.
00:22:43How are you feeling?
00:22:44How are you feeling?
00:22:45Uh, so I'm just coming by to say that, um, I'm sorry about last night.
00:22:52Don't worry about it.
00:22:54Um, yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I even got into your apartment, but, um, thank you for letting me sleep on your couch.
00:23:01Anytime.
00:23:01Uh, for the record, I did try to get you back to your own apartment.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:07That was a mess.
00:23:08You should have thrown me out.
00:23:11Actually, you were kind of cute.
00:23:16No.
00:23:17Oh, God.
00:23:17No way.
00:23:18No.
00:23:18So, you don't remember anything?
00:23:26No.
00:23:27No.
00:23:27God, isn't that embarrassing?
00:23:30Okay, so, um, I'm gonna retreat to my apartment in shame now.
00:23:34Bye.
00:23:36Hey, I'm making burgers.
00:23:40Want one?
00:23:43Really?
00:23:44They're good hangover food.
00:23:48Yeah, that's amazing.
00:23:55It tastes just like the ones my mom used to make when I was a kid.
00:23:58Is she a good cook?
00:24:00Yeah, she was.
00:24:01I'm sorry.
00:24:04Oh, it's okay.
00:24:06I mean, she passed about ten years ago, but before she got sick, she loved cooking.
00:24:11Burgers, yes, but she also made this pound cake and put this amazing fruit compote on it.
00:24:16Yeah.
00:24:17I'm sorry.
00:24:19I tend to ramble, as you've probably noticed.
00:24:22I'm just impressed you can talk about all this.
00:24:26It was a long time ago.
00:24:29It took a while, but, um, no, I like talking about her.
00:24:34Makes me feel like she's still here.
00:24:36I, um, lost both of my parents, as well.
00:24:45Both of them?
00:24:48Yeah, I don't talk about it much.
00:24:52You can tell me.
00:24:54If you want.
00:24:55It's, uh, kind of a heavy story.
00:25:04Hey, it's all right.
00:25:05Um, thanks for, thanks for cooking.
00:25:23Um, would your, um, would your, um, would your pretty friend be okay with us having dinner?
00:25:34I didn't realize you met Taylor.
00:25:36Um, yeah, no, I saw her in the hallway the other day.
00:25:41Um, she's beautiful.
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:44Uh, she's your, is she your girlfriend?
00:25:46No, she isn't my girlfriend.
00:25:48We just work together.
00:25:49Mm, all right.
00:25:53We were friends with benefits.
00:25:57But, that was a long time ago.
00:26:06What about your guy friend?
00:26:09Oh, Adam?
00:26:12I gotta say, I don't love the way he speaks to you.
00:26:15Is he always so...
00:26:17Protective?
00:26:17I was gonna say, controlling.
00:26:20Especially for someone who isn't your boyfriend.
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:27It's complicated.
00:26:34What was that?
00:26:40First pipe.
00:26:42Oh, my God.
00:26:43Get some towels.
00:26:45Yeah, it was crazy.
00:26:46The super says there won't be water or power for, like, at least a week.
00:26:50Maybe two.
00:26:51Jeez, that sucks.
00:26:53Do you need a place to stay?
00:26:54Yeah, yeah, no, that would be great, Adam.
00:26:57A buddy of mine from work, he has a guest house.
00:26:59I'll give you his contact info.
00:27:02Right, right.
00:27:03Thanks.
00:27:03Of course, babe.
00:27:04I told you, you could call me anytime you need help.
00:27:16I soaked up most of the water, but they're gonna need to completely rip out most of your plumbing.
00:27:20Can't get your break, huh?
00:27:22Do you have some place to go?
00:27:26Yeah, no, I'll figure it out.
00:27:28Don't, don't worry about me.
00:27:29I'm definitely gonna worry about you.
00:27:31You can't stay here.
00:27:32No, no, I'll be fine.
00:27:34Look, I don't want to be weird, but I have a second bedroom.
00:27:39Do you want to stay with me?
00:27:41Really?
00:27:41Really?
00:27:42What are friends for?
00:27:49Here we are.
00:27:53I really hope I'm not imposing.
00:27:55Not at all.
00:27:57Seriously, make yourself a note.
00:27:58The place is all yours.
00:27:59The bathroom is right down the hall.
00:28:02Do you have everything you need?
00:28:06Yes.
