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00:00:00I'm worried that it's been a devil.
00:00:02So, you know?
00:00:03What a devil?
00:00:04Oh, right.
00:00:06I remember that I was in the morning before.
00:00:08Why are you now in the closet?
00:00:10I...
00:00:11I...
00:00:12I know.
00:00:13I was here when you were already in the closet.
00:00:15Oh...
00:00:16You're worried that I was in the closet.
00:00:18Oh, I'm not worried about you.
00:00:20I'm just thinking a little bit about it.
00:00:22I was in the morning when I was in the closet.
00:00:24Why are you in the closet?
00:00:25Don't you think I was in the closet?
00:00:26I don't believe that I was in the closet.
00:00:28You don't know this woman.
00:00:30She's a good fan.
00:00:31I will win the closet.
00:00:34You are the one.
00:00:35It's not a good fan.
00:00:36I will be confronted with you.
00:00:38It's not a good fan.
00:00:40I didn't want to ask you about it.
00:00:41I thought you would review this.
00:00:42I might not minding you.
00:00:43I can't have enough fun.
00:00:44I will see you later.
00:00:45I will win the closet.
00:00:46You will pay for the closet.
00:00:47I will win the closet that I have.
00:00:48You will win the closet.
00:00:49I will win thoseatoenen Leave.
00:00:50You're the one.
00:00:51I should be in the closet.
00:00:53I will be in all of my clothes.
00:00:54You don't have to be in the closet.
00:00:55I'll stop.
00:00:56You don't stop.
00:00:57That...
00:01:04You know,
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00:01:26You don't have a car, I won't open it
00:01:29What? You're not going to open it?
00:01:33How can I? How can I not open it?
00:01:36I don't have a car in the world
00:01:39I don't have a car in the world
00:01:42I don't have a car in the world
00:01:44If you don't open it, I'll open it
00:01:46Hey, wait
00:01:47You don't have a car in the car?
00:01:49Let me see
00:01:50Now
00:01:51Just now
00:01:52There's a car in the room
00:01:54All right, wait
00:01:56You didn't have to go
00:01:58You didn't have to walk
00:01:59If you want to see the car, you have to go
00:02:01You can see the car, mode
00:02:06You're right
00:02:12To check out the 可提取技能
00:02:14The ability to express theure of the transgressions
00:02:16To help the 50% of the time of the magic
00:02:18Is it there?
00:02:20Do you want to go?
00:02:23提取成功
00:02:39走吧
00:02:40你到底会不会开车啊
00:02:42看杂志之前是不会
00:02:44现在就会了呀
00:02:45对了 我刚在客厅啊
00:02:47看到了四大名著
00:02:48都快被你翻烂了
00:02:49你到底看了多少遍
00:02:50没看多少遍
00:02:52几十遍吧
00:02:53几十遍啊
00:02:54我的天啊
00:02:56那你岂不是滚瓜烂熟了
00:02:57滚瓜烂熟不能说
00:02:59倒背如流
00:03:00我靠 这么厉害啊
00:03:01一般般
00:03:02那既然倒背如流
00:03:03那你介不介意我出几个四大名著的题
00:03:05考考你
00:03:06考吧
00:03:07啊哼
00:03:08宋江 一般几点回家
00:03:10孙悟空蹦出来的石头
00:03:12是花岗岩还是石灰岩
00:03:13雷公殿母的殿
00:03:14是直流殿还是交流殿
00:03:15在天庭下吃米的小鸡
00:03:17是公鸡还是母鸡啊
00:03:19你是魔鬼吧
00:03:20我不是魔鬼我是人
00:03:22你别打插我还没说完呢
00:03:23这五松打虎钱啊
00:03:25喝的酒是酱香型还是农香型
00:03:26金脚大王的脚是二四开肩还是千足鸡
00:03:28小白龙鞭的老虎吃华南虎还是东北虎
00:03:30还有
00:03:31闭嘴
00:03:36走吧
00:03:43我的脚都瘸了
00:03:45你让我背你喝湿吗
00:03:47我抱你抱的腰都舌了
00:03:48你不得对我负责啊
00:03:49我要是跟你说
00:03:50那四大明珠是我剪的
00:03:51根本就没看过
00:03:52你信不信
00:03:53当然
00:03:54我是最容易相信女孩子的话的
00:03:55但你是个老女人
00:03:56毕竟也是个女的
00:03:57你
00:03:58你
00:03:59你说主我吗
00:04:00你说主我吗
00:04:01你要我干嘛
00:04:02没错我就是属狗的
00:04:03我小时候被狗咬过有狂犬病
00:04:04只要生气我就咬人
00:04:06我小时候也被狗咬过
00:04:07这感觉好像素
00:04:08你
00:04:09对对对对
00:04:10你叫什么名字啊
00:04:11秦师
00:04:12你今年多大
00:04:13二十
00:04:14你觉得我会信吗
00:04:15你二十
00:04:16鬼都不信啊
00:04:17你说你二十数了吗
00:04:18恭喜素主获得二十点封面积虚值
00:04:21二十四
00:04:23八年
00:04:24数虎
00:04:25新老板
00:04:31这我还信
00:04:33那我再问你啊
00:04:34你数的虎是东北虎吧
00:04:36恭喜素主获得二十点封面积虚值
00:04:38二十四
00:04:39八年
00:04:40数虎
00:04:41新老板
00:04:42那我再问你啊
00:04:43你数的虎是东北虎吧
00:04:44恭喜素主获得二十点封面积虚值
00:04:46You can give it to me!
00:04:47I'm getting a production of the world!
00:04:48I'll go to my house!
00:04:49Oh, I'm being a mess for you!
00:04:54Please!
00:04:55What is your name?
00:04:56What job did you do or do you want to learn?
00:04:59Oh, I'm from the local thing that I have to.
00:05:01I'm from the Nice one.
00:05:02My name is the Prince of the King.
00:05:04You have to go home!
00:05:06Where is your home?
00:05:07Well, that was the name of the small stone!
00:05:09It's a bit of a big stone.
00:05:12What do you mean to drive work?
00:05:14Oh, you're a big guy.
00:05:16It's just a thousand dollars.
00:05:18Oh, you're a big guy.
00:05:20It's just a thousand dollars.
00:05:22What? You want to buy a lot?
00:05:24Hey, I'm going to buy my $58,000.
00:05:26I'm not going to use $58,000.
00:05:28That's nice.
00:05:30Why don't you use it?
00:05:32It's pretty good.
00:05:34With $58,000, I think
00:05:36Hello!
00:05:38It's better than $12,000.
00:05:40It's too hard.
00:05:42You're so much better.
00:05:44Now you're just looking pretty.
00:05:46You're so good.
00:05:48You are too good.
00:05:50You don't want to go.
00:05:52You're not going to go.
00:05:54It's not going to go.
00:05:56It's going to go.
00:05:58It's going to be a big guy.
00:06:00You're not going to go.
00:06:02It's going to be a big guy.
00:06:04No, you don't know to go.
00:06:06But I'm not going to go.
00:06:08You can be able to go.
00:06:10You're a big guy.
