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Malice in Wonderland (2010) is a modern fantasy adventure inspired by the timeless tale of Alice in Wonderland. Starring Maggie Grace, Danny Dyer, and Nathaniel Parker, the movie follows a young woman who finds herself in a strange and colorful world full of mystery, quirky characters, and self-discovery. With stylish visuals and creative storytelling, this film offers a unique re-imagining of a beloved classic, blending imagination, humor, and heart.
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00:00:30If you say you'll burn your car, if you'll burn that motor car, and I know it is faux pas, and I know it is faux pas, if she means that much to you, if there's nothing you won't do, yeah you'll burn it through and through, yeah you'll burn it through and through.
00:01:00Oh, burn my head back to me.
00:01:06Oh, burn my head back to me.
00:01:18Oh, burn my head back to me.
00:01:20Oh, burn my head back to me.
00:01:22Oh, burn my head back to me.
00:01:26Oh, burn my head back to me.
00:01:28Oh, burn my head back to me.
00:01:30Oh, burn my head back to me.
00:01:32Oh, burn my head back to me.
00:01:34Oh, burn my head back to me.
00:01:36Oh, burn my head back to me.
00:01:38Oh, burn my head back to me.
00:01:40Oh, burn my head back to me.
00:01:42Oh, burn my head back to me.
00:01:44Oh, burn my head back to me.
00:01:46Through and through
00:01:47Yeah, you'll burn it through and through
00:01:51Bring your head back to me
00:01:58Bring your head back to me
00:02:16Come on, here's the head back to me
00:02:19Come on, here's the head back to me
00:02:26Come on, here's the head back to me
00:02:46Spearsome change, miss?
00:02:51Do you know where Hulme Street is?
00:02:53Hulme?
00:02:54H-U-L-M-E.
00:02:55My mum lives there.
00:02:57Used to.
00:03:03You'll get it back.
00:03:05Later.
00:03:09I used to know a woman lived on Hulme Street.
00:03:16This way!
00:03:43Get down!
00:03:46Hey!
00:03:49Fuck!
00:03:50Idiots!
00:03:58Lights!
00:03:59Lights!
00:04:00Gotta get me there.
00:04:01Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:04:14Wait!
00:04:15Move it!
00:04:16Come on, get up.
00:04:17Would you want a fucking Oscar?
00:04:20Look at the time.
00:04:21Look at the bloody time.
00:04:22Nine minutes late here, nine there.
00:04:23I'm late in two places at once.
00:04:27Listen.
00:04:28I ain't got time for this.
00:04:29I wish I did, but I ain't.
00:04:30I'm a minus minister.
00:04:31Hey!
00:04:32I saw that.
00:04:33I saw that.
00:04:34Boobs.
00:04:35She's out of it.
00:04:36She's one of them fucking binge drinkers.
00:04:37Where is it you want?
00:04:38Let's be having you.
00:04:39Yep.
00:04:40Come on.
00:04:41I'll leave, please.
00:04:42I'll leave, please.
00:04:43That's it.
00:04:44No problem.
00:04:45Just leave it off.
00:04:46She'll be right as well.
00:04:47Don't worry.
00:04:48Right, okay.
00:04:49Here you go.
00:04:50Let's see it.
00:04:51Here you go.
00:04:52Let's see it.
00:04:53Let's see it.
00:04:54Leave it right here.
00:04:55Leave it right here.
00:04:56Leave it.
00:04:57Leave it.
00:04:58Leave it.
00:04:59Leave it.
00:05:00There's no time here.
00:05:01No time.
00:05:02No time.
00:05:03No time.
00:05:04What the fuck?
00:05:08Hello.
00:05:18I'm late.
00:05:23Whitey's rules number one, no dying.
00:05:27Rule two, no puking.
00:05:30Rule three, no nothing else.
00:05:33No time for ER.
00:05:35I've got to pick up to make.
00:05:36Nothing's going to stand in my way.
00:05:38Get ready for the land that time forgot.
00:05:54This isn't right.
00:05:56Yank?
00:05:58Lost fucking Angela's This Is Not.
00:06:01Where are you taking me?
00:06:04Home, eventually.
00:06:05But the party first.
00:06:07Harrods.
00:06:10What's your name?
00:06:11My name?
00:06:17I can't remember.
00:06:20About a bang on the head?
00:06:21Yeah, that's Ammon, no, what is it?
00:06:24It's, um, Anamases.
00:06:28Lost your fucking memory.
00:06:30Your knees.
00:06:32Your nerves.
00:06:34Shhh.
00:06:35Give your breath.
00:06:36What's this one here?
00:06:37I can't wait for it.
00:06:41Yeah, wallop.
00:06:45For your head.
00:06:47Now, listen to me.
00:06:49I want you to pop one of them down your rabbit hole.
00:06:51They're going to knock you out at first.
00:06:53But afterwards, you are going to be as sharp as shit.
00:06:57Trust me.
00:06:57Trust me.
00:07:02I'm a doctor.
00:07:06I'll do prescriptions.
00:07:09People tell me what they need.
00:07:11And I'll nick you.
00:07:15Got to get me there.
00:07:20Late.
00:07:26Harry Hunt.
00:07:29Big boss.
00:07:31Just got out of jail.
00:07:33Big party.
00:07:34Best present ever.
00:07:40Pure and uncut.
00:07:42Special import.
00:07:44Got to get me that tie for her.
00:07:46Tie?
00:07:47Uh-huh.
00:07:47Uh-huh.
00:07:52Mr. Griffin.
00:07:53Look, I have to warn you.
00:07:54To warn you.
00:07:55Mr. Griffin.
00:07:57What's in here?
00:07:58May change your life forever.
00:08:00You sure?
00:08:01Yes.
00:08:03Sure?
00:08:04Yes.
00:08:05Change your life forever.
00:08:06I called a private investigator.
00:08:08Mr. Griffin.
00:08:08Those tweedle gum and tweedle dig.
00:08:15Those tweedle gum and tweedle dig.
00:08:17Oof!
00:08:38What's in here?
00:08:52Ha!
00:08:54Oh.
00:08:56Oh, yes.
00:08:58Who are you?
00:09:00I know who I am.
00:09:01Who are you?
00:09:04Drugs.
00:09:06For your breath.
00:09:07I don't know.
00:09:07Me neither.
00:09:09This is getting me nowhere.
00:09:12Depends where you want to be.
00:09:13My head.
00:09:16Wait.
00:09:18Is that my bag?
00:09:22You've got my bag!
00:09:24That's my bag!
00:09:27As soon as I woke up, I said today was going to be a bad day.
00:09:31That's seven words, three seconds to say,
00:09:34and already I'm late getting out of bed.
00:09:36Time snowballs.
00:09:38Second here, second there,
00:09:40and now I've missed my delivery.
00:09:43Oi!
00:09:45Where's my goods?
00:09:49Well, that's fucking specific.
00:09:51I've tied the takings.
00:09:53I've tied the takings.
00:09:57I've tied the takings.
00:10:13I've tied the takings.
00:10:17Oh!
00:10:19Come back!
00:10:20And not one.
00:10:21Tosspot has reached Target.
00:10:26Wait!
00:10:27Target's too hard, Gonzo.
00:10:29Is it?
00:10:38Where's the diddy man?
00:10:41Right, come, son.
00:10:42Oh, here he is.
00:10:44All right.
00:10:44Fourteen quid on the mad mouse.
00:10:50I had to shut down.
00:10:52The track wasn't safe.
00:10:53Not safe.
00:10:55Not safe is good.
00:10:57Right.
00:10:58If the track cracks...
00:11:00No!
00:11:01How far's the fall?
00:11:02No, no.
00:11:03Gonzo, Gonzo!
00:11:05No!
00:11:05No!
00:11:07Wait!
00:11:08Wait!
00:11:09Hey!
00:11:14That bag and the money, he stole it.
00:11:21Give it back.
00:11:23What have I said about women?
00:11:25She followed me in.
00:11:26Girls are trouble.
00:11:28Women are double.
00:11:30A double.
