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Selva’s chaotic day starts with a dream that hints at the issues troubling him.
At home, Charlene learns how to cook from Selva’s mum while secrets, laughter, and life lessons bubble over – proving family, friendship, and love are always deliciously unpredictable.
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At home, Charlene learns how to cook from Selva’s mum while secrets, laughter, and life lessons bubble over – proving family, friendship, and love are always deliciously unpredictable.
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00:00My dad left when I was nine.
00:01Oh my god, that's crazy!
00:03My dad left when I was ten!
00:04Oh my god!
00:07What?
00:10I can't hear you!
00:11Uncle Patrick has a company.
00:13Manufacturing.
00:14We just thought that it would be something that you would be good at.
00:17I love my job, you know?
00:18I see that you really want to help these children.
00:20But at a certain point, you have to start thinking about yourself.
00:23I think this would be a perfect chance for you to show Uncle Patrick
00:26that you're serious about Mary's daughter.
00:30So far, as a teacher, he receives 100 satay steaks every month.
00:37100.
00:38Gary receives 250 satay steaks every month.
00:41In one year, how many more satay steaks will Gary receive?
00:44X equals negative B plus or minus square root.
00:48Chocolate chip cookie.
00:49I'm so hungry.
00:50Okay, use the graph.
00:52Letters.
00:53Write letters.
00:54Spot.
00:54Whitehead spots.
00:55Giraffe.
00:58Yes!
01:00Okay.
01:02Fail.
01:03BZZZZZZßen.
01:05You can come around and play some records later.
01:32so put half cup of dal how much is half cup yeah like is this half cup or just just almost
01:47all like that half of it good and then the shallots okay and then the green chilli green
01:55chili then you put the sesame oil just like one teaspoon of it one teaspoon how do i measure
02:03one teaspoon okay just like that yeah that's fine then you cover it and you cook it for four whistles
02:13wow it whistles this is not an air fryer how long sel doesn't know how to cook it's my fault i
02:19spoiled him do you love to cook it's not love it's necessity his father was just like sel
02:25hopeless in the kitchen yeah all cells ever made me was like instant noodles and a failed ugly
02:30oleo ones his father made exactly the same thing for me yeah oh really i used to be very impressed
02:35those days pasta pizza not common but selva's father he was an international man he introduced
02:41me to music oh you'd never guess what he used to listen to and what he made me listen to elvis
02:47uh think opposite boys to men not that opposite the bangles the bangles
02:54walk like an egyptian
03:00you've never heard of that oh yes that's what i used to listen to you don't know those songs anyway
03:05okay now for the last part put sesame oil into here and there yeah okay
03:11yeah very good why did he leave though your husband i mean selva always says he doesn't know and
03:19you don't really talk about it i'm so sorry if i didn't mean to no it's okay i actually don't know
03:26he left without a reason he had his reasons but i will never know you know men they don't talk about
03:32these things they feel them for a long time i thought that i was not being a dutiful wife even
03:38my mother used to say that to me when she was alive that because you're not a good wife he ran away
03:42and i only realized after a long time that he ran away because he was a coward it had nothing to do
03:48with me yeah you are a queen what is that just means you're giving giving what means you're awesome
03:55oh my god oh my god i would never understand what you people are saying okay
04:09giraffe giraffe
04:12giraffe giraffe
04:40morning
04:42Well, well, well look who finally decided to join us. I'm not allowed to sleep in once
04:47Chill leh! If you're allowed to stay out late with your cousin at a club, I'm allowed to sleep in
04:51I never say cannot, I'm teasing only. Wow club girl, eh wah eh wah eh wah
05:00I'm not allowed to sleep in once. Chill leh! If you're allowed to stay out late with your cousin at a club
05:04I'm allowed to sleep in. I never say cannot, I'm teasing only. Wait
05:08What the? Yeah Rizla, chill out. What?
05:12Yeah I'm just going to sleep in the mirror.
05:14We better rub a bank!
05:16Bang bang into the room!
05:18What? Why?
05:19We have nobody!
05:21Why?
05:21I surrender to have a bo-bo addiction!
05:25Woooooooooooo!
05:27I'm sorry.
05:28Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
05:30Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
05:36Whaaahhh!
