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Full The Man Swore Never To Get Married, But He Fell In Love With A Rural Girl
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00:00I've got you, Jerk.
00:19You're cheating on my bestie!
00:22He didn't use cheating on me, Emma.
00:25Tell me where that jerk is.
00:27He's on a date.
00:28Not the Southside Lounge.
00:31I saw him wearing his favorite red tie.
00:35You can't keep it in your pants, can you, you red flag?
00:38Who the hell are you?
00:41I'm just a country gal, but I know how to fit city slippers like you.
00:47And you, ma'am, are beautiful.
00:49You can do way better than him.
00:51He's engaged.
00:52That's enough. Get her out now!
00:58Isn't that William Irving, CEO of Irving Corporation?
01:02I can't believe that crazy girl just flung a shoe with the richest man in the country.
01:07My best friend deserves better than a cheater.
01:09Rot in hell, Clyde Richards!
01:15Someone called me?
01:18Shit.
01:19I got the wrong guy.
01:20Um, uh, and who are you?
01:25He's my son, William.
01:29I am so sorry.
01:32William, I really thought you were Clyde Richards.
01:36I'm your man, sweetie.
01:37And who is this sexy old one I'd like to taste?
01:47Cheating asshole!
01:48Insult this lady again, and you'll get more.
01:51This girl, she's perfect.
01:58Don't bother.
02:00I'll see you in court.
02:01Hey, let go!
02:02Leave her!
02:03She's perfect for you, son.
02:07You two should get married.
02:09What?
02:11Marry her?
02:12No way.
02:13See?
02:14You're already in sync.
02:16Sorry, but I'd rather die than marry a stranger.
02:18Like I'm dying to marry you.
02:19In fact, I am suing you for slander and assault.
02:22Call the cops.
02:23Now.
02:25Don't touch her!
02:27Marry my son, and it's all forgotten.
02:30But, Mom...
02:30My son is very stubborn.
02:33He will sue you, and he will send you to jail.
02:37Jail?
02:38You can't afford that.
02:39You can always get a divorce.
02:41Yes, ma'am.
02:43I'll marry him.
02:45I never said yes, but, Mom, you can't do this.
02:49Yes, I can.
02:54Smile!
02:55You're married.
02:56I can't believe I just married a stranger.
03:09I can't believe I just married a stranger.
03:09I can't believe I just married a stranger.
03:11Shh.
03:20Emma?
03:21What are you doing here?
03:23Kim!
03:24You married him?
03:26Why?
03:27You said you were going to break up with Creepy Clyde.
03:29You call me Creepy Clyde?
03:30No!
03:30No, of course not, baby!
03:32Do you know how much I love you?
03:33It's just Emma.
03:35She's jealous I married an amazing man like you.
03:37But Kim...
03:38Shut up, Emma.
03:40You and I belong to different worlds now.
03:43Clyde's going to buy me a car, a house, and you,
03:46after all these years in the city,
03:48you're still just a pathetic country loser.
03:53Go back to the dumpster you came from.
03:57I'm scared, Emma.
03:59The city is huge.
04:00Don't worry.
04:01I got your back.
04:02We'll work hard, and we'll make it.
04:04Whatever happens, you'll always be my family here.
04:07And I'll be yours, Emma.
04:09You've changed, Kim.
04:10Oh, I've changed for the better.
04:12Unlike you.
04:13You've always been a despicable hillbilly.
04:16God, I can't believe I was ever friends with somebody like you.
04:19Here.
04:21Take this!
04:23And go back to your rotten town, loser.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Oh!
04:28You got married, too, huh?
04:31Where'd you find this gentleman?
04:34Let me guess.
04:35Was he on sale at the discount store in the cowboy aisle?
04:38And you, Mr. Chigolo?
04:40How much do you charge per night?
04:42I have some rich friends I could send your way.
04:45Say whatever you want about me, but leave him out of this.
04:49Don't tell me what to do, you cow.
04:51Baby, do something.
04:53Put this bitch and her man toy in their place.
04:55Stop it.
04:56Well, what a feisty girl.
05:09Oh, you fucking bitch!
05:12You're going down, Emma.
05:14Clyde's dad is senior vice president at Irving Corporation.
05:17The Irving family owns this city.
05:19And they just bought Maple Media.
05:21Remember?
05:22The company we work for?
05:24Your ass is gonna be fired, Emma.
05:25Stop lying.
05:27She's right.
05:28Irving Corporation does own Maple Media.
05:32I don't care.
05:33I'm not bending to parasites like you for a job.
05:36Well, guess what, bitch?
05:37With our money and power, we own this city.
05:41What if I told you that we can make sure that your husband never works a day in this town?
05:45You sure you can do that?
05:48Fine.
05:49I'll apologize.
05:50Just leave him out of it.
05:51He didn't do anything.
05:52All right, then.
05:53Let's see if you really mean your apology, Emma.
05:59Kneel on the glass and beg for our forgiveness.
06:02Do it now.
06:04We'll make sure that he rots in hell.
06:07Emma, don't.
06:08It's okay, William.
06:09I'm not giving in to someone like her.
06:12I can't drag you into this.
