Film Club S01E04 (2025)

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00:00Morning, Farron.

00:06Oh, hi, Evie. How are you?

00:10Out your shell again, hermit crab.

00:12I'm not a crab, Callum. I'm a person.

00:14Oh, lady in the attic. Finally.

00:16I'm going to stop you right there. You have a great day. You deserve it.

00:20What?

00:22Oi!

00:23Sorry.

00:30Me again. I've slept better, but I've got this weird pain in my ear.

00:39Is that labyrinthitis? I don't know.

00:44Evie, I just wanted to say, I've been...

00:55I've got the day off and maybe I can come help with some prep.

01:00I've got a big one tonight, obviously.

01:02So, what's the film?

01:04Er...

01:05You haven't said.

01:15Hello?

01:16Hello?

01:17Stop it! You're going to make me wee!

01:19I haven't brushed my teeth yet.

01:21Doesn't matter. I've got a fussy mouth.

01:22I've had four coffees.

01:23I'm going to go on a big old walk today.

01:25Oh, how big?

01:26A big old walk?

01:27Big. Huge.

01:29She needs to slow down.

01:34She's back and forth to that shop like a bloody yo-yo.

01:37Say it to her face.

01:40She wants to go on a big old walk.

01:42Can you go with her?

01:43Try and chill her out.

01:44She's gone from 0 to 99.

01:46Must have a dog you can borrow.

01:48Oh, speaking of, any biz cards?

01:50They're arriving by courier.

01:51They want to arrive by awesome bloody carriage, the amount they cost.

01:54No.

01:55Don't get going on about it.

01:56I'm not!

01:57Oh, I'm still at home!

01:58What?

01:59Stop!

02:05What's this supposed to be?

02:06Prison.

02:07Oh, you can whack your double den and join in if you want to, baby.

02:10Baby?

02:11Couldn't think of anything worse.

02:12This just arrived for you.

02:13Yes.

02:14Big week this week?

02:16Mm-hmm.

02:17Yeah, I'm moving it forward.

02:18200 and it's time to move it forward.

02:20You know?

02:21I'm shifting, I'm changing, I'm reimagining.

02:23Well, I'm off for a dog walk.

02:25You want to come?

02:26Mm!

02:27Yeah, forwards.

02:28I'm craving a big old walk.

02:29Well, it's not big, it's not old, it's just a walk.

02:31OK.

02:39Hey, Evie Nix.

02:40Where are you off to?

02:41Going on a walk.

02:42No, I think we're all right for milk, babe.

02:44No, a big old walk.

02:45Oh, a big old walk, is it?

02:46All right, well, wait there a sec, I'll come with you.

02:48No, no, babe, it's fine because it's like a sister stroll.

02:50You know, like girly pop chats.

02:52Right, Iz?

02:53Whatever.

02:58I mean, I'm absolutely thrilled about it, Josh.

03:00Yeah.

03:01I'm made up, mate.

03:02It's like watching her take her first steps.

03:04Oh, that's a lovely sentiment, that, Susa.

03:10But...

03:11Yeah?

03:12Is it...

03:13Yeah.

03:14Too much?

03:15Too soon.

03:16Yeah.

03:18Yeah.

03:22God, I haven't been here for ages.

03:24You haven't been anywhere for ages.

03:26Having all these ideas is, it's like my brain's woken up.

03:30Ideas for what?

03:31Film club.

03:32Are you going to carry on?

03:34Even though Noah's leaving?

03:35Of course I'm going to carry on.

03:37Film club's about more than just Noah, isn't it?

03:40Is it?

03:41It sounds so fucking cheesy, but...

03:42Are you in love, Eves?

03:43Eves, I love all my friends.

03:44Know what I mean with Josh.

03:45Oh!

03:46Josh!

03:47Who...

03:48It's Josh!

03:49Who wouldn't love Josh?

03:50Wait.

03:51Eves, I love all my friends.

03:52Know what I mean with Josh.

03:53Oh!

03:54Josh!

03:55Who...

03:56It's Josh!

03:57Who wouldn't love Josh?

04:01Wait.

04:02Hello, babes.

