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00:00Wipe that fucking look off your face before I do it for you.
00:07Take off that jacket.
00:11Did you hear what I just said? Take off that jacket.
00:14Come on, just take the fucking jacket off. I'm serious.
00:17Happy now? Now fucking drive.
00:20Put this on.
00:23Okay.
00:26You're all wet, okay?
00:31Why don't you behave or else we're not driving anywhere.
00:36No, you wouldn't want Sam finding out why you have a cold, right?
00:40Oh, I should not have let this idiot know that Sam is my brother.
00:44Okay, would you just listen for one sec?
00:56Hey, no, no, no, no. Listen, you know, I had a reason for hitting him, okay?
00:59It wasn't like he said.
01:00Whatever. Go be with Rosalie, okay? I'm done with this. I'm done with you.
01:05Just pretend like we never fucking met, okay? Pretend like we don't know each other.
01:10Okay, first off, what the fuck does this have to do with Rosalie? And what do you mean? Let's pretend like we don't know each other.
01:14What the fuck did she say to you?
01:15She told me everything. Bye.
01:18Hey! What the fuck do you think you're doing? Huh? What do you think you're doing? I'm talking to you.
01:22You don't have to talk to me anymore. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking to you right now, okay?
01:25No, no, no, no, no. Shut the fuck up. You're being a fucking slut. What?
01:30Hold me down. Stop.
01:32You should have worn my jacket.
01:37Hold me down.
01:39What the fuck did Rosalie tell you?
01:54No, tell me because I want to understand, okay? Because I feel like I'm the one that should be pretty fucking pissed off right now.
02:00I need to sit there and endure your fucking date with fucking Harrison. God, you fucking bastard, huh? What's that about?
02:06Endure? Yes.
02:07I didn't ask you to come, okay? You can go be with Rosalie since she's so desperate to get back together with you.
02:14What? Get the fuck away from me.
02:18You're jealous. You think that Rosalie and I, wow, that's fucking terrible.
02:22I don't care what relationship you two have. I don't care how many girls you want to fuck with, okay? I'm done with this shit. I don't want to be in your fuck list anymore.
02:32So all this rage is because you think that I want to fuck my sister.
02:37What did he just say?
02:38Yes, Rosalie's my sister. And newsflash, firecracker, not only is it illegal, it's fucking disgusting, even for me, okay?
02:50God, don't look like that, alright? And don't act like you're not jealous, okay? Otherwise, you wouldn't have posted that fucking picture on Instagram.
02:56Jake, there's only one girl that's driving me crazy. There's only one girl that I'm chasing, and it's not my fucking sister!
03:02It's you!
03:04Do you need every single stupid fight every time that I push your buttons? It's because I can't get you out of my head.
03:10You're stubborn. You're inferior. You're everything that I want. I just want you.
03:18You're not playing with me.
03:21If you don't believe me, look me in the eyes.
03:51I don't believe me.
03:58You're not playing with me.
04:00I don't believe.
04:02You're mine, you're mine.
04:03You're mine.
04:05I'm not playing with me.
04:11Good morning.
04:13Good morning.
04:18Good morning.
04:21so when are we going to tell everybody
04:26tell everybody what
04:30that we're together and that
04:32you're mine
04:34you're insane
04:35no I'm not
04:38Sam finds out
04:39I'm dead
04:41you're probably going to get kicked off the hockey game
04:44if he doesn't break your kneecap first
04:45who the fuck are we talking about Sam
04:48no seriously so what
04:49so I'm good enough for this but I'm not good enough to
04:52call you mine
04:53what am I a fuck buddy
04:55I don't think so
04:56grow up
04:58if Sam finds out I'm dead
05:01so keep this a secret okay
05:04wow so this is what it feels like to get played by a woman
05:06fuck
05:07okay I'm going to work
05:11okay and I'm going to walk you there
05:12we shouldn't have come in here together
05:20what if Sam sees us
05:21god I shouldn't be so scared of Sam
05:24I think it's like a TV show
05:26I don't know if you're going to be dead by the time you're 30
05:39yeah it'd be worth it and I die happy
05:41alright Sam
05:46how much to save some stamina for the ice
05:49I think there's something you're going to be dead by the time you're 30
05:51yeah it'd be worth it and I die happy
05:53what is this
05:56you know the rules
05:57no randoms in the dorms
05:59during training
05:59oh trust me man she's not random
06:01what the hell was that
06:05no it's just my girlfriend getting a little frisky
06:06I don't know anything about that
06:08not everybody's a goody two-shoe but this is
06:10of course
06:11Jenny's classy
06:12and this one looks like she uh
06:15might stab him
06:16are you serious?
06:23didn't you just mention me in front of Sam?
