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00:00:00You got me crazy!
00:00:06I got you crazy!
00:00:07That's funny!
00:00:07You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:09If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:22Pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend
00:00:27in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:35This money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:50No one tells you any good news.
00:00:51Get off of it!
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:02I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me!
00:01:07Get off of it!
00:01:08Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:13And tell me that you love me.
00:01:14You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:36Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:05I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen her titties.
00:02:27I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:35I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:42Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:55Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Noah?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:14Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me, and then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:03:23Destiny, is that what happened?
00:03:25That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:27Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:33Why do you even care?
00:03:35She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:03:43Mia, give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:52It's right here.
00:03:53I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:02If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08Open.
00:04:18I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:26Whoa!
00:04:31Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:37All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:40Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:47Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56Emmett!
00:04:56I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:15You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:27All right, um, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back
00:05:43to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told
00:05:52me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're
00:05:59wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what?
00:06:29I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:33You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:37In your dreams.
00:06:43Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times.
00:06:47I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:57Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:02And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:06You two are hooking up?
00:07:11We're not hooking up.
00:07:13Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:15We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:24Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:31Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:40After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:52Oh, did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:18Oh!
00:08:19Oh!
00:08:20Oh!
00:08:22Ow!
00:08:24Noah!
00:08:25Did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me!
00:08:27Oh my God.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noe.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:50Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:57I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:02Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:05And this is my rental too.
00:09:08So, what I say goes.
00:09:10Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:21So you should probably go.
00:09:23I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:28Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:35Jules, look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:52I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:56I don't want your pity check.
00:10:00My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:19What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:23No, no.
00:10:25That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:32I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:50Everything.
00:10:55I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia?
00:11:13Slow down, okay?
00:11:13We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:17What?
00:11:18You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:30I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:19Tell her, Noah.
00:12:20Prove it.
00:12:26I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:29And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:37And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia.
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:45Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:50She really has you by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me.
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:07You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:13You're right.
00:13:17Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:29You're fired.
00:13:38You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:46You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:13:56You're so hot, I love you when you're ticklish.
00:14:04Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:06Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:14:16Noah, you come over here.
00:14:18Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude.
00:14:30It's just a hand job.
00:14:32You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Call him by Lee and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:56What are you doing?
00:15:00Come with me.
00:15:02What the fuck are you?
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:22Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:24Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:30Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:37Okay, fine.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:44You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:46Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:15:53You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:16:01Noah, come out right now.
00:16:06Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:11Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:14Show me what you got.
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:20Hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Now, now, now.
00:16:22Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:42Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:48You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:17:01I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:11Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what?
00:17:14I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:17Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:21I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex date, didn't she?
00:17:25You know what?
00:17:26Let's make a bet.
00:17:28Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:40Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:42Internship will be yours.
00:17:44Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:17:59Emmett, get out.
00:18:04Psst.
00:18:09Did I get my job back?
00:18:10Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:14To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:20You're nuts.
00:18:22I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:28Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:33Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:02But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:07This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:11I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:30All right.
00:19:39Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you with me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59Not having dinner with her.
00:21:01There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:02You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:13At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:18Mia, do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:30I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:39Come on.
00:21:39Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner...
00:21:47is served.
00:21:53Let fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:20Look at Jules's squirm.
00:22:25Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:22:33Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:39Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:43I'm in mode again.
00:23:00I'm in beast mode.
00:23:01I'm on go.
00:23:02Back to troll again.
00:23:03Where I've been?
00:23:03Where I've been?
00:23:03Yeah, she's never known.
00:23:05Shelfy's rolling in.
00:23:06Look at school.
00:23:07Losers gotta go.
00:23:08I'm on tea and again.
00:23:09I can't stop.
00:23:10No, I cannot know.
00:23:12Oops.
00:23:14Spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules.
00:23:18I'm still thirsty.
00:23:19Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:32I have to go.
00:23:41If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off him.
00:23:45Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:58Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:01It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:06You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:10Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:24:14You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:30Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:31I'll take the couch.
00:24:32I'll take the couch.
00:24:40What are you doing here?
00:24:56And where is Noah?
00:25:03Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever.
00:25:10I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:25:14Mia's your best friend.
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:34Oh, pardon me.
00:25:36Yes!
00:25:38Do you like what you see?
00:25:49I do, actually.
00:25:51I do, actually.
00:26:08I do, actually.
00:26:08What are you doing here?
00:26:14Taking a shower.
00:26:18Remember, no donerings.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:30I got some friends coming over.
00:26:33Meet me at the pool.
00:26:47What's with this guy?
00:26:48One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:53Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:11I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:34You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:46Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:56Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew!
00:28:07That's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:13Gosh.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:26Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:32Oh, honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about it.
