Nothing But the Truth (1941) Full Movie HD

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Nothing But the Truth (1941) is a delightful comedy starring Bob Hope, Paulette Goddard, and Edward Arnold. The story follows a man who makes a bet that he can tell the truth for an entire day — a challenge that leads to a series of funny misunderstandings, clever twists, and charming moments. Filled with wit, laughter, and timeless humor, this classic film captures the joyful spirit of old Hollywood comedies.   Enjoy Nothing But the Truth (1941) in Full HD, perfect for fans of classic comedies, feel-good movies, and vintage cinema full of charm and laughter.  Nothing But the Truth, Nothing But the Truth 1941, full movie HD, Bob Hope, Paulette Goddard, Edward Arnold, classic comedy, old Hollywood movie, vintage film, HD full movie, English movie, 1940s movies, family comedy, funny movie, feel good film, lighthearted comedy, HD movie, classic cinema, humor and fun, laughter and joy, old comedy movie, timeless film, witty story, movie night, golden age cinema, cheerful movie, classic film, 1941 movie, entertaining story, old Hollywood classic, joyful comedy, family friendly film, full classic movie

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00:00:00The End

00:00:30The End

00:01:00The End

00:01:29Carbine is up a little

00:01:31Yeah

00:01:31Morning Mr. Ralston

00:01:33Morning Mr. Ralston

00:01:35Morning Mr. Ralston

00:01:36Morning TT

00:01:37Morning Tom

00:01:38Morning Mr. Ralston

00:01:39Oh uh TT

00:01:40What is everybody smiling about?

00:01:42What's so funny?

00:01:44Morning sir

00:01:45Good morning Mr. Ralston

00:01:46Oh nonsense

00:01:46Hiya chief

00:01:49Good morning

00:01:50Dick I've got distressing news

00:01:53Oh boy come back later

00:01:54What's that?

00:01:55Run along run along

00:01:56Hey he's only done one shoe

00:01:58Dick we've got to get rid of Las Lomas Quicksilver as soon as possible

00:02:03I've got cauliflower ears from phoning

00:02:05Just got as far as quick and they hang up

00:02:07Listen I got a hundred and fifty thousand dollars sunk in that blasted mine

00:02:11We got to get it out

00:02:12Oh but TT

00:02:13Look drop everything else today

00:02:15After all this is my baby

00:02:16Well of all the babies we've had in this office

00:02:19This one's really got circles under its eyes

00:02:21Mr. Van Dusen is here

00:02:24Hello

00:02:24Oh hello Van

00:02:26Hiya

00:02:26Good morning TT

00:02:27Good morning

00:02:28Conference?

00:02:28No no not at all

00:02:29Make yourself at home

00:02:30Do you have a cigarette?

00:02:31Oh no thanks

00:02:32Did you see what carbide did?

00:02:33Yes sir you certainly called that right

00:02:35Van you have plenty of nice solid stuff

00:02:38Now I've got something really exciting for you

00:02:41Something that you can play with

00:02:42Yes?

00:02:43Yeah

00:02:43Will you have a drink?

00:02:46Oh it's a little early

00:02:47This happens to be my own little pet

00:02:51I got hold of a mine in New Mexico

00:02:53Quite by accident

00:02:55Los Lomas Quicksilver

00:02:56I'll take a bottle of pop

00:02:59I don't care what you've heard

00:03:03It's great stuff

00:03:04Hello

00:03:11Yes who?

00:03:13Oh put them on

00:03:14Put them on

00:03:14Hello Bennett

00:03:15Yes

00:03:16Ah that's good news Steve

00:03:19Yes

00:03:20Come as soon as you can

00:03:21Oh all right

00:03:24Make it after lunch

00:03:24That's fine boy

00:03:26Goodbye

00:03:26That was young Bennett

00:03:28Steve Bennett

00:03:28He's consented

00:03:30He's coming into the firm

00:03:30I asked him last night

00:03:31Well fine choice

00:03:33He just cracked up in his own business

00:03:35Oh I've had my eye on Steve for a long time

00:03:37He's going to be all right

00:03:38He's a little conservative

00:03:39Needs guidance

00:03:40But he has good contacts

00:03:42He could put all his customers

00:03:43Under a cookie jar

00:03:44But those he has

00:03:46Speak very highly of

00:03:47When we take Bennett in

00:03:49We'll take in his customers

00:03:50He's just the man we need right now

00:03:52Hi ho quick silver

00:03:54Why not?

00:03:55He'll sell it

00:03:55He won't spend his life

00:03:56Sitting in that chair

00:03:57You see he's not married to my daughter

00:03:59You boys go right ahead

00:04:00With your little family quarrel

00:04:01I'll go and see if I've been wiped out

00:04:04Yes sir Sam

00:04:06I'm really falling into something

00:04:08No more worries

00:04:09No responsibilities

00:04:10No ulcers

00:04:11People beg for that Ralston stock

00:04:13All I'll have to do

00:04:14Is come in in the morning

00:04:15Put my feet up on the desk

00:04:16Rock back and go to sleep

00:04:18Every once in a while

00:04:19The door opens

00:04:20A customer tiptoes in

00:04:21Takes the stock off the desk

00:04:23Leaves the check

00:04:24And tiptoes out

00:04:25Yeah

00:04:27But who's going to get up

00:04:28And open the door for them?

00:04:29I don't know

00:04:30But they're not going to make

00:04:30A drudge out of me

00:04:31What are you keeping

00:04:33All these pictures

00:04:34From the old office

00:04:34Awful heavy on my lap

00:04:36Well what's the use of

00:04:37Going to college

00:04:38If you don't keep the pictures?

00:04:40Who's these fellas

00:04:41With these big spoons

00:04:42Or something?

00:04:43Spoon

00:04:44Those are oars

00:04:45That's my rowing team

00:04:47Intercollegiate champs

00:04:4829, 30 and 32

00:04:49But what happened to 31?

00:04:51The judges found out

00:04:52Where we hid the outboard motor

00:04:53Snoops

00:04:55Say this is the office for me

00:04:58The Taj Mahal with inkwells

00:05:01Taj Mahal who?

00:05:02How do you do?

00:05:03I'm Mr. Bennet

00:05:05Oh yes

00:05:06How do you do Mr. Bennet

00:05:07We've been expecting you

00:05:08Mr. Bennet is here

00:05:10Mr. Ralston

00:05:10They ain't using pictures

00:05:12Hello Steve

00:05:15Hello T.T.

00:05:16Am I late?

00:05:17No no it's mighty good

00:05:18To have you with us

00:05:19Well it's mighty good

00:05:19To be here too

00:05:20T.T.

00:05:21Come on Steve

00:05:22I'll show you your office

00:05:23Okay

00:05:24I wish these pictures

00:05:25Would care of me for a while

00:05:26You don't know how happy I am

00:05:29We're going to do great things together

00:05:31Now as soon as you get settled

00:05:32And comfortable

00:05:33Give me a buzz

00:05:34Just got hold of something

00:05:35You'll be crazy about

00:05:37The sweetest little issue

00:05:38Oh that mellow easy stuff to handle

00:05:40That honey from orchids

00:05:41Mr. Volston

00:05:43Yes

00:05:43New Mexico is on the phone

00:05:45I'll tell you about it later

00:05:46Give me a buzz

00:05:46All right T.T.

00:05:49Great fellow

00:05:50My name goes right there

00:05:52In chromium

00:05:53Well here we

00:05:56Oh I'm sure this is only temporary

00:06:09That's for you to not get

00:06:10No I mean the office

00:06:12Still this must be my office

00:06:18It's too small for a telephone booth

00:06:20Don't do that

00:06:23Gives me that buried alive feeling

00:06:25Hey what am I brooding about

00:06:28This is only my outer office

00:06:30Ah

00:06:32I could really do things

00:06:35In an office like this

00:06:36Stock brokers are always backing shows

00:06:39Being angels

00:06:40Oh I beg your pardon

00:06:42Stevie

00:06:43Come on in

00:06:44Come on in pal

00:06:45Oh I'm sorry Mr.

00:06:47Honey

00:06:48Miss Graham

00:06:49I want you to meet Mr. Bennett

00:06:51One of my partners

00:06:51Partner?

00:06:53Well Mr. Donnelly's been promising

00:06:55We'd get together for some time

00:06:57Oh he has

00:06:58Well that's very nice

00:06:59How do you do?

00:07:00When Dick Donnelly tells you

00:07:01You'll meet someone

00:07:02You meet him

00:07:02We've been talking about

00:07:05The green swan

00:07:06The green?

00:07:07Yes didn't Dickie tell you

00:07:09About the green swan?

00:07:11Oh should he?

00:07:11I mean

00:07:13Do you think I'm old enough to know

00:07:14Her show Stevie

00:07:16Her show

00:07:17The one Linda's going to star in

00:07:19You know

00:07:20I told you all about it

00:07:21He loved it

00:07:23Oh the swan

00:07:24Yes that part

00:07:25Where you come on

00:07:26And that fellow ran with the mcgill

00:07:28Oh I thought I'd die laughing

00:07:29It's supposed to be a serious drama

00:07:32Yes well

00:07:33So long

00:07:34Oh tell me Mr. Bennett

00:07:35Did you like it well enough

00:07:39To put any money into it?

00:07:40Huh?

00:07:41Did he like it?

00:07:43Well enough to want to put

00:07:44Fifteen grand in it

00:07:46Oh

00:07:46I must have been crazy about it

00:07:49Oh Mr. Bennett

00:07:50How can I thank you?

00:07:52You won't regret it

00:07:53Really you won't

00:07:54We'll give Broadway

00:07:56Something really fine this season

00:07:58Yeah lucky Broadway

00:07:59Oh well

00:08:01I'd better go

00:08:01It's a customer

00:08:02They get very impatient

00:08:05So I

00:08:05Might hurt his head

00:08:07Well you take

00:08:09Well

00:08:10Goodbye

00:08:11But Mr. Bennett

00:08:13Hey Samuel

00:08:15Get some bricks and mortar

00:08:16We're gonna seal up this door

00:08:18In the meantime

00:08:19Put a rat trap there

00:08:20Well the poodle broke

00:08:21Oh they brought the things

00:08:22Huh?

00:08:23That's good

00:08:24I wanna get that list

00:08:25Of my customers

00:08:25Ah there it is

00:08:30Goodbye

00:08:33Goodbye

00:08:33Hello Betty

00:08:36Hello Miss Saunders

00:08:38Say I like your hair that way

00:08:39Oh thank you Miss Saunders

00:08:41Good afternoon

00:08:43Good afternoon

00:08:44Hello

00:08:44Oh Miss Saunders

00:08:46I wanna thank you

00:08:47For sending those books

00:08:48To Freddy

00:08:49But I'm afraid

00:08:50They're a little old for him

00:08:51Oh

00:08:52Well he'll grow into them

00:08:53Here Dad

00:08:55Oh hello

00:08:56Hello

00:08:56Tell Uncle Pudgy

00:08:58Mr. Ralston

00:08:58That I have to see him right away

00:08:59It's really important

00:09:00Certainly Miss Saunders

00:09:01How have you been?

00:09:02Just fine

00:09:03Mr. Ralston

00:09:04Your niece is here to see you

00:09:06Uh oh

00:09:06Did you tell her I was in?

00:09:08Yes

00:09:09She's right here

00:09:10Well tell her the office is full of people

00:09:12Oh he's awfully sorry

00:09:14But the office is full of people

00:09:16Oh it is

00:09:17Hmm

00:09:17Well try Mr. Donnelly

00:09:19Mr. Donnelly

00:09:23Miss Saunders is here

00:09:24Shall I send her in?

00:09:25No

00:09:25No no

00:09:26Tell her I just jumped out the window

00:09:28Tell her anything

00:09:29Anything

00:09:29Shh

00:09:32Gwen is out there

00:09:34I know

00:09:35What are you doing?

00:09:37I forgot to plug up one leak in the dike

00:09:39Hello JP

00:09:46JP Carter please

00:09:47Hello JP

00:09:49This is TT

00:09:50Say has my niece Gwen been there to see you?

00:09:53Oh she hasn't

00:09:54Good

00:09:55Uh Joe

00:09:56She's mixed up in another charity scheme

00:09:57Uh listen Joe

00:09:59In a weak moment

00:10:00I promised to double it

00:10:01If she could raise 20,000 or more

00:10:03By the first of the month

00:10:04A handsome offer

00:10:05With the first of the month tomorrow

00:10:07Now when she gets to you

00:10:09You just uh

00:10:10Tell her you can't donate anything at present

00:10:12Yeah

00:10:13Yeah

00:10:14I've told all the other fellas

00:10:16Thanks

00:10:17Oh by the way Joe

00:10:19Uh I've got to show my gratitude in some way

00:10:22Ever hear of Las Lomas Quicksilver?

00:10:28Hello

00:10:28Joe

00:10:29Joe

00:10:30Joe

00:10:30Bad connection

00:10:32I don't think I'll wait any longer Hilda

00:10:35Well maybe you'd like to see the new partner

00:10:37Oh uh Mr. Bennett

00:10:39Is he here already?

00:10:40Yes he's in his office

00:10:41What's he like?

00:10:44Well he's uh

00:10:45Kind of hard to describe

00:10:46I know the type

00:10:48Yes Mr. Hendricks

00:10:50No

00:10:51No regrets about my own business

00:10:52Those nerve-wracking days are over

00:10:54Yes sir

00:10:56I'll call you the minute I get something good

00:10:57Hello

00:11:02Hello

00:11:02I've got something goodbye

00:11:06I'm Gwen Saunders

00:11:09Well how do you do?