06:13You think it's fun pulling my wife?
06:29It's your turn to apologize.
06:31Go on.
06:31If you love your wife, you'll get down on the glass.
06:34Now!
06:35Oh, fuck off.
06:36I ain't doing that.
06:37Thought so.
06:38A bully and a coward.
06:39You two are a match made in hell.
06:42Oh, my God!
06:52You come near me or my wife again and you'll regret it.
06:56Have fun on your honeymoon with creepy Clyde, Kim.
07:00What the fuck?
07:02Clyde, that's a Rolls Royce.
07:03Yeah, I know.
07:04I'm not blind.
07:05Wait, hold on.
07:06License plate I-1-1-1.
07:10That car belongs to the CEO of Irving Corporation.
07:19Thank you for what you did.
07:29Wait.
07:31This can't be your car.
07:32That's right.
07:33Yeah, I stole it.
07:34You what?
07:35You're going to end up in jail.
07:37Why would you do that?
07:39She's gutsy.
07:40No one speaks to boss like that.
07:42I barely know this girl.
07:43What if she finds out I'm the CEO of Irving Corporation and refuses to get a divorce?
07:48I was kidding.
07:49I rented this guy.
07:50You rented it?
07:52What about him?
07:53We're co-workers.
07:55We're Uber drivers.
07:57You drive a Rolls Royce?
07:59For Uber?
07:59Wedding's an exclusive event, so...
08:03Right, Timothy?
08:04Oh.
08:05Yeah.
08:07Exactly.
08:08Aw.
08:09My best friend from back home is Timothy.
08:11Oh.
08:12Well, he'll actually tell us me that.
08:14Unless if they're pissed.
08:16But you can call me Baba.
08:17Anyway, Emma, marriage should be consensual, don't you think?
08:24And it should be between two people who love each other deeply.
08:29I know you're forced to marry me, so I agree.
08:32To divorce you.
08:34Really?
08:37Let's do it.
08:37No, I can't.
08:42Boss.
08:43I mean, uh, William.
08:45Uh, if your mom finds out, she's going to be pissed.
08:49Well, we're not telling mom.
08:51Miss Adams, do you mind thinking a step out so we can talk?
08:55Poor William.
09:03But his mom's worried he'll never find a wife with his Uber job.
09:06You better have a good explanation for this.
09:08Your mother, Miss Irving, she's giving 20% of the company's shares to your wife.
09:13What?
09:14Yeah, well, she thinks she's a good girl.
09:17Marrying her would keep Miss Carnegie off of her back.
09:19How is this any different from an arranged marriage with some heiress?
09:22Miss, I'm still marrying a total stranger.
09:24Think about it, boss.
09:25You're hot.
09:27Girls throw themselves at you.
09:28You know, just be sweet to her.
09:31I bet she'll melt into your arms.
09:33Before you know it, we'll have the shares back.
09:35You know what I'm saying?
09:36Do you even hear yourself?
09:37Yeah.
09:38It's worth it if she gives you the shares back.
09:42I want to trust you, Emma.
09:44But I can't give 20% of my family company to a stranger.
09:50Sorry, Emma.
09:51We'll have to stay married.
09:52For now.
09:56Dad said the CEO of Irving Corporation is to marry Beth Carnegie of the Carnegie family heiress.
10:03I knew it.
10:04There's no way loser Emma could have married into the Irving family.
10:09I have a feeling he's the CEO's driver.
10:11I'm just worried, what if he ends up being...
10:14Oh, don't worry, honey.
10:15Yeah.
10:15I'll deal with Emma.
10:16Remember how I told you that we ran away from Kansas after her parents tried to sell her to some guy who murdered his two ex-wives?
10:25Well, if I tell them where she is now, I bet they'll come and convince her to go back.
10:31All right, so, Mom said since you're married now, you and Miss Emma have to live together.
10:53All right, but don't worry.
10:54You'll be a free man once you seduce her and get the shares back.
10:57And for that, I got you a little success tool right in here.
11:03All right.
11:04All right.
11:04You live here.
11:17If you don't like it, you know where the door is.
11:22Come on, William.
11:23For the shares.
11:29No way, Emma Adams.
11:31I'm staying.
11:34Didn't you want a divorce?
11:35Why are you still here?
11:37I'm here because of you.
11:41Because of you holding my company shares.
11:43Because of me?
11:45You falling for me or something?
11:48In your dreams.
11:51Thing is, I am here because you have given me a lot of stress.
11:55And it's my turn now.
11:56So I get to choose when to get a divorce.
11:59Got it?
12:04He is kind of hot.
12:12Oh my god.
12:14I must be crazy.
12:17You know, just be sweet to her.
12:19I bet she'll melt into your arms.
12:21Before you know it, we'll have the shares back.
12:23Do you like it in the sun?
12:32Dark with miracles with pockets full of gold.
12:37Chores make it last a while.
12:41Like a feeling can take you to the floor.
12:46Let's go out.
12:48Why am I so drawn to her?
12:55Why am I falling for him?
12:58William, focus.
13:00You're just doing this to get your shares back.
13:09Oh my god.
13:10I'm so sorry.
13:11You okay?