04:03Yeah?

04:04How's Evie's big old walk?

04:05Evie's fine.

04:06She's 28.

04:07Don't fob me office.

04:08Have I turned up?

04:09What?

04:10Look, this isn't your mama just being nuts.

04:11The business cards, mum.

04:12I don't know, Isabelle.

04:13Isabelle, Isabelle.

04:14Isabelle, Isabelle!

04:15You're all dead excited about this, aren't you?

04:16Oh, fuck off.

04:17Hmm.

04:18Oh.

04:19Oh.

04:20Oh.

04:21Oh.

04:22Oh.

04:23Oh.

04:24Oh.

04:25Oh.

04:26Oh.

04:27Oh.

04:28Oh.

04:29Oh.

04:30Oh.

04:31Oh.

04:32Oh.

04:33Oh.

04:34Oh.

04:35Oh.

04:36Oh.

04:37Oh.

04:38Oh.

04:39Oh.

04:40Oh.

04:41Oh.

04:42Oh.

04:45Evie's out, mate.

04:47Out?

04:48Yeah.

04:49Out and about.

04:51A big old walk.

04:53A big old walk?

04:54Something clicked and she's back on the horse.

04:57Yeah, mint, innit?

04:59Yeah.

05:00Yeah, it's mint.

05:01Yeah.

05:02I mean we're really chuffed.

05:04Obviously it's baby steps.

05:06Hmm?

05:07How long to go now?

05:10A week and a day.

05:11You swapped over all your bits and bobs, your accounts and stuff?

05:14Yeah, yeah, all the bobs.

05:16All the bits.

05:20All right, then, we'll see you later, Noah.

05:24Josh, um...

05:25Yes, my guy?

05:28Do you know what the film is?

05:30Something to do with feathers.

05:32I don't know.

05:36So what is it you love about him?

05:39Jesus is.

05:39You're about to shine a big light in me face.

05:41Yeah, just answer the question.

05:44I love how he knows Mum.

05:47I love how he knows you.

05:48But does he know you?

05:51What's not to know, Isabel?

05:53I'm the most knowable of the lot of us.

05:56Well, he's fair, he adores you, and he'd do anything for you,

05:58so stop pining after your weird mate.

06:00Hey, I am not pining after my weird mate.

06:04I'm not pining after anyone.

06:07All I'm interested in right now is you!

06:09God, you're a nutter!

06:11Can I be the lead?

06:13He's a fucking unit, are you sure?

06:14I'm sure.

06:15Come on, Dave.

06:16We're just...

06:17Come on, big Dave!

06:18Don't let him go!

06:19Let's go!

06:21Run, Davey, run!

06:23Woo!

06:24Come on, Davey!

06:25Come on, Davey!

06:27I only had soya milk.

06:28Hope that's okay.

06:30Of course.

06:31How was your night?

06:32A couple of broken bones and an asthma attack.

06:38Still not heard from Evie?

06:40Nope.

06:42It's been days.

06:43Right.

06:44There's really no reason for us to be pissed off with you.

06:46There's nothing you've said.

06:49No, I don't think so.

06:52It does seem rather odd.

06:53Listen, I've got limited experience here.

07:03But I could tell you something that might help.

07:05It might not help, as the case may be.

07:07Please?

07:08Well, second year in medical school,

07:12there was this Kimberly Piper.

07:15It's a cardiologist.

07:17Which was ironic,

07:18because she treated my heart with

07:19something approaching disdain.

07:22Anyway, I thought it was

07:23blisteringly clear to everyone

07:26how I felt.

07:26I mean, I'd break out into a cold sweat

07:28whenever I was near her.

07:30Turned out she didn't have a clue.

07:34And I went off with one of my pals.

07:36Anyway, I look back on it now

07:38and I do just wish that I'd said something.

07:43I was always worried I'd never find the right word,

07:44but of course,

07:45there are no right words, you know?

07:49Sometimes you've just got to say something.

07:54How was the big old walk?

07:55Ask yourself, she was in loser land.

07:57What's that?

07:58It's a cake I've made for his mum and dad.