00:28:48Save it.
00:28:50Proof's right here.
00:28:51And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:02I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:16Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:20They can?
00:29:23I never said that.
00:29:25Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:34Hey, I made good money for these.
00:29:38Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
00:29:42Really?
00:29:43Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:01Mitch!
00:30:16Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:18You guys just so hot.
00:30:32Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:40Noah.
00:30:45Noah.
00:30:47Yo!
00:30:59Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:31:02No, no, no way, dude.
00:31:04Like, I'm just gonna distract myself,
00:31:06screw around a little bit,
00:31:08snow come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:17You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:20Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear you hooked up!
00:31:29Fuck!
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Emmett, stop!
00:31:34Fuck you, dude!
00:31:35Stop!
00:31:40Did you post this?
00:31:47I-I-I don't know-
00:31:48Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:31:49What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:31:50How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:31:52Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just
00:31:54had sex.
00:31:55You know what?
00:31:56Everyone was right about you.
00:31:57You know what?
00:31:58Everyone was right about you.
00:31:59I don't know.
00:32:00I don't know.
00:32:01I don't know.
00:32:02I don't know.
00:32:03I don't know.
00:32:04I don't know.
00:32:05I don't know.
00:32:06I don't know.
00:32:07I don't know.
00:32:08I don't know.
00:32:09I don't know.
00:32:10I don't know.
00:32:11I don't know.
00:32:12I don't know.
00:32:13I don't know.
00:32:14I don't know.
00:32:15I don't know.
00:32:16I don't know.
00:32:17I don't know.
00:32:18I don't know.
00:32:19I don't know.
00:32:20I don't know.
00:32:21I don't know.
00:32:22I don't know.
00:32:23I don't know.
00:32:24I don't know.
00:32:25You know what?
00:32:26Everyone was right about you.
00:32:28You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:31Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:33Lose my number.
00:32:34I never want to see you again.
00:32:35Fine.
00:32:36Feelings mutual.
00:32:37Great.
00:32:38You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:33:02Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:09Help!
00:33:10Help!
00:33:11Help!
00:33:12Help!
00:33:13Help!
00:33:14Help!
00:33:15Help!
00:33:16Help!
00:33:17Help!
00:33:18Help!
00:33:19You...
00:33:20Saved me?
00:33:21Help!
00:33:22Help!
00:33:23Help!
00:33:24Help!
00:33:25Help!
00:33:26Help!
00:33:27Help!
00:33:28Help!
00:33:29Help!
00:33:30Help!
00:33:31Help!
00:33:32Help!
00:33:33That feels better.
00:33:34Doesn't it?
00:33:35And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:40Emmett.
00:33:41Don't even think about it.
00:33:42Go on, Jules.
00:33:43Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:44Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:45We have to talk.
00:33:46Emmett.
00:33:47Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:49One step closer to making her lie.
00:33:52Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:33:53I can explain everything.
00:33:54Good.
00:33:55Explain.
00:33:56Now.
00:33:57Explain.
00:33:58Now.
00:33:59Yeah.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:01I can explain.
00:34:02Yeah.
00:34:03Shit.
00:34:04Yeah.
00:34:05Well, I can't.
00:34:06Yeah.
00:34:07All right.
00:34:08You know what to do?
00:34:09We can't.
00:34:10We can't.
00:34:11Do we?
00:34:12We can't.
00:34:13You guys.
00:34:14I know you.
00:34:15I don't care.
00:34:16You're not.
00:34:17You're not.
00:34:18That's fucking funny.
00:34:19You're not.
00:34:20No.