00:28:08I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again.
00:28:25Can I go?
00:28:28Okay, Ben.
00:28:29It's a good night, Jake.
00:28:38Oh, sorry.
00:28:39I thought you were sleeping.
00:28:40All good.
00:28:42Need anything?
00:28:43Oh, yeah, I just wanted a glass of water.
00:28:47Want a beer, too?
00:28:50Ah, why not?
00:28:51What are you reading?
00:29:05Case files.
00:29:07It's been a string of burglaries.
00:29:08Hopper House.
00:29:10That's what we call it when a burglary happens when the home or business is occupied.
00:29:15This one actually happened at a clothing store on Main Street.
00:29:18Not too far away from where you work.
00:29:19Oh, jeez.
00:29:21I really want to catch this guy before someone gets hurt.
00:29:25What are you going to do if you catch him?
00:29:28In the act, I mean.
00:29:30In the act?
00:29:31I don't know.
00:29:34Here, let me show you.
00:29:37Okay.
00:29:38If you're being attacked, the first thing you need to do is stay calm.
00:29:46Now, let's say your attacker has a gun.
00:29:52In that situation,
00:29:53you're going to want to do two things.
00:29:58First thing,
00:30:02twinning,
00:30:03and then get them all balanced.
00:30:05Woo!
00:30:08Good.
00:30:09That was really good.
00:30:10Yeah?
00:30:11Yeah.
00:30:12You're a quick learner.
00:30:14Oh, you're a good teacher.
00:30:16Sorry, I'm probably, um, crushing you.
00:30:22I don't mind.
00:30:25Right.
00:30:26Right.
00:30:28Mr. Complicative.
00:30:29Yes, thank you for the lesson.
00:30:36It's good.
00:30:38Okay, weirdo.
00:30:41You want another beer?
00:30:43Oh.
00:30:44No, I'm pretty tired.
00:30:46I think I'm going to go read a book in bed.
00:30:48Sure.
00:30:49Okay.
00:30:50Goodbye.
00:30:50Goodbye.
00:30:51Good night.
00:30:51Peace.
00:30:59Gigi.
00:31:06Aunt Shelly,
00:31:08what are you doing here?
00:31:09I told you I'd pop by.
00:31:12You must be the girlfriend.
00:31:17That's me.
00:31:18Oh, I'm so happy to meet you.
00:31:21I thought my nephew was going to be alone forever.
00:31:24All right, Aunt Shelly,
00:31:26let her breathe.
00:31:26Of course, of course.
00:31:28Silly me.
00:31:29Please, Aunt Shelly,
00:31:30take a seat.
00:31:32Can I get you a cup of coffee?
00:31:33Yes, please, dear.
00:31:34Okay.
00:31:35Hopefully, your lovely girlfriend's manners
00:31:37will rub off on you, young man.
00:31:39Oh, believe me,
00:31:39I'm working on it.
00:31:41I like her already.
00:31:51So, Noelle,
00:31:52I want to know everything.
00:31:53What do you do, sweetie?
00:31:55Um, I work in a bookstore.
00:31:56Oh.
00:31:57Don't be modest, babe.
00:31:58She has her a mile-less degree.
00:32:00That's so impressive.
00:32:02I'm looking for jobs at university libraries.
00:32:04I want to make a real contribution to my field.
00:32:07Ever since my favorite book went out of print when I was a kid,
00:32:09I've just been obsessed with researching and archiving.
00:32:12You don't have to explain it to me.
00:32:14Practically, the whole family's in academia.
00:32:16You should have seen Jake's parents' library.
00:32:19It was enormous.
00:32:21Oh, what was the book called?
00:32:23The Runaway Sardine.
00:32:24I've been looking for it for a long time, but it's impossible to find.
00:32:27Oh, I love that book.
00:32:28I used to read it to Liam Oliver all the time when he was growing up.
00:32:32Oh, that's Jake's cousin.
00:32:34My son.
00:32:35You'll meet him at the wedding.
00:32:37Wedding.
00:32:39Jake!
00:32:40You didn't tell her about the wedding?
00:32:42Okay, well, this has been a very nice visit, but we have to go to work, so...
00:32:47Oh, of course.
00:32:48I'll see you after then.
00:32:49We can do dinner.
00:32:51What do you mean?
00:32:53Well, obviously I'm staying over.
00:32:55I came all this way.
