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Back Off! The Prince Is Mine
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00:00Don't be. They're going to love you. I'll be home soon.
00:04Just have a few more meetings with the Foundation.
00:06First flowers in the room? Check. Candles? Check.
00:08Excellent. Let's prepare the welcome cake.
00:11I still hope your mom lets me design a dress for the Spring Gala.
00:15Matthew, what if she hates me?
00:16Who wouldn't love the future princess of Westmarch?
00:20I still can't believe I get to marry a prince. Oh, my God.
00:24And I can't believe I'm going to marry the most beautiful woman in the world.
00:26Oh, my goodness. The princess future bride is going to love this.
00:31Be careful.
00:32This was handcrafted by the cake boss himself and flown in from Italy.
00:36I think they're here. Oh, my goodness. Okay.
00:40Okay.
00:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:42Let's just...
00:45Stop with the bumps. You're messing up my makeup.
00:51Sorry.
00:52You're a royal chauffeur.
00:55Aren't you supposed to be good at driving?
00:56I may be interviewing for a housekeeping position,
00:59but I need to look like a princess if I'm ever going to land the prince.
01:02And you're going to help me.
01:04Please don't ask me to help me.
01:05Sure, I can't afford to lose this job.
01:08I've got a family to support.
01:09I've been waiting my entire life for this moment.
01:11And I know everything there is to know about the prince.
01:14Every last little detail.
01:16Ah!
01:16Oh, my God.
01:39Miss Ross, it's an honor to meet you.
01:50Congratulations on your engagement.
01:53Thanks.
01:54Engagement?
01:55What the hell is she talking about?
01:57When will the prince be arriving?
01:58These dumb royal assistants think that I am Pamela Ross.
02:02This can be fun.
02:03He'll be here in a few days.
02:05Maybe see the ring.
02:06You know, the engagement ring.
02:11Uh, it's being cleaned.
02:14Okay.
02:15Um, your suitcases?
02:18Crap.
02:20The airline lost them.
02:24They'll be delivered later.
02:26Then, please follow me, ma'am.
02:29It's Miss.
02:31Miss.
02:32Miss.
02:32This is it, Pamela.
02:46Hello?
02:59Yes.
03:00What?
03:01We don't want any.
03:02Oh, uh, sorry.
03:04Hi.
03:05I'm Pamela Ross.
03:08The princess fiancée.
03:10I'm Pamela Ross.
03:18The princess fiancée.
03:20Right.
03:20And I'm Queen Sarah.
03:22Get out of here before I call security.
03:23What?
03:24What is going on here?
03:27This freak claims to be you.
03:29Uh, she's a fraud.
03:31I'm the princess fiancée.
03:33What?
03:35She's lying.
03:36It's a fake.
03:37Uh, okay.
03:41If you're the princess fiancée, then when's his birthday?
03:44February 17th, 1999.
03:46Where'd you go to school?
03:47USC.
03:48BA in Business Administration.
03:50Okay.
03:52Favorite ice cream flavor?
03:54Mint.
03:56Chocolate.
03:56Chip.
03:57How do you know all of that?
03:59Who are you?
04:00I'm Pamela Ross.
04:02Fiancée of Prince Matthew of Westmarch.
04:05Soon-to-be princess and future queen of Westmarch.
04:14Okay.
04:16If you really are Pamela Ross, then I assume you'll be attending Lady Alana Huffington's fundraiser for the Prince's Trust?
04:24Of course I'll be attending.
04:28They're auctioning off a Hearts and Roses gown.
04:31I want to wear that gown to the Queen's Spring Gala.
04:34But, wait a second.
04:36Hang on.
04:37Woof!
04:48Woof!
04:49Woof!
04:49Woof!
04:49You shameless bitch!
05:19That'll teach you. Fraud. Freak. Loser.
05:37What is going on here?
05:38Who are you?
05:39I'm Daniel, Matthew's older brother. I'm here for the Spring Gala.
05:42He was abdicated from the floor a few years back after that incident.
05:45Shh. I know this. Of course I know this. You're my assistant.
05:50This woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiancée.
05:53I am his fiancée.
05:55No, I'm his fiancée. And I want this imposter gone.
06:01I'm sure we can get this all figured out.
06:03Oh, shut up.
06:04Excuse me?
06:05I am the future princess, future queen of the West March, and I want her out!
06:12Now! Shut up, you hag! You have the manners of a pig!
06:22Bitch fight.
06:25You know what?
06:27You bitch! I am going to get you!
06:40You want to keep yourself up? Let's get out of here before this gets any uglier.
06:45Ah!
07:02Daniel!
