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Krampus Unleashed (2016) is a fantasy mystery inspired by the old European legend of Krampus. When a group of people discovers a mysterious artifact during the holiday season, they accidentally awaken an ancient story that brings unexpected challenges and discoveries. Filled with suspense, folklore, and adventure, the movie explores the timeless themes of belief, courage, and the power of tradition.
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00:00:00Thank you for listening.
00:00:30Thank you for listening.
00:01:00Thank you for listening.
00:01:29You best make yourself known before I light you up.
00:01:36Christ, Harvey, a bit jumpy, aren't we?
00:01:57Shit.
00:01:59You trying to get a drop on me?
00:02:02You lucky I didn't blow your heads off?
00:02:05Yeah, that's me, Mr. Lucky.
00:02:07Anything yet?
00:02:09Rollins and life would have been up there all day with that crowd.
00:02:12I'm starting to think this whole thing's nothing but a waste of time.
00:02:16If there was something here, it was cleared out a long time ago.
00:02:21That old German's got us on a fool's, Aaron.
00:02:24Now, he used to run with the old Klaus younger crew.
00:02:28Bunch of crazy old Germans robbed every bank and stage from here to Texas.
00:02:33Now, if he says this is where old Eric Klaus buried his loot,
00:02:37well, I think it's worth looking into.
00:02:38I think it's worth looking into.
00:02:39I think it's worth looking into.
00:02:40You say so.
00:02:42You say so.
00:03:01I think it's worth looking into.
00:03:03It's worth looking into.
00:03:08Find anything, Ben?
00:03:21Nothing.
00:03:22Maybe we're digging in the wrong spot.
00:03:25Boy, it's got me digging five holes today already.
00:03:29Maybe this whole damn thing's just a waste of time.
00:03:34What's he saying?
00:03:35Nothing friendly, to be sure.
00:03:38I said, if you Americans dig as much as you talk, it'll be to China by now.
00:03:43Didn't lighten that mouth on you, old boy.
00:03:45You don't touch me, you cops!
00:03:48Stuff it, kid.
00:03:51There ain't no crap gold down there.
00:03:53You quit now, Ben. You'd lose your share.
00:03:56It's fine by me.
00:04:02Did you say something, sugar?
00:04:03Yeah, I said gold. He's gone.
00:04:06Boy, I don't take orders.
00:04:07The likes of you, really.
00:04:09Hey, fellas!
00:04:10I'm about to kick your ass.
00:04:11I want to kick in that hole right now.
00:04:12Hey, fellas!
00:04:13Come on, I need something.
00:04:14I'll bury you nothing but a hole.
00:04:14Hey, I think you got something here.
00:04:17I told you!
00:04:18Shut up, man. Help me.
00:04:19Come on, let's get out.
00:04:21Oh!
00:04:22Oh!
00:04:23Oh!
00:04:24Oh!
00:04:25Oh!
00:04:25Oh!
00:04:26Oh!
00:04:26Oh!
00:04:27Oh!
00:04:28Oh!
00:04:28Oh!
00:04:29Oh!
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:32Oh!
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:34Oh!
00:04:43Ahem!
00:04:43Ahem!
00:04:44Oh!
00:04:50The Hell?
00:04:53Looks like laundry.
00:04:54laundry
00:05:01Don't that just beat all
00:05:04The great cloth younger treasure
00:05:06Ain't nothing but a pile of dirty skivvies
00:05:08So glad we listened to you Prout
00:05:10You might buy yourself in your best of yourself
00:05:14Way to feel something
00:05:21Shit
00:05:22Found of the Decade
00:05:24Good going Clay
00:05:26Found yourself a shiny new rock
00:05:28No, Klaus wouldn't have buried it out here if it wasn't worth something
00:05:32It's got some kind of writing on it
00:05:34Yeah, symbols
00:05:36Bring that light here
00:05:37Nein
00:05:38Der Verflug der Stein
00:05:40Auf der Daemonium
00:05:42What?
00:05:43What language you suppose that is?
00:05:45It's ancient German
00:05:47Stones like this have existed since the dawn of time
00:05:50And when they appear
00:05:52They bring nothing but great evil with them
00:05:54You can read that
00:05:58Yeah, I know what it means
00:06:00It's a summoning stone
00:06:02It's like a piece of coal to me
00:06:03Yeah, it's called
00:06:05Coat it was placed into the shoes of those who were cursed
00:06:09Those who angered the old gods
00:06:11That is some story old boy
00:06:13St. Nicholas himself possessed just such a stone
00:06:17He stole it from the pagans
00:06:19He sent it to his enemies as a warning
00:06:22To those who would not convert for those who opposed him
00:06:27St. Nicholas
00:06:29Nicholas
00:06:30Yeah
00:06:31You mean like Santa Claus
00:06:33You boys are hearing that s***
00:06:46Look, please you must put it back, please put it back, please put it back. This is not something you wish to try through this
00:06:51Get your hands off it, man!
00:06:53Shit! Look at that!
00:06:58This ain't right.
00:06:59You mean that might be worth something?
00:07:01It means we're all dead.
00:07:03We're all dead men!
00:07:07You stupid fools! You have awakened him!
00:07:09Who?
00:07:11Krampus!
00:07:13Bullshit!
00:07:15That's what I say.
00:07:17What the hell is that?
00:07:21He's coming!
00:07:23I like this, Clay.
00:07:24You stupid fools!
00:07:25We're all dead men! You've dumped us!
00:07:27Let's get out of here.
00:07:28You called it, partner.
00:07:42What the hell is that?
00:07:44It's closer than before.
00:07:45I'm saying to find out.
00:07:51Get out of here!
00:07:53Run!
00:07:54Oh, my God!
00:07:55Get out of here!
00:07:57Run!
00:07:58Oh, my God!
00:07:59Oh, my God!
00:08:00Oh, my God!
00:08:01Oh, my God!
00:08:02No!
00:08:06Get outa her!
00:08:07Run!
00:08:11Oh my god, dude!
00:08:41Oh my god!
00:09:11Oh my god, dude!
00:09:13Oh my god!
00:09:15Oh my god.
00:09:17Oh my god.
00:09:21I don't know.
00:09:51I don't know.
00:10:21I don't know.
00:10:51But if you really hold me tight, all the way home I'll be warm.
00:10:59The fire is slowly tight, and my dear words tell goodbye.
00:11:05As long as you love me so, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
00:11:13Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
00:11:24But as long as you love me so, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
00:11:31Oh, yeah.
00:11:32Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
00:12:02Okay, according to the nav system, we're on the homestretch.
00:12:11How are you doing, kiddo?
00:12:18I'm okay.
00:12:20But?
00:12:21It's just weird.
00:12:23It doesn't really feel like Christmas is here.
00:12:26Lots of places don't snow at Christmas time.
