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00:00CLEAN YOUR TEETH, PLEASE!
00:02Nasty.
00:03You know you're supposed to floss your teeth two times a day.
00:06That's too much, a little bit.
00:08No, it's not. If you do it gently, it's okay.
00:10That? No, you're not supposed to do that?
00:12Okay, yeah. Okay, good thing they're telling us not to.
00:14Hydrogen peroxide?
00:16I wouldn't do it.
00:17I would not put that in my ear. Is that okay?
00:19Yeah. Yeah, so.
00:21I bought the special thing, like a gadget with a camera on it, and you can see...
00:26Ew! Why?
00:28With the thumb that I'm buying this.
00:31That just seems interesting, okay.
00:33So, kind of, you will not push anything there.
00:36Yeah. So you can be gentle with this.
00:38What if you put it in there, and then you have like little fucking alien...
00:43Little aliens in there.
00:45Beep!
00:46Beep! Yeah.
00:48Okay, so we have these air suction things.
00:51Apparently they take the toxin.
00:52That's fine.
00:55Okay. Okay, we're showing off a handy little...
00:58A handy little guy.
00:59Yeah.
01:00Now you know what is this thing for.
01:02Yeah.
01:03Oh no, my back!
01:04Ah!
01:07Okay.
01:09I don't know, that didn't seem that very...
01:11That helpful to me, but alright.
01:13No, it's definitely a hug, but...
01:16You could...
01:17Feel like you just use your brain and you're like, yeah.
01:19Yeah.
01:21Am I stupid or what?
01:22Why you show me this?
01:23Perfect fit.
01:24Okay.
01:25So we got some...
01:26Oh no!
01:27My cereal!
01:28Not my Cheerios!
01:29Aha!
01:31Okay.
01:32Teaching you how to tie a knot.
01:34Five minute crafts.
01:37No, they just showed you that you can lay some pieces.
01:39I know.
01:41I understand, yeah.
01:42Ooh.
01:43Hot knife into a bottle.
01:44Uh-huh.
01:45It's kind of satisfying looking.
01:46Yeah, be careful.
01:47Yeah, don't touch that right afterwards.
01:49Okay.
01:50Roll up this bad boy.
01:51I know.
01:52Stick it in.
01:53Wow.
01:54And...
01:55Seal it.
01:56That's cool!
01:57Wow, nice!
01:58I like that.
01:59Nice.
02:00Okay.
02:01No!
02:02Okay, what are we doing with this?
02:03Okay.
02:04Uh-huh.
02:05Velcro.
02:06Ah, yeah.
02:07Velcro.
02:08I remember getting a lot of stuff stuck on the Velcro when I was younger.
02:10Oh?
02:11Just use your paint?
02:12That's why adults don't wear Velcro.
02:14Or they knew the house.
02:16We've realized the inconsistencies and the weaknesses of wearing Velcro in comparison
02:21to laces.
02:22Traumatized.
02:23Yeah, we're all traumatized by this.
02:25Yeah.
02:27Yay!
02:28Oh no, my shoes are dirty!
02:30But somehow only the laces.
02:32They're covered in blood from my last murder.
02:34Yeah, and she noticed it just right now.
02:38Okay.
02:39Not at home when she's dirty.
02:41I wouldn't use lemonade and mentos because it would make it sticky.
02:45The sugar, you know?
02:46Mm-hmm.
02:47You could use like a soda water or something.
02:50But you don't care if they clean.
02:53No.
02:54Yeah, but like if they're sticky then it's gonna attach more dirt to it afterwards.
02:58Makes sense, makes sense.
02:59So what do you suggest to use?
03:01I would suggest you use soda water or like, um, yeah.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Write it down, please.
03:07Yeah.
03:08Write it down.
03:09Take notes, take notes.
03:10Before, after.
03:11They look the same.
03:12And they did the different movements.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Okay.
03:17Give us more.
03:18More reactions.
03:19Make sure to change your kidneys for you, ladies.
03:20Yeah.
03:21Let's work.
03:22Do you decide to change your kidneys?
03:23Back to him?
03:24Or you.
03:25Angels on.
03:26Oh, there'sks.
03:27Here's膝.
03:28Fuck you.
03:30Centre.
03:39Come.
03:40You.
03:41What?
03:42What?
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