00:34:22you know how do you know that takes one to know one remember don't tell anybody about this okay
00:34:33i'm not some dirty little secret i never said that okay
00:34:52you know once we make this official i'm going to post this everywhere
00:34:59that way everyone can see it but for right now
00:35:03it's party time
00:35:06oh mg i finally hooked up with noah
00:35:15i wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth
00:35:20how could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate
00:35:23you don't know him like i do if you saw him naked you'd understand
00:35:28ew spare me the visual i thought you hated that guy
00:35:33noah is arrogant cocky and probably needs to be in therapy
00:35:37he and emmet are the perfect matches roommates
00:35:39but i like him more than i ever liked emmet more than i ever liked anyone
00:35:45the rest of the texts were all things that mia said to me
00:35:51except for the one about you
00:35:53i called you arrogant and cocky
00:35:55that's true
00:35:56right before i told her i have feelings for you
00:36:04is that true
00:36:14it's true
00:36:18i liked you
00:36:20jules how am i supposed to trust you
00:36:23i mean really
00:36:25all right
00:36:27i need to see the texts from your phone
00:36:29so that way i can know that they're legit
00:36:32maybe if i show noah the texts he'll finally believe me
00:36:36i guess you can't
00:36:40there's no way for me to prove it
00:36:43i know it was a really long time ago
00:36:51but when i really think about it
00:36:53i really liked you jules
00:36:55i really did
00:36:57i give those two until the end of today
00:37:03to what bone
00:37:05they're just doing this to make me mad
00:37:09it's like they're obsessed with me
00:37:10i don't think they remember you exist
00:37:14then i'll make them remember
00:37:19okay
00:37:25the rules of the game are simple
00:37:26you take a hit of the vape and pass it around
00:37:29when the smoke stops
00:37:31you kiss whoever bled it to you
00:37:32she's never kissed me like that
00:38:02my turn
00:38:04hmm no smoke
00:38:14looks like we have to kiss
00:38:16rude
00:38:32keep the circle moving
00:38:41if you want to really piss me off
00:38:44kiss me like you mean it
00:38:47get off
00:38:54dude i took her virginity
00:38:57what's a little peck
00:38:58why would you tell everyone that
00:39:02remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed
00:39:04hey jules
00:39:11jules
00:39:12you're a pig
00:39:13hey emmet is lying okay
00:39:14he's lying
00:39:15i knew that you guys were hooking up
00:39:17all right
00:39:18but that was well before i had feelings for you
00:39:19you have feelings for me
00:39:23you have feelings for me
00:39:34yes jules i have feelings for you
00:39:36you do
00:39:37yeah i have all the feelings
00:39:40confusion frustration
00:39:42blind rage
00:39:43for a tip
00:39:44yeah but you know what sometimes jules
00:39:46sometimes you make me really happy
00:39:48look i know
00:39:50that you're hurt
00:39:51i broke your trust
00:39:53and when that video was leaked
00:39:55my trust was broken too
00:39:56what do you mean
00:40:04i mean i trusted you and you let me down
00:40:06and now i'm saying i would do anything
00:40:08to try again
00:40:09do you want to get back together
00:40:12you said no feelings
00:40:15yeah you're right
00:40:18so tell me you want to be with me
00:40:21tell me you want to break the rules
00:40:23and end the contract
00:40:24tell me you want to do this for real
00:40:25tell me that you want to give up
00:40:27the money
00:40:28well looks like our favorite couple
00:40:37survived the ring of fire
00:40:38ew
00:40:39why is he so obsessed with her
00:40:41doesn't he know that she's poor
00:40:43i didn't know she was poor
00:40:45mhm
00:40:46her parents lost all their money
00:40:49after her dad died of cancer
00:40:50and the only reason why i know that
00:40:53is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:54that her mother still owes money to
00:40:56maybe we should take jules shopping
00:40:58so she can forget she's poor
00:41:00spending money always makes me feel better
00:41:02yes yes that's a great idea
00:41:04you should go do that right now
00:41:05yes
00:41:06it's not that easy
00:41:14stop avoiding the question
00:41:16i'm not avoiding it
00:41:17look
00:41:18if i don't get the money
00:41:20i'll lose everything
00:41:23what do you mean
00:41:24i mean
00:41:26mia and i want to take you shopping
00:41:28destiny me and jules are talking
00:41:31she was about to answer a very important question
00:41:34i don't want to go shopping with mia
00:41:36but i really don't want to lie to noah
00:41:38and tell him i don't have feelings for him
00:41:40or tell him about my dad and the debt
00:41:42we can talk later
00:41:45i promise
00:41:47the girls go shopping
00:41:59saturdays are for the boys
00:42:01must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me
00:42:06i cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:09once i get jules and the lehman internship
00:42:11dude the lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country
00:42:16it was tailored for sigmas
00:42:18like me
00:42:19the internship is mine
00:42:21believe me me and jules are in this for good
00:42:23or at least until the end of the summer and i have to pay up