00:12:28I know.
00:12:29And aren't you excited to see Nana and Grandpa?
00:12:32I can't even remember them.
00:12:34I know, honey.
00:12:35It's been way too long since you've seen them, and that's one of the reasons we're doing this.
00:12:39And your cousin Troy will be there.
00:12:40I hate Troy.
00:12:42Tommy, we don't hate anyone, buddy.
00:12:45But he always tries to mess with me.
00:12:46And he's a total little perv.
00:12:48When they came to visit us last year, I caught him trying to take pictures of me through my window.
00:12:52That's not good.
00:12:53Well, it's been almost a year since we last saw my brother and his family.
00:12:56Maybe Troy's grown up.
00:12:59But here's hoping we can say the same for your brother.
00:13:02Funny.
00:13:03You made it!
00:13:29So good to see you, sweetheart.
00:13:31You too, Mom.
00:13:33Hi, Will.
00:13:34Good to see you again.
00:13:37This can't be Fiona.
00:13:39She's all grown up.
00:13:40Not quite.
00:13:42And Tommy?
00:13:44Hi, Grandma.
00:13:45So big.
00:13:48Hey, welcome to the casa.
00:13:50Hey, Daddy.
00:13:52That's my girl.
00:13:54Will, Dale, how was your flight?
00:13:58Oh, it was better than the drive.
00:14:00I heard that.
00:14:02Well, maybe the next time you all come to visit, we can build an airship for you.
00:14:06Oh, stop.
00:14:07What?
00:14:07We don't have enough land?
00:14:10Let's get you all settled in.
00:14:11Dale, will you help me with the bags?
00:14:13Amber, I have your old room prepared for you and Will, and I thought Tommy and Troy could stay in the sun room, and that leaves the blue room for Fiona.
00:14:35Perfect.
00:14:35Whoa.
00:14:36I'll say.
00:14:37Well, I see you fellas met old Blackfoot.
00:14:55Now, he's what you call a real man-eater.
00:14:59Really?
00:15:00Yeah, when Amber was a baby and Dale was a little guy.
00:15:03That would have made me about your age, Will, when I first encountered old Blackfoot.
00:15:08I swear, his eyes are fading out, but if you look real close, you can still see that look in him.
00:15:14What look is that?
00:15:16Hunger.
00:15:16See, when an animal gets a taste for man, he goes crazy for it, becomes an absolute beast.
00:15:23He just can't get enough of it.
00:15:25This guy?
00:15:27Yep.
00:15:29Across the valley is the Rogers Ranch.
00:15:31Now, it seems that old Blackfoot had acquired a taste for old man Rogers' cows.
00:15:35So he and his two sons decided they were going to put him down.
00:15:39Now, they picked up his track easy enough, but it was that night when they made camp.
00:15:46That's when he got them.
00:15:48He killed them?
00:15:49Eviscerated would be a better word.
00:15:51He chopped those bodies up so badly that you couldn't tell where one victim ended and another one began.
00:15:59Crazy.
00:16:00Is this you?
00:16:02Yeah, that's me hit old Blackfoot.
00:16:04You know, I could say that it was due to skill, but really, it was pure luck.
00:16:11I came across him at suppertime chewing on an elk,
00:16:14and it still took more than half a dozen rounds from my .308 to bring him down.
00:16:19Scary.
00:16:21I'll say.
00:16:22Now, when an animal gets a hunger, he becomes more than a beast.
00:16:26He becomes stronger, quicker, smarter.
00:16:35And if you were to get the drop on him, it's only because he lets you.
00:16:39You see, he's lost off here a man, and he just gets cocky.
00:16:43Morning, Rog.
00:17:01The Big One
00:17:03The Big One
00:17:05The Big One
00:17:07Morning, Rog.
00:17:09Sam?
00:17:11Find the big one?
00:17:13No, man.
00:17:15Tracks went scarce up by Clayton's pass.
00:17:17Well, you just keep looking.
00:17:19Eventually, you'll find him.
00:17:21That I will, man.
00:17:23Daddy,
00:17:25why the hell are you encouraging this nonsense?
00:17:27Nonsense?
00:17:29Shit.
00:17:31Take a look at this.
00:17:33Let me see.
00:17:35What does that look like to you?
00:17:37Blurry nonsense.
00:17:39Shit, girl, you're crazy.
00:17:41I took this photo myself not two days ago
00:17:43and not a stone's throw from Hangman's Wash.
00:17:45I'm getting close.
00:17:47I can feel it.
00:17:49You know what I think?
00:17:51I think you need to stop getting drunk
00:17:53before you go hunting.
00:17:55Later, Sam.
00:17:59Huh.
00:18:01What?
00:18:03Low fuel light just came on.
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:07Thought we'd make it there before running low.
00:18:09Still, 600 miles is not too bad on a single tank.
00:18:13Troy?
00:18:15Yeah, that's great.
00:18:17Happy for you, Dad.
00:18:19Happy for you, Dad.
00:18:33Well, we still got a ways to go,
00:18:35so if nature's calling, now would be a good time to go.
00:18:39Uh, no way am I peeing here.
00:18:43I grew up here, babe. There's nothing to be afraid of.
00:18:55Guess I need to fill up.
00:18:57I'm sorry, cash only.
00:18:59Really? You can't be serious.
00:19:01I'm serious.
00:19:05Shit.
00:19:07Hey, Tim.
00:19:08Yep.
00:19:09Great. Where is it?
00:19:10That don't work.
00:19:12Well, that's lovely.
00:19:14That's lovely.
00:19:15You, uh, got a bathroom around here?
00:19:17Yep, but that don't work either.
00:19:20Well, shit.
00:19:27David, I don't like it here.
00:19:29That strange man over there?
00:19:31He keeps staring at me.
00:19:35Take it as a compliment.
00:19:36It just means you still got it.
00:19:38I need some cash.
00:19:39What do you got?
00:19:40Let me see you first.
00:19:41Hey!
00:19:44Honestly?
00:19:45It's a little mess.
00:19:46Sorry it's not up to your rummaging standards.
00:19:50Yep.
00:19:51That's it right there, man.
00:19:53Told you.
00:19:54No doubt.
00:19:56We're getting close, Roger.
00:19:57I can feel it.
00:19:58Yes, we are, man.
00:20:01Close to the what?
00:20:04Close to the mother load, man.
00:20:08The mother load?
00:20:09Yep, yep.
00:20:11Hey, take a look.
00:20:12Take a look at that big guy.
00:20:14You ever seen a track like that before?
00:20:16No, you ain't, have you?
00:20:18You want to know how come you ain't ever seen a track like that before?
00:20:22Ain't no man makes a track like that.
00:20:25No more beasts neither.
00:20:26Tell me what, except for him.
00:20:31Him?