13:13With her touch, it doesn't even hurt.
13:15You, uh, want to hang it up?
13:26What?
13:26Your shirt.
13:28You were going to hang it up, right?
13:31I can do it for you.
13:33Are you really naive?
13:35Or just a good tease?
13:41What am I doing?
13:43Get out, please.
13:44Excuse me?
13:45This is my room.
13:47Not anymore.
13:48It's mine now.
13:49Uh, goodbye.
13:54What is wrong with me?
13:56I see why no one wants to marry you.
13:59Lucky me, huh?
14:03Morning, Ms. Adams.
14:04Oh, you okay?
14:05It's with the dark circles.
14:08Didn't get much sleep last night.
14:09Okay.
14:09Okay.
14:09Okay.
14:09Okay.
14:09Okay.
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14:09Okay.
14:09Okay.
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14:10Okay.
14:10Okay.
14:10Okay.
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14:11Okay.
14:11Okay.
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14:12Okay.
14:12Okay.
14:12Okay.
14:13Okay.
14:13Okay.
14:14Okay.
14:14Looks like you made your move on, Ms. Emma, boss.
14:18Shut up and drive.
14:22Now, as we know, our sales manager resigned last week, but I'm here to announce our new appointment.
14:27It's gotta be Emma.
14:29Yeah, for sure.
14:30I mean, she's worked so hard for this.
14:32She even got a college degree.
14:33No one deserves it more than her.
14:34Let's give a warm welcome to our new sales manager.
14:38Kim Cox.
14:39Kim is the new manager?
14:52Wasn't she fired for trying to seduce a client?
14:54Emma, you look dreadful.
14:59As a senior sales associate, you should really lead by example, and this is unacceptable.
15:09Excuse me.
15:09Why is she going after Emma?
15:13You're right, manager Kim.
15:18I know I'm right, and it's really not safe for you to work when you look tired, so you're
15:25dismissed for the day.
15:26I'm fine.
15:27I can work.
15:28I said no.
15:29Because unlike you, I have high standards.
15:33Oh, by the way, you won't be paid for today, and you can say goodbye to this month's bonus.
15:38That's totally unfair.
15:43Meeting adjourned.
15:44Everybody get back to work.
15:47This is just a preview of what happens when you mess with me.
15:53Go home, loser.
15:54And watch out.
15:56I've got another surprise waiting for you.
16:05Thank you, Miss Cox.
16:07Um...
16:08Now...
16:09Don't worry.
16:10Now that I have my promotion, I'll put in a good word with you from my father-in-law,
16:15who reports directly to the CEO of Irving Company.
16:21You sure this is the right address?
16:23I ain't stupid.
16:24Kim gave me this address herself.
16:26Let's just wait here.
16:28I've got you.
16:29I've got you.
16:30You sneaky little rabbit.
16:31Mama, let me go!
16:32Somebody help!
16:33Somebody help!
16:34Somebody help!
16:35Help!
16:36Help!
16:37Help!
16:38Help!
16:39I'm grateful, girl.
16:40This is how you treat your parents.
16:41Huh?
16:42We raised you, and you repay us by running away.
16:45If it wasn't for Kim, we would have never found you.
16:46Kim?
16:47I can't believe I once called her my best friend.
16:48She knew what Mom and Dad would do to me if they found me.
16:49I sent you money, Mama.
16:50You call that money?
16:51It barely covered my drinks at the casino.
16:53Don't worry, sweetie.
16:54Morris owns you now.
16:55He'll fix you good.
16:56You know what?
16:57It's huh?
16:58Who makes the money?
16:59Ain't it?
17:00This is the right answer.
17:01We're friends with your parents.
17:02We raised you, and you repay us by running away.
17:04If it wasn't for Kim, we would have never found you.
17:05Kim?
17:06I can't believe I once called her my best friend.
17:08She knew what Mom and Dad would do to me if they found me.
17:10I sent you money, Mama.
17:13You call that money?
17:15It barely covered my drinks at the casino.
17:18Don't worry, sweetie.
17:20Morris owns you now.
17:22He'll fix you good.
17:24Ten grand, like we agreed.
17:27Not a penny less.
17:29You can't do that.
17:30That's illegal.
17:31Illegal?
17:32You're our daughter.
17:34We can do whatever we want with you.
17:42Boss never forgets his phone.
18:00Last night must have been wild.
18:06Stay away from me!
18:07Relax, sugar pie.
18:08I'll treat you right.
18:10Once you give me a few healthy babies, that is.
18:13Now where do I start from?
18:19What if she calls the cops?
18:22She wouldn't dare.
18:25We'll take her back to Kansas soon as Morris is done with her.
18:28Once Morris pays up the ten grand, we'll have enough for our son's new business.
18:32And then for us, we'll find more buyers for Emma.
18:39Who are you?
18:44We're Emma's parents.
18:46Who are you?
18:47Looks like Emma hasn't told her parents about our forced, arranged marriage.
18:52Nice to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Adams.
18:54I'm Emma's friend.
18:56Oh, my daughter's not here.
19:03You can't just barge into her room.
19:09Just came back from my phone.
19:20Help!
19:20I own her, motherfucker!
