- 8 hours ago
Full The Man Swore Never To Get Married, But He Fell In Love With A Rural Girl
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00I've got you, Jerk.
00:19You're cheating on my bestie!
00:22He didn't use cheating on me, Emma.
00:25Tell me where that jerk is.
00:27He's on a date.
00:28Not the Southside Lounge.
00:31I saw him wearing his favorite red tie.
00:35You can't keep it in your pants, can you, you red flag?
00:38Who the hell are you?
00:41I'm just a country gal, but I know how to fit city slippers like you.
00:47And you, ma'am, are beautiful.
00:49You can do way better than him.
00:51He's engaged.
00:52That's enough. Get her out now!
00:58Isn't that William Irving, CEO of Irving Corporation?
01:02I can't believe that crazy girl just flung a shoe with the richest man in the country.
01:07My best friend deserves better than a cheater.
01:09Rot in hell, Clyde Richards!
01:15Someone called me?
01:18Shit.
01:19I got the wrong guy.
01:20Um, uh, and who are you?
01:25He's my son, William.
01:29I am so sorry.
01:32William, I really thought you were Clyde Richards.
01:36I'm your man, sweetie.
01:37And who is this sexy old one I'd like to taste?
01:47Cheating asshole!
01:48Insult this lady again, and you'll get more.
01:51This girl, she's perfect.
01:58Don't bother.
02:00I'll see you in court.
02:01Hey, let go!
02:02Leave her!
02:03She's perfect for you, son.
02:07You two should get married.
02:09What?
02:11Marry her?
02:12No way.
02:13See?
02:14You're already in sync.
02:16Sorry, but I'd rather die than marry a stranger.
02:18Like I'm dying to marry you.
02:19In fact, I am suing you for slander and assault.
02:22Call the cops.
02:23Now.
02:25Don't touch her!
02:27Marry my son, and it's all forgotten.
02:30But, Mom...
02:30My son is very stubborn.
02:33He will sue you, and he will send you to jail.
02:37Jail?
02:38You can't afford that.
02:39You can always get a divorce.
02:41Yes, ma'am.
02:43I'll marry him.
02:45I never said yes, but, Mom, you can't do this.
02:49Yes, I can.
02:54Smile!
02:55You're married.
02:56I can't believe I just married a stranger.
03:09I can't believe I just married a stranger.
03:09I can't believe I just married a stranger.
03:11Shh.
03:11Shh.
03:20Emma?
03:21What are you doing here?
03:22Kim.
03:24You married him?
03:26Why?
03:27You said you were going to break up with Creepy Clyde.
03:29You call me Creepy Clyde?
03:30No.
03:30No, of course not, baby.
03:32Do you know how much I love you?
03:33It's just Emma.
03:35She's jealous I married an amazing man like you.
03:37But Kim...
03:38Shut up, Emma.
03:40You and I belong to different worlds now.
03:43Clyde's going to buy me a car, a house, and you,
03:46after all these years in the city,
03:48you're still just a pathetic country loser.
03:53Go back to the dumpster you came from.
03:57I'm scared, Emma.
03:59The city is huge.
04:00Don't worry.
04:01I got your back.
04:02We'll work hard, and we'll make it.
04:04Whatever happens, you'll always be my family here.
04:07And I'll be yours, Emma.
04:09You've changed, Kim.
04:10Oh, I've changed for the better.
04:12Unlike you.
04:13You've always been a despicable hillbilly.
04:16God, I can't believe I was ever friends with somebody like you.
04:19Here.
04:22Take this!
04:23And go back to your rotten town, loser.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Oh!
04:29You got married, too, huh?
04:31Where'd you find this gentleman?
04:34Let me guess.
04:35Was he on sale at the discount store in the cowboy aisle?
04:38And you, Mr. Chigolo?
04:40How much do you charge per night?
04:42I have some rich friends I could send your way.
04:45Say whatever you want about me, but leave him out of this.
04:49Don't tell me what to do, you cow.
04:51Baby, do something.
04:53Put this bitch and her man toy in their place.
04:55Please.
04:55Stop it.
04:56Well, what a feisty girl.
05:09Oh, you fucking bitch!
05:12You're going down, Emma.
05:14Clyde's dad is senior vice president at Irving Corporation.
05:17The Irving family owns this city.
05:19And they just bought Maple Media.
05:21Remember?
05:22The company we work for?
05:24Your ass is going to be fired, Emma.
05:25Stop lying.
05:27She's right.
05:28Irving Corporation does own Maple Media.
05:32I don't care.
05:33I'm not bending to parasites like you for a job.
05:36Well, guess what, bitch?
05:37With our money and power, we own this city.
05:41What if I told you that we can make sure that your husband never works a day in this town?
05:45You sure you can do that?
05:48Fine.
05:49I'll apologize.
05:50Just leave him out of it.
05:51He didn't do anything.
05:52All right, then.
05:53Let's see if you really mean your apology, Emma.
05:59Kneel on the glass and beg for our forgiveness.
06:02Do it now.
06:04We'll make sure that he rots in hell.
06:07Emma, don't.
06:08It's okay, William.
06:09I'm not giving in to someone like her.
06:12I can't drag you into this.