08:00I went for carrot cake.

08:02Mmm, can't go wrong with a bit of

08:03cazza cake, Suzo.

08:04It's a shame my girl won't be there.

08:06Yeah, I know.

08:07It would be too much.

08:08Baby steps.

08:09Shame.

08:10But mum completely gets it.

08:13She's desperate to meet her

08:14just when the time's right

08:15and I don't think that's a big old party.

08:17Big old party?

08:18No.

08:20You know what I mean.

08:21It's like a humble shebang

08:24and a humble abode.

08:26I don't know.

08:26It'd be sozzy rolls and bed by 10 Rx.

08:28Don't fancy knocking us up a tray

08:32of your famous philo's

08:33to go with the cazza cake, do you?

08:34If your parents saw a wedding anniversary,

08:37I'd be honoured.

08:38No, I'm only messing, Suze.

08:40Fizz and philo's, that's my thing.

08:42No, I'm winding you up.

08:44No, don't do that.

08:45I'm only joking.

08:46Oh.

08:47Okay.

08:48Yeah, no problem.

08:48He said no.

08:53Yeah, of course he did.

08:54It's gracious to a fault, that boy.

08:56It oozes chivalry out of his every pore.

08:58Ugh, mum.

08:59Men never say what they mean.

09:00Now, should I pipe my pate or spread it?

09:02I think you should leave it in a fucking fridge.

09:05Now, you listen to me, Isabel.

09:06Josh has done everything for our family.

09:09It's an oasis of testosterone

09:10in a vast landscape of...

09:12The other one.

09:14Estrogen.

09:15Yeah.

09:15Now, this is a very important day for him today.

09:19And his girl, our girl, our Evie,

09:22she can't make it, can she?

09:23So this is the next best thing.

09:25I thought we were delivering biz cards tonight.

09:28Will there still be dogs tomorrow?

09:30Capers.

09:36Have fun tonight, baby.

09:37Noah came round for you earlier.

09:48Yeah, he seemed a bit...

09:49a bit desperate, actually.

09:53Right.

09:54Mm.

09:56Kiss attack.

09:57I've told you, go for my boobs.

10:06There's more up there.

10:10There you go, pooch.

10:18Bye.

10:19Bye.

10:20Bye.

10:21Bye.

10:27Bye.

10:57Bye.

11:14Crazy.

11:15Oh, where's Madam?

11:17I don't know.

11:17It's all locked up.

11:19Maybe she's inside, going method on the prison theme.

11:22Can I just say that we are rocking the double denim?

11:25Had to make an effort.

11:26Yeah, end of an era.

11:28Caw-caw!

11:29Caw-caw!

11:30Caw-caw!

11:31Right, Evie.

11:32Why have you come as Black Swan?

11:35Darling, I'm Jake.

11:37The crow.

11:38Yeah.

11:39Oh.

11:41Caw-caw!

11:50Oh.

11:51Feels claustrophobic.

11:53Yeah.

11:54Well, it's a prison, isn't it, Cam?

11:55So it's supposed to.

11:56Oh.

11:56Love you.

11:57Love you.

11:59It's atmospheric.

12:02Symbolistic is what it is.

12:04Shawshank redemption.

12:06Redemption.

12:07And here is the most important thing of all.

12:10Darling, you've turned me into a poster.

12:13You look so hot.

12:15I know.

12:16Warden Norton, would you like to do the honours?

12:17Yes.

12:18Yes.

12:19Yes.

12:20Yes.

12:21Yes.

12:22Yes.

12:23Yes.

12:24Yes.

12:25Yes.

12:26Oh.

12:30What the fuck is this?

12:31No, it doesn't look like much, but it's been months since I got past the bin, and now I can get past the bin.

12:37You've been to all these places?

12:41Um, Blair Witch?

12:44Yeah, imagine. An immersive viewing of Blair Witch project in Stenna Woods.

12:48Yeah, we'll be traumatised.

12:50Um, how would we watch the film?

12:54Well, you're not going to be here, are you, babe? So you don't need to worry about that.

12:57And the derelict lose by the leisure centre? That could be trainspotting.