07:04Let's try this again. Welcome to West March.
07:06Oh my goodness, they're beautiful.
07:09I picked them myself.
07:10Wow. Your brother didn't tell me how charming you were.
07:14Me and my brother aren't on the best of terms.
07:16Oh. Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
07:19Anyhow, I came back to see if you would like to take a tour of the grounds.
07:23You know, maybe take a break from yesterday's drama.
07:26Are you sure you want to do that, now that I'm a fraud and a freak?
07:30I don't know who you are, but I find you to be delightful.
07:33And that other Pamela, well, she is quite unfriendly.
07:38So shall we?
07:40Let's.
07:41Okay.
07:42Okay?
07:43Okay.
08:13She's a nobody and we've never even met.
08:15Mother, she's a very talented designer.
08:18She just graduated from the Fashion Institute and designing your dress would really put her on the map.
08:23When does she get here?
08:24She's already here.
08:25Then why haven't I met her?
08:27Because you're sick, mother.
08:28Daniel, quiet!
08:30I am speaking to your better brother.
08:34My darling boy.
08:35You're going to love Pamela.
08:37I promise.
08:38Okay.
08:39I love.
08:40I love you, mother.
08:41I love you more.
08:50Daniel, sort out this dress disaster.
08:52I really don't want to be wearing some bimbos rags.
08:55Yes, mother.
08:57And don't mess it up this time.
09:05I love you, mother.
09:06That's fun.
09:07I love you, baby.
09:08We're all right.
09:09We're all right.
09:10I love you, mommy.
09:11I love you, mommy.
09:12We'll be alright, bye.
09:13I love you, honey.
09:14I love you, honey.
09:15I love you, honey.
09:16I don't know.
09:34She's pretending that she's me.
09:36She says that she's your fiance,
09:39and she knows all these personal details about you.
09:41It's creepy.
09:42What about my brother?
09:43He's been great.
09:43I think he might be the only person who actually believes me.
09:47Should I call my mother?
09:48No.
09:49No, no, no.
09:50She already doesn't feel well.
09:52The last thing I want to do is cause problems for her.
09:54I really want her to like me.
09:56She will.
09:57She'll adore you just as I do.
09:59I hope so.
10:00I'll be back in a few days.
10:01Once I'm back, I'll set her straight.
10:03Hon, I appreciate that,
10:05but I want to earn her respect and love myself.
10:08Spoken like the true princess of Westmarch.
10:11Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
10:13Well, can you blame me?
10:14I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
10:17I love you so much.
10:18I'm the luckiest girl alive.
10:20And I'm the luckiest guy.
10:22Okay, I should run.
10:23I love you.
10:24I love you more.
10:25What are you doing here?
10:37I'm here for the fundraiser.
10:39What are you doing here?
10:40I'm attending the fundraiser.
10:42That Hearts and Roses gown is mine.
10:45You don't have an invitation.
10:48Then what's this?
10:49Yeah, what's that?
10:51What's that?
10:52Stop that.
10:53Stop it right now.
10:54Stop it.
10:56How did you get that?
10:59I need you to get me an invitation
11:00to Alana Huffington's fundraiser tomorrow.
11:02That's impossible.
11:03I don't care.
11:05Do it.
11:05It was hand-delivered to me.
11:21Addressed to the Princess of Westmarch.
11:24You're lying.
11:25Where's your invitation, fraud?
11:29Right here.
11:30Give that back.
11:35Give it back.
11:38You all are acting like white trash.
11:51My lady?
11:53That invitation is forged.
11:55Well, it looks quite real to me.
11:56I'm sorry.
12:06Shout out to me to the ballroom.
12:10It's right this way.
12:11Then I have some personal matters to attend to.
12:13Okay.
12:13Great.
12:33Does anyone smell something rotten?
12:36I do.
12:37Ew.
12:38Let's just get through this.
12:41Shall we, ladies?
12:42Please.
12:45Security.
12:46There's a hooker here
12:48who crashed the event
12:49so she can pick up men.
12:51Actually, there's an imposter here
12:53pretending that she's me.
12:54You can't even afford
12:55a Hearts and Roses gown.
12:57We'll see about that.
12:59Leave now
12:59before I drag you out by your hair.
13:02I dare you.
13:03Security!
13:04There is an imposter here.
13:06Security!
13:07What is going on here?
13:08Great!
13:09It's him.
13:10The old, abdicated brother.
13:14The shame of the family.
13:16And she's his hooker!
13:20Enough.
13:23Enough.
13:24The auction is about to begin.
13:26Please.
13:27Ignore them.
13:30Ladies and gentlemen,
13:32thank you for attending my event.