00:11:10I'm Beave Stenner

00:11:11I mean I'm Stan Beaver

00:11:12I mean uh

00:11:13Bennett

00:11:13Bennett yeah that's him

00:11:14No that's me

00:11:14I want you to sit down

00:11:15Could I talk to you alone for a minute?

00:11:17Alone?

00:11:18Alone Sam

00:11:19You don't have to hit me with no ton of cool

00:11:20No I guess it's too late for that

00:11:22You'll just fade

00:11:23Yes ma'am

00:11:24I'll put the pictures up

00:11:25He painted the boat

00:11:26Sam

00:11:26I hope you don't mind

00:11:33Huh?

00:11:33Shh we better not talk too loud

00:11:35No we better not

00:11:36Mr. Bennett I'm in trouble

00:11:40Trouble?

00:11:41I only know you by reputation

00:11:43My uncle's talked about you so much

00:11:44But I want you to know that I trust you implicitly

00:11:47Well that's very nice

00:11:48I'm sorry to be so abrupt

00:11:50After all we're strangers

00:11:51But you're the only one in the world that can help me

00:11:53Well I'm entirely at your service

00:11:56Well it's terribly terribly important

00:11:59But you must promise me that you won't say a word about it to anyone

00:12:02Oh I won't tell a s-

00:12:03Say you're not in a play called The Green Swan are you?

00:12:06Shh

00:12:06Huh?

00:12:08Pudgy and Dick mustn't know that I've talked to you

00:12:10Pudgy's minding me for uncle

00:12:12There isn't anyone in the world I can ask except Ben

00:12:14And he wouldn't do it

00:12:15Oh he wouldn't eh

00:12:16That's just like him

00:12:17Who is he?

00:12:18Never mind

00:12:18They mustn't dream we're going to be partners

00:12:21Oh we're going to be partners?

00:12:22Yes

00:12:23Now do you see these?

00:12:25Is that money?

00:12:26Yes

00:12:26What'd you think it was?

00:12:28Why that's a thousand dollar bill

00:12:29There's ten of them

00:12:30One, two, three, four, five

00:12:31Oh don't count

00:12:32We're partners

00:12:33Yeah we're just

00:12:34Oh

00:12:34Dear me

00:12:37Oh I'm sorry

00:12:40Oh I'm not

00:12:41You see I'm so upset

00:12:43I don't know what I'm doing

00:12:44I've had these for four days

00:12:45Pudgy doesn't know that I've got them

00:12:46Here you keep them

00:12:47I've had them in two banks

00:12:48In my safe deposit box

00:12:50Under my pillow

00:12:50And in my stocking

00:12:51Oh

00:12:52Aren't you afraid of prowlers?

00:12:54What?

00:12:54I mean it's dangerous

00:12:56So naturally

00:12:57I'm terribly terribly worried

00:12:59Well how can you worry

00:13:00When you have ten thousand dollars

00:13:02Oh but that's the whole thing

00:13:04I want you to invest it for me

00:13:06Oh I see

00:13:07You want the firm to invest it

00:13:08No no

00:13:09I told you the others

00:13:10Mustn't know anything about it

00:13:11Oh no

00:13:12You see

00:13:12I have to make a lot of money quickly

00:13:14And I think speculation's the best way

00:13:15Don't you?

00:13:16Well

00:13:16Oh I want a quick turnover

00:13:17The kind of Pudgy always gets

00:13:18Pudgy's my nickname for uncle

00:13:19I told you that didn't I

00:13:20Well

00:13:20Pudgy always doubles everybody's money

00:13:22He says I talk too quickly

00:13:23Oh it's not noticeable

00:13:25Isn't that nice?

00:13:26Where's the money?

00:13:27Well

00:13:27Oh here

00:13:28Here

00:13:28Don't get nervous

00:13:29You keep it

00:13:30I'm always losing it

00:13:32Well that's an awful lot of money

00:13:33To carry around

00:13:34I seldom do it

00:13:35I don't like to

00:13:36Muss it or bend it

00:13:38Well which pocket

00:13:38Are you going to keep it in?

00:13:39Well I think it would look

00:13:40Well right in there

00:13:41Don't you?

00:13:42You're a scream

00:13:42But you mustn't mix it

00:13:45With your money

00:13:45No I won't

00:13:46If it gets mixed with my money

00:13:47I'll recognize it

00:13:48Oh

00:13:49So it's the buzzer

00:13:51Oh that's that

00:13:52Oh Steve

00:13:54Can you come in now?

00:13:55That's Pudgy

00:13:56Can I come in?

00:13:57Mm-hmm

00:13:57Well I'll be right there

00:13:58Pudgy

00:13:59Tee Tee

00:13:59Say you better go

00:14:01I better go

00:14:02Pudgy mustn't see us together

00:14:03Oh you've been terribly sweet

00:14:05And I'm terribly

00:14:05Terribly grateful to you

00:14:07Yes well

00:14:07Oh wait Miss Saunders

00:14:11What sort of a turnover

00:14:12Do you expect?

00:14:13Well you must double it

00:14:14Oh I told you that

00:14:15Didn't I?

00:14:16Well that's terribly important

00:14:17That's the whole idea

00:14:18It's such a good cause

00:14:19Yes it is

00:14:20Double it?

00:14:22Yes like Pudgy always does

00:14:23Oh yes but I mean

00:14:24How much?

00:14:25How soon?

00:14:26Oh well you mustn't waste time

00:14:27Well right away

00:14:28We've only got three days

00:14:30I'll keep in touch with you

00:14:31Goodbye

00:14:31Miss Saunders

00:14:33Shh

00:14:33Goodbye

00:14:34Yeah

00:14:35Hi

00:14:39Dream girl

00:14:42Ben

00:14:42Where have you been?

00:14:45Miss Saunders

00:14:45I've been fooling you all day

00:14:47Well that trip certainly did you good

00:14:49You look wonderful yourself

00:14:50Do I?

00:14:54Oh Steve

00:14:54Come into my office

00:14:56We knew we could talk in there

00:14:57Oh yes

00:14:58Oh Mr. Bennett

00:14:59Mr. Bennett

00:15:00I need two dollars

00:15:02I got to go get some things

00:15:04Well I don't have any money right now

00:15:05You know how things are

00:15:07I don't know why

00:15:08Oh I just got it

00:15:11It's not mine

00:15:12I was sitting

00:15:13I don't have to explain things to you

00:15:17And don't stare

00:15:22Look come in

00:15:25Steve I want you to meet Dick Dudley

00:15:28Well I

00:15:29Oh haven't we

00:15:31Glad to have you with us

00:15:32Bennett

00:15:32Yeah but

00:15:33Oh yes yes thanks

00:15:35Thanks pal you're okay

00:15:37Drink?

00:15:38I think I will

00:15:38Titi

00:15:39Thank you

00:15:39Well here's to the three musketeers

00:15:43Yes sir

00:15:43I'm sure we'll be together for a long time

00:15:47Steve you're going to be here until you're old and gray

00:15:50Which may be tomorrow

00:15:50Steve we're having a few friends on the flamingo for the weekend

00:15:57That's my houseboat you know

00:15:59Mrs. Ralston and I would be delighted to have you

00:16:01Oh thanks thanks a lot Titi

00:16:03Oh not at all not at all

00:16:04You're one of the family now you know

00:16:06Come here

00:16:07When you hear what I've got set up for you

00:16:10You'll jump for joy

00:16:12There's a little mine in New Mexico

00:16:14You see I was the only one to hear about it

00:16:16So when I went down there to

00:16:17Say are you listening to me?

00:16:20Oh yes Pudgy

00:16:21I mean Mr. Ralston

00:16:22I'm all ears

00:16:23Well I'm putting it out in 70,000 shares

00:16:26Preferred stock

00:16:27It's a shame to let the public have it

00:16:29Oh certainly is

00:16:30But we need working capital

00:16:33Yes well what kind of a mine is it Titi?

00:16:36Well it's Las Lomas Quicksilver preferred

00:16:37Las Lomas Quicksilver

00:16:40Uh huh

00:16:41That was the quietest jumping for joy I ever saw

00:16:44Oh well Mr. Ralston

00:16:45Maybe I ought to handle something I'm more familiar with

00:16:48Like American can or something

00:16:49Why Steve

00:16:50Hello

00:16:51Hello Bart

00:16:52Come in come in

00:16:53You know Mr. Bennett

00:16:54Oh very well

00:16:55Congratulations Mr. Bennett

00:16:56Oh thanks Mr. Pritchard

00:16:57You got a good man Titi

00:16:58Oh I know it

00:17:00Mr. Pritchard took 5,000 of that Quicksilver

00:17:02Uh that's what I came to see you about Titi

00:17:05Uh pardon me

00:17:07I uh

00:17:08I think I was a little hasty

00:17:11I'd like to

00:17:12Oh nonsense

00:17:13You'll double your money

00:17:15Well I've been talking to some of the boys

00:17:17And I'm a little jittery

00:17:18Just come with me

00:17:20I'll tell you what we'll do

00:17:22Here's your check bar

00:17:25If it'll make you feel any better

00:17:27Well Titi I didn't mean to

00:17:29Oh forget it forget it

00:17:30How's Ruthie and the kids

00:17:31Well

00:17:31We must have dinner together some night soon eh

00:17:33Well so long Bart

00:17:36But Titi I don't get it

00:17:39That was awful fast

00:17:40Oh I know human nature boys

00:17:42Pritchard will phone right back

00:17:44And instead of 5,000 shares

00:17:46He'll want to buy 20,000

00:17:48He'll figure if I was that anxious

00:17:50To give him back his money

00:17:51And hold on to the stock

00:17:53It must be terrific

00:17:54Oh yes boys

00:17:55I'm a great student of human nature

00:17:57Well I wish I were

00:17:59I'm still in the chasing and proposing stage

00:18:03Gwen

00:18:04Yes

00:18:04No Van you haven't met Steve Bennett have you

00:18:06Tommy Van Dusen

00:18:07Yes I saw them

00:18:08I mean him

00:18:09Outside by the water cooler

00:18:11I mean how are you

00:18:13We'd better get down to business

00:18:17All right Steve let's get back to Quicksilver

00:18:19I tell you it'll double anybody's investment

00:18:21Well what is the set

00:18:21Double?

00:18:23It'll double?

00:18:24Yeah

00:18:24Well I have a little money that

00:18:28Your own money?

00:18:29No no this isn't for you Steve

00:18:30Oh but you just said

00:18:31You just told Mr. Pritchard

00:18:32But Mr. Pritchard is a customer

00:18:33Yeah but if it's not good for me

00:18:35It's not good for him

00:18:36Now look we're wasting a lot of time here

00:18:37Do you or don't you want to sell this stock?

00:18:39Well the customers I have believe in me

00:18:41I'm not kidding they do

00:18:42I can't sell them anything I don't believe in

00:18:45Has Ripley heard about him?

00:18:47All right

00:18:47Maybe Les Lomas is no good at all

00:18:49But there's Quicksilver somewhere in New Mexico

00:18:52And somebody is liable to find it

00:18:54I've told many a lie that I've had come true

00:18:56A lie is the same as the truth

00:19:00If the result is all right

00:19:01I'm afraid I disagree with you

00:19:03Take a page from the old master

00:19:04Profit's the only thing in business

00:19:06And in our business profit is imagination

00:19:08An imagination is seldom the truth

00:19:10It's what you hope for

00:19:12The world doesn't believe in the truth

00:19:14It didn't believe that there was an America

00:19:16For Columbus to discover

00:19:17It didn't believe that Bell had a telephone

00:19:19Or that man could fly

00:19:21Those fellas were all telling the truth

00:19:23And yet everybody considered them crazy

00:19:25I tell you there are certain necessary lies

00:19:28A man can get along just as well

00:19:32By telling the absolute truth

00:19:33You mean about everything?

00:19:35Yes

00:19:35All the time?

00:19:36Sure

00:19:37What are you playing?

00:19:38Truth and consequences?

00:19:40Just teaching our new partner the facts of life

00:19:42We've been trying to convince Steve

00:19:44That he couldn't tell the truth even for a day

00:19:46And retain any of his friends or do any business

00:19:48Why, if a man set out to tell the truth for a whole day

00:19:51Before nightfall, someone would kill him

00:19:53Sure

00:19:53Why, all the diplomats of Europe would have to quit

00:19:56If it weren't the case

00:19:57Is that bad?

00:19:58Listen, Steve

00:19:58You meet Smith on the street in the morning

00:20:01And you say, I hope you slept well

00:20:03That's a lie

00:20:03You don't give a hang if he never sleeps

00:20:05Well, I do

00:20:06Smith's a nice guy

00:20:08Oh, give in, Bennett

00:20:10The truth hurts

00:20:12An attractive lie sounds infinitely better

00:20:14Well, I'm entitled to my own opinion

00:20:16I still think you can tell the truth

00:20:17Who, me?

00:20:18No, I didn't say you can tell the truth

00:20:20I said I can tell the truth

00:20:21But for how long?

00:20:23Well, if I can tell the truth for an hour

00:20:24I don't see any reason why I couldn't tell it for one day or a year

00:20:27Yeah, you don't really believe that, do you?

00:20:30Well, I certainly do

00:20:31It's just a simple matter of principle

00:20:32Hey, do I sound stuffy?

00:20:35You wouldn't like to back those principles with a little money, would you?