00:20:37Sasquatch.
00:20:41What?
00:20:45You know, Bigfoot?
00:20:46Bigfoot.
00:20:49You're kidding, right?
00:20:51No.
00:20:52Bigfoot.
00:20:54What, you don't watch the History Channel?
00:20:59God.
00:21:00Bigfoot.
00:21:01Ah-ha.
00:21:0320 bucks.
00:21:05This place isn't good at it.
00:21:07Glad to hear it.
00:21:08All right, Terry, man.
00:21:10Now, to triangulate this correctly, we need to start up on the 15 mile marker by old Route 9.
00:21:16Makes sense.
00:21:17Gosh.
00:21:18Makes sense.
00:21:19You guys are priceless.
00:21:20Man, what the hell are you doing?
00:21:22Believe me, guys.
00:21:23This is going viral.
00:21:24You need to get the hell out of here right now.
00:21:26Make me.
00:21:27Aw, you little shit.
00:21:29You better do what the man says, huh?
00:21:31Get that out of my face, son.
00:21:32Come on, Troy, now.
00:21:34Troy!
00:21:36Wait, they're getting mad.
00:21:37This is the best part.
00:21:38So you best do what the man says before they wind up cleaning up what's left of your ass with a goddamn spatula.
00:21:43Good one.
00:21:45Go run off to your dad, boy.
00:21:48Have fun.
00:22:02Is that Will's car?
00:22:11It's a rental, I guess.
00:22:13I doubt they drove all the way from Atlanta.
00:22:16Well, we know somebody who doesn't care about his carbon footprint.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23Let's get this party started.
00:22:30David, come here and give me a hug.
00:22:31All right, Mom.
00:22:41Troy.
00:22:44Hey.
00:22:45What?
00:22:47Get out of the car and say hello to your family.
00:22:51So lame.
00:23:02That will be Dave now.
00:23:06You ready for this, buddy?
00:23:07Are you?
00:23:18Hey, Will.
00:23:19Hey, Dave.
00:23:21It's David.
00:23:22Right.
00:23:23Sorry, David.
00:23:25You remember Tommy?
00:23:26Of course.
00:23:27How's it going, big guy?
00:23:29Good.
00:23:30You remember your cousin Troy?
00:23:33Fiona, you are just gorgeous, aren't you?
00:23:36Thanks, Aunt Viv.
00:23:37Troy, let's put the phone away and join the rest of the Homo sapiens.
00:23:41Say hello to your uncle and your cousin.
00:23:42What's up?
00:23:43Let me see you.
00:23:44So, Tommy's in what grade now?
00:23:45I love it.
00:23:46Seventh?
00:23:47Seventh?
00:23:48God, how time flies.
00:23:49That's me, isn't that Santa Claus?
00:23:50I know him when I see him.
00:23:51Where's your sister?
00:23:52Are you angry when I see him?
00:23:53Shit.
00:23:54Hey, you know we are having dinner soon.
00:23:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:23:57So, your aunt and your grandmother have gone through a lot of trouble to make a meal for everyone.
00:23:58Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:02I don't know how time flies.
00:24:03That's me.
00:24:04That's me.
00:24:05And that's me.
00:24:06Santa Claus.
00:24:07I know him when I see him.
00:24:08Where's your sister?
00:24:10I'm angry when I see him.
00:24:13Shit.
00:24:14Hey, you know we are having dinner soon.
00:24:20So?
00:24:21So, your aunt and your grandmother have gone through a lot of trouble to make a meal for everyone.
00:24:26She makes daddy angry.
00:24:28She makes mommy angry.
00:24:30Good for them.
00:24:31So sad that she cried.
00:24:34I knew that she make you sad.
00:24:36I'm sorry about that.
00:24:39He's just going through some phase.
00:24:41Not at all.
00:24:42He reminds me of his father when he was that age.
00:24:45This is an old story.
00:24:46I'll tell them the truth.
00:24:48She makes daddy angry.
00:24:50She makes mommy angry.
00:24:53So sad that she cried.
00:24:56I knew that she make you sad.
00:24:59You want some?
00:25:00No thanks.
00:25:01No thanks.
00:25:05What are you reading?
00:25:06Oh, this is an old story.
00:25:08Oh, this is an older than me.
00:25:10What you guys watching?
00:25:13I don't know.
00:25:14I don't know.
00:25:15Some Christmas thing.
00:25:16It's a Christmas story.
00:25:18Can you read it to me?
00:25:20Yeah.
00:25:21Tis the season for gross commercialization.
00:25:23And this one used to give me nightmares.
00:25:26Troubling, isn't it?
00:25:28What's that?
00:25:30What?
00:25:31Being surrounded by all this murder.
00:25:33You know, for years I wouldn't set foot in this place.
00:25:36Really?
00:25:38But then I realized I needed to be more tolerant of those less evolved.
00:25:42Good for you.
00:25:43Who's that?
00:25:44Who's that?
00:25:45Who's that?
00:25:46Hey, is that thing real?
00:25:50I'm sure it is, Tommy.
00:25:52Let's not touch it.
00:25:54It's okay, Tommy.
00:25:55Grandpa wouldn't mind.
00:25:56How much is this thing worth?
00:25:59What's gold trading for today?
00:26:01It's like 50, 60 bucks an ounce.
00:26:04That's easy, 25, 30 ounces.
00:26:06So that would be...
00:26:07It's more like $1,800 an ounce.
00:26:11For this little thing?
00:26:13You guys want to know the really interesting part about it?
00:26:16Grandpa Dale found that on this very property.
00:26:19No shit.
00:26:21No.
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:23He's panning for gold in the creek.
00:26:25These hails are full of gold.
00:26:28Hey, I got an idea.
00:26:30You boys ever been panning for gold?
00:26:33No.
00:26:34What do you say I show you how?
00:26:36I don't think that's a good idea, Dave.
00:26:38I mean, dinner's coming up here pretty soon.
00:26:41Oh, come on, Will.
00:26:42The creek's a five minute walk from here.
00:26:44I don't know if I'm up for that, Dave.
00:26:46Come on, Dad. It'll be fun.
00:26:48All right.
00:26:49Well, ask Grandma and your mom if it's okay.
00:26:53We've got plenty of time.
00:26:55I'll get Grandpa's panning kit.
00:27:09Hey, Fran.
00:27:10So what did your horoscope say today?
00:27:12You will spend another Christmas Eve alone in a small dispatch station.
00:27:17Fran, it's not that bad.
00:27:19Hey, just hear me out.
00:27:20How about this?
00:27:21How about you and I, we'll just sing Christmas carols to each other over the radio?
00:27:26So, how'd you get stuck on the holiday shift?
00:27:30Just lucky, I guess.
00:27:32Yeah?
00:27:33How's the little lady going to feel about that?