19:47If you need to look at my wife again, I will kill you!
19:59Your daughter's a slut.
20:01Do something, I want my money back.
20:03So this is why you ran off.
20:05You were shacking up with him.
20:06Get off her.
20:07Now.
20:08Or pay us ten grand.
20:09Are you really her dad, you shameless, disgusting piece of-
20:12William, don't.
20:13They're not worth it.
20:13I've already called the cops.
20:15You nasty girl.
20:17This ain't over.
20:18Mama's coming back for you!
20:22No, I won't spare them.
20:25Let them go.
20:26Trust me.
20:27They're not worth it.
20:31How come you saved me?
20:34I thought you hated me.
20:36You like me now or something?
20:37I saved you because I'm-
20:39Anyway, you need to move.
20:43This place isn't safe.
20:46But I don't have anywhere else to-
20:48You're moving in with me.
20:49This place is huge.
21:02How can you afford this?
21:04It, uh, it, uh, it belongs to a friend.
21:07Yeah, he let me borrow for a few days.
21:09You've got friends in high places.
21:11I was beginning to wonder if Uber drivers are raking in the big bucks these days.
21:16Speaking of which, I might get a new job soon.
21:20Huh.
21:21She doesn't like working at my company?
21:24A new job?
21:26Why?
21:26Don't you like your job at, uh, what do you call it?
21:30Maple Media?
21:32Brick at it.
21:33It's nothing.
21:34Sounds like she's in trouble.
21:36And why do I care so much?
21:37I'll, uh, I'll go change.
21:40Your room's on the right.
21:50Emma, can you grab me a shirt?
21:53Sure.
22:03As if there weren't enough surprises in this marriage.
22:05Um, William, this one's unique.
22:12Just give me anything.
22:18Oh.
22:24You can turn around, crude.
22:31Well, what the hell is this?
22:32I don't know.
22:34It was in your suitcase.
22:35I took you for a flannel kind of guy, but that works, too.
22:41You.
22:45Don't you dare.
22:46Wait, wait, I can't.
23:03You planned this all along.
23:06You've been plotting against me because you were forced to marry me.
23:08You're sex.
23:16Silly.
23:18That shirt was in your suitcase.
23:20You'll be a free man unless you seduce her and get the shares back.
23:25And for that, I got you a little success tool right in here.
23:31Uh-huh.
23:32Well, I must say, you've got some interesting hobbies.
23:39One more word and I'll start fulfilling our marital obligations.
23:48Am I falling for her?
23:56You have a dangerous body, Adam.
23:58Shane, is this the end?
23:59If you say anything about ending, we can go for another round.
24:03No.
24:04We're done here.
24:05Save your stamina for your next sugar mama.
24:07What is that supposed to mean?
24:19Even my sugar baby for a year, so let's talk severance.
24:26One million.
24:27I'm a generous tipper.
24:30We're done here.
24:34Are you dumping me?
24:36It's going to not be what I think it is.
24:38Hey, Adam.
24:39I'm going to miss you.
24:41But all good things come to an end.
24:45Try not to miss me too much.
24:46Are you out of your mind?
24:48You were into this.
24:49I'm getting married.
24:51This is over.
24:56Take the million, Adam.
24:58And live a happy life without me.
25:01Baby girl, you'll pull my...
25:03Scream.
25:05Making me dance.
25:06Making me sing.
25:07Catherine Rogers?
25:09You don't decide how this ends.
25:12Hey, see what you want.
25:14Take everything.
25:14Mr. Hartford.
25:16Did Miss Rogers piss you off again?
25:18Let's find out who her fiance is.
25:22Come on, Catherine.
25:25Time to face your demons.
25:26Oh, Catherine.
25:33I didn't expect you to pick us up.
25:36Us?
25:37I'm here to pick up my husband.
25:39Pretty sure I married a man unless you've made a life decision recently.
25:43Watch it.
25:44Amy's pregnant with my child.
25:49Pregnant?
25:49Oh, Catherine, you're just the contract wife.
25:53I, on the other hand, am the real deal.
25:56So, help me with this.
26:03Catherine!
26:03I'm warning you, she is pregnant.
26:06With your child, not mine.
26:09I agreed to this marriage because your parents once showed me kindness.
26:13I thought good people couldn't possibly raise an asshole.
26:18Clearly, I was wrong.
26:19You know what?
26:20I told your parents I'd meet you at the airport.
26:24Didn't say anything about you riding with me.
26:28Unbelievable.
26:29You're telling me that bastard is her husband?
26:31Peter Wilson.
26:33Supposed heir to the crumbling Wilson estate.
26:36Have a nice life, assholes.
26:40That washed up family.
26:42Catherine!
26:43You crazy bitch!
26:45Wilson and Rogers go way back.
26:47Might be a contract marriage.
26:48I don't care.
26:49My little husband doesn't suit him.
26:52We're throwing a party next week.
26:54Get Catherine Rogers an invitation.
26:55Let her know who she just pissed off.
27:11Catherine, don't be mad.
27:13I just needed some air.
27:15Peter brought me here to clear my head.
27:17Where are we, Central Park?
27:18Peter, I don't think they allow pets on the property.