00:06:11你多大考的驾照
00:06:13我22岁就考驾照了 我可是老四季啊
00:06:1622岁就考驾照
00:06:18你看着不像啊 感觉你像大学生跟我妹差不多
00:06:21废话 我本来就很年轻啊
00:06:23那你今年多大
00:06:24年纪跟其他都是这八
00:06:26那你跟我说你22
00:06:28恭喜宿主获得20点封面情绪值
00:06:32我现在在上大学呢 等我大学毕业了 就22岁就可以立马拿驾照了
00:06:37还不对啊 你不是说你修空调的吗 怎么突然考大学
00:06:41我学修空调专业的不行吗
00:06:43开车
00:06:46走
00:06:52你慢点 你慢点
00:06:55我的公司就在这附近 所以我每天中午都会来这休息
00:07:02那你大晚上跑到龙山一号干嘛 那你住这里岂不是很方便
00:07:06这只有电磁炉没有天然气 电磁炉做法没有天然气好吃
00:07:10哟 看不出来你挺会做饭的
00:07:12你看不见的地方还多着呢
00:07:14是啊 那你把衣服脱了我看呗
00:07:17小小年纪这么会耍流吗
00:07:19你说你 大晚上不回家 非要一个人来这里
00:07:23万一再碰到那些烂肉怎么办
00:07:25我没有家呀 我从小就没有
00:07:29打住 你我只是陌生人
00:07:31不必上演这个苦情的戏码
00:07:33另外 我也不会同听你的
00:07:36谢谢
00:07:37嗯 行 你睡吧 我走了
00:07:38哎 你站住
00:07:39你干嘛
00:07:40天色一晚
00:07:42你自己回家也不安全
00:07:44不如你在我妹妹房间凑合一晚上
00:07:46你害怕就你害怕
00:07:48干嘛把短若者当借口啊
00:07:50对
00:07:52对 我就是害怕 行了吧
00:07:55我是不会留下来的
00:07:56除非你给我睡一个被窝
00:07:58否则面谈
00:07:59你
00:08:00恭喜宿主获得十点负面情绪值
00:08:02你要不然等我睡着了你再走也行
00:08:05不行 我一定要回家
00:08:07江又宁还挺大
00:08:09就她上次勾引我那劲
00:08:10万一出去勾引别人被拐跑了怎么办
00:08:12你怎么那么铁石心肠啊
00:08:14对啊 我就是铁石心肠
00:08:16好 那你走吧
00:08:17走了你就别回来
00:08:19行 那你走吧
00:08:21走了你就别回来
00:08:23好嘞 再见
00:08:28我把我的大牛借你开一个月
00:08:30你等我睡着再走行不行
00:08:31大姐
00:08:32你把牛给我开我也没驾照啊
00:08:35我可以找人给你办啊
00:08:37三天时间都不用你去考
00:08:39真的啊 你发誓
00:08:41我发誓 如果我办不成
00:08:44我天天被鬼缠
00:08:45行 那你赶紧睡 睡着我就走
00:08:48行 那就这么睡吧
00:08:50别关灯
00:08:51行 那就这么睡吧
00:08:52别关灯
00:08:53行 行 行 行 行
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00:09:00你睡着了没啊
00:09:01唉 还没
00:09:03都过了二十分钟了
00:09:04你怎么还没睡着
00:09:05我都困了
00:09:06我睡不着怎么办
00:09:08那你数猩猩
00:09:10可是这里看不见猩猩
00:09:12我只能看见大牛
00:09:17那 那你幻想
00:09:18幻想你会不会啊
00:09:19实在不行我给你一拳
00:09:20打得你也毛金星
00:09:21简直是钢铁之难
00:09:23到底懂不懂能怜香西域啊
00:09:25可是我真的睡不着
00:09:26闭眼睛
00:09:27满脑子都是那些恶心的烂肉
00:09:29哦
00:09:30嘿嘿
00:09:31唉
00:09:32我呢
00:09:33这儿有一项哄睡服
00:09:34我呢
00:09:36这儿有一项哄睡服
00:09:37保证让你一秒入睡
00:09:38不要五十八万九千八
00:09:40也不要十八万八千八
00:09:42只要一万吧
00:09:43买不了吃亏 买不了商当
00:09:44怎么样
00:09:45真的 一秒入睡
00:09:46嗯
00:09:47那你给我来个红睡服
00:09:48那你给我来个红睡服
00:09:49好嘞
00:09:53来
00:09:54先付钱
00:09:55我睡着了就会给你转了
00:09:57你真是智障
00:09:58你睡着了怎么给我转啊
00:10:04转好了
00:10:07好
00:10:08来 乖 起来
00:10:10来
00:10:13还不对啊
00:10:15我坐起来了
00:10:16我怎么睡啊
00:10:17这你就别管了
00:10:18我保证让你一秒入睡
00:10:19好
00:10:20那我相信你
00:10:21你把眼睛闭起来
00:10:22这家伙不会是想亲我吧
00:10:25嘿嘿
00:10:26我可是初吻
00:10:27怎么能白白平衡了他
00:10:28怎么能白白平衡了他
00:10:29我
00:10:35蛋
00:10:36你一定要杀了
00:10:38蛋
00:10:39蛋
00:10:40蛋
00:10:41蛋
00:10:42蛋
00:10:43蛋
00:10:44凭关系搞的价账能要吗
00:10:46而且他刚才都看到我是怎么对他了
00:10:48再来找他岂不是自投罗网
00:10:50一万八千块的服务费
00:10:52已经足够我买两雅迪了
00:10:53知足了
00:10:54嘿嘿
00:10:55嘿
00:10:56嘿
00:10:59哼
00:11:00我倒是要看看
00:11:01范永刚身上到底藏着多少秘密
00:11:04嗯
00:11:06哼
00:11:07こ Poland
00:11:11盗著老子的撂头
00:11:13就看那个小八百里面都没来也去
00:11:15我没有
00:11:16我真的没有
00:11:17要是老子不在乎是不上去的
00:11:19放人家闯上去
00:11:21我真的没有了
00:11:22我完全接ühren
00:11:24Besides try
00:11:26плох
00:11:27Why do you feel like this?
00:11:32He's still very good at me.
00:11:35Why did he become so sad?
00:11:38He's a bit too bad.
00:11:40He's a bit too bad.
00:11:43What's he doing?
00:11:45He's still a bit too bad.
00:11:47He's still a bit too bad.
00:11:50He's still a bit too bad.
00:11:52He's still a bit too bad.
00:11:56I had to have a way to put his body on the ground.
00:12:02He was so smart. He wanted to take me to take a break.
00:12:05He wanted to take a break.
00:12:13I'm sorry for the rest of my house.
00:12:19Today you're going to take my dad and my son to go home.
00:12:23I don't want to go home before I don't want to go home
00:12:35My brother, my wife is already here
00:12:40She is a 30-year-old girl
00:12:44She is so beautiful
00:12:46She looks good
00:12:49What time is she coming?
00:12:53Get out of here
00:12:58What is my girlfriend?
00:13:01I'm your girlfriend
00:13:03She is a Jew
00:13:05Who is my girlfriend
00:13:09your friends?
00:13:11Oh, she is here at the Kotlin
00:13:13The hostel is right
00:13:15Yes, I am
00:13:19It is almost a problem
00:13:21I'm going to go for about 2 hours later.
00:13:29That's it.
00:13:31I'm going to go to the house.
00:13:38My wife is the queen.
00:13:41I'm going to die.
00:13:44I'm going to die.
00:13:45I'm going to die.
00:13:48喂 老板
00:13:57喂 老孙
00:13:59把那个叫张帝的电话号给我
00:14:00我没有他电话呀
00:14:02我只有他微信啊 老板
00:14:03那把他微信推送给我
00:14:05好嘞
00:14:06好你个姓张的
00:14:08你说的疫苗哄睡竟然是给我打晕
00:14:11你给我等着
00:14:15我把头像换了
00:14:17再把朋友圈关了
00:14:19我再加上你的微信
00:14:21你就死定了
00:14:22咦
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00:15:08杨老师
00:15:09不是说就我们两个人吗
00:15:11怎么孩子都这么大
00:15:13咦
00:15:14咦
00:15:15咦
00:15:16咦
00:15:17他是我邻居家的孩子
00:15:18让我帮忙辅导作业的
00:15:20咦
00:15:20这样啊
00:15:21咦
00:15:22那个补习资料我给你放在桌子上了
00:15:24你自己先看
00:15:25我出去买点菜
00:15:26中午给你们做饭吃
00:15:27你帮我照顾好小瑞瑞
00:15:28啊
00:15:29好
00:15:29拼
00:15:30اس
00:15:52以有礼貌的方式重新组句
00:15:54题目是
00:15:55喂
00:15:55老头
00:15:56到人民公园坐几路车
00:15:58This is the one
00:16:01Let me show you
00:16:02My turn
00:16:03Your question is not what you see
00:16:04How much do you see it?
00:16:05Yes, I will
00:16:06You see it
00:16:07I'm not sure how much do you see it
00:16:08But it's not what you see
00:16:09I'm not sure how much do you see it
00:16:11Ok, I'll just wash the water
00:16:11I'll take it
00:16:13I'll take it
00:16:14Give it a minute
00:16:14The story
00:16:16Your question
00:16:17How did you see how did you see it?
00:16:19I don't know where to go
00:16:20I don't understand
00:16:20I've already seen it
00:16:21It's been a bit
00:16:22I don't know
00:16:23Ok, I'll just wash the water
00:16:24I'll have to do it
00:16:25I'll just wash the water
00:16:25It's a bit
00:16:26I'll just wash the water
00:16:26I'll give you a bowl
00:16:27芮芮 你作业写得怎么样了
00:16:31阿姨 我都写完了
00:16:32行 那你把造句题和答案给老师念一下
00:16:36好的 阿姨
00:16:37嗯
00:16:38造句前 请把以下这段话以有礼貌的方式重新主句
00:16:45题目是 万老头到人民公园坐几路车
00:16:49阿姨 我有五个答案呢
00:16:52是吗 这么厉害啊
00:16:53那你给老师念一下 你是怎么造句和组句的
00:16:57好 第一个
00:16:58喂 老头 有礼貌的告诉我 去人民公园坐几路车
00:17:03第二个 老头 陪我去人民公园
00:17:06第三个 我坐您去人民公园行吗
00:17:10第四个 喂 老头 到人民公园坐几个老头
00:17:14第五个 到人民公园为老头坐几路车
00:17:19阿姨 我有五个答案呢
00:17:21杨老师 我刚才开玩笑呢
00:17:23张帝 我就知道是你小子
00:17:25来 来来来 你过来 你看我不打死你
00:17:27你 看我不打死你
00:17:31我由五个住审计隅隅死之
00:17:33get
00:17:34别人都是十点二十点
00:17:35杨桃老师居然这么多
00:17:37那我得使劲好点的
00:17:39Oh