00:27:36Well, actually, she moved the rest of her stuff out last week.
00:27:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:27:41I didn't know.
00:27:43I like that one, too.
00:27:45Yeah, well, you didn't have to live with her.
00:27:48I hear that.
00:27:50Oh, single life.
00:27:52I gotta get back on the saddle.
00:27:54You mind if we grab a cookie?
00:27:56Watch out for falling reindeer turds.
00:27:58All right, reindeer turds.
00:28:00All right, have a good night.
00:28:02Yeah, see ya.
00:28:03This is stupid.
00:28:12Didn't tell me how far it was gonna be.
00:28:15Come on, son.
00:28:16Show a little backbone.
00:28:17It's not even been half a mile.
00:28:19Whatever.
00:28:21Over here looks like a good spot.
00:28:24Boys, let me show you how it's done.
00:28:27You know I never took you for the outdoors type.
00:28:30Okay.
00:28:32See that?
00:28:34Why don't you get a nice amount like this?
00:28:36Just swirl the pan.
00:28:39Hey, Troy.
00:28:40Wanna give it a try?
00:28:42Pass.
00:28:43Okay.
00:28:45Tommy?
00:28:46How about you?
00:28:47Go ahead, Tommy.
00:28:48Give it a shot.
00:28:50Like this?
00:28:51Good.
00:28:52Just like that.
00:28:53Now try and sift through it.
00:28:54Tip it so you can drain the water out.
00:28:56Oh.
00:28:57Be careful.
00:28:58It's okay, Tommy.
00:28:59Just go ahead and give it another try.
00:29:01Smell that?
00:29:02What?
00:29:03He's smoking again.
00:29:04Hey, Troy!
00:29:05Unbelievable.
00:29:06I can smell that cigarette.
00:29:07What?
00:29:08I'm not smoking.
00:29:09Yeah, sure you're not.
00:29:10You're doing this right, Dad?
00:29:11Honestly, I don't know, buddy.
00:29:12I don't even think your uncle really knows either.
00:29:16Trying to strike it, Rich?
00:29:17Hi.
00:29:18You're not going to get anything that way.
00:29:19Here.
00:29:20Let me see your pin.
00:29:21Okay, so you're not going to get it.
00:29:22You're not going to get it.
00:29:23Thanks, man.
00:29:24Thanks, man.
00:29:25Hey, Troy.
00:29:26Unbelievable.
00:29:27I can smell that cigarette.
00:29:28What?
00:29:29I'm not smoking.
00:29:30Yeah, sure you're not.
00:29:31I'm not smoking.
00:29:32Yeah, sure you're not.
00:29:33You're doing this right, Dad?
00:29:34Honestly, I don't know, buddy.
00:29:35I don't even think your uncle really knows either.
00:29:37Trying to strike it, Rich?
00:29:38Hi.
00:29:39You're not going to get anything that way.
00:29:41Here.
00:29:42Let me see your pin.
00:29:43Thanks.
00:29:44Okay, so without a sifter, you want to start with just a little bit?
00:29:49Like that.
00:29:51Just put it in some water.
00:29:53So, yeah, there you go.
00:29:55Yeah, get some of the dirt.
00:29:57Yeah, and the mud off.
00:29:58There you go.
00:29:59Good job, bud.
00:30:00Oh, perfect.
00:30:01Well, we appreciate the help.
00:30:03Yeah.
00:30:04I'm Will.
00:30:05Oh, Bonnie.
00:30:06This is my son, Tommy.
00:30:07Nice to meet you both.
00:30:09So, I take it you're from around here?
00:30:11Yeah, born and raised.
00:30:13Oh, very cool.
00:30:14Mm-hmm.
00:30:19Oh, hi.
00:30:21I'm Dave.
00:30:22Hi, Dave.
00:30:23I'm Bonnie.
00:30:24Yeah, yeah.
00:30:25It's David, actually.
00:30:26My name's David.
00:30:29Mine's still Bonnie.
00:30:32You guys done?
00:30:33This is beyond lame.
00:30:35That's...
00:30:36That's my boy, Troy.
00:30:40Hey!
00:30:41I can't find my way back alone and I'm fucking bored.
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45You know, teenagers, right?
00:30:47Hey!
00:30:48This is the dumbest thing I've ever done at...
00:30:50Whoa.
00:30:52How are you doing?
00:30:54I'm good.
00:30:55Okay, Will.
00:30:56Well, I'm sure supper's ready by now.
00:30:58Yeah.
00:30:59Yeah.
00:31:00It was a pleasure to meet you, Bonnie.
00:31:01Yeah.
00:31:02Yeah, it was nice to meet you.
00:31:03I'll see y'all later.
00:31:04See you around.
00:31:05Now, that was one sweet piece of ass.
00:31:19Really?
00:31:20Is that how you refer to women, is it?
00:31:21Yeah.
00:31:22Let's go.
00:31:23Come on.
00:31:24Are we going now?
00:31:25Yes.
00:31:28Hey, Dad.
00:31:30What is that?
00:31:31Come on.
00:31:35Looks like it...
00:31:42Could be onyx, maybe?
00:31:44It's interesting.
00:31:46It's a rock.
00:31:48So smooth.
00:31:49Could be an onyx.
00:31:51Can I see it?
00:31:55It's light.
00:31:56It's really boring.
00:31:59Very interesting find, Tommy.
00:32:01Way to go.
00:32:02I think your uncle's jealous.
00:32:05I think your uncle's jealous.
00:32:32What do you want, Dan?
00:32:33Well, it is Christmas.
00:32:34I figured I'd just stop by and say hello.
00:32:35I mean...
00:32:36I like what you've done with the place.
00:32:37It's nice.
00:32:38Hi.
00:32:39You need to leave.
00:32:40Why?
00:32:41Is he here?
00:32:42He has a name.
00:32:43Yeah, I know.
00:32:44I know.
00:32:45But he also has a record, too.
00:32:46But I bet you didn't know that.
00:32:47Seriously?
00:32:48Your man has a real lead foot.
00:32:49He's had his license suspended twice
00:32:50because he didn't have a record.
00:32:51You know, it is Christmas.
00:32:52You know, it is Christmas.
00:32:53I figured I'd just stop by and say hello.
00:32:54I mean...
00:32:55I like what you've done with the place.
00:32:56It's nice.
00:32:57Hi.
00:32:58You need to leave.
00:32:59Why?
00:33:00Is he here?
00:33:01He has a name.
00:33:02Yeah, I know.
00:33:03But he also has a record, too.
00:33:04But I bet you didn't know that.
00:33:05Seriously?
00:33:06Your man has a real lead foot.
00:33:09He's had his license suspended twice
00:33:11because he doesn't pay his fines.
00:33:14You're doing background checks on my new boyfriend.
