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00:00Hey, Pistol Pete.
00:06Hey.
00:07I'm wearing the birthday necklace you gave me.
00:09You've been getting compliments all week.
00:10Hmm.
00:11See?
00:12Once in a while I can fancy pants it.
00:13Yeah.
00:15Hey, uh, you see my Sports Illustrator?
00:17Nope.
00:18Are you sure?
00:19Because I left it here a couple days ago.
00:21Yeah, well, I don't know, but we have to eat
00:24and there's always piles and everything everywhere.
00:26Oh, you threw it out, didn't you?
00:28Look, I'm just saying, if it was there for days
00:31and it didn't get put away,
00:32then, yeah, there's a chance it got thrown out.
00:34Okay, look, here's the rule.
00:38Don't touch my stuff.
00:39No, no.
00:40No, here's the rule.
00:42Put your stuff away.
00:43What?
00:43You just, you love throwing my stuff out.
00:46You'd be happy if the mailman delivered my magazine
00:48right into the garbage.
00:51You got me there.
00:53Come on, this is my house, too.
00:55If I put something there,
00:56I should be able to get to it when I get to it.
00:58You know I'm a slow reader.
01:01There's a very simple solution to this.
01:03Put your stuff away.
01:05No, no.
01:07Don't touch my stuff.
01:09Put it away.
01:10Don't touch it.
01:12Put it.
01:14Don't.
01:15I will not touch it if you put it away.
01:24I will put it away when you're done not touching it.
01:32Genius.
01:33Yeah.
01:35That's right.
01:36I'm going to the bathroom.
01:37Or did you throw that out, too?
01:45Hey, just the man I was looking for.
01:47Uh, we want you.
01:48We got tea time in 30 minutes.
01:50Relax your undies.
01:53I want to show you something before we go.
01:55What do you got?
01:55The rash that looks like a bunny again?
01:57Actually, yes.
02:03But I thought you might rather look at this.
02:06What?
02:06Remember when you wrote that article about how Muhammad Ali was your first sports hero?
02:11Yeah.
02:11Might want to read that.
02:14Dear Ray, your brother sent me your excellent article.
02:17I enjoyed it very much, even though nothing rhymed.
02:23Keep dancing.
02:24Muhammad Ali?
02:26All right.
02:26Come on.
02:27We're late for golf.
02:28Wait.
02:28Wait.
02:29Wait.
02:30What is this?
02:32Muhammad Ali?
02:33How did you get this?
02:35Okay.
02:36Listen.
02:37My partner and I, we went on this call, right?
02:39And there was this nut job lady who was bothering Ali.
02:42She thinks she's Joe Frazier and Ali is trying to, you know, duck her.
02:46Anyway, she's now the heavyweight champ of Bellevue.
02:49So I end up talking to Ali's manager and I send him your article and he sent this back.
02:55Oh, my God, Robert.
02:57You're welcome.
02:59I'm going to frame this.
03:01I'm going to redesign the house around this.
03:05Hey, I'm glad you like it.
03:06Come on, Gianni and Andy are waiting for us and it's time for me to beat you in golf.
03:09You know what?
03:11Today, I'm going to let you.
03:12Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
03:14All right, let's go.
03:21Oh, and, uh, thanks, man.
03:24You're a good brother.
03:25Great brother.
03:27The greatest of all time.
03:29Yes, fine.
03:30Robert Joe Frazier.
03:32Robert Joe Frazier.
03:33Robert Joe Frazier.
03:33No, no, no, no, Amy, listen, listen.
03:39If you want to get a facial with the nails, I have this great place.
03:43Yes, I have a card for it here somewhere.
03:46Hold on.
03:46Because, listen, the last thing you want is a bad facial.
03:50And it's your face, for God's sake.
03:51Oh, it's just this drawer is always messy.
03:57There's just so much junk in this house.
03:59Here it is.
03:59I got it.