00:42:27if it isn't my favorite customer
00:42:38oh that dress you ordered finally came in
00:42:40oh my god it's gorgeous
00:42:45i'm gonna go try this on
00:42:47you ordered the wrong size
00:42:57uh no i used the measurements that you gave me
00:42:59no you didn't that's impossible it doesn't fit
00:43:02maybe the zipper's stuck
00:43:04what are you doing
00:43:06i'm shopping
00:43:08do you not remember me
00:43:10i used to be in here all the time
00:43:12oh she can't afford this place anymore
00:43:15she can only shop at thrift stores
00:43:16but what mia says goes
00:43:19so your money's no good here
00:43:21you know what
00:43:23you're right
00:43:24i have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you
00:43:28that's it
00:43:30you're out
00:43:31oh mr allen
00:43:33excuse me
00:43:34i'm just gonna take out the trash
00:43:36trash
00:43:37yeah
00:43:37that's my girlfriend
00:43:39apparently i'm too poor to even stand in this boutique
00:43:47see this car
00:43:49has no spending limit
00:43:52my girlfriend can get whatever she wants
00:43:54and i would like to try this dress on first
00:43:59no way this is mine
00:44:00oh are you gonna purchase it
00:44:02no not with this janky little zipper
00:44:05great let's try it on jules
00:44:07what do you think
00:44:22noah
00:44:27will you come help zip me up
00:44:30of course
00:44:33you know there's only one problem with this dress
00:44:42is it too expensive
00:44:44no
00:44:45it breaks a no boner rule
00:44:48well
00:44:56aren't you gonna thank me
00:44:58thank you noah
00:45:08you can be pretty sweet sometimes
00:45:12like lipstick on a fucking pig
00:45:16put the dress on my card
00:45:22excuse me
00:45:26um
00:45:26i am missing a very expensive necklace
00:45:31i bet she stole it
00:45:33i would never
00:45:34then dump out your bag and prove it
00:45:37fine
00:45:39whatever mia
00:45:41see
00:45:55told ya
00:45:56i don't know how that got there
00:46:05well she stole it
00:46:07and
00:46:08i believe that
00:46:10five hundred dollars is a felony
00:46:12call the police
00:46:14don't call the police
00:46:16this is all my fault
00:46:18no it's not
00:46:19yes it is
00:46:20i wanted to surprise you
00:46:23so i put the necklace in your purse
00:46:24but i was gonna pay for it once everybody left
00:46:27you can't do this
00:46:29it's a waste of money
00:46:31neither of us want me to win
00:46:33it's worth it trust me
00:46:35i think you look beautiful in that dress
00:46:37put the necklace on my card as well
00:46:40please and thank you
00:46:41there he is
00:46:55jules is looking pretty
00:46:57hot tonight
00:46:59yeah jules looks hot every night
00:47:01well enjoy it while it lasts
00:47:02because after tonight
00:47:03i'll have a little slut begging for me
00:47:05watch your mouth
00:47:11don't talk about jules like that
00:47:13okay dude
00:47:15jules was mine first
00:47:17i dumped her
00:47:18okay
00:47:18it's a matter of time before she comes running back to me
00:47:22jules broke up with you
00:47:23so she could be with me
00:47:24okay
00:47:26alright
00:47:27let's add some heat to our bet
00:47:29yeah
00:47:30i get jules's panties off
00:47:33by the end of tonight
00:47:34you hand over the lehman internship
00:47:35and never come back to the summer house
00:47:37hmm
00:47:38fine
00:47:38and when you don't hook up with jules
00:47:40i want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer okay
00:47:42i don't even want you looking at her
00:47:44deal
00:47:46you better not make me go into that club alone
00:47:53jules you are looking so hot in that dress
00:47:56eat shit
00:48:04hey
00:48:05don't leave my side the rest of the night okay
00:48:08enjoy it while it lasts noah
00:48:11because i'm not letting jules leave tonight
00:48:14unless it's with me
00:48:15hey
00:48:25where did destiny and mia go
00:48:32uh i don't know
00:48:33uh i don't know jules
00:48:34you uh you didn't answer my question
00:48:37about what
00:48:38the music in here
00:48:40because i think it sucks
00:48:42jules
00:48:43tell me that you want to be with me
00:48:46for real
00:48:47no contracts and no money
00:48:49i mean it
00:48:50i need jules to come with me
00:48:54uh destiny
00:48:55we're right in the middle of something
00:48:56like i care
00:48:57i need jules to come backstage with me
00:48:59i'm sorry
00:49:02we'll talk about it later
00:49:04you're okay
00:49:04have fun
00:49:06here
00:49:07put this on
00:49:09i entered us into a lap dancing competition
00:49:12you're crazy
00:49:18well if you're too afraid
00:49:20you can just back out now
00:49:22you're on
00:49:27follow me
00:49:34let the show begin
00:49:40you think you're hot shit
00:49:52well it's time for you to prove it
00:49:55everyone in the club get hot and heavy
00:49:59tonight is electric lounge's lap dance competition
00:50:04the rules are simple
00:50:08each one of these smoke shows
00:50:10will give one lucky man a lap dance
00:50:13and you get to vote on who is hotter
00:50:16come on
00:50:17come on
00:50:33come on
00:50:36Yeah, come on, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back.
00:50:44I'm that good, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world, to give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls.
00:50:51Now where you're weighing on me, it's just a great thing, I'm right, come back.