00:33:16Do you have any idea how creepy that is?
00:33:18Hey, look.
00:33:19I'm just looking out for you.
00:33:21Well, you need to stop looking out for me.
00:33:23It's over, Dan.
00:33:24Take a hint.
00:33:36Oh, I didn't see you there.
00:33:47It's because I'm not.
00:33:49Just pretend you can't see me.
00:33:53Okay.
00:33:59Why are you so fascinated by that stupid rock?
00:34:04I just think it's cool.
00:34:06Man, you're easy to impress.
00:34:12Give it to me.
00:34:13Give it back, Troy!
00:34:14What?
00:34:15You gonna tell your daddy on me?
00:34:16Don't.
00:34:20Troy!
00:34:22Where are you?
00:34:26You're smoking again, aren't you?
00:34:28No, I'm not.
00:34:29I can smell it.
00:34:32See?
00:34:33No cigarettes.
00:34:34Well, come inside.
00:34:35Your father needs your help with his laptop.
00:34:37Later.
00:34:39Now.
00:34:42Fine.
00:34:43Good night.
00:34:51Good night.
00:34:54Well, you...
00:34:55You guys got to go with my hand.
00:34:56I got to go.
00:34:57You're enough.
00:34:58Here you are.
00:35:02You forgot to...
00:35:03You're going to go with me.
00:35:04You're going to go with me.
00:35:05.
00:35:09.
00:35:13.
00:35:15.
00:35:19.
00:35:21.
00:35:25.
00:35:29.
00:35:31.
00:35:33Wow, now I wasn't-
00:35:41Shut up!
00:35:43Easy.
00:35:44Hands up.
00:35:46What you doing outside my window?
00:35:51I was just trying-
00:35:52Save it.
00:35:53Look, if you just let me explain.
00:35:56What's that little thing?
00:35:58Well that would be my-
00:35:59Turn around.
00:36:00So this is how you surprise me?
00:36:18I told you I was coming home for Christmas.
00:36:20I should kick your ass for sneaking up on me.
00:36:23What?
00:36:25I thought you liked games like that.
00:36:28And besides, I had to make sure I wasn't being followed.
00:36:31I was kind of risky considering your ex carries a gun.
00:36:34Fuck that.
00:36:39Wait.
00:36:40What?
00:36:41You hear that? It's the oven timer.
00:36:44Okay.
00:36:45Dinner's ready.
00:36:47And?
00:36:48You don't feel like eating?
00:36:50I think my mind's kind of what the other thing is right now.
00:36:53First rule of survival.
00:36:54You gotta eat.
00:36:58Well shit.
00:36:59How's it done?
00:37:21it's on
00:37:31you hear that roger
00:37:35oh yeah
00:37:38got the night vision camera
00:37:42right here man
00:37:43what about that heat sensing thingamajig
00:37:45it's a big 10-4 old buddy
00:37:47is that a 50 cal
00:37:51yes it is man
00:37:54a lot of firepower
00:37:55should be enough man
00:37:58enough for what
00:38:00man what do you mean for what
00:38:03we gotta take that son of a bitch down
00:38:05wait wait you mean kill him
00:38:09that's the plan
00:38:10yeah that's always been the plan
00:38:12don't tell me you have a problem with that now
00:38:15shit I don't know maybe
00:38:19he could be the last of us
00:38:21kind of the whole dang world for all we know
00:38:22come on man
00:38:24what are you fucking greenpeace now
00:38:26no I just
00:38:27shooting something that's one of a kind
00:38:29just don't seem right
00:38:30don't seem right
00:38:31well obviously you ain't never heard of darwin
00:38:33you know natural selection and shit
00:38:36you used to drive that blue chevy
00:38:39what man
00:38:41no
00:38:42darwin was like a thousand years ago or something man
00:38:45talked about survival of the fittest
00:38:48okay
00:38:49so the way I see it is
00:38:50if this thing really is just running around out there
00:38:53last of its kind
00:38:54shit man
00:38:55we're just taking our part in the natural selection of things
00:38:59I don't know
00:39:02let's look at it like this then
00:39:05okay
00:39:06what if he is out there
00:39:07you know we find him
00:39:09what are we gonna do then man
00:39:11well I
00:39:13don't be famous shit boys
00:39:15I found Bigfoot
00:39:16man not if we can't prove it man
00:39:18we'll end up just going home
00:39:20same laughing stock we are right now
00:39:23we're laughing stock
00:39:25come on Terry what
00:39:28how can you be so disconnected man
00:39:30you don't hear all that laughter
00:39:33all them murmuring people do underneath their breath when you walk by
00:39:36shit
00:39:38I guess I never noticed
00:39:40yeah well I do
00:39:41and everybody thinks it man
00:39:44thinks what
00:39:45man they think
00:39:47here come Roger and Terry man
00:39:49two guys are gonna find Bigfoot
00:39:52couple of fucking screws loose in their head they say
00:39:56I never knew
00:40:01well hey we got a camera
00:40:06we got a heat sensor thingamajig
00:40:08they're gonna have to believe us
00:40:09man nobody's gonna have to believe anything man
00:40:12that's not gonna be good enough
00:40:13not even close
00:40:15alright
00:40:17we got no option
00:40:18no matter which way you look at it man
00:40:21this boy's going down
00:40:23alright so
00:40:26what you're saying
00:40:28is it's him or us
00:40:31yeah
00:40:32well fuck it
00:40:37guess you're right
00:40:39no man
00:40:40I am right
00:40:42now let's go
00:40:44Merry Christmas baby
00:40:56Merry Christmas to you
00:40:59Merry Christmas to you
00:41:13you know you don't have to do that Will
00:41:33it's no problem
00:41:35you're a good man
00:41:38drink
00:41:40what is that stuff
00:41:42well now this
00:41:44is Mr. Dale Henderson's
00:41:48personal reserve
00:41:49moon and shine
00:41:52why not
00:41:54good answer
00:41:58oh god
00:42:13makes a hair on your ball stand up
00:42:17doesn't it
00:42:17I'll say
00:42:18wow
00:42:20want another one
00:42:22absolutely
00:42:24still can't get signal out here
00:42:30honey give that thing a rest
00:42:31oh shit
00:42:44what the hell
00:42:48Troy what are you doing
00:42:50he was filming me again
00:42:52go to bed Troy
00:42:53you're kidding right
00:43:02you're kidding right
00:43:18the pet rock
00:43:20you're sleeping with it now
00:43:23leave me alone
00:43:26whatever
00:43:29you know your sister's pretty hot
00:43:34she's your cousin
00:43:38so
00:43:38it's legal in some places
00:43:41got a signal finally
00:43:44now if you only had someone to call
00:43:46shut up
00:43:48well man
00:43:53what
00:43:54keep it down
00:43:56you talk first
00:43:58shh