06:13You think it's fun pulling my wife?
06:29It's your turn to apologize.
06:31Go on.
06:31If you love your wife, you'll get down on the glass.
06:34Now!
06:35Oh, fuck off.
06:36I ain't doing that.
06:37Thought so.
06:38A bully and a coward.
06:39You two are a match made in hell.
06:41Oh, my God!
06:52You come near me or my wife again and you'll regret it.
06:57Have fun on your honeymoon with Creepy Clyde, Kim.
07:00What the fuck?
07:02Clyde, that's a Rolls Royce.
07:03Yeah, I know.
07:04I'm not blind.
07:05Wait, hold on.
07:05License plate I-1-1-1.
07:10That car belongs to the CEO of Irving Corporation.
07:19Thank you for what you did.
07:22Wait.
07:31This can't be your car.
07:32That's right.
07:33Yeah, I stole it.
07:34You what?
07:35You're going to end up in jail.
07:37Why would you do that?
07:39She's gutsy.
07:40No one speaks to boss like that.
07:42I barely know this girl.
07:43What if she finds out I'm the CEO of Irving Corporation and refuses to get a divorce?
07:48I was kidding.
07:49They rented this car.
07:50You rented it.
07:51Well, what about him?
07:53We're co-workers.
07:55We're Uber drivers.
07:57You drive a Rolls Royce?
07:59For Uber?
08:00Wedding's an exclusive event zone.
08:03Right, Timothy?
08:04Oh.
08:05Yeah.
08:07Exactly.
08:08Aw.
08:09My best friend from back home is Timothy.
08:11Oh.
08:12Well, he'll actually call us me that.
08:14Unless if they're pissed.
08:16But you can call me Baba.
08:19Anyway...
08:20Emma.
08:22Marriage should be consensual, don't you think?
08:24And it should be between two people who love each other.
08:27Deeply.
08:29I know you're forced to marry me, so I agree.
08:32To divorce you.
08:34Really?
08:37Let's do it.
08:37I know you're forced to marry me.
08:39No.
08:40No, I can't.
08:42Boss.
08:43I mean, uh, William.
08:45Uh, if your mom finds out, she's going to be pissed.
08:49Well, we're not telling mom.
08:51Miss Adams, do you mind thinking a step out so we can talk?
08:55Poor William.
09:03But his mom's worried he'll never find a wife with his Uber job.
09:06You better have a good explanation for this.
09:08Your mother, Miss Irving, she's giving 20% of the company's shares to your wife.
09:13What?
09:14Yeah, well, she thinks she's a good girl.
09:17Marrying her would keep Miss Carnegie off of her back.
09:19How is this any different from an arranged marriage with some heiress?
09:22I'm still marrying a total stranger.
09:24Think about it, boss.
09:25You're hot.
09:27Girls throw themselves at you.
09:28You know, just be sweet to her.
09:31I bet she'll melt into your arms.
09:33Before you know it, we'll have the shares back.
09:35You know what I'm saying?
09:36Do you even hear yourself?
09:38Yeah.
09:38It's worth it if she gives you the shares back.
09:42I want to trust you, Emma.
09:44But I can't give 20% of my family company to a stranger.
09:50Sorry, Emma.
09:51We'll have to stay married.
09:52For now.
09:56Dad said the CEO of Irving Corporation is to marry Beth Carnegie of the Carnegie family heiress.
10:03I knew it.
10:04There's no way loser Emma could have married into the Irving family.
10:09I have a feeling he's the CEO's driver.
10:11I'm just worried what if he ends up being...
10:14Oh, don't worry, honey.
10:15Yeah.
10:15I'll deal with Emma.
10:18Remember how I told you that we ran away from Kansas after her parents tried to sell her to some guy who murdered his two ex-wives?
10:25Well, if I tell them where she is now, I bet they'll come and convince her to go back.
10:34All right.
10:48So, Mom said, since you're married now, you and Miss Emma have to live together.
10:53But don't worry.
10:54You'll be a free man once you seduce her and get the shares back.
10:57And for that, I got you a little success tool right in here.
11:02You live here.
11:17If you don't like it, you know where the door is.
11:19Come on, William.
11:23For the shares!
11:29No way, Emma Adams.
11:31I'm staying.
11:34Didn't you want a divorce?
11:35Why are you still here?
11:36I'm here because of you.
11:41Because of you holding my company's shares.
11:43Because of me?
11:45Falling for me or something?
11:48In your dreams.
11:51Thing is, I am here because you have given me a lot of stress.
11:55And it's my turn now.
11:56So I get to choose when to get a divorce.
11:59Got it?
11:59He is kind of hot.
12:12Oh my God, I must be crazy.
12:17You know, just be sweet to her.
12:19I bet she'll melt into your arms.
12:21Before you know it, we'll have the shares back.
12:23Do you like it in the sun?
12:32Dark with miracles with pockets full of gold.
12:37Children's making last a while.
12:41Like a feeling can take you to the floor.
12:46Let's go out.
12:50We can go out.
12:51Why am I so drawn to her?
12:55Why am I falling for him?
12:58William, focus.
13:00You're just doing this to get your shares back.
13:09Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
13:11You okay?
13:13With her touch, it doesn't even hurt.