00:11:34What are you, runaway?
00:11:35Eh?
00:11:36Suicide.
00:11:41Not, er...
00:11:42Junkie.
00:11:44Don't have a problem to work here, lassie.
00:11:45Yeah!
00:11:46I've got flatulence.
00:11:48One more fat back.
00:11:49And I've got halitosis.
00:11:51Saint Gonzo.
00:11:52That's me.
00:11:53Employer of the flotsam and jetsam.
00:11:57I have got a problem, actually.
00:11:59Oh.
00:12:00I can't remember.
00:12:02Names.
00:12:03Places.
00:12:04I'll have to think of a few places for you.
00:12:06My mind's a blank.
00:12:08Well, do you hear that, lads?
00:12:10The lady's lost her memory.
00:12:13You lot better look for it.
00:12:15Whoa!
00:12:22Step into my office.
00:12:24I'm not sure if I should.
00:12:26Then you're not sure if you shouldn't.
00:12:27What do you say, you and I, we have a little private party.
00:12:45We were going to Harry's party.
00:12:49Harry Hunt?
00:12:51Rhymes with...
00:12:53What's a...
00:12:55What's an old devil like him to an angel like you, eh?
00:13:00I should go find out.
00:13:01You're good.
00:13:03You are very good.
00:13:05I've seen pork more kosher.
00:13:09You're here to sniff out what I've bought him, aren't you?
00:13:12Eh?
00:13:12What gift?
00:13:14I've bought him to make me his number one geezer.
00:13:18You're a spy.
00:13:21I...
00:13:21I don't have any idea what you're talking about.
00:13:23Oh, yeah.
00:13:24Who's your daddy?
00:13:25Where are you from?
00:13:26Who are you with?
00:13:29Why...
00:13:30Why?
00:13:31Why...
00:13:31Why, why, why, why, why, why?
00:13:32Because I'm asking.
00:13:34That's why.
00:13:35Whitey.
00:13:35White...
00:13:36Whitey?
00:13:36Well, don't you, Lord?
00:13:41Er...
00:13:42So...
00:13:43Where is he?
00:13:46Here?
00:13:48He's...
00:13:49Picking up something for...
00:13:51Picking up...
00:13:53Something for Harry.
00:13:54What?
00:13:58Go get me there.
00:13:59I'm late.
00:14:00Go get me a toy for Harry.
00:14:03Toy?
00:14:04Toy, my ass!
00:14:06Ty.
00:14:10Ty's a green channel of customs.
00:14:15He's got him something special.
00:14:18I'd like to know what.
00:14:22Now!
00:14:27Mr. Big.
00:14:28What class A delights of you robbed for us tonight?
00:14:32You're in no state to get lippy.
00:14:34Whitey's got your money.
00:14:35I wouldn't have hurt you, you know that.
00:14:43Adios.
00:14:47Hey, thanks.
00:14:49For what?
00:14:50You're saving me.
00:14:51It's ain't over, Whitey.
00:14:53The only bird worth saving is Her Majesty.
00:14:54You get him a tie, I'll get him a shirt.
00:14:57If you don't mind, I've got a heart attack plan.
00:14:59You get him shoes, I'll get him a handbag.
00:15:01What I've got is till 10 o'clock to find the best present ever in the history of the world for Harry.
00:15:06Four eyes are better than two.
00:15:10Four eyes are better than two.
00:15:10Four eyes are better than two.
00:15:25So who is this stupid Harry anyway?
00:15:28We'll have your head sign that.
00:15:29Harry's been inside.
00:15:38Word is, Harry's organised a big bank job.
00:15:41Massive.
00:15:42Millions waiting to be robbed.
00:15:45Everybody wants him.
00:15:47That's why the fight to get him the biggest, best is coming out of prison.
00:15:50To buy his favour.
00:15:51When Harry picks his team for the big one, he's making millionaires.
00:16:02He don't do nothing by halves, Harry, see?
00:16:04He sorted out the clubs and their owners.
00:16:08Then there was the diamond geezers.
00:16:11I believe that got messy.
00:16:14Then the spades tried muscling in.
00:16:17Last one dead was the DJ.
00:16:21Does like his music.
00:16:22There's Harry.
00:16:23Hoo-hoo!
00:16:25George Michael.
00:16:26Pet shop boys.
00:16:28Liberace.
00:16:29He sounds...
00:16:31Fascinating.
00:16:33I've heard Harry called a lot of F-words.
00:16:35Fascinating's a new one.
00:16:37Tonight's his coming out party.
00:16:39Everyone who's anyone will be showering him with gifts.
00:16:42Except me, because mine's gone walkabout.
00:16:44Well, he might not notice.
00:16:46I mean, he'll be busy with his other presents.
00:16:48He's got the all-seeing eye.
00:16:49He'll make Sal and look like Stevie Wonder.
00:16:52That's why I've got to pull something big out of the hat.
00:16:54Now, come on, come on.
00:16:55Just think, think, think.
00:16:59I think...
00:17:00I think I might hurl.
00:17:05Medication on an empty stomach, not good.
00:17:08Always read the label.
00:17:09Sexy girl.
00:17:19The Imperial.
00:17:20Stuff with chicken, shish, donna, some other dead thing.
00:17:24Only 9,000 points on Weight Watchers.
00:17:27Mmm.
00:17:29Never tasted anything like it.
00:17:31Half a goat in there, easy.
00:17:32Now, order of the day.
00:17:35Where do I get a man who can rob everything?
00:17:39Well, what's he into?
00:17:41Banks, security vehicles, blokes.
00:17:45Does he like art?
00:17:48Randy, art is getting a spelling right on your tattoo.
00:17:53What about a cake?
00:17:55Who buys a mob boss a cake?
00:17:56Someone who cares.
00:17:58Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:17:59Nice one, Brittany.
00:18:02That's not my name.
00:18:03You don't know who you are,
00:18:04so you don't know who you're not.
00:18:06Now.
00:18:08There's got to be something in here.
00:18:10With your name on it.
00:18:10Yeah, it's personal.
00:18:11Yeah, only to you, and we don't know you,
00:18:13so it's not, is it not?
00:18:17Okay.
00:18:18Okay.
00:18:20Proper nip tucked.
00:18:23Lippy.
00:18:24Vegetarian's Guide to London.
00:18:30Radio thingy.
00:18:34Is this where you're staying?
00:18:36Could be.
00:18:37Well, I know one thing.
00:18:38What?
00:18:40You're loaded.
00:18:44Let's call him.
00:18:45Let's find out if I'm checked in.
00:18:46All right, gov.
00:18:47Any guests missing?
00:18:49I'm very sorry, sir.
00:18:50I couldn't possibly divulge.
00:18:51Come on.
00:18:52500 rooms.
00:18:53What else?
00:18:55Dodgson Industries, New York.
00:18:57Okay, we have to call that one.
00:18:59Call it off.
00:19:00The States is a five reward.
00:19:01Come on.
00:19:03My whole life could be at the end of the line.
00:19:07Please.
00:19:09I mean, I'm taking hits in the clock.
00:19:11I'm taking hits in the pockets.
00:19:14You know, I'm taking punches all over.
00:19:15Okay, it's ringing.
00:19:27Answering machine.
00:19:28What do I say?
00:19:29If you're missing a girl, call this number.
00:19:31004477887900038.
00:19:35I think I'm going to be sick again.
00:20:02Whoa.
00:20:03It can't be something you ate.
00:20:09Now, listen.
00:20:12I know a place where I can get the cake.
00:20:15We do the party.
00:20:17I'll drive you to London.
00:20:18Five-star show fridge.
00:20:20To your five-star hotel.
00:20:22Promise.
00:20:24That's really kind of you.
00:20:26I just feel like that would take forever.
00:20:29You know, maybe longer.
00:20:31And I just have to find another way.
00:20:35I know.
00:20:37I was supposed to do something important.
00:20:42And I don't know what it is.
00:20:46Well, babe, I want shot to you ASAP PFQ.
00:20:50If there was another way, then I'm sure that I would have...