00:43:59Darry keep it down man
00:44:00dang nabby what
00:44:01he's out here man
00:44:04I can feel it
00:44:06I don't feel nothing
00:44:08I don't feel shit
00:44:08nah man
00:44:09he's definitely been out here
00:44:11matter of fact
00:44:14he's still here
00:44:16you can bet on it
00:44:19oh man do you see that
00:44:20no
00:44:21right there in them bushes man
00:44:23what that man could have seen that
00:44:24god damn it wait for me
00:44:26damn man
00:44:29he's not shooting right
00:44:39you don't ask Peter Cottondale
00:44:41oh man
00:44:42oh god
00:44:44oh you should have seen your face
00:44:45oh god damn your brow all gristly looking mean as a rattlesnake
00:44:49he's here Terry
00:44:51I got him
00:44:52oh god damn what a hoot
00:44:54ha ha Terry man
00:44:57funny as always
00:44:59oh my god
00:45:00oh oh oh wait
00:45:02wait till I tell people
00:45:03wait till I
00:45:04no no
00:45:04there he was
00:45:05old Rog
00:45:06facing down the creature
00:45:07fearless
00:45:08regular fucking Sylvester Stallone
00:45:10he was
00:45:11putting grizzly items
00:45:12to shame with that
00:45:13have your laugh Terry
00:45:15swear to god man
00:45:16you hear that man
00:45:21what's that
00:45:24I don't know man
00:45:27sounds like it's getting closer
00:45:29sounds like a stampede
00:45:32wait
00:45:33is it gone
00:45:36I'm not liking this
00:45:43me neither man
00:45:45I think we should head back to the truck
00:45:48yeah I'm alright with that
00:45:51right
00:45:55how was
00:46:02yeah it was
00:46:03yeah
00:46:03yeah
00:46:03okay what the hell
00:46:26is someone there
00:46:38yeah
00:46:40me neither
00:46:49huh
00:46:50yeah
00:46:54yeah
00:46:57yeah
00:46:59yeah
00:47:03yeah
00:47:04yeah
00:47:04yeah
00:47:05yeah
00:47:05yeah
00:47:05yeah
00:47:05James?
00:47:15James?
00:47:15James?
00:47:29Babe, where'd you go?
00:47:35Ahhhh!
00:47:47Ahhhh!
00:47:50Ahhhh!
00:47:55Ahhhh!
00:48:01whoa
00:48:14this is too weird
00:48:25yeah I gotta tell you something now this this is some really good stuff you might
00:48:34want to sit down before you fall down I'm okay
00:48:39it's Bonnie Tyler you gotta let me in
00:48:41are you expecting somebody no please open the door please open the door
00:48:46please let me in
00:48:51Bonnie are you okay you gotta call 911 right now
00:48:54what why please just let me in what's going on
00:48:57something attacked us and now James is dead
00:49:00buddy why are you just in a bath you got a landline
00:49:03yes right there in the kitchen
00:49:09damn it pick up pick up pick up
00:49:14two sheets guys
00:49:18really all right I'm coming
00:49:20south tower 9-1-1 what is your emergency
00:49:25yes you gotta send help I'm at my neighbors
00:49:28I've been attacked by some kind of creature and now my boyfriend is dead
00:49:33come again ma'am you said a creature killed your boyfriend
00:49:37I fired a ton of buckshot but it just kept coming
00:49:40everything okay out here
00:49:42okay and what is your name and location ma'am
00:49:47Bonnie Tyler 614 North Desert Vista Drive
00:49:51okay Bonnie got it now just stay on the line with me
00:49:55are you sending someone call Trooper Schilling he's a friend of mine
00:50:02dad you've got to see this
00:50:06not now Tommy
00:50:07but dad
00:50:08Dale where are you going
00:50:09I'm gonna go ahead and take a look around
00:50:11I'll come with you
00:50:12no sweetie I don't think that's the best idea
00:50:14it's okay Amber I'll make sure he doesn't get killed
00:50:17you be careful yourself out there Dale
00:50:20away from me
00:50:21why?
00:50:22so I can stop you from shooting the first of the movies
00:50:24111 this is dispatch you got your ears on
00:50:34this is 111 go for dispatch
00:50:37hey Dan I got a weird one for you
00:50:41what's that
00:50:44woman claims her boyfriend was attacked by some kind of creature or something
00:50:50animal of some kind I guess
00:50:52okay have you called in search and rescue
00:50:55not yet
00:50:57could be a crank
00:50:59thought you might want to check it out for yourself before I call in the cavalry
00:51:04okay 10-4 hey what's the 20?
00:51:06uh
00:51:07614 North Desert Vista Drive
00:51:11wait that that's buddy Tyler's place
00:51:14yeah
00:51:15she said she was a friend of yours
00:51:18okay 10-4 stand by dispatch I'm on my way
00:51:22shone that light over there
00:51:36see something?
00:51:39no
00:51:40I can't see or hear a damn thing
00:51:42that's good right?
00:51:43no it's like something scared everything off of this damn mountain
00:51:47hey Dale
00:51:50I think we should go back to the house
00:51:52yeah dad I'm with Will on this one
00:51:55no
00:51:56did you hear that?
00:52:02quiet
00:52:03I got something
00:52:10what is that?
00:52:20is that cow tracks?
00:52:22have you ever seen a damn two-legged cow?
00:52:26alright this is getting really spooky we need to go back to the house
00:52:30yeah I think you're right
00:52:32yeah I think you're right
00:52:45the house is this way
00:52:46yeah
00:52:53Phil!
00:52:54oh god
00:53:00mom?
00:53:10what's going on?
00:53:11we don't quite know yet sweetheart
00:53:13who's she?
00:53:16and where's daddy?
00:53:22we gotta get out of here
00:53:23where's Will and your father?
00:53:25they're gone mom
00:53:26what does that mean they're gone?
00:53:28look we gotta get everybody in the cars
00:53:30and get out of here
00:53:31no David hold on
00:53:32where is my husband?
00:53:33everyone
00:53:34please
00:53:35where is Will?
00:53:36they're dead
00:53:37okay
00:53:38both of them ripped and straight by whatever that is out there
00:53:41what?
00:53:42no
00:53:43no way
00:53:44I'm on the phone with the police
00:53:45that's great but trust me
00:53:46we don't want to stay here
00:53:47we're safer here than we are out there
00:53:49and we'd be safer still going a hundred miles an hour away from this place
00:53:52come on
00:53:53I am not leaving here without your father
00:53:55me neither
00:53:56dad is dead
00:53:58okay mom
00:53:59him and Will both
00:54:00I'll get Troy
00:54:02get out of the way David
00:54:04what are you doing?
00:54:05get out of my way David
00:54:06no
00:54:07what is your name?
