新剧上线#爷爷你真在地府造反了 (上)

宠爱短剧

2 days ago

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00:00:19你們是誰啊

00:00:20我不是正在上課嗎

00:00:21怎麼跑到這裡呢

00:00:22這哪啊

00:00:23俺是自動嗎

00:00:25哎呀嘛少帥

00:00:26你可真能把下

00:00:27俺們真是陰曹鳴剑

00:00:29哪能視啥潘絲動呢

00:00:31少帥

00:00:32你看我美嗎

00:00:33嗯

00:00:34沒錯少帥

00:00:35俺們都是你的老婆

00:00:36老婆

00:00:37我是個孤兒

00:00:38怎麼可能有這麼多老婆

00:00:40我不見

00:00:41主婢

00:00:42你們讓我親一口啊

00:00:44嘿嘿嘿

00:00:45老公

00:00:46你可真調皮

00:00:47你小心就親唄

00:00:48我們還能拒絕你咋的

00:00:49你瞅瞅我推的

00:00:50後來幹得我卡赤青了

00:00:51你個笨子

00:00:52真的啊

00:00:53那我可真親了

00:00:54嘿嘿

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00:01:00嗯

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00:01:03爺爺

00:01:04你這兒幹嗎

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00:01:06你這個月給我

00:01:07給我拖門二十多次了

00:01:08乾嘛

00:01:09你說乾嘛

00:01:10我讓你這孫子給我燒點紙錢

00:01:11怎麼一點都有都沒有啊

00:01:12我之前不是給你燒了好幾千億元嗎

00:01:14你怎麼又花完了

00:01:15你在明界炒房嗎你這麼費錢

00:01:17孫子

00:01:18跟你說了

00:01:19別再打仗

00:01:20打仗多費錢呢

00:01:21啊

00:01:22打仗

00:01:23你說你在明界搞傳銷還靠谱點啊

00:01:25你說你在明界搞傳銷還靠谱點啊

00:01:26你不要再給我套套了

00:01:27耽誤我上學

00:01:28上什麼學呀

00:01:29爺都拖欠教師們一個月軍曉了

00:01:31再不發軍曉

00:01:33他們就要造反了

00:01:36可我之前給你燒了

00:01:37你燒的對嗎

00:01:38我都和你說多少遍了

00:01:40騷錢

00:01:41不是怎麼騷的

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00:01:44算了算了

00:01:45我要他們幾個

00:01:46上去教你怎麼騷之前

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00:01:48老大不行了

00:01:49也該娶個媳婦了

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00:01:52那不是

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00:01:54我告訴你

00:01:55讓他們下選了多好選

00:01:57要是挨選不會

00:01:58爺就把你帶下來

00:01:59親自教你怎麼燒值錢

00:02:03幫我帶下來

00:02:04你是我親爺爺吧

00:02:06什麼仇什麼願啊

00:02:07張立

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00:02:13快醒醒啊

00:02:14我不是讓你上課前叫醒我的嗎

00:02:16我看你睡得很香

00:02:17不忍心叫呢

00:02:18這個月是你第幾次在我課上睡覺了

00:02:20每次我上課你都在睡覺了

00:02:22每次我上課你都在睡覺

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00:02:33你是你第幾次在我課場睡覺了

00:02:34每次我上課你都在睡覺

00:02:37這樣下去怎麼考考大學

00:02:38不如回家考地瓜算了

00:02:40明天把你家長叫來

00:02:43嗯

00:02:44楊老師啊

00:02:46您是不是忘了

00:02:47我現在是個孤兒

00:02:49要不我把爺爺挖出來

00:02:50您家來

00:02:51呵

00:02:52太頂了

00:02:53沒見過這麼不尊重死者的孫子

00:02:55簡直是笑出強大啊

00:02:57張天這小子可真笑死我了

00:02:59是他不把爺爺挖出來

00:03:00站著聽講吧

00:03:01哦

00:03:02Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:03:03I'll be able to forgive you.

00:03:04I'll be able to do this.

00:03:06Thank you, Yang.

00:03:14This is the subject of the important part of the book.

00:03:16I'll be able to sleep in a long way.

00:03:17I'll do this week for you to do a little bit.

00:03:20I'll do it again.

00:03:21I'll get to get my dad's hand.

00:03:23I'm afraid.

00:03:24I'll take them to take me off.