00:17:56Now, my mother has gone so long
00:17:58You should have asked me to study good
00:18:00I can do it
00:18:01Oh, turn
00:18:05This topic
00:18:09听懂了吗 我问你话呢
00:18:14干什么呢 我是在跟你说话呢
00:18:18你说什么
00:18:20恭喜宿主获得五十点负面情绪值
00:18:25我去 杨老师太值钱了
00:18:28拜托 我在帮你学习啊 你能不能专心一点
00:18:32对不起啊 老师 我也不知道怎么搞的
00:18:36实在是无法集中注意力 我也不知道怎么回事
00:18:39我算是看出来了 等你大学毕业了
00:18:43就尽快学点对社会有用的东西
00:18:45然后找个女朋友
00:18:47我去做饭了啊 中午留下来吃饭了
00:19:06兄弟 谢谢你
00:19:11我以为我这辈子就这样了
00:19:13没想到兄弟你还惦记着约我
00:19:15我是在 放手
00:19:16你谁呀
00:19:18你有病吧 我约你干什么
00:19:22范兄弟 难道这个不是你吗
00:19:24难道这个不是你吗
00:19:32我们都被张帝这个王八蛋给耍了
00:19:36妖气
00:19:37妖气竟然是可以多少的妖怪吗
00:19:39以我现在的身手可怕是不好对付啊
00:19:42嘿嘿嘿 兄弟兄弟
00:19:43既然误会已经解除了
00:19:45那你跟我说说 怎么回事呗
00:19:47怎么回事呗
00:19:50这他妈什么事啊这是
00:19:58喂 干嘛
00:19:59我说你小子是不是有大病啊
00:20:02你他妈修空调
00:20:03你帮我微信干什么呀
00:20:04我给你介绍兼职赚钱
00:20:06为你着想啊
00:20:07你还说我有病
00:20:08行了行了行了我跟你说
00:20:10老子比你年长了三十多岁
00:20:13这点肚量还是有的
00:20:14我告诉你
00:20:16这范永刚可有问题
00:20:19他可能是被鬼媒夺赦了
00:20:21嗨 我昨晚就知道了
00:20:23他差点跟他动手
00:20:24我觉得你的女老板撞的妖怪就是他
00:20:26行
00:20:28那既然这样的话
00:20:30咱俩谈点正事吧
00:20:31我想这样
00:20:33咱俩今晚联手把他给灭了
00:20:35怎么样
00:20:36不要你觉得啊
00:20:37我要我觉得
00:20:38你觉得不怎么样
00:20:39我一个人完全可以灭了他
00:20:41你别他妈吹牛逼了啊
00:20:43就你那点撒瓜俩糟的本事
00:20:45还不够人家塞牙缝呢
00:20:47我告诉你
00:20:48这事儿没我你办不成你知道吗
00:20:51呵呵
00:20:52那你就瞧好吧
00:20:53他活不过两天
00:20:54喂
00:20:55喂
00:20:56喂
00:20:57喂
00:20:58挺牛逼啊
00:21:00挂我电话
00:21:03来吧
00:21:04吃饭
00:21:05哇
00:21:06杨老师做饭真香
00:21:07谁要是能娶到杨老师做老婆
00:21:09可太幸福了
00:21:10老师的玩笑你也敢开
00:21:12信不信我上课给你穿小鞋啊
00:21:14快吃
00:21:15哎哎哎
00:21:16尝尝这个
00:21:17土豆炒牛肉
00:21:18哎
00:21:19哎
00:21:21你确定
00:21:22这是土豆炒牛肉
00:21:23不是桑葚炒辣条啊
00:21:25你还好意思说
00:21:26还不都是怪你
00:21:28嗯
00:21:29嗯
00:21:33楊桃
00:21:34我知道你在家
00:21:35快开门
00:21:36那个
00:21:37你先在这儿等一下
00:21:38老师去处理一点私事
00:21:40一会儿回来
00:21:46楊桃
00:21:49楊桃
00:21:54租
00:21:55欠我三个星星放租了
00:21:57啊
00:21:58要不是看你是老住户
00:21:59早让你搬上去了
00:22:00你一个人民教师
00:22:02一个月
00:22:03一万多块钱
00:22:04你说
00:22:05你一个星期
00:22:06一千块钱房租
00:22:07你给我交不上吗
00:22:08赵叔
00:22:09等下周我发了工资
00:22:10我一块给您行吗
00:22:11今天最后一天
00:22:12要不你给我搬出去
00:22:13要不
00:22:14交房租
00:22:15赵叔
00:22:16我都在这儿住三年了
00:22:18住三十年
00:22:19才得交房租没毛病吧
00:22:21真交不上房租
00:22:23那还有点别的办法
00:22:26赵叔
00:22:28赵叔
00:22:29我不是那样的人
00:22:30免你一年房租
00:22:31你就赔我几天
00:22:32就赔我几天
00:22:33你又没什么损失
00:22:35赵
00:22:37什么干啥呢
00:22:39赵叔
00:22:40赵叔
00:22:41你别管这事
00:22:42你先进去
00:22:43先进去
00:22:44赵叔
00:22:45我平时看你挺轻高的
00:22:47没想到
00:22:48跟你的学生在这儿勾结
00:22:50这位大叔
00:22:51这个房子是你的
00:22:52还有整栋楼都是你的
00:22:54整个这层八套都是我的
00:22:56你要想在这儿跟他合租
00:22:58交钱
00:22:59赵叔
00:23:00天黑之前
00:23:01我一定把房租给你
00:23:02还请你不要为难我的学生
00:23:04杨老师
00:23:05你不用担心房租的事
00:23:07我有办法
00:23:08能让他这个月不收你房钱
00:23:10以后
00:23:11他要倒贴钱求着你不要走
00:23:12你他妈小子太狂了
00:23:14这话说的
00:23:15今儿我把丑话说在这儿
00:23:17你今儿能让我
00:23:19给他钱
00:23:20还让他住在这儿
00:23:22你要能做到
00:23:23我住到马路上去
00:23:25不不不
00:23:26是您丑
00:23:27话且说在前头
00:23:29我 我
00:23:30恭喜宿主获得
00:23:32二十点负面情绪值
00:23:33你他妈的我
00:23:36喂
00:23:37张帝
00:23:38你别胡闹
00:23:39赵叔
00:23:40他还是个孩子呢
00:23:41说话不过大脑的
00:23:43您别跟他一般见识
00:23:45嗯
00:23:46杨桃
00:23:47你给我老实待着
00:23:48男人们说话
00:23:49你个富道人家别插嘴
00:23:51你
00:23:52他
00:23:53好霸道
00:23:55你他妈小子
00:23:56你他妈太狂了
00:23:57租房子的时候签合同了没有
00:23:59把合同拿给我看啊
00:24:00哦
00:24:01有的
00:24:02这合同写得很清楚
00:24:12这合同写得很清楚
00:24:13如该房有人亡固
00:24:15需明确标注
00:24:16且在警局进行备案
00:24:17如有意隐瞒
00:24:19需面临巨额的赔偿
00:24:20若该房为凶宅
00:24:21则需找专业人士消灾后即可出租
00:24:23你这房子死过人
00:24:25你这房子死过人
00:24:27在租房的时候有交代过吗
00:24:29你别胡说八道
00:24:30怎么可能这房子死过人呢
00:24:32小心我
00:24:33我告你你信不信
00:24:34告我
00:24:35你想清楚后果了吗
00:24:36怎么
00:24:37房子里死过人
00:24:38你没有告诉过租户
00:24:40更没有去警局备案
00:24:41是要面临巨额的赔偿
00:24:43更得给他精神损失费
00:24:44没个三五万
00:24:46你下得来吗
00:24:47这这这这
00:24:48啥玩意
00:24:49这这 证据
00:24:50证据
00:24:52证据
00:24:53证据
00:24:54证据
00:24:55你要证据
00:24:56那我就给你证据
00:24:57看清楚了啊
00:24:58来来来
00:24:59他们还要藏到里面吗
00:25:00滚出来
00:25:08真有个屁啊
00:25:10You don't want to be scared, you don't want to be afraid.
00:25:15You don't want to see anything.
00:25:17I'll just open your eyes.
00:25:26Oh!
00:25:27Oh!
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00:26:09I'm gonna go to the house.
00:26:10You're gonna go to the house.
00:26:11You can buy the house all the way.
00:26:13You're gonna go to the house.
00:26:14No.
00:26:15No.
00:26:16No.
00:26:17I can't wait for you.
00:26:19I'll go ahead and leave you.
00:26:21Okay.
00:26:23No.
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00:27:08There really are.
00:27:10You want to see?
00:27:11I don't want to see.
00:27:13I'm afraid I'll sleep in a sleep.
00:27:15Don't you want to see?
00:27:17Don't you want to see?
00:27:18Go ahead and go.
00:27:19Don't you want to see?
00:27:21Don't you want to see?
00:27:23I don't even know.
00:27:25I don't know.
00:27:27I'll take a break soon.
00:27:29I'm gonna get the shit out of you.
00:27:31Let's go.
00:27:33You're going to be careful.
00:27:35Do you guys have any way to go?
00:27:45Dr.
00:27:46Dr.
00:27:47Don't you dare to be able to answer me?
00:27:48Dr.
00:27:49Dr.
00:27:50Dr.
00:27:51I'm not going to call him.
00:27:52I am going to call you.
00:27:54Dr.
00:27:55Dr.
00:27:56Dr.
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00:27:58Dr.
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00:28:00Dr.
00:28:01Dr.
00:28:02Dr.
00:28:03Dr.
00:28:04I don't know how to do it.
00:28:06Let me tell you.
00:28:08How did you die?
00:28:10I...
00:28:12I'm tired.
00:28:14I'm a professor.
00:28:16I'm good.
00:28:18I'm good.
00:28:20I'm good.
00:28:22I'm good.
00:28:24I'm good.
00:28:26I'm good.
00:28:28I'm good.
00:28:30I'm good.
00:28:32All the way we went to college,
00:28:34I have 3 years.
00:28:36But I'm good in reading and reading the new semester.
00:28:38That's good.
00:28:40I'm good.
00:28:42I will not kill you.
00:28:44I'll be right with you.
00:28:46I'll be right to bother you.
00:28:48I'm a puta tyler.
00:28:50If I couldn't do it,
00:28:52I'm going to be able to help you.
00:28:54I will support you.
00:28:56Then you'll be right with me.
00:28:58I'll be right to help you.
00:29:00For me, I'll be right with you.
00:29:02Thank you, you're a great person.
00:29:04Yes, I thank you.
00:29:06Let's go.
00:29:08Okay.
00:29:12Okay.
00:29:14Let's go.
00:29:16Let's go.