00:20:52I've just thought of one.
00:20:55Yeah?
00:20:55Jesus Christ.
00:21:18Right, it's a 20.
00:21:28Should get you to London.
00:21:30Thanks.
00:21:31Hmm.
00:21:35When's the next bus?
00:21:37I'll be honest with you, darling.
00:21:38I ain't got a clue.
00:21:39What?
00:21:48Just having one last butchers in case I have to bang one out later.
00:21:52Now I'm being a gentleman.
00:21:53I'm not taking advantage.
00:21:55Okay?
00:21:59I bet I regret this.
00:22:00Ah, it's a freezer.
00:22:18I'm not taking advantage of all the people.
00:22:36Hey!
00:22:43Hey!
00:22:44Hey!
00:22:44Hey!
00:22:45Hey!
00:22:45Hey!
00:22:46Hey!
00:22:46Hey!
00:22:47Hey!
00:22:47Hey!
00:22:47Hey!
00:22:48Hey!
00:22:48Quiet night.
00:22:52So, sir?
00:22:53Liar.
00:22:54I've got just what you're looking for right here.
00:22:58A duchy mansion.
00:23:00Don't you fucking touch it.
00:23:02Nice tie.
00:23:05Silky, smooth.
00:23:08Leave it.
00:23:09Business first.
00:23:10This little gift you've imported for Harry is easily the best.
00:23:14You will be pleased.
00:23:16That's why I want a share.
00:23:19Deal?
00:23:20No share.
00:23:21No deal.
00:23:22No way.
00:23:23Not even halfway.
00:23:26Get him a cake.
00:23:28Who makes a mob boss a cake?
00:23:33Someone who cares.
00:23:34Someone who cares.
00:23:36Yes.
00:23:38We'll give him the tie and the cake.
00:23:43I say we, but it could just as easily be I.
00:23:45You know you can't deliver.
00:23:48You never leave the house.
00:23:49And you know you can't deliver.
00:23:51You haven't got the goods.
00:23:53Deal?
00:23:56Deal.
00:23:57You look like death.
00:24:08I feel like death.
00:24:20What makes me feel good?
00:24:21Music.
00:24:22Music.
00:24:23Music.
00:24:24Music.
00:24:25Music.
00:24:26Music.
00:24:26Music.
00:24:26Music.
00:24:26Music.
00:24:28Music.
00:24:28Music.
00:24:30Music.
00:24:31Music.
00:24:35You're listening to KHFM.
00:24:38I'm Felix Chester with the memory mix on 99.9.
00:24:43Where does it hurt you, baby?
00:24:48My guts and my brain.
00:24:52I hear you.
00:24:54You hear me?
00:24:55Now, hear this.
00:24:59I'm listening.
00:25:00Broken frames.
00:25:11So dark inside.
00:25:17Faces mismatched.
00:25:21Trickle out in a line.
00:25:24Waves of shadows, scattered dreams, where are you, where are you, trying to find what do I see?
00:25:50Pictures that rhyme, colors that breathe, I need to discover the heart, find my life here, let him
00:26:20When do I take this?
00:26:22When do I take this?
00:26:23When do I take this?
00:26:24I wasn't saying.
00:26:25Trying to find what do I see?
00:26:27Just do.
00:26:29Mom.
00:26:31Mom.
00:26:33Pictures that rhyme, colors that breathe.
00:26:40Mom.
00:26:41Please.
00:26:42Please.
00:26:43Trying to find what do I see?
00:26:48Alice?
00:26:49Dad.
00:26:50Cut the trip short.
00:26:51Sorry, I've had to cut the trip short.
00:26:53Sorry.
00:26:54Dad.
00:26:55Sorry, dear.
00:26:56I've had to cut the trip short.
00:26:57Board meeting.
00:26:58Board meeting.
00:26:59Board meeting.
00:27:00Board meeting.
00:27:01Dad.
00:27:02Dad.
00:27:03I think we both know why we're leaving early.
00:27:07I think we both know why we're leaving early.
00:27:08I think we both know why we're leaving early.
00:27:14Dad.
00:27:15Dad, I'm sorry.
00:27:16I'm sorry.
00:27:17I'm sorry.
00:27:18After her.
00:27:19Dad.
00:27:20Dad.
00:27:21Dad.
00:27:22Dad, I'm sorry.
00:27:23I'm sorry.
00:27:24After her.
00:27:26Dad.
00:27:27Dad.
00:27:28I'm sorry.
00:27:29I'm sorry.
00:27:33After her.
00:27:56More on tonight's kidnap story.
00:27:58Police have launched a nationwide search for Alice Dodgson, 19,
00:28:02who was brutally snatched from a London street this evening.
00:28:05Billionaire Lewis Dodgson has posted a $10 million reward
00:28:08for the return of his daughter.
00:28:10Eyewitness reports say she was bundled into a black cab.
00:28:14Billionaire's over.
00:28:26Please.
00:28:42999.
00:28:47Yes, um, I would like to report that I'm sick
00:28:55and my head's spinning and my gut's sick
00:28:58and, um, I'm very lost.
00:29:01Yes, um, I'm in a phone booth at a bus stop.
00:29:06My name.
00:29:08Sorry, I don't know.
00:29:10Have I taken some drugs?
00:29:12Yes. Yes.
00:29:14Um...
00:29:17Great.
00:29:19Cheerio.
00:29:21Ta-ta Wheaties.
00:29:23Stupid country.
00:29:26Ugh.
00:29:27What you looking for?
00:29:28Uh...
00:29:29A pick-me-up?
00:29:30Four and three, five and two, six and one.
00:29:33Lucky I is here now before delivery is done.
00:29:36What? Mr...
00:29:37Drop the mister.
00:29:38See this eye.
00:29:39I'm no pillar, I'm a cat.
00:29:40Postman chiller is where I'm at.
00:29:41I think it's the police.
00:29:42Oh, what...
00:29:43No.
00:29:44Oh, no.
00:29:45What?
00:29:46lucky eyes here now before delivery is done what mr. drop to mr. see this eye
00:29:55I'm no pillar I'm a cat postman chiller is where I'm at
00:30:08I think it's the police
00:30:12what are you doing from the SPG the mother's a lock you down and throw away the key I haven't done
00:30:19anything tell it to the judge to sentence his life and it don't but my hooker she's a looker hit me
00:30:27scratch and I even let you please to meet you please one here is not to be trusted step out of
00:30:34you is bust i can't spend it i can't spend it two on a villa with me you'll got one on a boat
00:30:41another meal on motors a box at the mighty hammers i can't spend it i can't spend it
00:30:51London a cabbie said he'd taken me but then he disappeared he didn't seem honest and he isn't
00:30:58as i feared infected with the rhyme check it out now downtown
00:31:05next drop lloyd street number 31 to first class for a john named john it seems a little late to
00:31:12deliver the post au contraire now's when folks need it most baby you got email oh
00:31:20you sold drugs seen a ride but the pill on the planet i don't know when you can't buy
00:31:25it oh well these don't seem to be working and i need to get my memory back from where it is lurking
00:31:33for your hair beats that's a heavy part you better see a doc before you open up the top
00:31:39but i've already taken one why have i taken two i can't remember old stuff and now i can't remember new
00:31:55you think yourself smart i wish it was me take your hat and be who you want to be
00:32:10no but how can i be who i want to be when i am who i am when memories come back some you keep on some
00:32:17you trash in the con even though the cards just rearrange the deal we pick you up one we drop you
00:32:23down too if i get to the party my driver's inside no access to the party without an invitation where can
00:32:31i get one i get one i know just location
00:32:40fuck
00:32:45thanks for the ride
00:32:57bump the duchess when you meet her inside ciao from the hydropanic bunny and klyde
00:33:03oh
00:33:22hello i'm looking for the duchess
00:33:31i'm looking for the duchess
00:33:53I ordered oxtail, not monogatony.
00:34:05Too spicy.
00:34:11What are you doing at my desk?
00:34:16I'm trying to get to the party.
00:34:18Ah, yes.
00:34:19I've been invited, but I shan't go.