00:32:56I'm going to stay a few nights with my nephew.
00:32:59Oh, don't worry.
00:33:00I won't crowd you, lovebirds.
00:33:02This is fine, right?
00:33:15Yeah, uh...
00:33:18She needs the spare bedroom.
00:33:20Sorry.
00:33:23We can make a barrier.
00:33:24Great, yeah.
00:33:38So you think we convinced her?
00:33:55Yeah, definitely.
00:33:57Very lucky you.
00:33:58Didn't even have to kiss me.
00:34:01Wasn't so bad the last time.
00:34:03Last time?
00:34:08Oh, this is okay, right?
00:34:34No.
00:34:35No.
00:34:36Oh, no, stop.
00:34:38Just, hold on, um...
00:34:43I really like you.
00:34:46It's, um...
00:34:47Oh, my God.
00:34:48No, no, I'm not rejecting you.
00:34:49I'm not.
00:34:52I like you a lot.
00:34:53You're smart, you're funny, and...
00:34:56I'm really attracted to you.
00:34:57It's just...
00:34:59It's just that, uh...
00:35:02I got a lot of complicated going on right now.
00:35:05And I don't want to mislead you.
00:35:07So I just want to be clear.
00:35:10If you're looking for something casual,
00:35:12I'm your guy, but...
00:35:15I can't give you anything else.
00:35:22Fuck.
00:35:22Why does this always happen?
00:35:29What?
00:35:32Men like me enough to want to be with me, but never to commit to me.
00:35:36No, that's not it, I swear.
00:35:37Oh, let me guess.
00:35:39It's not you, it's me.
00:35:42Yeah, they always say that, too.
00:35:43Good night, Jake.
00:36:04Detective Reynolds.
00:36:05I hate to admit it, but you might be right.
00:36:08What happened?
00:36:09There was another hit in a shop on Main Street.
00:36:11They robbed the shop and then went up to the owner's apartment.
00:36:13God damn it.
00:36:15Look, no injuries or fatalities.
00:36:16The owner was just shaken up, that's all.
00:36:19We've got to stop this asshole.
00:36:20I'll keep an eye on it for today.
00:36:22I need you to show face at Smith's fundraiser.
00:36:25Am I supposed to stop good police work to appease some politician?
00:36:27You're so naive.
00:36:29This is how the world works.
00:36:30I'm not naive.
00:36:32I have ethics.
00:36:33Jake, I'm your superior.
00:36:35So if you know what's good for you, you'll shut your mouth and do your job.
00:36:44Sorry that Jake isn't here.
00:36:45Oh, I'm not surprised.
00:36:46He works too hard.
00:36:48Weeks will go by and I won't hear from him.
00:36:51That's why I had to ambush him this weekend.
00:36:55What's he working on?
00:36:57There's been a series of robberies.
00:36:59Hot prowls, he calls them.
00:37:01Oh, no.
00:37:02No wonder he's so obsessed.
00:37:03What do you mean?
00:37:06Did he tell you about his parents?
00:37:09Well, he told me that they died.
00:37:14Someone broke into their home while they were asleep.
00:37:18My brother and his wife tried to stop them.
00:37:24Jake was the one that found them.
00:37:27Blood everywhere.
00:37:28He called 911.
00:37:33His poor parents never came back from the hospital.
00:37:37That's horrible.
00:37:39It was really tough on all of us.
00:37:41But especially Jake.
00:37:42I was so worried when he wanted to join the police force.
00:37:45It's such a dangerous job.
00:37:47And there's a tendency to fixate.
00:37:49He's been through so much.
00:37:53Yeah.
00:37:55I'm just happy that he has you now.
00:37:58I was concerned that no one would understand him.
00:38:02Or he would avoid real relationships because of what happened.
00:38:05Now, what do you say we take a trip to the station and see our boy?
00:38:12Oh, uh, oh, I don't want to disturb him.
00:38:14You're his girlfriend.
00:38:15Of course he wants to see you.
00:38:17Um, you know, I've got some work I've got to take care of at the bookstore.
00:38:21But I can take you if you'd like.
00:38:22Oh, thank you, sweetie.
00:38:23Jensen, could you pull up the file for me on the stolen semi-trucks, please?
00:38:31Oh, hello, Taylor.
00:38:33I'm sure you remember me from the office Christmas party last year.