13:35Thus far,
13:36we've raised over $1 million
13:37for Hope for Children,
13:40our Queen's beloved charity.
13:41We're sorry,
13:47Her Majesty isn't feeling well tonight
13:49and cannot be here.
13:51But,
13:52onward,
13:53the highlight of the evening.
13:55It's time to auction
13:56this authentic
13:58Hearts and Roses gown,
14:01valued at $2 million
14:02and donated
14:04by the mysterious designer
14:07who remains
14:08completely anonymous.
14:11Nobody knows
14:11the true identity
14:12of Hearts and Roses.
14:13Shh!
14:14Now,
14:15do we have an opening bid
14:17of $100,000?
14:20$100,000?
14:21We have $100,000.
14:24Now,
14:24do I hear
14:24$500,000?
14:26$1 million.
14:28We have $1 million.
14:31Now,
14:32do I hear
14:32$2 million?
14:34$2 million.
14:36$10.
14:37$10 million.
14:41$10 million.
14:45We have
14:46$10 million
14:48for Hearts and Roses gown
14:50going once,
14:52going twice,
14:55sold
14:55to Prince Daniel.
14:58It's a gift
15:01for you,
15:02my lovely friend.
15:03Oh,
15:04that's too much.
15:05Oh, really?
15:06Considering what you've
15:06had to deal with tonight,
15:08it's nothing.
15:10My dear,
15:11would you do us
15:11the honor of
15:12modeling this dress?
15:13Yes,
15:14I'd love to.
15:15Well,
15:15thank you.
15:17Security!
15:18This woman
15:19is a fraud.
15:21As the fiancée
15:22of Prince Matthew,
15:23I think she needs
15:24to be thrown out
15:25immediately.
15:27Security!
15:29Guards!
15:30But,
15:31but,
15:32I'm the Prince's fiancée.
15:34Wait, wait.
15:35Let go of me!
15:36Leave her alone.
15:43As second in line
15:44to the crown,
15:45you are fired.
15:46Leave now!
15:50Please excuse that.
15:52May I accompany
15:53into your dressing room?
15:54Yes.
16:01You have to admit,
16:02he's pretty sexy.
16:04Yeah.
16:05Shut up!
16:13Exquisite.
16:13Beautiful.
16:14Beautiful.
16:15She looks just like
16:16a princess.
16:17Yeah.
16:21What are you doing?
16:22Oh!
16:23I suppose that
16:25now would be
16:26as good of a time
16:27as any
16:27for me to announce
16:29that
16:29I am hearts and roses.
16:31I designed that dress.
16:35She's hearts and roses?
16:37Her identity
16:38is finally revealed.
16:40Oh,
16:40Trilling.
16:41That's impossible.
16:44It is possible
16:45because I designed
16:46that dress.
16:47No.
16:48No,
16:48it's not possible
16:49because I designed
16:51this dress.
16:51I'm hearts and roses.
16:59I'm hearts and roses.
17:02Sorry.
17:03Now I've heard
17:04everything.
17:06The fraud freak
17:07is
17:08a pathological liar.
17:11I'm not lying
17:12and I can prove it.
17:13We all know
17:14that hearts and roses
17:15sews a hidden gem
17:17into each dress.
17:18Right?
17:18Tell us something
17:19we don't already know.
17:21Well,
17:21I sewed a red ruby
17:22into this bodice.
17:24I can go to the bathroom
17:25and take it off.
17:26Pick out the seam
17:27just to prove it all to you.
17:30Yeah,
17:31that's a good idea.
17:32Let her prove it.
17:34I'll take care of that.
17:44What the fuck,
17:45you freak?
17:47Why would you do that?
17:48Now the ruby is missing.
17:50How is she supposed
17:50to prove it now?
17:51Now what?
17:53I am Pamela Ross.
17:56I am hearts and roses.
17:58And I will not stand
17:59for these games anymore.
18:01You've gone too far.
18:03Stop.
18:06Stop.
18:10Stop.
18:11What's the meaning of this?
18:16Your highness,
18:18this woman is pretending
18:19to be Prince Matthew's fiancée
18:21and now she claims
18:21to be hearts and roses.
18:24Your highness,
18:26I am the real Pamela Ross.
18:28I am Matthew's fiancée
18:30and I am so honored
18:32to meet you.
18:33You may stand,
18:34you may stand,
18:36my dear.
18:41You,
18:41you fraud.
18:44How dare you?
18:45Look at you
18:46exposing your breasts
18:47at such a reverent event.
18:50Daniel,
18:51your taste in women
18:52hasn't improved.