00:34:22Why not?
00:34:23I like my head where it is.
00:34:26On my shoulders.
00:34:28The invitation is yours in exchange for one thing.
00:34:32Knowledge.
00:34:34Of what?
00:34:35Of you.
00:34:37But, look, I don't know anything about me.
00:34:41You make my gossip nose twitch like freshly peppered soup.
00:34:46It is you.
00:34:47There's cameras everywhere, isn't it?
00:34:48Eyes, darling.
00:34:50Eyes.
00:34:50So, why would an inconsequence like you want to go to some awful do?
00:34:57Whitey will be there.
00:34:59I need him.
00:35:01He owes me a ride home.
00:35:02And what's so good about home?
00:35:05Home?
00:35:09I can't think.
00:35:10Then don't slither into your subconscious, your subterranean brain.
00:35:19What comes into your mind?
00:35:25Horses.
00:35:26What about your family?
00:35:31Hmm?
00:35:32Siblings?
00:35:34Boyfriend?
00:35:36My head's spinning.
00:35:38I forget.
00:35:38I was going to meet my mum.
00:35:46And then I got hit by a taxi and now...
00:35:48TBI.
00:35:50Traumatic brain injury.
00:35:51Yeah.
00:35:52Caused by falls, blows to the head and, most commonly, road accidents.
00:35:57Yeah, to your right.
00:35:58It's as plain as the face on your nose.
00:36:20Complete cognitive crash here in the temporal lobe,
00:36:23the medial thalamus and the orbital frontal lobe.
00:36:26Is that bad?
00:36:27Oh, there are signs of improvement.
00:36:30You're taking pills?
00:36:31For my head.
00:36:32Good.
00:36:38What is all that?
00:36:40These are the things that you know.
00:36:43But none of them make any sense.
00:36:45The mind is a maze of memories and knowledge.
00:36:49But how will I ever unjumble it all?
00:36:51You can't unravel the complex until you have mastered the most simple.
00:36:56Starting with...
00:37:01Where am I?
00:37:04Top drawer on the right.
00:37:08Yes.
00:37:09Follow the red lights.
00:37:12Red means go.
00:37:14Goodbye.
00:37:19Hate to turn red.
00:37:19Hate to turn red.
00:37:20Hate to turn red.
00:37:21Hate to turn red.
00:37:22You've seen a girl.
00:37:2320.
00:37:23Blond hair.
00:37:24Fit.
00:37:25Let me go.
00:37:36Let me go.
00:37:52Hey. Hey, come back.
00:37:56I know you.
00:37:59Oh!
00:38:22Woo-hoo!
00:38:29Hold on, mate.
00:38:31Hey, come back.
00:38:46Please come back!
00:38:52Alice!
00:39:07Come back.
00:39:10You ain't ready to leave.
00:39:12Who's there?
00:39:13DJ Felix on KHFM, saying,
00:39:17Stay tuned for essential platters, minimum chatter, and circular sound sensations.
00:39:26Circles. Circles.
00:39:29We all move in circles.
00:39:32This doesn't feel like a circle.
00:39:34We think we're going in a straight line, but what goes around, comes around.
00:39:43Is that a riddle?
00:39:44What has no conditions, but one condition.
00:39:49That's a riddle.
00:39:51Is that...
00:39:55Is that my riddle?
00:39:56It's my riddle.
00:39:58It's your answer.
00:40:01Find it.
00:40:02And find yourself.
00:40:10Hey!
00:40:13Stop!
00:40:21Stop!
00:40:22Stop!
00:40:23Stop!
00:40:24Stop!
00:40:25Stop!
00:40:26Stop!
00:40:27Stop!
00:40:28Stop!
00:40:29Stop!
00:40:30Stop!
00:40:31Stop!
00:40:32Stop!
00:40:33Stop!
00:40:34Stop!
00:40:35Stop!
00:40:36Stop!
00:40:37Stop!
00:40:38Stop!
00:40:39Stop!
00:40:40Stop!
00:40:41Stop!
00:40:42Stop!
00:40:43Stop!
00:40:44Stop!
00:40:45Stop!
00:40:46Stop!
00:40:47Stop!
00:40:48Stop!
00:40:49Confits, confits, confits, confits.
00:40:51Confits, confits, confits, confits!
00:40:54Wow, wow, wow!
00:40:57Yummy, yummy.
00:40:59Why didn't you stop?
00:41:02Both needy changing.
00:41:04Painting the town red.
00:41:08Wait, weren't you the one who...
00:41:10Was it me?
00:41:12Maybe you came across me brother.
00:41:14You is well buff.
00:41:16You looking for business?
00:41:18I'm looking for Hart's nightclub.
00:41:19You're miles away.
00:41:21Well, I was hoping to get a ride.
00:41:24Fuck a duck.
00:41:26I'll give you the ride of your life.
00:41:28Ladies call me off.
00:41:30Un-fucking-forgettable.
00:41:33And it ain't for my looks, even though they is impressive.
00:41:39Wait here, yeah?
00:41:45Un-forgettable.
00:41:48You need to remember more.
00:41:54You need to remember more.
00:41:56Bill Tee!
00:41:57Sugar!
00:41:58Do-do-do-do!
00:42:00Up!
00:42:01Robe!
00:42:02Breeze!
00:42:03Sticky pot!
00:42:08For your head!
00:42:09Your head!
00:42:10Take care of them!
00:42:12Be who you wanna be!
00:42:13Make a choice!
00:42:14Oh, your father flies to London.
00:42:16Your father flies to...
00:42:17Your father flies to...
00:42:18Mom.
00:42:19You should go with him.
00:42:20You should go with him.
00:42:22You should go with him.
00:42:23Hop out for two and a half.
00:42:24Let me just come back.
00:42:25Some you keep on some, you're trash in the car.
00:42:27You only have your interests at heart.
00:42:29I wanted you to meet Wolfgang.
00:42:30Mom.
00:42:31The hundredth time I can find my own dates.
00:42:33I'm not some kind of commodity.
00:42:34I'm not some kind of commodity.
00:42:35You're a Dodgson and we'll act according to you.
00:42:36It's you, LME.
00:42:37My mom's still there.
00:42:38It's you, LME.
00:42:39Wakey, wakey.
00:42:40Class.
00:42:41What did you do to my hair?
00:42:42It's disgusting!
00:42:43Oh, disgusting's what we like, my girl.
00:42:44No, a bit of French is handy.
00:42:45And you get double if you do agree.
00:42:46Disgusting's why you're up for the job.
00:42:47My little strawberry tar.
00:42:48No, there must be some misunderstanding.
00:42:49I don't need a job.
00:42:50I'm just passing through.
00:42:52I'm passing through.
00:42:53Let me see.
00:42:54I'm passing through.
00:42:55I'm passing through.
00:42:56You're a dodgson and it's wrong.
00:42:57I'm passing through.
00:42:58You're a dodgson and will act according to you.
00:42:59I'm passing through.
00:43:00You're a dodgson and will act according to you.
00:43:01My mum's still there.
00:43:03I'm still there.
00:43:04I'm walking.
00:43:05My mum's still there.
00:43:06My mum's still there.
00:43:07There must be some misunderstanding. I don't need a job. I'm just passing through.
00:43:11You were passed through when you paid your dues.
00:43:13Top hairdo like that's not cheap, huh?
00:43:1610-4, headed to Earl Grey. Do you copy?
00:43:19I'll change it now. I'll change it.
00:43:21Oh, come on.
00:43:22Now, you know what you need inside you before you get anything else inside you?
00:43:27A nice cup of tea.
00:43:29I don't drink tea.
00:43:31What?
00:43:33No tea!
00:43:35Where did we drag you from? Maers!
00:43:37All right, Hattie. Next trucker, please. Keep coming.
00:43:40Finn Burton's Hotel, London.
00:43:42Permanent residence, Hamptons, Long Island, New York, United States.
00:43:47Yeah, calm down!
00:43:49I know where Dad is.
00:43:53Listen, I... I just need to get to Harry's, so...