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00:05:00发现妖怪数量2

00:05:01实力君在后期妖王

00:05:03最佳战斗方案逃跑

00:05:04生还几率为0

00:05:06居然碰见了妖怪

00:05:15怎么是两个妖王

00:05:30长得不错嘛

00:05:32这么漂亮

00:05:34这么漂亮

00:05:35是我喜欢的类型

00:05:38你不要跟我抢

00:05:39什么叫我不要跟你抢

00:05:40少帅明明是我的

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00:05:49你们到底谁

00:05:50到底干嘛

00:05:51我叫沈小婉

00:05:52是你爷爷给你找个媳妇啊

00:05:57是你啊

00:05:58原来我爷爷托的梦都是真的

00:06:01我叫韩若云

00:06:03你爷爷找的媳妇明明是我

00:06:06韩若云你个臭不要脸

00:06:08少帅明明是我的

00:06:09沈小婉

00:06:10你才不要脸

00:06:11明明是我的

00:06:12你只不过是被派来烧钱的苦衣

00:06:14咋的你要给我们盖一张

00:06:15你以为老娘派你啊

00:06:16你是不是想盖一下

00:06:17你是不是想盖一下

00:06:18你是敢盖一下

00:06:19盖一下

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00:06:22你早爹怎么还这

00:06:25我来说吧

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00:06:30事情呢是这个样子的

00:06:32你的爷爷也就是大帅张奎安

00:06:35他在底下奇异造反了

00:06:38那我们呢当他手下的干部

00:06:41这次来阳间也是为了教你烧钱呀

00:06:44啊

00:06:45我爷爷真在银草民间造反了

00:06:47当然了

00:06:48而且我也是爷爷给你找的媳妇

00:06:51这次来阳间就是为了保护你

00:06:54顺便成亲

00:06:59至于他嘛

00:07:00就是一个跑腿的

00:07:02为了教你怎么烧纸

00:07:04别听他的

00:07:05我才是大帅给你挑的媳妇

00:07:06他才是跑腿的

00:07:08你们能不能别纠结这件事了

00:07:09我现在这样知道

00:07:10我到底要怎么烧钱我爷爷才能收到

00:07:12我昨天烧了三台印钞机

00:07:15不知道他收到没收到

00:07:17我昨天烧了三台印钞机

00:07:19不知道他收到没收到

00:07:21这样烧纸是不行的

00:07:24阴间烧的纸

00:07:25有特定的方法

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00:07:27遇到专业知识

00:07:28这就不行了吧

00:07:29性格大气

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00:07:38任何在阳间点火就烧的纸钱

00:07:40是到不了明界的

00:07:41明界只有两种零红货

00:07:43一种

00:07:44是明界发行的货币

00:07:46还有一种

00:07:47就是人们在生前行善积德

00:07:49所积累的功德钱

00:07:50数量已限

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00:07:53这样

00:07:54那他死钱也没跟我提过

00:07:56所以啊

00:07:57你爷爷就叫婉儿来阳间

00:07:59叫老公烧纸钱

00:08:01那要怎么做

00:08:02简单

00:08:03你只要把这些符禄

00:08:05用朱砂抄写在要烧的纸钱上

00:08:08就可以烧到骨剑了

00:08:09而且不妨上

00:08:10而且不光是钱

00:08:12杨姐那老多玩儿都能烧的

00:08:14什么都能烧啊

00:08:15哦

00:08:16小刀拉屁股开了眼啊

00:08:18那我明天去买纸钱

00:08:20天黑之前给老爷子烧过去

00:08:22啊

00:08:23这么说

00:08:24你学会了

00:08:25学会了

00:08:26听见了吗

00:08:27跟老公都学会了

00:08:28赶紧哪来

00:08:29该滚哪去

00:08:30要滚也是你滚

00:08:31平时我滚啊

00:08:32再说

00:08:33杨姐这么危险

00:08:34我得保护老公啊

00:08:35而且

00:08:36大帅也没说啊

00:08:37叫完他烧纸钱就得回屏见啊

00:08:39所以要滚你这回

00:08:41平时我回去啊

00:08:42那平时我回啊

00:08:43那平时我回啊

00:08:44那平时我回啊

00:08:45平时我回

00:08:46平时我回

00:08:47你们到底有没有考虑过我的感受

00:08:50你们再这样下去我就死了

00:08:51好好好

00:08:52你快死

00:08:53你快死吧

00:08:54对对对

00:08:55你死了

00:08:56就变成妖怪了

00:08:57我们都不用等了

00:08:58这个时候直接上明界

00:09:00就成亲

00:09:04直接到明界

00:09:05就成亲

00:09:06哎

00:09:07我现在还不想死

00:09:08你们先回去吧

00:09:09等我死了

00:09:10我再下去找你们

00:09:11那

00:09:12哥哥要多久

00:09:13哎呀

00:09:14寿终正解

00:09:15好死以后

00:09:17收获来自韩多云的布面前

00:09:19是指十点

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00:09:21这也行

00:09:22这难道

00:09:23就是情绪管理大师的使用方式

00:09:25不行

00:09:26我等不了那么久

00:09:27啊

00:09:28我现在活得好好的

00:09:29我现在怎么可立刻去死吧

00:09:30而且

00:09:31我还没跟我们老张那派只散叶

00:09:33生个样半女的

00:09:34再说我爷爷知道了

00:09:35他能开心吗

00:09:36这个那个

00:09:37还有啊

00:09:38既然我爷爷是让你们来保护我的

00:09:39他就不想让我死

00:09:40他就知道我死了

00:09:41你你们要好果子是吧

00:09:43老毛说的有道理

00:09:44不如这样

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00:09:49是我用鬼器所练化的

00:09:50一旦遇到危险

00:09:51立刻扯断

00:09:52我有所感应之后

00:09:53会第一时间去见你的

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00:09:55好主意啊

00:09:56嘿嘿

00:09:57小肚鸡肠

00:09:59就一根头发

00:10:00就收买我老公了

00:10:02啊

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00:10:04拿着有危险的时候就用

00:10:12或者用我们喔

00:10:13就是头发

00:10:15我有的是

00:10:16发

00:10:21老公你是在心疼我吗

00:10:24老公这头发呢不光遇到危险的时候能用

00:10:29也可以用来独物私人

00:10:32老公妾身要回去了我不要太想我

00:10:42老公那妾身就先走了

00:10:45好不容易重返阳间好不容易感受大清世界

00:10:50清长山下白素贞风中千年修自身

00:11:00老公我先走了

00:11:02爱你哦

00:11:13老公我也走了

00:11:15记得遇到危险一定得扯我的头发不能扯他的

00:11:19他实力太弱根本保护不了你

00:11:22好好好好

00:11:24好好好好

00:11:27对呀

00:11:30我也走了

00:11:36哼

00:11:37The leader will receive the word.

00:11:39The leader will also receive the new y'all.

00:11:41Can you please advance the order?

00:11:43I will tell him.

00:11:44Can you convince him?

00:11:45Well, he will not.

00:11:46The leader is a happy dollar.

00:11:48Let me give the award.

00:11:49The creator of the ranker.

00:11:50The name of the one and the one is the one with the one.

00:11:51The leader.

00:11:53akin with a new name king.

00:11:54You know it?

00:11:56The leader has had lives with the idol.

00:11:58The leader will connect the world on the chi- represented.

00:11:59The leader will continue toling the world.

00:12:00The leader will react to the way to the store.

00:12:02I understand it.

00:12:03What a heck, I should try to eat.

00:12:05I'll try to eat a bite.

00:12:07um

00:12:08We'll have an hour of time to try the game

00:12:11It's time to try 1

00:12:12That's how we eat it

00:12:14It's time to try to eat the game

00:12:16You can't do it

00:12:17You can't do it

00:12:18You can't relax

00:12:19It's time to get a good feeling

00:12:20You can't do it

00:12:21You can't get a good feeling

00:12:22I'm gonna eat it all

00:12:23I'll do it all

00:12:24I'll do it all

00:12:24I'll do it again

00:12:28Okay

00:12:29Charlie

00:12:30You can see today

00:12:31Didn't you do anything

00:12:32昨天 you've done a dream

00:12:33No

00:12:34It's impossible

00:12:35No, you're not going to make a mistake.

00:12:39You're not going to make a mistake.

00:12:40Do you think I'm going to make a mistake?

00:12:42No, I'm just very surprised.

00:12:44But you suddenly didn't make a mistake.

00:12:46No, I'm not going to make a mistake.

00:12:48Yesterday, I gave my grandma a three-piece machine.

00:12:51I paid my money for myself.

00:12:52But I thought I was going to make a mistake.

00:12:54How can I make a mistake?

00:12:57How can I make a mistake?

00:12:58How can I make a mistake?

00:13:02They're talking to me.

00:13:04Oh,

00:13:33It's like a community community building.

00:13:35This is a community community food.

00:13:37I'll just go to the community community community.

00:13:39See if I can play some games.

00:13:41And I'll take a round of applause.

00:13:47Hey, we can't be able to go to the community community.

00:13:49We'll go to the community community.

00:13:51We'll go back to the community community.

00:13:54That's why we're going to go home.

00:13:55The community community is dead.

00:13:56And we will still be dead.

00:13:57Don't forget to meet me.

00:14:00You're not going to be concerned with me.

00:14:02I'm not going to be concerned with you.

00:14:03I'm afraid you're dead in the community

00:14:04without a loan to help you.

00:14:05I'm not a loan.

00:14:08I'm not a loan.

00:14:09I'm always a loan to you.

00:14:10You're a little bit of a loan.

00:14:11I'm not a loan.

00:14:14Okay.

00:14:15You're a liar.

00:14:16You're a liar.

00:14:17You're a liar.

00:14:18You're a liar.

00:14:20I'm looking for a person who loves me.

00:14:21You're not so easy to get me.

00:14:23I'm going to put my heart in my heart.

00:14:25I'm a big guy.

00:14:26I'll give you a loan.

00:14:29Okay.

00:14:29Let's go.

00:14:33Hey hey hey hey

00:14:45Hey hey hey

00:14:46Hey hey

00:14:46Nice to have a Japanese man

00:14:47Hey hey

00:14:49Hey hey

00:14:54Hey

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00:15:00Hey

00:15:01Hey

00:15:02Ahahaha

00:15:04Ahahaha

00:15:06Japanese

00:15:08I'll kill him

00:15:10This is not a dead guy?

00:15:14Dead guy

00:15:18I'll kill him

00:15:20He'll kill him

00:15:22Let's kill him

00:15:24Let's kill him

00:15:26Let's kill him

00:15:28This is not a dead guy

00:15:30That's his

00:15:31That's his

00:15:32She's jealous

00:15:34Ah yeah

00:15:36That's the dead one

00:15:37I'll kill him

00:15:38I'll kill him

00:15:39I'll kill him

00:15:41I'll kill him

00:15:42Ah yeah

00:15:48I'll kill him

00:15:50I'll kill him

00:15:54You're not a dead guy

00:15:57Ah yeah

00:15:58Ah,

00:16:00since the sea of the men have been beaten,

00:16:02the army has already beaten up.

00:16:06Oh, my lord.

00:16:08We haven't got money.

00:16:10We need to pay for the money.

00:16:12We need to pay for the money.

00:16:14We need to pay for the money.

00:16:16We need to pay for the money.

00:16:24This money is not here.