27:21Watch it.
27:22If it wasn't for my family's connection with Mr. Hartford, you wouldn't even get an invite.
27:26And if it wasn't for our marriage, your family wouldn't back you at all.
27:30Good luck inheriting the Wilson fortune with this little trophy gal.
27:33Shut it, Catherine.
27:35What?
27:35We're dropping the niceties already?
27:37Catherine, you have no right to speak to Amy this way.
27:40I have every right.
27:41I'm your legal wife.
27:43Don't cross with it.
27:44I swear to God.
27:45Look around, Peter.
27:47You want to start a scandal?
27:49Here?
27:51Then the Hartfords and your business will last a day in New York.
27:54I'll be a good boy and leave your pet.
28:03Peter.
28:04Enough.
28:06Behave.
28:14Cheers.
28:15Nice night.
28:16When is Adam Hartford arriving?
28:18I heard he's incredibly hot.
28:20Oh, have you seen him?
28:21He is gorgeous.
28:22But his looks are nothing compared to his bank account.
28:27Even the presidential candidates are fighting for his sponsorship.
28:30I don't really care about his money.
28:32I just want to see that face.
28:34Trust me, when you see him, you'll never forget.
28:38Everyone who's ever met him craves him for life.
28:42Just wait.
28:43You'll see what I mean.
28:44He's impossible to forget.
28:45Impossible to forget?
28:46Yeah.
28:49I've seen a face like that.
28:55I'll have what she's having.
28:59Is that a pick-up line?
29:02No.
29:03It's a shame.
29:06I already took the bait.
29:15Do you know who I am?
29:16Yes.
29:17Right now, you're the man I want to kiss.
29:21And fuck.
29:24Hey, he's here.
29:27Come on, guys.
29:28Let's get closer.
29:40Mr. Hartford!
29:41Did I just see Adam?
29:51What are you doing?
29:55Working.
29:57We need Adam Hartford to invest in your family business.
29:59We haven't even seen him, let alone talk to him.
30:01Okay, so now you actually want to help me?
30:06Not you.
30:06Your parents.
30:08When my family went bankrupt, they helped me rebuild.
30:11I'm just returning the favor.
30:12I'm sorry.
30:13Are you married to me or are you married to them?
30:15God, I wish I were married to them.
30:18At least they're not total assholes.
30:22I warned you.
30:23Let go.
30:24And I said no.
30:27Don't forget, you are still my wife.
30:29Don't worry.
30:31I'll never forget pain.
30:33Now let go.
30:34Make me.
30:37Did you hear her?
30:45The lady said no.
30:48Did Adam Hartford just dip in?
30:50Oh, no.
30:51Peter Wilson just poked a bear.
30:53No, no way.
30:59It has to be a mistake.
31:13Catherine Rogers.
31:16My cowboy, my sugar baby Adam, is Adam Hartford.
31:21Push.
31:25Yep, her blood pressure is dropping.
31:30Yep, come on.
31:31Push.
31:32We're losing her.
31:33We're losing her.
31:34Cassandra, I can't believe you got yourself knocked up.
31:38You're a skank and a disgrace.
31:41I'm telling you, Dad.
31:42I heard she got blackout drunk at some party and woke up at a motel two towns over.
31:47You have to do something about her before she ruins my reputation,
31:50pouring herself out like that.
31:52You lose a moral brat.
31:55You need to get rid of that bastard child right away before anyone else finds out.
31:59Do you hear me?
32:00What about your bastard child right there?
32:02Hmm?
32:03You didn't have an eye having her behind Mom's back.
32:06So how about this?
32:07You get rid of yours and then I'll get rid of mine.
32:09Get out and stay out.
32:11Cassandra Mortensen.
32:13I'm disowning you.
32:14Great.
32:15Exactly what I wanted to hear.
32:21Push!
32:28Congrats, Mom.
32:29It's a boy and a girl.
32:31They're beautiful.
32:32And they both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone, just like you.
32:35Have you found the woman from that night yet?
32:58There are my babies.
33:00I'm sorry, ma'am.
33:01They both had fatal congenital birth defects.
33:04They didn't make it.
33:21Here you go.
33:22The babies is promised.
33:24The mother thinks they're dead.
33:25And I have the money now.
33:30Thank you so much for coming.
33:31I hope you enjoy.
33:32Let me know if you need anything.
33:34Yeah, thank you.
33:39Mr. Simon?
33:40Hey.
33:40Hi.
33:41So, I was the top sales employee, again, this month.
33:47Yep, so I was just, you know, I was wondering if I could get those commission payouts and bonuses
33:54for the past few months now, please.
33:56Marry me.
33:57I will pay in cash right now.
34:01Oh, yeah.
34:02Not to reject you or anything, because I would never do that.
34:05That'd be crazy.
34:05I don't think that my husband would be too happy about that.
34:07What?
34:08Yeah.
34:09You are married?
34:10I don't think that my husband would be too happy about that.
34:13What?
34:14What?
34:15Yeah.
34:16You are married?
34:18Ruben, or are you fired?
34:20I don't think that my husband would be too happy about that.
34:23You are married.
34:26I don't think that my husband would be too happy about it.