06:25yeah you met me
06:26yes I have to
06:32it's my job
06:33Jenny
06:34cancer running into you
06:36with uh
06:37him
06:38listen to me Jenny
06:44don't hang around with Scott
06:45it's bad news
06:46funny
06:47that's exactly what Sam said about you
06:50Jenny
06:50about last night
06:51an emergency board meeting kept me from
06:54I wanted to apologize properly
06:56what is this huh?
07:01$299.99
07:02flowers with the price hangout
07:05real classy move
07:06I bet you said Venmo requests your girlfriends for condoms
07:09I bet you have a spreadsheet at home for all these gifts that you have to return
07:12because you get rejected so fucking often
07:14Jenny
07:15you're smart
07:16the only thing this overgrown jock can offer you is drama and STDs
07:21I can open up the door for you
07:23real opportunities
07:25yeah don't listen to this prep
07:27let's go
07:27choices change
07:29especially when better ones come along
07:30why don't you take your fucking hand up
07:32what are you gonna do
07:32let go of me
07:38let go of me
07:38neither of you
07:39Mr. Vance
07:40it's extremely inappropriate
07:42for you to be talking about investments with an intern
07:44that's not my job
07:46no monopoly money thing didn't work did it
07:53she'll come around
07:54everybody has their price
07:56why don't you listen here you little trust fund brat
07:58this whole I can buy whatever I want thing
08:00keep it away from Jenny
08:01she's a human being
08:03there's something at Knoxville that you can bid on
08:05Jenny
08:14where were you last night
08:17I went by your room
08:18I couldn't find you
08:18I was pulling an all-nighter
08:21you know my schedule doesn't make itself
08:23oh uh
08:25I heard about Harrison
08:26trying to rub you into his investment stuff
08:28that guy's a shark
08:30okay
08:30don't let him drag you into his mess
08:32okay
08:34I have a solo mattress in here to set
08:37see you around
08:38okay
08:39see ya
08:48let's go
09:14oh
09:15gotcha
09:16you alright
09:17Oh, shit.
09:21Oh, shit.
09:33Hey.
09:35Hi.
09:36You're talking to me, Susan.
09:37You're going to tell me who you were voting for?
09:43Me or Sam?
09:44Shut up.
09:44That was me, right?
09:45Shut up.
09:46That was me.
09:46I'm here.
09:47Because I'm apologizing for him.
09:51I'm really sorry.
09:52I want you to get hurt.
09:54Okay.
09:56Can you kiss it better?
09:57Are you serious?
09:59Give me a kiss.
10:00You're hurt right now.
10:01All I didn't care about is...
10:02I'm in pain.
10:04I'm hurting.
10:05I'm alone.
10:07Nobody loves me.
10:08Anyone wants to give me a kiss?
10:14Yo, Xavier, are you in there, man?
10:16What the fuck is that saying?
10:19Shit.
10:20Shit.
10:20I need to hide.
10:21What do I do?
10:22What do I do?
10:22It's okay.
10:26Hurry up.
10:27What, you jerking off in there?
10:28Come on.
10:36What's up?
10:37It's good that the hit was harder than I meant it to be.
10:41Yeah, man.
10:42It was a good hit.
10:45I think I'm dying.
10:47I might never play again.
10:48It's okay.
10:49You know, that's the first time you ever apologized to me.
10:52I'm not an apology.
10:53Just team rules.
10:55You know, no permanent damage during scrimmages.
10:58So, what, she eats my signal bar or something like that?
11:03I could use a kiss.
11:04Yeah, you wish.
11:06It's nice seeing the sensitive side of you, man.
11:08No, I'm okay.
11:09I have my own way of recovering.
11:11You know what I mean?
11:13She's giving a break with you.
11:15You asshole.
11:16Where do you even find these girls, man?
11:18They're around.
11:19You know what?
11:20I shouldn't even come.
11:22Unbelievable.
11:23This guy.
11:24It's a good hit.
11:26Uh-huh.
11:31What the fuck?
11:32Damn, firecracker.
11:33That was way too much.
11:35I just saved you, and I think I deserve a reward.
11:39Well, what is that?
11:41Why don't you come over tonight and help me take a bath?
11:47No.
11:48Come on.
11:51Doctor said I can't get my cash back.
11:54You can do the rest of your song.
12:13I think I need more help.
12:14Till you get back.
12:22Till you get back.
12:24Into my arms.
12:27Into my arms.
12:28I'm so bad for you.
12:45I'm so bad for you.
12:49I'm so bad for you.
12:52Cause I can't get into my dependent one.
12:56Like you.
12:57I'm so bad for you.
13:00Jenny, what's good?
13:01Let me see you should be here, maybe.
13:07Shit.
13:08Shit.
13:09Shit.
13:09It's him.
13:10You know I know.
13:13I'm waiting.
13:15Hi.
13:15Hi.
13:16Hi.
13:16Are you okay?