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00:30:01正好有个朋友在出租房子
00:30:02距离我们很近 价格也便宜
00:30:04最重要的是 房东人特别特别特别的好
00:30:0718年来就没遇到过这么好的人
00:30:10是吗 那你帮老师问问
00:30:12快的话我下周就可以搬过去
00:30:15只是房租的事情可能要先缓一缓
00:30:19没问题 包在我身上
00:30:21对了 杨老师 我给你赚点钱过去吧
00:30:23不用了
00:30:24没关系 等有钱再还我吧
00:30:26那也行
00:30:28不过 你不好奇吗
00:30:31我每个月八九千的工资
00:30:33为什么连房租都交不上
00:30:35这有什么呢 每个人都有他自己的秘密
00:30:38杨老师一定有杨老师的原因吧
00:30:40张帝 老师以你为荣
00:30:42哎 老师 咱下午还补课吗
00:30:45不补了 我还有事情 你自己去玩吧
00:30:48那多谢杨老师的款待 我先走了啊
00:30:51嘿 嘿
00:30:52嘿 爷爷 你生前啊 最喜欢中山庄了
00:30:58我给您了啊 烧过去了啊
00:31:01嘿
00:31:03你放学后 我再给你烧点机关枪
00:31:05好让你在地府大显神威
00:31:07祝爷爷早日造反成功
00:31:08Oh, my God.
00:31:11Why do you have so many things?
00:31:13I'll go back to where?
00:31:14Let's go.
00:31:17Oh, my God.
00:31:20Oh, my God.
00:31:23Oh, my God.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:28Oh, my God.
00:31:37Oh, my God.
00:31:40Push握 some flask first.
00:31:43Do you have any other人?
00:31:45Quick, raise your hand and talk to my children.
00:31:47There we go.
00:31:50I'll do it now.
00:31:52Don't use those foods.
00:31:54I can't please eat you.
00:31:57氟 willst.
00:32:00啊
00:32:02啊
00:32:04啊
00:32:06啊
00:32:08啊
00:32:10啊
00:32:12啊
00:32:14啊
00:32:16那老师先走了
00:32:20拜拜
00:32:22再见
00:32:24拜拜
00:32:30啊
00:32:38希望这八万块能帮帮你们吧
00:32:52大叔
00:32:54小伙你找谁啊
00:32:56这是杨桃让我帮他送来的
00:32:58杨什么
00:33:00杨桃啊
00:33:02桃什么呀
00:33:03杨桃
00:33:04哦 杨桃
00:33:06杨桃刚出去
00:33:07他不方便回来
00:33:08就让我来的
00:33:09东西都给你送到了
00:33:10先走了啊
00:33:11再见
00:33:12哎 等一下
00:33:13小伙子
00:33:14把名字登记一下
00:33:15我好跟上面说
00:33:16有人捐东西
00:33:17哦 好
00:33:18我是杨桃的老公
00:33:19你就这么写吧
00:33:20啊
00:33:21哎
00:33:22小伙子
00:33:23那个1299的我骑走了啊
00:33:33这个7999的你装完
00:33:34你自己送货
00:33:35没问题
00:33:36小伙子
00:33:37你懂生活呀
00:33:387999的是送给女朋友的吧
00:33:401299自己骑
00:33:42你女朋友知道肯定会很感动的
00:33:44不愧是老板
00:33:45行 我已经付完了
00:33:46你按地址送货就行
00:33:47没问题
00:33:48妥妥的给您办好
00:33:49妥妥的给您办好
00:33:50嘿嘿
00:33:51哎
00:33:52走喽
00:33:53嗯
00:33:54嗯
00:33:55检测到可强化物品电动车
00:33:57强化需消耗50点情绪值
00:34:00请问是否进行强化
00:34:01哦
00:34:02这玩意也能强化
00:34:03试试呗
00:34:04强化成功
00:34:05超级电车
00:34:06最高车送货量
00:34:07车身百小时
00:34:08车身百小时
00:34:10这也行
00:34:11消耗100点情绪值
00:34:12可强化为急速电车
00:34:13200点情绪值
00:34:14可强化为中级电车
00:34:15是否继续强化
00:34:16我靠
00:34:17Jags
00:34:20没事
00:34:35坐DER
00:34:36viruses
00:34:37车身穆
00:34:39躺下
00:34:40你骑得那么快
00:34:41嘿嘿
00:34:42你骑这么快
00:34:43着急投胎啊
00:34:45利器
00:34:47来 吹一下
00:34:49我让你吹一下
00:34:51我家有300多亿的资产
00:34:54银行存款有600多亿
00:34:55还有30到1000多坪的大别墅
00:34:57还有10个游轮
00:34:58三艘豪华游艇
00:34:59还有99辆限量超级大宝车
00:35:01这整个福州市啊
00:35:02有一半的资产都是我们家的
00:35:04恭喜宿主获得20点负面情绪值
00:35:07我让你吹他
00:35:11没让你吹牛逼
00:35:12吹他
00:35:13哦他呀
00:35:14这个叫原力光剑
00:35:15外头工产物
00:35:16破坏力极强
00:35:17连灭霸都求之不得的超级武器
00:35:19他
00:35:19我不是让你吹牛逼
00:35:21我是让你吹这个 这个
00:35:23我愿意你喝酒没
00:35:25吹
00:35:26恭喜宿主获得40点负面情绪值
00:35:29没喝酒吧
00:35:35酒倒是没喝
00:35:37但是你超出了啊
00:35:38罚50
00:35:39罚球50
00:35:40罚50下不为例
00:35:42我上面有人
00:35:44这钱就别罚了呗
00:35:45有人
00:35:46我告诉你我最喜欢和上面有人的人打交道
00:35:49最不怕的就是上面有人
00:35:50谁叫过来
00:35:52嘿嘿
00:35:53我把我爷叫出来
00:35:55你还得找我50呢
00:35:57下不为例啊
00:36:08走吧
00:36:09小张 又来买纸钱啊
00:36:19是不是你爷爷又给你偷懵了
00:36:22林叔啊
00:36:23今天不买纸钱
00:36:24主要过来扎一些纸质品
00:36:26行
00:36:27没问题
00:36:28你想扎什么
00:36:29加特林
00:36:31给我来个十个八个
00:36:32我说小张啊
00:36:34你要那玩意干啥用啊
00:36:36咋的
00:36:37你爷爷是准备在里面造反的
00:36:39罚曹
00:36:40钱叔啊
00:36:42你怎么知道
00:36:42我爷爷就是在地下造反
00:36:44我说小张
00:36:47你别梦见什么就是什么呀
00:36:50做人要务实
00:36:51你弄那玩意儿
00:36:53那老爷在地下他也不会用啊
00:36:56不管他会不会用
00:36:58先扎了再说
00:36:58你就直接告诉我
00:37:00收多少钱就完了
00:37:01啊
00:37:01这样吧
00:37:02我也不说扎一个加特林多少钱
00:37:04你就给钱说一个公事费吧
00:37:06我这店一天就收入四五百
00:37:09我以最快的速度给你扎出来
00:37:11然后咱们按时间算钱
00:37:13这样行不
00:37:14行
00:37:15钱叔啊
00:37:16你说怎么算就怎么算
00:37:17明天我过来去
00:37:18到时候再算钱
00:37:19啊
00:37:20这可是大吉百的
00:37:21你是个学生
00:37:22不能把钱都花在这上面
00:37:25哎
00:37:26钱不是问题
00:37:29关键是我明天就要
00:37:31对了钱叔
00:37:32再给我多扎几排子弹
00:37:33三五六七八个火箭筒
00:37:35专用炮弹
00:37:36你给我来百八十个
00:37:37我有大用
00:37:38明天过来去
00:37:40到时候多退少补
00:37:41啊
00:37:41天才呀
00:37:45你都听到了
00:37:49他最近一段时间
00:37:50就是从我这买了纸币
00:37:52只有今天的要求特殊了些
00:37:55其他的我什么都不清楚了
00:37:58这家伙到底想干什么
00:38:01别人都是扎齿人
00:38:03他非要扎加特灵火箭炮
00:38:04不过
00:38:06他的电驴子一定有问题
00:38:10你谁啊
00:38:16你也是来我这买民币的吗
00:38:18我路过
00:38:19再见
00:38:20莫名其妙
00:38:28老婆子
00:38:29家里接了个大单子
00:38:31明天一早
00:38:32你要从老家回来
00:38:33帮我扎加特林
00:38:35要对付范勇刚得提升一下实力
00:38:40系统升级
00:38:41神像镇玉镜需要多少情绪值啊
00:38:43提升到二级需要消耗一千情绪值
00:38:46升级另外把昆仑烈火掌也强化到最高级
00:38:50升级成功
00:38:52昆仑烈火掌正在强化
00:38:55张帝
00:38:57你怎么了
00:38:58你是心情不好吗
00:39:00是啊
00:39:02我最好的两个朋友吵架
00:39:03我劝了他们一整天
00:39:05那他们和好了吗
00:39:07笑
00:39:07我劝了他们一整天
00:39:09他们就是不肯打起来
00:39:10恭喜宿主获得二十点封面情绪值
00:39:13张帝
00:39:14你太过分了
00:39:15哎呀
00:39:18跟你开玩笑的
00:39:20别生气了
00:39:21别碰我
00:39:22我生气了
00:39:23那这样
00:39:27我给你想一个报复我的办法
00:39:30你想不想报复啊
00:39:31你说
00:39:31我报复的你要多狠有多狠
00:39:34那么好
00:39:36莫莫啊
00:39:37这报复一个男人最好的办法
00:39:39就是给他生十个八个男孩子
00:39:42张帝你太坏了
00:39:44张帝你太坏了
00:39:45恭喜宿主获得二十点封面情绪值
00:39:48张帝简直太过分了