05:40look what the cat dragged in your wife learned to make parpukadeel today what really i have not
06:05learned i'm learning that's awesome babe i'm so proud of you had a long day yeah i just i don't know
06:12i really couldn't sleep yeah he was very busy doing what mucking lah
06:16maybe i should quit hey are you oh my god shah oh my god shah stand up stand up stand up oh my god
06:32is she okay oh my god help her help her help her oh my god shah are you okay are you okay you almost
06:44died but why you want to quit what the hell are you okay or not god okay okay i'm better so why
06:54i've just been thinking about it like the hours i put in they're not really justifying the pay that
07:00i'm getting and i'm a dip holder you know it's gonna take a while before i get more pay then
07:05just get a degree or something wait you love teaching babe we agree we could work it out right
07:09i wouldn't want you stopping what i'm doing i'm just thinking about it pragmatically that's all
07:13like i'll find something else that i'm equally passionate about for a while and then i can still
07:20volunteer where is this even coming from shah i'm i'm just brainstorming that's it did my mother talk to
07:27you no no of course not just remember silva not to sell your soul for anything it's what makes you
07:36human human that's right nalapayan but amma will never tell you how to live your life
07:41i'm just weighing my options that's all okay i don't think you should you love your kids
07:47you love some of your kids yeah just not the ones that ambushed me in the middle of class with some
07:55alien language oh like skibbity toilet you're so outdated now it's ballerino cappuccino
08:01you what is all this nonsense we weren't that much better we dabbed hey hey dabbing is cool okay
08:06not much better yeah auntie had the classics okay like work like an egyptian you know the bangles
08:14yeah you told me just now oh yeah you did the dance oh oh yes yes yes of course of course i did
08:20yeah yes what's the bangles just a band i used to like in my younger days yeah you're still young
08:26good lah you anyway i'm going to have a shower and are you okay charlene yes auntie i'm okay
08:35auntie auntie enough okay it's amma yes amma i'm okay thank you and well done for saving her life
08:42thank you for saving my life babe i was terrified yeah i'm so sorry don't be sorry i should be sorry
08:54i scare you until you can't choke
08:57what you dog i almost died yeah yeah yeah yeah you could have died what a shame
09:02you take that back okay okay okay okay hi hey hey i'm taking it back i'm taking it back
09:07i love you i love you i'm sorry okay you're lucky you're cute i really was very scared though
09:14yeah you better i don't want to lose you ever oh babe you're my point it's like without you
09:21what's the point you're my point too i love you i love you too so what's the plan my man
09:29do you want to finish up yeah okay then we can uh clean this up and then after that we can have
09:34some long passionate streets ayya you confirm win la just play you confirm have the two you're
09:41gonna win don't know yet just play pass la i think it's net pause game what you're gonna win pause game
09:50for what what you sell by at home you're ready for what oh damn it i forgot yeah yeah i just come
09:56over 15 minutes yeah okay okay see ya what babe i'm so sorry we have a family dinner tonight with
10:02my parents and net's dad so net's on her way over to get ready then we're all gonna go together
10:06we're all yeah you're invited to i'm so sorry i forgot to tell you why my dad wants you there
10:11so we're gonna make a good impression how could you forget this your dad wants me there like he
10:15said that himself yeah did he say that himself i mean my mom said it'll be good for you to meet
10:20the family and make a good impression then my dad said it was a good idea he said it would be a good
10:24idea he said he didn't mind he said he didn't mind he didn't disagree he didn't disagree fine he
10:29reluctantly granted fine can you just come make a good impression oh i was so looking forward to
10:35staying in so sorry i forgot to tell you do i need to shave can i not let's ask net why is net coming
10:44okay we need to get her la why cannot i never say cannot please are you miss her i don't miss her
10:48y'all got along what even though y'all insult each other most of the time that doesn't mean i
10:51miss her babe you couldn't have dinner with my dad and my uncle net will be a good winged woman
10:57is she still an alcoholic she's not an alcoholic i'm sorry she's a little bit
11:03alcoholic he's not an alcoholic hey i wanted to tell paulie oh my god you lift hello
11:11selfie boo come here
11:14wow oh muah muah
11:22never change selfie you're perfect just the way you are
11:28thanks for coming that i have missed you oh it's real though i have missed you oh for real i've
11:37missed you too oh so can we go in a what yeah yeah you're already inside yeah oh it's bloody hot in
11:46it yeah yeah humidity can i bring this in
11:52oh yeah i know i was being ironically ignorant
12:01sorry i'm just preparing you for tonight
12:13this place is cute intimate studio apartment feels it's uh hdb
12:19not a huge fan of the id that did this though my mom oops sorry it's just not my style but it's cute
12:28minimalist kampong chic right does anyone want a milo water juice no i'm good thanks
12:36babes i have a present for you close your eyes okay hands out open my card where do you have it you
12:46put it down for tab and left it there what but lucky for you and for me i met up with the
12:50bartender the next day to get it for you so you are welcome and thank you for the welcome home drinks
12:55i bloody love you and i bloody miss you and i wish i could pack you up and take you to london with me
13:03how much should i get a bottle or two not much so how you been selby poo yeah yeah i'm good okay
13:14okay i'm saving up for one of these oh you guys are getting an hdb too yeah the bto thing yes bto i
13:21know built to order bitches i still remember most things nipok koropok ewa ewa ewa ewa
13:29very good the singapore river still runs through my veins how much are you paying we got a forum for
13:3554 that's so reasonable 54k no 540 000. hey welcome to singapore yep so nat are you still uh
13:46eating praying loving loving lots of loving so much loving oh wow but i'm teaching yoga these days but
13:55still chasing that break might record an ep soon oh my god that's amazing congrats thank you you know the
14:03sound engineer has worked with lily ellen give us a sample yeah sure if i must okay
14:10okay okay
14:19silence screams
14:21silence screams
14:29and strength. I'm lying deep. Contentioning me.
14:45Wow, that was incredible. Yeah, you are a freaking visionary.
14:51I swear if you were Angmo, you would have gotten your break by now.