13:00You know, it's a great way to attract new members. Community. Humans need community.

13:06Yeah. Yeah, but we're really proud of you, Eves. Aren't we? Group hug?

13:12I don't need proud, I don't need hugs. I just need, like, to know whether you like the idea.

13:16Yeah. I love the idea. For you.

13:20Sam?

13:22Yeah?

13:30Bloody hell, Josh.

13:35Humble abode.

13:38The Shimmering Fong.

13:49Tues?

13:51What you doing here?

13:52Can you hear your heartbreaker? Oh, Josh, this place is incredible.

13:55Tues?

13:56Did they like the casket?

13:58Yeah, they loved it, yeah.

14:00Yes, ma'am!

14:02Can you tell the staff to circulate properly, please?

14:04Is this mum?

14:06Oh, yeah, sorry.

14:08Suze, this is Lydia. Lydia, Suze.

14:10Mum's meet at last.

14:12I'm Evie's mother. Who?

14:14Evie.

14:16Evie's... Mum.

14:18Evie!

14:20OK, right. Well, hello, Evie's mum.

14:22Joshua, can you make yourself useful, for God's sake?

14:26Hi.

14:28A contribution.

14:30Oh, so you're part of the team.

14:32I was confused.

14:34It's just a token of appreciation for our Joshie.

14:36Appreciation?

14:38What?

14:39Josh.

14:40He's, like, part of the family.

14:42Family?

14:43Well, I mean, he's got a chest of drawers at our house.

14:45Lydia!

14:46Oh, there she is!

14:47Lady Mock, fresh from the Maldives.

14:49Look at that tan!

14:51It's really not that difficult.

14:55It's one lemon, one rosemary per glass.

14:57Look.

14:58One per glass.

15:00I'm not an octopus.

15:01Tuesday after 20 guests.

15:02Very clearly explained on the website.

15:04Well, it wasn't that clearly explained, was it?

15:06And you're here now, so don't let me down.

15:08It's really too much for me.

15:09I've been on my feet all day.

15:10It's not really my problem, is it?

15:12The show must go on.

15:24Bloody hell, what's going on, babe?

15:26These conditions are horrible.

15:27Yeah.

15:28The hours are ridiculous.

15:29Right.

15:30And they're a...

15:31They're a bunch of pricks!

15:33Hey, gently, gently.

15:36Do you know what pause stands for?

15:38Pause action until serenity enters.

15:40Give us your hands.

15:41Big, deep breath.

15:42Oh, no.

15:45Well, don't cry.

15:47Oh, you're going to ruin your kitten flick.

15:49Are you a guest?

15:51Not really.

15:53I thought I was family.

15:56Come on.

15:57Grab a tray.

15:58Head held high.

16:02I've got you, babe.

16:03I've got you.

16:04Right.

16:05Champagne.

16:06What, champers?

16:07Drink.

16:21You're welcome.

16:23You're welcome.

16:33Excuse me.

16:40I need to pee.

16:43No portal.

16:43Breaks the flow.

16:44Darlings, it's a basic human right.

16:53Cam?

16:56I need a poo.

16:57Ugh.

17:09How did you know what the film was?

17:13Josh said he saw feathers and the garage was grey.

17:17Two and two together.

17:20Wow.

17:23You know we could have gone out together again if you replied to any of my calls and messages.

17:30I thought it would be better if I did it on my own.

17:35Yeah.

17:37Of course.

17:42Evie.

17:43Yeah.

17:45Crisis averted.

17:47Wait, that was way too quick.

17:50Natureby.

17:52In my garden.

17:53What were you going to say?

18:03These ones go first.

18:04Where's the girl?

18:05Why's she not tidied?

18:06No, no, no.

18:07Sue, I'm so sorry.

18:10I completely blanked earlier.

18:11I remembered who your Evie is.

18:13I had a brain fart.

18:14Oh, well, I did think, Earth to Lydia, Earth to Lydia.

18:18She was in Cadets with him, wasn't she?

18:20Evie, in Cadets.

18:21Oh.

18:21Yes, she was.

18:26Have you been doing this all night, Sue?