00:39:50你看看你无形中伤害了多少人
00:39:52哎呀 行了行了
00:39:54那就让你惩罚我
00:39:55给你讲个笑话吧
00:39:56哎呀
00:39:57哎呀
00:39:58那你说吧
00:39:59哎呀
00:40:00哎呀
00:40:01哎呀
00:40:02哎呀
00:40:03哎呀
00:40:04哎呀
00:40:05哎呀
00:40:06哎呀
00:40:07哎呀
00:40:08哎呀
00:40:09哎呀
00:40:10哎呀
00:40:11哎呀
00:40:12哎呀
00:40:13哎呀
00:40:14哎呀
00:40:15哎呀
00:40:16哎呀
00:40:17哎呀
00:40:18哎呀
00:40:19哎呀
00:40:20哎呀
00:40:21哎呀
00:40:22哎呀
00:40:23哎呀
00:40:24哎呀
00:40:25哎呀
00:40:26哎呀
00:40:27哎呀
00:40:28哎呀
00:40:29哎呀
00:40:30哎呀
00:40:31哎呀
00:40:32哎呀
00:40:33哎呀
00:40:34哎呀
00:40:35哎呀
00:40:36哎呀
00:40:37哎呀
00:40:38哎呀
00:40:39张帝
00:40:43为什么会这样
00:40:44明明是你讲的混沌的
00:40:46这 秦梦为什么会对我生气啊
00:40:48可能是因为你长得太帅了吧
00:40:51是啊
00:40:53果然长得太帅
00:40:59也是一种错啊
00:41:00这么一说
00:41:01开心多了
00:41:03老弟
00:41:04你笑话不少啊
00:41:06再给我们讲个呗
00:41:08没问题 满足你
00:41:10稍等一下
00:41:11来来来 大家都来听笑话
00:41:13都来都来
00:41:14什么笑话
00:41:14这从前哪
00:41:22有一个爷爷
00:41:24跟孙子
00:41:25出海去打鱼
00:41:26这个遇到巨浪
00:41:28巨浪呢
00:41:29就把爷爷的脚给拍碎了
00:41:31你们猜怎么着
00:41:32怎么着
00:41:33这爷爷呀
00:41:34就跟孙子说
00:41:35孙子
00:41:36爷爷讲完了
00:41:38你看你
00:41:39恭喜
00:41:40恭喜
00:41:41获得
00:41:41获得
00:41:42获得
00:41:42获得
00:41:42获得
00:41:43获得
00:41:44获得
00:41:44获得
00:41:44获得
00:41:45获得
00:41:46获得
00:41:46获得
00:41:46获得
00:41:47获得
00:41:48获得
00:41:48获得
00:41:49获得
00:41:50同学们
00:41:50本学期就快结束了
00:41:52我发现学校里很多同学都在说
00:41:55学英语
00:41:56不如社会没什么用
00:41:57学英语挣不了钱
00:41:59在这里我可以很负责任地告诉大家
00:42:01学英语肯定能挣钱
00:42:03赵老师
00:42:07那你挣到钱吗
00:42:08那当然
00:42:09我在做老师的同时还可以兼职辅导英语
00:42:13英语的时候还可以兼职翻译
00:42:15短短四年就已经在除州市全款买了房
00:42:19还买了辆二十万的小汽车
00:42:21我就是火山上的栗子
00:42:23同学们
00:42:24都给我加油啊
00:42:26赵老师
00:42:28你买的车
00:42:29我们凭什么给你加油啊
00:42:32恭喜宿主获得五点负面情绪值
00:42:35啊
00:42:36这也太少了
00:42:38张帝
00:42:39你小的是真不知道啊
00:42:41还是给我耍火宝
00:42:43赵老师
00:42:44杨老师来了
00:42:45杨老师
00:42:48你怎么来了
00:42:49我找张帝有点事情
00:42:50赵老师
00:42:52您不用收拾他了
00:42:53把他交给我
00:42:54我来帮您收拾这个坏学生
00:42:57行
00:42:58杨老师
00:42:59你一定帮我好好教育教育张帝
00:43:01人
00:43:02你带走吧
00:43:03张帝
00:43:04你出来
00:43:05跟我去趟办公室
00:43:06啊
00:43:07哎
00:43:08杨老师
00:43:09嗯
00:43:10中午有空吃个饭吧
00:43:12市里新开了一家西餐厅
00:43:14感觉很不错我们开车去吃
00:43:16回来也不耽误
00:43:17不用了赵老师
00:43:19我中午约人了
00:43:21改天啊改天啊
00:43:23明后天也行啊
00:43:24再说吧
00:43:26哎
00:43:27哎
00:43:28哎
00:43:29哎
00:43:30哎
00:43:31嗯
00:43:32哎
00:43:33哎
00:43:34哎
00:43:35杨老师
00:43:36我还是个孩子啊
00:43:37你
00:43:38你进办公室就进办公室
00:43:39你锁门干什么
00:43:40哎
00:43:41你快把门打开啊
00:43:42我
00:43:43我一会要出去的啊
00:43:44张老弟
00:43:45你的戏演完了吗
00:43:46演完了
00:43:47就给我坐下好好说
00:43:48哦
00:43:53嗯
00:43:54解释一下吧
00:43:55这怎么回事
00:43:56嘿嘿
00:43:57这是我那天回家的时候
00:43:59看你从ATM机里出来
00:44:01就一路跟着你了
00:44:02张帝
00:44:03我做这些事
00:44:05是因为我喜欢
00:44:06我乐于助人
00:44:08跟你没有关系
00:44:10你条件也不好
00:44:12赚点钱不容易
00:44:13赚点钱不容易
00:44:14这钱你拿回去
00:44:15留着将来娶媳妇用
00:44:19这送出去的钱
00:44:20泼出去的水
00:44:21哪有收回来的道理啊
00:44:23再说了
00:44:24杨老师能做
00:44:25我为什么不可以啊
00:44:26看杨老师舍己为人
00:44:28我很心疼的
00:44:30他
00:44:31他说心疼我
00:44:33这些钱
00:44:34足够那些苦孩子
00:44:35撑过半年了
00:44:36这让杨老师下半年
00:44:37也能好过一些
00:44:38这是我唯一能为杨老师做的了
00:44:40这是我唯一能为杨老师做的了
00:44:42有个孩子生病了
00:44:45需要做手术
00:44:46急需要用钱
00:44:47这样
00:44:48这钱
00:44:49就当是我问你借的
00:44:50以后我每个月都存一笔钱
00:44:52直到存够八万块为止
00:44:54等到时候你年纪到了
00:44:56就把这钱拿出来娶媳妇
00:44:57杨老师
00:44:58这钱你就不必还了
00:45:00就当我替老张人提前交了彩礼钱
00:45:02不够我在家
00:45:03张帝
00:45:04你别胡说
00:45:05我跟你说过很多次了
00:45:07不许跟我开玩笑
00:45:09好
00:45:10我以后再也不会跟杨老师开玩笑了
00:45:13钱的事情说完了
00:45:15电动车呢
00:45:16怎么回事
00:45:17我张帝送人礼物
00:45:19何须向他人解释啊
00:45:20如果你非要一个解释的话
00:45:22我只能说啊
00:45:23你天天骑你那个小破天驢子
00:45:25丢我的脸
00:45:26所以我只能送你
00:45:27恭喜宿主获得二十点负面情绪值
00:45:31你给我正经一点
00:45:33我没有跟你开玩笑
00:45:34我再说一件很严肃的事情
00:45:36我没有开玩笑
00:45:40你总把别人的深情当玩笑
00:45:42真是个无药可救的女人
00:45:44女人
00:45:46告诉你
00:45:47我张帝看着你
00:45:48就算他不喜欢
00:45:50那我
00:45:51就换一个
00:45:53换一个
00:46:03哎 小哥来了
00:46:04钱叔啊 我东西都找好了
00:46:06你看我这黑眼圈
00:46:08昨天忙了一宿没睡
00:46:10你沈子一早上就来帮我
00:46:12结果就找了十个加特铃和子弹
00:46:15这些你先拿走
00:46:16明天下午再来拿火箭炮好炮弹
00:46:19钱叔 沈子 你们辛苦了啊
00:46:22应该的应该的
00:46:24这钱呢
00:46:25算是给你们额外的辛苦费
00:46:27你这孩子
00:46:30好好好
00:46:31那我先走了
00:46:34明天再来啊
00:46:35行行行
00:46:36行行
00:46:39老爷子
00:46:40姜特琳我给你烧过去了
00:46:42你悠着点用
00:46:43这姜特琳到底在考什么苦
00:46:45他不会有什么神经病吧
00:46:47学长是傻子嘛
00:46:49让我考察一个神经病
00:46:51这药店能进入我们的教局
00:46:59这烧加特铃消耗这么大
00:47:01明天烧火箭筒可得优质点了
00:47:03明天烧火箭筒可得优质点了
00:47:04明天烧火箭筒可得优质点了
00:47:10明天烧火箭筒可得优质点了
00:47:12宝贝
00:47:13我们去附近最近的药店
00:47:16走啦
00:47:18我去
00:47:19现在这电动车这么具有科技感
00:47:21自动驾驶
00:47:22自动驾驶
00:47:23自动驾驶
00:47:34这小逼歹的日本人还没死呢
00:47:37哼哼哼
00:47:39给我弄死他
00:47:40折磨他
00:47:41不愧是我孙子
00:47:50这加特铃的威力
00:47:52他懂我
00:47:53加特铃
00:47:55此物如此精密
00:47:57威力巨大
00:47:58简直是跳脱天弓
00:48:00此物威力虽然是战场上的力气
00:48:04可惜子弹少了点
00:48:07改名我再拖点梦
00:48:09让他再烧点子弹过来
00:48:10再随便烧点飞机大炮
00:48:12火箭筒
00:48:13大帅啊
00:48:14你也得考虑少主的身体啊
00:48:17这么多的好东西
00:48:18怕他也是遭不住啊
00:48:20说得有道理
00:48:21这次烧了这么多好玩意儿
00:48:24看来他在人间有所奇遇
00:48:26看来计划得提前了
00:48:28让他早点回到地府
00:48:30还人间一个太平
00:48:31剑
00:48:34剑
00:48:36参见君府大人
00:48:42你手上还有多少鬼柴令牌呀
00:48:47回君府大人
00:48:49我手上还有二十三枚
00:48:54I'll join you for some more.