13:21You, uh, want to hang it up?
13:25What?
13:26Your shirt.
13:28You were going to hang it up, right?
13:31I can do it for you.
13:33Are you really naive?
13:35Or just a good tease?
13:41What am I doing?
13:43Get out, please.
13:44Excuse me?
13:45This is my room.
13:47Not anymore.
13:48It's mine now.
13:49Goodbye.
13:50Goodbye.
13:51What is wrong with me?
13:56I see why no one wants to marry you.
13:59Lucky me, huh?
14:03Morning, Ms. Adams.
14:04Oh, you okay?
14:05It's with the dark circles.
14:07Didn't get much sleep last night.
14:14Looks like you made you move on Ms. Emma, boss.
14:17Shut up and drive.
14:19Now, as we know, our sales manager resigned last week, but I'm here to announce our new appointment.
14:28It's gotta be Emma.
14:29Yeah, for sure.
14:30I mean, she's worked so hard for this.
14:32She even got a college degree.
14:33No one deserves it more than her.
14:34Let's give a warm welcome to our new sales manager, Kim Cox.
14:39Kim is the new manager.
14:52Wasn't she fired for trying to seduce a client?
14:56Emma, you look dreadful.
15:00As a senior sales associate, you should really lead by example.
15:05And this is unacceptable.
15:09Excuse me, why is she going after Emma?
15:11You're right, manager Kim.
15:18I know I'm right.
15:20And it's really not safe for you to work when you look tired.
15:24So you're dismissed for the day.
15:27I'm fine.
15:28I can work.
15:28I said no.
15:30Because unlike you, I have high standards.
15:33Oh, by the way, you won't be paid for today, and you can say goodbye to this month's bonus.
15:39That's totally unfair.
15:43Meeting adjourned.
15:44Everybody get back to work.
15:47This is just a preview of what happens when you mess with me.
15:53Go home, loser.
15:55And watch out.
15:56I've got another surprise waiting for you.
16:03Thank you, Ms. Cox.
16:07Um, now...
16:09Don't worry.
16:11Now that I have my promotion, I'll put in a good word with you from my father-in-law,
16:15who reports directly to the CEO of Irving Company.
16:21You sure this is the right address?
16:23I ain't stupid.
16:25Kim gave me this address herself.
16:27Let's just wait here.
16:30Okay.
16:33I've got you, you sneaky little rabbit.
16:36Mama, let me go.
16:38Somebody help.
16:39Mommy, help.
16:50I'm grateful, girl.
16:52This is how you treat your parents.
16:55Huh?
16:55We raised you, and you repay us by running away.
16:59If it wasn't for Kim, we would have never found you.
17:04Him?
17:05I can't believe I once called her my best friend.
17:08She knew what Mom and Dad would do to me if they found me.
17:11I sent you money, Mama.
17:13You call that money?
17:15It barely covered my drinks at the casino.
17:18Don't worry, sweetie.
17:20Morris owns you now.
17:22He'll fix you good.
17:24Ten grand.
17:25Like we agreed.
17:27Not a penny less.
17:29You can't do that.
17:30That's illegal.
17:31Illegal?
17:32You're our daughter.
17:34We can do whatever we want with you.
17:37No.
17:44No.
17:44No.
17:44No.
17:44No.
17:45No.
17:45No.
17:45No.
17:45No.
17:46No.
17:46No.
17:46No.
17:46No.
17:46No.
17:47No.
17:53No.
17:54No.
17:55No.
17:56No.
17:57No.
17:58Morris never forgets his phone.
18:00Last night must have been wild.
18:06Stay away from me.
18:07Relax, sugar pie.
18:08I'll treat you right.
18:10Once you give me a few healthy babies, that is.
18:13Now, where do I start from?
18:19What if she calls the cops?
18:22Hmm.
18:22She wouldn't dare.
18:25We'll take her back to Kansas as soon as Morris is done with her.
18:28Once Morris pays up the 10 grand, we'll have enough for our son's new business.
18:32And then for us, we'll find more buyers for Emma.
18:42Who are you?
18:44We're Emma's parents.
18:46Who are you?
18:47Looks like Emma hasn't told her parents about our forced, arranged marriage.
18:52Nice to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Adams.
18:54I'm Emma's friend.
18:58Oh, my daughter's not here.
19:03You can't just barge into her room.
19:09Just came back from my phone.
19:20Help!
19:20I own her, motherfucker.
19:47If you need to look at my wife again, I will kill you.
19:59Your daughter's a slut.
20:01Do something.
20:02I want my money back.
20:03So this is why you ran off.
20:05You were shacking up with him.
20:06Get off her.
20:07Now.
20:08Or pay us 10 grand.
20:09Are you really her dad?
20:10You shameless, disgusting piece of...
20:12William, don't.
20:13They're not worth it.
20:13I've already called the cops.
20:15You nasty girl.
20:17This ain't over.
20:18Mama's coming back for you.
20:22No.
20:23I won't spare them.
20:25Let them go.
20:26Trust me.
20:27They're not worth it.
20:28How come you saved me?
20:34I thought you hated me.
20:36You like me now or something?
20:38I saved you because I'm...
20:39Anyway, you need to move.
20:43This place isn't safe.