00:20:38Well, yes, I would

00:20:38Well, I would, but

00:20:40Yeah, look at them, look at them, Welsh

00:20:42Look at them, Welsh

00:20:43I'll bet you any amount

00:20:44That you couldn't even tell the truth for 24 hours

00:20:47Let alone a whole year

00:20:48Count me in

00:20:49That's a sure thing

00:20:50Well, that sounds like a quick turnover

00:20:52Well, I don't know

00:20:57You better think fast, buddy

00:20:59Be a plunge

00:21:00You bet the whole 50 cents

00:21:01Don't heckle him

00:21:02He's nervous

00:21:02You'll bet me money

00:21:05Real money

00:21:06That I can't tell the truth for 24 hours?

00:21:08That's what I said

00:21:08Many of you mistakes

00:21:09You don't hear him name it

00:21:12Hey

00:21:13If he did it, I can

00:21:15It's a bet

00:21:16Tell us

00:21:16Well, I'll bet you

00:21:19How much?

00:21:21$10,000

00:21:22How much?

00:21:24You're bluffing

00:21:24Where's the money?

00:21:26Bluffing?

00:21:27There

00:21:28Hey, it's real

00:21:31$10,000

00:21:34Easy, fellas

00:21:35Hey

00:21:35That's tender stuff

00:21:37Where did you ever get such an amount to throw away like this?

00:21:40Well, it's there, isn't it?

00:21:40And I'm not throwing it away

00:21:41I'm gonna win

00:21:42You'll tell the truth to everybody

00:21:44No matter what they ask you?

00:21:45Yes

00:21:46I'll bet you $10,000 on those terms

00:21:47I'll bet you $5,000

00:21:48I only want to bet $10,000

00:21:51Today

00:21:52Now, wait

00:21:53I've got to have some of this

00:21:54Hey, he's not your partner

00:21:55He's ours

00:21:56Oh

00:21:56Wait a minute, boys

00:21:57I hired him, he's all mine

00:21:59Why should I give up a sure thing?

00:22:00Do you blame me?

00:22:01No

00:22:01Yes

00:22:02I'm a client

00:22:03You've got to let me in on all sound investments

00:22:05Me too

00:22:06All right

00:22:06I'll tell you what we'll do

00:22:07We'll spread it three ways

00:22:08If you win

00:22:09If you tell a lie while you're away from us

00:22:11You must confess

00:22:12What do you mean away from us?

00:22:13I'm gonna sleep with him

00:22:14That's not part of the agreement

00:22:16Man, I'll take your share out of our cash

00:22:19And charge it to your account

00:22:20Right

00:22:20Well, what's holding us up, fellas

00:22:22The sooner we get started

00:22:23The sooner I get the money

00:22:24And we better put this in writing

00:22:26I am

00:22:27You agree to tell the unadulterated truth for 24 hours

00:22:31To all comers

00:22:32Animal, vegetable, or mineral

00:22:33You'll answer all questions

00:22:35If you refuse, you'll lose the bet

00:22:36That's it, brother

00:22:37You can't run away and hide

00:22:38Or shut yourself up

00:22:39Or you won't see anyone

00:22:40Oh, we'll be with him till he loses

00:22:42And you mustn't change your routine

00:22:44You must go on in the even tenor of your way

00:22:47Yeah

00:22:47Yes

00:22:48And spell tenor with a capital T

00:22:50And if anyone tells her the bet

00:22:51Or even hints of it

00:22:52That side loses the bet

00:22:53One lose, all lose on your side

00:22:55What's the idea of that?

00:22:56Well, if you told people about it

00:22:58They'd ask me a lot of questions

00:22:59Like, well, which they ordinarily wouldn't

00:23:01Oh, put it in, put it in

00:23:03Let him put his picture in if he wants to

00:23:05And remember

00:23:05Under no circumstances can this bet be called off

00:23:08No, sir

00:23:09Well, let me count it

00:23:11Wait a minute, there's only 9,000 here

00:23:169,000?

00:23:18Well, I have

00:23:18No, no, no, it's all right

00:23:20There's ten

00:23:20Can't you count, T.T.?

00:23:24Five, six, seven

00:23:26Hey, there's 11,000 here

00:23:29One, two, three, four

00:23:32Five

00:23:33Oh, yeah

00:23:34Five, five or ten

00:23:35That's that new thing they have

00:23:37Put it all together

00:23:38Have you got an envelope?

00:23:40Miss Turner

00:23:41Where's Miss Turner?

00:23:42Oh, there must be one here

00:23:43Right around here

00:23:44Yes, here's one

00:23:45Fine, thank you

00:23:46Will you hold that open, please

00:23:50Seal it up

00:23:53Here

00:23:58No, I'll do it

00:24:00Wait a minute, where are you going?

00:24:02Back here

00:24:02Wait a minute

00:24:03Where are you going with that money?

00:24:08Ah

00:24:08That did it

00:24:11Here

00:24:13Thanks

00:24:14Did you buzz, Mr. Ralston?

00:24:16Yes, Miss Turner

00:24:17I want you to place this envelope in the safe

00:24:19You're a witness to this

00:24:20Yes, Miss Turner

00:24:21No one's to touch it

00:24:22Not until all five of us are present

00:24:23Yes, sir

00:24:24A fine partnership

00:24:26How many people know the combination?

00:24:32Now, we all understand the conditions

00:24:34The absolute truth for 24 hours

00:24:35Okay

00:24:36It's just three minutes of four

00:24:39It's five minutes of four

00:24:41It was two minutes of four

00:24:42You're all wrong

00:24:43It's five after

00:24:44Well, we'll find out

00:24:46Three

00:24:47Eight

00:24:48One

00:24:49Oh, hello, operator

00:24:51Are you there?

00:24:53It's automatic

00:24:54When you hear the tone

00:24:56The time will be 3.59 and three quarters

00:24:59Set your watches, boys

00:25:01It's exactly four o'clock

00:25:04The bet is on

00:25:07Go!

00:25:09The bet started at exactly 4 p.m. today

00:25:12And ends at 4 p.m. tomorrow

00:25:15Right?

00:25:16Right

00:25:16Oh, now, let's not gang up, fellas

00:25:22When you tell your lie, pal

00:25:25Make it a good one

00:25:26Because it's going to cost you 10 grand

00:25:28Now, what'll we ask him?

00:25:33Do you think you're good-looking?

00:25:35Yes

00:25:36In a manly sort of way

00:25:38You lose?

00:25:39Yeah

00:25:39In 10 seconds

00:25:40No, I don't lose

00:25:41That's not a lie

00:25:41That's an opinion

00:25:42Now, if I said you were good-looking

00:25:44That'd be a lie

00:25:44Well, he has a right to an opinion

00:25:48Now it's my turn

00:25:50When we talked of the partnership

00:25:52You told me that last year

00:25:53You made $40,000

00:25:54Is that the truth?

00:25:57No

00:25:58Uh-huh

00:25:59How much did you make?

00:26:00Well, I think that's more of a personal question

00:26:03Don't you?

00:26:04Yeah

00:26:04How much did you make?

00:26:09$1,100

00:26:09Gross

00:26:13All right

00:26:16Now I got a beaut

00:26:17Where did you get that $10,000?

00:26:19Yeah

00:26:19I asked you where you got it

00:26:22Well, I don't think I have to answer that

00:26:24I think we should change the agreement slightly

00:26:26If you refuse to answer, you'll lose the bet

00:26:28Yeah

00:26:29Well, I...

00:26:33Hello

00:26:34I'll give...

00:26:35It's...

00:26:36Who, Mr. Pritchard?

00:26:38No, this is Steve Bennett

00:26:39Quicksilver

00:26:41I'll take it

00:26:41He wants to buy 20,000 shares

00:26:4320,000?

00:26:45What did I tell you, boys?

00:26:46Do I know human nature?

00:26:47Well, what do I think of it?

00:26:49Well...

00:26:50Why, it's no good

00:26:51It stinks

00:26:52Are you crazy?

00:26:56Why are you...

00:26:56You...

00:26:57If I lay my hand...

00:26:58Hey!

00:27:00Hello

00:27:01MacReady

00:27:02Quicksilver

00:27:03Stinks

00:27:03I...

00:27:04I bet there's one thing

00:27:07But I'll get even with you for this, Bennett

00:27:09I give you the new junior

00:27:10Why did you say that?

00:27:13I swore to tell the truth

00:27:14The whole truth

00:27:15And nothing but the truth

00:27:16So help me

00:27:17Stinks

00:27:20But, Hilda, are you sure?

00:27:32Well

00:27:33Then give Mr. Bennett this message

00:27:35It's terribly, terribly important

00:27:37Tell him that something's come up

00:27:40And that the...

00:27:41The things that I gave him

00:27:43To do something with

00:27:44He's not to do that with them at all

00:27:46And, uh, that he's to hold the things

00:27:49As I have to have them back right away

00:27:52Now, that's clear, isn't it?

00:27:54But I don't think he's coming back today

00:27:55They've all left for the weekend

00:27:57Well, it's terribly important

00:27:59I heard them say something about

00:28:01Stopping off at Mr. Bennett's hotel first

00:28:03The Miami Palms

00:28:04Miami Palms?

00:28:05Oh, wait till I get a pencil and paper

00:28:07Oh, what do I need a pencil and paper for?

00:28:09I can remember that

00:28:10Miami Palms Hotel

00:28:11Thank you, Hilda

00:28:12Oh, dear

00:28:14Oh, dear

00:28:16Miami Palms Hotel

00:28:18Miami Palms

00:28:19But, fellas, I'll see you some other weekend

00:28:24I get seasick on a boat

00:28:25But you accepted my invitation

00:28:26Before the bet was made

00:28:28Yeah, and remember the even tenor clause

00:28:30Did you ever steal anything?

00:28:33Yes

00:28:34What did you steal?

00:28:35I stole some money

00:28:36Where did you steal it?

00:28:38From a bank

00:28:39How much money was it?

00:28:44A half a dollar

00:28:45You stole a half a dollar from a bank?

00:28:47Yes

00:28:48What bank was it?

00:28:50My little brother's piggy bank

00:28:52So you stole half a dollar

00:28:56From your little brother's piggy bank

00:28:58Is that all?

00:28:59That's all there was in it

00:29:01Good afternoon, Mr. Bennett

00:29:03How are you?

00:29:05Hey

00:29:06Do you live here?

00:29:08Yes

00:29:08What's the matter?

00:29:09Oh, nothing

00:29:10I just thought that Steve lived in another hotel

00:29:13What's the matter with this hotel?

00:29:20No

00:29:20Hey

00:29:22Huh?

00:29:23That green swan dame lives here

00:29:25I'd hate to run into her now

00:29:26With the old man along

00:29:27Well, I may be crazy

00:29:28But in a hotel this size

00:29:30You'll never

00:29:30I beg your pardon

00:29:31I'm crazy

00:29:34Well, hello

00:29:36This is a pleasant surprise

00:29:38How do you do?

00:29:39And Mr. Bennett

00:29:40Were you coming to see me?

00:29:42Oh, I live here

00:29:42You do?

00:29:43Well, isn't that convenient?

00:29:45Yes, I was just going up

00:29:46We were

00:29:46Oh, well, come on

00:29:47Bruno and I were going for a walk

00:29:48But we'll ride up with you

00:29:50Oh, well, won't Bruno be disappointed?

00:29:52Nonsense

00:29:52Bruno's always having his own way

00:29:54Yeah, who's gonna stop him?

00:29:56Oh, uh, Miss, uh

00:29:58I'm very bad at names

00:29:59Miss, uh, Miss, uh

00:30:01Graham

00:30:02Oh, yes, Graham

00:30:03My, uh, father-in-law

00:30:05Mr. Alston

00:30:06Oh, how do you do?

00:30:08How do you do?

00:30:08Mr. Van Dews

00:30:09How do you do?

00:30:10Miss Graham is a friend of Steve's

00:30:12We met in the office

00:30:13Oh

00:30:14Oh, yes, yes

00:30:16We met in the office

00:30:17Yes

00:30:17Oh, why don't we have

00:30:20A quiet little dinner this evening

00:30:22And let me read you the play

00:30:24Play?

00:30:25Putting money in a show, Steve?

00:30:27Uh

00:30:27Are you putting money in a show, Steve?

00:30:31Oh, I expect

00:30:32To come into a lot of money tomorrow

00:30:33Oh, you do, eh?

00:30:35Uh, yeah, around four o'clock

00:30:36To be exact

00:30:36Oh, that's fine

00:30:38That'll be plenty of time

00:30:39Then I'll tell Charlie

00:30:40Everything's all set, shall I?

00:30:42Charlie?

00:30:43Yes, Charlie Pendergast

00:30:44He's the author

00:30:45I mean, it is all set, isn't it?

00:30:48Charlie Pendergast?

00:30:49Oh, well, well, good old Charlie

00:30:51Oh, you know him?

00:30:53No

00:30:53Oh, you droll man

00:30:56Ninth floor

00:30:58That's me

00:30:59Oh, Mr. Bennett

00:31:02I'm in 512

00:31:04Then you'll phone me

00:31:05512, that's an easy number to remember

00:31:08Goodbye, Mr. Ralston

00:31:09Bye-bye, Dickie

00:31:10Um, Mr. Donnelly

00:31:12These theatrical people

00:31:15They certainly get familiar

00:31:17I might as well get packed, fellas

00:31:20Come on in

00:31:20Hello

00:31:25I'm just finishing

00:31:26Say, how much do you pay for this apartment?

00:31:28$125 a month

00:31:30Are you behind on your rent?

