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00:00あの大会を通じて
00:04繋いでいくもの
00:06紡がれていくものの
00:08尊さが少しだけ
00:10理解できたような気がします
00:12あの時は叶わなかった
00:16あの選手との幻の
00:18シングルマッチ
00:19実現するために
00:22実行プランを考えてきました
00:25よーしそうか
00:26なんだ
00:27おいおい
00:30本日はお忙しい中
00:35ようこそいらっしゃいました
00:37お前誰
00:37120分アイアンマンランブル
00:41お開催いたします
00:43アイアンマンランブル
00:57本日はお忙しい中
00:59ようこそいらっしゃいました
01:01お元気そうで何よりです
01:02とてもいい夕暮れですね
01:13ドラゴンブロック
01:17マッスルブロック
01:18東北ブロック
01:20シークレットブロックの
01:214つのテーマで構成されます
01:23ファイナルマチャ
01:26石森選手が憧れ
01:27リスペクトする選手との
01:29初シングルマッチ
01:30ちょっとおっしゃっている意味が
01:33よくわかりません
01:33ではそちらの紙を巻き取ってください
01:37ではいつものをお願いします
01:433
01:442
01:451
01:46グレース
01:47グレース
01:48言ったこともないし
01:49やったこともないよ
01:50それでは超人石森大治は
01:53もっと無茶をする
01:54ご検討をお祈りします
02:18日本の隣に
02:20クレスターと
02:33新日本プロウスリング
02:38イツイ
02:40チケットブロック
02:42ミッチ
02:43ビフォーイ
02:44NJPWWorld Pay-Per-View
02:46クリス、よろしくお願いします
02:48よろしくお願いします
02:54Jinkasai survived with Taiji Ishimori
02:57to the end of our pre-Soul block
03:03So that means I guess it's gonna start
03:05which block are we starting with?
03:06I'm not even sure about that much
03:08There are a lot of unanswered questions
03:13that are going to be answered here tonight
03:15None of them in the long scheme for New Japan Pro Wrestling
03:19But it is a box within a box that we're in tonight, Chris
03:23No, that's what you think
03:25We're certainly gonna see about that
03:28Hey,Rambo rules applying here tonight
03:30Taiji Ishimori was just out here about 12 minutes ago
03:35Competing in a pre-match block that featured two Young Lions
03:39And this is the AI
03:42So we're starting with the secret block
03:47Wow
03:48So we have no idea
03:54The secret block is consisting solely
03:57of wrestlers that have appeared in commercials
04:00for our sponsor tonight, the league
04:02And so
04:03And so
04:04Yeah
04:05Alrighty then
04:07Oh no, who got him out of both balls?
04:19Kyohei Wada
04:20I guess he's gonna be the referee
04:23It's about 257 years old
04:26Hey,has he appeared in any of these commercials from our sponsor Crystal
04:33Well,I know this man has
04:34Let's get Funky up in here
04:37Mohamed Yonick
04:39ProWrestlingNoahZone hitting the ring here tonight
04:43We're limiting
04:46Kohei
04:47Kohei
04:48Kohei
04:49Kohei
04:50Kohei
04:51KoheiKohei
04:52Kohei
04:53You know who else has been in a Live commercial that is very upset?
04:59coordinates
05:01to New Japan Pro Wrestling
05:02very upset thate Ishimori should steal Noah's main sponsor
05:07For this event
05:08Yeah,I did hear about that,of course
05:11What interaction on social media
05:12イシモアルリーも手に入れています。
05:17これは、100分に繋ぐ4の1回目です。
05:22ビジョンコースのフォルビジョンもあります。
05:24そこに30分の場合だと思います。
05:2610分の1回目です。
05:29また、ジンカスイオシモアルが来て、
05:32ウリー moved3位に1番が1番が1番が1番が1番の4番が1番。
05:37イシモアルリーのボイフにクリステムアルを見る必要はないです。
05:40I believe we are capable of seeing individuals that are not Taiji Ishimori
05:46in a deciding factor that it won't affect the points for Ishimori
05:49but will lead to eliminations as we saw with Katsuya Morishima
05:52I guess Jun Kasai
05:55wants to help out Ishimori at least a little bit
06:00Well I mean that doesn't seem too understanding
06:02Jun Kasai
06:03member of last year's superhuman Taiji Ishimori
06:07GetsRidiculousEvent the winner of the Artisanal Rumble
06:10Well that was a double pinfall there
06:12Would that be half a point for Ishimori?I'm not sure
06:14Good lord we're getting into semantics tonight aren't we
06:18It's plenty of my jobs man
06:19Yeah you're right
06:20Jun Kasai
06:21Oh boy those skewers
06:23We saw them stuck in the head of Kasai earlier
06:26Oh
06:28Yeah I don't think that impacted Yone at all
06:30They just stuck in his afro
06:32And that is Jun Kasai out of this matchup
06:38So Kasai is out of the block
06:40He can't influence the point standings either way anymore
06:44That's gonna be Jun Kasai sent to the locker room and meanwhile
06:50Taiji Ishimori and Muhammad Yore the only two
06:52So Walker who do you think would win in a race?