20:46But I don't have anywhere else to...
20:48You're moving in with me.
20:49This place is huge.
21:02How can you afford this?
21:04It, uh...
21:05It belongs to a friend.
21:07Yeah, he let me borrow for a few days.
21:09You've got friends in high places.
21:11I was beginning to wonder if Uber drivers are raking in the big bucks these days.
21:16Speaking of which...
21:17I might get a new job soon.
21:20Huh.
21:21She doesn't like working at my company?
21:24A new job?
21:26Why?
21:26Don't you like your job at, uh...
21:28What do you call it?
21:30Maple Media?
21:32Brick at it.
21:33It's nothing.
21:34Sounds like she's in trouble.
21:36And why do I care so much?
21:38I'll, uh...
21:39I'll go change.
21:40Your room's on the right.
21:47Emma, can you grab me a shower?
21:53Sure.
22:03As if there weren't enough surprises in this marriage.
22:07Um, William?
22:09This one's...
22:10Unique.
22:11Just give me anything.
22:18Oh.
22:24You can turn around.
22:26Brood.
22:31Well, what the hell is this?
22:32I don't know.
22:34It was in your suitcase.
22:36I took you for a flannel kind of guy, but...
22:40That works, too.
22:41You.
22:45Don't you dare.
22:46Wait, wait.
23:02I can't.
23:03You planned this all along.
23:06You've been plotting against me because you were forced to marry me.
23:14You're sex.
23:16Silly.
23:18That shirt was in your suitcase.
23:22You'll be a free man once you seduce her and get the sheriff's back.
23:26And for that, I got you a little success tool right in here.
23:32Uh-huh.
23:35Well, I must say, you've got some interesting hobbies.
23:39One more word and I'll start fulfilling our marital obligations.
23:51Am I falling for her?
23:52You have a dangerous body, Adam.
23:58Shane, is this the end?
23:59If you say anything about ending, we can go for another round.
24:03No.
24:04We're done here.
24:05Save your stamina for your next sugar mama.
24:07What is that supposed to mean?
24:19Even my sugar baby for a year.
24:21So, let's talk severance.
24:26One note.
24:27I'm a generous tipper.
24:30We're done here.
24:31Are you dumping me?
24:36It's better not be what I think it is.
24:38Hey, Adam.
24:39I'm going to miss you.
24:41But all good things come to an end.
24:45Try not to miss me too much.
24:46Are you out of your mind?
24:48You were into this.
24:49I'm getting married.
24:51It's a rumor.
24:56Take the million, Adam.
24:58And live a happy life without me.
25:00Baby girl, you'll pull my...
25:03Scream, making me dance, making me sing.
25:07Catherine Rogers?
25:09You don't decide how this ends.
25:12Scream, see what you want.
25:14Take everything.
25:14Mr. Hartford, did Miss Rogers piss you off again?
25:17Let's find out who her fiancé is.
25:23Come on, Catherine.
25:25Time to face your demons.
25:32Oh, Catherine.
25:34Didn't expect you to pick us up.
25:36Us?
25:37I'm here to pick up my husband.
25:39Pretty sure I married a man unless you've made a life decision recently.
25:43Watch it.
25:44Amy's pregnant with my child.
25:47Pregnant?
25:49Oh, Catherine, you're just the contract wife.
25:53I, on the other hand, am the real deal.
25:56So, help me with this.
26:03Catherine!
26:04I'm warning you, she is pregnant.
26:06With your child, not mine.
26:09I agreed to this marriage because your parents once showed me kindness.
26:13I thought, good people couldn't possibly raise an asshole.
26:18Clearly, I was wrong.
26:19You know what?
26:21I told your parents I'd meet you at the airport.
26:24Didn't say anything about you riding with me.
26:28Unbelievable.
26:28You're telling me that bastard is from a husband?
26:31Peter Wilson.
26:33Supposed heir to the crumbling Wilson estate.
26:36Have a nice life, assholes.
26:40That washed up family.
26:42Catherine!
26:43You crazy bitch!
26:45Wilson and Rogers go way back.
26:47Might be a contract marriage.
26:49I don't care.
26:50That old husband doesn't suit him.
26:51We're throwing a party next week.
26:54Get Catherine Rogers an invitation.
26:55Let her know who she just pissed off.
27:11Catherine, don't be mad.
27:13I just needed some air.
27:15Peter brought me here to clear my head.
27:17Where are we, Central Park?
27:19Peter, I don't think they allow pets on the property.
27:21Watch it.
27:22If it wasn't for my family's connection with Mr. Hartford,
27:25you wouldn't even get an invite.
27:26And if it wasn't for our marriage,
27:28your family wouldn't back you at all.
27:30Good luck inheriting the Wilson fortune with this little trophy gal.
27:33Shut it, Catherine.
27:35What?
27:35We're dropping the niceties already.
27:37Catherine, you have no right to speak to Amy this way.
27:40I have every right.
27:41I'm your legal wife.
27:43Don't cross-
27:43I swear to God.
27:45Look around, Peter.
27:47You want to start a scandal?
27:49Here?
27:51Then the Hartfords and your business won't last a day in New York.
27:57Now be a good boy.
28:00And leash your pet.
