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00:01Wait.
00:03Hi.
00:04I'm sorry.
00:05What?
00:06May I?
00:07I've got the tag still on.
00:09No.
00:11No.
00:12Very good.
00:13Oh, my God.
00:14Tell me it's not true.
00:16Were you going to return that?
00:17No.
00:18Will you stay with me for a sec while I process the fact
00:20I've been mixing with the tag hanging out?
00:22Hey, hey.
00:23Happens to the best of us.
00:24Earlier, a lady without shoes actually squatted lime juice
00:29in my eye.
00:30And now I'm in quite a bit of pain, actually.
00:33Is it?
00:34Is it bloodshot?
00:36Not in the slightest, actually.
00:39Good.
00:40It did happen, by the way.
00:41It was just a ruse to get you to look at my eye.
00:44Hmm.
00:46Right.
00:47Processing over.
00:48I'm going to the cinema.
00:49Oh, really?
00:50What's on the cinema?
00:52Brief Encounter.
00:53Oh, no.
00:54No?
00:55No, no.
00:56I can't do malaise.
00:57And I hate side endings.
00:58What?
00:59No, I love sad endings.
01:01Yeah, unconsummated love.
01:03Restrained pain in black and white.
01:05Yes, please!
01:06Ah, sorry.
01:07One large order of unconsummated love, please.
01:09Coming right up.
01:11You know, I think I'm all mixed out.
01:13Freshers week's a lot.
01:14You can just leave, you know.
01:15Can I?
01:16One can.
01:17One can.
01:18But I can't.
01:20Okay, I'm going to give you permission.
01:22No talking at me through the film, though.
01:24I'm very strongly against that.
01:26God, no.
01:27Wait, can you even watch a film with Limeye?
01:30What?
01:31What's that?
01:32You've got Limeye, right?
01:33Right.
01:34Is that a thing?
01:35Yeah.
01:36Am I going to die?
01:37Mm-hmm.
01:39I promise you that is going to happen.
01:41That is absolutely going to happen.
01:42You are going to die.
01:43Yeah.
01:44But at least you had a life with all that either.
01:46Yeah, but seriously, I need you to tell me that I'm not going to die.
01:49Oh.
01:50Oh, no, you're not going to die.
01:51Ever.
01:52Ever.
01:53Ever, ever.
01:54Forever, ever.
01:55Forever, ever.
02:03I don't know your name.
02:09I just thought I should drop in, check you're all right on D-Day.
02:22You know what?
02:23I can't stay long.
02:24I know.
02:25I didn't ask you to.
02:26No, I know.
02:27I just feel like I have to warn you, Evelyn.
02:30Consider me warned, Cameron.
02:33What man's voice is that?
02:35It's Cam.
02:36Oh, hello, Cam, darling.
02:38Bad Sam's Grand Slam.
02:42Speakeasy.
02:44I could cry.
02:45You were incredible.
02:47Thanks, Suze.
02:48Mum, I made you some toast.
02:50Mmm.
02:51Why don't you bung in some of them little potato people from the freezer?
02:54OK.
02:55Big old night last night.
02:57Hello.
02:58Des, you got any of those fussy vitamin things? Mum's in a bad way.
03:01Next to the face wipes.
03:03Hey, wonderful to see your name in life, by the way.
03:06What?
03:07Fucking hell, Evee.
03:09See ya?
03:10Mm-hmm.
03:11Mm-hmm.
03:12Mm.
03:13Eight years of friendship ends with see ya.
03:14Yep.
03:15He didn't want a dramatic goodbye.
03:16Which is classic.
03:17Apparently he wrote down his new address and put it in an envelope, so maybe that was some kind of an idea.
03:23Evie.
03:24It wasn't his address.
03:25It wasn't his address.
03:26It's all coming back to me.
03:27I was wearing Josh's coat by accident.
03:28I found it in the pocket, thought it was for me, so I opened it.
03:30Sorry, so there's a letter in Josh's pocket with Evie's name on it and you think it's for you.
03:33Well, I'd had a lot to drink.
03:34She did, to be fair.
03:35Yes.
03:36Thank you, Evie.
03:37I'm not some kind of bloody lush.
03:38You lot are allowed to get on it like a car bonnet.
03:39When does Mum get her release?
03:41Hey Mum, where is it?
03:42Where is it?
03:43Yes, that's a good question.
03:44I think I put it somewhere safe, especially now I know that we're living with a thief.
03:47You think he stole it?
03:48Well, how the fuck do you think it's going to be gone?
03:49Well, I've got a lot of money.
03:50It's all coming back to me.
