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00:00Jake.
00:02Did you hear what I just said? Take off that jacket.
00:04Come on, just take the fucking jacket off. I'm serious.
00:07Happy now? Now fucking drive.
00:10Put this on.
00:13Okay.
00:17You're all wet, okay?
00:20Why don't you behave or else we're not driving anymore.
00:26No, you wouldn't want Sam finding out why you have a cold, right?
00:29Oh, I should not have let this idiot know that Sam is my brother.
00:44Okay, would you just listen for one second?
00:46Hey, no, no, no, no. Listen, you know, I had a reason for hitting it, okay?
00:49It wasn't like he said.
00:50Whatever. Go be with Rosalie, okay?
00:53I'm done with this. I'm done with you.
00:55Just pretend like we never fucking met, okay?
00:58Pretend like we don't know each other.
01:00Okay, first off, what the fuck does this have to do with Rosalie?
01:02And what do you mean, let's pretend like we don't know each other?
01:04What the fuck did she say to you?
01:05She told me everything. Bye.
01:08Hey! What the fuck do you think you're doing? Huh?
01:11What do you think you're doing? I'm talking to you.
01:12You don't get to talk to me anymore.
01:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking to you right now, okay?
01:16No, no, no, no, no. Shut the fuck up.
01:18You're being a fucking jackpot.
01:20Put me down. Stop.
01:22Should have worn my jacket.
01:27Put me down.
01:28Put me down.
01:28What the fuck did Rosalie tell you?
01:44No, tell me because I want to understand, okay?
01:46Because I feel like I'm the one that should be pretty fucking pissed off right now.
01:49I need to sit there and endure your fucking date with fucking Harrison.
01:54God damn fucking bastard, huh?
01:55What's that about?
01:56Endure?
01:57Yes.
01:57I didn't ask you to come, okay?
02:00You can go be with Rosalie since she's so desperate to get back together with you.
02:05What?
02:05Get the fuck away from me.
02:08You're jealous.
02:09You think that Rosalie and I, wow, that's fucking hysterical.
02:12I don't care what relationship you two have.
02:16I don't care how many girls you want to fuck with, okay?
02:19I'm done with this shit.
02:20I don't want to be in your fuck list anymore.
02:22So all this rage is because you think that I want to fuck my sister.
02:27What did he just say?
02:28Yes!
02:29Rosalie's my sister!
02:31Endure's flash, firecracker.
02:33And not only is it illegal, it's fucking disgusting.
02:35Even for me, okay?
02:40God, don't look like that, all right?
02:42And don't act like you're not jealous, okay?
02:44Otherwise, you wouldn't have posted that fucking picture on Instagram.
02:46Jake, there's only one girl that's driving me crazy.
02:49There's only one girl that I'm chasing, and it's not my fucking sister!
02:52And it's you!
02:54You need every single stupid fight every time that I push your buttons.
02:57It's because I can't get you out of my head.
03:00You're stubborn.
03:01You're inferior.
03:03You're everything that I want.
03:04I just want you.
03:08You're not playing with me.
03:09If you don't believe me, look me in the eyes.
03:14You're not playing with me.
03:44You're my...
03:45You're my...
03:53You're my...
03:55You're my...
03:56I'm...
03:58Good morning.
04:03Good morning.
04:04Good morning.
04:15So when are we going to tell everybody?
04:19Tell everybody what?
04:21That we're together and that you're mine.
04:24You're insane.
04:27No, I'm not.
04:28Sam finds out.
04:30I'm dead.
04:31You're probably going to get kicked off the hockey team
04:34if he doesn't break your kneecap first.
04:36Who the fuck are we talking about, Sam?
04:38No, seriously, so what?
04:40So I'm good enough for this, but I'm not good enough to call you mine?
04:44What am I, your fuck buddy?
04:45I don't think so.
04:47Grow up.
04:49If Sam finds out, I'm dead.
04:51So keep this a secret, okay?
04:54Wow, so this is what it feels like to get played by a woman.
04:57Fuck.
04:59Okay, I'm going to work.
05:01Okay, and I'm going to walk you there.
05:08We shouldn't have come in here together.