28:03Peter!
28:03When is Adam Hartford arriving?
28:18I heard he's incredibly hot.
28:20Oh, have you seen him?
28:21He is gorgeous.
28:22But his looks are nothing compared to his bank account.
28:27Even the presidential candidates are fighting for his sponsorship.
28:30I don't even care about his money.
28:32I just want to see that face.
28:34Trust me, when you see him, you'll never forget.
28:38Everyone who's ever met him craves him for life.
28:42Just wait.
28:43You'll see what I mean.
28:44He's impossible to forget.
28:45Impossible to forget?
28:46Yeah.
28:48I've seen a face like that.
28:56I'll have what she's having.
28:59Is that a pick-up line?
29:02No.
29:03It's a shame.
29:06I already took the bait.
29:07Do you know who I am?
29:16Yes.
29:18Right now.
29:19You're the man I want to kiss.
29:21And fuck.
29:24Hey, he's here.
29:27Come on, guys.
29:28Let's get closer.
29:29Let's get closer.
29:37Mr. Hartford!
29:50Did I just see Adam?
29:53What are you doing?
29:55Working.
29:56We need Adam Hartford to invest in your family business.
29:59We haven't even seen him.
30:00Let alone talk to him.
30:03Okay, so now you actually want to help me?
30:05Not you.
30:06Your parents.
30:08When my family went bankrupt, they helped me rebuild.
30:11I'm just returning the favor.
30:12I'm sorry.
30:13Are you married to me or are you married to them?
30:16God, I wish I were married to them.
30:18At least they're not total assholes.
30:22I warned you.
30:23Let go.
30:24And I said no.
30:27Don't forget, you are still my wife.
30:30Don't worry.
30:31I never forget pain.
30:33Now let go.
30:34Make me.
30:35Did you hear her?
30:45The lady said no.
30:48Did Adam Hartford just dip in?
30:50Oh, no.
30:51Peter Wilson just poked a bear.
30:57No.
30:57No way.
30:59Has to be a mistake.
31:00No way.
31:01You're the one.
31:02It's all alone.
31:04Put the names up.
31:06What's there?
31:06Wow.
31:08Wow.
31:10You're the one for a man.
31:13Catherine Rogers.
31:16My cowboy.
31:18My sugar baby Adam.
31:20Is Adam Hartford.
31:21Ah!
31:22Push!
31:25Yep, her blood pressure is dropping.
31:30Yep! Come on! Push!
31:32We're losing her! We're losing her!
31:34Cassandra, I can't believe you got yourself knocked up.
31:38You're a skank and a disgrace.
31:41I'm telling you, Dad. I heard she got blackout drunk at some party and woke up at a motel two towns over.
31:47You have to do something about her before she ruins my reputation,
31:50pouring herself out like that.
31:52You lose immoral brat.
31:54You need to get rid of that bastard child right away before anyone else finds out.
31:59Do you hear me?
32:00What about your bastard child right there?
32:02Hmm? You didn't have an eye having her behind Mom's back.
32:06So how about this? You get rid of yours and then I'll get rid of mine.
32:09Get out and stay out, Cassandra Mortensen. I'm disowning you.
32:14Great. Exactly what I wanted to hear.
32:20Oh, my gosh!
32:22Oh, my gosh!
32:28Congrats, Mom. It's a boy and a girl. They're beautiful.
32:32And they both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone just like you.
32:50Have you found the woman from that night yet?
32:58There are my babies.
33:00I'm sorry, ma'am.
33:01They both had fatal congenital birth defects.
33:04They didn't make it.
33:06Here you go.
33:22The babies is promised.
33:24The mother thinks they're dead.
33:25Can I have the money now?
33:26Thank you so much for coming.
33:27I hope you enjoy and let me know if you need anything.
33:29Yeah, thank you.
33:30Uh, Mr. Simon?
33:31Hey.
33:32Hi.
33:33Hi.
33:34So, I was the top sales employee again this month.
33:36Yep.
33:37So, I was just, you know, I was wondering if I could get those commission payouts and bonuses
33:41for the past few months now?
33:42Please?
33:43Marry me.
33:44I will pay in cash right now.
33:47Oh, yeah.
33:48Not to reject you or anything, cause I would never do that.
33:49That'd be crazy.
33:50I don't think that my husband would be too happy about that.
33:51What?
33:52Yeah.
33:53You are married?
33:54Yeah.
33:55You are married?
33:56Yeah.
33:57I don't think that my husband would be too happy about that.
34:00What?
34:01Yeah.
34:02You are married?
34:03Ruben.
34:04Or are you fired?
34:05For lying to me?
34:06Yeah.
34:07No.
34:08No.
34:09No.
34:10No.
34:11No.
34:12No.
34:13No.
34:14No.
34:15No.
34:16No.
34:17No.
34:18No.
34:19No.
34:20No.
34:21No.
34:22No.
34:23No.
34:24No.
34:25No.
34:26No.
34:27No.
34:28No.
34:29No.
34:30No.
34:31No.
34:32No.
34:33No.
34:34No.
34:35No.
34:36No.
34:37No.
34:38No.
34:39No.
34:40No.
34:41No.
34:42No.
34:43No.
34:44No.
