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Zombieland (2009)

A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, a gun-toting bruiser in search of the last Twinkie and a pair of sisters striving to get to an amusement park join forces in a trek across a zombie-filled America.

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00:01You okay?
00:02I think I'm, like, hot. I'm hot.
00:04I'm so used to being in the freezer all the time.
00:08I hate to...
00:09My thong.
00:10My thong.
00:11My thong!
00:12Hey, boss.
00:13No.
00:14You're gonna want to pull over.
00:15No.
00:16We're making good.
00:17Pull over!
00:18Okay?
00:25Oh.
00:26Chunkage.
00:27I don't know. Maybe she'll pull through.
00:28What do you mean? You are the one who always says don't take chances.
00:32So...
00:33Who wants to do the honors?
00:35Hey, come on. She is a living, thinking being.
00:37Okay? A living being.
00:38Look, I know you guys are in love.
00:40But in two minutes, she's gonna become a...
00:44A zombie.
00:45Not a velociraptor.
00:51Madison, please, please, please, please.
00:53Wait, wait, wait.
00:54I'm a monster!
00:55I'm a monster!
00:56I'm a miracle rung.
00:57Please, please, please.
01:00Well, not... not now.
01:01BEDER!
01:03I'm sorry.
01:10Oh my god.
01:11You got to be kidding me.
01:13You got to be kidding me.
01:14You got to be kidding me.
01:15You got to be kidding!
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