34:26I don't think that my husband would be too happy about it.
34:30Damn it!
34:32How the heck am I supposed to find a husband?
34:39Here's the posters they put up this week, Mr. Steinwall.
34:42Help wanted sinking mother.
34:44Compensation five million dollars.
34:47Hands Julian Steinwall.
35:00You rascal! What were you thinking putting these up all over the city?
35:07But money talks.
35:09Come on, Dad.
35:10We're going on thirty-five and you still haven't found a mommy for us.
35:14All of us at school because you obviously can't get a girl.
35:21Another word out of your chance and there's no allowance for you for a month.
35:25My kid grows up with either a lot of wealth or a lot of money.
35:29You're not willing to give me idols?
35:31I don't want to be my dad anymore.
35:36Tans, hold on! Wait for me!
35:38What?
35:39Are you kidding?
35:41Look at them!
35:44Never mind, Chance.
35:46Just break Charity.
35:48Charity!
35:49Charity!
35:54Hey, what's going on?
35:57What is wrong with you?
35:58I mean, you're trying to kidnap kids in the middle of broad daylight? That's insane.
36:12Mommy!
36:13Mommy!
36:14Oh!
36:15Daddy, we finally found her! We finally found mommy!
36:19Daddy!
36:20Daddy!
36:21Daddy!
36:22Daddy!
36:23Daddy!
36:24I'm really sorry about that. I didn't realize you were their dad. I didn't know. I'm sorry.
36:28Don't worry. It's a classic rom-com. Cute. Don't worry, Mommy. I can buy you a drink myself.
36:35Ooh, wow! Thank you so much, bud. Um, just one thing. Why do y'all keep calling me mommy?
36:36Daddy!
36:40So, um...
36:44I'm really sorry about that.
36:47I didn't realize you were their dad. I didn't know. I'm sorry.
36:49Don't worry. It's a classic rom-com. Cute.
36:54Don't worry, Mommy. I can buy you a drink myself.
36:57Oh, wow. Thank you so much, bud.
36:59Um, just one thing. Why do y'all keep calling me Mommy?
37:03Because I see Mommy in my dreams all the time. You look just like her.
37:08Me, too. I got the same dreams, too. It's because we're twins.
37:12Twins? Mine were fraternal twins, too.
37:16They're my babies.
37:18I'm sorry, ma'am. They both had fatal congenital birth defects.
37:23They didn't make it.
37:25Anyway, Mommy, what are you looking for in a future husband?
37:30Chance, knock it off.
37:32Hey, now. Adults shouldn't butt in when kids are talking.
37:36How about this guy over here?
37:38Whoa!
37:40Six feet tall. Handsome. Great courier.
37:44Two amazing kids.
37:47But never spends time around any woman.
37:51Yeah, isn't that just your dad's picture?
37:53I'm actually six foot two. Chance! Stop it right now or you're grounded.
37:58Okay, stop. Don't ground him. They're having fun, clearly. It's not a big deal.
38:02It's okay, Mommy. Daddy actually never ground them. He just pretends to be scary.
38:08Oh, yeah, Charity. What do you know about disciplining kids? Do you have any kids?
38:14That's what I thought. Okay? Chance, Charity, let's go.
38:18Wait, what if we got married?
38:24Then if we were married, I would be okay disciplining them because they'd be mine.
38:29There you are, you skank. I've been looking all over for you.
38:33I maxed out my cards buying you clothes and shoes and you blocked my number?
38:39Excuse me for just a second. I'll be right back.
38:45I knew it. She's just after my money.
38:48Alright, we'll go back and wait.
38:54Cassandra, I finally found you.
38:57You're acting like you haven't seen me in three years.
39:00It's been, what, like, three days?
39:03Besides, you are a married man.
39:08Act like it.
39:10Wait a minute, you know I was married?
39:12Mm-hmm.
39:13And you still spent my money?
39:15Yeah. Revenge.
39:17Oh, also, I did send everything I got directly to your wife.
39:20So, um, I hope she loves designer.
39:24Woo! Okay, so, um, anyway, about that marriage, think about it.
39:42Chance, Charity, why don't the two of you go get some ice cream?
39:45Yes!
39:49Sure, I'll marry you.
39:50Yeah?
39:51But just to be clear, I don't have a dime to win you.
39:56Are you sure about that?
39:57Because your suit you're wearing looks, like, really nice, actually.
40:01I'm the driver for a CEO.
40:03I only make, like, eight, nine grand a month.
40:05Eight or nine, that's not too bad.
40:08That's significantly more than I make, so.
40:10Uh, I mean, more like eight or nine grand quarterly.
40:14Oh.
40:15And it fluctuates a lot.
40:16I only make, like, two, three thousand a month.
40:19I mean, uh, that's, that's not bad.
40:21That's fine.
40:22Where are you living right now?
40:23New Parklands.
40:24In a, uh, one bedroom, one bed, one bathroom apartment.
40:28Yeah, it's just fairly big enough, actually, for me and the twins.
40:31Sorry, did you just say New Parklands?
40:34Come on!
40:35No, that's literally the heart of the city.
40:37Those places go for what?