00:16:26这小子终于学会烧纸钱了

00:16:29兄弟们再也不用为钱发愁了

00:16:32钱怎么才武装啊

00:16:34这五万的明币

00:16:36这教师们吃一顿饭都不够啊

00:16:38这教师们吃一顿饭都不够啊

00:16:43少帅说到底

00:16:47还是个普通人嘛

00:16:50这精气神有限

00:16:52就算他掌握了这个正确的烧纸钱

00:16:56这能烧来的钱也是有限的

00:17:00这钱不对啊

00:17:04这个明币不是这样子的

00:17:06这是天地银行的钱呢

00:17:12这是天地流通的货币

00:17:15你看这是玉帝发现的货币

00:17:18这上面还有玉帝的头像呢

00:17:20怎么这天地银行的钱和咱们风头的钱

00:17:24有什么不一样吗

00:17:25按照汇率

00:17:27这天地银行的一万块

00:17:30能兑换咱们风头银行的一百万呢

00:17:34汇率一百倍呀

00:17:37一百倍

00:17:39五百万

00:17:43好尊子

00:17:45好尊子

00:17:46好尊子

00:17:47居然来这个厉害的钱都给爷爷收来了

00:17:49教师们

00:17:50给老子打完这场仗

00:17:52就给大家发军响

00:17:53都给老子加把劲

00:17:57加把劲

00:17:58是

00:17:59是

00:18:00是

00:18:10骨折了

00:18:12没关系

00:18:13看来妖鬼还没来呀

00:18:14先逛门鬼鬼鬼论坛等的吗

00:18:16哎呀

00:18:17哎呀

00:18:18哇

00:18:19哎呀

00:18:20哎呀

00:18:21孤龙水库失踪案

00:18:23邀请各大民间夜行者组罪普案

00:18:25总悬赏两百万

00:18:27我叫杨棠

00:18:28是一名大学老师

00:18:29最近总是噩梦连连

00:18:30家里也总是发生一些灵异现象

00:18:32我怀疑是被妖缠身

00:18:33希望有高人帮我

00:18:34杨棠

00:18:35大学老师

00:18:36这不我亲爱的班主任吗

00:18:38难怪最近走了无精打采

00:18:40上课的时候和我一样哈记连连

00:18:42检测到妖怪

00:18:44目测实力判断初级妖怪

00:18:46足足生换几率为一百

00:18:48终于来了

00:18:49终于来了

00:18:56终于来了

00:19:09帅哥

00:19:11一个人吗

00:19:13是啊

00:19:14一个人

00:19:15一个人多无聊呀

00:19:18要不要去两个地方玩会儿

00:19:21嗯

00:19:22哇

00:19:23小火卡片

00:19:25全程送货上门

00:19:27你妈

00:19:28看来杀了张小伟的人

00:19:30就是他

00:19:33怎么样

00:19:34要不要去玩会儿啊

00:19:36好啊

00:19:38好啊

00:19:39多玩

00:19:43多玩

00:19:44去哪玩

00:19:45生不服啊

00:19:46多少钱一问

00:19:47我家就在前面老房区

00:19:49你跟我走

00:19:50我们又上次谈

00:19:51好啊

00:19:53弟弟

00:19:54今天算你走运

00:19:55我本来都要打样了

00:19:57要是你再晚出息两分钟

00:19:59你就要错过我了

00:20:00是吗

00:20:01这么辛苦啊

00:20:02和我只是个学生

00:20:03身上没那么多钱

00:20:05你不知什么价格

00:20:06太贵我可玩不起啊

00:20:07太贵我可玩不起啊

00:20:08行价都是两千

00:20:10不过啊

00:20:11你长这么帅

00:20:13我跟你打个半价好了

00:20:15还是倒贴量的啊

00:20:17可是我没那么多钱

00:20:19那你有多少钱呢

00:20:22那

00:20:23那

00:20:24我就只要这么多

00:20:25都给你了

00:20:26你要是觉得可以的话

00:20:27那我就跟你走

00:20:32恭喜宿主获得十点负面情绪值

00:20:35五十

00:20:37就五十吧

00:20:39我的妈呀

00:20:41这也太廉价了吧

00:20:43说真的

00:20:45要不是看你想的事啊

00:20:47别说五十了

00:20:48五百我都不会同意

00:20:50那真是便宜你了弟弟

00:20:52哎

00:20:53现在的钱啊

00:20:54越来越难挣了

00:20:56你们挣的都是辛苦钱

00:20:57我再给你加几块吧

00:21:01恭喜宿主获得十点负面情绪值

00:21:04哎呀

00:21:05就一块钱了

00:21:09恭喜宿主获得十点负面情绪值

00:21:12不用了

00:21:13五十够多了

00:21:14快走吧

00:21:15我家就在前面巷子

00:21:16等会儿进了巷子

00:21:19等会儿进了巷子

00:21:20老娘保证让你满意

00:21:23怎么不走呀

00:21:26怎么不走呀

00:21:29美女啊

00:21:31你也知道啊

00:21:32我只是一个贫困的学生

00:21:34没有经济来源

00:21:36这五十块

00:21:37是我一个星期的生活费

00:21:38我要是都给了你

00:21:40我就没有饭吃了

00:21:41所以

00:21:42能不能便宜点

00:21:43我一共才收你五十块钱

00:21:45你还想让我给你打折

00:21:46你信不信我给你打骨折

00:21:49恭喜宿主获得二十点负面情绪值

00:21:53奖励竟然翻倍了

00:21:56哎呀我要吃饭的呀

00:21:58那不能打折

00:22:00你这生意咱也别做了

00:22:01恭喜宿主获得十点负面情绪值

00:22:03恭喜宿主获得十点负面情绪值

00:22:07我一共才收你五十块钱

00:22:09五十块钱你买不了吃亏

00:22:10买不了上当

00:22:11你还想让我怎么样啊

00:22:12有什么不满意的

00:22:13老人今天就把五十块钱快给你

00:22:16让你白嫖好了呀

00:22:18恭喜宿主获得二十点负面情绪值

00:22:22啊好呀好呀

00:22:23不要钱就好了呀

00:22:24收钱最好了

00:22:25现在去你家吧

00:22:26灰都慢慢凉

00:22:28这还差不多

00:22:31我都不收你钱啊

00:22:32你要是废话再这么多

00:22:33就回家玩去

00:22:35等等

00:22:36让我再好好看看你

00:22:38现在有什么好看的呀

00:22:40姐姐长得这么好看

00:22:42我再不好好看看

00:22:43我的今天就没机会了

00:22:45那姐姐今晚就让你看个够

00:22:49你想看呢就看呢

00:22:51大姐

00:22:53你说你这么漂亮

00:22:55穿的又这么性感

00:22:58你说万一遇到那种变态跟踪狂

00:23:02你一个人很安全的呀

00:23:04我昨天就跟丢一个

00:23:07恭喜宿主获得二十点负面情绪值

00:23:11你到底想说什么

00:23:12大姐

00:23:13虽然你长得这么漂亮

00:23:15但是每个人又不可能永保青春

00:23:17小弟我这儿有一个永保青春的办法

00:23:19你要不要听听看

00:23:20你怎么这么多废话

00:23:21信不信我不做你生意了

00:23:23不做就不做呗

00:23:24反正我也没付钱

00:23:25我也不吃贵

00:23:26你

00:23:34恭喜宿主获得十点负面情绪值

00:23:38你到底要不要听一下这个永保青春的办法吧

00:23:40有话快说有屁快放

00:23:43其实这个办法很简单

00:23:44是永保青春的唯一办法是

00:23:46拍一部属于自己的大片

00:23:48拍一部属于自己的大片

00:23:49正所谓大天恒久远

00:23:51一部永流传吗

00:23:58恭喜宿主获得十点负面情绪值

00:24:00恭喜宿主获得二十点负面情绪值

00:24:01恭喜宿主获得二十点负面情绪值

00:24:03二十点负面情绪值

00:24:04我确实生前被人勒死

00:24:05再进冰箱里保鲜了

00:24:06心生这么多寒气

00:24:08问题数还没好够呢

00:24:09大姐

00:24:10这干嘛呢

00:24:11扣死的是谁啊

00:24:13你废话太多了

00:24:15老娘说够你了

00:24:16老娘说够你了

00:24:17你死吧

00:24:18我最讨厌别人在我讲话时不好好听我讲话

00:24:32我话都没说完你吵什么场

00:24:33不想死的话快回答我的问题

00:24:38我怎么问你问题

00:24:39吵什么场

00:24:40快回答

00:24:41恭喜宿主获得十点负面情绪值

00:24:45让你不早说

00:24:48害得我愧疚

00:24:49恭喜宿主获得十点负面情绪值

00:24:52这不是小房弄张帝吗

00:24:54天哪

00:24:55她她竟然

00:24:57为什么我要回答你的问题了

00:25:00您为什么还打我呀

00:25:02因为你现在样子太恐怖了

00:25:03吓得我了

00:25:04你说他们该不该打你

00:25:05过来

00:25:06放过我吧

00:25:08乖

00:25:09过来

00:25:10这次我保证不打你

00:25:11这次我保证不打你

00:25:12一手口水

00:25:17黏黏的恶心死

00:25:19回答我的问题

00:25:20什么问题

00:25:22这附近如果有抢劫犯的话

00:25:24你一个弱女子半夜出门

00:25:26遇到抢劫犯怎么办

00:25:27我我不知道啊

00:25:30我没见过什么抢劫犯

00:25:32啊不

00:25:33嗯

00:25:34现在见得了

00:25:35乖喽

00:25:36把钱拿出来

00:25:38恭喜宿主获得十点负面情绪值

00:25:42我把所有的钱都给你哦大哥

00:25:45谁你大哥

00:25:47叫爷爷

00:25:48恭喜宿主获得十点负面情绪值

00:25:51爷爷

00:25:52求你放过我吧

00:25:54我可以走了吗

00:25:55可以啊

00:25:56不过在你走之前

00:25:58我再送你一个东西

00:25:59嗯

00:26:00什么东西啊

00:26:01来你再来

00:26:02我告诉你

00:26:03嗯

00:26:04哼哼

00:26:06哼哼

00:26:26你是谁啊

00:26:27跟你一样

00:26:29是个民间捉鬼人

00:26:30不要那么害怕

00:26:31我又不是坏人

00:26:32是

00:26:33自然是坏人

00:26:34小伙子年龄不大精力性挺高

00:26:40你那手里拿的是妖猪

00:26:41只有妖灵以上的妖怪才能孕育出来

00:26:44这玩意儿有什么用啊

00:26:47这个对于我们民间的捉鬼人来说

00:26:49没有什么太大用

00:26:50但是对于佛家和道家的修士来说

00:26:52他可以立着法器呀

00:26:54你这一颗最起码也得值个万儿吧

00:26:57钱的

00:26:57这么值钱啊

00:27:00那我先收起来

00:27:01小伙子你刚刚明明可以灭了那个女妖

00:27:06干嘛还跟她废话连篇呢

00:27:07直接灭了她多没意思啊

00:27:09走了

00:27:10小伙子你加裙了没

00:27:12如果没有加裙我可以帮你拉进裙呢

00:27:14裙什么裙啊

00:27:16就是咱们蒲州市的职业捉妖裙

00:27:18裙里全部是我们这儿的能人一世啊

00:27:21那加一个吧

00:27:26带我扫你

00:27:27等电影新装修成品公主若干明

00:27:31要致命18到20岁带你拥护

00:27:34澳门皇家上线

00:27:36你他妈逗我呢

00:27:37直接推广告就算了

00:27:38这我们皇家什么意思啊

00:27:40这个别再这些季节

00:27:42每个群里都有几个汉群芝麻

00:27:44这几个是不小心混进来的

00:27:47等下我在群里把他们踢了

00:27:49时间病了

00:27:50再见

00:27:50嘿小伙子

00:28:00枪佑宁你这个笨蛋

00:28:01关键时刻应该开直播的

00:28:03算了反正张迪也跑不了

00:28:06到时候给他开个专栏直播

00:28:08没想到

00:28:09高人竟在我身边啊

00:28:11说好的约法三章

00:28:13这丫头的身体

00:28:14我们轮流使用

00:28:15一三五是我

00:28:17二四六是你

00:28:18今天是星期五