00:50:57I'm that good, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world, to give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls.
00:51:04No, it ain't no me, it ain't no me
00:51:08We're ready for your comeback tonight
00:51:11It ain't no me, it ain't no me
00:51:13Top that
00:51:18Top that
00:51:34Top that
00:52:04Top that
00:52:11You're the most beautiful girl here
00:52:12Show them all
00:52:14Chase that high
00:52:17But I won't be around where you
00:52:21Cry
00:52:23Cry
00:52:25The tears on your face
00:52:29Are falling in vain when you cry
00:52:33The same moment stinks
00:52:37I left you in the middle of the night
00:52:42Yo, Jason!
00:52:48Dude, I need the Lady Killer special
00:52:50Now!
00:52:51Now!
00:52:51Now!
00:52:51I got you
00:52:54And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:53:03And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:53:10Mia!
00:53:12Woo!
00:53:13As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:21I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public for free
00:53:26Jules!
00:53:27Wait!
00:53:28Jules, wait!
00:53:31You look upset
00:53:37What are you, my therapist?
00:53:40Fuck off!
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:53:45Jules, I have something that can make you feel better
00:53:51What is that?
00:53:56Oh, you got time?
00:53:57Come on, Jules
00:53:59You want to have some fun?
00:54:01No, thanks
00:54:05Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:54:09Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:54:15Better play along
00:54:16Bottoms up
00:54:27Cheers
00:54:30All right
00:54:32Turn that shit around so you can grind on me
00:54:35Come on
00:54:35I'm going to go change
00:54:37Destiny
00:54:41Have you seen Jules?
00:54:44I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:54:45Emmett was with her
00:54:49That little shit
00:54:56Don't move
00:55:03What do you think you're doing?
00:55:05Stop denying yourself, Jules
00:55:07You both know you want this
00:55:09Be gentle
00:55:11Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:13Back off
00:55:16Relax, baby
00:55:17Let that eat kick in
00:55:18You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21Oh
00:55:22I was going to fuck you anyways
00:55:24Let go of me
00:55:25This is just going to take a minute
00:55:30Emmett
00:55:31Let go and we can pretend like this never happened
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you
00:55:36Jules?
00:55:38Jules, are you in there?
00:55:39Noah!
00:55:40Help me
00:55:41Noah!
00:55:42Help me
00:55:43Emmett
00:55:45Get off of her
00:55:46You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:55:50What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:51Emmett
00:55:52She doesn't want you
00:55:53What are you doing?
00:55:54She wants me so bad, dude
00:55:55Even if she won't say so
00:55:57Emmett
00:55:59Emmett
00:56:00She doesn't want you
00:56:01What are you doing?
00:56:02She wants me so bad, dude
00:56:04Even if she won't say so
00:56:06Dude, I thought we were friends
00:56:13I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:56:15Wait, stop!
00:56:19This asshole isn't worth it
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it
00:56:27You look like shit
00:56:46Jules just kicked my ass
00:56:48All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:56:50Hey!
00:56:52Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:56:56Mia, stop
00:57:01This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic
00:57:06Emmett just tried to assault me
00:57:08Be so fucking for real
00:57:09Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:57:11You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:57:16And you know what?
00:57:19He's coming back to the house with me
00:57:21Tonight
00:57:22Mia, sit down
00:57:25Emmett
00:57:27If you ever come near the summer house again
00:57:29I will kill you
00:57:31Wait, Noah, let's go
00:57:33Let's go
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:57:41Thank you for getting me out of there
00:57:51Ow
00:57:52You're hurt
00:57:54Let me help you
00:57:56I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:58:10I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:58:14I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:58:27Really
00:58:28I didn't take them
00:58:29You didn't take them
00:58:31You didn't take the pills?
00:58:37You know, I got something better than E
00:58:39It's twice as fun
00:58:41And I've been saving it just for you
00:58:43Just for you
00:58:52What are you trying to give me?
00:58:58Rocky Road
00:59:01Ow
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream
00:59:03This is how you repay me?
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole
00:59:11No
00:59:12You're the king of assholes
00:59:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes
00:59:20But whatever
00:59:27I gotta show you something
00:59:38I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:59:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:59:50It worked
01:00:08I've wanted you awesome
01:00:09Stop waiting
01:00:11Mom
01:00:12I need you
01:00:14Now
01:00:15Mom
01:00:16Mom
01:00:17Mom
01:00:18Mom
01:00:19Mom
01:00:20Mom
01:00:31Mom
01:00:32Mom
01:00:32Mom
01:00:33Mom
01:00:34Mom
01:00:34What if somebody sees?