00:31:33Yes, three months

00:31:34Do you mind if I, uh

00:31:37I'm sorry, Mr. Bennett

00:31:38I'll get right out

00:31:39No, no, go right ahead with your wife

00:31:41Steve, did you ever tip this young lady?

00:31:45Did you ever try to get cute with her?

00:31:47Oh, now, fellas

00:31:48Fellas, let's be gentlemen

00:31:50Did you?

00:31:53Well, if you want to count that once

00:31:55Well, of all things

00:31:56Well, fellas, you can't do it

00:31:59Hello, Sam

00:32:00You know, a bet's a bet

00:32:01But you can't go around

00:32:02Embarrassing me like this

00:32:03We can't for the next 22 hours

00:32:05This is only the beginning

00:32:06Excuse me

00:32:11Oh, Mr. Bennett

00:32:15I'll have to see you right away

00:32:16Oh, look, come right in

00:32:17Oh, no, I'll come right out

00:32:19Hey, fellas

00:32:22There's a girl

00:32:23A young lady

00:32:24It'll only be a minute

00:32:25Something personal

00:32:26You'll have to excuse me

00:32:27It's

00:32:27Oh, dear

00:32:31Oh, Mr. Bennett

00:32:32Shh

00:32:33I'm sorry about before

00:32:35Oh, Mr. Bennett

00:32:35The most awful thing has happened

00:32:36You know I'm not good at dates

00:32:38And here I thought it was the 28th

00:32:39And it really is the 28th

00:32:41Only there isn't any more

00:32:42It's February

00:32:42So you'll have to give me back the money

00:32:45You want me to give you back the money?

00:32:49Yes

00:32:49That's what I thought you said

00:32:51Have you invested it already?

00:32:55Yes

00:32:56What did you invest it in?

00:32:58Well, look, if you'll just wait till tomorrow

00:33:00If you'll just trust me

00:33:01Oh, I trust you, all right

00:33:02It's the 10,000 I'm worried about

00:33:04Yeah, me too

00:33:04Because there's one terrible part about it

00:33:07It isn't my money

00:33:09Yeah, well, I knew it was something like that

00:33:10Not your money

00:33:12Well, whose is it?

00:33:14Everybody's

00:33:15Everybody's?

00:33:16Well, maybe they're worried

00:33:17Yes

00:33:17Oh, it's Mr. Bishop

00:33:21Huh?

00:33:22Oh, let me just go for the door

00:33:24Where?

00:33:25Where can I hide?

00:33:26What's the matter?

00:33:26Oh, that man

00:33:27Here

00:33:27I haven't played this before

00:33:29Say, tell him I'm not here

00:33:31All right, I will

00:33:32Sorry, no magazines

00:33:38Is there a Miss Saunders here?

00:33:39Saunders?

00:33:40Yes, I must speak to her, please

00:33:41Saunders

00:33:42Saunders

00:33:42Is that Saunders with an A-U

00:33:44Or just a plain A?

00:33:45With an A-U

00:33:45Oh, well, I

00:33:46She's most anxious to see me

00:33:48Well, why would she

00:33:49Where is she?

00:33:50Where is she?

00:33:51Yes, where is she?

00:33:52Well, I think she

00:33:53She's right there behind the screen

00:34:01He asked me where you were

00:34:07Oh, I was just back there

00:34:09My stocking

00:34:10You know, those runs you get

00:34:11And the thing there

00:34:12Oh, I'd like to talk to you, Mr. Bishop

00:34:14But we're on our way out

00:34:15We're in a hurry

00:34:15On your way out?

00:34:16I'd better slip into a necktie

00:34:18Or something

00:34:18I'm

00:34:18That was Mr. Bennett

00:34:20My uncle's new partner

00:34:22Your maid told me

00:34:23I might find you here

00:34:24Oh, she did?

00:34:27What is I worried about?

00:34:28I signed the note, didn't I?

00:34:29And on the strength of it

00:34:30We broke ground for the home

00:34:32Now even the steam shovels

00:34:33Have stopped

00:34:34Well, they can't blame that on me

00:34:36I merely guaranteed the $40,000

00:34:38Miss Saunders

00:34:39You've collected $10,000

00:34:41But to date

00:34:43We haven't seen a penny of it

00:34:44And I must remind you

00:34:45This is charity money

00:34:47Charity money

00:34:49Charity money

00:34:50Who's he got in there?

00:34:52I don't know

00:34:52I couldn't see her

00:34:53Oh, but it's all so silly, Mr. Bishop

00:34:55I have it

00:34:56Or rather, I will have it

00:34:58Well, yes, I'll have it tomorrow

00:34:59For your own sake, Miss Saunders

00:35:01As well as for ours

00:35:02I can only hope you're right

00:35:04The chairman insists that all

00:35:06The kisses of the Morris

00:35:07Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:35:09I will have the kisses of the Morris

00:35:12Shh, Dick, come on

00:35:15Hey, I'm looking for skeletons

00:35:16We'll give him two more minutes

00:35:17Nothing doing

00:35:18He can't have a romance on my time

00:35:19Why are you going to dress it?

00:35:21Every room's full of somebody

00:35:22Oh, make a lot of noise

00:35:23Mr. Rawson mustn't know his niece

00:35:25Is in there

00:35:25He'd ask a lot of questions

00:35:27So come on, help me

00:35:27Make noise

00:35:28Oh, I love the kisses of the Morris

00:35:30Oh, yeah, yeah, Dolores

00:35:33Oh, I love the kisses of the Morris

00:35:35What goes on?

00:35:37Oh, my Dolores

00:35:39Oh

00:35:40What's that?

00:35:44That

00:35:44I like Dolores

00:35:47What's going on, Bennett?

00:35:50Yes, yes, tomorrow

00:35:53You know me, Mr. Bishop

00:35:54Very good, Miss Saunders

00:35:55I'll see you tomorrow

00:35:56Yes

00:35:57We've been waiting in that bedroom for days

00:36:01Oh, come on, you can gargle on the boat

00:36:03Let's get going, Steve

00:36:09We don't want to spend the weekend here

00:36:11Oh, wait a minute

00:36:11You'll have to go back

00:36:13Don't go in

00:36:13Don't

00:36:14Oh, come in

00:36:18Have a drink?

00:36:20Uh, how's a cigar?

00:36:24I know it looks funny, fellas

00:36:26But there was a girl here

00:36:27And it might have been embarrassing to her

00:36:28You know

00:36:28Well, I...

00:36:35I did...

00:36:37Oh, Sam, Sam

00:36:41What's the matter with him?

00:36:43You hired him

00:36:44Thanks, Sam

00:36:46Well, I'm all set

00:36:48Get my bag, Sam

00:36:49Why don't we get going?

00:36:50Let's get out of here

00:36:51We'll be out of here in a few minutes

00:36:52What are you shouting for?

00:36:55Well, I want everybody to hear me

00:36:56Look what I found

00:36:58Hey

00:37:00Have you ever seen this before?

00:37:06Yes

00:37:06Who does it belong to?

00:37:09Oh, now, fellas

00:37:09There are some things

00:37:10There are no things

00:37:11Whose is it?

00:37:13It's mine

00:37:14Yours?

00:37:15Yours?

00:37:17Well

00:37:17And no woo-woo's

00:37:20When do you wear it?

00:37:21Saturday night?

00:37:22I haven't worn it for years

00:37:23Quit kidding

00:37:24Whose is it?

00:37:25Well, you're so smart

00:37:26But it is mine

00:37:26I wore it in the varsity show

00:37:28Here

00:37:29It was up in Mabel's room

00:37:32I was Mabel

00:37:33And no cracks

00:37:35Where are you?

00:37:37There

00:37:38Who's that next to you?

00:37:39That's the villain

00:37:40Did the villain catch you, Mabel?

00:37:42Yes, unfortunately

00:37:43What happened then?

00:37:46He kissed me

00:37:47Anyone else at the show kiss you?

00:37:50Oh, do I?

00:37:51Yeah

00:37:52Just the dramatic coach

00:37:54At rehearsal

00:37:55When did you start

00:37:57Going with girls?

00:37:58Well, I

00:37:58Now, go ahead

00:38:00Have your fun, fellas

00:38:00You're paying for it

00:38:01Oh, oh

00:38:05Gwen

00:38:08Hello

00:38:12Oh, here

00:38:13Let me help you up

00:38:14Hello, Uncle Pudgy

00:38:16I, uh

00:38:17You see, I

00:38:18Oh, yeah

00:38:20We were talking

00:38:21You know I

00:38:22Yes, yes

00:38:23Say, what is this anyway?

00:38:25What is she doing here?

00:38:27Well, it was charity

00:38:27I mean, no, it wasn't that

00:38:28No, it was charity

00:38:29I mean, she

00:38:29She came up

00:38:30And we had a little talk

00:38:31About some charity money

00:38:32No, uh-oh

00:38:34I mean

00:38:34Oh, charity money

00:38:36Oh, so that's it

00:38:39She was trying to get

00:38:40Some money out of you, eh?

00:38:41Well, I

00:38:42Is that true?

00:38:43Yes, yes, that's exactly

00:38:45Why she came up

00:38:45Yes

00:38:46Then why were you hiding?

00:38:47Oh, uh

00:38:48Uh, well, I, uh

00:38:49I didn't think you'd like

00:38:51My asking Mr. Bennett

00:38:52For money

00:38:52I don't think you could

00:38:54Get ten cents out of Steve

00:38:56He's not likely

00:38:57To be in a generous mood

00:38:58You see, Gwen

00:38:59A couple of hours ago

00:39:00He made a very bad investment

00:39:02He certainly did

00:39:05Come on

00:39:06Let's get started

00:39:07On our profitable

00:39:08Little weekend

00:39:08Oh, yes

00:39:09Yes

00:39:10Oh

00:39:14Oh

00:39:14Don't be discouraged

00:39:29There'll be some chillies

00:39:31Let I see

00:39:31Mrs. Ralson

00:39:34This is a wonderful idea

00:39:36Splendid boat like this

00:39:38Very relaxing

00:39:39We've been asking

00:39:40Young Van to bring you

00:39:42Two over for months now

00:39:43Yes, that's right, Mother

00:39:44Mr. Van Duesen's

00:39:46Always so busy

00:39:47We're a regular

00:39:48Stay-at-homes

00:39:49You know, my rumber

00:39:50Is just falling apart

00:39:52Uh, have a good day

00:39:54Today, TT

00:39:54Exceptionally good

00:39:56We got hold

00:39:57Of something very easy

00:39:58We stand to make

00:39:59A neat little profit, Dad

00:40:00And I've got a third of it

00:40:01Oh, uh

00:40:02Was Mr. Bennett in on it, too?

00:40:04Well, not on the profit side

00:40:06And will you establish

00:40:07Your office here

00:40:08Permanently, Doctor?

00:40:09Dear lady, there are as many

00:40:11Diseased minds here

00:40:13As in Bucharest

00:40:14And much more money

00:40:16Oh, Mrs. Van Duesen

00:40:18What a perfectly sweet gown

00:40:20Oh, oh, thank you, dear

00:40:22Mr. Van Duesen thinks

00:40:24It's a little too young for me

00:40:26But I always say

00:40:27He can grow old

00:40:29I'm not going to

00:40:30That's the spirit

00:40:31Mr. Bennett, the cat got your tongue

00:40:34You haven't said very much

00:40:35And I've put you between

00:40:37Two of Miami's most attractive women

00:40:39Don't you agree?

00:40:42Yes, you're right

00:40:44I haven't said very much

00:40:45Oh, come, my boy

00:40:47This strange reticence

00:40:48Is hardly the even teller

00:40:49Of your way

00:40:50Oh, I'm afraid you're embarrassed

00:40:53Mr. Bennett

00:40:53And Mrs. Ralston's compliment

00:40:56Certainly applies to Harriet

00:40:58But, um

00:40:59Oh, nonsense, Mrs. Van Duesen

00:41:00You'd never think

00:41:01She was Van's mother

00:41:02Would you?

00:41:03Yes, their eyes

00:41:04Are very much the same

00:41:05Both of them

00:41:07No, no

00:41:08I mean

00:41:08She doesn't look

00:41:09A day over a 30

00:41:10Does she?

00:41:12Oh, whoa

00:41:13Well, you know

00:41:16What they say in Spanish

00:41:17No

00:41:18What do they say?

00:41:26Oh, flatterer

00:41:27Your work must be

00:41:31Very interesting, Dr. Zarek

00:41:32I mean

00:41:32You must run across

00:41:33Some strange cases

00:41:34I heard of a sad case recently

00:41:36Where a man wore

00:41:37A woman's nightgown

00:41:38Oh, yes

00:41:39That was very sad

00:41:40I heard about him

00:41:41It was a

00:41:42A black, lacy, flimsy

00:41:43Sort of thing

00:41:44Wasn't it?

00:41:44Oh, poor fellow

00:41:46He's probably a Rumpelmeyer

00:41:48Rumpelmeyer?

00:41:51Oh, pardon me

00:41:52This is our term

00:41:53Of classification

00:41:54You see

00:41:55Rumpelmeyer

00:41:56Was a famous case

00:41:57In Prague

00:41:57Unusual fixation

00:41:59He imagined

00:42:00He was his own

00:42:01Grandmother

00:42:02That must have been

00:42:03Rather confusing

00:42:04Especially for his grandfather

00:42:05Well, this fellow

00:42:07Called himself Mabel

00:42:08Oh, yes

00:42:10Ask Mr. Bennett

00:42:10He knows all about him

00:42:11How interesting

00:42:12Who is this Mabel?