00:28:20所以使用权是我的

00:28:22凭什么一三五是你

00:28:24就凭这个使用权

00:28:26是我提出来的

00:28:27所以

00:28:28我有分配这个身体的使用日期权限

00:28:31终于一年

00:28:34那周日怎么办

00:28:36我们一周六天

00:28:38都把人的身体给占了

00:28:39还不让人休一天了

00:28:41再说我们只能分配一缕意识

00:28:45不然这丫头身体会招不住的

00:28:48可以啊

00:28:52既然可以

00:28:53还站在这干嘛

00:28:54嗯

00:28:55今天是星期五

00:28:56使用权是我的

00:29:02哇哦

00:29:03老公

00:29:04老家来了

00:29:08救命啊

00:29:09啊

00:29:17今天收获颇风啊

00:29:18一个女羊

00:29:19收获了一百五十件负面情绪

00:29:29宁姐

00:29:30你的腿怎么了

00:29:31被拉你了

00:29:32啊

00:29:33上帝

00:29:34我摔倒了

00:29:36我的腿好疼

00:29:38啊

00:29:39啊

00:29:40你看

00:29:41幸福来得这么突然吗

00:29:42啊

00:29:43啊

00:29:44啊

00:29:45啊

00:29:46啊

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00:30:15啊

00:30:22啊

00:30:23啊

00:30:24I'm really feeling

00:30:27You're on your knees, right?

00:30:28I'm... I'm not going to do that.

00:30:32Okay, let's take a look at your hair.

00:30:45What kind of fashion would you like to choose?

00:30:49There!

00:30:50Let me check out what a woman likes to wear.

00:30:53Man loves women, but I don't have to do this.

00:30:54The punk baby is still a nerd.

00:30:56The punk baby is still a nerd.

00:30:58I have a new song,

00:31:01and I have a new song for the blues.

00:31:06I have a new song,

00:31:08and I have a new song for the blues.

00:31:14I have a little love.

00:31:16I have a new song,

00:31:17and my heart is spinal.

00:31:20I'm sorry, I'm not supposed to be able to do it.

00:31:25It's okay, you can see it.

00:31:28You...

00:31:29What are you talking about?

00:31:35I said it's okay, you can see it.

00:31:39I don't care about you.

00:31:42It's not my mother's body.

00:31:45If you want to see it, you can see it.

00:31:47You'll be so free and open.

00:31:50What's that?

00:31:52Why don't you get me에서?

00:31:54You have to get me out of the bag.

00:31:56I can't get it.

00:31:57How do I get mine?

00:32:01Come in.

00:32:04You've got my body.

00:32:08It hurts.

00:32:09I can't give you back my body.

00:32:12It hurts.

00:32:14Well, my brother, you can help me.

00:32:16You can go ahead and get me started.

00:32:18You should be like that.

00:32:46The wound is well done.

00:32:48You can go home.

00:32:50I'm going to go.

00:32:52You don't go.

00:32:54You don't go.

00:32:56You don't go.

00:32:58You help me.

00:33:00I'm going to help you.

00:33:02I'm going to help you.

00:33:04You can help me.

00:33:06You can help me.

00:33:08You can help me.

00:33:10I'll go home.

00:33:12I'll take you to the hospital.

00:33:14You.

00:33:16Ah.

00:33:18Kikarang福袋看你能坚持到什么时候

00:33:23幸亏跑得快

00:33:27不然童子 stacked不薄了

00:33:29这姜又宁好端端的怎么变成这个样子

00:33:32难道脑子摔坏了

00:33:34算了算了不管了

00:33:36紀总

00:33:38这妖猪除了能修炼法器还能干嘛

00:33:40陆祖手里的妖猪可兑换100点仙式值

00:33:43这个不错啊

00:33:45恭喜宿主獲得100點負面情緒值

00:33:48情緒值可用來兌換自由屬性點

00:33:50也可以用來提升宿主的武學好神通

00:33:52例如火焰爪

00:33:53消耗20點可提升至二級

00:33:56提升武學神通

00:33:57把烈火掌提升到三級

00:33:59提升成功

00:34:04這感覺

00:34:05比之前起碼強了五六倍

00:34:08不錯不錯

00:34:10檢測到可提取神通

00:34:12需要支付200點負面情緒值

00:34:14请问宿主是否提取

00:34:17提取神通

00:34:19竟然这么贵啊

00:34:21肯定是好东西

00:34:23提取

00:34:25提取成功

00:34:27恭喜宿主获得

00:34:30提取成功

00:34:31恭喜宿主获得神通四分五裂

00:34:34四分五裂

00:34:35什么鬼啊

00:34:36神通四分五裂一级

00:34:38可将身体各个部位器官进行分裂

00:34:40分裂的器官部位

00:34:41具有可被宿主营业操控的独立意识

00:34:43并且活动距离为十米范围内

00:34:44脱离该距离将自动结回

00:34:46我去啊

00:34:47这神通这么厉害

00:34:48那岂不是以后

00:34:49我就给你脑袋去上课

00:34:51身体在家睡觉了

00:34:54张帝

00:35:00永姐

00:35:01怎么了

00:35:02什么情况

00:35:03张帝

00:35:04我怕

00:35:05小娘

00:35:06不信这样还拿不下呢

00:35:08只要把你拿下

00:35:09等你爷爷在明界造反成功

00:35:11当上了明界的主宰

00:35:12再把位子传给你

00:35:14我岂不是封都皇后了

00:35:16宁姐

00:35:17你到底怎么了

00:35:18张帝

00:35:19我做了梦了

00:35:21我梦到

00:35:22你被妖怪分食了

00:35:25宁姐

00:35:26我没得罪过你吧

00:35:27你这梦做得也太歹毒了吧

00:35:29我不是故意的

00:35:30我又不能控制梦的左下

00:35:33我这不是担心你吗

00:35:35所以来看看你

00:35:36你也看到了

00:35:37你也看到了

00:35:38我现在没事了

00:35:39你可以回去了

00:35:40不要

00:35:41张帝

00:35:42我害怕

00:35:44那你身上呗

00:35:45我打地破

00:35:46不行

00:35:47我就是梦到你在这里被妖怪分食的

00:35:51你跟我回房间睡好不好

00:35:53张帝

00:35:54张帝

00:35:55张帝

00:35:56张帝

00:35:57张帝

00:35:58张帝

00:35:59张帝

00:36:00你就不怕我对你做点什么

00:36:01张帝

00:36:02张帝

00:36:03张帝

00:36:04张帝

00:36:05张帝

00:36:06张帝

00:36:07张帝

00:36:08张帝

00:36:09张帝

00:36:10张帝

00:36:11张帝

00:36:12张帝

00:36:13张帝

00:36:14张帝

00:36:15张帝

00:36:16张帝

00:36:17张帝

00:36:18张帝

00:36:19张帝

00:36:20张帝

00:36:21张帝

00:36:22张帝

00:36:23张帝

00:36:24张帝

00:36:25张帝

00:36:26张帝

00:36:27张帝

00:36:28张帝

00:36:29张帝

00:36:30张帝

00:36:31张帝

00:36:32张帝

00:36:33张帝

00:36:34张帝

00:36:35张帝

00:36:36张帝

00:36:37You can check out the monster.

00:36:40The goal is to determine the monster.

00:36:46Weird.

00:36:47How did it not look like this?

00:36:49Is it the monster?

00:36:51I'm going to go to sleep.

00:37:07啊

00:37:09啊

00:37:13啊

00:37:15啊

00:37:17啊

00:37:18你神經病啊

00:37:19打我幹什麼

00:37:20我打你幹什麼

00:37:21張爺我沒把你殺了就不錯了

00:37:23你個混蛋怎麼會出現在我床上

00:37:25你快點給我滾下去

00:37:27我怎麼會出現在你的床上

00:37:28你要不要先問問你自己啊

00:37:30你讓我陪你來睡覺的

00:37:32啊

00:37:33我讓你陪我睡覺的

00:37:35I don't know what the hell is going to do.

00:37:37Oh my God, this is what you said.

00:37:39You didn't remember yesterday night?

00:37:41Oh my God, you're so nervous.

00:37:43You're so nervous.

00:37:44You're so nervous.

00:37:45You're so nervous.

00:37:46You're so nervous.

00:37:48You're so nervous.

00:37:50Otherwise, I won't pay for you for three months.

00:37:53You really didn't remember yesterday night?

00:37:55You remember yesterday night?

00:37:58I...

00:37:59I don't remember.

00:38:05I...

00:38:06I didn't remember yesterday night.

00:38:08I didn't remember yesterday night.

00:38:10What happened yesterday?

00:38:12I didn't remember yesterday.

00:38:16You're so nervous.

00:38:17Your膝蓋 broke?

00:38:18Or am I going to cut?

00:38:20What is this?

00:38:22What is it like?

00:38:24Why did I don't remember everything?

00:38:26I'm not sure.