40:38A couple thousand per square foot?
40:41Even the smallest ones are, like, two thousand square feet.
40:44Even if you were the CEO yourself, you probably still couldn't afford to live there.
40:48Come on.
40:49Yeah, no, you're right.
40:50New Parklands is crazy.
40:51That's crazy.
40:52It is.
40:53No, I'm sorry.
40:54I, I just do this thing when I get nervous.
40:56I just start lying.
40:58I do that.
40:59No, I do that too, seriously.
41:01I, I, I work in sales.
41:03I literally ladder customers for a living.
41:05Uh, no, actually though, I'm, I'm kidding.
41:07Um, it's really, it's about...
41:10About what?
41:11It's all about hard work, not giving up.
41:14So, keep working hard, maybe you'll get to live there one day.
41:18I am...
41:19Anyway, I am Cassandra.
41:22Officially introducing myself.
41:24I sell shoes for a living.
41:26I make about three thousand a month, but I make commission.
41:30So, you know, I could help out with the kids' expenses, stuff like that.
41:33Uh-huh.
41:34Whoa.
41:35Okay, actually, don't say anything.
41:38A good saleswoman always gives their customer ample time to make things over.
41:42So, no rush.
41:44Think about my offer, okay?
41:50Why won't you need her?
41:51I'm not gonna drink my milk anymore if you don't marry her.
41:55Sure.
41:56Have it your way.
41:58Miss Margaret.
42:00There.
42:01Happy?
42:02And what is it with you two and this fascination with this woman anyway?
42:05You don't even know her.
42:06Don't you remember what happened to you when you were little?
42:07Your old nanny that I had to fire gave you sleeping pills and tried to kidnap you.
42:09Daddy had to pay a fortune just to get you back.
42:10Do you really want that to happen again?
42:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
42:12Charity, Charity, I'm so sorry.
42:13Did Daddy scare you?
42:14No, I'm hungry.
42:15I really wish you could eat milk and cereal right now.
42:18Well, it's sitting there right in front of you.
42:19Why don't you just have some right now, okay?
42:20No, Chance just said we can't eat anymore if you're not marrying her.
42:25Chance, I told you to stop dragging your sister into this.
42:26Which one will you choose?
42:27Your pride or my sister who's starving to you?
42:28No, no, no, no, no.
42:29No, no, no, no.
42:30Charity, Charity, Charity, I'm so sorry.
42:31Did Daddy scare you?
42:32No, I'm hungry.
42:33I really wish you could eat milk and cereal right now.
42:35Well, it's sitting there right in front of you.
42:38Why don't you just have some right now, okay?
42:40No, Chance just said we can't eat anymore if you're not marrying her.
42:46Chance, I told you to stop dragging your sister into this.
42:49Which one will you choose?
42:51Your pride or my sister who's starving to death?
42:56Ugh, you kids.
42:58Alright, alright, alright, I'll marry her.
43:01Okay?
43:02Happy?
43:03There's just one condition that we have to follow.
43:07We cannot let her know that we're rich, okay?
43:10I have to make sure that she's going to treat you guys good first.
43:13Deal?
43:14Well, then that's a deal.
43:17You little razzle.
43:22Chance, do we have to pretend to be poor right now?
43:29I still got left a few million dollars left for my birthday present.
43:35And I still want to buy her a huge diamond tiara.
43:39No, no, silly.
43:40That's not enough to get mommy anything.
43:44First, let's get focused on getting mommy and daddy married.
43:49Then, she'll get all daddy's money and that'll be a lot more than we have.
44:00Hello?
44:01Who is this?
44:03This is, uh, uh, uh, William Stein.
44:06Okay, and who would that be?
44:09Your husband.
44:10You might want to say this now.
44:20Oh, come on.
44:21Dude, seriously?
44:22I mean, you are the richest bachelor in Winchester.
44:25I mean, you can marry anybody.
44:26And you're letting your kids choose.
44:28Gracie, how one night at a bar seven years ago can completely change your life around.
44:33I should have never dragged you out for drinks, man.
44:36I mean, you wouldn't have gotten drugged and knocked up a stranger.
44:42A little over two grand a month with two kids?
44:45Girl, that does not sound too stable to me.
44:47How do you know that he's not using you?
44:49He's pretty cute.
44:50And the kids.
44:52Abby.
44:53They're a boy and a girl.
44:55Fraternal twins.
44:56They remind me of my babies.
45:00Cass, you can't say that out loud ever, okay?
45:05He's just gonna think you're trying to replace the kids you lost.
45:08He won't trust you.
45:09Yeah.
45:10Anyway, where's the ring?
45:12Any honeymoon plans?
45:13Come on, we can't afford any of that.
45:16Girl, no.
45:17Stand up for yourself, okay?
45:19Tell him you want to go shopping right now.
45:21Shopping?
45:22Text him.
45:24If he's not spending his money on you, he's just gonna be spending it on someone else.
45:27You know what?
45:29There is a little something that I want.
45:38Golding.
45:40I knew it.
45:41She's showing her true colors now.
45:42I do think this is really pretty.
45:45It's affordable, too.
45:46Okay.
45:47Yeah, I'll take both.