04:00Yeah.
04:01All right.
04:01The name of the place is Put on a Happy Face.
04:05Yeah.
04:05No.
04:06Oh.
04:07Yeah.
04:07These people are so great.
04:09You're just going to love them.
04:10And you know what?
04:12While you're there, why don't you get a pedicure?
04:14Absolutely.
04:15Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
04:17He's just like...
04:18Make it a spa day.
04:21Yeah.
04:22Oh.
04:24Can you just hang on one second?
04:25I hear the garbage truck.
04:26I just want to catch it.
04:27Yeah.
04:28Hold on.
04:30Wait.
04:31Excuse me.
04:31Wait.
04:32Wait.
04:32Okay, thank you.
04:40Oh, sorry.
04:43Yeah, I just barely caught him.
04:45Well, the trash man let me throw it on the garbage truck myself.
04:48No, he does not have a crush on me.
04:52Yeah, he only loves me for my garbage.
04:59Hey, guys.
05:00How was golf?
05:00Oh, it was great.
05:02Yeah, great.
05:0318 holes of Muhammad Ali sent me a letter.
05:09I love Muhammad Ali, and Muhammad Ali loves me.
05:16I thought the Ali talk was inspiring.
05:18It made me want to knock Ray out.
05:21Wow.
05:22When did Muhammad Ali send you a letter?
05:24Today.
05:25Robert sent him the article I wrote, and Ali liked it so much that he sent me a letter.
05:29Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:30What's the matter?
05:32Nothing, nothing.
05:33I put it right in here.
05:35What?
05:35You put the letter in there?
05:37Yeah.
05:37I mean, did somebody go in here?
05:39Because it was resting right on the top.
05:41You put the letter in there?
05:43Yes, yes.
05:43I put it in here.
05:44I remember putting it right in here.
05:46I mean, I mean, what the hell?
05:48There is no letter, is there, Ray?
05:50Yes, there is.
05:53I put it right here.
05:54You know what might have happened to your Muhammad Ali letter?
05:57Mickey Mantle came and took it and got away on Secretariat.
06:01Shut it up.
06:03Did you see it?
06:04Me?
06:04Yes.
06:04Ray, I have not been in that drawer all week.
06:06Are you sure?
06:07Yes, I'm sure.
06:08What do you think?
06:08I threw your letter out?
06:09No.
06:09Go ahead, just say it.
06:10You think I threw your letter out, huh?
06:12Because that's the kind of thing I do, because I'm such a terrible person.
06:14I'm just always throwing all your stuff out.
06:15That's what you think of me.
06:18Uh-oh, Ray.
06:19Looks like Olga Corbett came in and drank all your ginger ass.
06:23Oh, shut up.
06:23Shut up.
06:24Come on.
06:24Get out.
06:25Oh, dang.
06:26We'll be at Marco's.
06:27Yeah, Ray, call us when you find your imaginary letter.
06:32I don't get it.
06:33I don't get it.
06:35What did I do?
06:35I mean, what the hell?
06:36I put it here?
06:37I mean, what the hell did I do?
06:39Is it back in here?
06:41Michael!
06:42Jeffrey Alley, come down here!
06:43You're at school, Ray.
06:44Oh, right.
06:45What the hell?
06:48You know, I'm sure it's going to show up.
06:53What the hell?
06:58What the hell?
07:02Hello, dear.
07:03How are you?
07:04I don't know.
07:07What's wrong?
07:08Ray is going to kill me.
07:10Oh, dear.
07:11I told you.
07:12You know, salt is just a seasoning.
07:15It can't be the main ingredient.
07:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:19Maria, it's not that.
07:21Ray got this letter from Muhammad Ali.
07:24I heard.
07:25You know that Robert's responsible for the correspondence?
07:28Yes, I know.
07:29It was so exciting to do that for his little brother.
07:32He hasn't talked about anything else.
07:35Isn't that sweet?