00:38:27You were so nervous.

00:38:28You're so nervous.

00:38:29You're so nervous.

00:38:30You're so nervous.

00:38:31You're so nervous.

00:38:32You're so nervous.

00:38:33I'm so nervous.

00:38:34I... I don't remember. I really don't remember.

00:38:38That's why you're a little bit nervous. I don't care about you anymore.

00:38:41I think you're going to be in the same way.

00:38:43That's why you're the second person.

00:38:45How can I do this?

00:38:46I've never done before before.

00:38:49I'm going to go to the hospital.

00:38:51No. I don't care about you.

00:38:53You go to the hospital.

00:38:54I'll go to the hospital.

00:38:56If there's a result, I'll tell you.

00:38:58That's it.

00:38:59Wait a minute.

00:39:00If my second person is again.

00:39:04Then you'll be able to show me.

00:39:06And you don't want to eat my beef.

00:39:08Even if I don't care about it.

00:39:10You don't care about me.

00:39:12You hear me?

00:39:13Don't worry.

00:39:14I don't have any interest in you.

00:39:16You...

00:39:18I don't care about you.

00:39:20I don't care about you.

00:39:22I don't have any interest in you.

00:39:26Oh, my brother.

00:39:28Why are you wearing a mask?

00:39:29I don't care about you.

00:39:31You don't think you're very nice.

00:39:32I'm pretty nice.

00:39:34It's a good day.

00:39:35It's a good day.

00:39:36What do you do?

00:39:37I haven't thought about it.

00:39:39But...

00:39:40I was going to give me a class.

00:39:41I don't know if I'm not going to be a class.

00:39:42I don't know if I'm not going to be a class.

00:39:43If I'm not going to be a class.

00:39:45Then we'll go to the class.

00:39:46Let's go to the class.

00:39:47Let's say.

00:39:48If I have time, I'll get you to get me.

00:39:50I'll get you to get me.

00:39:51Okay.

00:39:52Okay.

00:39:53Good.

00:39:54Let's go.

00:39:55Let's go.

00:39:56Let's go.

00:39:57Let's go.

00:39:58Let's go.

00:39:59Let's go.

00:40:00Let's go.

00:40:01Let's go.

00:40:02Let's go.

00:40:03I'm going to see you.

00:40:04I'll see you.

00:40:05What you want to do?

00:40:06I'll send you one.

00:40:08Don't.

00:40:10I can buy you.

00:40:12I'll buy you.

00:40:13I'll buy you.

00:40:14I can buy you from the neighborhood.

00:40:16I'll buy you a special one.

00:40:17It's different, you can buy you.

00:40:18It's not the same thing.

00:40:21I can't give you.

00:40:22I can't give you for me.

00:40:24Don't you.

00:40:25I'll just look at the class.

00:40:27I'll go.

00:40:28Ah, that's why you have a ticket.

00:40:31Then I'll give you a ticket.

00:40:33Oh my god.

00:40:35Do you want to go?

00:40:37I want you to go.

00:40:39I want you to go.

00:40:43That...

00:40:44You can send me two tickets.

00:40:47But I only have two tickets.

00:40:49I can give you one ticket.

00:40:51No problem.

00:40:52You send me two tickets.

00:40:54I'll send you a ticket.

00:40:57Okay.

00:40:58Okay.

00:40:59Okay.

00:41:00Okay.

00:41:01Okay.

00:41:02Okay.

00:41:07I'll take a break.

00:41:08I'll take a break.

00:41:09I'll go to the bathroom.

00:41:10Okay.

00:41:15Oh.

00:41:16Okay.

00:41:17You get that ticket.

00:41:18I'll give you two tickets.

00:41:19I'll give you one ticket.

00:41:20If you give me one ticket.

00:41:21I'll give you one ticket.

00:41:22What's your ticket?

00:41:24This ticket was my ticket.

00:41:25It's my own.

00:41:26I'm just going to give him the money.

00:41:28I'll give him the money.

00:41:29What is he doing?

00:41:31What's he doing?

00:41:32I don't know.

00:41:33You want to pay for money, right?

00:41:38Two hundred.

00:41:39If you give me a bill, I'll pay you.

00:41:44What?

00:41:45First, I'll pay for three hundred.

00:41:50That's enough.

00:41:51My mother, I'm not a money for money.

00:41:56You don't want to give me five hundred.

00:41:57You don't want to give me five hundred.

00:41:59You don't want to give me five hundred.

00:42:00You don't want to give me five hundred.

00:42:01You have what kind of person.

00:42:03How much are you?

00:42:04I'm a family.

00:42:05You and she's not going to have a way to give me.

00:42:07You can't give me this opportunity.

00:42:10You can't give me five hundred dollars.

00:42:12What's the matter?

00:42:13How do you do?

00:42:14I'm good at all.

00:42:16You better leave me a little.

00:42:17I have a fear, fear, fear.

00:42:18You have fear, fear, fear, fear.

00:42:20And I have a problem?

00:42:21You can't do anything with me.

00:42:22What's that?

00:42:23You're far away from me.

00:42:25I'm afraid of...

00:42:26...

00:42:30...