00:42:16Go ahead, Steve

00:42:17You know

00:42:17Tell him who Mabel is

00:42:18I am

00:42:21You're Mabel?

00:42:23Oh, Mr. Bennett

00:42:24I'm so sorry

00:42:26Oh, there's nothing

00:42:27To be sorry about

00:42:27It's ridiculous

00:42:28I don't think

00:42:29I'm my grandmother

00:42:29Well, whose grandmother

00:42:31Do you think you are?

00:42:32Well, that's on my uncle

00:42:33It's a costume

00:42:35I wore it in a college show

00:42:37I'm not Mabel

00:42:38I only played Mabel

00:42:39That isn't terribly funny, Pudgy

00:42:41It's all in fun, Gwen

00:42:42Yes, isn't it?

00:42:44It's awfully nice

00:42:45When partners can be so congenial

00:42:47I'm sure Mr. Bennett

00:42:48Enjoyed his first day

00:42:49With you and Dick

00:42:50Didn't you, Mr. Bennett?

00:42:53No

00:42:54No, it was awful

00:42:55It was terrible

00:42:56Well

00:42:57T.T., you're lucky

00:42:59It's rather startling

00:43:00To find a really honest man

00:43:02These days

00:43:02I have some pet theories

00:43:04On that subject

00:43:05I had occasion only last week

00:43:07To write an editorial

00:43:08On truth

00:43:09Ben's father's the publisher

00:43:10Of the Miami Journal, you know

00:43:11Yes

00:43:12Do you like the journal?

00:43:14Miami Journal?

00:43:15What a newspaper

00:43:16I thank you very much

00:43:17Do you happen to read

00:43:19My editorial?

00:43:20Yes

00:43:20May I have the salt?

00:43:21Salt?

00:43:22Didn't you like it?

00:43:24Oh, I love it

00:43:25I put salt on almost everything

00:43:26In fact, I even put

00:43:28I put salt on salt

00:43:30I hate pepper

00:43:31Steve, Mr. Van Dusen

00:43:33Was asking if you liked

00:43:34His editorial on truth

00:43:36Well, I liked the beginning of it

00:43:38That's pretty

00:43:39Didn't you like the rest of it?

00:43:41I didn't read the rest of it

00:43:43You mean you put the paper down

00:43:44Without finishing my editorial?

00:43:46No, I didn't say that

00:43:47Well, why didn't you finish it?

00:43:52I fell asleep

00:43:53I fell asleep

00:43:53Oh, Steve

00:44:02What was that charming compliment

00:44:04You paid Mrs. Van Dusen

00:44:06A little while ago?

00:44:09What cake?

00:44:11Is this just made out of eggs

00:44:12And things like that?

00:44:14You know, I had an aunt once

00:44:16Who made the most wonderful sponge cake

00:44:17And I always used to say to her

00:44:19Come on, Steve

00:44:21What did you say?

00:44:22Oh, I said, Annie

00:44:23How do you ever get it

00:44:25To puff up so light and fluffy?

00:44:27Not to your aunt

00:44:28Tell us what you said to my mother

00:44:29Not in Spanish

00:44:35In English

00:44:36Well, I'm afraid I said that

00:44:41She couldn't pass for 30

00:44:43Even with a paper bag over her head

00:44:45Well, who?

00:44:49Bennett, I think you're carrying things too far

00:44:51Mr. Bennett, really

00:44:52You act like one of the dead end kids

00:44:53And it's easily seen which end is dead

00:44:55Mrs. Van Dusen

00:44:56I'm not myself today

00:44:57Well, whoever you are

00:44:59I'm not an old paper bag

00:45:00Sit down, Van

00:45:01What's the matter with you, Steve?

00:45:02Oh, Mrs. Van Dusen

00:45:03I'm saying things today

00:45:04That I ordinarily wouldn't say

00:45:06We should weigh our words

00:45:07Very carefully before we speak

00:45:09I do

00:45:10What?

00:45:10Mr. Bennett

00:45:11I can be frank, too

00:45:13I'm beginning to regret

00:45:14That you came here

00:45:15Well, so am I

00:45:16I didn't want to come

00:45:17What?

00:45:18Well, why did you?

00:45:19Mrs. Ralston

00:45:20I think you should ask me to leave

00:45:22Oh, at once

00:45:23My conduct has been disgraceful

00:45:25I understand

00:45:25I'll leave at once

00:45:27Oh, no, no, no

00:45:28You're forgiven

00:45:28No, no, no

00:45:29You're forgiven

00:45:29We've already forgotten about it

00:45:31Well, I haven't

00:45:32No, no, no

00:45:33You can all understand

00:45:34Steve has been under a great strain

00:45:35Yeah

00:45:36His business failing

00:45:37And all the rest

00:45:38Why, sure, sure, Steve

00:45:39And what you said to mother

00:45:40Was nothing

00:45:40Nothing at all

00:45:41Forget it

00:45:41But, Van, your own mother

00:45:43An old paper bag

00:45:44I think it's outrageous

00:45:46Bennett

00:45:47I can't find words

00:45:49That, sir, is the trouble

00:45:50With your editorial

00:45:51Steve

00:45:51Steve, you don't have

00:45:52Mr. Bennett

00:45:53You hardly know us

00:45:54And yet you've taken a great delight

00:45:56In hurting everybody's feelings

00:45:57Oh

00:45:57Well, why don't you make a good job of it

00:45:59Go on, go on

00:45:59Don't leave me out

00:46:00I'm here

00:46:01What would you like to do to me?

00:46:02I'd like to kiss you

00:46:03Till your ears fly off

00:46:04Oh

00:46:05Easy, pal

00:46:06Well, I'll say one thing

00:46:08For Mr. Bennett

00:46:08He's different

00:46:09So was Jack the Ripper

00:46:11No, Van

00:46:13Van

00:46:13Excuse me

00:46:14This young man

00:46:17He's what we call

00:46:19A dementia cortical

00:46:20With an overactive

00:46:21Thalamic predicoces

00:46:23What is that, doctor?

00:46:25He's a jerk

00:46:26Miss Saunders

00:46:30Miss Saunders

00:46:41Go away, please

00:46:43Oh, I'd like to say something

00:46:44You've said enough

00:46:45Oh, I'm sorry

00:46:46I said all those things upstairs

00:46:48All except the last

00:46:49I meant that about you

00:46:51I mean, you're so pretty

00:46:53You're prettier than anything

00:46:55I've ever seen

00:46:56I think

00:46:57To be continued

00:47:02Did you really mean that?

00:47:12Oh, I thought it was

00:47:14Believe me, I'm going to tell him

00:47:16A thing or two

00:47:17Honey, you leave the telling to me

00:47:19Oh, Van, you mustn't hit him

00:47:20Or anything

00:47:21You know, I think there's something

00:47:22Wrong with him

00:47:23The way he goes around

00:47:25Saying those things

00:47:25That he can't possibly mean

00:47:27He means them, all right

00:47:28But I'm not interested

00:47:30In him at the moment

00:47:31Darling

00:47:33The family is planning

00:47:35A Caribbean cruise

00:47:36And, well, they thought

00:47:37It would be nice

00:47:38If you and I came with them

00:47:39Van, you're proposing

00:47:40Yeah, for the third time

00:47:42That is, if I can keep track

00:47:43Of the times

00:47:44I'm sorry

00:47:46It isn't more romantic

00:47:47But, well, I guess I've said

00:47:49All these things before

00:47:51Oh, but down in those islands

00:47:53Once I get you under that Caribbean moon

00:47:57I won't need words

00:47:59You know the kind of a fellow I am

00:48:02What do you say, darling?

00:48:06Hmm?

00:48:08Darling!

00:48:08What?

00:48:09What was that?

00:48:13Have you seen the lady

00:48:14I was walking with?

00:48:16You were walking alone, Mr. Van Dusen

00:48:18Oh, no

00:48:19No, no, she was right here

00:48:21Right by my side

00:48:22Hello

00:48:31Hello

00:48:32Mr. Bennett

00:48:34I want to talk to you

00:48:35You're the only one around here who does

00:48:38I want you to know

00:48:39That I'm terribly upset

00:48:40I mean about the way you've been acting

00:48:42Just give me one reason

00:48:43Why you insulted everybody

00:48:44Well, I had to

00:48:46If I hadn't made all that trouble

00:48:48There'd have been a lot more trouble

00:48:50You mean

00:48:51If you hadn't insulted everybody

00:48:53That things would have been

00:48:54Worse?

00:48:56Much worse

00:48:56It'd have been bad

00:48:58Gwen!

00:49:00Gwen!

00:49:04Where's Gwen?

00:49:05Oh, I don't know

00:49:06Where's Bennett?

00:49:07Bennett?

00:49:08I'll find him

00:49:08He'll find him

00:49:11Isn't it a wonderful, wonderful night, Mr. Bennett?

00:49:21I'm not mad at you anymore, you know

00:49:22It's a wonderful, wonderful night

00:49:27If we could only stay like this until 4 o'clock tomorrow

00:49:31Mr. Bennett

00:49:34Do you mind if I ask you something very, very personal?

00:49:40Would you really like to?

00:49:42Well, it's so difficult

00:49:44It certainly isn't easy

00:49:46I mean, to talk about such things as love and emotions

00:49:50To a man you hardly know

00:49:52Oh, you can tell me

00:49:55Well, do you think I should marry Tommy Van Dusen?

00:50:01Everybody else thinks I should

00:50:02But I'm mixed up

00:50:03And you're so honest

00:50:05I think it takes a man to know about another man

00:50:07Well, I don't like to be catty

00:50:10But you ask me

00:50:11And I picture somebody entirely different for you

00:50:15I mean, someone more clean cut

00:50:17I mean, more dynamic

00:50:20More of the American boy type

00:50:23I don't see Van at all

00:50:25You don't?

00:50:26No

00:50:27Hey, look

00:50:31I can see our faces in the water

00:50:34Oh, it's like those funny mirrors at the amusement parks

00:50:37It's so distorted, I'm good looking

00:50:40Yes

00:50:42You look as if you have two heads

00:50:45Well, two heads are better than one

00:50:47Oh, you have got two heads

00:50:49But one of them isn't yours

00:50:51I don't know whether I'm doing right

00:51:05Bringing you out here

00:51:06Samuel, you'd do lots of things you're not supposed to do

00:51:11For five dollars, wouldn't you?

00:51:13Yes

00:51:13Anybody would

00:51:15And you'll find Steve Bennett a much more interesting case

00:51:18Than you'll imagine, Doctor

00:51:19I'd question him at every opportunity

00:51:21Hmm

00:51:22Why, Flamengo?

00:51:26It's sometimes the people that look the same as who really are

00:51:30Yes, Doctor

00:51:31I mean, goodbye, Doctor

00:51:32So long, Doctor

00:51:33I think I'll do a big business in this place

00:51:39Oh, the door was stuck

00:51:47I had to push it like that

00:51:49Well, ah, brandy

00:51:53And candy

00:51:54Isn't that dandy?

00:51:56Mr. Donnelly or Mr. Dennis?

00:51:58Yes, ma'am

00:51:59Oh, I'm spinning!

00:52:01Sir, what's going on here?

00:52:08Oh, foul

00:52:08Are you surprised?

00:52:13I was in a hurry

00:52:14And the door was an hour

00:52:15And I was coming in

00:52:16That's all right

00:52:17Dick made the same entrance

00:52:19One club

00:52:20Pass

00:52:20You two men act as if you were trying to hide from someone

00:52:23Hide?

00:52:24You're not allowed to hide

00:52:25It was clearly understood

00:52:26Then in the morning

00:52:26What do you mean

00:52:27He's not allowed?

00:52:28Thomas, you're all acting very strangely tonight

00:52:31Strangely?

00:52:32Well, I hadn't noticed it, my dear

00:52:34Please

00:52:34There is a Miss Graham to see Mr. Bennet

00:52:37Oh, Mr. Donnelly

00:52:38Oh, all these people

00:52:43I hope I'm not intruding

00:52:45Hello, Mr. Ralston

00:52:46All right, Fredrick

00:52:47Hello, Mr. Bennet

00:52:48Hello

00:52:49And how do you do, Mr. Donnelly?

00:52:52How do you do?

00:52:53Miss Graham, this is Mrs. Donnelly

00:52:55My wife

00:52:56Oh, how do you do?

00:52:57Dr. Zara

00:52:57Charm

00:52:58Mr. Mrs. Van Dusen

00:53:00How do you do?

00:53:01Mr. Ralston, you know

00:53:03And Mrs. Ralston

00:53:04Let me get you a chair, please

00:53:06Oh, thank you

00:53:07Oh, really, Mrs. Ralston

00:53:08I'm not in the habit of barging

00:53:10Into people's houseboats

00:53:11Am I, Mr. Bennet?

00:53:13Oh, it's not habitual

00:53:14I guess

00:53:15But after all

00:53:16If there's someone you have to see

00:53:17Who's on a houseboat

00:53:18Oh, please do go on with your game

00:53:23Mr. Bennet

00:53:24Oh, Mr. Bennet

00:53:25Yes?

00:53:27Could I see you just a minute alone?

00:53:29I've got to talk to you

00:53:31Yes, but, well

00:53:33Why don't I phone you tomorrow?

00:53:34Uh, say a little after 4 o'clock

00:53:36Oh, but you promised to phone me this evening

00:53:38I've waited and waited

00:53:39Charlie's going back to New York tomorrow

00:53:42Oh, he is?

00:53:43Well, what do you know?