00:54:08Bonnie
00:54:09Bonnie you saw this thing
00:54:10would you please tell my mother and sister how bad an idea it is to go looking around out there?
00:54:14he's right
00:54:16if you saw the same thing that attacked us
00:54:19it's too late
00:54:20hello?
00:54:21ma'am?
00:54:22are you still there?
00:54:24yeah I'm here
00:54:25um
00:54:26but
00:54:27two other people
00:54:28have gone missing
00:54:30I heard a lot of shouting
00:54:32make sure everyone stays in the house
00:54:35secure all your doors and windows but don't leave
00:54:38help is on the way
00:54:40I'll try
00:54:42gotta find Addy
00:54:43mom
00:54:44come on
00:54:47Tommy
00:54:48no
00:54:49Ann Burke
00:54:50Fiona get over here
00:54:51pardon
00:54:52M gender
00:54:53get over here
00:54:58do
00:55:01go
00:55:02go
00:55:03go
00:55:04go
00:55:05go
00:55:06go
00:55:11111, Crescent back up, we're going to need a cadaver unit out here.
00:55:34Dale! Will! Daddy! Dad? Gotta find daddy. Tommy come back here! Dale where are you?
00:56:01Hey! Troy! The fuck, dad? Unbelievable. Are you this disconnected from reality? All hell is breaking loose out there and you're playing your stupid game!
00:56:17Whatever. Move! Now! Alright. Enough with the yelling. Car's leaving in 30 seconds and you're going to be in it. Shit.
00:56:29Error! Tommy! Dad!
00:56:51Error!
00:57:07These are mine, but I think they'll fit you.
00:57:13Hey baby, go get your stuff. I'm going to leave, okay?
00:57:29Fiona, you're going to come with us, okay?
00:57:33The police want us to stay here.
00:57:37Well that's because they have no idea what they're dealing with. Do they?
00:57:43Fuck it. We're leaving.
00:57:47No, ma'am. Do not leave the premises. I have to insist you stay on the line. Hello?
00:57:59Shit.
00:58:01Fuck, where's Troy? Troy!
00:58:05You're coming!
00:58:07You're coming! Damn!
00:58:09Dad? Grandpa?
00:58:11Tommy, stay close to me!
00:58:17What is that?
00:58:21No, Tommy!
00:58:23Dad?
00:58:25We have to go.
00:58:27Now!
00:58:29Mom?
00:58:31Right, Tommy!
00:58:33Right!
00:58:35Mom?
00:58:37Right, Tommy!
00:58:39Right!
00:58:41Ah!
00:58:43Ah!
00:58:44Ah!
00:58:45What?
00:58:47Marissa?
00:58:50Sure.
00:58:51Don't you go, Marissa?
00:58:52You're five minutes.
00:58:53Mom!
00:58:54Amber!
00:58:55Tommy!
00:58:56Where's your grandma and your mom?
00:58:58Okay, bye.
00:59:03You go, Marissa.
00:59:05Okay, bye. Be coming with us.
00:59:16Where's mom and grandma?
00:59:23That all you guys?
00:59:25Yeah.
00:59:27Never gonna knock gas gaslers again.
00:59:35Shit.
00:59:47Slow down, you're going too fast.
00:59:56David!
00:59:57Honey, please!
00:59:59Slow down before you kill Lamont!
01:00:00Shut up, shut up, shut up!
01:00:02Don't you tell me to shut up.
01:00:04You're distracting me!
01:00:07Keep it up and I guarantee you we're gonna have an accident.
01:00:09Fuck you!
01:00:31Everyone okay?
01:00:35No, Dad.
01:00:37Everyone alive at least?
01:00:43Shit.
01:00:46Okay.
01:00:51It's on foot from here I guess.
01:00:53Great plan, Uncle Dave.
01:00:55You got a better one, Fiona?
01:01:00How far is it to town from here?
01:01:05Fastest way will be through the desert.
01:01:07Let's go. Go.
01:01:12Babe?
01:01:16Baby?
01:01:17Oh my god.
01:01:30No.
01:01:34Mom?
01:01:35Mom?
01:01:37Mom?
01:01:39No, no, no.
01:02:01You killed her.
01:02:03You fucking freak, you killed her!
01:02:05I don't...
01:02:07You killed my mother.
01:02:09Hey, Roy!
01:02:11Come on, man! Get the damn hands off me, lady!
01:02:13Son, please, I'm so sorry.
01:02:19You gotta go.
01:02:21Nothing's still out there.
01:02:25Too late.
01:02:27He's already here.
01:02:29Okay.
01:02:31Mister, time to snap out of it.
01:02:33Let's go.
01:02:35No, you go. Get the kids to safety.
01:02:37Mister, they're as brave and then they're stupid.
01:02:39Let's go.
01:02:41Go!
01:02:43No!
01:02:45No!
01:02:47No!
01:02:49No!
01:02:51No!
01:02:53No!
01:02:55No!
01:02:57No!
01:03:11State police!
01:03:15State police, I'm coming in!
01:03:19State police!
01:03:21State police, come out with your hands up!
01:03:391-11 to dispatch.
01:03:41Go ahead.
01:03:43This place is deserted. There's nobody here.
01:03:45Yeah, the woman hung up on me.
01:03:47How do you want to proceed?
01:03:53Right now, I'm not too sure.
01:03:55Any word on my backup in that cadaver unit?
01:03:59I've called everyone, from the forest service to the county sheriff.
01:04:03Word's gone out, but all they'll tell me is they're en route.
01:04:07You gotta be kidding me.
01:04:09It's Christmas Eve, Dan.
01:04:11What do you want me to say?
01:04:13Look, just keep me posted, okay?
01:04:17Be careful out there, Dan.
01:04:19Something strange is going on.
01:04:29Come on, Troy. Hurry up.
01:04:31Eat me.
01:04:33Come on, sir. Do that for me if you don't hurry up.
01:04:35If you lose that backpack, we'll move faster.
01:04:37Yeah, what's in there anyways?
01:04:39Don't worry about it.
01:04:41Come on, guys.
01:04:43We're almost at Illinois and Coop's place.
01:04:45We'll catch you right back into town.
01:04:47Tommy, help him.
01:04:49Come on.
01:04:51I don't need your help. Half pint.
01:04:53Come on. Let's move.
01:04:55Come on. Come on.
01:05:05Hey, Coop, you're home. It's Bonnie.
01:05:07Bonnie.
01:05:13Hey, Coop.
01:05:14Bonnie.
01:05:15What the hell are you doing out here, girl?
01:05:17I'd tell you, but I don't think you'd believe us.
01:05:19Friends of yours?
01:05:21Listen, we need to get into town.
01:05:23You still got that old beater truck of yours?
01:05:25She don't run.
