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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:35You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:31Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Oh, no.
00:01:47Oh, no.
00:01:48Oh, no.
00:01:56Wait.
00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family,
00:02:13Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million.
00:02:19That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:26Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry. Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:07Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have our fiscators.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:24And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:48I wouldn't dare.
00:03:49Sloane has dug her claws into him.
00:03:52Beep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:03It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:05I want to see.
00:04:23I want to see.
00:04:24Oh! You should join the Academic Decathlon! The winner gets scholarships, which is the
00:04:34only way I could go to college. Needless to say, I'm not a part of the Rich Gets clique.
00:04:40Oh, and that's Eric. He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49Hey, Gabby. Yo. That's Eric. I was just telling her about the Academic Decathlon.
00:05:00Oh, yeah. You in? Yeah, sure. Sweet. Man, I'm in. Awesome! Got a boat. Later, babes.
00:05:07Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He just called me! I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay, now for the important stuff. Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from
00:05:19the underside of the desk. If you want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:23He gets handsy. Hey, watch out!
00:05:31Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
00:05:35It's fine. It's just a little blood. Hang on.
00:05:41Oh, thanks. Your jacket smells good.
00:05:53Are you the new girl? Yeah.
00:05:58I'm Chasen.
00:06:01Rose.
00:06:03Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen. Home room's starting.
00:06:12Stay away from this trash. Might catch something.
00:06:15Ugh, look at the second hand clothes.
00:06:18Let's go.
00:06:20Chasen, come on. Later.
00:06:22I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep.
00:06:31Kinda lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:37Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:40Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:57Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:04I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed? Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes. Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about second hand Rose?
00:07:18That's enough.
00:07:21Grab rackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh my God.
00:07:28Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:29What is it?
00:07:30Something's in my eye.
00:07:31I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:33Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:34Yeah, where is it?
00:07:35Ah, it's in my locker.
00:07:36Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:38Okay.
00:07:39Go, go.
00:07:49Oh my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:56I thought that, um...
00:07:57I...
00:07:58I thought that, um...
00:08:09That'll show the bitch.
00:08:10Oh my God.
00:08:11Oh my God.
00:08:12Rose?
00:08:13Where are you?
00:08:14Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:27Rose?
00:08:28Come on.
00:08:29What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:30Jason?
00:08:31Is that you?
00:08:32Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:33Don't lie to me.
00:08:34I saw her come in here.
00:08:35What do I do?
00:08:36How is she not here?
00:08:37I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:08:38I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:07I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ouch!
00:09:37Excuse you much?
00:09:42Why are you wet?
00:09:49How's your eye?
00:09:51Miraculously better.
00:09:54What exactly is going on here?
00:10:10Nothing.
00:10:15Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:21Listen up secondhand Rose.
00:10:25Chasin?
00:10:26Off limits.
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:29Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:32I'm not even ready for boys yet.
00:10:35You know what?
00:10:37With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:43You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:46That's it.
00:10:47You are my new project.
00:10:50Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:10:55Okay.
00:11:00You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:11:05Ugh.
00:11:06Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:13It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:17I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:21We'll win.
00:11:22I promise.
00:11:23We'll win.
00:11:24Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:27You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and queen bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Me either.
00:12:00It's okay.
00:12:01Being a queen bee is important, and it is your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:20You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41She means that as a compliment.
00:12:43Probably.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Definitely.
00:12:46You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:51Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Love set.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would've paid to see that.
00:13:07I would've paid to see that.
00:13:10Oh my god.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:16Oh god.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:21You're not serious.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault.
00:13:28Don't worry.
00:13:31I'll bring him back.
00:13:36Later.
00:13:37Yeah.
00:13:38I'll see ya.
00:13:39She's being nice.
00:13:40That's never a good sign.
00:13:43Oh my god.
00:13:44Ew.
00:13:45Look at these losers.
00:13:46My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:49Private tutors.
00:13:50Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:54Um, no.
00:13:55She can't stand these plebeians.
00:13:56She told me so herself.
00:13:57Wow.
00:13:59You know what?
00:14:00I mean, I don't know.
00:14:01I don't know.
00:14:02I don't know.
00:14:03I don't know.
00:14:04You know, for fun.
00:14:07Sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:11Gossip chains?
00:14:12Watch this.
00:14:25Now watch what happens.
00:14:28Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:39Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:46You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:48What?
00:14:49What?
00:14:50What?
00:14:51What?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:07You lied to me.
00:15:09What?
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:13You're what?
00:15:14You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:18Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a whole estate.
00:15:24Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:33I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:34Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:37They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:51Let me make it up to you.
00:15:55How?
00:15:56Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:02Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:26I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:36It's not who I am.
