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Parody trailer for a Big Lebowski sequel | dG1fTzBDTmlwU25PZjg
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00:00This summer, way out west in Los Angeles, there's a fella in this year's story I'm about to unfold.
00:18It may sound a lot like the story I unfolded for you before.
00:22Well, sometimes there's a man.
00:27And sometimes there's a man.
00:30Again.
00:32Oh, man. They got my sofa this time.
00:42That couch really tied the room together, Walter.
00:45You mean like your rug?
00:46Why not use an ottoman, dude? Or a divan? Or a chase line?
00:49Shut up, Donnie!
00:51Dude, they are crossing a whole new line this time in a slightly different way.
00:55And who, sir, are you?
00:58I'm the dude, man.
00:59Don't you remember? We did this all before, except it was with my rug.
01:03Doesn't ring a bell. Nobody fucks with the Mohammed.
01:07We share the same last name. Your wife is Bunny.
01:11Draw a blank.
01:11I told that crowd I don't roll on Upasata.
01:14Upasata, Walter.
01:16Upasata. I'm Shomer Upasata.
01:19I converted to Buddhism.
01:21She was kidnapped and got her toe cut off.
01:23Except she really wasn't kidnapped and it really wasn't her fucking toe.
01:26Now that's where you're mistaken.
01:28Now that's where you're mistaken. This time it was the tip of her nose.
01:31Wow, this is familiar.
01:34Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. What condition my condition was in.
01:41The JJ.
01:42I woke up this morning with the sun down.
01:46Now you're gonna enter a world of pain.
01:49God damn it, Donnie!
01:50I want to believe in something!
01:54Phone's still ringing, dude.
01:56Wait, aren't you dead?
01:58It's a comfort to know that dude still abides.
02:02Twice.
02:03This time it's a purebred Pomeranian.
02:06And it has funny glasses.
02:08Coming at you in June.
02:10At your local motion picture house.
02:12I know I'll be there.
02:14I am sick of abiding, man!
02:17Say, I wonder if they got any of that good sarsaparilla.
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