00:48:56I'll join you for 56.
00:48:58You...
00:48:59to bring the girls' band.
00:49:02Let's join the girls' band.
00:49:04And then go to the other one.
00:49:07And then go to the other of the legal department.
00:49:11Oh...
00:49:13I was gonna come back into the girls' band.
00:49:17That's what you're at.
00:49:19You're at your side.
00:49:20You're at your side.
00:49:22Just you, you're a little bit like this.
00:49:25You can't help me with my help.
00:49:27You can go ahead and go to the任務.
00:49:32You can't go away.
00:49:33What are you doing?
00:49:34What are you doing?
00:49:35What are you doing?
00:49:39What are you doing?
00:49:40This is what I'm doing.
00:49:41I'm going to take care of you.
00:49:46I'm going to kill you.
00:49:48I'm going to kill you.
00:49:50I'm going to kill you.
00:49:52Keep going.
00:49:54I'm coming.
00:49:56I'm coming.
00:49:58Tell me.
00:50:00I'm going to kill you.
00:50:02Dirty sexy, dirty, dirty, dirty, sexy, dirty.
00:50:32我要發芽,我要快樂的時候忘記它。
00:51:02姐姐,你做飯真是越來越好吃了。
00:51:12你少在這夠瓶子,我腿都瘋成這樣了,你也不說幫忙幫我刷個碗。
00:51:17姐姐,我來你這裡就是為了偷懶的,不然我就不來了。
00:51:25你剛才還說是因為想我才來的,這會你別怪了。
00:51:29姐,不要在意這麼多細節嘛。
00:51:32在家裡媽都不讓我打遊戲,只好來你這兒啦。
00:51:36行行行,去吧。
00:51:40好,去玩吧。
00:51:50提鵬,到時間了,我還有事,下次再為你玩。
00:51:56好的。
00:51:59請夢,我經常拿吃這麼多的時間陪你打王者,打吃雞下午子琴。
00:52:03你知不知道這意味著什麼?
00:52:07張蒂這大豬帖子,難道要對我表白了嗎?
00:52:11嗯。
00:52:12快說,快說意味著你喜歡我,然後我就勉為其難地答應當你的女朋友。
00:52:18總玩吃雞,這意味著。
00:52:21我是真的喜歡玩遊戲啊。
00:52:24嗯。
00:52:29張蒂,你這個大豬蹄子,我再也不跟你說話了,我以後再也不理你了。
00:52:34恭喜宿主獲得五十點負面情緒值。
00:52:37哼。
00:52:38這嘴上說著不理我,最後還不是屁電屁電的來找我。
00:52:42等過了這個假期,就找個機會表白吧。
00:52:45這暑假是個談戀愛的好季節啊。
00:52:48唉。
00:52:49還假的?
00:52:51琴師?
00:52:52真是多想找我報仇啊。
00:52:54哼。
00:52:55既然如此,那好吧,成全你。
00:53:02嗯。
00:53:03林月娇,我求求你,你不要再加我好友了。
00:53:08我不是給你錢打胎了嗎?
00:53:10我還給了你兩萬塊的營養費啊。
00:53:13你還要糾纏我到什麼時候啊?
00:53:16沒想到,張帝這個傢伙居然是個渣男。
00:53:19林月娇,我求求你,你不要再添加我好友了。
00:53:24我不是給你錢打胎了嗎?
00:53:26我還給了你兩萬的營養費。
00:53:28你還要糾纏我到什麼時候啊?
00:53:30沒想到,張帝這個傢伙居然是個渣男。
00:53:33林月娇,應該是個受害者。
00:53:36你都懷孕六個月了。
00:53:38我求你了,不要再折騰了。
00:53:40我王超勇自認為對得起你。
00:53:42我對你已經仁至義盡了。
00:53:44王超勇?
00:53:46不是張帝嗎?
00:53:47哦,我明白了。
00:53:49張帝原來叫王超勇。
00:53:51平時在外招搖撞騙,所以才起了個張帝的名字。
00:53:54超勇,我都已經懷孕六個月了。
00:53:59我求你不要拋棄我好不好?
00:54:01我們一起把孩子撫養長大好不好?
00:54:04反正我已經給過你錢打胎了。
00:54:08你不打胎怨不得我。
00:54:10這個孩子,你願意生就生下來。
00:54:12反正我不要,你自己看著辦吧。
00:54:14以後別來煩我了。
00:54:16我都知道了。
00:54:22竟然把我拉黑了。
00:54:24好你個王超勇。
00:54:26好不容易抓到了你的黑量。
00:54:28你別想這麼容易糊弄過去。
00:54:30喂,老孫。
00:54:35我信你今天晚上之內把王超勇的地址給我找出來。
00:54:39王超勇就是張帝。
00:54:41張帝就是他的假名字。
00:54:43他的真名字叫王超勇。
00:54:45指甘帝。
00:54:47指甘帝其實你不打氣還沒什麼?
00:54:48不可以打氣還沒什麼?
00:54:53你不打氣嗎?
00:55:02你不打氣嗎?
00:55:03你不打氣嗎?
00:55:04你不打氣嗎?
00:55:05他才是豬心。
00:55:06你不打氣嗎?
00:55:07我可以打氣嗎?
00:55:08他就會打氣嗎?
00:55:09他就打氣嗎?
00:55:12他就打氣嗎?
00:55:13他沒辦法了。
00:55:14I feel it's weird
00:55:15but it's too fast
00:55:16and it's too fast
00:55:17Why are you driving on the road?
00:55:19It's not a car accident
00:55:21It's not a car accident
00:55:22It's a car accident
00:55:25Sorry
00:55:26I'm not mistaken
00:55:27I'm going to go
00:55:33What's going on?
00:55:35It's a car accident
00:55:36It's a car accident
00:55:37It's a car accident
00:55:41You're listening
00:55:43I'm going out For a reason
00:55:44I didn't mean and even worse
00:55:45Bye
00:55:46It's going back to bad
00:55:48L маг
00:55:50Body
00:55:51R
00:55:53FEMALE
00:56:00I want a car accident
00:56:02The people
00:56:03I can't drive
00:56:04It's going around
00:56:05There you go
00:56:06What were you showing on?
00:56:08I saw the car accident
00:56:09That's a car accident
00:56:10Ahh
00:56:13I don't want to give up.
00:56:15I don't want to give up.
00:56:17I don't want to give up.
00:56:19I don't want to give up.
00:56:21Let's go!
00:56:32You're not here.
00:56:34I know you've been here for a couple of days.
00:56:37So I'm always waiting for you.
00:56:40You can take your house to my house.
00:56:43You can call me.
00:56:45I'm going to call you.
00:56:47You're looking for my house?
00:56:48You're not here for me.
00:56:50I'm here for you.
00:56:52I'm here for you.
00:56:54You're not here for me.
00:56:57You're not here for me.
00:56:59It's not here for me.
00:57:01It's because of the white man.
00:57:03This white man is a female.
00:57:05I'm telling you.
00:57:07This man is a man.
00:57:10He's not here for me.
00:57:12He's not here for me.
00:57:14So I'm here for you.
00:57:16I'm here for you.
00:57:17I'm here for you.
00:57:18I'm paying a lot of money.
00:57:20I'm paying a lot of money.
00:57:22This is a regular handkerchief.
00:57:24You're not here for me.
00:57:26You're like an impressive man.
00:57:27I could do it.
00:57:28You're an amazing man.
00:57:29It's looking for me.
00:57:30I'm going to use the good morning.
00:57:31This is a regular handkerchief.
00:57:32This is your art teacher.
00:57:34I'm going to tell you.
00:57:36You have to use it.
00:57:37You're going to show it.
00:57:38You just go to it.
00:57:39I'm going to move.
00:57:40How am I?
00:57:41Can you?
00:57:42You're going to.
00:57:43Let's go.
00:57:44嘿嘿
00:57:46就是这家
00:57:52怎么了 谁啊
00:57:57我来
00:58:00这小子终于来了
00:58:02虽然这家人都在不太方便
00:58:05但把他们都杀了
00:58:07老子也能以真谛的身份继续活着
00:58:11范兄好 我们是来修空调的
00:58:19那个 嫂子在家吗
00:58:22恭喜宿主 获得二十点负面情绪值
00:58:26永高
00:58:27是谁啊
00:58:28快 藏起来
00:58:30大半夜的 来修空调 进来吧
00:58:33对了 你们修空调的功绩呢
00:58:38呵呵 嘿嘿
00:58:41在这儿呢
00:58:48、 jours陋
00:58:51少大别怕别怕
00:58:54他们打爸爸 奶奶放开我
00:58:58大小
00:58:59I want to help my father fight him.
00:59:05He is not a father, he is not a father.
00:59:10Why is he not my father?
00:59:13I am not a father.
00:59:17He is not a father.
00:59:20At least he is in the body of his body.
00:59:24He is not a father.
00:59:28I can't understand now.
00:59:32I agree.
00:59:34Go ahead.
00:59:37Go ahead.
00:59:40See you.
00:59:42No problem.
00:59:45Are you going to die?
00:59:48I'm going to die.
00:59:49They are all here.
00:59:53You are going to die.
00:59:55I'm going to become my own.
01:00:02You two are a hell of a bitch.
01:00:05Wait a minute.
01:00:06What a hell of a bitch.
01:00:07He's not a bitch.
01:00:08He's not a bitch.