00:43:57Harry? Harry Hunt?
00:43:59Oh! Oh, there's a charmer! Oh, Harry Hunt!
00:44:04You know his favourite calories?
00:44:06Red.
00:44:07Yeah, I love red.
00:44:08A proper psycho is Harry.
00:44:10You have an amazing sound.
00:44:13Apart from being a complete psycho!
00:44:16Hey, I'm sorry. I just don't have time for this.
00:44:18Oh, no, you're right, you're right.
00:44:19Time is money, and your time is my time.
00:44:21So get off and get out of it.
00:44:23What?
00:44:24What kind of place is this?
00:44:26What?
00:44:27Third part.
00:44:28A greasy spoon-arney.
00:44:30My mobile-brothel.
00:44:32Yeah, and I'm first up.
00:44:34Yeah.
00:44:35Dibs.
00:44:36Oh, dibs.
00:44:37Oh!
00:44:38Oh!
00:44:39Me!
00:44:40Me!
00:44:41Me!
00:44:42Elgrave to Hattie.
00:44:43Next silly trucker.
00:44:4410-4.
00:44:45Hattie to Elgrave.
00:44:46Roger the note.
00:44:47Do you copy?
00:44:48I change.
00:44:49Nice.
00:44:50Get off me.
00:44:52Listen, um, I need to get to Hart's.
00:44:55Can anyone give me a ride?
00:44:56Me!
00:44:57Me!
00:44:58Read the sign.
00:44:59Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
00:45:00There's only one madam.
00:45:01Here, madam.
00:45:02Break her in.
00:45:03Don't be checked.
00:45:04Yeah, nice.
00:45:05What?
00:45:06Come on.
00:45:07What are you doing?
00:45:08Get off me!
00:45:09Go on!
00:45:10Don't bother!
00:45:11Get your hands off me!
00:45:18Let go of me!
00:45:19Get your hands off!
00:45:20No, is it?
00:45:22Send more meat on a buggy's cock.
00:45:24Heath.
00:45:27Nice.
00:45:34In the nutty.
00:45:35Now.
00:45:46Where are you?
00:45:47Where are you?
00:46:00What are you doing?
00:46:01Taking my clothes off.
00:46:02Nice.
00:46:09Distress call from an American girl to the police has been positively identified as kidnapped
00:46:14heiress Alice Dodgson.
00:46:15Boss.
00:46:18Detective Superintendent Melcher has described the search as the force's top priority.
00:46:23Double rs.
00:46:24Scotland Yard has released a tape thought to be the voice of her kidnapper.
00:46:28If you're missing a girl, call this number 0044788799.
00:46:31He's resting.
00:46:32All go to his mind.
00:46:34Fuck.
00:46:35Three minutes?
00:46:36That's the rule.
00:46:43Okay.
00:46:46What's going on?
00:46:47What's going on?
00:46:48Oh, no.
00:46:55Oh.
00:46:56Oh, no.
00:46:59Oh, no.
00:47:00Oh, no.
00:47:02Hey, honey!
00:47:03Oh, no.
00:47:04Oh, no.
00:47:05Oh, no.
00:47:06Oh, no.
00:47:07Oh, no!
00:47:08Oh, no.
00:47:09Oh, no.
00:47:11Oh, no.
00:47:12What the hell?
00:47:14Okay, nice and easy.
00:47:28Live animals in the back.
00:47:39Ah, holy shit!
00:47:41Nice!
00:47:44Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:47:48Nice!
00:47:49Ah!
00:47:56Ah, how kinda fucking do this?
00:47:59Get the hell down!
00:48:01I'll speed up!
00:48:03No, no!
00:48:07Duck, duck!
00:48:08Now, I can't!
00:48:09No, Kate.
00:48:12Please, stop.
00:48:16I'm in the room.
00:48:19Go, Kate.
00:48:22No, Kate.
00:48:25I'm in the room.
00:48:30Kate!
00:48:34Whitey?
00:48:36Whitey!
00:48:37Don't jump!
00:48:38Open the window!
00:48:39Open the door!
00:48:40Come on, fucker!
00:48:41Sandy?
00:48:42Sandy?
00:48:43Don't do it!
00:48:44Go!
00:48:45Go!
00:48:46Go!
00:48:47Go!
00:48:48Go!
00:48:49Go!
00:48:50Go!
00:48:51Go!
00:48:52Go!
00:48:53Go!
00:48:54Go!
00:48:55Go!
00:48:56Go!
00:48:57Go!
00:48:58Go!
00:48:59Go!
00:49:00Go!
00:49:01Go!
00:49:02Go!
00:49:03Go!
00:49:04Go!
00:49:05Go!
00:49:06Go!
00:49:07Go!
00:49:08Go!
00:49:09Go!
00:49:10Go!
00:49:11Go!
00:49:12We did it!
00:49:18We did it!
00:49:20What have you done to your hair?
00:49:22What?
00:49:23What have you done to your hair?
00:49:25I nearly died and you asked me about my hair.
00:49:28If I hadn't mentioned it, you'd have soaked.
00:49:30You people are insane.
00:49:32It's in the breeding.
00:49:33What are you doing here anyway?
00:49:35You dumped me at a coach stop, remember?
00:49:38That's exactly right.
00:49:40And I went back to find you and you're gone and I couldn't leave you all alone and helpless.
00:49:44I had to find you.
00:49:46Really?
00:49:47I ain't got no time to tell lies.
00:49:51It's not in my nature.
00:49:53You're a VIP.
00:49:54You're a very important passenger.
00:49:57I'm important.
00:49:58I've been speeding my tits off to find you, my beautiful Alice.
00:50:03My, if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands, Alice.
00:50:08Alice?
00:50:09Alice?
00:50:10My name is Alice.
00:50:11Yeah, well that's between you and me.
00:50:12Don't go shouting about it.
00:50:13Do you really think they're following us?
00:50:14Not yet.
00:50:15Lock the door.
00:50:16What happens if they do find us?
00:50:17Let me think.
00:50:18I just need time to get my head straight.
00:50:19You know, I actually think I feel bad about the ladies on the truck.
00:50:46I actually think I feel bad about the ladies on the truck.
00:50:48There's a few tarts between friends.
00:50:50When word gets out of who you are, the whole world and his wife will be banging on that door.
00:50:53Can't we just call the police?
00:50:55It's a great idea, yeah. I'd really like 15 to 20 for kidnapping.
00:50:58We could tell them a story. We could say that you rescued me.
00:51:02My whitey knight.
00:51:03A witness fingered me.
00:51:05Now I want you to give me one minute, just one minute's quiet.
00:51:08Just one minute, that's 60 seconds, yeah?
00:51:10Shh.
00:51:16Alice.
00:51:24Alice.
00:51:26Alice.
00:51:29I don't know why I thought I had a more unusual name.
00:51:32A Tabitha or a Lecler or...
00:51:34I said 60, not six.
00:51:37You're a slave to time.
00:51:39I'm a slave to nothing.
00:51:40You wear two watches.
00:51:42They're your shackles.
00:51:44You should free yourself.
00:51:46He's willing to pay 10 million for me.
00:52:01Must love me.
00:52:03Love doesn't come into it.
00:52:04This is business.
00:52:07You don't know my father, sir.
00:52:08And you do.
00:52:12Gotta get us out.
00:52:13There'll be crews on every road waiting for us.
00:52:15You do stand out in your London cab.
00:52:20You're not as mental as you act.
00:52:21A couple of easy steals down there.
00:52:32I'm gonna go and check them out.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:36If these are shackles, we're shackled together.
00:52:40You and me.
00:52:40Me and you.
00:52:44It'll be five minutes, ten minutes tops.
00:52:46You can time me.
00:52:47I'm taking you back.
00:52:50Because of the reward money.
00:52:51Because that's what I promised.
00:52:55I'm locking you in.
00:52:55I'm going to go.
00:53:15Bingo!
00:53:45What do I remember?
00:53:47Dodson Industries is putting up a $10 million reward
00:53:51for any information leading to the safe return of our daughter.