03:51I was wearing Josh's coat by accident.
03:52I found it in the pocket, thought it was for me, so I opened it.
03:53Sorry, so there's a letter in Josh's pocket with Evie's name on it and you think it's for you?
03:55Well, I've had a lot to drink.
03:56She did, to be fair.
03:57Yes.
03:58Thank you, Evie.
03:59I'm not some kind of bloody lush.
04:08What have you got in his pocket, Evie?
04:10Sorry, I'm catching up.
04:12Josh's mum didn't know he had a girlfriend.
04:14Nope. And she's got two dishwashers.
04:16And he stole a letter from Noah?
04:18Yes. Bloody master puppeteer had us wrapped round his bloody finger.
04:21Quite talented Mr Ripley of him, actually.
04:23The letter. The letter. The letter. The letter.
04:25The letter. What did it say?
04:28It said...
04:32Well, why don't I try and remember the feeling?
04:34Because sometimes you remember the feeling when you're a bit fuzzy, don't you?
04:37I felt...
04:39I felt...
04:43I felt...
04:45Sad.
04:47Sad.
04:48Yeah, I think.
04:49But that might be because I found out that Josh is a liar and a stealer.
04:53OK, let's look for it.
04:54Yes, yes, yes.
04:56But Cam can't stay.
04:57Oh.
04:58And that's fine.
05:00I just don't want this to be the moment I look back upon and regret when I'm...
05:05Sat on my rocking chair.
05:07And kicking the can so far down the road.
05:10What if...
05:11What if this is the end of the road?
05:13Darling, I have to say, I'm shocked you're confiding in me.
05:16We were really never that close.
05:18Samantha, you're the only person I know that would drink at this hour.
05:22Do you know what?
05:23That is beautiful.
05:25May I ask why in holy heaven you picked this bar?
05:29It's where you first met the girl.
05:31Oh.
05:32Was I there?
05:34Yeah.
05:40That's it.
05:41I've decided.
05:42I'm gonna go.
05:43Get an early train.
05:44I need to just...
05:46leave.
05:47What?
05:48I just feel like...
06:01I might have done loads of things wrong.
06:04Oh, my God.
06:05You just had a bit too much Prosecco.
06:07You've been way too hard on yourself.
06:09I don't just mean this.
06:10I...
06:13You're the best mum in the world.
06:16I'm not perfect though, Evie.
06:19No.
06:20You're not perfect.
06:22But you're the best.
06:25Hooch!
06:28Go on.
06:30Hooch!
06:32Go on.
06:36Hooch!
06:39She told you, didn't she?
06:50Yes.
06:51Obviously.
06:52Fuck's sake.
06:53Where did they think you were staying?
06:55Stevo's.
06:57And your Nana?
06:58Fine.
06:59Jesus, that is a very long, elaborate lie.
07:02Why would you do that?
07:04It's just how much I love you.
07:07What does that mean?
07:09But love...
07:11Drives you mad.
07:13And...
07:15Yeah, I have done some mad shit.
07:18I get that.
07:20But I just wanna be honest with you now.
07:22I did...
07:24Take something and hide it from you.
07:25I was gonna chuck it but I left my jacket in the...
07:27We know.
07:30Okay.
07:32I didn't read it.
07:33I promise.
07:35I just didn't want him stealing you away from me.
07:38Ugh.
07:41Look, is there...
07:43Anything I can do to make it up to you?
07:48Okay, Josh is gonna help us look.
07:50He can access Mum's psychology which is...
07:52It's so fucked.
07:53But...
07:54I need to know where it is.
07:56Suzo.
07:58Suzanne.
08:00Okay.
08:02So...
08:03Suzanne...
08:04Was pissed.
08:05Not pissed.
08:06So she will have been craving a snack.
08:08Not pissed.
08:09Mm-hmm.
08:10But she wouldn't have wanted to make a mess prepping anything.
08:12So she would have gone for ease.
08:15Some bickies, perhaps?
08:17No.
08:18Cause the seki at the pub's far from dry.
08:19So she wouldn't have wanted sweet, strictly savoury.
08:24But my guess is that you partook in some chunky chips at the pub.
08:29Yeah, so she wouldn't have gone for the guilty draw.
08:31It would have been nuts and crackers.
08:34And...
08:35As you've approached, envelope was under the arm.
08:37Yep.
08:38She's reached in, not realising that it's dropped down.
08:41Yep.
08:42There it is.
08:48So you didn't actually kiss?
08:52No.
08:54So nothing happened?
08:57It did.
08:58Not really.
09:00I should have told you.