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00:43:17情緒直

00:43:19王超勇

00:43:20動手打人你不敢承認啊你啊

00:43:22我可沒打你

00:43:23你眼睛本來就是黑的

00:43:24臥槽

00:43:25張帝眼睛清黑清黑的

00:43:27都是同學下手這麼狠啊你

00:43:29就是

00:43:30誰說人家張帝冤枉你

00:43:32鬼都不信

00:43:33他自己打自己冤枉你嗎

00:43:36秦孟

00:43:37我

00:43:38王超勇

00:43:39你幹什麼

00:43:40怎麼動手打人啊

00:43:41秦孟你聽我說

00:43:42這真不是我打的啊

00:43:45沒事吧

00:43:46就要幫你吹吹嗎

00:43:51這裡有紙巾

00:43:52我幫你擦擦

00:43:55恭喜宿主獲得十點

00:43:57動面情緒直

00:44:00怎麼回事

00:44:01發生什麼了

00:44:02楊老師

00:44:03楊老師

00:44:04王超勇他動手打人

00:44:06你看他把張帝的眼睛都打黑了

00:44:08他下手也太重了吧

00:44:10楊老師

00:44:11我沒有

00:44:12我真沒打他

00:44:13王超勇你怎麼回事

00:44:14你沒有

00:44:15那他眼睛怎麼青啊

00:44:16我

00:44:20對不起老師

00:44:21我不該動手打人

00:44:22但是

00:44:23楊老師我要舉報

00:44:24張帝剛剛當著全班同學的面說

00:44:27您今天穿著筆基尼來上學

00:44:29這侮辱老師您

00:44:31是這樣嗎

00:44:32這怎麼可能啊

00:44:33我怎麼可能說出這麼大逆不道的話

00:44:35班裡同學都知道

00:44:36他們既然可以證明我打了你

00:44:38那也能做證剛剛那句話是你說的

00:44:40要不然可太不公平了

00:44:41真的是這樣嗎

00:44:42哦

00:44:43是

00:44:44是張帝說的

00:44:45是張帝說的

00:44:46是張帝說的

00:44:47他剛剛說完之後就挨了一拳

00:44:49你們聽錯了

00:44:50我說的是楊文山老師

00:44:52穿筆基尼來上課

00:44:53又沒說楊棠老師

00:44:54你胡說

00:44:55楊文山老師身高一米六五

00:44:59體重一百七十斤

00:45:02是個中年禿頂優衣男

00:45:05他怎麼可能

00:45:09恭喜宿主獲得三百二十九公園結束值

00:45:12哇塞

00:45:16你胡說

00:45:17你剛剛明明說的是楊桃老師

00:45:20也就只有他穿筆基尼才好看

00:45:22夠了

00:45:23夠了

00:45:24你們兩個都給我出去站著聽課

00:45:26這件事情就到此為止

00:45:28哦

00:45:29哦

00:45:30哼

00:45:31都怪你

00:45:32王超勇

00:45:34你坐下

00:45:35在自己的位置上好好聽課

00:45:37謝謝楊老師

00:45:38我哪有頭可以抱他

00:45:39明明我才是受害者

00:45:41別讓他在屋裡坐啊

00:45:42我本來學習成績就不好

00:45:43最近下滑得厲害

00:45:44我還想好好聽課呢

00:45:45你那個成績

00:45:46還有下滑的空間嗎

00:45:48人家超勇的成績是全班第一

00:45:50人家是學霸

00:45:52看你那得意洋洋的樣子

00:45:57誰對誰錯

00:46:00我一眼就能看出來

00:46:02你給我出去老師站著

00:46:03我聽明白了

00:46:06楊老師這話裡話歪的意思啊

00:46:09說就是學渣唄

00:46:10雖然老師不想這麼說

00:46:13但是

00:46:14這就是事實

00:46:15學霸有什麼了不起的

00:46:18學霸有什麼了不起的

00:46:19在我看來

00:46:20學霸就是一個低能兒

00:46:22你

00:46:25張帝

00:46:26老師從來不認為你是一個壞學生

00:46:29可你剛才的口氣也太狂妄了

00:46:32來你給我說說

00:46:33學霸怎麼就是個低能兒了

00:46:35今天你要是能說服我

00:46:37我不但讓你回去坐著

00:46:39以後我的課你想睡就睡

00:46:41你想睡就睡

00:46:43王朝勇之所以學習好

00:46:45那是因為他每天都在學習

00:46:47他上學期考了660分

00:46:49而我

00:46:50考了335分

00:46:51沒錯

00:46:52然後呢

00:46:53然後

00:46:55然後他一周有六天學習之間

00:46:57而我有三天在睡覺

00:46:59兩天在夢遊

00:47:00我還剩下不到兩天的學習之間

00:47:02我用了五分之一的時間

00:47:04考到他二分之一的成績

00:47:06你說啊

00:47:07我的學習效率

00:47:08是不是超過他的300%

00:47:10我還搭別人

00:47:11那算不算低能兒

00:47:13什麼

00:47:14恭喜宿主獲得二十點封面情緒值

00:47:17恭喜宿主獲得二十點封面情緒值

00:47:20你這都哪學的歪理邪說啊

00:47:23給我出去站著

00:47:24下課到我辦公室

00:47:25下課到我辦公室

00:47:34說吧怎麼回事

00:47:35楊老師

00:47:37楊老師

00:47:38你怎麼知道

00:47:39我不是被王朝勇打的呀

00:47:40王朝勇人高馬大的

00:47:42他那拳頭

00:47:43快趕上你臉皮厚了

00:47:45他要是真打了你

00:47:46你整張臉都得黑

00:47:48你這黑眼圈

00:47:50女孩子打的吧

00:47:52快跟老師交代

00:47:54不愧是楊老師

00:47:55厲害

00:47:56厲害

00:47:58張帝

00:47:59你從小就無依無靠的

00:48:02老師非常同情你

00:48:04對你也是百般照顧

00:48:05平時你上課睡覺和同學們鬧矛盾

00:48:08我都是站在你這一邊的

00:48:10可這次你真是做得太過分了

00:48:14對不起楊老師

00:48:15讓你操心了

00:48:16知錯就改就好

00:48:18還好你成績下滑的不是很厲害

00:48:21這樣吧

00:48:22明天一早老師去你家裡

00:48:24給你補習官課

00:48:26是不太好吧

00:48:28家裡有些特殊情況

00:48:31可能不太方便

00:48:33倒是我疏忽了

00:48:35他一個孤苦伶仃的孩子

00:48:37生活條件又不好

00:48:38心裡又敏感

00:48:40肯定怕人看到他家的情況看不起他

00:48:43這孩子太可憐了

00:48:46既然這樣

00:48:47明天你來老師家裡

00:48:49老師給你補課

00:48:51順便再給你做頓好吃的

00:48:53啊

00:48:54這不太好吧

00:48:56有什麼不好的

00:48:58我可是你的老師

00:49:00你放心

00:49:01老師做的是單身工具

00:49:02家裡就老師一個人

00:49:03不會有人妨礙我們的

00:49:05好好

00:49:06這錢你拿著

00:49:07明天打車用

00:49:08來之前給老師打個電話

00:49:10我

00:49:11啊

00:49:13呀

00:49:14ISH啊

00:49:18耶

00:49:24呀

00:49:25张帝你放心你不是孤身艺人

00:49:31杨老师你太好了嘛

00:49:36你要记得老师永远是你的一科

00:49:39妈妈

00:49:40好了好了好了

00:49:42老师还要去其他班给别的同学上课

00:49:45你也赶快回去上课吧

00:49:47杨老师我一定会来的

00:49:49这孩子生活也太累了

00:49:55眼泪竟然都哭干了

00:50:00恭喜宿主获得十点负面情绪值

00:50:09秦梦你相信我

00:50:11我以全家人的性命发誓

00:50:13长帝的黑眼圈真不是我打的

00:50:16你为了摆脱嫌疑不惜拿全家人来发誓

00:50:19王超勇你太让我失望了

00:50:22哎天哪

00:50:25我该怎么样做才能让人相信我

00:50:28哎

00:50:29哎

00:50:30哎

00:50:31喂别儿去

00:50:32张帝你回来了

00:50:33我刚去医务室给你拿了点红花油

00:50:36来给你磨磨

00:50:37舞舞

00:50:38吵

00:50:42一点很疼吧

00:50:50气帽

00:50:51Can't take me to the next thing.

00:50:54You are so loved.

00:50:57You are so loved.

00:51:00Do you have a smile?

00:51:01Don't you ever forget.

00:51:03You must sing.

00:51:04You are so loved.

00:51:06I'm so loved.

00:51:07You are so loved.

00:51:08Congratulations.

00:51:08Thank you so much for獲得 10.

00:51:09You have a smile.

00:51:10Do you want to love it?

00:51:11Do you want to love it?

00:51:13Oh, yeah.

00:51:13You are so loved.

00:51:14You are so loved.

00:51:15We haven't.

00:51:16I don't know.

00:51:17You are so loved.

00:51:21Wait.

00:51:23I'll pay you for that.

00:51:25I'll give you a deal with my money.

00:51:27Okay.

00:51:29Well...

00:51:31If you have a ticket, I'll go to the next one.

00:51:33I'll go to the next one.

00:51:35That's why I'm going to talk to you.

00:51:37I'm going to go to the next one.

00:51:39I won't sleep.

00:51:41You can't.

00:51:43I'll go to the next one.

00:51:45Next day I'll go to the next one.

00:51:47Yes.

00:51:49I'll go to the next one.

00:51:51I'll go to the next one.

00:51:53I won't go to the next one.

00:52:01The next one is the 10th of the next one.

00:52:03The next one is the 10th of the next one.

00:52:05Let's go to the next one.

00:52:07Come to the next one.

00:52:09Okay.

00:52:11You go?

00:52:12You go?

00:52:13I don't want to go.

00:52:15I don't like to let the girls take a break.

00:52:17No problem.

00:52:18We can do it.

00:52:19A.

00:52:20A.

00:52:21A.

00:52:22A.

00:52:23A.

00:52:24A.

00:52:25A.

00:52:26A.

00:52:27A.

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00:52:31A.

00:52:32A.

00:52:33B.

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00:52:35A.

00:52:36B.

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00:52:41B.

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00:52:56B.

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00:52:58B.

00:52:59B.

00:53:00A.

00:53:01B.

00:53:02You can't be caught he this little more.

00:53:03Ok.

00:53:05See the power to find the buff.

00:53:06The buff.

00:53:07The buff.

00:53:08The buff.

00:53:09The buff.

00:53:10Is it a good game?

00:53:11Ah?

00:53:12It's still a bad game.

00:53:13I'm too bad.

00:53:14It's a bad game.

00:53:15It might be bad.

00:53:16What about it?

00:53:17Here.

00:53:18The buff.

00:53:19The buff.

00:53:20The buff.

00:53:21The buff.

00:53:22You can't be scared.

00:53:23The buff.

00:53:24Look.

00:53:25I can't believe it.

00:53:26No matter what you've got.

00:53:27The buff.

00:53:28Oh.

00:53:29It's so simple.

00:53:30Ha ha.

00:53:31Oh

00:53:40How did you go to the hospital?

00:53:42I did not go to the hospital.

00:53:44I'm going to go to the hospital.

00:53:46I'm going to go to the hospital.

00:53:58Don't you watch this?

00:54:00No, I don't have a secret, I don't have a secret, I don't have a secret, I'll just go with him.

00:54:07My brother, I'm out of the show, and then you can go with me, I'll have a secret.

00:54:13You should be safe.

00:54:15I know.

00:54:15I'm going to go to where?

00:54:27I'm going to see you where to go.

00:54:40It's been a half hour.

00:54:41What are you doing?

00:54:43What are you going to do?

00:54:44Why are you not even looking for a goal?

00:54:51This guy really don't care about it.

00:54:52Let's go on the street and go on the street.

00:54:56Oh, yes.

00:54:57Let's do some work.

00:55:09Is it right?

00:55:11Oh my God, you're too bad.

00:55:13The devil is going to die.

00:55:18Let's go to the street.

00:55:19The goal of the street is to go to the street.

00:55:21The street is to go to the street.

00:55:22The street is to go to the street.

00:55:24Oh, you're a good guy.

00:55:26You're going to have to go to the street.

00:55:30Oh my God, what are you going to do?

00:55:32Why are you going to be such a person?

00:55:34How big are you?

00:55:36How big are you going to do this?

00:55:37I'm going to go to the street.

00:55:40I'm going to go to the street.

00:55:42Oh my God!

00:55:43Look at that story.

00:55:43I'm going to go to the street.

00:55:44Oh my God.

00:55:44How big are you going to do this?

00:55:45She's still young and can't go on the wrong path.

00:55:54My sister, why are you here alone?

00:55:59Let's take a look at my sister.

00:56:04My sister, why are you so no礼貌?

00:56:08My sister, my sister is ready.

00:56:11Coupilou-soul-soul-soul-soul is able to produce an appropriate chance you get.

00:56:15I can't even expect this time looks like a kid.

00:56:17My sister, why are you playing a game of us?

00:56:20That you want to hear me, little boy!

00:56:22Let's go back the bed.

00:56:23I'll have you two hours later.

00:56:29My sister, why are you playing a game of us?