07:36You know, Raymond's loved that Muhammad Ali ever since I can remember.
07:40I threw it out.
07:42What?
07:42I threw the letter out.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:46Why would you do such a thing?
07:49I was straightening up.
07:51No, really.
07:52Why?
07:56I don't know.
07:57I don't know.
07:58It was like I was looking for this coupon, and the drawer was full of junk, and I was distracted
08:03on the phone, so I emptied it, and I stomped on it, and I threw it on the garbage truck
08:07myself.
08:08Oh, dear.
08:10What was the coupon for?
08:14Facial.
08:15Vanity, vanity, vanity.
08:16It wasn't for me.
08:21You know, Robert's going to be upset, too.
08:23I know.
08:26Ma, where's...
08:27I'm looking for Robert.
08:28Where's Robert?
08:29Robert!
08:30I'm looking for this...
08:32This letter.
08:33It was in a white envelope, and...
08:35Ray.
08:35What?
08:37There's something I've got to tell you.
08:38What?
08:39I threw out your Muhammad Ali letter.
08:42What?
08:43Marie!
08:44I know, Raymond.
08:46I am sorry.
08:47I mean, I didn't realize what I was doing until Deborah said to me that it was in the drawer,
08:51and I...
08:51But you threw it out!
08:53I got to get to the trash!
08:55The truck came already.
08:57Oh!
09:00Muhammad!
09:05Muhammad!
09:07I know.
09:08I'm sorry.
09:09I mean, there was so much stuff in the drawer, and I was just trying to clean up, and I know
09:14I shouldn't be doing that.
09:16Right, Deborah?
09:19Yes!
09:21Yes!
09:21How many times have I told you we can clean our house ourselves?
09:27I know.
09:28I don't listen.
09:29I guess you don't.
09:33Do you have any idea what you've done?
09:37I apologize, Remy.
09:38It breaks my heart to hurt you, and if there's anything, if there's anything, I...
09:44Oh, no!
09:45Oh, no, no, no, you don't.
09:46No!
09:47No, no, you don't cry!
09:49I cry!
09:52You come uninvited into my house, and you go into a private drawer, and you throw out the
09:57best thing that's happened to me in years, it's at the dump, Ma!
10:05It's at the dump!
10:07There we go.
10:12Go!
10:22Marie!
10:23What?
10:24What?
10:25I don't know what to say.
10:27You don't have to say anything, dear.
10:31it was nothing
10:33who knows
10:35someday I may ask you for a favor
10:36of course
10:38of course I will do anything
10:40good we have an understanding
10:41let's have some cake
10:46good morning
10:51hey Marie
10:52how are things dear
10:54well better
10:56it's been a week so Ray's not yelling at you in his sleep anymore
10:59that's nice
11:02listen
11:03I'm sure you've noticed over the years
11:06that Frank dresses like a derelict
11:08well
11:12I have finally figured out
11:14how to remedy that situation
11:16there he is
11:19now you remember I said
11:20someday I might ask you for a favor
11:22that day has come
11:24where the hell are all my clothes
11:37Debra took them
11:41why would you take my clothes
11:45I'm really very upset with you Debra
11:48I'm sorry Frank
11:53where the hell are they
11:54Debra said she was going to have them clean
12:01and why don't you tell them
12:03how you were over at our house
12:05and the boy came to the door
12:06a boy came to the door
12:09and he said he was with a new dry cleaners
12:19and that he was trying to make some money for college
12:21and Debra decided to help him out
12:23he was going door to door
12:27that doesn't make any sense
12:29it sounds a little fishy to me Debra
12:35I know but it's true
12:41and you gave him my clothes
12:43well get him back
12:45I don't know if she can