00:38:36I'm Jake's Aunt Shelley.
00:38:37Of course I remember you.
00:38:39Hi.
00:38:40Aunt Shelley.
00:38:41Oh.
00:38:42What are you doing here?
00:38:43Oh, thought I'd come say hi on your lunch break?
00:38:45Noelle dropped me off.
00:38:47I love your girlfriend, Jakey.
00:38:51Yeah.
00:38:51Girlfriend, huh?
00:38:55You haven't met her yet?
00:38:58I haven't had the pleasure.
00:39:05Another rejection, of course.
00:39:09Hey, stranger!
00:39:11Adam!
00:39:12Hi.
00:39:13What do you think?
00:39:14Oh, yeah, they're beautiful.
00:39:17I know we've had a tough week.
00:39:19Figured you could use some cheering up.
00:39:21Thanks, Adam.
00:39:22My buddy said that you never reached out to him about the guest house.
00:39:26Oh, right, yeah.
00:39:28Um, I figured something out.
00:39:30Oh, yeah?
00:39:31Where have you been staying?
00:39:33Uh, with Jake.
00:39:36Jake?
00:39:37Your neighbor Jake?
00:39:39Yeah, is that a problem?
00:39:42Are you serious?
00:39:43You're staying at another man's house while we're dating?
00:39:47Oh, sorry.
00:39:48Um, if I remember correctly, we're not dating.
00:39:52We're just going on dates, right?
00:39:54Noelle, see that's...
00:39:55No, no, you know what?
00:39:58I am done dealing with emotionally unavailable men.
00:40:02You can't give me what I want.
00:40:03And he can?
00:40:04No.
00:40:05No, but at least he's honest about it.
00:40:27Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40:28Oh, it's okay.
00:40:29All yours.
00:40:31Wait.
00:40:34I'm sorry about last night.
00:40:36It's okay.
00:40:38Really?
00:40:39Really.
00:40:40Helped me realize something, actually.
00:40:43What do you mean?
00:40:44You were right.
00:40:46I want a real relationship, and Adam was never going to give that to me, no matter how long
00:40:51I stuck around.
00:40:53You saw him today.
00:40:56Yeah, he ended things.
00:40:59How are you feeling?
00:41:03Honestly.
00:41:07Amazing.
00:41:18What a cute little star.
00:41:22Oh, hello.
00:41:24Noelle, right?
00:41:25I'm Taylor.
00:41:26Yes, yes.
00:41:27Hi, hi, Taylor.
00:41:28It's nice to meet you.
00:41:30Can I help you find anything?
00:41:33I've been wanting to read this forever.
00:41:36Oh, good choice.
00:41:37I saw Jake's Aunt Shelly at the station yesterday.
00:41:42Um, tell me why she called you Jake's girlfriend.
00:41:47Oh, um, maybe you should ask Jake that question.
00:41:51I did ask him, and he avoided the question.
00:41:53Kind of like you're doing right now.
00:41:54I'm not avoiding anything.
00:41:55Sorry, I don't think I feel comfortable talking about this with you.
00:42:03Your last name's Harper, right?
00:42:05How did you know that?
00:42:07I'm a police officer.
00:42:08I have resources.
00:42:09Oh, so you used taxpayer money to look into me?
00:42:13Perks of the job.
00:42:14Besides, you're moving in on one of my officers.
00:42:18I mean, it's only been a matter of weeks, and you're suddenly so friendly with his aunt and calling him a friend.
00:42:24Are you stalking Jake Reynolds, Noelle?
00:42:27Of course not.
00:42:28No, everything just sort of happened this way.
00:42:30Well, maybe you have a history of criminal activity, because I believe I received a report from another precinct
00:42:36about a Noelle Harper who was accused of embezzling from her previous job.
00:42:41Should I let your boss know about that?
00:42:43That's ridiculous.
00:42:44You can't just go making things up.
00:42:46Really?
00:42:48Is that your boss's office?
00:42:50Wait, why?
00:42:57Noelle, what's wrong?
00:43:03Taylor came into the bookstore today.
00:43:05She accused me of stalking you.
00:43:08Yeah, she was acting like she was your girlfriend and that I was trying to get between you, and
00:43:11she got me fired.
00:43:15How?
00:43:16She pulled out her badge.
00:43:18She made up a story about a Noelle Harper who got in trouble for embezzling, and my boss believed her.