09:02Yeah, but you are telling me now.
09:04Josh, why would you want to be with someone who has doubts about you?
09:11You clearly have doubts about me, too.
09:13But isn't the love bigger than the doubts?
09:21Was it ever?
09:22There were so many times, I promise.
09:28We were really close.
09:32We were.
09:36I'm sorry, Josh.
09:39I don't blame you.
09:40I do blame him a bit.
09:46And me.
09:48And your dad.
09:50My dad?
09:51Well, they're just men.
09:55I've just got this, like, such a strong image in my head.
10:00And...
10:02Can I just share it with you?
10:03Do you mind?
10:05It's me...
10:07...in our kitchen.
10:11And I'm making us lasagna.
10:13And I've got one kid on my shoulder.
10:16And I've got another kid on my back.
10:18And you walk down the stairs.
10:20And I say, boys, doesn't mummy look beautiful?
10:25And they say, yeah, mummy, you do.
10:27And then I say, right, boys, it's table time.
10:30And the oldest one, he jumps off and he says,
10:33don't worry, mama, you sit down, I'll get you a knife and fork.
10:36And then I say...
10:37What do I say?
10:39What do you mean?
10:44What do I say?
10:47Well, you...
10:48Erm...
10:57Yeah.
11:08I don't know if I should open this.
11:10It's not my interest.
11:20I don't know if I should open this.
11:24I don't know if I should open this
11:36It's not my address
11:39I know that
11:44It's too late
11:49Open it
11:54Is this going to make me lose the plot?
11:56Maybe
11:58Just a little bit
12:00Annoying
12:22Nowhere
12:24I'm calling you
12:26What?
12:28I'm calling you
12:29Are you going to pick up?
12:35I thought you didn't want a big dramatic goodbye
12:37You know what I'm like
12:38I do
12:39Will you make your bloody mind up please?
12:41My legs won't work
12:47Jelly
12:49No bones
12:50What do I do?
12:52I remembered what it said
12:57I need to help him but I can't go like this
13:02Maybe I could have a few shots of something
13:04Yeah okay
13:05Or I could write him something and you could deliver it for me
13:08I think it's probably you he wants to see babe
13:10Is could you get me some weed?
13:11Evie?
13:12I don't know where to get weed
13:13I do
13:14What?
13:15No I mean I don't
13:16Okay I'm just going to wait
13:18I'm just going to wait a sec until I calm down
13:20You know?
13:21Pause action until Serenity enters
13:23Yeah but what time is this train leaving?
13:25Just over an hour
13:26I don't think Serenity's going to enter in time
13:28Maybe you're not supposed to be like this babe
13:30Maybe you are supposed to be like this
13:32Yeah because like what actually happened
13:34Evie's I do have to say that all that happened
13:36Was you got sad, acted weird
13:38And then locked yourself in my house for six months
13:40Like maybe it's the feelings that are scary not the world
13:43Yeah that's it
13:44I mean it's just your personality babe
13:46I mean you've done a lot with that personality
13:48Like galaxies and magic and rainbows
13:51You know all while you were
13:53You know
13:55So what's a little stop in the love of your life
13:57Getting on a train to Bristol?
13:59If I lose the plot
14:02Hey
14:03All feelings are for feeling
14:06Since when?
14:08Hang on a minute
14:11I've got an idea
14:13What if you don't go as yourself babes?
14:16What the fuck?
14:20I'm Babi Streisand
14:22Never gonna fool for
14:25I'm not
14:26Walks beside me
14:27I'm not
14:28Walks on by
14:30I'm not
14:31Gets me to the church on time
14:34Church on time
14:35Terrifies me
14:37Church on time
14:38Makes me patty
14:39Church on time
14:40Puts my trust in God and men
14:43Oh well that's not good
14:48Oh baby
15:01Eaves?
15:02Eaves!
15:03You owe me
15:05I'll do
15:09I'll do
15:13Go y'all boy
15:15Walks beside me
15:18Walks on by
15:20Gets me to the church on time
15:24Church on time
15:25Terrifies me
15:27Church on time
15:28Makes me patty
15:29Church on time
15:30Puts my trust in God
15:32dark
15:37Changes me
15:39Eaves!
15:41You owe me
15:43It's funny
15:44It's funny
15:45Parts of the church on time
15:47Describe me
15:49You owe me
15:51It's funny
15:52You owe me
15:53You owe me
15:54I owe me
15:55This is the best
15:56You owe me
15:57Completely overwhelmed. What are you doing here?
16:08You wanted me to come.
16:10Right. Please sit.
16:15Formal.
16:18It's over with Josh.