18:54Another hussy.
18:55This woman is a liar.
18:58Fool out,
18:59both of you.
19:00Madam,
19:01I don't know who she is
19:02but she's pulled the wool
19:03over your eyes
19:03just like everyone else.
19:07How dare you?
19:08What the hell is going on here?
19:29What the hell is going on here?
19:35What'd they do to you, baby?
19:38Mother,
19:43what is the meaning of this?
19:44She claims to be your fiancée.
19:47She is my fiancée.
19:49So you think you can just
19:51waltz in here
19:52and marry into this family?
19:54Look at you.
19:56You're a whore
19:57trying to manipulate my son.
20:00You think you're the true
20:02hearts and roses?
20:03You're a fake.
20:05She's a fraud
20:06and she's a whore.
20:08She is hearts and roses.
20:10What are you saying?
20:14I had you investigated
20:16and I know you're not Pamela Ross.
20:19You're Misha Dankworth
20:20and you're a grifter.
20:23You're Misha Dankworth
20:24and you're a grifter.
20:26You've been arrested twice
20:27for shoplifting
20:27and your brother works
20:28here at the palace.
20:29And you're a flaccid loser
20:30who's never going to live up
20:31to his younger brother's greatness.
20:32What's your point?
20:35Listen,
20:36I think you want my brother
20:37and I want Pamela
20:39to burn his balls.
20:41He should be with me.
20:43Who cares?
20:44I just want to fuck
20:44with Mama's boy in there.
20:46And I just want to fuck
20:47Mama's boy.
20:48Well, then maybe,
20:49maybe we could help
20:51each other out.
20:52What do you have in mind?
20:53Well,
20:55hearts and roses
20:59is my favorite designer.
21:02I was thinking of asking
21:04them to design a dress
21:06for the Royal Charity Gala.
21:08Maybe.
21:09Stop!
21:10I have had both
21:11of these women investigated
21:12and according to my information,
21:14this woman,
21:14Misha,
21:15is the true hearts and roses
21:16as she claims to be.
21:17Misha is the true hearts and roses
21:24as she claims to be.
21:25Daniel,
21:25you know that's not true.
21:27I'm sorry, Pamela.
21:29I'm so sorry.
21:31I pretended to be Pamela
21:33to get close to you
21:34and I wanted to design a dress
21:37for you for the gala,
21:38but now my surprise is ruined.
21:42Clever girl.
21:43My staff have been watching you,
21:46Misha.
21:47and they've told me
21:49some very good things,
21:50that you are a self-made woman.
21:52You are full of confidence
21:54and strength.
21:57You're the kind of woman
21:57who could rule the design world.
22:00The kind of woman
22:01who might be a good queen one day.
22:05This one can't even possibly
22:08be a princess,
22:10let alone being anything else.
22:13Mother, enough.
22:17Clearly, Misha
22:17is the true hearts and roses
22:20and much more suitable
22:22for the prince of Westmarch.
22:26Matthew,
22:27I want you to marry her.
22:33I want you to marry her.
22:35I will not.
22:38Pamela is my fiancée
22:39and the love of my life.
22:41But...
22:42I wouldn't be caught dead
22:43with a skank like you.
22:47A contest.
22:49Both women
22:49shall design a dress
22:51and then we will see
22:52who the true hearts and roses is.
22:55And the winner of the contest
22:57shall design the dress
22:58for the gala
22:59for the queen.
23:00My fuck-up son
23:03has had a good idea
23:04for once.
23:05A contest, it is.
23:07And may the best woman win
23:09next Saturday night.
23:13You're just going to make
23:14a fool of yourself.
23:16Shame on you.
23:20Look, I'm sorry
23:21tonight was so hard.
23:23Oh, love.
23:25How about I try
23:26and make you feel
23:27a little bit better?
23:27What did you have in mind?
23:33How about I show you
23:35just how much I love you?
23:38Please do.
24:37My brilliant fiancée.
24:51Thank you, handsome.
24:55I'm gonna miss you so much.
25:02I know, baby.
25:03I'll be home as soon as the royal council is done with me.
25:06Of course.
25:07I totally understand.
25:09The life of a princess.
25:11Ha.
25:12And I'll sort things out with my mother when I get home.
25:15I told you you don't need to do that.
25:17I'm gonna win this contest and prove it to her myself.
25:21Also, I've asked Daniel to look after you while I'm away.
25:24So, should you need anything, go to him.
25:28Um...
25:30Look, he feels terrible about the other night.
25:34I think he had too much to drink.
25:36Okay.
25:37I gotta go.
25:48I love you.
25:49I love you more.
25:50I love you more.