01:00:36Everybody's at the club
01:00:39I'm taking you upstairs
01:00:41Mom
01:00:42Mom
01:00:42Mom
01:00:42Mom
01:00:45Mom
01:00:45Mom
01:00:46Mom
01:00:47Mom
01:00:47Mom
01:00:48Mom
01:00:49Mom
01:00:50Mom
01:00:50Mom
01:00:50So
01:00:50Mom
01:00:50Hi, this is Alan, it's Mia.
01:01:19Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:21Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon,
01:01:25and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:29Okay, bye.
01:01:44Hey, sleepy mom.
01:01:46What are you doing up so early?
01:01:49I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round.
01:01:54Hey, can you knock?
01:01:55Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up!
01:01:59Get up!
01:02:00Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:01Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:03It's worse than a fire!
01:02:07Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:10You're fucking with me.
01:02:17What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:20And the mess.
01:02:21And you.
01:02:22What about me?
01:02:23She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:02:24But, like, in a bad way.
01:02:25Look, my mom knows about the sex tape,
01:02:27and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:29I need to get out of here.
01:02:31I'll hide Jules.
01:02:32I'll distract Mom.
01:02:36Yo, Jason.
01:02:37I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:38Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:48Got it.
01:02:49Get your brother.
01:02:59Now.
01:03:07Mommy!
01:03:08Wait!
01:03:09Noah!
01:03:10Uh...
01:03:15My baby boy!
01:03:16Mom!
01:03:17Hi!
01:03:18Mom!
01:03:19I, uh, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:03:22Mia called and said she needed the family ring...
01:03:25to propose!
01:03:31Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:41I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:44Oh.
01:03:45She just left.
01:03:48I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:54What is that slut doing here?
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:04:01Get out of this house.
01:04:02Mom.
01:04:03Noah.
01:04:04A little help?
01:04:05Uh, Mom.
01:04:06Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:11For the summer.
01:04:13Uh, yes!
01:04:14It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:19Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:24Lisa!
01:04:25My second mommy!
01:04:26Mwah!
01:04:27Mwah!
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans!
01:04:30Ha!
01:04:31Oh, yes we do.
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:36I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:44Please?
01:04:55My head hurts.
01:04:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:59Yeah.
01:05:00I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:08She's prepared.
01:05:09Water.
01:05:10Water.
01:05:11Water.
01:05:12Water.
01:05:13I need water.
01:05:14Jules?
01:05:15What did you give my mom?
01:05:16Aspirin.
01:05:17Aspirin?
01:05:18Woo!
01:05:19It's so hot here.
01:05:21Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:24Oh, no.
01:05:25Woo!
01:05:26Hey!
01:05:27I have an idea.
01:05:28Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:31I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:32Rawr!
01:05:33No, that's enough.
01:05:34I've got to talk to you.
01:05:35Let's go.
01:05:36Woo!
01:05:37Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:38Your mom took the drive.
01:05:39Uh-huh.
01:05:40Oh, no.
01:05:41Oh, no.
01:05:42Oh, no.
01:05:43Oh, no.
01:05:44Oh, no.
01:05:45Oh, no.
01:05:46Oh, no.
01:05:47Oh, no.
01:05:48Oh, no.
01:05:49Oh, no.
01:05:50Oh, no.
01:05:51Oh, no.
01:05:52Oh, no.
01:05:53Oh, no.
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:57No way.
01:05:58You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't give them.
01:06:00She found them.
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:02Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:05She hates you already.
01:06:06What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:10Where did she go?
01:06:12Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:28No way.
01:06:29It feels so good.
01:06:31Oh, wait.
01:06:32No.
01:06:33Oh, wait.
01:06:34No.
01:06:35Help.
01:06:36I'm drowning.
01:06:37Mia, save me.
01:06:38Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:39I'm not going in there.
01:06:40Help.
01:06:41Help!
01:06:42Help!
01:06:43Help!
01:06:44Help!
01:06:51You saved me!
01:07:07Will you save me?
01:07:13Here, I brought you some tea.
01:07:21I was wrong about you.
01:07:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:28Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:38I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:40Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:53I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:56No feelings, remember?
01:08:04I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:08I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
01:08:14I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:18When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:22If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:28So it was really always just about the money?
01:08:31Really?
01:08:33When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:08:36But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:39I want to give you the money.
01:08:48Come with me.
01:08:53I want to give you the money.
01:08:56Not as your boss.
01:08:58As your boyfriend.
01:08:59It feels I want to give you everything.
01:09:04I don't know what to say.
01:09:08Just let me take care of you.
01:09:16And tell me that you love me.
01:09:17I don't think I can say it.
01:09:26Let me take care of you.