00:16:37You say that, but I just passed this tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do, but yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...
00:16:54Come on.
00:16:56Come on.
00:17:13Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:18And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:23I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:29Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:33Hmm.
00:17:35So what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:40How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:45No way.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls' Day and a vendetta.
00:17:53And that's rich.
00:17:54That's rich.
00:17:55Ha, ha, ha.
00:17:56Just a little bit.
00:17:57Ha.
00:17:58Ha.
00:17:59Ha.
00:18:00Ha.
00:18:02Ha.
00:18:03You
00:18:23She did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and BAM
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket you can ask Abby. I missed like five in a row
00:18:32She looked me dead in the eyes. It's called eye contact Sloan. It's a basic social skill
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me. I smile a lot. It's polite enough
00:18:47This isn't court TV
00:18:49Miss Smith
00:18:50Do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated students who accidentally
00:18:57Hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball
00:19:02You should definitely believe that I'm
00:19:06Tragically unathletic liar
00:19:08You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick, and I'm the criminal
00:19:16This in here Rose Smith consider this your strike one
00:19:21three strikes and you're out
00:19:23Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41On this on the ground
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this
00:19:47Eric, please. I'm just trying to live a normal life. Please don't
00:19:51Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me
00:19:55Just like best friends
00:20:00Okay, thank you swear
00:20:02Uh, okay
00:20:05Pinky swear
00:20:07So, wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gab
00:20:14Eric, she didn't say those things about you
00:20:19That was just Sloan doing a gossip train
00:20:22Right
00:20:23Now figures
00:20:24Pinky swear
00:20:27Awesome
00:20:30But the point being
00:20:38Eric knows you didn't say anything
00:20:41And that it was all Sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43Oh my god
00:20:44I'm so relieved
00:20:46So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends
00:20:54Promise
00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking
00:21:06You tormented Gabby
00:21:08You torment everyone
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you
00:21:21Oh please, you loved it
00:21:23You loved every second of it
00:21:25I tolerated it
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego
00:21:31Oh honey, your halo, it's slipping
00:21:34And yours was always fake
00:21:37Oh honey, your halo, it's slipping
00:21:46And yours was always fake
00:21:49You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means
00:22:00But it better mean awesome
00:22:01It means it sucks
00:22:04Says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat
00:22:11Okay, well you think you're better than me
00:22:13Because you have some pity followers and Chasen said hi to you
00:22:15I've always been better than you
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith
00:22:31Bring it on
00:22:33You bitch
00:22:43Hey
00:22:45Hey
00:22:47Hey
00:23:01I need to ask you something
00:23:16It's kind of important
00:23:18No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame
00:23:21What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis
00:23:29After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the hope
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you
00:23:35Cool
00:23:37After school
00:23:38After school
00:23:41It's a date
00:23:43Yeah
00:23:50I can't do it
00:24:03Like this
00:24:07Like that
00:24:12Okay
00:24:13Ready
00:24:15You should join the tennis team
00:24:27You know
00:24:30I think that's an excellent idea
00:24:35Hey
00:24:38You bitch
00:24:53You won't get away with this
00:24:55Whoops
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early
00:25:10What the hell
00:25:26No, no, no, no, no, no
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me
00:25:35Oh my god
00:25:56Oh my god
00:25:58What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith
00:26:23Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes
00:26:28Strike two
00:26:29Now
00:26:30Go
00:26:31Get
00:26:32Dressed
00:26:33Checkmate
00:26:40Here
00:26:46Take this
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you
00:26:49But at least you don't have to wear a towel
00:26:50I owe you one
00:26:54Not again
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable
00:26:57Eric
00:27:08Huh
00:27:09I don't even know what that means
00:27:11He likes you
00:27:13He doesn't even know me
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on
00:27:17Maybe
00:27:20My lord
00:27:25What happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain
00:27:27In the car
00:27:27Long day
00:27:29Are they okay?
00:27:31Yeah
00:27:31Oh my god
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad
00:27:34Gross older guy
00:27:36Even better
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her
00:27:39Ew
00:27:40Settle down
00:27:52Settle down
00:27:52Settle down everybody
00:27:53People
00:27:54This is the first away game of the season
00:27:57Remember
00:27:58You're representing the school
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh
00:28:15I'm actually saving it for someone
00:28:16Hey, Rose
00:28:29Saved you a seat
00:28:30Okay
00:28:33No you don't
00:28:34Jason
00:28:36What do you say, man?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric
00:28:42On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah
00:28:44Okay
00:28:44Sure
00:28:44Boopy
00:28:49I'm gonna sit right here
00:29:07On my man's lap
00:29:09Sloan
00:29:09Seriously?