25:51I love you more.
25:53I love you more.
25:54Ugh.
25:56Uh, Pamela, I'm really sorry
26:20for blindsiding you at that fundraiser.
26:23I thought I was doing the right thing.
26:25It's okay.
26:26I have faith I'm going to win this contest.
26:28Well, um, I hope you do.
26:32I really don't know who to believe, um, at this point,
26:35but, uh, I hope it's you.
26:40Uh, I think you're wonderful.
26:51Oops.
26:51Let me go get something for you.
26:56Oh, thank you so much.
27:19A toast.
27:26To spill drinks, winning dresses, and new friends.
27:32Cheers.
27:33Cheers.
27:34So, how are the designs coming along?
27:46Um, fine.
27:49Um, I'm sorry.
27:51I just, I don't feel very well all of a sudden.
27:56Oh, I got it.
27:58I'm sorry.
27:58Um, I said the, the, the room is spinning.
28:08Can I get something for you?
28:10Can I help you?
28:11Can I do something?
28:12I think I'm going to faint.
28:13Um, I don't know what's wrong.
28:16Come on.
28:16I don't know what's wrong.
28:20I'm...
28:21Bye-bye.
28:41Bye-bye.
28:43Bye-bye.
28:44I really don't think I can go through with this.
28:50You'll go through with it, or I'll expose you for breaking into the Queen's office.
28:56Just pull her shirt down and take a picture and make it look like the two of you just had sex.
29:00Oh, my God. Do it, Ralph.
29:02Or else.
29:14Oh, God.
29:15I'm so sorry about this, Miss Ross.
29:18They're making me do this.
29:21You see, I have a wife and two daughters, and the little one isn't well, and the medical bills are killing me.
29:28My wife has to stay at home to take care of her.
29:32Please, Miss Ross.
29:35I really need this job. Please forgive me.
29:40I really need this job. Please forgive me.
29:44God, I can't do it.
30:13No, I...
30:14Ouch!
30:23How can you do this?
30:27What am I supposed to do?
30:28You'll figure something out. You always do.
30:30Yeah, you're lucky I'm so smart, you worm.
30:32I will figure it out.
30:38I need to take that bitch down if it's the last thing I do.
30:42Get in the way.
30:43I still can't believe how much I must have drinkin' last night. My head hurts so much.
30:54You gotta hydrate, girl. There you go.
30:55I'm trying, but I still feel queasy.
31:03Was I obnoxious?
31:04Oh, I think you were absolutely darling.
31:05All I remember is waking up in a strange room.
31:10Oh, no worries.
31:11I put you there. I talked to you in.
31:18Um, Pamela, there's something I need to tell you, and it's not exactly easy to say.
31:24What is it?
31:25My God, you're beautiful.
31:27Daniel.
31:27No, really, I think you're magic.
31:30Daniel, I don't think...
31:31Pamela, I'm in love with you.
31:38Pamela, I'm in love with you.
31:43Daniel, I think you're lovely, but I, um...
31:47Your brother...
31:49I'm sorry. I think I'm gonna be sick. Excuse me.
31:57Fuck!
32:02Fuck!
32:24Hello.
32:25Pamela?
32:26What's wrong?
32:27Pamela?
32:33What's wrong?
32:36Nothing. Um...
32:38I, um...
32:39I just went for a jog.
32:42So I'm a little out of sorts right now.
32:45You're a dynamo.
32:49Something's wrong. I can hear it.
32:52Tell me.
32:53I just miss you.
32:54I miss you, too.
32:55I'll be home soon.
32:57I know.
32:58I just wanted to hear your voice.
33:01Um, I'm okay, though.
33:04I promise.
33:06I can't wait to be with you again.
33:08I love you.
33:10I love you, too.
33:11Bye.
33:11Bye.
33:11Bye.
33:29Bye.
33:33Bye.
33:34Bye.
33:35Bye.
33:36Bye.
33:37Bye.
33:37Bye.
33:37Bye.
33:38Bye.
33:39I'm so sorry.
33:40Well, if it isn't the fake hearts and roses.
33:44Where's your address, Misha?
33:46I don't see you working on anything.
33:48All I see is you wandering around pretending
33:50like you're somebody else.
33:52My address is coming along fine.
33:55Also, it's fabulous.
33:57I'm going to reveal it at the contest
33:59and blow everyone's minds.
34:02I'm sure.
34:03And then the prince is going to see what a liar you are
34:06and dump your sorry ass.
34:10Misha?
34:12That's never going to happen.
34:15He loves me with all of his heart.
34:17And he thinks that you're a lying weirdo.
