00:00What is this?
00:01It's just food.
00:05Shouldn't have said no to the omelet this morning.
00:13That's so funny.
00:14I know.
00:24Joe!
00:30Oh, my God.
00:32Oh, my God.
00:37I'm so sorry.
00:38I didn't see you there.
00:39You just blended in with the loser so well.
00:45No.
00:53You know, Candace,
00:55for someone who claims to be so rich and powerful,
00:59you sure are obsessed with me.
01:02Obsessed?
01:03I think the word you're looking for is disgusted.
01:06Really?
01:07Because you keep coming at me.
01:09And I just find it so funny
01:11that the supposed Kaplan heiress
01:14is just so threatened by a nobody like me.
01:18Threatened?
01:20Don't make me laugh.
01:22Someone has to show a troll like you
01:24how these things work.
01:25Know your place, you little peasant.
01:27My place?
01:29And what's your place, Candace?
01:31Because from where I'm standing,
01:33it looks an awful lot like you're desperately
01:35trying out for Mean Girls Walmart Edition.
01:37Oh.
01:51You bitch!
01:54Oh, God!
01:56What?
01:56What the...
02:09No way, Little Miss Thrift Store scored that bling legally.
02:15OMG, everyone!
02:17Looks like we've got a kleptomaniac on the loose.
02:20Back off, Candace.
02:21Can you believe Little Miss Wannabe
02:24actually had the nerve to steal my Cartier?
02:26As if.
02:27That's a Chinatown special.
02:29Yeah.
02:30Real Cartier costs more than her whole wardrobe.
02:33It's not fake.
02:35Oh, honey.
02:37There's only one authentic Kaplan heirloom,
02:39and you're looking at its owner.
02:41But I'm the real Kaplan heiress.
02:47Give that back.
02:48My mom gave that to me.
02:50Ooh!
02:51Aw, did your mommy get the five-finger discount?
02:55Okay.
02:58Attention, students.
02:59There will be a special assembly in five minutes
03:02to welcome the heiress of the Kaplan family,
03:04who has generously donated to our school.
03:07You can fool everyone,
03:08but you can't fool Principal Adams.
03:11He met me in person at our house,
03:13accepting the donation check.
03:22Wait, that's not Principal Adams.
03:27Students, before I jump into it,
03:29I want to remind everyone,
03:30don't forget to sign up for the talent show.
03:33And now, please join me
03:35and welcome the generous heiress,
03:38Ms. Haley Kaplan.
03:41Coming!
03:43Get out of my way.
03:56I don't know the heiress,
03:58but it must be her.
04:00Plus, I've heard of that Kaplan family heirloom watch
04:03she's wearing.
04:06I'm honored to be here.
04:07On behalf of my dad,
04:10you're welcome.
04:12Daddy always taught me to give to the less fortunate.
04:19Thank you for that amazing speech.
04:28Where's Principal Adams?
04:31Unfortunately, Principal Adams
04:33was hit by our school bus this morning.
04:35He's okay,
04:36but will be on leave
04:38for the rest of the school year.
04:41What exactly
04:42did your daddy
04:45donate?
04:46How much?
04:47And for what specifically?
04:55Excuse me?
04:58You heard me.
04:59That's private information.
05:01Not that you know how any of this works,
05:02anyway.
05:03Or maybe you're just a big, fat liar.
05:10How dare you make a scene,
05:12especially in front of the Kaplan heiress?
05:15Her family donated millions to this school,
05:17and I will not have you jeopardize that
05:19or bully her.
05:21I was not bullying her.
05:22I was asking questions.
05:24Act up again,
05:26and I will make sure you get expelled.
05:28Now apologize to Ms. Kaplan.
05:30This has gone too far.
05:32She's walking all over me,
05:34and she's going to get me expelled.
05:36This has to end now.
05:38But sir,
05:39she is not Ms. Kaplan.
05:45Because I am Hayley Kaplan.
05:53You expect me to believe that?
05:55Look at the way you dress.
05:57I believe a Kaplan won't be wearing
06:00whatever it is that you have on.
06:03It's true.
06:05Okay, I can prove it to you
06:07if you just give me...
06:08That's it.
06:10Detention for a week,
06:11and if I hear one more word
06:12about this ridiculous claim,
06:14it'll be suspension.
06:15But I...
06:16not another word.
06:19Now get out of my sight.
06:33All right, you adolescent pumescence.
06:36Today's the day you've all been dreading.
06:40Dodgeball.
06:42Oh, come on.
06:43You're late.
06:44Uh, sorry, Coach.
06:46I got lost.
06:46Ah, save it.
06:47Give me a lap around the gym.
06:49Now!
06:55Looking a little scared there, Trey.
06:57Don't worry, the rules are simple.
06:58Just don't get your head bashed in.
06:59They use it that much anyway.
07:01You're okay.
07:02Sorry I'm late, Coach.
07:03I had to take a call
07:04with my personal trainer.
07:05Ah, no worries at all, Kaplan.
07:07Hayley!
07:08And, uh, Candace,
07:10you are team captains.
07:12Pick your soldiers.
07:18Pick your soldiers.
07:21We'll be on your team, Candace.
07:22We don't want to team up with those smelly losers.
07:36Guys, you got this, okay?
07:41It looks like she got stuck on the losing team.
07:44This'll be over quick.
07:47Hey, don't let them intimidate you, okay?
07:53But they're all so athletic.
07:57Well, then we'll just be quick and unpredictable, TC.
08:01See?
08:03I have a plan.
08:05Let's hold up.
08:07Okay.
08:09So, what is she up to?
08:12One, two, three, dodgeball.
08:14Dodgeball!
08:15That was...
08:16Okay.
08:18Let the dodgeball battle begin!
08:49Let's go.
08:59Let's go.
09:29you're gonna pay for what you did to her you really think you can bait me you dirt poor
09:35little maggot i don't think i know
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