05:10What if Sam sees us?
05:11God, I shouldn't be so scared of Sam.
05:15I think everything's like a TV show.
05:16All right, Sam, how much do you see if I'm standing with the ice?
05:39You think there's something going to be dead by the time you're 30?
05:41Yeah, it'd be worth it, and I'd die happy.
05:45What's your business?
05:46You know the rules.
05:47No randoms in the dorms during training.
05:50Oh, trust me, man.
05:51She's not random.
05:52What the hell was that?
05:55No, it's just my girlfriend getting a little frisky.
05:57I don't know anything about that.
05:58Not everybody's a goody-two-shoe, but my sister, of course.
06:01Jenny's classy.
06:03And this one looks like she might stab him.
06:06Are you serious?
06:13You just mentioned me in front of Sam?
06:15Yeah, you met me.
06:21Yes, I have to.
06:22It's my job.
06:24Jenny!
06:25Cancer running into you!
06:26With, uh, him.
06:28Listen to me, Jenny.
06:35Now hang around with this guy.
06:36It's bad news.
06:37Funny.
06:38That's exactly what Sam said about you.
06:40Jenny, about last night, an emergency board meeting kept me from telling you up.
06:44I wanted to apologize properly.
06:48What is this, huh?
06:51$299.99.
06:53Flowers with the price tag.
06:55Real classy move.
06:56I bet you said Venmo requests your girlfriends for condoms.
06:59I bet you have a spreadsheet at home for all these gifts that you have to return because
07:02you get rejected so fucking often.
07:05Jenny, you're smart.
07:07The only thing this overgrown jock can offer you is drama and STDs.
07:12I can't endorse you.
07:14Real opportunities.
07:16Yeah, don't listen to this prick.
07:17Let's go.
07:18Choice has changed, Jenny.
07:19Especially when better ones come along.
07:21Why don't you take your fucking hand off?
07:22What are you gonna do?
07:22What are you gonna do?
07:23Especially on the ground.
07:24Let go of me.
07:28I'm not going with either of you.
07:30Mr. Vance, it's extremely inappropriate for you to be talking about investments with
07:34an intern.
07:35That's not my job.
07:41That whole Monopoly money thing didn't work, did it?
07:43She'll come around.
07:45Everybody has their price.
07:46Why don't you listen here, you little trust fund brat?
07:48This whole I can buy whatever I want thing, keep it away from Jenny.
07:52She's a human being.
07:53There's something at Knoxville that you can bid on.
08:03Jenny.
08:04Where were you last night?
08:07I went by your room.
08:08I couldn't find you.
08:09I was pulling an all-nighter.
08:11You know, my schedule doesn't make itself.
08:14Oh, I heard about Harrison trying to rub you into his investment stuff.
08:19That guy's a shark.
08:20Okay?
08:20Don't let him drag you into his mess.
08:23Okay.
08:25I have a solo mattress in here to set.
08:28See you around, okay?
08:29See ya.
08:30I have a solo mattress in here.
09:00I have a solo mattress in here.
09:03Oh, God.
09:05Oh, there.
09:06Got you.
09:07Yo, you all right?
09:10Oh, shit.
09:11Oh.
09:23Hey.
09:25Hi.
09:26Talk to me.
09:26Hey.
09:27Hey.
09:30Are you going to tell me who you were voting for?
09:33I'm here saying...
09:34Shut up.
09:34Shut up.
09:36I'm here because I'm apologizing for him.
09:41I'm really sorry.
09:42I want you to get hurt.
09:44Okay.
09:46Can you kiss it better?
09:47Are you serious?
09:49Give me a kiss.
09:49You're hurt right now.
09:51All I didn't care about is...
09:52I'm in pain.
09:54I'm hurting.
09:55I'm alone.
09:57Nobody loves me.
09:58No one wants to give me a kiss.
10:00No one wants to give me a kiss.
10:05Yo, Xavier, are you in there, man?
10:08What the fuck is that saying?
10:09Shit.
10:10Shit, I need to hide.
10:11What do I do for you?
10:12It's okay.
10:16Hurry up.
10:17What, you jerking off in there?
10:18Come on.
10:26So, you had that...