00:53:56$10 million reward.
00:53:58Do you have to learn more questions during this crisis, Mr. Dodson?
00:54:01Please, you must understand
00:54:03that this is a very distressing time for Mrs. Dodson and myself,
00:54:08and a difficult time for Dodson Industries.
00:54:12I'm... I'm...
00:54:15Dad?
00:54:16Your father flies to London.
00:54:18Excellent.
00:54:21I've hired a private investigator.
00:54:23That's good, Dad.
00:54:24You don't know who you are, so don't know who you are.
00:54:26Dad, something came up.
00:54:28Dad?
00:54:29Do you remember when you and Mom lived here in London?
00:54:32Do you remember when I was born?
00:54:34Mom lived here in London.
00:54:35I really do need to study these.
00:54:38Dad, something came up.
00:54:40You are.
00:54:41I think she may have found out.
00:54:45I really do have to study these.
00:54:47I knew a woman lived in Hume Street.
00:54:50You don't know who you are, so you don't know who you're not.
00:54:53If you're missing a girl, call this number.
00:54:5500, 00, 00, 00, 00, 00, 00, 00, 00, 00, 00, 00, 00, 00, 00, 00.
00:54:58Yeah.
00:54:59I'll have her with you in ten minutes, Harry.
00:55:02Doug.
00:55:03No, my pleasure.
00:55:05Yeah.
00:55:06Anything to you, Harry.
00:55:07You know that.
00:55:08Yeah.
00:55:09Oh, he's gone.
00:55:11Once me and Harry spit that ten mil.
00:55:16Or more.
00:55:17I mean, really, what limit to a father's love for his coochie-coochie girl, eh?
00:55:24Fifteen mil.
00:55:25Twenty mil.
00:55:26Huh.
00:55:27Nice of you to join us.
00:55:28Where's Whitey?
00:55:29Whitey?
00:55:30He's out.
00:55:31With the fairies.
00:55:32Where are you taking me?
00:55:33The police are looking for me, you know.
00:55:34Yeah.
00:55:35And if you step out of line, they might find a piece.
00:55:37What should it be, do you think, Alice, eh?
00:55:38Huh?
00:55:39An ear?
00:55:40Little pinky.
00:55:41Don't play piano, do you?
00:55:42Yeah.
00:55:43Yeah.
00:55:44Yeah.
00:55:45Yeah.
00:55:46Yeah.
00:55:47Yeah.
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:49Yeah.
00:55:50Yeah.
00:55:51Yeah.
00:55:52Yeah.
00:55:53Yeah.
00:55:54Yeah.
00:55:55Yeah.
00:55:56Yeah.
00:55:57Yeah.
00:55:58Yeah.
00:55:59Yeah.
00:56:00Yeah.
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:02Yeah.
00:56:03Yeah.
00:56:04Yeah.
00:56:05Yeah.
00:56:06Yeah.
00:56:07Yeah.
00:56:08Yeah.
00:56:09You won't see any money.
00:56:10When Whitey catches up, you won't even see the morning.
00:56:12Whitey.
00:56:17Please.
00:56:18He wouldn't risk a hair on his arse for you.
00:56:21The money, maybe.
00:56:23Not you.
00:56:24More on tonight's kidnap story.
00:56:26Police have issued this photo-fit picture of the kidnapper.
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:30See, at the end of the day, Alice, those chaps, we're all the same.
00:56:39Only in it for what we can get out.
00:56:44He's different.
00:56:45Oh, you have been starved of affection, haven't you?
00:56:49Hmm?
00:56:50Well, Daddy not showing you enough love.
00:56:52Hmm?
00:56:53Don't worry.
00:56:54We'll make him pay.
00:56:56Get the cake.
00:56:57Get it on the roof right now.
00:56:58And where's my girl?
00:56:59Come on, mate.
00:57:00Let us in.
00:57:01You've got to let us in.
00:57:02I'm on the game.
00:57:03No.
00:57:04Let us in.
00:57:05Never mind.
00:57:06Let us in.
00:57:07Let us in.
00:57:08Yeah, let us in.
00:57:09Come on, mate.
00:57:10Let us in, you've got to let us in.
00:57:12And where's Margell?
00:57:25Come on, mate, let us in. You've got to let us in.
00:57:27I'm on the guest list.
00:57:29No genes. No acne. No draiders.
00:57:31I'm his cousin now. No goat. Second cousin.
00:57:33No pierced noses. Eyebrows. Belly buttons. Bellies.
00:57:36Right, guys, we're collecting for the RSPCA, yeah?
00:57:39No twatting combats.
00:57:41I really need glue.
00:57:42Have you seen my friend? Has she gone aside?
00:57:44Nobody with a name that can be shortened to an A-Z contraction.
00:57:47Like Gaz. Or Daz.
00:57:49All right, lads. Yeah, I'm a film director,
00:57:51and I can really see you in my next movie. No?
00:57:55No poofs. Shirtlifters. Rump ranchers.
00:58:00Chutney ferrets. Arse bandits.
00:58:03Sausage jockey. Fudge packers. Uphill gods.
00:58:07Bowlers from the pavilion end. No entry. No way.
00:58:10No way. No chance.
00:58:12Gentlemen?
00:58:14Yeah.
00:58:16Come on.
00:58:18Wow.
00:58:19A-Ikan a...
00:58:20Ooooooo...
00:58:21A-Ikan a,-!
00:58:22What a-Ikan Å…in.
00:58:26Uhh-ha...
00:58:27Oooo...
00:58:29Let's go.
00:58:59Get lost. No way. Fuck off, Rex. We've done what you've said. None of them what's light in their feet is getting in. Slight misinterpretation of policy. Nobody's fault. But you can let the alternative crowd in.
00:59:20The seamen suppers. Harry's orders.
00:59:26That's a queer decision if you ask me.
00:59:28Right. All you fairies.
00:59:39Hello, Harry. Looks like Sailor the Century in here. Nice presents.
00:59:44No peeking. Wouldn't rain.
00:59:47Yes. Thank you. I got some lovely new gifts. A smart motor from Jimmy Three Chins. Very nice new gaff from a hammered eight and his seven brothers. A rather precocious little filly from one ball barry.
01:00:02This. This little beauty takes the biscuit. This is the one. The one who's missing. Alice.
01:00:18You must let me know who does your nails. Of course. Come sit with me.
01:00:27Ten million. I wouldn't pay ten dollars for it.
01:00:36Shame those boys on the door have to share the one brain. It's filling up nicely. Very colorful crowd.
01:00:43Thank you. Rex, Alice. What? No nickname?
01:00:48Formerly Rex the Executioner. It's murder now he's retired.
01:00:53Rex killed him with kindness. Always the gent. Any other line of work, he'd have been knighted.
01:00:58So, shall we go over my deal?
01:01:03I think you'll find it's my deal, gentlemen.
01:01:06Put your cards right. You'll soon be home with Daddy.
01:01:09No jokers. No wiles. This is a three-card trick.
01:01:13One.
01:01:15I call the old man and up the ante.
01:01:18Twenty million, I think.
01:01:19Double or quits.
01:01:21Two.
01:01:23Money goes in by offshore account and I pay out all the players.
01:01:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Fifty. Fifty.
01:01:29Harry, like we said, yeah?
01:01:32That's right.
01:01:34Sixty for me, forty for everyone else.
01:01:37And three.
01:01:39Alice goes home.
01:01:42Questions?
01:01:44What if he can't come up with that kind of money?
01:01:46Rex comes out of retirement.
01:01:48And what if I don't want to go home?
01:01:51Then this will be your leaving party.
01:01:55Leaving this mortal coil.
01:02:01Well, if it is to be my last night,
01:02:04I would want it to be a better one than any other.
01:02:08I don't get out very often.
01:02:10Me neither.
01:02:12Once every ten years.
01:02:13Then, if it's all the same to you,
01:02:20I'll get a drink downstairs.
01:02:23On the house, my dear.
01:02:32Harry.
01:02:33Harry, this, uh, this deal.
01:02:36A 70-30.