13:19Jenny, you sound a little weird.
13:22Yeah.
13:23Yeah, yeah.
13:24I'm good.
13:24I'm sorry.
13:25I just woke up.
13:27Are you sure?
13:28I'll come check right now.
13:29Mm-mm.
13:30Mm-mm.
13:31I'm good.
13:33I'm good.
13:33I'm sorry.
13:34Still really tired.
13:36Uh, right.
13:38Well, don't sleep in too long.
13:41Mm-hmm.
13:42Okay.
13:43Mm-hmm.
13:44Okay.
13:44I'll see you later.
13:47Shut up.
13:48You tell her I did bye?
13:50No.
13:52Stop now.
13:54Okay.
13:59Look at you.
14:04Hey, listen.
14:05I got a hell out of town for a couple of days.
14:07I got this family thing, but it's nothing.
14:11Listen to me.
14:17Hmm?
14:18I want you to stay away from here so long I've gone.
14:20The fucker is desperate.
14:23Okay.
14:24Okay?
14:25Okay.
14:26Yeah.
14:26Yeah.
14:26Yeah.
14:26Yeah.
14:27Yeah.
14:27Yeah.
14:27Yeah.
14:41Blushing over something, Jenny?
14:43Let's see.
14:44Give that back.
14:46Oh.
14:47Xavier's taste is so cheap.
14:50We could have something real together.
14:51One weekend with me, and I will double the team's investment.
14:55Guarantee Sam's fought in the playoffs.
14:58Threatening me?
15:00Hey, I suck you!
15:01Nope.
15:03Stop!
15:04Help!
15:07Help!
15:07Help!
15:07Help!
15:07Help!
15:08Help!
15:08Help!
15:09Help!
15:09Help!
15:10Help!
15:11Jenny?
15:12Jenny?
15:12Jenny?
15:12Nobody cares that they're here.
15:14They'll just think we're in love.
15:15Oh!
15:16Oh!
15:16Oh!
15:17Get off of me!
15:18Stop!
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16:00Oh, okay, I'll tell Chris that you're sick.
16:04Jenny, maybe quit this game.
16:06I can't.
16:07Jenny, listen.
16:09Harrison is our biggest investor.
16:12He will come back.
16:14Okay.
16:15I'll make it home.
16:18I'll make it home.
16:31It's about damn time you showed up.
16:36I'm thinking, what do you got to do to settle down and get yourself a proper wife?
16:45Unless, of course, you don't mind wiping your own ass with a broken wrist in an old folks' home.
16:52Please, Dad.
16:53The only settling down Xavier does is collapsing into bed after a long night.
16:59Well, I found someone.
17:00Wait, you're serious?
17:02Yes, I am.
17:04Him?
17:05Little Jenny?
17:07God.
17:08You know what?
17:10Dad, if you burn Harrison Vance's investment, I'll bring it to you.
17:16Deal.
17:19Cheers, pops.
17:27Run, run, run.
17:28Jenny?
17:47Jenny?
17:48Jenny, where are you right now?
17:56Jenny?
17:56You saw love.
18:05I saw love.
18:08You don't mean Harrison, we didn't.
18:12I know.
18:14Harrison is done.
18:15I promise.
18:16I promise.
18:18Yeah.
18:18Hey, get off of me.
18:35Come on, man.
18:35You don't want to do this.
18:36You know what I'm talking about?
18:36I got money.
18:36I got money.
18:36I got money.
18:37Look at me.
18:53I know that same page you visit, but I'm not the same.
18:57I play by a different set of rules.
18:58And I'm fucking ruthless.
19:03Go to your Jenny again, and I will mail your fingers to your family.
19:07I swear, I'll make you pay.
19:19Big news.
19:22Thanks to Moe Cavalry, I'll be fucking for the season.
19:25Jen.
19:31I'll be you.
19:31I'll be you.
19:32It's scary.
19:33Xavier is our new lead sponsor.
19:40I know.
19:43Jen, why is Xavier looking at you like that?
19:46I know.
19:46I know.
19:47I know.
19:47I know.