12:48Debra why don't you tell him
12:51what happened when you called the number
12:53the boy gave you
12:54yes right
12:56nobody answered
12:58wait a minute
12:59I know what this is
13:00this is a scam
13:02that punk kid's out there selling my stuff
13:05I'm sure he'll make a fortune
13:09what were you thinking
13:12I don't know
13:12I'm an idiot
13:14I'm sorry Frank
13:15sorry's not going to keep the snow off my ass
13:18all right
13:20don't worry Frank
13:21I'll help you get new clothes
13:23in fact
13:24I have an outfit
13:25that I was going to give you
13:26to wear for Easter
13:27I'll let you wear it today
13:28well bring it over here
13:29I don't want to go back
13:30out there like this
13:31the mailman already made a crack
13:33about my legs
13:33look what you did
13:39I hate the clothes she buys me
13:42I always end up looking like
13:43a dandy or a Frenchman
13:44I'm so sorry Frank
13:47but you know
13:48it could be fun to buy new clothes
13:50sometimes it's kind of cool
13:51to change your look
13:52you hate me
13:53you hate me don't you
13:53all right Frank
13:57listen
13:58you've always been honest with me
14:00so
14:00there's something
14:02I gotta tell you
14:03what
14:04Marie's the one
14:05that got rid of your clothes
14:06what
14:08you can't tell her
14:09I told you
14:10I knew it
14:11that story had
14:12Marie's snake all over it
14:13why did you cover for her
14:16she helped me out
14:17with something
14:18and I owed her a favor
14:19okay if you'll excuse me
14:21I'm gonna go strangle a woman
14:23with her own bathrobe
14:24no no no no no
14:24no no
14:26you can't strangle her
14:27because then she'll know
14:28I told you
14:29and then she'll tell
14:29unless you really strangle her
14:31then
14:31no
14:32so what
14:38I'm just supposed to
14:39put up on her crap
14:40I'll
14:41I'll owe you one
14:43boy she must really
14:45have the goods on you
14:46huh
14:46here we go
14:50I'm very upset
14:54with you Deborah
14:54I'm sorry
14:56Frank
14:56I'll leave you alone now
14:57yes
14:58I can't look at you anymore
15:00oh my jeez
15:07hello
15:08hi what are you doing
15:17remember how you owe me
15:19Marie's not in there
15:21is she
15:21no I just dug up
15:25a rose bush
15:26why did you do that
15:27it was in the swing zone
15:28of my hammock
15:29what do you want me to do
15:30take the wrap
15:31what
15:33Frank
15:34what do you
15:35put these on
15:37wait a minute
15:38I'm not gonna
15:38ah
15:39where have you been
15:42your dinner's ready
15:43what's all that
15:45I was just about to ask
15:46Deborah the same thing
15:48Deborah what have you done
15:51what's going on
15:53uh Deborah's been up to
15:55something and I for one
15:56don't like the looks of it
15:59I can't
16:02Ray
16:03listen I should have told you
16:04this when it happened
16:05I'm the one who threw out
16:08your Muhammad Ali letter
16:09what
16:10yeah I threw it out
16:12by accident
16:13and then I panicked
16:14and Marie took the blame
16:15for me
16:16and then you buried it
16:19it was you
16:26oh my god I'm sorry ma
16:29I've been giving you
16:30the silent treatment
16:31all week
16:32you have
16:33I'm sorry Ray
16:45I don't know what to say
16:46well
16:48I can't believe
16:51I let you make love
16:52to me all week
16:53and then she dug up
16:58Marie's nice rose bush
16:59she's gotta be stopped
17:00my roses
17:03are you horrible brute
17:06it wasn't me
17:07it was Deborah
17:08Deborah you're on
17:09stop it
17:12admit it was you
17:14I'll admit it
17:14when you tell me
17:15what you did with my clothes
17:16they're gone
17:17where are they
