Skip to playerSkip to main content
  • 20 hours ago
Tyler Perry's The Oval S01E25 One Of Us
Transcript
00:00I
00:30you ready
00:47yeah
00:50your grandmother's here
00:53are you packed
00:54did she finish
01:00yeah
01:04well get your things
01:08your grandmother's downstairs
01:11and get sam up here right away please
01:17why
01:18just get him up here
01:20okay
01:22what are you looking at
01:30go
01:31go
01:34go
01:34go
01:34go
01:34go
01:35go
01:36go
01:43go
01:44I am furious
01:45I know I know
01:46that girl is younger than my daughter
01:48I know look I will talk to him okay
01:50if that man gives her this job
01:52oh you best believe I will walk out that door
01:55I know I will talk to him
01:56he won't do it
01:57I will talk to him
01:58you better
01:59because all the things I have
02:00well do not threaten me
02:01oh I'm not threatening
02:03I'm stating the facts
02:05do you have any idea the things they say about him
02:08the whispers that I have been controlling
02:11that he's a womanizer
02:12that he and his wife come to blows
02:15literal blows
02:16literal blows
02:16that the kids hate him
02:18and her
02:19that he is as dumb as a bag of rocks
02:22has an eagle the size of Texas and a penis the size of a thumbtack
02:26and I have kept this all under control on this campaign trail
02:30but this
02:31this is another animal
02:33listen
02:34I will talk to him
02:35I will do it
02:36I promise you I will
02:37and this will be fine
02:38okay
02:38you have 24 hours
02:39that sounds like a threat to me
02:41well then
02:42call her what you want
02:44damn it
02:49Sam
02:55yes ma'am
02:57my daughter has locked herself in her bathroom
02:59and my mother is here to get her
03:01will you please get her out
03:02yes ma'am
03:03open it
03:13yes ma'am
03:15get up
03:27I don't want to go
03:29your grandmother is on her way upstairs
03:32you don't have a choice
03:33I said I don't want to go
03:35get up or this man will pick you up
03:37I hate you
03:40that's fine
03:41get up and go to the living room
03:43I'm sorry
03:53oh I understand
03:55do you have kids?
03:58no ma'am
03:58hmm
03:59I would think that you would
04:02why is that?
04:05well I mean
04:06you're so
04:07sexy
04:09what
04:09woman couldn't keep her hands off you
04:12well thank you ma'am
04:13is that all?
04:17for now
04:18thank you
04:20maybe you should
04:23stay close
04:24in case this situation
04:26gets out of hand
04:26yes ma'am
04:29wait in the kitchen
04:32wait in the kitchen?
04:34yes ma'am
04:35damn
04:43what?
04:45I should have hired you
04:47I have my skill set
04:49I have my skill set
04:49it was
04:52pretty impressive
04:54for a white boy
04:56touche
04:57thank you
05:00for what?
05:02this job
05:02I'm gonna be great at it
05:05yeah I know you're
05:06get dressed
05:09no
05:10seriously
05:11we have work to do?
05:13oh
05:13hell of work
05:14you have a country to run
05:16how does someone else do it?
05:20no seriously
05:20hurry up before your wife
05:21goes down
05:21no
05:22she's somewhere
05:23shaking in her boots
05:24why?
05:26her mom's in town
05:27so I'm trying to hang out here
05:28as long as I can
05:29what's wrong with her mother?
05:33she could scare the devil
05:34well
05:35maybe
05:37she's an angel
05:38an angel of death
05:41that's more like it
05:42okay well
05:43whatever she is
05:45I certainly don't want
05:46to run into her
05:47until I have my
05:48I'm so misunderstood
05:51face back
05:52yeah?
05:53why can't you do that now?
05:54no
05:55this is pleasure
05:57come on let's go
06:03well I'll see you again
06:04I'll see you until I can't
06:10I love it
06:11bye Elliot
06:16sir
06:18hi Donald
06:37and no I don't want to hear it
06:39no
06:42unfortunately you're gonna have to
06:44oh I think you are
06:46I'm not remembering
06:47who you're talking to
06:48I'm sorry but I think
06:49it is a grave mistake
06:50to make that young lady
06:51anything but
06:52what she already is
06:54young lady
06:55exactly
06:56she looks the part
06:57press secretary
06:58should represent this office
07:00and I want her
07:01representing this office
07:03sir
07:03this country cares about
07:05more than just
07:06just TNA
07:07I don't think you're
07:09remembering who you're
07:10talking to
07:10sir
07:12that young lady
07:13is not qualified
07:14oh
07:16actually she's
07:18very
07:19qualified
07:19sir
07:20if you do this
07:21the entire press corps
07:22will know
07:23Diane is pissed
07:24and she
07:25control her
07:26she's your problem
07:28sir
07:31she can destroy
07:32this whole administration
07:34and I need you
07:34you know what Donald
07:35I think you're forgetting
07:35who you're talking to
07:36I'm not my wife
07:38she's all bark
07:39go prepare
07:43the press briefing
07:45my decision's made
07:47yes sir
07:52she's the one
07:54yes sir
07:59hey
08:12what are you doing
08:13up here
08:14she needed me
08:17to help with something
08:18hmm
08:18she sure does
08:20call on you a lot
08:21it's the job
08:23so you still
08:25have an attitude
08:26we're at work
08:28so we can't talk
08:29can you just
08:30do what you're doing
08:32okay
08:33fine
08:34but being an ass
08:36is not gonna get me
08:37to want to give you something
08:38yeah you're acting like
08:40you're doing me a favor
08:41that's not what I meant
08:43what I mean is
08:44being mean
08:45is not sexy
08:46why don't you get that
08:49to your mother
08:50be here soon
08:51everybody's so scared
08:53them all
08:54Priscilla
08:55you are really
08:58pissed about this
08:59and I don't think
09:00it's funny
09:00I didn't know
09:01Nancy was going
09:02to come by baby
09:03even if she didn't
09:04you are going to
09:05okay
09:07this is not you
09:09what are you taking
09:11why are you so horny
09:14are you on
09:16testosterone again
09:17just
09:17are you kidding me
09:19what is this
09:20it's been weeks
09:21I know
09:22but
09:23you're not talking
09:24about this here
09:25well okay
09:27Mr. Secret Service
09:29you think this is funny
09:31no
09:32but come on
09:33you
09:34cut me some slack
09:35just do your job
09:38yes sir
09:43okay
09:43I don't know.