18:28Yeah.

18:29Otherwise, that girl would have been on her own.

18:30What a trooper.

18:32Well, you must come and have a drink with us.

18:33No, I think I'll just jump in a taxi.

18:35Nonsense.

18:36The night is young.

18:38Go on, then.

18:39Fabulous.

18:40If you could just do a quick sweep for glasses and plates and pop them in the dishwashers.

18:44I'll pour you some bubbles when you don't.

18:46Good.

18:47They can go out now.

18:48Mm-hmm.

18:49Then these.

18:50Oh, Sue.

18:51Sue.

18:53Sue.

18:54I think it's Sue's, Mum.

18:55Sue.

18:57Sue.

18:58Sue.

18:59Sue.

19:01Sue.

19:13Delivered.

19:15What the fuck?

19:22Just got to do it.

19:23Have you seen a parcel?

19:30It is.

19:30Or a package for me.

19:31Izzy, it's Film Club.

19:32This isn't Film Club.

19:33It's a fucking garage.

19:34Okay, well, let's look for it later.

19:39You've shoved it in here with the rest of your shit.

19:41You know I've been waiting all day for this.

19:43What is it?

19:44It's my piss card's ears.

19:46I could have been out delivering tonight.

19:48Okay, sorry.

19:49I've had other things on my mind.

19:50Yeah, of course, because it's all about you, isn't it?

19:53Oh, shit.

19:59Cam!

20:00I've got responsibilities, Evie.

20:03Can I grab another bottle, darling?

20:04Fine.

20:05Bye.

20:32Bye.

20:33Bye.

20:35Oh, fuck me, Suze. What an ensemble.

20:40Be still, my throbbing heart.

20:41Oh, thanks, babies.

20:44Cos I feel a bit...

20:45So that's nice.

20:47Oh, isn't it, Suze?

20:49Let's get you some snacks. You all look famished.

20:51Mum? Mum?

20:53Oh, they're here, they're here, they're here.

20:55Oh, you're all lit up, darling.

20:58Illuminated is.

20:58That's my new business venture, Homestead Hounds.

21:01No, no, go on, you open them.

21:02Oh, baby.

21:04Drum roll, please.

21:06Ooh.

21:10Homestead Hounds.

21:11Dog wanking service.

21:14What?

21:21No calls, no texts for days.

21:25Felt like Demi Moore.

21:27What?

21:29Like I've been...

21:31ghosted.

21:33Where are they?

21:35Don't need them.

21:38They don't care.

21:41Yeah.

21:43It's exhausting being the one who cares.

21:46Are you joking?

21:48The one who cares.

21:52I cycle here every week.

21:54Full costume, no matter how mortifying.

21:57Make up all kinds of weird reasons to leave work early.

21:59I stay the entire time and...

22:01You're the only one who cares, okay?

22:02I never said only.

22:03I never said only.

22:04You know what you meant.

22:06I'm sorry it's been such an effort.

22:08An obligation.

22:10Okay, don't do that.

22:12Don't.

22:13It's good.

22:14It's over.

22:15You're free.

22:15What happened to moving it forwards?

22:18What happened to train spotting in the loo?

22:20No, I'm done.

22:24You have to keep it going, Evie.

22:25It's...

22:25It's good for you.

22:29Good for me?

22:30Yes.

22:31You know what I mean?

22:31Yeah, I do.

22:35You do it because you really love it.

22:39I don't do it because I love it, Noah.

22:43I do it because...

22:44Did you check?

23:02Obviously, I checked them.

23:03I checked the proof.

23:04Mum?

23:05Oh, dear.

23:06Definitely dog ranking.

23:08Did you check it on the desktop?

23:10No, my phone.

23:11Well, it's tiny text, isn't it?

23:12Yeah, and it's a swirly-wirly writing.

23:14I can't fucking believe it.

23:16Well, it's niche.

23:17I'll give you that.

23:17You'll have all sorts of cooners up outside, Suze.

23:20Don't laugh at me.

23:21It's not funny.

23:22You don't laugh at her daft fucking shit, do you?

23:24Oh, darling, we do.