16:31Oh?
16:35Got your address.
16:38And do you approve of my address?
16:44I fucking love your address.
16:48Really?
16:49Entirely.
16:52My heart is exploding.
16:57What happens now?
16:59Excuse me, you can't sit in here unless you're paying customers.
17:03So I'm going to have to ask you to be paying customers.
17:06Okay, two cups of tea then, please.
17:08Yeah, what kind of tea would you like?
17:09We've got lemon and ginger, chamomile.
17:12Noah?
17:14Breakfast, please.
17:16Peppermint.
17:17Peppermint and licorice.
17:18We've got Lapsang.
17:19Breakfast, please.
17:20Breakfast.
17:21So what's going on with you two then?
17:23Just the tea, please.
17:25Well, I'm not a waiter so I'm afraid you're going to have to come over here and pay.
17:32I'm not a waiter.
17:33Should we run away?
17:34Why would we go?
17:39Hydra.
17:40Why Hydra?
17:41I don't know.
17:42I think artists used to go there.
17:43Yeah, but we're not artists.
17:44You are.
17:45You are.
17:46You are.
17:47Wait, they don't have cars there.
17:48We can't drive.
17:49Yeah, I know, but I want to learn.
17:50That's what I should do.
17:51I should learn how to drive.
17:52Learn how to drive in Bristol.
17:53We have the best roads in the UK.
17:54Is that true?
17:55I don't know.
17:56I don't know.
17:57I don't know.
17:58I don't know.
17:59I don't know.
18:00I don't know.
18:01I don't know.
18:02I don't know.
18:03I don't know.
18:04I don't know.
18:05We can't drive.
18:06Yeah, I know, but I want to learn.
18:07That's what I should do.
18:08I should learn how to drive.
18:10Learn how to drive in Bristol.
18:11We have the best roads in the UK.
18:12Is that true?
18:13I don't know.
18:14I'm just trying to get you to come with me.
18:16Look, we'll buy a house with really high ceilings.
18:18With what money?
18:19And we'll fill up the shelves all the way to the top.
18:21With all the novels that I'm apparently going to write.
18:23With all the novels you will write.
18:25And we'll have dinners with wine.
18:27We'll make a five-year plan.
18:32Wine makes you ill.
18:34And I don't think I'm ready for a five-year plan.
18:37I don't even have a one-day plan.
18:39Because in order to have a plan, you have to know what you want.
18:43Okay, okay.
18:45Let's scratch that.
18:46The point is, you can be whoever you want to be.
18:49And I'll be whoever you need me to be.
18:51Noah.
18:53Thousands of people we can be.
18:55So many worlds we can live in.
18:57We have to live in this one.
19:02The real one.
19:04In this one you go.
19:09I'm staying.
19:11You can't.
19:12You can't.
19:13Look, Evie, I have been unknowable.
19:15Let me try and be knowable.
19:16I've always known you.
19:17We never really had to meet, did we?
19:18If you stay, we'll just...
19:19We'll keep going deeper and deeper until our brains fucking explode.
19:22And you'll be sat there with my brains all over your face, thinking I didn't do any of the things I wanted to achieve in my life.
19:35It's not the right time, is it?
19:36Please.
19:37You have to get on that train, Noah.
19:38You have to move this forwards.
19:40Please.
19:41Please.
19:42I'll never get better if you stay.
19:43I need to do this on my own.
19:44I'll never get better if you stay.
19:45I need to do this on my own.
19:46I'm not going to be there with my brains all over your face, thinking I didn't do any of the things I wanted to achieve in my life.
19:50It's not the right time, is it?
19:52Please.
19:53Please.
19:54You have to get on that train, Noah.
19:59You have to move this forwards.
20:02Please.
20:05I'll never get better if you stay.
20:10I need to do this on my own.
20:14Okay.
20:19Oh, a shit ending.
20:29Yeah.
20:33We can whack a great soundtrack on it.
20:36It'll be fine.
20:49Oh, baby.
21:01We were coming to get you.
21:06Ziggy's dad's going to get his junk leads.
21:08Night in shining armor.
21:13Oh, baby.
21:15We were coming to get you. Ziggy's dad's going to get his junk leads.
21:18Night in shining armour. Wealthy.
21:20So, where's our prince? Are you to the love story?
21:27We're the love story.
21:29Eve's baby.
21:33What, tell me you snogged him.
21:37Fucking hell.
21:45I saw Romeo Montague with a face like a slapped arse earlier. You broke up.
21:51Yeah. So you really are a spinster now. You might even qualify as a form back, you know.
21:56Genius.