00:29:10There's no room
00:29:11Everyone
00:29:17I have an announcement to make
00:29:19I'm having a party Saturday
00:29:21And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there
00:29:25Better show up
00:29:27So you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going
00:29:41Well, okay then
00:29:44I'll go
00:29:45Listen
00:29:53You want Chase
00:29:55And I want Rose
00:29:56So
00:29:57Well
00:29:57Looks like we have something in common
00:29:59Exactly
00:30:00I got a plan
00:30:02All right
00:30:16Here we go
00:30:17This was a mistake
00:30:19I don't belong here
00:30:20Yes, yes you do
00:30:22You're with me
00:30:22That's my point
00:30:24See, Eric is here
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection
00:30:27Oh
00:30:28Come here
00:30:29This
00:30:31Could be a turning point
00:30:33Just
00:30:33Stick with me
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay
00:30:40Ready?
00:30:41Oh, yes
00:30:42Oh, look
00:30:46Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case
00:30:50I promise
00:30:51I promise
00:30:51Okay
00:30:51Hi
00:30:54Hi
00:30:55No, thank you
00:30:57I don't drink
00:30:58Of course you don't
00:31:00So
00:31:02You virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh my god
00:31:09You are virgins
00:31:10Shut up, son
00:31:11Stop being a jerk
00:31:12Okay
00:31:13How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah
00:31:16Truth or dare
00:31:18Oh
00:31:25Gabby to Eric
00:31:27Truth or dare
00:31:28Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth
00:31:32Oh my god, come on, Gabby
00:31:42We don't have all night
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue
00:31:48Virgin
00:31:49Sloan
00:31:50What?
00:31:52Okay
00:31:53Ooh
00:31:56Eric to Rose
00:31:58Okay
00:31:58Rose
00:32:00Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss
00:32:04Wait
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose
00:32:08Rose
00:32:10Rose
00:32:11Rose
00:32:12Rose
00:32:13Rose
00:32:13Rose
00:32:14Rose
00:32:15Rose
00:32:16Rose
00:32:16Rose
00:32:17Rose
00:32:17Rose
00:32:18Rose
00:32:20What the hell?
00:32:27Hey
00:32:27Watch your ass
00:32:28Oh yeah
00:32:29What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby
00:32:35Wait, wait
00:32:36Let her go
00:32:37She'll chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed
00:32:40Okay
00:32:42Chasen
00:32:43You're up
00:32:44Truth or dare
00:32:45Dare
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night
00:32:51Rose
00:32:54Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to
00:33:02I'm so sorry
00:33:26Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh my god
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit
00:33:40Oh
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry
00:33:42I didn't
00:33:42I thought
00:33:43I forgot
00:33:44The door wasn't
00:33:44I
00:33:45I
00:33:46Hi
00:33:47Hi
00:33:49Hi
00:33:50So beautiful
00:34:10What the?
00:34:26What the?
00:34:40Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross.
00:35:10And sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Right?
00:35:35I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48That was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God.
00:35:51Shut up.
00:35:51They're lying.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:55Yeah?
00:35:56Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10Please.
00:36:11I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11Hey, stop.
00:36:12Stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:33No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:55Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Her?
00:37:02I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:30He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:50Okay.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:03Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:06Hello?
00:38:07Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shea Belle V.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25I understand the assignment.
00:38:42Good.
00:38:42How?
00:39:05Jason, I was just walking by outside
00:39:12and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been still.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world, what are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um,
00:39:34I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:59She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:01I was at Chez Maurice, and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin,
00:40:46and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55Okay?
00:40:57Okay.
00:40:57You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03Let's go.
00:42:05What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:47Huh.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:42:59Hey, virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough.
00:43:30Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:40Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch, fight.
00:44:16Bitch, fight.
00:44:17Bitch, fight.
00:44:18Bitch, fight.
00:44:19Bitch, fight.
00:44:20Bitch, fight.
00:44:21Bitch, fight.
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow.
00:44:29Ow, my butt.
00:44:29Oh, my God.
00:44:30I think she broke my butt.
00:44:33Bros.
00:44:34This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:55Go.
00:44:55Go.
00:45:04And expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon.
00:45:15We're going to be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-wintered bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not going to go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:59Oh, Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified.
00:46:19Rose, you got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But.
00:46:34You.
00:46:35And your drama.
00:46:38Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39That was so hot.
00:46:50That was so hot.
00:47:09And you.
00:47:22Oh, and again.
00:47:31Oh, my God.
00:47:34Oh.
00:47:34Oh.
00:47:34Oh.
00:47:35Oh, my God.