34:20Your sociopath is manipulating him with the skills
34:23you learn as a prostitute.
34:26Ah!
34:29Back off, Misha.
34:31The prince is mine.
34:33No, you back off.
34:34The prince is mine.
34:37Get out of here.
34:38Oh, your highness.
34:40What beautiful roses.
34:42Oh, thank you, yes.
34:44Except they're getting really dirty.
34:46I'm wondering, you being the seamstress that you are,
34:49maybe you could make me a gardening apron.
34:51Maybe you could make me a gardening apron.
34:53Yes?
34:55Hello?
34:56Hello?
34:57Um, sure.
34:59I'd be happy to.
35:02Perfect.
35:04I'd be happy to.
35:06Perfect.
35:07I'd be happy to.
35:09I'd be happy to.
35:11I'd be happy to.
35:14I'd be happy to.
35:15I'd be happy to.
35:16I'd be happy to.
35:17I'd be happy to.
35:18I'd be happy to.
35:22Hello?
35:23Hello?
35:24Um.
35:25Sure.
35:26I'd be happy to.
35:27Perfect.
35:28I'd be happy to.
35:29I'd be happy to.
35:30I'd be happy to.
35:31I'd be happy to.
35:32Bye.
35:33Bye.
35:34Bye.
35:36Bye.
35:45Yes.
35:46I just wanted to apologize for my behavior earlier.
35:48Well, my behavior in general, actually.
35:57Right.
35:58I'm just hoping that we can let bygones be bygones, maybe even be friends.
36:04My gosh, that would actually be really amazing.
36:09Awesome.
36:11Now, I have a favor to ask.
36:13Ask friends.
36:15What is it?
36:18I'm wondering.
36:20The queen asked me to make her a gardening apron,
36:24and I'm just hoping that maybe, in the spirit of our new friendship,
36:31you would make it for me, since you're so talented.
36:36Well, what's the magic word, Misha?
36:41Please?
36:42Please what?
36:44Pretty please?
36:45Pretty please what?
36:47Pretty please with sugar on top?
36:50Let me think about it, okay?
36:54Over my dead body.
37:00Now get out.
37:02You'll be sorry.
37:04Bitch.
37:05Your Highness.
37:17I heard that you needed a new gardening apron, so I made this for you.
37:23I didn't ask you to make me a gardening apron.
37:26I asked my darling, Misha.
37:30You don't think you're going to win me over, do you?
37:34By kissing my rump, you've got another thing coming.
37:38Now, scat!
37:39Oh, Your Highness!
38:00What a beautiful gardening apron.
38:03Oh.
38:04Where did you get it?
38:05That floozy Pamela made it.
38:07She did?
38:08Trying to win me over, I suppose.
38:11I suppose.
38:13But, for a fraud, she's a pretty good seamstress.
38:20We need to kick things up a notch.
38:35My plan isn't working.
38:36I can't get past that Pamela bitch.
38:38Well, she is his fiancée.
38:42Can we not start this again?
38:45I want her gone.
38:47What do you mean, gone?
38:48Dead.
38:48Dead.
38:50As in D-E-A-D, dead.
38:52You're talking murder?
38:54That's crazy.
38:55Don't say it.
38:56I want her gone, and you're going to help me do it.
38:59I will not.
39:00Besides, I got a weak stomach.
39:02You personally, you idiot.
39:05I want you to hire someone to do it.
39:06Someone good.
39:08I won't.
39:09You will.
39:10Or I'll expose you for drugging and exploiting the princess.
39:13You wouldn't.
39:14I will.
39:15You are evil.
39:17And I'm the future princess of Westmarch.
39:20Welcome back.
39:36Can I ask you something?
39:37Yeah, what's up?
39:38What the fuck happened between you and Pamela the other night?
39:42Nothing happened.
39:43Why?
39:44She said she drank a little too much.
39:47Ended up in a strange room.
39:49Much like that had to do with me?
39:51She said you put her there.
39:52I did not look.
39:57Listen, I know you.
39:59I know your past.
40:01And I know just how low you're willing to sink.
40:04What are you trying to say?
40:06Little brother?
40:17Stay away from her.
40:18Or what?
40:28You don't want to know.
40:31What's your problem?
40:32Is your ego hurting?
40:34Are you afraid that your fuck-up little brother's going to steal your girlfriend?
40:38Take your best shot, pussy.
40:43Give it your best shot, pussy.
40:45Pussy.
40:48Oh, my God.
41:18You stay away from Pamela.
41:48He is out of control. He tried to kill me.
41:51Oh, darling, you're overreacting.
41:54He might be worthless, but he's not a killer.