01:02:37Yes.
01:02:39Well, we'll hammer out the details of the 80-20 later, shall we?
01:02:43Uh, uh...
01:02:44What do I like?
01:02:56Hey, could I get a white wine, please?
01:03:01I should be.
01:03:07It's not your birthday, is it?
01:03:09Mine's July 19th.
01:03:11And me.
01:03:12Where's Gonzo?
01:03:13A big cake for the big man.
01:03:33I am partial to a slice of cherry, Genoa.
01:03:43This one's got a different kind of cherry.
01:03:46She said you were getting him a tie.
01:03:48But a cake?
01:03:50That's even worse.
01:03:52What a fucking spongebob.
01:03:55I'm sorry about the delay, Owey.
01:03:57Took me a while to locate your favourite filling.
01:03:59You're Ty?
01:04:05Ty.
01:04:07Very good.
01:04:08But you do know I'm a bachelor of the arse now.
01:04:24She's got a sausage.
01:04:26And potatoes.
01:04:27Sweetheart.
01:04:28You're not keeping it, are you?
01:04:30I mean, you don't know where it's been.
01:04:33When I want your opinion, Jack, I'll give it to you.
01:04:36It's not Jack.
01:04:37It's Jackie.
01:04:39Or Jacqueline for posh.
01:04:41Very nice, my cab-driving friend.
01:04:44But the damage has been done.
01:04:46Lessons need to be learnt.
01:04:47What is it we have to do to all get along?
01:04:49Hmm?
01:04:52Share.
01:04:53And share alike.
01:04:55What's yours is mine.
01:04:58Hmm?
01:05:00Where's this going?
01:05:02For you?
01:05:03The cemetery.
01:05:04Little service down at St Mary's.
01:05:06All things bright and beautiful.
01:05:07Same old Gonzo.
01:05:09Same old liability.
01:05:11Oh, yeah.
01:05:13When he pops ya.
01:05:15Try not to bleed on my suit.
01:05:16It's labelled.
01:05:18Gonzo didn't tell ya.
01:05:19Tell me what?
01:05:22Old Father William knows Alice is in town.
01:05:26The old Bill knows she's here.
01:05:30Don't listen to him, Harry.
01:05:31My priority was to secure the girl outside your turf.
01:05:36Keep you clean.
01:05:38Then get you to cut the deal.
01:05:40Why should I believe you?
01:05:41Ten million reward's well out of my league.
01:05:44Any fool can see that.
01:05:46Only you can pull off a big one, Harry.
01:05:48That's why I'm here.
01:05:55You brought her to my gaff.
01:05:57Knowing I'd be fingered.
01:05:59Harry.
01:06:06He's lying.
01:06:08If there's a Billy in this room, it's you.
01:06:12What?
01:06:13I'll take her away.
01:06:15I didn't know the goods was hot.
01:06:17Oh, Gonzo.
01:06:20That really is a nice suit.
01:06:29Bad day.
01:06:40My dance partner's got a rash from a cheap bikini wax.
01:06:45Leaving me high and dry for tonight.
01:06:47My lottery numbers came up on the one day I didn't get my ticket.
01:06:51And even if I did cheat with a ruler, my John Thomas is well under the national average.
01:07:01Can't tango solo.
01:07:05I don't suppose you dance.
01:07:09I don't remember.
01:07:12Well, it's not something you'd forget.
01:07:14It's a long story.
01:07:18I've got all night.
01:07:21Well, you know, actually, I don't.
01:07:25But I will say, if I'm going to die, I'm going to die knowing who I am.
01:07:31And who I wanted to be.
01:07:37Here, here.
01:07:38Here.
01:07:51You're a father flies to London.
01:07:57I can find my own dates.
01:07:59You're a Dodgson.
01:08:02You only have your interest in life.
01:08:04Dad, something came up.
01:08:06Do you remember when I was born?
01:08:09H.
01:08:10That this is a distressing time for Mrs. Dodgson.
01:08:13U.
01:08:14Do you remember when you and Mom lived here in London?
01:08:16L.
01:08:19Private investigator.
01:08:20M.
01:08:21What's in here may change your life forever.
01:08:24E.
01:08:26This Alice.
01:08:29She's trouble.
01:08:31I consulted for you.
01:08:32And I was having such a nice time.
01:08:35Let me get rid of her.
01:08:36That's the best idea I've heard all evening.
01:08:38No questions.
01:08:39I want a disappeared professional.
01:08:41It's not what I meant.
01:08:43It's what I mean, what matters!
01:08:45She's valuable.
01:08:47Oh, my dear.
01:08:47You just don't understand, do you?
01:08:50Kidnapping.
01:08:52It's not right.
01:08:54We should stick to what we know, and I know, about robbing banks.
01:08:57Ten million would set us up for life.
01:09:00Here has this.
01:09:03I get the reward.
01:09:04Put it in a bank.
01:09:07You rob the bank.
01:09:08Don't you get clever.
01:09:11You haven't got the brains to mess with me.
01:09:14Or the money.
01:09:18I'll tell you about money.
01:09:20I'll pay good money for protection.
01:09:21So where is it?
01:09:23Hattie, sweetheart, turn, please.
01:09:26Come here.
01:09:27Tell me what happened.
01:09:32She nicked my girls.
01:09:35Hmm?
01:09:36Pinched me praises.
01:09:37Stormy tarts.
01:09:40I want justice.
01:09:54Pinched!
01:09:54I'll take care of her, Harry.
01:10:04I'll do all right.
01:10:04You'll see.
01:10:05Too late.
01:10:06Tart, lastly, it's a serious offence.
01:10:08I need to set an example.
01:10:09Rex!
01:10:10Trial.
01:10:17Whitey!
01:10:17A trial!
01:10:18Wait, what's going on?
01:10:20A trial.
01:10:20Whitey, counsel for the accused.
01:10:23Rex, prosecution, everyone else, the jury.
01:10:28Alice, dear, best of British luck, eh?
01:10:31Am I going to need it?
01:10:32Counsel for the defense is not allowed to speak.
01:10:36So technically, yes.
01:10:37Charges?
01:10:37Yeah.
01:10:38Wanting theft of truck containing six prime prostitutes and non-payment of herodess and fees.
01:10:44How do you plead?
01:10:46I plead diminished responsibility.
01:10:49Diminished what?
01:10:51Responsibility.
01:10:52Yeah.
01:10:53She was wrong in the end.
01:10:54Objection!
01:10:55Defense of Spork.
01:10:56She's off her head!
01:10:57Completely.
01:10:58Damaged the medial temporal lobe caused by his cab.
01:11:01I'm suing for damages.
01:11:02He should be off the streets and behind bars.
01:11:04What?
01:11:04Defense of Spork again!
01:11:05Contempt of thought!
01:11:08Throw him out.
01:11:12Wait.
01:11:13Please!
01:11:14Do her!
01:11:15Surely he can...
01:11:16Do her!
01:11:17Do not.
01:11:18Look, I'm sorry about your ladies, but my head was in pieces.
01:11:21Insanity is not a plea, it's a way of life.
01:11:24Everyone around here has a card short.
01:11:27Sentence is passed.
01:11:27Rex!
01:11:29Can I call a witness?
01:11:34I'm not sure that you can.
01:11:35Well, then you're not so sure I can't.
01:11:37Defendant calls to the stand.
01:11:41Suckers.
01:11:43Suckers.
01:11:45Defendant calls Felix Chester.
01:11:48Permission to speak privately.
01:11:51With my girl.
01:11:55Gronto!
01:11:55This is all about time.
01:12:06Except I haven't gotten left for one of your riddles.
01:12:10If you had been a few seconds earlier, that cab wouldn't have hit you.
01:12:15I can give back the time you lost.
01:12:19The part that made a difference.
01:12:21Such as?
01:12:23You were running.
01:12:24You were free.
01:12:25You heard a voice.
01:12:28The bag lady.
01:12:29You stopped to give her money.
01:12:32But time ticked on.
01:12:35Just 15 seconds.
01:12:38I can give you them back.
01:12:40Trust me.