00:43:23I'll go down there, and I'll clear all this up.
00:43:25No, don't bother.
00:43:26I mean, he was looking for a reason to fire me anyways.
00:43:30I haven't heard back from any of the libraries, and I don't know.
00:43:34I think I might just have to move back home with my dad for a while.
00:43:38No, Noelle.
00:43:39You can stay here as long as you need.
00:43:44You really are a great friend, Jake.
00:43:47Friend?
00:43:49Yeah.
00:43:51Happy to help.
00:43:56Good morning, Jakey.
00:43:57Good news for you lovebirds.
00:44:07I'm heading home on Friday.
00:44:08I know.
00:44:09It's devastating to you both.
00:44:10It is.
00:44:12We'll miss having you around.
00:44:13Aw, and I you, sweetheart.
00:44:15Well, thank goodness I'll see you both at the wedding soon enough.
00:44:18You're still going to come, right, darling?
00:44:22What do you say?
00:44:25I'll be there.
00:44:27Great.
00:44:28It's a date, then.
00:44:29Reynolds.
00:44:37A word.
00:44:49Don't start with me today, Officer Walters.
00:44:51Is that really a way to talk to your superior?
00:44:54Just leave me alone.
00:44:55Please.
00:44:56The robbery case file went missing from my desk.
00:44:58You wouldn't have anything to do with that, would you?
00:45:00You didn't run the prints like you said you were going to.
00:45:02Yeah, it's on my to-do list.
00:45:04Well, while you make your way very slowly through that to-do list, there's a criminal on the loose.
00:45:09If someone gets hurt, their blood is on your hands.
00:45:12Bullshit.
00:45:12Bullshit?
00:45:13You want to know what's bullshit?
00:45:15You're getting Noelle fired.
00:45:16I don't know what she told you, but she got herself fired.
00:45:21You abused police resources.
00:45:23I can't help Taylor.
00:45:27What is she to you anyway, hmm?
00:45:30She's my...
00:45:32friend.
00:45:34Liar.
00:45:35You did want a relationship.
00:45:38Just not with me.
00:45:39Holy shit.
00:45:59What, is it too much?
00:46:01I was thinking about wearing this to the wedding.
00:46:03No, you look incredible.
00:46:07But can you dance in those?
00:46:12My family's really big on dancing.
00:46:14They're never going to believe it's true love unless they see us dancing together.
00:46:18Okay, but your family's not here.
00:46:20Your Aunt Shelly's at dinner with a friend.
00:46:22I know that, but we could probably use some practice.
00:46:25Just humor me.
00:46:37What's wrong?
00:46:38Nothing.
00:46:43I had a rough day at work.
00:46:45Want to talk about it?
00:46:47No.
00:46:50I want to dance with you.
00:46:53Cause you're my home away from home, away from home, away from being alone.
00:47:02I want to dance with you.
00:47:16Run away from home, why don't you?
00:47:20Cause I did the same just for you.
00:47:27You don't know how...
00:47:29I love you.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:35Really?
00:47:37Because you're right?
00:47:42I know this was a bad idea.
00:47:46Jake.
00:47:48Jake, you're a great guy.
00:47:50Like, the best.
00:47:52But you taught me not to settle for anything less than what I want.
00:47:56Right?
00:47:57And like you said, you can't give me what I want.
00:48:01I'm sorry, I can't do this again.
00:48:03I can't keep letting other people dictate my love life.
00:48:08I think after the wedding we should take some time to part.
00:48:12I think I need some space.
00:48:27Jakey, what's wrong?
00:48:32Trouble in paradise?
00:48:36You can say that.
00:48:38I'm sure whatever it is, you two will figure things out.
00:48:42You clearly love each other.
00:48:44Aunt Shelley, Noelle and I aren't dating.
00:48:47What are you talking about? Of course you are.
00:48:49We're just pretending.
00:48:52I didn't want you to set me up, so I lied.
00:48:56And I was just my neighbor.
00:48:58I convinced her to help me.
00:49:00But...
00:49:02I'm sorry.
00:49:04I fucked everything up.
00:49:06Look, I don't know what happened, honey, and I'm sorry if I put any pressure on you.
00:49:16But maybe there's something there.
00:49:18I mean, the connection between you two is undeniable.
00:49:20It doesn't matter. I can't give her what she wants.
00:49:24Jake.