06:55Kyoheiwada or Dr. Hayashi?I think Dr. Hayashi on the way
06:59He's got to wake up for us though
07:03So we will have a total of seven individuals that come out for this block
07:06Is that including or not including Ishimori?
07:08Seven individuals
07:09Well Jun Kasai, well I'm not sure
07:13We'll see
07:14We'll just keep going
07:17Yeah I mean twice this year we thought we were off the air
07:20We've been literally pulled back on it
07:22So
07:22We'll just get them on them
07:26The 2 block Samba手 Reunion
07:29Leon
07:32Great to see
07:34Second generation star
07:36The son of one Tatsumi Fujinami hits the ring straight out of tradition
07:40For wrestling here in Japan
07:43You know we're going to continue to talk about it all throughout
07:46The ties between some of the shock individuals that we'll see in these matches
07:50リオーナーと今がリアンスプロ、プロワクトは持っています。
08:05アシマミューレンとモハム・デーオネーロ Some of the players know each other for a long time on the NOAH circuit.
08:18おはようございます
08:48皮疑いしています。
08:53ワーマンだよっしゃいますね。
08:58スタートはスティーブル、ティーブルを塗ってしまいます。
09:04今回のモタンで、ロック、 includes、ティーチを披露しています。
09:07チーズのポイントを使って、
09:10タイチィ・シラマーリーを含めてよるのですが、
09:12タイチィ・シモリーを示したと、
09:14タイチィ・シモリーを解決することができます。
09:18これを忘れて、この公園はこの秘密の秘密の秘密の秘密だと、
09:24これは、この秘密の秘密になってきた。
09:29この秘密の秘密の秘密の秘密にも取り出します。
09:32地球の秘密の秘密があるので、
09:35中国の秘密の秘密の秘密の秘密があるので、
09:40内部の秘密の秘密の秘密を持つことだ。
09:44I mean it's gonna force, we talk about it all the time, forcing creativity,
09:49Necessity breeding innovation,I mean what is Ishimori gonna do to approach this matchup
09:54knowing that he's gonna be the one that most people are gunning after.
09:58Yeah he's gonna be wrestling for two hours plus here tonight,all the way through.
10:03Oh wait,here we go.
10:06We are going to see your next entry into the secret block.
10:14Wow.
10:28Wow.
10:33Somebody's gotta find the Noah colors nowadays,Atsushi Katoge,hitting ringside here tonight.
10:40And well here is a lot of history with Taiji Ishimori.It's Ishii Katoge and Taiji Ishimori former GHC Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions together.
10:50This might be a little alliance for Katoge and Ishimori.
10:55I'll tell you right now Katoge one of my favorite active Noah Juniors out of the current crop and well certainly a man who is not afraid to fly the Noah colors proudly.
11:04going to do so here tonight in Cork and Hall but this interaction between Katoge and Ishimori.
11:10I don't think there's going to be any alliance tonight.
11:12I think Katoge was gesturing around his waist saying he had hoped Ishimori would be GHC Junior Heavyweight Champion by now.
11:20Not having that shot.Oh God, Ishimori tied up already.
11:25Well,no,just two.
11:36See,plus one win,minus one for a loss.It is zero points right now on the deck for Taiji Ishimori.
11:43And the goal to ascend,oh not ascend in this position,Atsushi Katoge has full control here.
11:48Yeah,Ishimori is trying to hook himself over the middle but in the meantime I don't know what Leona's issue with Mohamed Yone is.
11:58And one side the ring but Katoge got Ishimori all to himself here.
12:02Yeah.
12:04Oh my God.