23:25I knew it was a stupid idea.

23:28It's not stupid, Cherub.

23:29Not at all.

23:30Joyce has wound me up.

23:31It made me feel...

23:33God, I fucking knew it.

23:34We'll sort it.

23:35We'll sort it all, baby.

23:36It'll be sorted.

23:38They're just pieces of paper, sweet people.

23:39It's not just pieces of paper.

23:41This is my thing.

23:42I'm so...

23:46So what?

23:47Oh, it is.

23:49What is it you need?

23:58Come on, don't ignore me now.

24:01You've ignored me all week.

24:02It was hardly riveting conversation, was it, Noah?

24:05You talking at me about utter shite.

24:08Wow, OK.

24:09Yeah, whether you should get an MRI for your ice pick headache,

24:12if you should buy a dehumidifier,

24:14lamenting about your five-hour sleep

24:15and whether I think it's the light pollution in Manchester

24:17that's keeping you up.

24:18OK, what do you want to talk about, then?

24:20What happened?

24:23I was trying to talk about what happened.

24:26Nothing happened.

24:29Don't do that.

24:30I got you out.

24:33Oh.

24:37Thank you for everything you've done for me.

24:39You can fuck off now, feeling like the big man.

24:42Yeah, you can clip-clop through the dock

24:44with Tia and Miles,

24:45telling them all about your noble heroism.

24:47Why are you so angry with me?

24:48Because you took us somewhere

24:50and then you pissed off

24:51and left me there alone.

24:53I was so fucking embarrassed and confused.

24:57I was embarrassed and confused as well.

24:58Yeah, but I would never leave.

24:59Only because you can't.

25:07Evie, I didn't mean that.

25:09Wait, Evie.

25:11This is for you.

25:12What the hell is it?

25:15Just read it.

25:15Say it.

25:20I don't even know why I'm upset.

25:21This is just your personality.

25:22I should be used to this by now.

25:23Are you kidding me?

25:24You've got a boyfriend.

25:27Oh.

25:28Okay, mate.

25:30So that's why you can't say what you mean, ever,

25:31or address anything.

25:33Right, so what was your excuse

25:34for the other seven years and five months

25:35before Josh came on the scene?

25:36Four.

25:37What?

25:39You and Josh have been together for eight months,

25:41so that would make it

25:41seven years and four months.

25:46Fuck off.

25:52He's a prick!

26:00All men are pricks.

26:02Are you okay?

26:03If film club was over,

26:04you'd be relieved, wouldn't you?

26:08Well,

26:08maybe it feels a bit like

26:10the moment's past, love.

26:12Does it have to be on a Friday?

26:21I'll go get your coats.

26:23It's you we love, darling!

26:26Evie!

26:27Evie!

26:27Oh, shit.

26:44Hey.

26:46Found this outside?

26:48Oh, darling.

26:51Oh, you really do have the ability

26:52to make magic out of nothing.

26:54Do you know that?

26:56Come on.

26:57Have something to eat.

27:01What are they?

27:02Just some bits left over from the party.

27:05What party?

27:06From Josh's.

27:09God, you had to go there, didn't you?

27:11I was just helping.

27:13No.

27:14He didn't want your help, Mum.

27:16God, why is everyone meddling in my life?

27:18It's my boyfriend.

27:19Josh is my boyfriend.

27:20I'm not meddling.

27:21Mum, stop.

27:22Hey.

27:24Now, what's been said?

27:25Bloody coming here, upsetting my little girl.

27:27Don't.

27:28Come here.

27:29Oh, Evie.

27:31You're not acting like yourself.

27:33I'm fine.

27:34Come here.

27:35I'm fine.

27:35My baby girl.

27:36I'm fine.

27:37No, you're not.

27:38You're not.

27:38This isn't you.

27:40You're my little dreamer.

27:41Mum, you can't fix it.

27:42You need to calm down.

27:44Come here.

27:44No, Mum.

27:45Stop fucking smothering me.

27:51Then you fucking grow up.

27:52So, you can't see me coming.

27:57No, it won't be.

28:01No, I won't have to come.

28:03Oh, dear.

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