00:49:26It's okay to be vulnerable with another person.
00:49:30I know how much it hurt you to lose the people you love.
00:49:34But that's not a reason to stop loving.
00:49:41It's too late.
00:49:42You can cancel that plus one.
00:50:07I'm told Aunt Shelley.
00:50:09What?
00:50:10You don't have to come to the wedding.
00:50:12No, Jake, you didn't have to do that.
00:50:14It's better this way.
00:50:16Pretending to be in a relationship with you is...
00:50:19Confusing.
00:50:21Because I, um...
00:50:24I want...
00:50:27I want, um...
00:50:29What? What, Jake? What...
00:50:31What do you want?
00:50:32I don't know. Okay?
00:50:38You know what I think.
00:50:40I think you want to have your cake and eat it too.
00:50:44I think you want everything that comes with a relationship,
00:50:46but you don't want a relationship.
00:50:49Jake, I know you have feelings for me.
00:50:52And if you're too scared to admit it, then yeah.
00:50:55Maybe you're right. Maybe it is better to quit.
00:50:57You're welcome.
00:50:58You're welcome.
00:51:07Aunt Shelley, I'm so sorry.
00:51:09Stop it.
00:51:10No.
00:51:11We never should have lied to you.
00:51:12Shh. Look at me.
00:51:13I know for a fact my Jakey cares about you very much.
00:51:17It's just...
00:51:19He's still dealing with his grief.
00:51:21The aunt in me wants you to wait for him to wake the fuck up.
00:51:24Pardon my French.
00:51:26But it's not fair for you to be collateral damage.
00:51:30You have a beautiful heart.
00:51:33And I want you to protect it.
00:51:36Oh, come here, sweetheart.
00:51:40Shh.
00:51:44No matter what, I'm always Aunt Shelley to you, okay?
00:51:50Oh.
00:51:58Hello, Mr. Saunders.
00:52:01Need to talk about getting my job back.
00:52:12Stand up.
00:52:13One sec.
00:52:17Stand up.
00:52:19Slowly.
00:52:22Oh, my God.
00:52:23Don't go and try and do anything funny.
00:52:26What?
00:52:28Don't go and try anything funny.
00:52:31Sorry?
00:52:37Don't try anything funny.
00:52:41What do you want?
00:52:42I don't have a key to the safe.
00:52:44Oh, please.
00:52:45Put your hands in the air.
00:52:47Don't even work here.
00:52:48Okay.
00:52:49Okay.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51Okay.
00:52:52Okay.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:54I'm just gonna put my back down.
00:52:55Hurry up, baby.
00:53:00Okay.
00:53:01Come on.
00:53:02Come on.
00:53:03Move.
00:53:04Show me where that key is.
00:53:07You could just let us all go.
00:53:09Please, you don't have to do this.
00:53:10Give me the key, or choose the hostage.
00:53:22I'm gonna check it out.
00:53:24Hey, what's going on?
00:53:26Silent alarm at the bookstore on Main Street.
00:53:28You can't just run out so low, there's protocol.
00:53:30I need to send a unit.
00:53:31Send me.
00:53:32No.
00:53:34Reynolds!
00:53:36I order you to stand down.
00:53:38I'm going, Taylor.
00:53:39You can't stop me.
00:53:52Dispatch, this is Detective Jake Reynolds.
00:53:54I'm reporting to the silent alarm on Main Street.
00:53:56I've got eyes on the perp.
00:53:58He's armed and dangerous.
00:53:59Repeat, armed and dangerous.
00:54:01Copy, Detective.
00:54:02Proceed with sit-rep.
00:54:03Over.
00:54:04Oh my god.
00:54:05What the fuck is she doing here?
00:54:06Detective, we've called for additional units.
00:54:07Do not proceed without backup.
00:54:08Detective.
00:54:09Please don't do this.
00:54:10Please.
00:54:11Please don't do this.
00:54:12Please, drop your weapon.
00:54:13Drop the weapon.
00:54:14Drop the weapon.