00:53:44And it's really up to you

00:53:45Whether I go back with him or not

00:53:47Oh, well, you've got to go back

00:53:49I mean, well

00:53:51He'll be lonesome in a big city like New York

00:53:53And everything

00:53:53Well, let's get out of here

00:53:55Oh, we'll go this way

00:53:57Come on with your Charlie

00:53:58I mean your cards

00:53:59Play, play

00:54:00Oh, hello

00:54:03Do you hear?

00:54:06Charlie's going to New York

00:54:08What an extraordinary person

00:54:12Who is she?

00:54:13Look, why don't you ask Steve about her?

00:54:16He loves to answer questions

00:54:17Who is that with Steve Bennet?

00:54:19Who invited her aboard?

00:54:20That hasn't quite been settled yet

00:54:22So you see, it's all a mistake

00:54:24I'm no angel

00:54:26I can't put money into a play

00:54:27Not even a good one

00:54:28Oh, but Sir Greenswan

00:54:29Isn't just a good play

00:54:31It's a great play

00:54:32Just let me tell you one scene, Mr. Bennet

00:54:34It's a beautiful scene

00:54:35Now, you're my husband, Humphrey

00:54:37Humphrey?

00:54:38We've just separated

00:54:39But I'm still mad about you

00:54:41Well, what are you mad about?

00:54:43Oh, well, that's just in the play

00:54:45Now, then

00:54:47Where do you suppose he took her?

00:54:50Darling, darling

00:54:52What have I done?

00:54:54Why have you shut me out of your life like this?

00:54:56If I must, I'll beg

00:54:58But at least toss me a few crumbs of your affection

00:55:02Well, I've heard about

00:55:03Oh, no, no

00:55:04Dearest husband of mine

00:55:06Husband?

00:55:07Take me back

00:55:08Let me warm my soul at the heart of your forgiveness

00:55:11But look, it's no use

00:55:14I'm no angel

00:55:15Just let me ask you one thing

00:55:19Well, honestly, Harriet

00:55:20I might as well be married to the FBI

00:55:22Harriet

00:55:23You know the woman who came to see Mr. Bennet

00:55:27It's his wife

00:55:28His wife?

00:55:30Yes

00:55:30His wife?

00:55:32Huh?

00:55:32Who's whose wife?

00:55:34The Bennets

00:55:34They've separated

00:55:36Isn't it a shame?

00:55:38Dick, did you know that?

00:55:39Well, I sort of suspected it

00:55:41Well, I'm not going to stand by

00:55:42And see two such nice people wreck their lives

00:55:45Do you know what I'm going to do?

00:55:46Know what?

00:55:47I'm going to ask her to spend the night

00:55:49Oh, you can't do that

00:55:50What's it to you?

00:55:52Well, maybe Bennet doesn't want her here

00:55:54I'm sure he doesn't

00:55:55I want to go to bed

00:55:57You do?

00:55:59Yes, I'm tired

00:56:00Good night, all

00:56:01Come on, angel

00:56:02Come, dear

00:56:05We'll ask Mrs. Bennet right now

00:56:07We can put her in that cabin

00:56:08So

00:56:08She's his wife

00:56:11No wonder Bennet's putting money in her show

00:56:13Her show?

00:56:14Oh

00:56:15Oh

00:56:17Oh, Mr. Bennet

00:56:25Mr. Bennet

00:56:26Now, listen carefully

00:56:28I want you to come to my cabin right away

00:56:31But don't let anyone see you

00:56:33Not even anyone

00:56:34Well, all right, I'll be there

00:56:35And when I say I'll be there, I'll be there

00:56:38Telephone's a wonderful thing

00:56:43It ain't dead wonderful

00:56:45Oh, now, let me dream

00:56:46Have you got my robe, Sam?

00:56:48Yes, I read here, sir

00:56:49Well, let me have it

00:56:50I'm on my way

00:56:51I wonder if I'll pack you some ex-pajamas for me

00:56:55What about those striped ones I gave you last week?

00:56:58Was those pajamas?

00:56:59I thought they were on the way

00:57:00Oh, Sam, why don't you retire?

00:57:04Just pretend that suit you're wearing is a sleeping bag

00:57:06In fact, you don't have to pretend

00:57:09You're home

00:57:10I'm unprepared for a weekend like this

00:57:13All I brought was my suntan oil

00:57:15Suntan oil?

00:57:17You're gilding the lily

00:57:18What do you want with suntan oil?

00:57:20I freckle

00:57:20That did it

00:57:23Look out

00:57:25Please don't bother

00:57:28Nonsense, dear

00:57:29These will do for you

00:57:30Well, you're both very sweet

00:57:32I really had no intention of spending the night here

00:57:34Just trust us

00:57:35We know about these things

00:57:36There you are

00:57:40Oh, thank you so much

00:57:41Incidentally, Mr. Bennett's cabin is right next door

00:57:46Oh, yes

00:57:47The lock on that door has never worked

00:57:50I must tell someone about it

00:57:52Good night, dear

00:57:53Good night

00:57:54Good night

00:57:55Good night

00:57:58Frederick will fix your place to sleep

00:58:15Yes, sir

00:58:17You think you're gone

00:58:18Trying to give us the slip, huh?

00:58:19Oh, no, I wouldn't do a thing like that

00:58:21That's right what I do

00:58:22Our little friend is trying to run away

00:58:24Not me

00:58:25Good night, boy

00:58:26Frederick will fix your place to sleep

00:58:27Yes

00:58:28You gentlemen gonna sleep four in a bed?

00:58:31What?

00:58:31Good night, Miss Betty

00:58:32Good night

00:58:32Don't forget to take your medicine

00:58:33What's the medicine for?

00:58:35To build me up

00:58:35Well, you better take plenty

00:58:36We're gonna take you down

00:58:37If I catch you within two feet of Miss Saunders

00:58:40Yeah, how'd you like a good punch in the nose?

00:58:43How would you like a good punch in the nose?

00:58:46Yeah?

00:58:47Yeah

00:58:47What a fight

00:58:49I don't know what you guys would do

00:58:50Hey, get that robe off

00:58:51Yeah, I'll take it off

00:58:51No, I don't wanna take

00:58:53No, we're gonna make sure that you can't leave the boat

00:58:55Yeah, why

00:58:55Hey, what's the idea of pushing me around?

00:58:58Wait a minute

00:58:59Don't give me that

00:59:00Wait a minute

00:59:01Come here, if you'll only keep quiet

00:59:02Let's be fair

00:59:03It's all right

00:59:03Oh, now, don't be that way

00:59:05Look out

00:59:05That's unfair

00:59:07Look out

00:59:07Oh, don't like

00:59:09I got him

00:59:12Good evening

00:59:25Good evening

00:59:25Say, would you

00:59:26Henchman

00:59:28Oh, well

00:59:33You know

00:59:39Ah!

00:59:43Ah!

01:00:09Who's that?

01:00:34Shh, don't bother about details.

01:00:35Mr. Bennett!

01:00:36I was just passing through.

01:00:37Excuse me.

01:00:38They locked me in, took all my clothes.

01:00:40Three of them, the bib.

01:00:43But Mr. Bennett, you're wearing that negligee.

01:00:47Much worse if I weren't.

01:00:48Shh, stand by.

01:00:52Now, you're sure you've got everything?

01:00:54Oh, Mr. Bennett.

01:00:55Yes, I'm just going to lock it in.

01:00:58I'm going in here.

01:00:59Oh, we understand.

01:01:01Yes, I know.

01:01:01I'm just going to lock it in here.

01:01:06I'm so happy for the men's.

01:01:12Mr. Bennett.

01:01:13Shh.

01:01:13This isn't the Lincoln Highway.

01:01:15I wish it were.

01:01:16You just go ahead with whatever you're doing.

01:01:17I'll be...

01:01:18Yes?

01:01:23Yes, I'm...

01:01:24I'm on my way.

01:01:25You should have a motorcycle.

01:01:32It would slow me down.

01:01:39Oh, hold on.

01:01:41Shh.

01:01:42Is everything all right?

01:01:43Yes, I do.

01:01:44Yes.

01:01:51Rumpelmeier.

01:01:51Well, what in the world?

01:01:55Shh.

01:01:56Hello, I've had an awful...

01:01:57Oh, hello.

01:01:58Close the door.

01:01:59I will be...

01:01:59But Andy's dressing gown.

01:02:01Yes, Dela.

01:02:02Oh, I borrowed it.

01:02:03I lost my pajamas.

01:02:04Well, where are they?

01:02:05A van took them.

01:02:07A van has his own.

01:02:08I know, but he took them anyway.

01:02:09He doesn't want me running around loose.

01:02:11Why don't you sit over here?

01:02:13I'll fix you a nice warm cup of chocolate.

01:02:15Yes, I'm dressed for a thing like this.

01:02:17I can't stay very long.

01:02:18I have to get back.

01:02:19Oh, now, listen.

01:02:21I don't want you to worry about business or anything.

01:02:24Oh, well, I'm not worried, but they're after me.

01:02:25They're looking all over the boat.

01:02:27Oh, nobody's going to harm you, dear.

01:02:30Dear?

01:02:32While you're taking a sip of this nice warm cocoa,

01:02:35I want you to think real hard and try and remember...

01:02:39Uh-huh.

01:02:40Did you put my money into a Broadway show

01:02:43or give it to your wife or something like that?

01:02:45Oh, you thought I took your money and put it in...

01:02:49My wife.

01:02:50Miss Graham.

01:02:52Isn't she your wife or anything?

01:02:54Oh, no.

01:02:56Not even her anything.

01:02:57Well, I wouldn't put your money in anything foolish.

01:03:00Well, not anything that foolish.

01:03:02Well, that certainly takes a load off my mind.

01:03:06Yes.

01:03:06Well, it should.

01:03:07I don't...

01:03:08Oh, I should wear a slip.

01:03:11I usually do.

01:03:11I don't know.

01:03:12From now on, whenever I think of you, I'll remember you like this.

01:03:15Yes, but remember, there's another side to me.

01:03:17Oh, I bet.

01:03:18Yeah, and I'm glad.

01:03:20Hey, Steve, we want to ask you...

01:03:22What's the matter?

01:03:23He's gone.

01:03:25Gone?

01:03:25But he didn't have any clothes.

01:03:26Where could he go?

01:03:27Well, where can you go on a boat?

01:03:28Where's that sailor?

01:03:29Uh-oh.

01:03:30Come on, quick.

01:03:32Come on.

01:03:34How do you suppose he got out the window?

01:03:37Dan, why is everyone prowling around?

01:03:39Your father can't get any rest.

01:03:41Well, you see, Mother...

01:03:42You didn't happen to see Mr. Bennett prowling around.

01:03:44Oh, yes, but I wouldn't disturb him.

01:03:47He's with a woman he loves.

01:03:49Good night.

01:03:50Oh, come on.

01:03:55Well, it should.

01:03:57Well, whatever your investment is, when it comes in,

01:04:00Uncle has to double the whole thing.

01:04:02He has to double it?

01:04:03Oh, I can see his face when he finds out I did it for you.

01:04:06And I can see my face looking for another job.

01:04:11Gwen!

01:04:13Gwen!

01:04:14We thought we heard someone in here.

01:04:25Why, that's silly, Pudgy.

01:04:26How could you hear anyone?

01:04:27Unless it was me on the phone.

01:04:29Or it was I.

01:04:30Which is it?

01:04:31I never can remember.

01:04:32We heard a man's voice.

01:04:33Dan, are you implying that I...

01:04:35No, I was just asking.

01:04:36We're not trying to imply anything.

01:04:37We were looking for someone.

01:04:38We thought we heard him in here.

01:04:39Yeah, a boy's laughter that could only belong to a certain party.

01:04:43Come out, come out, wherever you are.

01:04:45Well, if you don't believe me, there...

01:04:48Is he in there?

01:04:49There's just no use in discussing it any further.

01:04:52Not any further at all.

01:04:56Now, darling, we heard a man talking.

01:04:59Did you?

01:04:59Oh, that was the radio.

01:05:01I was listening.

01:05:01You know I always listen to the radio.

01:05:03I couldn't sleep.

01:05:04Well, there was an awful lot of laughing.

01:05:05Yes, there was.

01:05:06Oh, that was Happy Jack the Fireman.

01:05:08Oh, his program's a scream.

01:05:10Wait.

01:05:10I'll see if it's still on.

01:05:12Happy Jack, Happy Jack the Fireman.

01:05:14Happy Jack...

01:05:15It's sort of dead, isn't it?

01:05:18Maybe went to a fire.

01:05:20Uh-oh.

01:05:20What?

01:05:21What's this?

01:05:21What is it?

01:05:22It isn't plugged in.

01:05:23Oh, well, I must have pulled it out when I answered the door.

01:05:26Oh, that's right.

01:05:27Yes.

01:05:28Hey, wait a minute.

01:05:29Huh?

01:05:29You didn't answer the door.

01:05:31We came right in.

01:05:33Oh, well, then you must have pulled it out.

01:05:35Say, what goes on here?

01:05:38Two cups.

01:05:40Well, I, uh, you know I always have a second cup, don't I, Pudgy?

01:05:44Ah, Gwen.

01:05:46All right, all right.

01:05:48There is a man in the room, and he's under the bed.

01:05:49Now, what do you think of that?

01:05:52Well, there's no one there.

01:05:54Well, I told you.

01:05:54There's nobody there.

01:05:55No.

01:05:59You must have gone out there on deck.

01:06:20Say, uh, you men see anybody around here?

01:06:30No, sir.