01:12:41I'm a DJ.
01:12:45Time's up.
01:12:46Just say when.
01:12:49Accused may address the court.
01:12:51Before sentence is carried out.
01:12:53You think you're so tough.
01:13:05King of the underworld.
01:13:07But really?
01:13:07You're nothing but an old queen.
01:13:09You're a king!
01:13:10What?
01:13:13One.
01:13:14Two.
01:13:16Three.
01:13:17Three.
01:13:23Three.
01:13:23Two.
01:13:24No!
01:13:28Three!
01:13:28Five!
01:13:29Three!
01:13:29One.
01:13:30Two!
01:13:30Two!
01:13:34Three!
01:13:49No!
01:13:50Two!
01:13:51One!
01:13:52Two!
01:13:52One!
01:13:53One!
01:13:53Don't die. I won't let you die.
01:14:03No, I won't let you die. I won't.
01:14:09Fifteen seconds.
01:14:12No, fifteen seconds.
01:14:16Run.
01:14:23I told you you'd get it back.
01:14:42What?
01:14:43The time.
01:14:53I can give you them back.
01:15:09See you again.
01:15:11Run.
01:15:11Run.
01:15:11Run.
01:15:33Oi, bird, move.
01:15:37I don't believe this.
01:15:38Look at the time. Look, I'm late on the left. I'm late.
01:15:43It's my watch.
01:15:47How'd you do that?
01:15:51Shut up and listen. I don't have long.
01:15:53Your name is Whitey. You're on the way to the coast to pick up a Thai ladyboy as a gift for her headhunt.
01:15:57Only you're going to miss the delivery and wind up dead.
01:16:00I know. I was there.
01:16:01My name is Alice Dodgson.
01:16:03Look, my dad's a billionaire.
01:16:05Is this some shitty English version of punk?
01:16:07So he controls my whole life, and now he wants to marry me off to some German schmuck.
01:16:11So I have to break away now, or I might never get the chance again.
01:16:13Just slow down, baby. Just slow down.
01:16:15He will post a ten million dollar reward for my return.
01:16:19We can find a way to get the money and get away.
01:16:23Wait.
01:16:24You choose.
01:16:26Ten million and me now.
01:16:28Or dead at the seaside later.
01:16:33Tick tock, tick tock.
01:16:34Dead.
01:16:37Toes up.
01:16:39What?
01:16:40Ten million dollars.
01:16:41Roughly five million of your cute British pounds.
01:16:45Get in.
01:16:45If this is a stitch-up, you'd better have a good plastic surgeon.
01:17:01I think there's a bottle of four of your nerves in your bag down there.
01:17:04Maybe you should take some and calm down.
01:17:06What the fuck are you?
01:17:20I'm the girl who saved your life.
01:17:23Now let's go and sort out mine.
01:17:25Oh, honey.
01:17:51I'm looking for a woman who lived here about 20 years ago.
01:18:09My mother.
01:18:21So, my mother just told me?
01:18:30I remember her having the baby.
01:18:33You.
01:18:35She never knew the father.
01:18:37Oh.
01:18:39They came at night in a fancy car, the Americans.
01:18:43The woman couldn't have children.
01:18:45Just told the people in America she was pregnant.
01:18:49And then bought you.
01:18:53Why me?
01:18:55You were white, you were easy.
01:18:57No red tape, no questions, no records.
01:18:59Cash deal.
01:19:02That happens in England?
01:19:04Happens all over, darling.
01:19:06Buyers market.
01:19:14She did the best for you.
01:19:19Do you know where she went after that?
01:19:21She went off the rails.
01:19:23Drowned the guilt in booze.
01:19:26Tried to kill herself.
01:19:30Don't blame her.
01:19:32It looks as if you've turned out alright.
01:19:35Have you ever seen her since?
01:19:46You know what?
01:19:47I see her every day.
01:19:49Alice Dodgson, daughter of billionaire American businessman, Louie Dodgson, is reported to have been abducted.
01:20:06Police are giving few details of the circumstances of her disappearance, and as yet, no ransom demand has been received.
01:20:13We're here.
01:20:23You sure you're okay?
01:20:27Never felt better.
01:20:30Can you just wait here?
01:20:33The meter's running.
01:20:35Yeah.
01:20:37How much will ten million dollars buy me?
01:20:41Five, ten minutes.
01:20:42What a fault.
01:20:44Oh.
01:21:05Said I'd see you again.
01:21:08You know who I am?
01:21:11No.
01:21:14I know some things.
01:21:16Not all things.
01:21:18And that's a shame.
01:21:21You any good with riddles?
01:21:23Try me.
01:21:26What's got no conditions, but one condition.
01:21:29That takes me back.
01:21:31To where?
01:21:33I was about your age.
01:21:37She was the sweetest thing.
01:21:41But I wasn't.
01:21:45I loved her.
01:21:47But sometimes that's not enough.
01:21:51Sometimes it's everything.
01:21:53What's got no conditions, but one condition?
01:22:01Love.
01:22:02Ain't it just?
01:22:11What's your name?
01:22:15My name's Alice.
01:22:17My girl was called Alice.
01:22:19Always called Alice.
01:22:28How would you feel about a big hotel room?
01:22:32The king size bed and a long hot bath.
01:22:35And room service.
01:22:43I got all I need here.
01:22:49All I need.
01:23:00Circles.
01:23:02Circles.
01:23:04We all move in circles.
01:23:06Circles
01:23:25Broken frames
01:23:29So dark inside
01:23:33Faces mismatched
01:23:38Trickle out in a line
01:23:43Waves of shadows
01:23:49Scattered dreams
01:23:53Where are you?
01:23:58Where are you?
01:24:03Trying to find
01:24:05What do I see?
01:24:12Pictures that rhyme
01:24:15Colors that breathe
01:24:20I need to discover more
01:24:32Find where I've been
01:24:36Let images pour
01:24:39Trying to find
01:24:43What do I see?
01:24:45What do I see?
01:24:51Pictures that rhyme
01:24:53Colors that breathe
01:24:55Breathe
01:25:01Trying to find
01:25:03What do I see?
01:25:07Pictures that rhyme
01:25:09Pictures that rhyme
01:25:11Pictures that rhyme
01:25:13Colors that breathe
01:25:15For you
01:25:21Or do I see?
01:25:25To be a cave
01:25:26To be a cave
01:25:27Let me see
01:25:29That's all for you
01:25:30Yeah!
01:25:31Hey!
01:25:32Hey!
01:25:33Hey!
01:25:34Hey!
01:25:35Hey!
01:25:36Hey!
01:25:37Hey!
01:25:38Hey!
01:25:39Hey!
01:25:40Hey!
01:25:41Hey!
01:25:42Hey!
01:25:43Hey!
01:25:44That's how it all goes!
01:25:46Big titties, small titties, nail, air, birdie titties, round titties, flat titties, crawfish,
01:25:50titties, go!
01:25:51I don't mind what cup you got, so long as that cup's drunk when daddy gets on top!
01:25:54Big titties, little tush, nail, fluff a bush, tush, round tush, flat tushy, big down daddy
01:25:58I don't mind what size it is, but when daddy unbuckers make sure you make me go!
01:26:01Hey!
01:26:02Hey!
01:26:03Hey!
01:26:04Hey!
01:26:05Hey!
01:26:06Hey!
01:26:07Hey!
01:26:08Hey!
01:26:09Hey!
01:26:10Hey!
01:26:11Hey!
01:26:12Hey!
01:26:13Hey!
01:26:14Hey!
01:26:15That's how it all goes!
01:26:16Big hands, small fingers, looking where they taste like this big ones, brown ones,
01:26:19sugar, beefy pie ones, clean ones, dirty ones, swamp shit, muddy rubber ones,
01:26:22I don't mind so long as you make daddy go!
01:26:24Oh my god!
01:26:25Have a duh!
01:26:26Who's have it ever?
01:26:27So bleh!
01:26:28I'm scared!
01:26:29I don't mind which way you look, but when daddy unbuckers make sure you make me go!
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