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00:55:17okay no one needs to get hurt all right keep your hands up keep your hands up i get it
00:55:28you didn't think we'd be on the scene this quick you're desperate come on now you stay back just
00:55:35let her go you and i can figure this out together all right you know anything about me or what i
00:55:42want you see she's my ticket out of here aren't you aren't you sweetheart and you i don't need you
00:56:12you asshole you think you can say whatever you want it doesn't matter if you hurt people
00:56:29jake just stop wait it's okay it's okay he's down
00:56:34it's okay
00:56:51thank you
00:56:56no no no no no can you hear me
00:57:24get off me
00:57:42you're under arrest have the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used
00:57:48against the court of law you have the right to an attorney get off me
00:57:52noel harper possible head injury please be careful with her
00:57:54noel harper possible head injury please be careful with her
00:57:59noel harper possible head injury please be careful with her
00:58:06noel harper possible head injury please be careful with her
00:58:20noel harper possible head injury please be careful with her
00:58:27i'll start up come on start a riot
00:58:35When they love you, too much now is fame, fake, or even hate
00:58:42Don't be scared when the weight paralyzes your state at the gate
00:58:50Drake?
00:58:57No, it's me
00:58:59Adam, what are you doing here?
00:59:05Well, when I heard what happened, I rushed right over
00:59:07How are you feeling?
00:59:10Um, my head hurts
00:59:13Oh my god, wait, what?
00:59:16You're lucky the bullet only grazed you, and the concussion's mild
00:59:19You'll be alright soon
00:59:21You scared me, baby
00:59:23Adam, I...
00:59:25No, hey, it's okay
00:59:26I'm here, I'm never leaving you again
00:59:30Adam, no, this doesn't change things
00:59:32What are you talking about? Of course it does
00:59:34That prick neighbor of yours almost got you killed
00:59:36Jake saved me
00:59:38Well, when are you gonna understand he doesn't care about you?
00:59:41Not like I do
00:59:42He's a cop
00:59:43He's just doing his job
00:59:45And...
00:59:45Not very well either
00:59:48Forget about him
00:59:52I want to take care of you
00:59:55I want you to be my girlfriend
00:59:58God, I spent a whole year hoping you'd say those words
01:00:06So?
01:00:08Is that a yes?
01:00:09I told you we were done, Adam
01:00:12And since you've never respected me, I can't say that I'm surprised you didn't hear me the first time
01:00:16Noelle...
01:00:17No, it's over, Adam
01:00:19Forever
01:00:20Still there are other hills for you
01:00:26If there are
01:00:28Nothing means something with you
01:00:35Really
01:00:37Jakey
01:00:38Jakey
01:00:38Oh my goodness
01:00:40Your message scared me half to death
01:00:42You okay?
01:00:44I'm fine
01:00:44You didn't have to come
01:00:46Of course I did
01:00:48How's Noelle?
01:00:49I'm not sure
01:00:52I haven't seen her since the ambulance
01:00:56Stucked her to the hospital last night
01:00:57Jake, you haven't gone to see her?
01:01:02I can't go back to the hospital again
01:01:04I just can't
01:01:06Oh, you can, and you will
01:01:08I almost lost her
01:01:12I can't go through that again
01:01:14I know you're scared
01:01:17But if you don't go, you will lose her
01:01:20And pushing Noelle away
01:01:21Will not bring your parents back
01:01:23Excuse me
01:01:27Reynolds?
01:01:28Can I speak with you?
01:01:44How fucking dare you?
01:01:46You really want to do this right now?
01:01:48Should I just fire you instead?
01:01:49Fire me?
01:01:51Are you kidding?
01:01:52You broke rank
01:01:53You disobeyed orders
01:01:55You ran into that bookstore with no plan and no backup
01:01:58Tell me why I shouldn't tell all this to the chief right now
01:02:01And end your career
01:02:01Don't bother
01:02:04I quit
01:02:06You really think you're going to get a job at any other station
01:02:12After I report you?
01:02:13What if I report you?
01:02:16What if I tell the chief
01:02:17That not only did you abuse police resources
01:02:20By letting your personal feelings about Noelle cloud your judgment
01:02:22You also knowingly hindered an ongoing investigation
01:02:26By telling an officer to stand down
01:02:28Obstruction of justice is a very serious crime, Officer Walters
01:02:33You're bluffing
01:02:35You would never do that
01:02:37You want to bet?
01:02:43That's what I thought
01:02:44Excuse me
01:02:47Knock, knock
01:02:57And Shelly
01:02:59How did you know I was here?
01:03:01Oh, Jake told me
01:03:02Um, where is he?