01:06:30No one out here.

01:06:31We thought we'd get some bait for in the morning.

01:06:33You might want to go fishing.

01:06:34They're a good idea.

01:06:34Hey, Bill, give us a hand, will you?

01:06:36We want to get a little bait.

01:06:37Okay.

01:06:37Hook her up.

01:06:43Okay, take it away, Andy.

01:06:44Well, I guess we were wrong.

01:07:11Hey, I'm sorry.

01:07:13Good night, my dear.

01:07:14Good night.

01:07:15Now, I think I'll go to sleep.

01:07:16Honey, honey, I'm really sorry.

01:07:18Oh, not now, Van.

01:07:20Good night.

01:07:27Hey.

01:07:27Hello, fellas.

01:07:48I've been fishing the hard way.

01:07:54Oh, not only a Rumpelmeyer, but also a Sitzenflugel.

01:08:09Oh, oh.

01:08:12Good morning.

01:08:13Good morning, Miss.

01:08:14Good morning, Samuel.

01:08:15Oh, don't get up.

01:08:16Where's everybody?

01:08:18I'm using their bait.

01:08:20Nobody didn't get up yet.

01:08:21Oh, I see.

01:08:23Samuel, have you been with Mr. Bennett long?

01:08:26Oh, yes.

01:08:28Well, is anything the matter with him?

01:08:30Isn't he peculiar?

01:08:33I mean, he isn't married, is he?

01:08:35No.

01:08:36He ain't that peculiar.

01:08:38Thank you, Samuel.

01:08:39Hope you catch a whale.

01:08:40Yes.

01:08:46Well.

01:08:47Hello, dear you all.

01:08:49Why, I'm too chipper this morning.

01:08:51Well, have you ever seen such a morning?

01:08:56Dutchie.

01:08:57Dutchie, dear.

01:08:59I'm going to leave you $100,000 in my will.

01:09:02Oh, blessings on you, Frederick.

01:09:04Gwen, you act just like a girl in love.

01:09:08Do I?

01:09:09Oh, pardon me, Miss Gwen,

01:09:10but a Mr. Bishop tried to reach you on the telephone

01:09:12early this morning.

01:09:13Oh, well, if he calls again,

01:09:16no matter where I am,

01:09:18I'll be in swimming.

01:09:20Um, I know who the other little love bird is.

01:09:23The flamingo seems to work a strange magic.

01:09:26We have a veritable boatload of love.

01:09:28What do you mean, Auntie?

01:09:30Well, Mr. and Mrs. Bennett

01:09:33are back together again.

01:09:35Isn't that nice?

01:09:36Isn't that wonderful?

01:09:38What?

01:09:38And I don't mind telling you

01:09:41we deserve a little of the credit.

01:09:43You'll be surprised.

01:09:45Yes, it was a plot.

01:09:48We hatched it.

01:09:49Oh, but there is no Mrs. Bennett.

01:09:51He's not married.

01:09:52But we know differently, dear.

01:09:54Oh, but you can't know differently.

01:09:55He's just not, that's all.

01:09:56He told me he's not,

01:09:57and his man just told me to,

01:09:58and he's been with him for years.

01:10:00But we heard them talking together.

01:10:02Oh, well, I don't care what you heard.

01:10:03They're not married.

01:10:04She's nothing to him, nothing at all.

01:10:07He told me so himself.

01:10:09Good heavens.

01:10:11And on our boat.

01:10:13It's ghastly.

01:10:14What is?

01:10:15Mr. Bennett was in Miss Graham's room last night.

01:10:20We saw him go in.

01:10:21We were happy about it.

01:10:23We arranged it.

01:10:25Oh, my soul.

01:10:26Oh, Auntie.

01:10:31Good morning, Samuel.

01:10:32Good morning.

01:10:33You look radiant.

01:10:34Gainsborough should have painted you.

01:10:38Hello.

01:10:40Met him last night.

01:10:42It's a wonder you ain't got pneumonia sleeping with fish.

01:10:44Oh, don't worry about those little things, Samuel.

01:10:46What time is it?

01:10:46You got your hourglass with you?

01:10:48Yes.

01:10:55Never mind.

01:10:55What day is it?

01:10:56On your little hand, it's 10 o'clock.

01:10:5810 o'clock.

01:10:59Not 8 or 7 or 9, but 10 o'clock.

01:11:02In six more hours, it'll be Christmas.

01:11:04Christmas?

01:11:05Has Mr. Roosevelt been moving them holidays around again?

01:11:11Hold it, Sam.

01:11:13Well, hello.

01:11:14Oh, my dear Miss Saunders, good morning.

01:11:17Well, was there ever such a morning?

01:11:19No, never.

01:11:20Never such a night, either.

01:11:21Yes, fun, wasn't it?

01:11:23What's the matter?

01:11:24Well, nothing's the matter.

01:11:25Why don't you just go on and do whatever you were going to do?

01:11:27Well, I thought maybe I'd have a little coffee and sit with you.

01:11:29Well, why don't you have your coffee with Miss Graham, who's nothing to you?

01:11:33Oh, she's not up yet.

01:11:34Oh, I mean, why would I want to have coffee with Miss Graham?

01:11:37Mr. Bennett, you're a shameless and unmitigated liar.

01:11:39Oh, don't say that.

01:11:40Don't ever say that.

01:11:41Oh, you lied to me.

01:11:42Oh, please, be quiet.

01:11:43Just answer one question.

01:11:45Were you in Miss Graham's room last night?

01:11:47Oh, yes, but I...

01:11:47Thanks.

01:11:48Thank you very much.

01:11:49Oh, Miss Saunders, you see...

01:11:50Plainly.

01:11:54Look what came up, Miss Saunders.

01:11:55Oh, go soak your head.

01:11:58Hey, boss.

01:12:00Hey, boss, I got a great big...

01:12:02Oh, why don't you fall overboard?

01:12:06What a short Christmas.

01:12:11Linda.

01:12:13Go away, Dick.

01:12:14How would you like to make $3,333?

01:12:19What?

01:12:20And 33 cents.

01:12:21Go away.

01:12:27How about $6,666?

01:12:31And 66 cents?

01:12:33Yeah.

01:12:34Come in.

01:12:35Now, why are they letting you burn?

01:12:38Where?

01:12:39Right off the wing.

01:12:40Oh, well, fix that right up.

01:12:41A little oil right out there.

01:12:43Oh, that's good.

01:12:50Oh, hello.

01:12:51Would you put some right here to help?

01:12:53Surely, surely.

01:12:56Here's a chair here, Mr. Bennett.

01:12:58Oh, thank you.

01:12:59Oh, that's all right.

01:13:00Don't get up.

01:13:01Is she?

01:13:04Yes.

01:13:13Lovely morning, isn't it?

01:13:16I feel a little chill myself.

01:13:18Where's your Miss Graham?

01:13:20My?

01:13:21Oh, well, I don't know.

01:13:23She's charming.

01:13:24Where did you meet her?

01:13:25At the office.

01:13:26Look at Van.

01:13:27I must remember to eat more raw meat.

01:13:32Mr. Bennett, you seem to have established a reputation for integrity.

01:13:36Yeah.

01:13:37Tell me, was Dick trying to hide from Miss Graham when she arrived last night?

01:13:42I was trying to hide.

01:13:43Lots of people hide.

01:13:45Including my husband?

01:13:46Here I am, Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

01:13:47Sorry to be late, honey.

01:13:49Tried my luck off the stern.

01:13:50Oh, you should have seen the one that got away.

01:13:52I thought she was still sleeping.

01:13:54How are you?

01:13:54Let's take a walk.

01:13:55This is no time for any...

01:13:56Good a time as any.

01:13:57Harriet, darling.

01:13:58I want to know once and for all, what is that Graham woman to you?

01:14:01I told you, she's nothing to me.

01:14:03She's Bennett's friend.

01:14:04Oh, she is not.

01:14:05She's nothing to me either.

01:14:06Well, I don't believe it.

01:14:07What were you doing in her room?

01:14:09I had to go through her room to get to your room.

01:14:11What?

01:14:12Oh, that is...

01:14:12Then you were in Gwen's room.

01:14:14No.

01:14:14Were you?

01:14:16Yes.

01:14:17What?

01:14:18How did you get into her room?

01:14:19We had your clothes.

01:14:20I was wearing Mrs. Ralston's dressing gown, the pink one with feathers.

01:14:23Feathers?

01:14:24Yes.

01:14:25What were you doing in my niece's room?

01:14:26Mr. Bennett, if you tell...

01:14:28If I tell, you'll be there if I could.

01:14:30What did you say?

01:14:31What?

01:14:31I don't chew my cabbage twice.

01:14:33Why did you go to her room?

01:14:34She asked me to and dropped that body.

01:14:37Gwen, I can't believe this.

01:14:39How dare you say such a thing?

01:14:40I have to.

01:14:41It's the truth.

01:14:41But this is no time for truth.

01:14:43Yes, it is.

01:14:44There's no better time.

01:14:45Bennett, I'm going to bleak you.

01:14:46Oh, don't hurt him.

01:14:51I only had my glasses.

01:14:53What is going on here?

01:14:59Quiet, everybody.

01:15:00Van.

01:15:01What are you doing to my darling?

01:15:03Darling?

01:15:04Huh?

01:15:04What are you doing to my husband?

01:15:07I'm not your husband.

01:15:08I'm not anybody's husband.

01:15:09Oh, well, what's a husband but a name?

01:15:12It isn't Belle or Book or Candlelight that makes a marriage.

01:15:15It's what's in two hearts that really matters.

01:15:18Leave my heart out of this.

01:15:19It never met yours.

01:15:20I mean, it won't.

01:15:21All right, Steve.

01:15:23I'll go.

01:15:24I'll go my way alone.

01:15:26But I'll take little Stevie with me.

01:15:29Yeah, well, take...

01:15:29Little Stevie?

01:15:31Oh, Stevie.

01:15:32Who's little Stevie?

01:15:34You're putting her up to it, Donnelly.

01:15:35There's no little Stevie.

01:15:36No.

01:15:37Our hearts were never anything.

01:15:39I only met her yesterday and you introduced me to her.

01:15:42Oh, take it like a man, Bennett.

01:15:45Oh, Harriet.

01:15:48Cad.

01:15:51Mr. Bennett, of all the despicable things that you've done,

01:15:53this is the lowest.

01:15:54Breaking up a happily married couple,

01:15:56lying to save your own neck.

01:15:57I didn't lie.

01:15:58I didn't lie.

01:15:58Why, you even tried to break us up.

01:16:00Yes, how about that?

01:16:01Van, at least as a man of honor,

01:16:02he knows that I'm completely innocent.

01:16:04Well...

01:16:04Our marriage is going to be based on trust.

01:16:06Marriage?

01:16:07Yes, darling, marriage.

01:16:09Come on, Dan.

01:16:11But listen!

01:16:14Come, my dear.

01:16:15Oh!

01:16:16Three ten Biscayne building.

01:16:34My office hours are from two to four.

01:16:37Two to four.

01:16:41Four.

01:16:44Oh, Father, time.

01:16:45Get going.

01:16:45Get the lead out of your sarong.

01:16:47Never mind.

01:17:07Just wait a minute.

01:17:08Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh,

01:18:08Say, what are you doing?

01:18:21There's less than an hour left.

01:18:23Van and I are changing every clock on the boat, and we've hooked Bennett's watch.

01:18:26Well, what's the idea?

01:18:28Well, he'll think the bet's over ahead of time.

01:18:30Start lying, and we'll have him.

01:18:31Oh, that's the best idea you've had.

01:18:35In fact, it's the first idea you've had.

01:18:38Where can I find Miss Saunders?

01:18:51On the upper deck, sir.

01:18:53You can just wait here.

01:18:54I'll be here.

01:18:57Well, maybe you're right.

01:18:58I don't...

01:18:59Mr. Bennett, Mr. Bennett, it's Mr. Bishop.

01:19:07Who?

01:19:07Mr. Bishop, and I don't want to see him.

01:19:09The only reason I'm talking to you is because I don't want to talk to him.

01:19:12You see him.

01:19:13Huh?

01:19:13You promised me you'd have those green things by now.

01:19:16Well, it's almost four o'clock.

01:19:18Yeah, but where are you...

01:19:19What green things?

01:19:20Oh, well, you know, green things.

01:19:21What green things are you going to get at four o'clock?

01:19:24And no evasions.

01:19:25Here you are, Mr. Bishop.

01:19:26Oh, oh, Mr. Bishop.

01:19:28Well, hello.

01:19:29Mr. Bishop, meet Mr. Donnelly.

01:19:30Mr. Donnelly, Mr. Bishop.

01:19:32Mr. Bishop?

01:19:32Where is Miss Saunders?

01:19:33Miss Saunders?

01:19:34Yes, with an A-U.

01:19:35Where is she?

01:19:36Well, she's right over there.

01:19:36Oh, she went that way.

01:19:37How far?

01:19:38Oh, not far.

01:19:40Well, how far?

01:19:41Well, distance is only a question of relativity, as Einstein said.

01:19:44Now, you take the caterpillar.

01:19:46Hey, cut that out.

01:19:46From here to where Miss Saunders is would be about 20 miles to a caterpillar.

01:19:50Of course, with you, it's different.

01:19:51You're no caterpillar.

01:19:52You wouldn't be wearing a double-breasted suit, and that's nice, too.

01:19:55Young man, I think you're a lunatic.

01:19:57What's going on here?

01:19:58Oh, Mr. Van Dusen, Mr. Bishop.

