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00:00What was your name?
00:01It don't matter what my name is.
00:02Alright, I'll tell you what, I'll do you a favour.
00:03Yeah.
00:04Do you a favour?
00:05Yeah.
00:06Save, so I don't cock it up in your insurance and everything, yeah?
00:08Yeah.
00:09Give us a ton.
00:10I'll sort it out then.
00:11Sorry?
00:12A hundred, quick hundred now, sort it out.
00:13Hundred pound for what?
00:14Check away all your problems.
00:16I'll get it done, I've got a brother-in-law who does that talk.
00:19I'll talk for a hundred.
00:20Mate, there's nothing there.
00:21There's nothing there.
00:22Talk to you, it'll go through insurance, it'll cost you thousands.
00:24What for?
00:25You'll lose you no claims.
00:26For what?
00:27For that, you've opened the car door and smacked the thing.
00:29Okay, one year, why are you parked so close to me?
00:31I'm not parked, I'm in the lounge.
00:33I'm in the bay as well, mate.
00:35Well, I don't give a toss, it's just a big car, you've got a big jalopy.
00:38No, no, no, no, no.
00:39I'm basically functioning right there.
00:40How many years, no claims?
00:41How many years, no claims?
00:42It doesn't matter how many years.
00:43It does matter because you're going to lose it, aren't you?
00:45I'm going to put a claim into your insurance company and you're going to lose you no claims
00:51and it'll mean all your prices have gone up.
00:54Yeah, but buddy, nothing has happened.
00:55Nothing has happened.
00:56Alright, do your deal, do your deal.
00:58For what?
00:59For the trouble and all what I'm going to do, I'll have to do without a car for a day while
01:04they patch.
01:05Fine, because it's an expensive guy, he's got to work out the paint colour, he's got to
01:09smudge it all in so it can't be seen.
01:1185 quid is the best I can do for you.
01:13Come on.
01:14Come on, mate, we'll do it.
01:15Come on, let's go for a drink and we'll sort it.
01:17Me?
01:18Me?
01:19Me and you.
01:20Come on, I know I'll pump round here.
01:21Me mates are in there and they'll have a quick word with you.
01:23You and we'll have a pint and everything together.
01:2585 quid, we can pass a cash thing on our way, pull it out and then we can go.
01:29I'm going to hit your car, buddy.
01:30It's up to you, pal.
01:31It's up to you.
01:32It's up to you.
01:33No claims bonus gone.
01:35Lots of insurance claims.
01:37All quick 85 notes, amen.
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