01:03:07He's working
01:03:08Right, right
01:03:11Yeah, of course
01:03:11I'm sorry
01:03:12Hospitals are hard for him
01:03:14But I come with good news
01:03:17What is it?
01:03:18I spoke with a friend of mine
01:03:20And his school is hiring
01:03:21They need a researcher for their librarian
01:03:24I would love to help you get your foot in the door
01:03:27Yes, no, no
01:03:28I want it
01:03:29Oh, I was hoping you'd say that
01:03:30You have an interview on Monday
01:03:32Aunt Shelly
01:03:33I don't know how to thank you
01:03:35Of course
01:03:36Your family
01:03:37I'm Shelly
01:03:46Can I speak with Noah Long for a moment?
01:03:51Thank you
01:03:51How are you feeling?
01:03:58Okay
01:03:58Concussed
01:04:01Well, I got you something
01:04:04But
01:04:07Maybe you should hold off to the headache, Waiselof
01:04:11Hmm
01:04:12Nah
01:04:13Oh, my God
01:04:25How did you
01:04:28My parents' library
01:04:29Aunt Shelly wasn't kidding
01:04:32I forgot how extensive it was
01:04:34Seriously
01:04:35Seriously
01:04:35It takes up a whole storage unit
01:04:36You didn't have to
01:04:40Yes, I did
01:04:44Noelle, I've
01:04:49I've avoided my feelings
01:04:53All my feelings
01:04:55For
01:04:56For
01:04:56A very long time
01:04:59When my parents died
01:05:04I
01:05:05I
01:05:05I didn't know what I wanted
01:05:09I just knew I didn't want to feel that pain again
01:05:14I told myself I would do anything not to feel it
01:05:18But last night
01:05:20When I carried you out of that building
01:05:24I felt that pain
01:05:27Loving someone means living with the risk of losing them
01:05:32And that scares the shit out of me
01:05:34And that scares the shit out of me
01:05:35And that scares the shit out of me
01:05:39But so does the idea of living without you
01:05:42I want to be with you, Noelle
01:05:46I love you
01:05:51I'm in love with you
01:05:58So what do you say?
01:06:04Do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:06:08Do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:06:10Oh my god
01:06:11I have two offers in one day
01:06:13I wish I tried getting concussed sooner
01:06:15Two?
01:06:18Was that it me?
01:06:21Mmhmm
01:06:22What did you say to him?
01:06:27I told him to leave me alone
01:06:32Forever
01:06:33And what do you say to him?
01:06:37And what do you say to me?
01:06:40Um, hmm
01:06:42I need to think about it
01:06:44Yeah, that's fine
01:06:45Take your time
01:06:46Okay, let's do it
01:06:50Really?
01:06:52Of course, you idiot
01:07:07I love you too, by the way
01:07:13Knew it
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:15So I guess you are a relationship guy after all, huh?
01:07:20Oh, Taylor's gonna be pissed
01:07:22I quit this morning
01:07:29What?
01:07:30No, Jake, I don't want you to have to choose between
01:07:33I'm not
01:07:34I became a cop because I wanted to help people
01:07:39To protect and to serve
01:07:43But all that department cared about was
01:07:47Meeting quota and glad-handing donors
01:07:49I mean, they didn't give a shit about good police work
01:07:52So I'm gonna become a private investigator
01:07:59Not everything's about you, you know?
01:08:02Hey, hey, hey
01:08:04Okay, alright, well maybe it was a little bit about you?
01:08:08Being a PI is just safer
01:08:11And
01:08:14I wanna be around
01:08:15For a long time
01:08:16For the people I love
01:08:34I'm ready to go home now
01:08:39I already am
01:08:41Howdy, neighbor
01:09:11Got you, smoker
01:09:16Thanks
01:09:18I've showered
01:09:20Ooh, so those pipes are working well, huh?
01:09:23Yeah, better than ever
01:09:25See you after work?
01:09:27Yeah
01:09:28Swing by and make them burgers
01:09:30Oh, yum!
01:09:32See, there are perks to dating a guy next door
01:09:35Unless we break up
01:09:37Unless we break up.
01:09:39Then it'll get real awkward.
01:09:41You'll have to move out.
01:09:42Ah, see, the thing about that is...
01:09:46I was kind of here first.
01:09:47I'm not leaving.
01:09:51Well, then I guess we should never break up.
01:09:56Deal.
01:09:59Deal.
01:10:07I'm not leaving.
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