01:20:00Mr. Bishop, Mr. Donnelly.

01:20:01Hey, T.T.

01:20:02Mr. Van Dusen.

01:20:03Mr. Ralston.

01:20:04Mr. Bishop.

01:20:05Stop it.

01:20:05Are you trying to waste time?

01:20:09Yes.

01:20:10Mr. Ralston, you are Miss Saunders' uncle?

01:20:12Yes.

01:20:12Mr. Ralston, I am chairman of the collection committee for the Seaside Home.

01:20:16Your niece signed a note guaranteeing $40,000, none of which we have received.

01:20:21She has already collected $10,000.

01:20:23$10,000?

01:20:24And she has been avoiding me and refuses to divulge what she did with these charity funds.

01:20:30I'm afraid the committee is all for referring the matter to the police.

01:20:33Oh, you mean she can go to jail?

01:20:34She most certainly can.

01:20:36$10,000?

01:20:37Those green things.

01:20:39Anderson, Stevens!

01:20:40Yes, sir?

01:20:41Come here.

01:20:42Come on, fellas.

01:20:43Don't let Mr. Benner move from this spot.

01:20:45Will you excuse us, Mr. Bishop?

01:20:46Mr. Ralston, I have no time.

01:20:47We have even less.

01:20:55Come in here.

01:20:55Let's get away from that door.

01:20:57$10,000.

01:20:57That's Gwen's money.

01:21:00Why, of course.

01:21:01Yeah, she gave Benner the money and he bet it.

01:21:04Well, that's why they were together so much.

01:21:06Hey, that's why he went to her room.

01:21:08Well, I promised to double it.

01:21:10If he wins, gee, who's if I will cost me $20,000 more?

01:21:15Oh, wait.

01:21:16He's trapped.

01:21:17We got him.

01:21:18What?

01:21:18We'll get Bishop to ask him what he did with Gren's money.

01:21:21That's right.

01:21:22He can't answer without either lying or divulging the bet.

01:21:25Hey, we've got him red-handed.

01:21:27Come on.

01:21:28Yeah.

01:21:35Anderson, Stevens, escort Mr. Benner into the living room.

01:21:38Oh, now, what is this?

01:21:40Wait a minute.

01:21:40Mr. Bishop, that man has your $10,000.

01:21:42Miss Saunders gave it to him.

01:21:44To him?

01:21:44That lunatic is a madman.

01:21:46Now, you do just as we say.

01:21:47You ask him what he did with it.

01:21:49Yes, keep asking.

01:21:50Don't let up.

01:21:51Just keep asking.

01:21:52No, just keep asking.

01:21:52Ask him what he did.

01:21:54Do you trust me?

01:21:54Wait a minute.

01:21:55This is a free vote, isn't it?

01:21:56Sorry, sir.

01:21:57Order.

01:21:57Don't get so physical.

01:21:58I got a brother who's a Marine.

01:22:00All right, go ahead and ask him.

01:22:01Young man, I understand you have my $10,000.

01:22:05Oh, Mr. Bishop.

01:22:05Mr. Anderson.

01:22:06Mr. Bishop.

01:22:07Mr. Stevens.

01:22:08We're sailors.

01:22:08Oh, Dr. Zarek.

01:22:09Mr. Bishop.

01:22:10Mr. Ralston.

01:22:11Dr. Zarek.

01:22:12Leave me.

01:22:12Oh, Mr. Donnelly.

01:22:13Mr. Bishop.

01:22:14Yeah, but...

01:22:14Dr. Zarek.

01:22:15Meet the Navy.

01:22:16Mr. Bishop.

01:22:17Answer my question.

01:22:18Did Miss Saunders give you $10,000?

01:22:20Well, I'll tell you.

01:22:22She came...

01:22:23She...

01:22:24Hello there.

01:22:25Hello, Uncle.

01:22:26And Mr. Bishop.

01:22:27Why, you look splendid.

01:22:29And such rosy cheeks.

01:22:30Have you been yachting, doesn't you?

01:22:31Miss Saunders.

01:22:32Don't ask her.

01:22:33Ask him.

01:22:33Mr. Bennett.

01:22:34Did Miss Saunders give you $10,000?

01:22:37And, Mr. Bennett, you're going to get the first piece.

01:22:40Miss Saunders.

01:22:41Dr. Zarek, that wonderful book.

01:22:43Mr. Bishop, have you seen this book yet?

01:22:45I could hardly put it down.

01:22:47Hey, Bishop.

01:22:47Answer Mr. Bishop's question.

01:22:49What did you say?

01:22:53Where is that $10,000?

01:22:56Where is the $10,000 Miss Saunders gave you?

01:23:00What time is it?

01:23:01Tea time.

01:23:02Tea, everybody.

01:23:03It's almost 4 o'clock.

01:23:05Time for tea.

01:23:06Tea for tea, tea.

01:23:07We don't want to change.

01:23:08Take that stuff away from him.

01:23:09I'll serve yours myself, Mr. Bishop.

01:23:12I demand to know what he did with that.

01:23:15Oh, that's too bad.

01:23:16Sorry, that's too bad.

01:23:18I'm all right.

01:23:19I want to know what you did with it.

01:23:21Oh, Mr. Bishop, did you meet Mrs. Rawson, Mrs. Van Dusen, Mr. Van Dusen, Mr. Bishop?

01:23:24Is that a madhouse?

01:23:26Practically.

01:23:27Perhaps that could be of some help.

01:23:28Shut up.

01:23:29I beg your pardon.

01:23:30He's my guest.

01:23:31Answer the question.

01:23:32Sit down.

01:23:33What did you do with the $10,000 you got from Gwen?

01:23:35Samuel.

01:23:35Samuel, it's tea time.

01:23:38One hunk or two.

01:23:39Two lumps of lemon in mine, please.

01:23:41What did you say?

01:23:42I'll just take a cookie.

01:23:43Cookie?

01:23:44Come on, now.

01:23:45This is kind of fun.

01:23:45I don't want any.

01:23:46Oh, yes, you do.

01:23:48I...

01:23:48Crumpets?

01:23:49Pancakes of wine.

01:23:50A pig.

01:23:51Crumpets or no crumpets.

01:23:53Either you'll answer my question or I'll send for the police and charge this girl with embezzling

01:23:57charity money.

01:23:58This can hardly be kept out of the newspapers.

01:24:00Well, it'll certainly be in my paper.

01:24:02Well, you wouldn't print that.

01:24:03This is news.

01:24:05Business is business and news is my business.

01:24:08Bennett, I think I'll find words this time that'll keep you awake.

01:24:13Come on, tell us the truth.

01:24:14What did you do with Gwen's $10,000?

01:24:16Oh, do you really want to know?

01:24:18I must know.

01:24:19And you want him to know what I did with the money?

01:24:21Yes.

01:24:22And you want him to know?

01:24:24Yes.

01:24:25Yes.

01:24:26Answer him.

01:24:28Well, if you all really want to know what I did with the $10,000...

01:24:31Yes.

01:24:32Ask Mr. Ralston.

01:24:34Me?

01:24:34No, no.

01:24:35I don't know.

01:24:35Fibber, how do you like it?

01:24:37Well, ask Van.

01:24:37I don't know.

01:24:38Well, ask Dick.

01:24:39No, no.

01:24:39I have no idea.

01:24:40Steve.

01:24:42This is a very serious matter.

01:24:44I insist that you answer him now.

01:24:46Or forfeit.

01:24:47Huh?

01:24:47Look who's here.

01:24:49Oh, the ladies.

01:24:50Hello, ladies.

01:24:51What is this?

01:24:53Answer that question.

01:24:53Oh, I'll answer the phone.

01:24:55It didn't ring.

01:24:55Well, let's not wait until the last minute.

01:24:57What did you do with the money?

01:24:58Well, the first thing I did was count it.

01:25:00Then what did you do?

01:25:00Well, then I put it in an envelope.

01:25:02Then what did you do?

01:25:04Who, me?

01:25:05Yes, yes.

01:25:06Oh, I...

01:25:06Hurry, hurry.

01:25:08Then I invested it.

01:25:10In what?

01:25:14Oh, in a wonderful common stock that doubled itself all double in 24 hours.

01:25:19No, you didn't.

01:25:21You lose.

01:25:21I do not.

01:25:22I win.

01:25:23You lose.

01:25:24What you just said makes you lose.

01:25:26That's after four o'clock.

01:25:28No, no, no, it isn't.

01:25:29It's only a quarter of four now.

01:25:31We moved the clock ahead.

01:25:32Yes, but I set it back.

01:25:33I set it ahead.

01:25:35Again?

01:25:36Mm-hmm.

01:25:36That's illegal.

01:25:37Oh, no.

01:25:38There's nothing in the bet against that.

01:25:39All right, boys.

01:25:40Will someone tell me what this is all about immediately?

01:25:42I'm sorry, old boy.

01:25:43I'm sorry, old boy.

01:25:44I'm sorry, old boy.

01:25:45Yes, sir.

01:25:46I lose.

01:25:53I've lost.

01:25:58I guess it's my fault, boss.

01:26:01I didn't know I was doing nothing, fooling with the clock.

01:26:03Oh, well, never mind, sir.

01:26:05What'd you say?

01:26:06I said I come in here a while ago and I seen by my watch that the clock was wrong.

01:26:09So I moved it back 15 minutes.

01:26:11When it comes to watches, I'm going to take look for details.

01:26:14Oh, Sam, you're...

01:26:16Oh, oh, then that's the right time.

01:26:19Well, thanks, fellas.

01:26:20My condolences, thank you.

01:26:21Better luck next time.

01:26:23I didn't know I was doing nothing wrong.

01:26:24Now, wait a minute.

01:26:25How do we know that...

01:26:26Pudgy, listen.

01:26:27Huh?

01:26:28When you hear the tone, the time will be three minutes after four.

01:26:33Did you hear the tone, Pudgy?

01:26:35Yeah.

01:26:36Samuel, I'm going to buy you a platinum watch.

01:26:38In the meantime, you can give me your old one.

01:26:40Yes.

01:26:40That belongs to you anyway.

01:26:43Mr. Bennet, would you be good enough to explain?

01:26:46Oh, yes, I will.

01:26:47You see, I bet the...

01:26:48Oh, won't you sit down?

01:26:49I bet them $10,000 of Gwen's charity money that I could...

01:26:52Yes.

01:26:54That I could lie for 24 hours.

01:26:56It's a silly bet, but now that I've won, it's going to be such a relief to tell the truth.

01:26:59Oh, Mrs. Donnelly, Dick never knew Linda.

01:27:02He didn't?

01:27:02No, that was my biggest whopper.

01:27:04She's an old friend of mine.

01:27:05Went to Miami High together.

01:27:08Oh, Dick, have I?

01:27:10Well, you certainly have.

01:27:11Oh, Dick.

01:27:12And Linda, old girl, I'm personally going to see that someone gives you the money for your show.

01:27:16Oh, that's wonderful.

01:27:18Thank you so much, Mrs. Ralston.

01:27:19Oh, I just can't wait to tell Charlie.

01:27:22Goodbye.

01:27:24She's crazy about Charlie.

01:27:27Bennett, you are not lying.

01:27:29Huh?

01:27:29I'm not as gullible as those fellas, you know.

01:27:32What was that stock you bought?

01:27:33Oh, well, uh...

01:27:34Could it have been lost almost quick, Silver?

01:27:36Come on, come on.

01:27:37You can't leave me out of a good thing, you know.

01:27:38Well, it's T.T.'s personal.

01:27:40Now, what about it, T.T.?

01:27:41Van Duesen, it's highly speculative.

01:27:43I can afford to take a flyer if you can.

01:27:45Come on outside.

01:27:46All right.

01:27:47Help.

01:27:48Why, T.T., this is 2-2.

01:27:52Now, you see, Mr. Bishop, you've been worrying about nothing.

01:27:55Nothing at all.

01:27:56Mr. Bennett has the $20,000.

01:27:57Uncle's going to double it.

01:27:58That makes 30.

01:27:59No, I mean 40, you see.

01:28:00Oh, well.

01:28:02And as for you, Mr. Bennett, may I see you outside for a minute?

01:28:06Oh, you bet.

01:28:07Mr. Bennett, may I...

01:28:08Oh, Mrs. Van Duesen, you know what I said about you?

01:28:11Yes.

01:28:12Well, I didn't mean that.

01:28:13You look about 18.

01:28:15Oh.

01:28:15Well, 28, even on a clear day.

01:28:17Oh, flatterer.

01:28:19Yes.

01:28:19There, you see, dear?

01:28:20And Van, you know what I said about you?

01:28:23I meant that.

01:28:26So, you made a bet to lie for 24 hours.

01:28:28That's the truth.

01:28:29Oh, well, then you didn't mean it when you said you'd like to kiss me.

01:28:32Well, I'll tell you a bigger lie than that.

01:28:33What?

01:28:34I don't love you, and I don't think I could kiss you till your ears fly off.

01:28:38Well, there's no harm in trying.

01:28:40No, there isn't.

01:28:43Not only a sitzenflugel, but also a wolfenschnitz.

01:28:48No, there's no love, but also a soldier.

01:28:50There ain't no be a witness.

01:28:51Holy smokes.

01:28:53No, I don't know.

01:29:03Oh, oh.

01:29:04Oh.

01:29:07Oh, oh.

01:29:07Oh, no.

01:29:09Oh, oh.

01:29:10Oh, oh.

01:29:11Oh, oh.

01:29:12Oh, oh.

01:29:13Oh, oh, oh.

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