41:59Probably hormones or something.
42:01This isn't hormonal. This is unabashed jealousy.
42:05He's always been jealous of me. He's coveted everything I have, including Pamela.
42:09I think he drugged her.
42:11Oh, no. I think this hussy is having a negative effect on you.
42:17Mother.
42:19The true other Hearts and Roses is a much better match for you.
42:23I am Hearts and Roses.
42:25Liar!
42:26Stop! Just stop!
42:29I am Pamela Ross.
42:32I am Hearts and Roses.
42:33I am the love of Matthew's life, and I am his fiancée.
42:37And I am not taking your abuse anymore.
42:42I order you to break up with that bimbo.
42:45I will not!
42:46Pamela is the most important person in my life now.
42:51And if that means not being your goddamn prince, then so be it.
42:55I am you.
43:11I'm you.
43:12I'm you.
43:14You're too.
43:14I am you.
43:15I'll be with you.
43:16I don't know.
43:46Oh, it is just perfect for the Hope for Children Gala.
44:03We'll do the cocktail reception out here and then move inside for the ball.
44:06I think the Queen will love it.
44:07Absolutely love it.
44:08And by that point, everyone will know that I'm the real Hearts and Roses, and that prissy
44:12little faker will be long gone.
44:14I will be Prince Matthew's date to that gala.
44:17You're totally going to win that contest this weekend.
44:20Totally.
44:25What are you doing here?
44:26I'm checking out the space for the Hope for Children's Gala.
44:29What are you doing here?
44:31We're checking out the space.
44:33The Queen sent us.
44:34Well, the Prince sent me.
44:36Oh my God, girls, you have to look at this.
44:38Nude photos of Pamela Roths?
44:42What?
44:43Oh, Pam.
44:44Different.
44:45Why would you do that?
44:46Where did they come from?
44:47I don't know.
44:48They're not cute.
44:49No.
44:50Oh my God.
44:51Look at the lingerie.
44:52Where did these come from?
44:55So much for Princess of West March, slut, whore, tramp.
45:00Don't open me!
45:16Hello?
45:16Help!
45:17Help me!
45:20Hey!
45:21Oh my hero.
45:26Are you okay?
45:27Did they hurt you, my love?
45:28I'm fine.
45:29Did they hurt you?
45:30No.
45:30No.
45:30I'm just glad that you came when you did.
45:33Daniel, you okay?
45:35I'm fine.
45:42Who put you up to this?
45:44It wasn't me.
45:45Who put you up to this?
45:46He paid me.
45:47Who put you up to this?
45:48Please stop, man.
45:49It was Ralph.
45:50I don't believe you.
45:51It was him.
45:52I swear.
45:55Get this piece of shit out of here.
45:57Here we go.
46:09I'm so sorry, Pamela.
46:11I couldn't go through with it.
46:13I swear.
46:13It wasn't my idea.
46:14I swear.
46:14I told you, I know nothing about it.
46:35It's disgusting.
46:37What kind of a pervert would have a room like that in targeting Pamela?
46:40Then how do you explain it?
46:41Daniel, Matthew has a point.
46:42You're the black sheep of the family, and you invite suspicion.
46:47It had to be Ralph.
46:48He tried to have her killed.
46:49He's clearly obsessed with her.
46:51What about those disgusting pictures on the internet?
46:54I think Daniel has a point.
46:59Ralph probably released the photos, too.
47:01So Daniel may have a point for once.
47:05I'm sorry I doubted you.
47:07No problem.
47:09It's been shocking for us all.
47:12Stupid fucking machine.
47:30The shit's broken.
47:31I can't glue it.