10:28It hit was harder than I meant it to be.
10:31Yeah, man.
10:32It was a good hit.
10:33Yeah.
10:35I think I'm dying.
10:37Might never play again.
10:38It's okay.
10:39You know, that's the first time you ever apologized to me.
10:42I'm not an apology.
10:43Just team rules.
10:45You know, no permanent damage during scrimmages.
10:48So, what, she eats my signal bar or something like that.
10:53I could use a kiss.
10:54Yeah, you wish.
10:56It's nice seeing the sensitive side of you, man.
10:58No, I'm okay.
10:59I have my own way of recovering.
11:01You know what I mean?
11:03She's giving a break with you.
11:05You asshole.
11:06Where do you find these girls, man?
11:08They're around.
11:09You know what?
11:10I shouldn't even come.
11:12Unbelievable.
11:13This guy.
11:15He's a good hit.
11:16Uh-huh.
11:21What the fuck?
11:22Damn, firecracker.
11:23That was way too much.
11:25I just saved you.
11:26And I think I deserve a reward.
11:29Well, what is that?
11:31Why don't you come over tonight and help me take a bath?
11:34No.
11:38Come on.
11:41Talk shit.
11:42I can't get my cash back.
11:58You can do the rest yourself.
12:03I think I need more help.
12:04I think I need more help.
12:34I'm so good for you.
12:39I'm so bad for you.
12:42I can't get you.
12:44I'm not the only one.
12:46I'm not the only one.
12:47I'm not the only one.
12:50Damn, we should have liked this video, maybe.
12:57Shit.
12:58Shit, shit.
12:58Shit, it's him.
12:59I don't know.
13:01I don't know.
13:01I don't know.
13:01I don't know.
13:01I don't know.
13:01I don't know.
13:03I don't know.
13:03I don't know.
13:04I don't know.
13:05I don't know.
13:05Hi, hi.
13:06Hi.
13:06Are you okay?
13:09Jen, you sound a little weird.
13:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:14I'm good.
13:14I'm sorry.
13:15I just woke up.
13:17Are you sure?
13:18I'll come check right now.
13:19Mm-mm.
13:20Mm-mm.
13:21I'm good.
13:23I'm good.
13:23I'm sorry.
13:24I'm still really tired.
13:26Uh, right.
13:28Well, don't sleep in too long.
13:32Mm-hmm.
13:32Okay.
13:33Mm-hmm.
13:34Okay, I'll see you later.
13:36Shut up.
13:38You tell her I did bye?
13:40No.
13:42Stop now.
13:44Come here.
13:48Look at you.
13:53Mm-hmm.
13:54Hey, listen.
13:55I got a hell out of town for a couple of days.
13:57I got this family thing, but it's nothing.
14:04All right.
14:06Listen to me.
14:07Hmm.
14:08I want you to stay away from here so I'm gone.
14:10That fucker is desperate.
14:13Okay.
14:14Okay?
14:15Okay.
14:16Yeah.
14:16Blushing over something, Jenny?
14:33Let's see.
14:34Give that back.
14:36Oh.
14:37Xavier's taste is so cheap.
14:39We could have something real together.
14:41One weekend with me, and I will double the team's investment.
14:44Guarantees Sam's fought in the playoffs.
14:48Threatening me?
14:50Hey, I suck you!
14:53Stop!
14:54Oh, no!
14:57Oh, no!
14:58Oh, no!
14:59Oh, no!
15:00Oh, no!
15:01Jenny?
15:02Nobody cares if they don't care.
15:04They'll just think we're in love.
15:05Oh!
15:06Get off of me!
15:08Scream!
15:13Scream all you want.
15:16Oh, go ahead.
15:16Give that bitch something to you see most.
15:18So Xavier can see.
15:21Somebody help me!
15:23Help!
15:24Somebody help me!
15:26Help!
15:27Jenny!
15:28Oh!
15:28Oh!
15:28Oh!
15:28Oh!
15:28Oh!
15:28Oh!
15:29Oh!
15:29Oh!
15:30Oh!
15:30Oh!
15:30Oh!
15:30Oh!
15:31Oh!
15:31Oh!