34:45No.
34:46No.
34:47No.
34:48No.
34:49No.
34:50No.
34:51No.
34:52No.
34:53No.
34:54No.
34:55No.
34:56No.
34:57No.
34:58No.
34:59No.
35:01You rascal! What were you thinking putting these up all over the city?
35:08What? Money talks. Come on, Dad. We're going on 35 and you still haven't found a mommy for us.
35:15All of the kids at school make fun of us cause you obviously can't get a girl.
35:22Another word out of your chance and there's no allowance for you for a month.
35:26My kid grows up with either a lot of wealth or a lot of money.
35:30You're not willing to give me idols? I don't want to be my dad anymore.
35:37Tans, hold on! Wait for me!
35:39What? Are you kidding? Look at them!
35:45Never mind, Chance. Just break Charity.
35:49Charity!
35:51Hey, what's going on?
35:58Hey, what's going on?
36:00Hey, what's going on?
36:02What is wrong with you? I mean, you're trying to kidnap kids in the middle of broad daylight? That's insane!
36:11Mommy! Mommy!
36:12Oh!
36:13Daddy, we finally found her! We finally found mommy!
36:18Daddy!
36:19Daddy!
36:20Daddy!
36:21Daddy!
36:22Daddy!
36:23I'm really sorry about that. I didn't realize you were their dad. I didn't know. I'm sorry.
36:37Don't worry.
36:38It's a classic.
36:39You're trying to kidnap kids in the middle of broad daylight? That's insane.
36:41Mommy!
36:42Mommy!
36:43Oh!
36:44Daddy, we finally found her! We finally found mommy!
36:47Daddy!
36:48Hi, Sammy!
36:49Mommy, I didn't realize you were their dad. I didn't know. I'm sorry.
36:51Don't worry. It's a classic rom-com to me. Cute!
36:54Don't worry, Mommy. I can buy you a drink myself.
36:58Ooh. Wow! Thank you so much, bud.
37:00Umm, just one thing. Why do y'all keep calling me Mommy?
37:04Cause I see mommy in my dreams all the time.
37:07You look just like her.
37:08Me too. I got the same dreams too. It's cause we're twins.
37:13Twins? Mine were fraternal twins, too.
37:16They're my babies.
37:18I'm sorry, ma'am. They both had fatal congenital birth defects.
37:23They didn't make it.
37:26Anyway, mommy, what are you looking for in a future husband?
37:31Chance, knock it off.
37:33Hey now, adults shouldn't butt in when kids are talking.
37:37How about this guy over here?
37:39Whoa!
37:41Six feet tall, handsome, great courier, two amazing kids,
37:48but never spends time around any woman.
37:52Yeah, isn't that just your dad's picture?
37:54I'm actually six foot two.
37:56Chance, stop it right now or you're grounded.
37:59Okay, stop. Don't ground him.
38:01They're having fun, clearly. It's not a big deal.
38:03It's okay, mommy. Daddy actually never grounds them.
38:07He just pretends to be scary.
38:10Oh yeah, Charity. What do you know about disciplining kids?
38:13Do you have any kids?
38:15That's what I thought.
38:17Okay? Chance, Charity, let's go.
38:19Wait, what if we got married?
38:24Then if we were married, I would be okay disciplining them because they'd be mine.
38:30There you are, you skank. I've been looking all over for you. I maxed out my cards buying you clothes and shoes and you block my number?
38:41Excuse me for just a second. I'll be right back.
38:45Huh. I knew it. She's just after my money.
38:48Alright, we'll go back and wait.
38:54Hmm.
38:55Cassandra, I finally found you.
38:57You're acting like you haven't seen me in three years. It's been what, like three days?
39:04Besides, you are a married man. Act like it.
39:09Wait a minute. You know I was married?
39:12Mm-hmm.
39:13And you still spent my money?
39:15Yeah.
39:17Revenge.
39:18Oh, also I did send everything I got directly to your wife. So, um...
39:23I hope she loves designer.
39:26Okay, so, um, anyway, about that marriage. Think about it.
39:42Chance, Charity, why don't the two of you go get some ice cream?
39:46Yes!
39:49Sure, I'll marry you.
39:51Yeah?
39:52But just to be clear, I don't have a dime to win you.
39:56Are you sure about that? Because your suits you're wearing looks, like, really nice, actually.
40:02I'm the driver for a CEO. I only make, like, eight, nine grand a month.
40:06Eight or nine, that's not too bad. That's significantly more than I make, so...
40:11Uh, I mean, more like eight or nine grand, uh, quarterly.
40:15Oh.
40:16And it fluctuates a lot. I only make, like, two, three thousand a month.
40:20I mean, uh, that's... that's not bad. That's fine.
40:22Where are you living right now?
40:23New Parklands.
40:25In a one-bedroom, one-bed, one-bathroom apartment.
40:29Yeah, it's just fairly big enough, actually, for me and the twins.
40:31Sorry, did you just say New Parklands?
40:34Come on!
40:36No, that's literally the heart of the city.
40:38Those places go for what? A couple thousand per square foot?
40:42Even the smallest ones are, like, 2,000 square feet.
40:45Even if you were the CEO yourself, you probably still couldn't afford to live there.