12:08Ishimori nearly has Katoge over the top rope.
12:11That would be an elimination.
12:12Both feet have to touch the floor.
12:14Kyohei Wada's got to acknowledge it.
12:16Mohamed Yone now on the attack.
12:18Kyohei Wada don't acknowledge much of this advanced stage of his career.
12:23I thinkKyohei Wada might have refereed Rocky Romero's first match.
12:31Now give me a break.
12:32You're gonna be looking like that calling Wrestle Kingdom 50 with you one day.
12:35All right well Leona.
12:46And now see this is more of what I expected to see in this matchup.
12:50Katoge covered here on Ishimori.
12:52Just two.
12:54A lot of these NOAH stars,Leona and independent.
13:03But these NOAH stars may be a little bit upset that Taiji Ishimori cut on NOAH to head to New Japan seven years ago.
13:11Oh wow wait a second.
13:21Wait a second.
13:24What?
13:25This is an awful lot of tour titles for Taiji Ishimori including the very first IWGV Junior Heavyweight Champion Shiroho Koshinaka.
13:53Look out,Look out,Look out.
14:00Look out,Look out.
14:01Look at the hips,Yeah.
14:04Prince when's the last time we saw Shiro Koshinaka in a New Japan ring?
14:07I think 2022 right Don Taku?
14:11Oh yeah you're right.
14:13It was a quick substitution that night they called on the legendary Shiro Koshinaka.
14:19First time,First ever IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion.
14:22Oh Ishimori but he went out under the bottom Walker.
14:26Yeah you're right about that.
14:27That is not an elimination for Taiji Ishimori.
14:29Neither that for Leona.
14:30Also to the outside is Yone.
14:33And that is going to leave Atsushi Katoge all alone in there with Shiro Koshinaka.
14:39Look at Koshinaka come.
14:41A little bit of Taguchi is about of Koshinaka with those hips.
14:44Well I think a lot of people will say Taguchi is more the Koshinaka isn't he?
14:50Ah sure.
14:51Mohamed Yone certainly a tie there between those two.
14:57Uh oh.
15:02Well disrespecting the legend but apparently Koshinaka's head firmer than the cheeks of Leona.
15:13Yeah Ishimori now attack on Atsushi Katoge as the goal for Ishimori has to be here tonight.
15:20Put up as many points as possible.Eventually we will come to see.
15:24Will we see a third match on the evening tonight Chris should things go the way for Ishimori.
15:29Well I mean if it wants to go for Ishimori I think you're right Luke I think he needs to get points on the board now.
15:35Because he's only going to get more tired from here.I mean Ishimori is going to be the first entrant in every single one of these blocks.
15:42He has to outlast everyone for two whole hours.
15:44We know Ishimori has an incredible gas tank even you know one of these individuals who even with advancing in age getting just more powerful and more strong.
15:57Good lord have mercy.And Sushi Katoge straight drop kick there to the jaw of Ishimori find the cover.Katoge just two.
16:06And the point will stay at zero for Ishimori tonight.We're going to find another entrant into the secret block Chris.
16:14So much mystery.
16:17And what are you doing taking your jacket off.
16:20Taking my pants off teeth.
16:27Hey whoa wait a second.
16:29What the hell.
16:30The queen of villains Walker.
16:35No.
16:36So here are you from my death.Katoge Matsumoto.
16:43Hey is that Tatsuya Matsumoto carrying dump Matsumoto to the ring.
16:48Oh good lord have mercy.I've been trying to get over the trauma.
16:52You asked me if Matsumoto had a family connection Walker.
16:55Oh.
16:56You don't think.
16:57I've been trying.I don't want to even put that thought into my mind Walker.
17:01No I wouldn't either.
17:05I still have trauma from this woman trying to whip me with a cane back in stardom.
17:09The Goya golden fight of last year.
17:11Dump Matsumoto carried to the ring here tonight by a cast of Young Lions.
17:17The Deadly Alliance is having a panic attack right now.
17:33No.No.
17:34Come on.I don't think Dumbatsumoto understands the rules.
17:42No why is she here.
17:43They just broke her out the home I guess.
17:44I don't think that there are any rules as far as Dumb Matsumoto is concerned.
17:48As Isamori evading the cane shot.
17:51Smart boy.
17:52Will you look at this.
17:55Isamori is calling for the sub.