21:57Your mate didn't stay.
21:59No. Tough luck, house arrest. No job, no mates.
22:02Callum!
22:03Sorry.
22:06Oi.
22:07Or yourself.
22:09Here.
22:15See you later, Avisham.
22:24Now, I don't have to go out. I have you want some company.
22:26Steph says she's more than happy to come and sit with the girls.
22:28No, you two go. Have fun.
22:30What do you like you're going to do?
22:32Guilty. I don't know if Steph's going to do Barry Gibbs, but we'll see.
22:36I just hate how early these places close. It's like I just want to carry on. I want to carry on.
22:41Yeah.
22:42What are you going to do?
22:45I don't know.
22:46Oh.
22:47But it's good.
22:50It's good though.
22:51OK, Havers. Cannot believe you got into my head, but it kind of worked. So, maybe you're
22:56not full Froot Loops. I've been thinking about why you piss me off and I realise maybe it's
23:01because we're similar, me and you. You lock the door from it all and I pedal away. You can't go out and I can't stay in.
23:08I thought that was the sum total of us, but seeing you cycle off on my bike, I have to admit I was pretty impressed. You changed the game. You made me reckon maybe one day Mrs Mertzel let me back in school.
23:15And maybe I'll kick the urinal a bit, but not off the wall. For someone so tapped, you're pretty determined, you know.
23:22And maybe if you keep trying to leave the gaff, I'll keep trying not to be huddling. I've read this book till I got back on my bike.
23:29And this quote made me think of you. I must be taken as I've been made.
23:36I must be taken as I've been made.
23:41I mean, you cycle off on my bike. I mean, you cycle off on my bike, I have to admit I was pretty impressed. You changed the game.
23:47You made me reckon maybe one day Mrs Mertzel let me back in school. And maybe I'll kick the urinal a bit, but not off the wall.
23:53made me think of you. I must be taken as I've been made. The success is not mine, the failure
24:01is not mine, but the two together make me. Tell anyone about this and I'll deck you from
24:11Callum. Happy New Year Callum. Happy New Year Evie.
24:15Oh, nice. I'm away. I can't believe she can go places now, but we're still in the fucking
24:26garage. It's the carry-on, Isabel. It's not the garage. It's just the garage, Suze. Where
24:31is Madam with the champers? Right, come on. It's game time. One, two, one, two. Right, let's
24:37play Under the Rug or Shratt. Under the Brat? Yeah, tell the truth. Tell the truth. Mum,
24:43you start? Yeah. Oh, come on, Suze. Don't be boring. Fine. Okay, I'd rather be in the
24:50good room. What about Evie's lasagna? It's delicious. Mum, the truth. Okay, fine, it's vile. But
24:58nobody tell her. And I really fancy Ziggy's dad. Mint. Right, come on, Izzy, Izzy, your
25:08term. Um, I'm actually a bit loaded from all the dogs. Are you? Yeah, loaded. Yeah, loaded.
25:15Steph, you're next. And I want to ask you yours. Right. What was your job? No boo! Oh, come on,
25:26Sam it. I am two weeks sober. Oh, yay. Oh, it's New Year's Eve, darling. It doesn't count.
25:39Baby girl. Hi. Hey, does anyone want some more lasagna? Oh, me, please. What's so funny? Nothing.
25:47We're just playing under the rug. Oh, okay. I have decided, even though I might be terrified
26:04every day for the rest of my life, I'm not going to let it stop me from making stuff happen.
26:08Oh, fair fox, girlies. Fair fox. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's nearly midnight. Everyone
26:17outside. Ziggy's statue in fireworks. I just need to set up the lyrics for the auld
26:23lang syne sing-song. Don't think we need the lyrics for the auld lang syne sing-song,
26:26babe? Mum, it's my personality. Yeah, it's your personality. Right. See you outside when
26:34you're ready. Come on. Come on, let's go. Nice, okay. Come on, we don't use fireworks. Watch that step.
26:39Come on. Woo!
26:41Hi, yes. Let's go down.
26:43I'm going to get the album there.
26:46Woo!
26:47Shhh.
26:48Shhh.
26:49Shhh.
26:51Shhh.
26:52Shhh.
26:53Shhh.
26:54Shhh.
26:55Shhh.
26:56Shhh.
26:57Shhh.
26:58Shhh.
26:59Shhh.
27:00Shhh.
27:01Shhh.
27:02Shhh.
27:03Shhh.
27:04Shhh.
27:22Shhh.
27:23Had to give it a better ending.
27:29Go on, break it.
27:31Let's go.
28:01Let's go.
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