40:48Come on.
40:49Yeah, no, you're right. New Parklands is crazy.
40:52That's crazy!
40:53It is. I know. I'm sorry.
40:54I just do this thing when I get nervous. I just start lying.
40:58I do that.
41:00No, I do that, too. Seriously, I work in sales.
41:03I literally ladder customers for a living.
41:06Uh, no, actually, though, I'm kidding.
41:09It's really, it's about...
41:11About what?
41:12It's all about hard work, not giving up.
41:15So...
41:17Keep working hard, maybe you'll get to live there one day.
41:20I am...
41:21Anyway, I am Cassandra.
41:24Officially introducing myself.
41:25I sell shoes for a living.
41:28I make...
41:29About 3,000 a month, but I make commission.
41:31So...
41:32You know, I could help out with the kids' expenses.
41:33Stuff like that.
41:34Uh-huh. Well...
41:36Okay, actually...
41:38Don't say anything.
41:39A good saleswoman always gives their customer ample time to make things over.
41:43So...
41:44No rush.
41:45Think about my offer.
41:46Okay?
41:50Why won't you need her?
41:52I'm not gonna drink my milk anymore if you don't marry her.
41:56Sure.
41:57Have it your way.
41:59Miss Margaret.
42:05There.
42:06Happy?
42:07And what is it with you two and this fascination with this woman, anyway?
42:10You don't even know her.
42:11Don't you remember what happened to you when you were little?
42:14Your old nanny that I had to fire gave you sleeping pills and tried to kidnap you.
42:18Daddy had to pay a fortune just to get you back.
42:20Do you really want that to happen again?
42:25No, no, no, no, no.
42:26Charity, Charity.
42:27I'm so sorry.
42:28Did Daddy scare you?
42:29No, I'm hungry.
42:30I really wish you could eat milk and cereal right now.
42:36Well...
42:37It's sitting there right in front of you.
42:38Why don't you just have some right now?
42:39Okay?
42:40No!
42:41Chance just said we can't eat anymore if you're not marrying her.
42:47Chance!
42:48I told you to stop dragging your sister into this.
42:50Which one will you choose?
42:52Your pride?
42:53Or my sister who's starving to death?
42:57You kids!
42:59Alright, alright, alright, I'll marry her.
43:02Okay?
43:03Happy?
43:04There's just one condition that we have to follow.
43:07We cannot let her know that we're rich.
43:10Okay?
43:11I have to make sure that she's going to treat you guys good first.
43:14Deal?
43:15Well then that's a deal.
43:23You little razzle.
43:26Chance!
43:27Do we have to pretend to be poor right now?
43:30I still got left a few million dollars left for my birthday present.
43:35And I still want to buy her a huge diamond tiara.
43:40No, no silly.
43:41That's not enough to get mommy anything.
43:45First let's get focused on getting mommy and daddy married.
43:50Then she'll get all daddy's money and that will be a lot more than we have.
43:55Hello?
43:56Who is this?
43:58This is uh, uh, uh, William Stein.
44:02Okay.
44:03And who would that be?
44:04Your husband?
44:05You might want to say this now.
44:07Oh, come on.
44:08Dude, seriously?
44:10I mean, you are the richest bastard.
44:12Who's the best?
44:16You're the richest bastard.
44:18Oh, come on.
44:20Dude, seriously?
44:22You are the richest bastard.
44:23I mean, you are the richest bachelor in Winchester.
44:26I mean, you can marry anybody.
44:27And you're letting your kids choose.
44:30Gracie, how one night at a bar seven years ago can completely change your life around.
44:35I should have never dragged you out for drinks, man.
44:37I mean, you wouldn't have gotten drugged and knocked up a stranger.
44:43A little over two grand a month with two kids?
44:46Girl, that does not sound too stable to me.
44:49How do you know that he's not using you?
44:51He's pretty cute.
44:52And the kids.
44:53Abby, they're a boy and a girl.
44:56Fraternal twins.
44:58They remind me of my babies.
45:03Cass, you can't say that out loud ever, okay?
45:07He's just going to think you're trying to replace the kids you lost.
45:09He won't trust you.
45:11Yeah.
45:12Anyway, where's the ring?
45:13Any honeymoon plans?
45:15Come on, we can't afford any of that.
45:17Girl, no.
45:18Stand up for yourself, okay?
45:20Tell him you want to go shopping right now.
45:22Dropping?
45:22Mm-hmm.
45:23Text him.
45:25If he's not spending his money on you, he's just going to be spending it on someone else.
45:28Mm-hmm.
45:28You know what?
45:30There is a little something that I want.
45:33Mm-hmm.
45:34Mm-hmm.
45:34Mm-hmm.
45:35Mm-hmm.
45:36Mm-hmm.
45:37Mm-hmm.
45:38Golding.
45:39I knew it.
45:41She's showing her two colors now.
45:43Mm-hmm.
45:43I do think this is really pretty.
45:46It's affordable, too.
45:48Okay.
45:49Yeah, I'll take both.
45:54So, you're picking something out for the kids.
45:58Yes.
45:58I wanted a gift for them.
46:00You know, it's my first time being a mom and all.
46:02I wanted to...
46:03That was a bang.