00:56:41玩什么玩我不是让你回家写作业吗

00:56:44恭喜宿主获得二十点负面情绪值

00:56:48叔叔我要玩过家家

00:56:51你就这么喜欢玩那我陪你玩过家家

00:56:54不过宿主得先问你问题

00:56:57叔叔问 A加一分 A减四十整数

00:57:01A的整数是多少呀

00:57:03恭喜宿主获得二十点负面情绪值

00:57:08张帝你是魔鬼吧

00:57:11不过这个小女孩竟然是个妖怪真是没想到

00:57:16难怪大晚上的会独自一个人出现在大街上

00:57:19对了赶紧开直播

00:57:21主播今天开播貌似有点晚

00:57:26哟主播还活着呢每天必须看小宁直播生怕错过她的际遇

00:57:30今天的直播内容绝对精彩不会让大家失望

00:57:37因为我遇到妖怪了我距离太近不敢讲话

00:57:42这里就不跟你们互动了咱们直接看接下来的内容

00:57:47叔叔我被惩罚可绝表吧如果我背对了那你就陪我玩

00:57:54好啊

00:57:55一一得一二二得二三三得三

00:58:02说吧你想怎么玩啊

00:58:05我当妈妈他当爸爸你当我们的孩子

00:58:11哎

00:58:12哎

00:58:13卧槽夜行者明镜庄二人妈呀

00:58:16我今天看到活大了好激动啊

00:58:18哼

00:58:23我这么大的人怎么当孩子我当爸爸他当妈妈当孩子好不好

00:58:33不好这样我就没有娃娃了

00:58:36嗯那这样叔叔把这砖头给你当不娃娃好不好

00:58:40啊

00:58:41啊

00:58:42叔叔这部娃娃他没有脑袋要不然把你的脑袋卸下来给他吧

00:58:52好啊叔叔可以把头拧下来给布娃娃当脑袋但是不需要你叔叔可以自己动手

00:59:04啊

00:59:05啊

00:59:06啊

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00:59:38啊

00:59:39啊

00:59:40啊

00:59:41I can't believe that we've been in our field for our future.

00:59:45Oh my God!

00:59:46How much fun is it?

00:59:48Wow!

00:59:50Hey!

00:59:51Hey!

00:59:52Hey!

00:59:53Hey!

00:59:54Hey!

00:59:55Hey!

00:59:56Hey!

00:59:57Hey!

00:59:58Hey!

00:59:59Hey!

01:00:00Hey!

01:00:01Hey!

01:00:02Hey!

01:00:03Hey!

01:00:04Hey!

01:00:05Hey!

01:00:06Hey!

01:00:07Hey!

01:00:08Hey!

01:00:10Hey!

01:00:11Let us傳?

01:00:12We will find the young official logo.

01:00:13And log into the new pasado.

01:00:14We need to arrange specific weather...

01:00:15...

01:00:16...

01:00:17...

01:00:18...

01:00:19...

01:00:20He will be us being organized by st CPOS.

01:00:26Hi!

01:00:27I would like to say hello.

01:00:28Technical question.

01:00:29The password is drills right!

01:00:30This position will ba toblade for us.

01:00:31It passed so it was not ospect.

01:00:32To raise your hand.

01:00:33Sorry!

01:00:34...

01:00:35...

01:00:36...

01:00:38...

01:00:39I want to see people, and I want to see them.

01:00:41Yes!

01:00:50What are you doing here?

01:00:59Hey, what are you doing?

01:01:00Oh my god, I didn't think you would be able to get my phone.

01:01:03I'm really happy.

01:01:04You're so happy.

01:01:06Congratulations!

01:01:07Happy 10th year of the $10.

01:01:13What do you say?

01:01:14What are the other things I have to do?

01:01:16I can't wait to help you.

01:01:17Happy 10th year of the $10.

01:01:19It's like this.

01:01:20I'm a boss.

01:01:21Can you help me to fix it?

01:01:24How do you think you're not.

01:01:26Why don't you go out?

01:01:27Why don't you go out?

01:01:28We're going to come out today.

01:01:29We're going to take a deal with the business.

01:01:30We're going to go out now.

01:01:32It doesn't seem to be a boss.

01:01:33It's a boss.

01:01:34Your boss, how do you think I'm going to work?

01:01:38Man, I'm still a child.

01:01:40You're a child.

01:01:42You're not going to talk to me.

01:01:44Don't worry about these details.

01:01:46I'm the boss's house.

01:01:48I'm the boss's house.

01:01:50I'm the boss's house.

01:01:52I'm going to introduce you to my boss.

01:01:54I'm the boss.

01:01:56I'm the boss.

01:02:04You're the boss.

01:02:06You're the boss.

01:02:08I'm the boss.

01:02:10I'm not going to lie.

01:02:12How did you say?

01:02:14You're the boss.

01:02:16You're the boss.

01:02:18What's the situation?

01:02:22There's a place.

01:02:24There's a place.

01:02:26The body has been dry.

01:02:28What's the house?

01:02:30This is a house.

01:02:32This is a house.

01:02:34This is a house.

01:02:36This is a house.

01:02:38This is a house.

01:02:40This is a house.

01:02:42This house is a house.

01:02:44This is a house.

01:02:46You're the boss.

01:02:48What are you doing?

01:02:50I'm sorry.

01:02:52I'm not open.

01:02:54I'm sorry.

01:02:56You're the boss.

01:02:58You're the boss.

01:03:00I'm going to give a voice.

01:03:02I'm sorry.

01:03:04How many times?

01:03:06You're the boss.

01:03:07What are you doing?

01:03:08How to shut your head?

01:03:10What?

01:03:11What?

01:03:12You're the boss.

01:03:13I'm the boss.

01:03:15You're the boss.

01:03:17What?

01:03:18What?

01:03:19What?

01:03:20What?

01:03:21What?

01:03:22What?

01:03:23What?

01:03:24What?

01:03:25精神也能产生负面情绪啊

01:03:30嘿

01:03:34看着距离也就五六米

01:03:37倒是够远

01:03:38既然如此

01:03:39好兄弟

01:03:40我们就分头行动吧

01:03:45鬼鬼闹鬼了

01:03:47有鬼

01:03:48怎么了

01:03:49鬼鬼啊

01:03:50闹鬼了

01:03:51有鬼

01:03:52闹鬼了

01:03:54闹鬼

01:03:55闹鬼

01:03:56闹鬼

01:03:57闹鬼

01:03:58闹鬼

01:03:59闹鬼

01:04:00闹鬼

01:04:01闹鬼

01:04:02闹鬼

01:04:03闹鬼

01:04:04闹鬼

01:04:05闹鬼

01:04:06闹鬼

01:04:07闹鬼

01:04:08闹鬼

01:04:09闹鬼

01:04:10闹鬼

01:04:11闹鬼

01:04:12闹鬼

01:04:13闹鬼

01:04:14闹鬼

01:04:15闹鬼

01:04:16闹鬼

01:04:17闹鬼

01:04:18闹鬼

01:04:19闹鬼

01:04:20闹鬼

01:04:21闹鬼

01:04:22闹鬼

01:04:23闹鬼

01:04:24Oh, what are you doing?

01:04:28No, no, no.

01:04:39There's no one out there.

01:04:42Ma, you just saw me wrong.

01:04:45This is what?

01:04:48Ma!

01:04:49No!

01:04:52No!

01:05:12What are you doing?

01:05:14The owner of the car is really cold.

01:05:16Um, I'm measures some health.

01:05:19Guys, is here.

01:05:24Oh my God!

01:05:25Into the car Church,

01:05:26a friend just aquest emblem.

01:05:27Oh, my gosh.

01:05:29solche mostrarais.

01:05:31Oh my gosh.

01:05:33If you guys wanna help me with the caroupe?

01:05:35Oh my gosh, this guy isactic.

01:05:38Thanks for nosotros.

01:05:39Oh, you didn´t look nice on the car and teach me.

01:05:42How much do you feel?

01:05:44How much do you feel?

01:05:48I got 40 points.

01:05:50How much do you feel?

01:05:52There are three people.

01:05:54Are there any other people?

01:05:56Oh, I'm sorry.

01:05:58I'm a fan.

01:06:04Let's go.

01:06:06You see god.

01:06:12Why?

01:06:14You're friends.

01:06:16Don't complain about these Apparently, you are welldit through this police and you

01:06:16There's the opponent who's called me.

01:06:18You're dead people

01:06:20Youhed me?

01:06:22You're blind people?

01:06:24You're definition.

01:06:25You're blind people?

01:06:27You're blind people.

01:06:28Oh, if someone is blind?

01:06:31I don't have those guards.

01:06:32Because you're so silly.

01:06:33You're just ***ன?

01:06:35No.

01:06:36I'm a person.

01:06:39Right.

01:06:40This is the opening of the first first step.

01:06:42The first step is to open the first step is to open the door.

01:06:45The first step is to open the door.

01:06:49The second step is to open the door.

01:06:53You know what you are talking about?

01:06:55The third step is to open the door.

01:06:56Oh, yes, yes.

01:06:59To open the door to the物業.

01:07:01The first step is to open the door.

01:07:04Then you can get a phone call, and let the other people open.

01:07:06Oh, you're going to kill me.