01:09:28It's the least you can do.
01:09:32Fine.
01:09:34You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:39I know you do.
01:09:41Good morning, everyone.
01:09:46Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:49Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:54I was just leaving.
01:09:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:03After your little sex video was released,
01:10:06at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:11But, after you saved me,
01:10:15all I can say is,
01:10:17welcome to the family.
01:10:24You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:34Adios.
01:10:39Bye, Mom.
01:10:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:47Good luck with that.
01:10:49I don't need luck.
01:10:51I have a really big brain.
01:10:59There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:01What is this?
01:11:06What is this?
01:11:14Ew, what died in here?
01:11:17My manhood.
01:11:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:22Really?
01:11:23I don't like to read.
01:11:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:30They're faking their entire relationship
01:11:32so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:11:36That's cheating.
01:11:38Oh, great. You finally figured it out.
01:11:40Good boy.
01:11:42I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:11:44I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:53I know. I know.
01:11:55But I've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship.
01:11:58What up, lovebirds?
01:12:00Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:03You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:07Who are you?
01:12:09I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:12Mr. Leeman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:12:29Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house set up.
01:12:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:36The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:40I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:47I have enough friends, thanks.
01:12:52Mr. Leeman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:56I'm a high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble,
01:12:59and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:03The next intern for Leeman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:08And I get bored easy.
01:13:13Your interview for Leeman Corp starts now.
01:13:19Interview starts now.
01:13:21Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:24Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:27Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:29That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:32Mm-hmm.
01:13:38That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:42He's a total clown.
01:13:44Andrew Leeman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:48And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:52But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:54Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:06And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:09And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:13The only interview I got was for Leeman Corporation.
01:14:16Jules, I need this internship.
01:14:19And so do you.
01:14:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:27You lied to me.
01:14:28No, I didn't lie to you.
01:14:30I just...
01:14:32I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:34I'm sorry.
01:14:38Everybody!
01:14:40Let's get the party started!
01:14:47Grab your bag.
01:14:50Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:52I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:14:58There's something special about you.
01:15:02You're so...
01:15:04beautiful.
01:15:06Thanks.
01:15:07But I'm taken.
01:15:09I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:11Noah.
01:15:13Tell me.
01:15:15Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:17That'd be me.
01:15:20You're a lucky man.
01:15:21I know.
01:15:26How long is he gonna be here?
01:15:29I'll protect you.
01:15:31And look at here.
01:15:33The happy little couple.
01:15:35From...
01:15:37soulmates to soulmates.
01:15:43Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:15:46Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:48Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:52Yeah.
01:15:53He's finally gonna win our bet.
01:15:55What bet?
01:15:58What bet?
01:16:00I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:06But that's not true.
01:16:08Yeah, it is.
01:16:09I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so...
01:16:13I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:15You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:21I don't wanna hear it.
01:16:23Yeah.
01:16:25I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:27Hmm?
01:16:29I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:32I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:34I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:36I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:38Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:41Chicks, dude.
01:16:42I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:16:44Mmm, I wouldn't wanna do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:46I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:48You're pathetic.
01:16:50B.
01:16:52Whatever, dude.
01:16:54What were you thinking?
01:16:55That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:16:57I've been waiting all day to get to you.
01:16:59What were you thinking?
01:17:01That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:03I've been waiting all day to get to you.
01:17:05What were you thinking?
01:17:07That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:09I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:13You're a sexy girl.
01:17:17But you could have a lot of fun.
01:17:19I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:21Then make time.
01:17:23There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:25The boys share their toys.
01:17:28And I wanna play with you.
01:17:30I don't wanna be played with.
01:17:32If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:35The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:40Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:47Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:48Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:53In your dreams, Perf.
01:17:59Mia.
01:18:01You know where Jules is?
01:18:03Ugh. You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:06Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:18:08Mia.
01:18:10A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:13Get it through your head. I wanna be with Jules.
01:18:14I wanna be with Jules.
01:18:16Why do you like her so much?
01:18:18I don't like her.
01:18:21I love her.
01:18:25You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:18:28For falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:30You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:32Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:18:34Found your girlfriend.
01:18:35Found your girlfriend.
01:18:48If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah the straw.
01:18:52Yes. And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:18:55We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:58My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:01Wait.
01:19:03Now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:05Damn.
01:19:07You were great.
01:19:09Just one kiss.
01:19:11That's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job.
01:19:13Don't play hard to get!
01:19:20Get off of her.
01:19:22Get off of her.
01:19:24Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:19:27If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers.
01:19:28You wouldn't dare.
01:19:30You little shit!
01:19:32You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:34Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there, because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:38You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:39You wanna mess with me?