14:53Thank you. I've really been experimenting with my sound these days.
14:58Going for like a Dua Lipa meets Ariana Grande meets The Wiggles kind of vibe.
15:04It's a bit experimental, but Lake did my tarot reading in Amsterdam
15:10and she said that this year is gonna be my year.
15:14Wow, congrats. Wow.
15:16Okay, Mr. Judgey, how is inspiring the young minds of tomorrow's generation?
15:23Oh, it's pretty hard this year, you know, with the students.
15:25Their attention spans are all... Babe!
15:28We should get ready. Yeah, we should.
15:29Yeah, let's go. I brought you an actual gift.
15:32Pillow tuck lipstick!
15:34Yay!
15:36Yeah, I know you wanted to try it for so long, right?
15:38I think you were. Yeah, the colour looks so good on you.
15:40The Wiggles?
15:49The Wiggles?
15:50If I asked where I was yesterday, I was with you.
16:05You better talk up-self la.
16:07Now that's tough.
16:08Excuse you!
16:09Sit me down. I'm just joking.
16:11Sel, where are you? We gotta go.
16:29Hey Ned, should I sh-
16:30Woah, you look beautiful.
16:32Aw, thanks babe.
16:34You don't wear makeup too often.
16:35Yeah, I mean I used to. I don't know, I miss it. It's fun.
16:39You look like a smoke show.
16:41Ah, stop it.
16:42You always look like a smoke show.
16:44That's a lie.
16:45I've seen you when the lights come on at 5am, less smoke show, more want to smoke.
16:50Anyway Ned, should I shave?
16:52No, dolls. Your beard is perfection.
16:55Ha!
16:56Arab Spring's perfection.
17:00Do you know what the Arab Spring is?
17:02Yes, like fresh, brown, freshness, melanin rejuvenation.
17:08Okay, I'm gonna go shower then we can go.
17:10Yep.
17:11What have you been doing this whole time?
17:12Hooping!
17:13He's a toilet philosopher. He sits there?
17:15Yeah, I get my best ideas on the toilet.
17:17What ideas?
17:19You know, like things to improve classes and school.
17:22He fantasizes about being head of education and changing the system.
17:26Hot.
17:27Hot.
17:28I know, right?
17:29No, it's not, Shah.
17:30It's not a hot day.
17:34So, I heard he slept outside your parents' house.
17:38How did you know?
17:39My dad told me.
17:40What did he say?
17:41I don't think your dad was too impressed.
17:42Ayah, whatever.
17:43My dad will always be my dad.
17:45At least my mum likes him.
17:46Yeah, they talk about you guys like you're from different planets.
17:48Yeah, like are we not both just Singaporeans?
17:50Okay, well, you are an IJ girl.
17:52Who does it have to do with anything?
17:53You guys should move to London.
17:55Get away from family, all this stress and anxiety.
17:59Trust me, you feel free.
18:01But this is my home.
18:03Aunties won't stare at you judgmentally on the train.
18:05Okay, you might get a few crazies every now and then on the tube,
18:09but even they won't stare at you judgmentally.
18:11But it's my home.
18:12It's true Selva feels differently.
18:14Selva would never want to leave his mum.
18:16Or Plaza Pratap.
18:17Or Satay Bihun.
18:18Or Feng Sheng Kampong Chicken Rice.
18:20Okay, so it's mainly food that's keeping you here.
18:22There is Bomb Pratap in London, you know.
18:24I'm sure.
18:25But it's not just the food.
18:26It's the air.
18:27The smiles.
18:29The fringe.
18:30The judgment.
18:31It's also the communal shag-ness.
18:33The collective sien-ness.
18:34There's nothing quite like it.
18:36I just think you both would love London.
18:37And more than anything, you'll be away from family.
18:40What makes you think I want to be away from my family?
18:42They're coming around with Selva.
18:44Is that why you forgot about dinner tonight?
18:47I really forgot.
18:48We talked about it that day.
18:49I even said, see you on Sunday.
18:51Kate, it's just that right now, things feel good with Sel and my parents.
18:55But it feels like anything can screw it up.
18:57And I don't want him to screw up anything.
18:58Like, what if he uses chopsticks weirdly and then my dad disapproves of him again?
19:02Can't he just be happy for me?
19:04You know, every meeting feels like a test.
19:06Good luck, girl.
19:08You need it.
19:09Selva is irritating.
19:13But your love is special.
19:15And I'm sure your parents will keep seeing just how special he is.
19:19Who's fancy?
19:20I'm fancy.
19:21Who's fancy?
19:22Who's fancy?
19:23I'm fancy.
19:24Who's fancy?
19:25I'm fancy pants.
19:26Oh my god.
19:27I'm fancy pants.
19:28I am the king of chopstick.
19:31Okay.
19:32Dumplings.
19:33What's up?
19:34Peanuts.
19:35What's up?
19:36Oolong tea.
19:37Oh gosh.
19:38You are my sensei.
19:43You guys are bizarre.
19:47Lower.
19:48Lower.
19:49More respect.
19:50The most respect.
20:08I'm sincere.
20:09I'm sincere.
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