17:17I dropped them off
17:18at a homeless shelter
17:19and they're being used
17:20to wash cars
17:21Marie
17:25I don't understand
17:27why would you
17:28take the blame
17:28for something
17:29that Deborah did
17:30apparently
17:31for no good reason
17:32no I see
17:34how her sick mind works
17:35she wanted Deborah
17:36on the hook
17:37so she could get rid
17:37of my clothes
17:38and dress me up
17:39like Fruity Pierre
17:40you happy with yourself
17:44huh
17:44getting into business
17:46with this one
17:47oh you're wont
17:53to talk
17:53Raymond
17:54Deborah
17:55that's a beautiful
17:56necklace
17:57where did you
17:58get it from
17:59Raymond
18:00well sir
18:03well wherever
18:08I got it from
18:09I'm gonna return it
18:09cause her beauty
18:10overwhelms it
18:11alright what do you
18:14say we get this
18:14bush in the ground
18:15let's go
18:15you didn't buy
18:16this necklace
18:17you had your
18:18mother do it
18:19you couldn't buy
18:20me a birthday gift
18:21on your own
18:22well I'm sure
18:24he would have
18:24bought it himself
18:25if he had remembered
18:26your birthday
18:27you still
18:30you still need
18:35your mother
18:36to tell you
18:36when my birthday
18:37is
18:37you still need
18:38my mother
18:38to cover for you
18:39when you destroy
18:39my letters
18:40for Muhammad Ali
18:40I don't need
18:43your mother
18:43who are you kidding
18:46anytime you want
18:47to get out
18:48of going anywhere
18:49who tells people
18:50that you have
18:50phlebitis
18:51wait a minute
18:56you didn't come
18:57to our rehearsal
18:58dinner because
18:59you had phlebitis
19:01Marie
19:04you dug up my
19:06rose bush
19:07that's the last
19:08phlebitis you get
19:09from me
19:09wow Marie
19:12seems like you
19:13cover for everybody
19:14that's what a
19:15mother does
19:16yeah a mother
19:18who wants to
19:19control everybody
19:20you get something
19:21on everybody
19:22and then you
19:23use it
19:23yeah
19:24is that what
19:25a mother does
19:26excuse me
19:32did I ask you
19:34all to come
19:34to me
19:34and ask
19:35for these
19:35favors
19:35you come
19:37to me
19:37because you
19:37know that
19:38I can
19:38deliver
19:38go out
19:40on the street
19:40and ask
19:40for those
19:41favors
19:41and see
19:41what you
19:42get
19:42and so
19:46yes
19:47maybe
19:47sometimes
19:48I ask
19:48for a
19:49favor
19:49in return
19:49once
19:50in a
19:50blue moon
19:51and you
19:52call that
19:53controlling
19:53I call
19:55that
19:55a family
19:57mafia
20:00family
20:01is that
20:11what you
20:11think Amy
20:11I'm sorry
20:14maybe you're
20:20right
20:21maybe it's
20:21wrong for me
20:22to have
20:22all these
20:23secrets
20:23I mean
20:24the truth
20:25is it's
20:25a burden
20:26to hold
20:27on to
20:27all these
20:27things
20:28that I
20:28know
20:28about
20:28everyone
20:29maybe I
20:30should just
20:30clear the
20:30air right
20:31now
20:31I
20:36thought so
20:41now if
20:43if you'll
20:43excuse me
20:44Frank
20:45Frank has
20:45some
20:45digging
20:46to do
20:46now
20:49I want
20:49you to
20:49get those
20:50new clothes
20:50dirty
20:51it's dark
20:52outside
20:52so you
20:53can do
20:53it in
20:53your
20:54underwear
20:54whoa
21:02whoa
21:02you learned
21:05something
21:05tonight
21:06didn't
21:06you
21:06don't touch
21:08my stuff
21:08didn't
21:19Marie get his
21:34clothes back
21:34from the
21:35shelter
21:35yeah
21:37we're all
21:43a little
21:43nervous
21:44we're gonna
21:48have to start
21:49lugging your
21:49closet
21:50little
21:54men
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