10:14Hey, baby.
10:24What are you doing back here?
10:27It's my home.
10:29No, it isn't.
10:31Not until you tell me who it is.
10:36Are you not understanding that I have to bury a child
10:42that I do not do right by?
10:45And you think the father's important?
10:47Yes, it is.
10:49Why?
10:51Because you lied to me.
10:52Richard, I'm not going to tell you who it is, okay?
11:02So we're going to just be mad.
11:04But right now, I got to figure out...
11:07I got to figure out all this stuff for Leon.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Okay.
11:12No, I figured you'd say that.
11:25You need to go back to wherever you were last night.
11:30Richard, don't do this.
11:32I'm not playing with you.
11:36My money bought this house just like yours did.
11:39But my money was faithful.
11:41But I was here, doing right by you.
11:45Then how in the...
11:47In the hell did you get pregnant, huh?
11:51What is this?
11:51Is this some kind of new thing that I don't know about?
11:54Hell, I was in the war thinking about you every damn day
11:57and you were here laying up with some...
11:59You were too weak
12:00to pack all these things.
12:03Well, I did it.
12:04Did Barry help you?
12:07I did it.
12:08Then you need to go and unpack them
12:11because I am not leaving.
12:17Okay.
12:17Okay.
12:17Now, I'm going to make your life here.
12:30Hail.
12:36Well, that's disappointing.
12:39Because you're a better man than that.
12:41You have no idea how low I can go.
12:52I'm seeing it.
12:57I'm seeing it.
13:11Why do you get so nervous when she comes around?
13:13Shut up.
13:15What the hell is wrong with you?
13:18Nothing.
13:19Shall I place it here, ma'am?
13:21Yes, please.
13:25Why are you looking like that?
13:27You are both going.
13:34Hello.
13:35Mother?
13:37How are you?
13:38I'm well.
13:39Are you?
13:42Yes, ma'am.
13:44Well, I suppose you are.
13:46But you do not look well.
13:49I'm sorry.
13:50Oh, no, no.
13:52It's the best you can do.
13:55Obviously.
14:00How are you?
14:02Annoyed that I had to come here.
14:04I am so sorry.
14:07It would be a better sentiment.
14:13Well, are you ready to go, you two?
14:17Yes, they are.
14:18I was asking my grandkids.
14:22I don't want to go.
14:25Why not?
14:27Because I don't want to.
14:28Gail?
14:29I'm meeting with my lawyer.
14:30Your lawyer?
14:31Yes.
14:32I'm emancipating from this family.
14:34Oh!
14:34You really are something.
14:35You really are something.
14:38Just like your mother.
14:40How does it feel, darling, to have it all come back on you, dear?
14:46Not good.
14:47Hmm.
14:48Well, now you see what I went through with you during your rebellion stages.
14:54Yes.
14:55But it all worked out for the best.
14:57It got you in line, didn't it?
15:01Yes, it did.
15:03It?
15:04It?
15:11You, mother, you got me in line.
15:14And I will do the same for these little bundles of joy.
15:22I don't want to go.
15:23I'm sure you don't, darling.
15:25But you will.
15:27Why, Gail?
15:28Oh, no, no, no.
15:29Let her.
15:31Is there something more you would like to say, darling?
15:35But you might want to think on this, dear.
15:39The more you speak, the harsher will be your punishment.
15:44For you.
15:46And for your brother.
15:49What punishment?
15:50Shut up, Gail.
15:52What about you, son?
15:55What did I do?
15:56That little incident at the table.
15:58I haven't forgotten about that.
16:03Fine.
16:04Now, see, there's the right attitude.
16:07How long will we be gone?
16:08As long as it takes.
16:11Takes for what?
16:12Well, that will depend on you, too.
16:16I need to get back here.
16:18Well, then.
16:19This shouldn't take very long at all.
16:22You're going to have fun.
16:25Yes.
16:25Well, here's the deal.
16:27We're going to the country house.
16:29We're going to talk.
16:32Ride horses and fish.
16:34And figure out what's going on with you two.
16:39Sounds like fun, right?
16:40Sounds like fun, right?
16:43Go on to the car.
16:47Go.
16:48Go.
16:49Go.
16:50Go.
16:58Thank you for coming.
17:04Can you do anything right?
17:07Do I and your father have to do everything for you?
17:11I'm ready to live my days out in peace.
17:16But here I am, always cleaning up your shit.
17:25You.
17:27You're such a disappointment to me.
17:30Over and over and over and over and over again.
17:34I will get these things you call children in line.
17:41And then I'll be back.
17:45To deal with you.
17:47Yes, ma'am.
18:11They got chili in there when she walked in.
Be the first to comment
Add your comment

Recommended