17:57Wait a minute.Isamori is calling for his first substitute.
18:00What's that gonna be?
18:03My God.
18:06Everybody cover up.I've never been happier to be in the balcony.
18:10Everybody's gonna get wet.
18:20Oh be careful in the front five rows.
18:23The Brahman Brothers.
18:29Now.Oh good lord.
18:33Walking over the course of this Iron Man Rumble.Isamori can choose to make two substitutions in total.
18:42I've seen.
18:43So this is the first substitution.
18:46And for the rest of this block.
18:50The Brahman Brothers will have the same point scores attributed to them as Isamori.
18:56So if they're eliminated then Isamori gets another minus point.
19:00Yeah well that's not gonna fare well with the rate that things are going for the brothers tonight.
19:04Good lord.
19:05No.
19:07This dangerous alliance here.
19:10Good lord.
19:22Dumbatsavolta.
19:23She's not even taking a payday tonight.
19:25She's just doing it for the love of the game.
19:27What the hell?
19:32This is the wrestling equivalent.
19:37The three guys, animals, characters walking into a bar.
19:48It's that joke.
19:50Shun Akiyama.
19:51Dumbatsavolta.
19:52Shun Akiyama.
19:54Good.
19:55It's so much.
19:56Hurishi Tanahashi sat right next to us.
19:59The life in his arse off.
20:01This is incredible.
20:02Shun Akiyama.
20:05Shun Akiyama.
20:06Oh no.
20:10The legend.
20:11Oh no.
20:12Oh no.
20:13That's a double up one as medication walker.
20:19That's a disqualification.
20:21Wait a minute.
20:22Wait.
20:23Domatsavolta is eliminated.
20:24But does Amirishimo gets a point?
20:26Well we're gonna have to look at the screens to find out here.
20:29Wait a second.
20:32How dare you.
20:38You're always in my way.
20:42When you're saying disqualification.
20:47I know I'm happy to hear you chant for me to go home.
20:51I bet everybody please support the leave.
20:54She's doing the read.
20:55She's doing the read.
20:56She's doing the read.
20:57She's doing the read walker.
20:58What?
20:59Oh really she is taking a payday it seems.
21:01Akiyama.
21:02Why are you running away?
21:03She's going after Akiyama still.
21:04Oh no.
21:05Oh no.
21:06Come on.
21:07Akiyama's not eliminated.
21:08Domatsavolta is though.
21:09That is not going to be an extra point for Ishimori here.
21:12No there's seven minutes left in the block walking.
21:27Oh good lord.
21:28You telling me we're already 23 minutes deep.
21:33It feels like a lot more for him.
21:38No,no,no,no,no.
21:39There's not a single athlete inside the ring and I'm certainly not talking about Kyohei Wada.
21:46How dare you.
21:47The Brahmin brothers.
21:49No.
21:54Let's be honest here Chris.
21:56New Japan fans are used to a lot worse.
21:58It's not whiskey tonight.
22:00This is a lot worse.
22:02Oh no.
22:03Oh not this.
22:04Kyohei Wada.
22:05Kyohei Wada.
22:06Kyohei Wada.
22:07Kyohei Wada.
22:08Oh good lord.
22:09There we go.
22:10There's the line up.
22:11Oh.
22:12Who do you think you are?
22:14I am.
22:15Strike.
22:20The Big Rock.
22:21No one is going to open.
22:22No one is going to open.
22:23No one is going to open.
22:247-10 split picked up on Koshinaka and Akiyama.
22:29Now we have three athletes inside the ring.
22:32The Brahmin brothers and Atsushi Katoge.
22:35Let's be generous.
22:36One and a half.
22:37Okay.
22:38Hey hey hey hey.
22:39No no no no.
22:40It's that slow down sign.
22:42Oh.
22:43Wait wait wait wait wait.
22:46If Shu and K eliminate one another.
22:49No.
22:50That's a minus point for Ishimori.
22:51Oh good lord.
22:52Oh no.
22:57And that is going to be negative one.
23:02Points for Ishimori.
23:03This is.
23:04Wait wait wait wait.
23:06We might be looking at a second elimination here.
23:08They're down to minus two.
23:11Mohamed Yone wants his opportunity.
23:14Oh no.
23:15Standing on the back of his own brother.
23:17But Katoge.
23:18And that is elimination number two.
23:20No.
23:25And now the Brahmin brothers have to get back inside the ring.