01:19:41You wanna mess with me?
01:19:42You wanna mess with me?
01:19:44Yeah, why don't you sue me and let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around?
01:19:46You know, I bet I don't have my fun, but I can't have my fun.
01:19:48Then you can take your turn.
01:19:49If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers.
01:19:51If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers.
01:19:53You wouldn't dare.
01:19:55You little shit!
01:19:57You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:59Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there, because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:20:05around. You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this. Please, don't tell my
01:20:10wife. Get out of my face, old man. How could you do that to me, Jules? How could you do
01:20:27that to me, Jules? It wasn't what it looked like. Don't lie to me. I saw you kissing back.
01:20:35I should be the one that's mad. You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship. You
01:20:43were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter? Tell him that he's a good
01:20:49kisser and you want him right now. Tell him you love him. It matters because it
01:20:55makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:05You're fired. Get out of my house.
01:21:09You're gone for good, bitch. You never belonged with us and now it's your turn to go. I played
01:21:36you and I won. This has nothing to do with you. Oh, honey, this has everything to do with
01:21:46me. I planted the camera in your room and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah and then
01:21:59I uploaded it for everyone to see. You thought you were better than me, but I always win. All
01:22:12I fucking do is win.
01:22:20A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:29Mom, I saved the house.
01:22:36It's too late.
01:22:43Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:47Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:51That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:53You lose everything.
01:22:56Oh, God.
01:23:08Can I help you?
01:23:11What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:14My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:16I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so.
01:23:23Do you need anything?
01:23:32I have a big tip for you.
01:23:35Seriously?
01:23:37Smile more.
01:23:38This money feels dirty.
01:23:48I never want to see this check again.
01:24:01Miss me?
01:24:07Miss me?
01:24:07Get lost.
01:24:17I deserve that.
01:24:22Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:24:24And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:31Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33Yeah.
01:24:34This morning, I bought it.
01:24:35You bought my house from under us?
01:24:39Look at the name on the title.
01:24:43Oh, my God.
01:24:46You put it under my name.
01:24:48It's yours, Jules.
01:24:50It's all yours.
01:24:52But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:55Another condition.
01:24:59What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:02Sleep with your boss?
01:25:03Drug your mom?
01:25:05No.
01:25:05But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:25:17At 8 p.m.
01:25:19And I want you to wear this.
01:25:20What are you doing here?
01:25:35Noah told me to come.
01:25:37Really?
01:25:38Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:40Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:42Oh.
01:25:42He's proposing to you?
01:25:48When did you two get back together?
01:25:50Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:52But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:56And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:25:58I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:26:04Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:06Mia, Jules, I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:26:13Why did you invite me here?
01:26:15To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:17Propose?
01:26:18Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:21Oh, please.
01:26:22Big question.
01:26:24Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:27Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:32Uh, how did you know about that?
01:26:35Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:38And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:26:41You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:26:45Okay.
01:26:46Fine.
01:26:47Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:51But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:26:55What are you going to do?
01:26:56Arrest me?
01:26:57Actually, that's my job.
01:26:59Oh, hi.
01:26:59Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:27:02What?
01:27:03You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:04You're not what they're for.
01:27:06Call my dad!
01:27:08Oh, daddy!
01:27:09Bye, Mia.
01:27:13If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:27:18That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:23Everybody!
01:27:24What is he doing?
01:27:31I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:38And here are my secrets.
01:27:39Jules, I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:44I do.
01:27:45And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:53And I cannot tell my lefts from my rights.
01:27:55Noah, what are you doing?
01:27:56You look like a crazy person.
01:27:58And I have one more secret.
01:28:01Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:09And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:10Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:13I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:15I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:45Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:14I didn't.
01:29:15I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:29Of course I do.
01:29:31Now, let's party.
01:29:45Okay.
01:29:46Shoulders, do you want me to watch New Year's Girls.
01:29:48You can't go, yeah, but of course I do.
01:29:49But, this year I don't want anyone to know what you are to be faisiend.
01:29:52Let's go.
01:29:53We will show this year.
01:29:54You can't take a read and know� in the cup.
01:29:55As long as you can take a read and read.
01:29:56honks of everyone is so naive.
01:29:57You can still learn many kinds of items in your language.
01:29:57That's going to be normal.
01:29:57Have a great day.
01:29:58I'm so sick.
01:29:59So you're sick.
01:30:00Let's go.
01:30:00Here's my restaurant now.
01:30:01You will see me.
01:30:02Let's go.
01:30:02Let's go to bed and carry a read.
01:30:03At the time.
01:30:03Let's go.
01:30:04Let's go.
01:30:05Let's go to bed and let's go.
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