01:00:09He's not a bitch.
01:00:10He's a bitch.
01:00:20What a hell of a bitch.
01:00:21You're so dumb.
01:00:22I'm going to die.
01:00:23I'm going to die.
01:00:25You're so dumb.
01:00:26I'm going to die.
01:00:27I'm not.
01:00:28I'm not.
01:00:29You're okay.
01:00:30I'll do it.
01:00:31You're going to go.
01:00:32I'm not going to take you.
01:00:33I'm not going to go.
01:00:34I'm not going to die.
01:00:35You're not going to die.
01:00:37What would you do now come true?
01:00:39Congratulations.
01:00:40She's your 20's quantity of the ego.
01:00:43If you're not going to me,
01:00:44I'm not going to be safe for you.
01:00:48my daughter!
01:00:49my daughter!
01:00:50my daughter!
01:00:51my daughter...
01:00:54了
01:00:58人死不能复生啊 你们都节哀吧
01:01:00节哀 节哀 节哀
01:01:05走吧
01:01:08谢谢啊 谢谢啊
01:01:13慢走啊 拜拜
01:01:14拜拜拜拜
01:01:16哎呦 哥们儿你太牛逼啦
01:01:22我没想到你还是尹七七的高人呢
01:01:26这样 你 学不学打残的
01:01:31要不这样 我给您在腿上当个挂件也行啊
01:01:35我还是喜欢你以前节奥不逊的样子
01:01:37你再这样 咱以后就是陌生人啊
01:01:40一会去哪啊
01:01:43回家
01:01:43Oh my god, what are you going to do with this?
01:01:56It's not going to be filled with it.
01:01:58You can see some of that.
01:02:00No, I'm going to listen to the party.
01:02:13Ehm?
01:02:16Wuhu-uhu-uhu-uhu-uhu?
01:02:17I'm almost sick and sick.
01:02:19Wuhu-uhu!
01:02:20This is a Tesla car
01:02:22It was the old car for me.
01:02:24It's the same.
01:02:27Congratulations,
01:02:30Alright,
01:02:31it's too tight.
01:02:33Bye bye you.
01:02:34金钟哨!
01:02:39大师啊,你是出家人,这是要干嘛呀?四大街空你不能破色界啊?我还是个孩子,不要这样。
01:02:53恭喜宿主,获得二十点负面情绪值!
01:02:57睁开你的眼珠子,陆克家,这是啥?
01:03:02没见过。
01:03:03恭喜宿主,获得二十点负面情绪值!
01:03:07这是彻骨了意儿!
01:03:09你现在此时的感受,跟刚才我被压的时候是一样的!
01:03:16你这个大眼珠子逛逛,你,你跟这指指给我瞅啥?
01:03:22你打第一下咱俩算是扯平了,是我不对,刚才开的太快从你脑关上压过去了,你这第二下,什么意思啊?
01:03:30施主奋你现在是什么感受?
01:03:33你不说就给你打成猪头!
01:03:36嗯?
01:03:39嗯?
01:03:40土驴,我干的老母啊!
01:03:42嗯?
01:03:43恭喜宿主,获得五十点负面情绪值!
01:03:46嗯?
01:03:47嗯?
01:03:48你个小王不堵着竟敢骂我母亲?
01:03:50I'm going to be here to my mother.
01:03:52I'm going to get you to the house of my mother.
01:03:54I'm going to give you a little girl.
01:03:56I'm going to give you a little girl.
01:03:59You're going to take a step.
01:04:00Oh, I'm going to take a step.
01:04:03Oh.
01:04:15This is the magic.
01:04:17The magic is the magic.
01:04:18This is the magic.
01:04:20It was the Jedi king.
01:04:21I didn't see the Jedi like this.
01:04:23That's all.
01:04:24That is what the Jedi king is.
01:04:26I have no idea.
01:04:27I'm sorry.
01:04:28The Jedi is the Jedi.
01:04:29The Jedi is also the first time we're in the渦州.
01:04:32In this time, the Jedi would be the Jedi.
01:04:34No.
01:04:37The Jedi would be the Jedi.
01:04:39It wouldn't be so large.
01:04:41The Jedi would be the Jedi.
01:04:44The Jedi would be the Jedi.
01:04:45The Jedi?
01:04:46The Jedi would be the Jedi.
01:04:47The Jedi would be the Jedi.
01:04:50Don't go for anything with him.
01:04:52Let me bring these people to the Hadi contrast to my brothers.
01:04:58What're you?
01:04:59最痛恨的便是你们这些畜牢!
01:05:02小小沙秘!
01:05:04竟敢冒犯地位!
01:05:07起罪当竹!
01:05:09本官代劳!
01:05:12祈儿告命!
01:05:14You have to kill your mouth.
01:05:19You're not even thinking about it.
01:05:22You have to fight your mouth.
01:05:24You're not even thinking about it.
01:05:26You're not even thinking about it.
01:05:28You're not even thinking about it.
01:05:30Wait.
01:05:32He's playing my game.
01:05:39I'm asking you...
01:05:41The hell神.
01:05:42请问你
01:05:43不不不
01:05:45请问您
01:05:46算了算了
01:05:47我不问了
01:05:48您直接拍死他
01:05:49恭喜宿主
01:05:51获得二十点负面情绪值
01:05:53这
01:05:53小小杀谜
01:05:55交给你出这了
01:05:56我去
01:05:58真的听我的
01:06:00还和我说话这么客气
01:06:01难道爷爷在地府造反成功了
01:06:03我跟这位大师
01:06:05并不太大的恩怨
01:06:07是我肇事逃逸有错在先
01:06:09他给了我一脑瓜子
01:06:10也是理所应当
01:06:11你刚打他一下
01:06:13也算是扯平利脑瓜子
01:06:14这第三次就让我打他吧
01:06:16张帝
01:06:19你记住
01:06:20这世间所有人类都配不了你的歉意
01:06:26那晨走了
01:06:29我误会了
01:06:39阿弥陀佛
01:06:42平层有眼不识泰山
01:06:44施主别往心里去
01:06:46如果施主还生气情况下
01:06:49那就干
01:06:50平层两个大嘴巴的吧
01:06:52哎哟喂
01:06:53你这佛珠
01:06:55从哪买的
01:06:56多少钱给你转让
01:06:57这佛珠只送不卖
01:06:59那你就送给我呗
01:07:01你把这佛珠给我
01:07:02咱们单愿
01:07:02这一笔高香
01:07:03施主
01:07:04这佛珠只送有缘人
01:07:07那怎么算有缘人啊
01:07:09这个很简单
01:07:10只要施主到平城所
01:07:12在的寺院
01:07:13捐个万
01:07:14万吧
01:07:15千万年
01:07:16自然就是有缘人了
01:07:17哼
01:07:18好吧
01:07:19既然你比我还无耻
01:07:21那我可就不客气了啊
01:07:22一同
01:07:24将他的鬼珠转换成情绪值
01:07:26转换成功
01:07:27恭喜宿主
01:07:28获得九千情绪值
01:07:30哦
01:07:31这佛珠竟然这么值钱
01:07:34呀
01:07:36平常的罗汉珠呢
01:07:38妈的我的罗汉珠呢
01:07:40这可是佛珠当年在座下压了三年
01:07:43才进化赶紧的啊
01:07:45恭喜宿主
01:07:46获得六十个正面情绪值
01:07:48你这佛珠不挺多嘛
01:07:51区区一个十八罗汉珠你就不改
01:07:53你这小气
01:07:54可不是嘛
01:07:55那真口门
01:07:57小气宝
01:07:58上次我去庙里
01:07:59还看他有十来串儿来
01:08:01后来我找他要一串
01:08:02他都不给我
01:08:03找各种介绍不给
01:08:04祸改
01:08:05哦呦
01:08:06十几串啊
01:08:07一串这价值九千情绪值
01:08:09这要是多难几串岂不是
01:08:11大师啊
01:08:12这出家人讲究的是四大皆空
01:08:14你不能把这身外之物看得太重
01:08:16生不带来死不带去的
01:08:18还有啊
01:08:19你不能这么随随便便就骂人
01:08:21犹如佛门尊严
01:08:22哼
01:08:22平层只修神不修心
01:08:25一切的戒律在平层看只是摆设
01:08:28平层想干啥就干啥
01:08:30来 小子
01:08:31给我个大嘴巴
01:08:33完后咱俩就两清了
01:08:35以后
01:08:35巧归巧
01:08:37录录录
01:08:37大师啊 您是个高人
01:08:40我是个新手
01:08:41我打您一下子
01:08:42不疼不痒的
01:08:43您看您给我这一脑瓜子打的