45:53So, you're picking something out for the kids.
45:56Yes.
45:57I wanted a gift for them, you know?
45:59It's my first time being a mom and all.
46:01I wanted to...
46:02That was a bang.
46:04That'll be $1,200, please.
46:08$1,200?
46:10For...
46:11Could I get a discount?
46:13I did get two, but I want to get one.
46:15Uh, no.
46:16We don't do that around here.
46:19Come on.
46:20Work with me here.
46:21I actually work here, too.
46:22Right around the corner.
46:23Lito's Luxury Shoes.
46:24Ever heard of it?
46:25So you...
46:26You throw me a bone here.
46:27I'll hook you up next time you come into the stock.
46:29Yeah.
46:30I'll throw in a free pair of heel protectors.
46:31How about that?
46:33It's only $1,200.
46:35I mean, if you can't afford it, you don't need to waste my time.
46:39Are you taking them or not?
46:43Yeah.
46:44Yeah.
46:45I'm taking them.
46:46I'll take them.
46:47They do do discounts right now.
46:48Birthdays, holidays, stuff like that.
46:49Although it's not my birthday, so...
46:50Long shot.
46:51But...
46:52Mommy!
46:53Mommy, you can take one.
46:54Will you take care of it like a gift for you?
46:56What about this one over here?
46:57It looks nice, doesn't it?
46:58Of course it's nice.
46:59It's $150,000.
47:01$150,000.
47:03For that.
47:04My mom would like to try lunch.
47:06No.
47:07I don't have to take the gift.
47:08No.
47:09No.
47:10No.
47:11No.
47:12No.
47:13No.
47:14No.
47:15No.
47:16No.
47:17No.
47:18No.
47:19No.
47:20No.
47:21No.
47:22No.
47:23No.
47:24No.
47:25No.
47:26Oh, if you can't afford to buy it, you can't afford to try it on.
47:33I couldn't be held responsible if you damaged such a precious thing.
47:39Daddy, can you please wait for Mommy?
47:43Okay, sweetheart. I'll buy it.
47:46Wait a second.
47:50So sorry, Charity. I seem to have left my wallet at home.
47:53Sir, if you'd like some other options, there's a goodwill right around the corner.
47:59That might be more of your scene.
48:02You're doubting my father because you think he can't afford it.
48:07What's going on here?
48:08Mr. Richard, sir.
48:10Hello, Mr. Richards.
48:12My wife here was looking at the rings over there in this locker right here,
48:17but I seem to have forgot my wallet at home.
48:20You guys do discounts for birthdays, right?
48:21It just so happens to be my birthday today.
48:26And I was hoping we'd get that discount.
48:36Okay, you know what, Will? Let's just go.
48:38If this was half off, we couldn't afford it, let alone some birthday discount.
48:41Killian.
48:42What?
48:43What was that?
48:44What?
48:46The necklace, everything is free. Don't worry about it. You have to pay. No.
48:48We'll even throw in the rings for the kiddos.
48:54Oh, you enjoy your birthday, right?
48:57Free?
48:58Yes.
49:00Thank you so much.
49:01Thank you, Charity.
49:01You have yourself a fantastic birthday.
49:03Oh, thank you.
49:05Yes.
49:06Hope to see you soon.
49:07Sir, what the hell?
49:12How could you give away all of that for free, Richard?
49:17Free?
49:18You're the stupidest person in this entire ball.
49:21That was Killian Steinwell, the wealthiest man in all of Winchester.
49:25You know, when the recession happened, he kept this entire company alive.
49:29And your salary.
49:30I could give him the whole death door.
49:32Everything for him.
49:35She'll be right with you, sir.
49:36Oh, my God.
49:41We got all of that for free.
49:42He just gave us a...
49:43That is quite the birthday discount, if I've ever seen one.
49:45I'm going to come back every year.
49:46It's settled.
49:49Wait.
49:50Why did you take that off?
49:52Well, it's expensive.
49:54I want to keep it in pristine condition for when Charity grows up.
49:57I think she's going to love it one day.
49:58Right?
50:00Yeah.
50:00It was only $150,000.
50:02I got it for you.
50:03Keep it.
50:04Did you just say only $150,000?
50:10What do you think you are?
50:11Some sort of billionaire?
50:11That was crazy.
50:12That was a crazy statement.
50:14Anyway, who wants to see what I got for you two?
50:16Me!
50:17Yes, yes, yes.
50:18All right.
50:19All right, it's right in here.
50:20Ready?
50:23Necklaces.
50:23Here, I'll put them on you guys.
50:24Ready?
50:25Ready?
50:28Nice.
50:30That birthmark on his collarbone.
50:34One for Charity.
50:36Yes.
50:39Oh, Charity has the birthmark, too.
50:41Congrats, Mama.
50:44It's a boy and a girl.
50:46They're beautiful.
50:47And they both have the same heart-shaped birthmark on their collarbone, just like you.
50:53They both have the heart-shaped birthmark.
50:56Oh.
50:59Where'd you get the kids?
51:00Shh!
51:21Shh!
51:22Shh!
51:22Shh!
51:23Shh!
51:25Shh!
51:27Shh!
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