47:32oh it's so ugly
47:42fuck
47:50ugh
47:50what do you want
47:51you need to get me out of here
47:52I don't have time for this
47:54besides you're the one stupid enough to get arrested
47:56yeah but I did it for you
47:57fine if you keep your mouth shut I'll post your bail
48:00no I've gotta go I've got a fucking dress to make
48:02this place is disgusting
48:14I feel like I need a shower
48:16thanks for bailing me out
48:17now that I have I need you to get me a dress
48:21what do you mean
48:22the hearts and roses dress competition
48:26is this weekend and I need a
48:28fabulous dress so that I can beat that bitch
48:30what's that supposed to do with me
48:32you're gonna get me a counterfeit dress
48:35that I can pass off as my own design
48:37how am I supposed to do that
48:39I have no idea
48:39but you better do a better job on this
48:42than you did that lame ass head job
48:43you didn't pull off
48:44I can't do it
48:45I can't do it
48:47if you don't I won't pay your attorney fees
48:51life in prison buddy
48:53think about your wife and kiddos
48:56you're shameless Misha
48:58thank you
48:59this better be the winning dress or else it's a winner now leave me alone
49:18fucking one
49:25Christ
49:27can't believe he sunk so low
49:38but that dress
49:44that's rather fabulous
49:47you're clearly the winner
49:55definitely the best dress
49:57ladies and gentlemen
50:00thank you so much for coming along this evening
50:03to my little contest
50:04to discover the true hearts and roses
50:08the winner is going to design a dress for me
50:15for the hope for children gala
50:17a true honor
50:19everyone has ballots
50:22and you will need to indicate
50:24whether you like this
50:25pink dress
50:27or the blue dress
50:30the ballots will then be counted
50:34and we will announce the winner this evening
50:36in the meantime
50:38please enjoy the party
50:39the moment of truth
50:41fuck you
50:42if you'd like that could be arranged
50:44ladies and gentlemen
50:51the moment of truth
50:53the votes have been tallied
50:55and the results are in
50:57please may I have the envelope
50:58the true hearts and roses
51:04who will design my dress
51:07for the hope for children charity gala
51:09is
51:11Pamela Ross
51:22oh my god
51:27we've been wrong this entire time
51:29we have fucked
51:30crap
51:31my darling
51:33I am so sorry
51:35I ever doubted you
51:36can you ever forgive me
51:39of course I forgive you
51:40you're my beloved's mother
51:41well soon
51:43and sooner rather than later
51:44I hope
51:45I'll also be your mother
51:47of course
51:48stop
51:53the contest
52:09was fixed
52:10the contest
52:14was fixed
52:15what
52:16those two women
52:21the queen's secretary
52:23and the secretary's assistant
52:26stuffed the ballot box
52:28I saw them
52:30they were throwing out the real votes
52:32and shoving it full
52:34of votes
52:35for Pamela
52:35what the hell are you talking about
52:37that's insane
52:37we would never do anything like that
52:39she's lying
52:40ladies and gentlemen
52:41please calm down
52:43stop
52:43that's my dress
52:45that is my dress
52:48thank god I got here in time
52:50it's the Pierre Tosh original
52:51sorry Misha
52:54sorry Misha
53:00that's impossible
53:03because I designed the dress
53:06lies
53:07I designed it
53:08and I can prove it
53:10in every dress
53:12there is a label
53:13made with golden thread
53:14sewn into the scene
53:16allow me
53:18it's there
53:25she's a thief
53:26that dress was taken
53:28from my studio
53:29two days ago
53:30security
53:31call the police
53:32no no wait wait wait wait
53:34wait wait wait
53:34stop stop stop stop
53:35stop stop stop
53:36it was
53:37my brother Ralph
53:40Ralph is your brother?
53:42yes
53:42and he tried to have Pamela killed
53:45not true
53:47Misha did it all
53:49Misha did it all
53:52she blackmailed me to kill Pamela
53:55and she made me steal the dress
53:58she drugged her
53:59and wanted me to have sex of her
54:01and take photos of her
54:03what?
54:04what?
54:04I couldn't go through that
54:06Misha did it all
54:09I believe him
54:10so do I
54:12take her away
54:14no no no no no no
54:17no no
54:17it was Daniel
54:21Daniel is a pervert
54:24who's obsessed with Pamela
54:26he's got all of these pictures
54:28and these videos of her
54:30and
54:31and
54:31he's obsessed with trying to hurt his younger brother
54:35he deserves it
54:41he deserves all of it
54:42he's always the first
54:43he gets everything he wants
54:44I'm the firstborn
54:46it's my turn
54:47my turn
54:48take them both away
54:49call the police
54:50no I'm
54:51get away from me
54:52get your hands off me
54:53get your hands off me
54:54mommy
54:55mother
54:55mother
54:56mommy
54:57mommy
54:58mommy
55:00I hate you
55:02I'll get you
55:03oh my god
55:06oh my god
55:07we are so so so so so sorry
55:08oh my god
55:09we are so sorry
55:10we are so sorry
55:10she got us full
55:11stop
55:11I forgive you
55:14really
55:14oh my god
55:16thank you so much
55:17stand up
55:17she may forgive you
55:20but I don't
55:22you're fired
55:23get your hands off of me
55:26oh my god
55:27ladies and gentlemen
55:30I would like to introduce you to
55:34the true hearts and roses
55:37the future princess
55:39and the future queen of Westmarch
55:44the future princess
55:49and the future queen of Westmarch
55:53Miss Pamela Ross
55:55fuck
56:07fuck
56:16you
56:17you
56:18you
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