01:08:45都快脑子当了
01:08:47算了
01:08:47等我哪天超过你吧
01:08:49我再过来打你吧
01:08:50那行
01:08:51施主
01:08:51以后平层就等您大家光临了
01:08:55诶
01:08:55等等
01:08:56呃
01:08:56你还没把你那个寺庙的地址给我呢
01:08:59我之后要找你复仇
01:09:00你先把地址给我你再走啊
01:09:02啊
01:09:02啊
01:09:03啊
01:09:04哎
01:09:05你小声告诉我
01:09:06我保证不跟他们说
01:09:07啊
01:09:08啊
01:09:09啊
01:09:10啊
01:09:11啊
01:09:12啊
01:09:13啊
01:09:13道长
01:09:14这突驴的地址是哪啊
01:09:15我靠
01:09:16合着我白撒谎
01:09:18这是碰到对手了
01:09:20恭喜宿主获得二十点负面情绪提
01:09:22突驴不是告诉你了吗
01:09:23你还问我来
01:09:25这大师啊
01:09:26他生病了
01:09:27说的不太清楚
01:09:28作为犬离人
01:09:29睡不着
01:09:31他可是九爵寺的得道高层
01:09:34哦
01:09:35九爵寺的
01:09:36大师
01:09:37你刚刚不是说你是黄爵寺的第三代弟子
01:09:40六根和尚吗
01:09:41哈哈哈哈
01:09:42人生在世不要在意这些细节嘛
01:09:45口误
01:09:46谁都会有口误
01:09:48口误
01:09:49嘿嘿嘿
01:09:50你个土虑
01:09:52你不是早就跟黄爵寺断绝关系了嘛
01:09:55我记得你是被中
01:09:57老杂马闭上你的坑
01:10:03嘿嘿
01:10:04小朋友
01:10:05这土虑以前的确是黄爵寺的和尚
01:10:07只不过呀
01:10:08这土虑
01:10:09死此诺用了寺庙里的小火线
01:10:12下闪飘场
01:10:14哎
01:10:15结果被处了个正招
01:10:17哎
01:10:18这现在太偷了
01:10:19九丈死
01:10:20我去
01:10:21这么刺激啊
01:10:22还何止啊
01:10:24那六根和尚
01:10:25根本不是他的法号
01:10:27那六根和尚
01:10:28是他曾经使父的名
01:10:30嘿嘿
01:10:31这土虑太会
01:10:32其实年里很远
01:10:34到现在还几很远
01:10:35你个老大妈可能叭叭叭叭
01:10:38金钟罩
01:10:39嘿嘿
01:10:40检测到可提取神通
01:10:42金刚不坏身
01:10:43提取强化需消耗一百点前序值
01:10:45请问是否提取
01:10:47哎呦
01:10:48不错呦
01:10:49提取
01:10:50金刚不坏身提取强化成功
01:10:53金钟罩提取强化成功
01:10:56有了这神通
01:10:58还知道了黄爵和尚的大本营
01:11:00以后就可以去找得拿佛珠了
01:11:03嘿嘿
01:11:04哥们儿
01:11:06你不走吗
01:11:07我这
01:11:08呃
01:11:09兄弟啊
01:11:10我这敢知道两个妖王级别的妖怪
01:11:11往这边敢来
01:11:12你能跑得快跑得快吧
01:11:14那你呢
01:11:15哎 我坐你这车走呗
01:11:16实在不行给你一笔打车钱
01:11:17谁这病啊 再见
01:11:19老公 等我
01:11:22呃
01:11:23老公
01:11:25今天这是怎么了
01:11:27前有妖神当后台
01:11:28后有两个女妖王
01:11:29和有两个女妖王当老婆
01:11:31我怎么就没这个命啊
01:11:34谁是你老公啊
01:11:35谁是你夫君啊
01:11:36别瞎说我可没承认过啊
01:11:38哎呀 老公
01:11:40你现在不承认
01:11:41早晚有一天会承认的
01:11:42春林满水打斗的痕迹
01:11:44老实交代
01:11:45丢老公干啥了
01:11:46我 没有啊
01:11:47她是我朋友
01:11:48你们别这样
01:11:49朋友
01:11:50我不是说过了吗
01:11:52没事别找我
01:11:53有什么需要我会找你们的
01:11:55找谁
01:11:56你怎么能这样子了
01:11:58你这样子
01:11:59人家真的好伤心呢
01:12:01哎呀 求你们了
01:12:02正常一点吧
01:12:03从哪来的回哪去吧
01:12:04有需要我会找你们的
01:12:05哼
01:12:06哼
01:12:07哼
01:12:08哼
01:12:09哼
01:12:10哼
01:12:11哼
01:12:12哼
01:12:13走 走啊
01:12:17看来就是这里了
01:12:18不过我们来晚了
01:12:20对方已经散了
01:12:21一掌打出这样的掌印
01:12:22看来对方就是要神没错
01:12:24联系一下其他人
01:12:26问问监控查得怎么样
01:12:27好
01:12:31楚军
01:12:32这里没有监控
01:12:33但是路口出看到了几个熟人
01:12:35谁
01:12:36黄爵和尚
01:12:37吴天葵
01:12:38还有那个老道士
01:12:39另外就是张帝
01:12:41黄爵
01:12:42黄爵
01:12:44她们都是夜行者
01:12:45看来张帝也是夜行者
01:12:47既然如此那就别等了
01:12:49派人去查一下张帝的个人资料
01:12:51如果出身没什么问题的话
01:12:53就准备接受她
01:12:54是
01:12:57恭喜宿主获得五十点负面情绪值
01:13:00恭喜宿主获得二十点负面情绪值
01:13:03嗯
01:13:04人在家中躺
01:13:05情绪值从天上来啊
01:13:07这又是哪个好心大姐给我贡献的呀
01:13:09哼
01:13:10不管了睡觉了
01:13:11我操
01:13:12爷爷这大刀挺帅呀
01:13:17闭嘴子
01:13:19闭嘴子
01:13:20闭嘴子
01:13:21哎呦我的妈呀
01:13:22太沉了
01:13:23小叉
01:13:24等下爸拿走
01:13:25嗯
01:13:27哼哼
01:13:28哼哼
01:13:29哼哼
01:13:30哎呀
01:13:31爷爷
01:13:32你怎么又给我偷忙啊
01:13:33我前两天烧了几百万又花了啦
01:13:35那几百万哪够啊
01:13:36爷爷底下千军万马呢
01:13:38不过你烧那几个加特林倒是挺不错的
01:13:40就是子弹少了点
01:13:41哼
01:13:42那改名我多给你烧点呗
01:13:43哎孙子
01:13:44别老烧加特林呢
01:13:45得也整把AK
01:13:46还有大居
01:13:47那么好玩
01:13:48那我给你整把来扶呗
01:13:49哎
01:13:50还帮财呢
01:13:51是不是心理店看多累啊
01:13:53老子整把AK
01:13:54给你龙八来一副
01:13:55我们多打多枪
01:13:56砸一床回一会
01:13:57哎 臭小子
01:13:58怎么和我二爸说话呢
01:14:00没大没小
01:14:01敢在我二爸的面
01:14:03臭老子
01:14:05听着
01:14:06给我二爸多少点
01:14:08火箭筒
01:14:09我二爸工程用的
01:14:11哼
01:14:12没问题啊
01:14:13就为了爷爷一统明鉴的大业
01:14:15别说烧东西
01:14:16就把我烧了也行啊
01:14:17啊 这可是你说的啊
01:14:18蒋来爷等着你
01:14:19把自己烧下来那一天
01:14:21嘿嘿
01:14:22你是我亲爷爷嘛
01:14:24孙子
01:14:25你以为
01:14:27爷爷在明鉴是闹着玩的吗
01:14:29爷爷做这一切都是为了你
01:14:31为了我
01:14:32没错
01:14:33爷爷曾经是地府的泰山府君
01:14:35而你则是
01:14:36是
01:14:38算了
01:14:39现在和你说这些还为时过早
01:14:41不过你记住
01:14:42你早晚也会下来的
01:14:44趁着还有时间
01:14:45都办点正事吧
01:14:46办点正事
01:14:47哎
01:14:48比如
01:14:49在你爱有余力的情况下
01:14:50都烧点飞机大炮火箭筒
01:14:52还有那个
01:14:53坦克
01:14:54还有
01:14:55核武器
01:14:56还有子弹
01:14:57对了
01:14:58那晚我不是给你安排了两个美女妖蒲吗
01:15:00该用的时候你得用一用啊
01:15:01哎呀
01:15:02你这说的不明白
01:15:03哎哎
01:15:04都是老爷们
01:15:05害什么羞啊
01:15:06你要把他们安排上去就是为了伺候你
01:15:08啊
01:15:09这
01:15:10哎
01:15:11别这了
01:15:12我这也是为了你好
01:15:13但你用过他们之后你就会发现
01:15:15对你的灵魂是有帮助的
01:15:17你怎么不早说啊
01:15:18你要早说我早就
01:15:19行了
01:15:20你也该上去了
01:15:21过来
01:15:23呃
01:15:24呃
01:15:27屁屁这个
01:15:28这
01:15:29你电话来了
01:15:30呃
01:15:31哈哈哈哈哈哈
01:15:32啊
01:15:33啊
01:15:34啊
01:15:35啊
01:15:36啊
01:15:37啊
01:15:38啊
01:15:39啊
01:15:40啊
01:15:41啊
01:15:42喂
01:15:43哪位啊
01:15:44我是灵异调查局的处备国
01:15:45我们观察你很久了
01:15:46你有没有兴趣加入我们
01:15:47灵异调查局
01:15:48铁饭吗
01:15:49哦的
01:15:50好行 我考虑一下吧
01:15:51你也别考虑了
01:15:52你有什么条件我们都可以面谈
01:15:53我这就派人过去接你
01:15:54如何
01:15:55这么急吗
01:15:56那我家地址要给你的吧
01:15:57不用
01:15:58我们早就调查过你了
01:15:59哦
01:16:00那你们来的时候
01:16:01轻一点啊
01:16:02别吵到我们家的美女住客了
01:16:04知道了
01:16:05马上就到
01:16:06哼
01:16:09就是你来接我啊
01:16:10这么快啊
01:16:11你等我一下
01:16:12我去换个衣服啊
01:16:13换衣服
01:16:14不必了
01:16:15怎么
01:16:16你们包衣服啊
01:16:17我们不包衣服
01:16:19我们包死你了
01:16:20啊
01:16:21警察到妖怪出破
01:16:22实力鉴定为妖奴
01:16:23速度生还概率为百分之百
01:16:26哼
01:16:27原来你们不是灵异调查局的
01:16:29我是来杀你
01:16:30哼
01:16:31哼
01:16:32哼
01:16:33哼
01:16:34哼
01:16:35哼
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