19:48uh he he probably just hates me or something
19:55hey listen to me that fuck boy gives you any trouble any at all
20:00you tell me okay
20:02worry about you
20:18my parents want to meet you we've talked about this yeah but we can't make it
20:28efficient my parents
20:29hey it's not that okay going public it's a mess
20:37and sam's gonna lose it
20:40and if we break up in a month then i'm the one that has to explain it to everyone
20:46so you're already thinking about breaking up with me
20:48what am i to you am i your boyfriend or am i just some human fucking vibrator
20:55no
20:57you know you're better than the vibrator
21:00no no no wow so
21:03well you really don't see this going anywhere
21:07do you
21:08well i don't know i didn't think that this was that serious
21:15so that's how you see me you just see me as like
21:17some fuck boy
21:19and you rather let everybody think that you're with that fucking creep harrison
21:22than admit that you're with me
21:23you know what really happens
21:25well do i because i'm over here fighting for our relationship
21:29and you're pretending like i don't even exist
21:31like i'm nothing
21:32so
21:33whatever i gotta go
21:34you know i used to think that you were brave enough to handle this
21:40handle us
21:42because i was wrong
21:44where are you going
21:46i can't believe camp's almost over
22:03tomorrow's game decides who gets the player mvp bid
22:06samuel and xavier are going to tear each other apart
22:09i am here for the drop
22:11xavier looks like he really hates you
22:31is something happened between you two
22:35hilarious
22:40remember you told us not to talk
22:43shit
22:44okay good
22:45good that's good
22:46oh and uh
22:48haven't heard from harrison
22:49since i clocked him
22:51i guess he got the message
22:52alright
22:53gosh the game is about to start
23:06hey jenny
23:09coach chris
23:23jenny's missing
23:25what's that about jenny
23:26she
23:26she was in the hallway
23:28and she just collapsed
23:29and some guy came and dragged her away
23:30game's cancelled
23:32dad i need you to find someone for me right now
23:40finally awake
23:50finally awake
23:55where's it let me go
23:57i don't think so
23:58i don't think so
23:58i think xavier is serious
24:01and we'll see what happens after he will win
24:05oh
24:05ow
24:06ow
24:10ow
24:11how do you want
24:13oh
24:14oh
24:15oh
24:16oh
24:17hey
24:19get your fucking hands off of her
24:23get your phone
24:29stop
24:30get him
24:39get him
24:41get him
24:42get him
24:42get him
24:43get him
24:43get him
24:44get him
24:45the cops are here
24:46you enjoy prison
24:47you fucking asshole
24:49come on
24:50Leave her again.
24:59I swear.
25:06Save you.
25:08So this is why you canceled the game.
25:11You.
25:13And my sister.
25:15No, no, Sue, I thought it was you.
25:18Sorry, I'm really out of it still.
25:21Yeah, I was, you know, you don't want our investors to think I wouldn't save one of my employees if they got kidnapped.
25:29Whatever the reason.
25:43Let's go, Jim.
25:50Hey, Dad.
26:03So, when's dinner?
26:06I just saved your girl.
26:08Yeah, well, I don't think I have a girlfriend anymore.
26:11I saw your knuckles were bruised.
26:36I don't want them to get worse.
26:42You still think I'm Sam?
26:43Hold on.
26:56I just want to make sure that you know that I'm not your bro, right?
26:58Shut up.
27:02Xavier, listen, I'll fix this.
27:06Mom will go in trouble, please.
27:08Just stay with me.
27:10Even if it's a secret.
27:12As long as you don't pick Harrison 2.0 over me, we're golden.
27:15You're gonna be fucking kidding me.
27:34Sam!
27:35Stop, it's not, it's, it's, it's, it's serious, okay?
27:51And I love him.
27:53You love me?
27:56Yes, I love you.
27:58Jenny, I love you too.
28:00I love him.
28:02Him?
28:03I'm serious.
28:05My baby sister.
28:07And my biggest rival and victorious fuckboy who slept with half the leader now.
28:12Even love.
28:14I won't allow it.
28:17Well, how about this?
28:18Let's settle.
28:19You and me, on the ice.
28:21Tomorrow's playoffs determine the MVP bid.
28:24If I win, you stop interfering.
28:26MVP's mine and so is Jenny.
28:28Now if you win, I'll withdraw myself from the MVP slot and I'll back off.
28:33Until you see how I actually feel better.
28:35You better skate like your future depends on it, Xavier.
28:39Because it does.
28:49Adam Lowell.
28:49Xavier's father.
28:55You know, when he said he would bring you home someday, I wanted to see for myself the
29:00woman that could make him commit.
29:03Well, it's nice to meet you.
29:05I'm Jenny.
29:06Yeah.
29:06I know.
29:11Samuel's your brother.
29:14So let me ask you something, young lady.
29:17You bet no my boy.
29:21I'm your brother.
29:21Faculty.
29:39Yeah.
29:40Xavier.
29:41Take the MVP title.
29:43Xavier.
29:45Yeah.
29:47Yeah.
29:49Yeah.
29:50Temporary approval
29:54One public scandal
29:59One flirty
30:01A.M.
30:04I scan you a lie
30:04Okay
30:06Xavier
30:15Xavier Lowell
30:16How does it feel like to win the MVP title?
30:18Tell us if the people want to know
30:20Jay Carter
30:23You're the one for me
30:25No T-Picks
30:26Mr. Lowell
30:36I could never choose between
30:39My brother and Xavier
30:41I love them both
30:44I love them both
30:58I love you
31:00My brother and Xavier
31:02Help!
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