00:47:36Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:06So you finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up to.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me for me and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:25It's beautiful.
00:49:55Why are you wet?
00:49:59It doesn't matter.
00:50:03I have an idea.
00:50:07What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:25You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:35You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:41Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:47And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:51Okay.
00:50:55Oh!
00:50:57Oh!
00:51:05That way I didn't even go.
00:51:19You're different when you're like this.
00:51:21Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:25I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:31Neither did I.
00:51:33I don't want it to end.
00:51:37It doesn't have to.
00:51:39It doesn't have to.
00:51:51I'm a virgin.
00:51:53I'm a virgin.
00:52:05I'm a virgin.
00:52:07I love you, Rose.
00:52:19I love you, Rose.
00:52:21I love you, Rose.
00:52:23I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, Rose.
00:52:29I love you.
00:52:39I love you, Rose.
00:52:41I love you in films.
00:52:43I love you, Rose.
00:52:44I love you, Rose.
00:52:45We do.
00:52:46I worked up an aftertide.
00:53:16So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:23Hey, do I look different?
00:53:28No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Now I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:42What?
00:53:44Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:08What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:18Hey, Jason.
00:54:32Hey.
00:54:33How's Rose?
00:54:35I'm just bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:39I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:43You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:46Well.
00:54:47Maybe.
00:54:48Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:53I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:57Yes, indeed.
00:54:58I am aware.
00:54:59But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:04Are we ready to leave?
00:55:08Hey, Gabby.
00:55:09Rose.
00:55:10Get over here right away.
00:55:11Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:12Wait.
00:55:13What?
00:55:14What happened?
00:55:15Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:17Something happened to Jason.
00:55:18Quick, that's all right.
00:55:19Okay.
00:55:20What?
00:55:21What happened?
00:55:22Oh, no, no.
00:55:23I'm sorry.
00:55:24Look.
00:55:25I'm sorry.
00:55:26Are we ready to leave?
00:55:27Hey, Gabby.
00:55:28Rose.
00:55:29Get over here right away.
00:55:30Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:31Wait, what?
00:55:32What happened?
00:55:33Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:35Quick, that's all right?
00:55:36Okay.
00:55:37Jason.
00:55:38Where is Jason?
00:55:39Where's Jason?
00:55:40How's Jason?
00:55:41Where's Jason?
00:55:43I'm sorry.
00:55:44What are you doing?
00:55:45What are you doing?
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:51Ahem.
00:55:56People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:05Oh my God.
00:56:06Oh my God.
00:56:07What is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really Ozby Rose.
00:56:11Give it me that Jason, Jason, Jason!
00:56:16Hang on.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:21Security!
00:56:24Security!
00:56:26Nope.
00:56:27Give it!
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:30Gabby.
00:56:46What the?
00:56:47No, everyone.
00:56:48Turn it off.
00:56:49Turn off the videos.
00:56:50You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:52And Sloan drug chased in to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:53And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:55You bitch.
00:56:56Security!
00:56:57Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:56:58No.
00:56:59Please.
00:57:00No.
00:57:01Get off me.
00:57:02Do not touch me.
00:57:03Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:04Jason!
00:57:05Uh!
00:57:06Okay.
00:57:07It's time to crown this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
00:57:08First, the Prom King is...
00:57:09...Chase in.
00:57:10The Prom King is...
00:57:11...Chase in.
00:57:12The Prom King is...
00:57:13...Chase in.
00:57:14...Chase in.
00:57:15Do not touch me!
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:17Do not touch me!
00:57:18Do not touch me!
00:57:19Do not touch me!
00:57:20Do not touch me!
00:57:21Do not touch me!
00:57:22Do not touch me!
00:57:23Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:24Jason!
00:57:25Uh!
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:27It's time to crown this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
00:57:32First, the Prom King is...
00:57:35...Chase in.
00:57:36Great!
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's Prom Queen is...
00:57:55...Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:58Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:00Come on, get up.
00:58:01Come on, get up!
00:58:02Come on, get up!
00:58:04Come on, get up!
00:58:06Come on, get up!
00:58:07Come on, get up!
00:58:10Come on!
00:58:18Congratulations!
00:58:20Heh heh heh!
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:27no matter who you are between school family social media or gossip bullies and mean girls
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful but for all the lows there are some amazing highs
00:58:48friends laughter but remember
00:59:00because every single one of you is
00:59:15wait what
00:59:16i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and
00:59:30loyal nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:35hey
00:59:48want to dance
01:00:03get lost asshole
01:00:07everyone all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing but let's take a moment to
01:00:20recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:28all that hard work is paid off congratulations
01:00:41yes
01:00:55and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
01:01:14you
01:01:14you
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