15:31Oh!
15:32Oh!
15:32Oh!
15:32Oh!
15:33Oh!
15:33Oh!
15:34Oh!
15:34You will eat never again, and I will end you forever.
15:42It's not over, sweetheart.
15:52Okay, I'll tell Chris that you're sick.
15:54Jenny, maybe quit this game.
15:56I can't.
15:57Jenny, listen to me.
15:59Harrison is our biggest investor.
16:02He will come back.
16:03Jenny, I'll make you home.
16:08I'll make you home.
16:08I'll make you home.
16:09I'll make you home.
16:21It's about damn time you showed up.
16:26I'm thinking, what do you got to do to settle down?
16:33Get yourself a proper wife.
16:35Unless, of course, you don't mind wiping your own ass with a broken fist in an old folks' home.
16:43Please, Dad.
16:44The only settling down Xavier does is collapsing into bed after a long night.
16:49Well, I found someone.
16:50Wait, you're serious?
16:52Yes, I am.
16:54Him?
16:55Little Jenny?
16:57God.
16:57You know what?
17:00Dad, if you burn Harrison Vance's investment, I'll bring it to you.
17:07Deal.
17:09Cheers, Pops.
17:10Run, run, run, run.
17:36Jenny?
17:37Jenny, where are you right now?
17:46Jenny.
17:54You saw love.
17:55I saw love.
17:58You don't mean Harrison, we didn't.
18:02I know.
18:04Harrison is done.
18:05I promise.
18:23Hey, get off of me!
18:25Come on, man.
18:25You don't want to do this.
18:26You know what I'm talking about?
18:26I got money!
18:26I know that same page you visit, but I'm not the same.
18:47I play by a different set of rules.
18:50And I'm fucking ruthless.
18:51Go near Jenny again, and I will mail your fingers to your family.
18:57I swear.
19:00I'll make you pay.
19:11Big news!
19:12Thanks to Moe Cabin, who'll be fighting for the season!
19:15Yes!
19:15Yes!
19:16You're not scared!
19:18Yes!
19:20Yes!
19:21Yes!
19:21Yes!
19:22Xavier is our new lead sponsor!
19:26Yes!
19:26Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
19:28I don't know how you...
19:30Oh.
19:31Jenny, why is Xavier looking at you like that?
19:39Jenny?
19:40Uh, uh, he, he probably just hates me or something.
19:45Hey, listen to me.
19:47That fuckboy gives you any trouble, any at all.
19:51You tell me, okay?
19:54Okay.
19:55We got you.
20:10Uh, my parents want to meet you.
20:15We've talked about this.
20:17Yeah, but we can't even make an affix with my parents.
20:24Okay, it's not that.
20:26Okay, going public is a mess.
20:28And Sam's going to lose it.
20:32And if we break up in a month, then I'm the one that has to explain it to everyone.
20:36Wait a minute, so you're already thinking about breaking up with me?
20:38No, no, what am I to you?
20:42Am I your boyfriend or am I just some human fucking vibrator?
20:46No.
20:49You know you're better than the vibrator.
20:51No, no, no, no, wow, so.
20:55Well, you really don't see this going anywhere, do you?
21:01Well, I don't know.
21:03I didn't think that this was that serious.
21:05So that's how you see me.
21:06You just see me as, like, some fuckboy.
21:10And you'd rather let everybody think that you're with that fucking creep Harrison than admit that you're with me?
21:14You know what really happens.
21:16Well, do I?
21:17Because I'm over here fighting for our relationship, and you're pretending like I don't even exist, like I'm nothing.
21:22So, whatever.
21:23I gotta go.
21:24You know, I used to think that you were brave enough to handle this.
21:31Handle us.
21:33Because I was wrong.
21:35Where are you going?
21:36I can't believe camp's almost over.
21:53Tomorrow's game decides who gets the player MVP bid.
21:56Samuel and Xavier are going to tear each other apart.
21:59I am here for the draw.
22:20Xavier looks like he really hates you.
22:23Did something happen between you two?
22:25Hilarious.
22:31Uh, remember you told us not to talk.
22:34Shit.
22:35Okay, good.