46:05That'll be $1,200, please.
46:09$1,200?
46:11For...
46:12Can I get a discount?
46:14I did get two, but I want to get one.
46:16No, we don't do that around here.
46:18Come on.
46:21Work with me here.
46:22I actually work here, too, right around the corner.
46:23Lita's Luxury Shoes.
46:24Ever heard of it?
46:25So, you...
46:26You throw me a bone here.
46:28I'll hook you up next time you come into the stock.
46:30Yeah.
46:30I'll throw in a free pair of heel protectors.
46:32How about that?
46:34It's only $1,200.
46:36I mean, if you can't afford it, you don't need to waste my time.
46:40Are you taking them or not?
46:44Yeah.
46:45Yeah.
46:46I'm taking them.
46:47I'll take them.
46:48They do do discounts right now.
46:56Birthdays, holidays, stuff like that.
46:58Although, it's not my birthday, so...
46:59Long shot.
47:01Mommy!
47:02Mommy, you can take one.
47:03We'll take care of it like a gift for you.
47:10What about this one over here?
47:12It looks nice, doesn't it?
47:14Of course it's nice.
47:16It's $150,000.
47:17$150,000 for that.
47:23My mom would like to try a blanket.
47:26Oh, if you can't afford to buy it, you can't afford to try it on.
47:33I couldn't be held responsible if you damaged such a precious...
47:36Daddy, could you keep playing for Mommy?
47:42Okay, sweetheart.
47:44I'll buy it.
47:46Wait.
47:46I'm so sorry, Charity.
47:51I seem to have left my wallet at home.
47:53Sir, if you'd like some other options, there's a goodwill right around the corner.
47:59That might be more of your scene.
48:02You're doubting my father because you think he and others.
48:06What's going on here?
48:08Mr. Richard?
48:09Sir?
48:10Hello, Mr. Richards.
48:12My wife here was looking at the rings over there in this locker right here, but I seem to have
48:18forgot my wallet at home.
48:20You guys do discounts for birthdays, right?
48:22Just so happens to be my birthday today.
48:24I was hoping we'd get that discount.
48:36Okay, you know what, Will?
48:37Let's just go.
48:38If this was half off, we couldn't afford it, let alone some birthday discount.
48:41Killian.
48:42What?
48:43What was that?
48:44What?
48:46The necklace, everything is free.
48:47Don't worry about it.
48:48You have to pay.
48:48No.
48:50We'll even throw in the rings for the kiddos.
48:52Oh, you enjoy your birthday, right?
48:57Free?
48:58Yes.
49:00Thank you so much.
49:01Thank you, Charity.
49:01You have yourself a fantastic birthday.
49:03Oh, thank you.
49:05Yes.
49:07Hope to see you soon.
49:09Sir, what the hell?
49:12How could you give away all of that for free, Richard?
49:17Free.
49:18You're the stupidest person in this entire ball?
49:21No, that was Killian Steinwell, the wealthiest man in all of Winchester.
49:25You know, when the recession happened, he kept this entire company alive.
49:29And your salary.
49:30I could give her the whole death door.
49:32Everything for him.
49:35She'll be right with you, sir.
49:40Oh, my God.
49:41We got all of that for free.
49:42He just gave us all.
49:43That is quite the birthday discount, if I've ever seen one.
49:45I'm going to come back every year.
49:46It's settled.
49:47Wait, why'd you take that off?
49:52Well, it's expensive.
49:54I want to keep it in pristine condition for when Charity grows up.
49:57I think she's going to love it one day.
49:58Right?
50:00Yeah.
50:00It was only $150,000.
50:02I got it for you.
50:03Keep it.
50:04Did you just say only $150,000?
50:10What do you think you are, some sort of billionaire?
50:11That was crazy.
50:12That was a crazy statement.
50:13Anyway, who wants to see what I got for you two?
50:16Me!
50:17Yes, yes, yes.
50:18All right.
50:19All right, it's right in here.
50:20Ready?
50:23Necklaces.
50:23Here, I'll put them on you guys.
50:24Ready?
50:25Ready?
50:28Nice.
50:30That birthmark on his collarbone.
50:34One for Charity.
50:36Yes.
50:39Oh, Charity has the birthmark, too.
50:41Congrats, Mama.
50:44It's a boy and a girl.
50:46They're beautiful.
50:47And they both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone, just like you.
50:53They both have the heart-shaped birthmark.
50:56Oh.
50:59Where'd you get the kids?
51:00Shh.
51:00Shh.
51:00Shh.
51:00Shh.
51:00Shh.
51:00Shh.
51:00Shh.
51:00Shh.
51:00Shh.
51:01Shh.
51:01Shh.
51:01Shh.
51:01Shh.
51:01Shh.
51:01Shh.
51:02Shh.
51:02Shh.
51:03Shh.
51:03Shh.
51:03Shh.
51:04Shh.
51:04Shh.
51:05Shh.
51:05Shh.
51:06Shh.
51:07Shh.
51:08Shh.
Recommended
1:36:29
1:28:51
1:40:53
1:16:38
1:31:03
1:29:43
1:49:13
1:27:42
1:15:01
25:08
1:28:51
31:30
49:27
1:26:39
Be the first to comment