01:05:27She hasn't since last winter when her engine froze up on me.
01:05:29That's just wonderful.
01:05:35Well, come on in.
01:05:37Go ahead. Go.
01:05:39Go. Move.
01:05:41The place is a bit cramped, but do your best to make yourselves to home.
01:05:45We really can't stay. There's something after us.
01:05:49There's an evil moon in the sky tonight.
01:05:51I've seen this once before.
01:05:52When?
01:05:53I was a young man.
01:05:55Just about the age of this feller.
01:05:59I'd taken up with a gang of treasure hunters.
01:06:03Our leader was a fellow named Clay Olsen.
01:06:17He met this German that claimed to know the location of the Klaus Jünger loot.
01:06:23Who's Klaus Jünger?
01:06:25Klaus and Jünger were a pair of Hessian outlaws.
01:06:29Said to be the deadliest pistols of their day.
01:06:33They robbed every bank, stage, train, and pay house from here to Santa Fe.
01:06:39So you can imagine our excitement when we thought we'd found their stash.
01:06:43Did you find it?
01:06:44Yeah, but let's just say it wasn't what we expected.
01:06:47This is it, Clayton.
01:06:49Payday.
01:06:59What the hell?
01:07:11That looks like laundry.
01:07:13Way to feel something.
01:07:19It looked like a bust.
01:07:21All we found was this slick black stone about the size of a football.
01:07:25Wait, you mean like this?
01:07:29My rock!
01:07:31Where'd you get that?
01:07:32I found it this afternoon at the creek by my granddad's house.
01:07:35Well that's the one and that's why the Krampus is chasing you.
01:07:38The Krampus.
01:07:40All these years that Krampus has laid in wait.
01:07:43Now somehow one of y'all is waking him.
01:07:46Christ Coop, this is crazy even for you.
01:07:50I don't get it.
01:07:52How can a stupid rock cause all this?
01:07:54Cause it ain't no ordinary rock.
01:08:00What's that?
01:08:02I searched high and low to find this.
01:08:04I spent a whole lot of time.
01:08:10I knew for sure that one day it'd come in real handy.
01:08:15Oh, here we are.
01:08:16Well now that there is what's called the summoning stone.
01:08:20In ancient times it was used to bring evil spirits into the world.
01:08:24Trouble is, very few learned how to control a creature once summoned.
01:08:28Legend says Cleopatra was one, Saint Nicholas the other.
01:08:32Santa?
01:08:33Don't tell me you believe in Santa Claus.
01:08:36Well every legend is based on a shred of truth.
01:08:39Does this book tell us how to control him?
01:08:42Like Saint Nicholas?
01:08:44No, but it does tell us how to stop him.
01:08:46Great.
01:08:47How?
01:08:48Well here you have your elements.
01:08:52Earth, fire and water.
01:08:54Now it's fire that awakens him.
01:08:57One mere spark hits the stone.
01:08:59Then it brings the curse to life.
01:09:01But how do we reverse the curse?
01:09:03Well he must be returned to the nether world.
01:09:06Buried under stone and earth.
01:09:08Once his thirst for blood is quenched, he'll return himself as he did all those years ago.
01:09:13But since he's still chasing you, it's clear that he's not finished yet.
01:09:17So?
01:09:18So we have to bury him then.
01:09:21Great idea.
01:09:23Anyone got a shovel?
01:09:25Just a stone's throw from here is the entrance to the vulture mine.
01:09:28It was closed back in the 1880's when the diggers hit the water table.
01:09:32This is really crazy.
01:09:34How are we supposed to get him to go in there?
01:09:36Well that's the easy part.
01:09:37The Krampus is drawn to the stone.
01:09:39We bring that with us into the mine and rest assured he'll follow.
01:09:42We bring him close, we light the fuse and run like hell and we bring the whole mountain down on him.
01:09:47Light the fuse?
01:09:48Yeah.
01:09:49Dynamite.
01:09:53No.
01:09:54No.
01:09:55This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
01:09:56Coop, our best bet is to get to town and get some help.
01:09:59What kind of help you reckon you'll find there?
01:10:01Bullets won't kill him.
01:10:02Hell, an A-bomb won't.
01:10:04Are you the folks that's woken him up?
01:10:06And that's who he's after.
01:10:07So even if you make it to town, a lot of good people are gonna die.
01:10:10Then we have to stop him.
01:10:11Well I've studied Krampus all my life.
01:10:14And I know that the only way to stop him after he's awoken is to send him back to the depths of hell.
01:10:19People said I was crazy.
01:10:21But I knew that one day he'd awaken and come back to finish what he started.
01:10:25And at long last that time is here.
01:10:27What in the hell?
01:10:29It only glows like that when he's close.
01:10:34It's time to move.
01:10:41Alright, let's go.
01:10:43You still don't like this Coop?
01:10:52Alright, this is it.
01:10:53Stay close.
01:10:55It's okay, go home.
01:10:59Let's go.
01:11:00Let's go.
01:11:01Let's go.
01:11:28I can't.
01:11:29Fuck this.
01:11:31I need a break.
01:11:32Here I can hold it.
01:11:33Get away.
01:11:34Okay.
01:11:35Come on.
01:11:36Fuck off.
01:11:38Fine.
01:11:39Go on Tom.
01:11:40You're gonna keep moving.
01:11:59Go on.
01:12:00Here we go.
01:12:01Okay.
01:12:02Let's go.
01:12:04Oh, man.
01:12:05No.
01:12:14Right back up now.
01:12:24This here is the spot. Now let's plant us some dynamite.
01:12:54Well that should do it. Blow this here pillar and the whole damn cave should come down.
01:13:13What? You're gonna blow this place up with us in here?
01:13:16Well I'm gonna blow it but by the time the fuses go we'll be home free.
01:13:19Sure about that coop.
01:13:24He's coming.
01:13:26Mine! Go and get him out of here! Go! Run! Run! Run! Go! Go!
01:13:40Go! Go! Go! Go!
01:13:43I see you in hell demon!
01:13:54I'll be damned.
01:13:56I'll be damned.
01:13:58Don't have to fall down.
01:14:00Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
01:14:05Go! Go!
01:14:06I'll be damned.
01:14:25Are you guys okay?
01:14:31Merry Christmas, Dan.
01:14:32Is there anybody else up there?
01:14:35Troy.
01:14:36Okay. All right. Come on. Come on, guys. Let's go. Come on. Come on.
01:14:40111 to dispatch. I have them. They're safe.
01:14:41It's in the second unit. Come on, guys.
01:14:44Come on.
01:14:44Fuck.
01:14:59FUNK!
01:15:11FUNK?
01:15:29Arrgh!
01:15:35Arrgh!
01:15:39Arrgh!
01:15:41Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:16:11Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:16:41Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:17:11Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:17:41Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah
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