22:35Good, that's good.
22:37Oh, and, uh, haven't heard from Harrison since I clocked him?
22:41I guess he got the message.
22:43Alright.
22:43Bye.
22:45Oh, gosh, the game is about to start.
22:58Hey, Jenny.
22:59Hey, Jenny.
23:09Coach Chris, Jenny's missing.
23:15What's that about, Jenny?
23:16She, she was in the hallway and she just collapsed and some guy came and dragged her away.
23:21Game's canceled.
23:27Dad, I need you to find someone for me right now.
23:39Finally awake.
23:40Finally awake.
23:46Where's it?
23:46Let me go.
23:47I don't think so.
23:50Xavier needs to see us.
23:53Let's see what happens after he ruined it.
24:01Ow.
24:02Finally awake.
24:03Hey, get your fucking hands off of her.
24:18Get your phone.
24:20Stop.
24:20Get him.
24:31Get him.
24:32Get him.
24:32Get him.
24:34The cops are here.
24:37You enjoy prison, you fucking asshole.
24:40Come on.
24:40Leave her again.
24:49I swear.
24:56Xavier, so this is why you canceled the game.
25:01You and my sister.
25:04No, no, I assume I, I thought it was you.
25:08Sorry, I'm really out of it still.
25:11Yeah, I was, you know, um, you don't want our, uh, the investors to think I wouldn't save
25:15one of my employees if they got kidnapped or something.
25:19Whatever the reason.
25:25Let's go, Jim.
25:52Hey, Jim.
25:52So, when's dinner?
25:56I just saved your girl.
25:58Yeah, well, I don't think I have a girlfriend anymore.
26:21Oh.
26:22I saw your knuckles were bruised.
26:27I don't want them to get worse.
26:32You still think I'm Sam?
26:45Hold on.
26:46I just want to make sure that you know that I'm that's bro, right?
26:50Shut up.
26:51Xavier, listen, I'll fix this.
26:56Mom will go in trouble, please.
26:58Just stay with me, even if it's a secret.
27:02As long as you don't pick Harrison 2.0 over me, we're golden.
27:05You're fucking kidding me.
27:20You're fucking kidding me.
27:24Sam.
27:25You're fucking kidding me.
27:25You fucking bastard.
27:27I knew you were up to something.
27:29Stop.
27:30Stop.
27:31Stop.
27:32It's not.
27:33It's.
27:33It's.
27:37It's serious.
27:38Okay.
27:41And I love him.
27:43You love me?
27:46Yes, I love you.
27:47Jenny, I love you, too.
27:49I love him.
27:52I'm serious.
27:54My baby sister and my biggest rival and notorious fuckboy who slept with half the league are now in love.
28:03I won't allow it.
28:07Well, how about this?
28:08Let's settle.
28:09You and me on the ice.
28:11Tomorrow's playoffs determine the MVP bid.
28:14If I win, you stop interfering.
28:16MVP's mine and so is Jenny.
28:18Now, if you win, I'll withdraw myself from the MVP slot and I'll back off.
28:22Until you see how I truly feel better.
28:25You better skate like your future depends on it, Xavier.
28:29Because it does.
28:39Adam Lowe.
28:41Xavier's father.
28:45You know, when he said he would bring you home someday,
28:47I wanted to see for myself a woman that could make him commit.
28:54Well, it's nice to meet you.
28:55I'm Jenny.
28:56Yeah.
28:57I know.
29:01Samuel's your brother.
29:04So let me ask you something, young lady.
29:07You better know my boy.
29:11I'm your brother.
29:11I'm your brother.
29:17I'm your brother.
29:48One public scandal.
29:50One flirty DM.
29:54I skin you alive.
29:55Okay.
30:04Xavier.
30:05Xavier Lowe.
30:06How does it feel like to win the MVP title?
30:08Tell us.
30:09The people want to know.
30:12Jay Carter.
30:14You're the one for me.
30:16No J-Picks.
30:17Mr. Lowe.
30:27I could never choose between my brother and Xavier.
30:33I love them both.
30:34I love them both.
30:36I love them both.
30:38I love them both.
30:47I love them both.
30:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
30:53Help!
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