23:29They don't go to the locker room.
23:30There's one minute left in this.
23:32Jeez.
23:33Well that was pretty stupid.
23:35And now that.
23:37Not again.
23:38And now it is.
23:40This has to be.
23:43No don't get in there.
23:45This has to be the worst substitution.
23:47Since.
23:50I don't know if I was a sporting guy I would have made a football joke.
23:54Well these are the limitations of generative AI.
23:56This is what we're seeing here.
23:58Hey ChatGVT make me a football joke.
24:00Yeah the ethical concerns.
24:02Muscle Buster.
24:03Oh Yone.
24:04Akiyama.
24:05No no no that's two more.
24:07Are we now down?
24:10Ishimori is down one to six.
24:12It's a six.
24:19And now.
24:20Shinokoshinaka.
24:21Oh no.
24:22Oh powerbomb.
24:24Koshu okay.
24:25And that's it.
24:27Oh.
24:28But it's not it.
24:29It's not it yet.
24:30It's not it yet.
24:32Minus six points.
24:35Ishimori is down six points.
24:37He has to be fuming in the locker room right now watching on the monitor Chris.
24:40Why the hell did you convince me to put money on Ishimori tonight?
24:45And that is yet another elimination but not going to affect the point department here.
24:53Yes you should bet on pro wrestling.
24:55Everybody's doing it.
24:56What the hell man.
24:57This is in Australia.
24:58Come on.
24:59Gino Campino.
25:00I haven't felt this terrible since I put money on Wakatsukiama back in the day.
25:05Good lord.
25:06Juna Akiyama now.
25:09Bam.
25:10There's that back from Katoge.
25:11Leona follows in.
25:12Juna as well.
25:13Yeah this is the smartest decision the Brahmin brothers have made the whole time.
25:17Right now this is just for giggles.
25:20Yeah.
25:23And Leona.
25:24Maybe a Leave commercial.
25:26Mohamed Yone now.
25:28Taking in the ropes.Leona holds onto the top rope.
25:30There does Yone.
25:31And a dragon scroll.
25:34I heard you had an audition for the Leave commercial.
25:37But then when they said the name of what the project was you took it literally.
25:41And then you never came back.
25:42That's true.
25:43Still waiting on my callback.
25:44And a drop kick from Leona.
25:51And the Brahmin brothers still on the outside of the ring.
25:54So everything that we're seeing is not going to influence the point totals on your screen.
25:58Well.
25:59But they could.
26:03In theory maybe steal another point for Ishimori.
26:05But it hasn't worked out so well so far.
26:08That is yet another elimination.
26:11Mohamed Yone is out of here.
26:14He's gonna take that sweet Afro back to Pro Wrestling Nolo with him Chris.
26:17The sweet what?
26:18It's Afro.
26:19Two minutes boys.
26:25Two minute call here by our ringside staff now.
26:29And Leona drop kick in the corner.
26:31Akiyama follows in suit.
26:34And Akiyama.
26:35Oh!
26:36Exploder over the top.
26:38Cover here to Akiyama.
26:40And Leona breaks it up.
26:46We've dumped Matsumoto as Tatsuya Matsumoto's mom.
26:48That's not what this is Chris.
26:51Cover here.
26:52Cover.
26:53Whoa!
26:54And Leona's out of here.
26:58So is Katoge.
26:59Let's just have Juna again.
27:01Wait a second.
27:02That might be the perfect time here for the Brahmin brothers.
27:04It's two on one now.
27:05This is the best opportunity they've had.
27:07I think they're gonna try and drive that steak through his heart.
27:09It's not a vampire we're talking about.
27:11Well,maybe Kyoheiwado is.
27:14Wait!
27:15Carter to the eyes.
27:17The Brahmins want to eliminate.
27:20Could we see it?
27:21Akiyama,Akiyama in a bad way.
27:24Oh!
27:25He's out of here.
27:28Well, congratulations.
27:34Celebrating like they just won the G1 Climax, they've actually made things very,
27:39very,very slightly marginally less bad for Taiji Ishimaru.
27:43I'd argue they've gotten much worse actually.
27:46I mean in a broader sense.
27:49Why are you always focused on the big picture Walker?
27:52Come on!
27:53How dare I?
27:54How dare you?
27:55So...
27:56Go!
27:57Go!
27:58Go!
27:59Go!
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