01:07:08You're going to kill me.

01:07:09Oh, so serious?

01:07:11Oh, you're going to kill me.

01:07:13Then I'll kill you.

01:07:17Hey, there's someone to open me.

01:07:25The other people say, three minutes can reach.

01:07:29What do you speak with?

01:07:31I'm a doctor.

01:07:33You're a bachelor, right?

01:07:36I'll tell you.

01:07:38Oh, you're a bachelor.

01:07:40Figure out how many years ago you were.

01:07:45You can find out how many years ago you were.

01:07:49Ah.

01:07:50I thought it was a little better.

01:07:52For later I got a girl.

01:07:59呵呵呵

01:08:01呵呵

01:08:02呵呵

01:08:03兄弟

01:08:04認識一下

01:08:06我叫王

01:08:08我叫范永剛

01:08:12弟兄弟你怎麼稱呼呀

01:08:15你不是叫王

01:08:17怎麼又叫范永剛啦

01:08:18我叫張蒂

01:08:20龔長張

01:08:21皇帝的蒂

01:08:22好名字

01:08:24兄弟你是做什麼工作的

01:08:26啊

01:08:27Look, seem like could be cheap.

01:08:29How did you crash yourself like that?

01:08:32My favorite stuff is still projects,

01:08:33I was求

01:08:37not interested in ideas,

01:08:39and,

01:08:39that's good to see you.

01:08:44Compared now to me?

01:08:46Otherwise,

01:08:48I hope you stay together,

01:08:49and see you quickly!

01:08:52Get out oforial,

01:08:53be we good to find a friend.

01:08:55I don't have time to do that.

01:08:57It's okay.

01:08:59If you're comfortable,

01:09:02you'll need to leave a contact information.

01:09:05I'll do it again.

01:09:07Okay.

01:09:09I'll do that.

01:09:11I'll do that again.

01:09:13I'll do it again.

01:09:15I'll do it again.

01:09:17I'll do it again.

01:09:19Good, good.

01:09:21You should go to the house and drink.

01:09:23I'll do it again.

01:09:25I'll do it again.

01:09:27Not sure.

01:09:29I'm going to go to the house and drink some water.

01:09:31I'll have a problem to ask you.

01:09:33I'd like you to sit there.

01:09:35I'm not hungry.

01:09:37Oh my God.

01:09:39How do you have to come here?

01:09:41I don't have to come here.

01:09:43Oh my God.

01:09:45You're going to go to the house.

01:09:47I'm not hungry.

01:09:49Oh my God.

01:09:51Ah, this is my wife.

01:09:56Your wife, please call me a call.

01:10:00Hello.

01:10:01Your wife is so beautiful.

01:10:04I love my wife like this.

01:10:06I love my wife like this.

01:10:08I love my wife like this.

01:10:10I love my wife.

01:10:13How are you talking about my wife?

01:10:15How are you talking about this?

01:10:17How are you talking about this?

01:10:19Your wife, let's go.

01:10:23I'm here.

01:10:25Your wife, let's go.

01:10:27Let's go.

01:10:28Let's go.

01:10:29Let's go.

01:10:30Let's go.

01:10:31Your wife so beautiful.

01:10:33I've got a lot of friends.

01:10:34I'll give you a免费修空调.

01:10:36I'll give you a good friend.

01:10:38Your wife's big enough.

01:10:40Your wife doesn't care.

01:10:42Your wife doesn't care.

01:10:43I'm not trying to努力.

01:10:45Let me go.

01:10:47You haven't heard of me.

01:10:50You haven't heard of me.

01:10:52I'm going to check out the妖怪.

01:10:53I want to review the妖怪.

01:10:54You've decided to determine the妖怪.

01:10:55You've decided to do the妖怪.

01:10:57You've decided to give me 50% of the妖怪.

01:10:58You've decided to be 50% of the妖怪.

01:11:00Oh, this is the one that's in his body.

01:11:04It's怪不得剛剛三個人一起出現,

01:11:06其中有個人並不害怕我掉了腦袋。

01:11:08兄弟。

01:11:10這個范永剛不僅是個射牛,

01:11:13還是個家暴男,

01:11:15可憐這位美少婦了。

01:11:17我說你有點過分了吧?

01:11:19等著我的面挑戲我老婆。

01:11:22沒有吧,

01:11:24我讓她給我介紹個女朋友而已。

01:11:26怎麼是調戲她呀?

01:11:28看我老婆的眼神全是猥瑣,

01:11:31你以為我看不出來嗎?

01:11:33我長得這麼帥,

01:11:34你哪也想看我調戲她了?

01:11:36你小心我告你誹謗啊。

01:11:37還裝?

01:11:39是,

01:11:40我就是調戲她,

01:11:42我就是喜歡她怎麼了?

01:11:44我一定不會放過你的,

01:11:47你他媽的。

01:11:54你那邊有沒有禮貌?

01:11:55我喜歡你老婆,

01:11:56你也喜歡你老婆,

01:11:57咱倆戲一邊的,

01:11:58你為什麼打我啊?

01:11:59恭喜宿主獲得二十點情訊息。

01:12:06永剛,

01:12:07還沒忙完嗎?

01:12:09沒事兒嘛,

01:12:11忙完了,

01:12:12你先回家,

01:12:14我馬上回去。

01:12:16跟,

01:12:17跟我聽到你們說,

01:12:18什麼你老婆他老婆,

01:12:20這怎麼回事嗎?

01:12:21沒事兒嘛,

01:12:22我這不跟慧影商量著,

01:12:25要給這小兄弟介紹個女朋友嗎?

01:12:30你先回去吧。

01:12:32好,

01:12:33好吧,

01:12:34那你快點啊。

01:12:38剛剛可能是我誤會你了,

01:12:40明天記得來我家修空調。

01:12:43到時候,

01:12:44我讓你嫂子帶著她閨蜜來家裡,

01:12:47認識一下。

01:12:48范永剛家人還在這裡,

01:12:50的確不太好動手。

01:12:53呃,

01:12:54好吧。

01:12:55行,

01:12:56我就先回去了。

01:12:58明天把他們都支開,

01:13:01到時候再收拾你啊。

01:13:041201的鑰匙。

01:13:151201的業主我見過,

01:13:17根本不是你。

01:13:18要用備用鑰匙,

01:13:19需要業主本人才行。

01:13:21除非,

01:13:22你給業主打個電話,

01:13:24征求業主的同意。

01:13:26算了,

01:13:27還是我自己來吧。

01:13:34嘍,

01:13:35不,

01:13:36嘍,

01:13:37嘍,

01:13:38嘍,

01:13:39嘍

01:13:44嘍,

01:13:45嘍,

01:13:46嘍。

01:13:49嘍,

01:13:50嘍。

01:13:52嘍,

01:13:53嘍,

01:13:55嘍.

01:14:02嘍.

01:14:03嘍.

01:14:04I don't know what the hell is going to happen to me, but I don't know what the hell is going to happen to me.

01:14:34You wake up? How do you feel?

01:14:41You...

01:14:43What are you doing?

01:14:45I'm going to kill you.

01:14:46Why did you kill me?

01:14:48That's why you killed me.

01:14:50What?

01:14:51Your phone calls me.

01:14:52Can you ask me?

01:14:55What happened?

01:14:57What happened?

01:14:59I saw a fish in the flesh.

01:15:01Then I fell asleep.

01:15:03The fish in the flesh.

01:15:05You can explain why it's a fish in the flesh?

01:15:09It's...

01:15:10...

01:15:15...

01:15:16...

01:15:17...

01:15:18...

01:15:20...

01:15:22...

01:15:24...

01:15:25...

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01:15:30叫范永刚的那个男人

01:15:31你最好离他远一点

01:15:33我怀疑啊

01:15:34他就是那个行走的烂肉

01:15:35怎么可能

01:15:36我跟他当邻居好多年了

01:15:39他怎么可能是烂肉

01:15:40总之啊

01:15:42这里你是不能待了

01:15:43要不你就回你父母家住

01:15:45要不然你就去你闺蜜家

01:15:46凑合一下

01:15:47或者实在没地方

01:15:48你可以来我家

01:15:48不用

01:15:49谢谢

01:15:50恭喜宿主

01:15:52获得十点负面情绪值

01:15:54唉

01:15:55我这一辈子啊

01:15:57第一次对一个女人好

01:15:58还邀请她来我家住

01:16:00却被她拒绝

01:16:01恭喜宿主

01:16:03获得十点负面情绪值

01:16:05哎

01:16:06不过话说

01:16:07你为什么觉得范永刚是那头烂肉啊

01:16:09我跟他当邻居好多年了

01:16:11他为人正直

01:16:13而且是个很儒雅的男人

01:16:14怎么看也不像

01:16:16只看人哪

01:16:17不能只看表面

01:16:18就像现在所谓的娱乐圈

01:16:20其实都是一堆烂肉

01:16:21这看来是做慈善募捐

01:16:23伸张正义

01:16:24实则是为了梳理形象

01:16:26早晚有一天会栽跟头

01:16:28哎呀

01:16:31之所以这么说啊

01:16:32是我察觉到

01:16:33范永刚身上有妖怪的气息

01:16:35哦

新剧上线#爷爷你真在地府造反了 (上)

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